The Suey Awards: Best Dismissal | Hour 2

0:00It's one of my favorite times. There's that point in every summer where I start convincing myself, I'm going to be normal about football this year. Not as emotional. Not lose myself completely in it. And then the game start. The sprinklers. The smell of grass. The roar of the crowd. The toasting of Miller Light. Ah, that right there my friends. That's my favorite part about all of this because make it football time is great. Make it football time a Miller time. That's special. Some of my favorite weekends are built around football. Getting everybody together, putting the college games on on Saturday come back for the NFL on Sunday, order way too much food, and crack open Miller lights for me and my friends. That's a perfect weekend for me. And Miller light is a beer I reach for every time because it's crisp, refreshing, and easy to drink. Especially when football starts. When it's still somehow down here. 90 degrees in Miami. It's a true American pilsner that cools the body down the original light beer since 1975 and just 96 calories and 3.2 carbs. Legendary game days start with a Miller light.

1:00Make game day legendary. Go to Miller light.com slash stand by delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller light pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Game time is Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller brewing company Milwaukee Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. They are listening to the down levatar show in partnership with the Draftkins Sports app now live in all 50 estates. Football is back Jack, which means the takes arguments are all completely reasonable. And overreactions are back to Draftkins game day is coming September 2nd with free gas and select cities nationwide and game day deals all day long download the Draft King Sports app and use code Dan when you sign up live in all 50 states that means yours and in partnership with Draftkins, the crown is yours. Dan we're going to be doing something very cool for Draftkins game day that is September 2nd will be live broadcasting live from a gas station in Miami whereabouts. TBD we are still formulating all that stuff.

2:01No, no, we know it. We just can't say we can't say it. We can't say it. Zaz we're going to have a show Olympics. Me, you Matthew Coco, all of us are going to be competing. Don't tell me I know. Oh, no one else. I'm don't I'm telling you. I'm in it man. I know you're in a beer and a leaf. Out of gas station, you're going to have a show. It's got to be like show representation. Zaz will represent us. Tony will be representing mystery crate. Coco representing nothing personal. They'll all be at gas stations. They will be competing in the tire toss, the perfect pump and the windshield wash relay. Know about that perfect pump. So we'll be doing all that on Wednesday throughout the show. There's also a free to play contest on the Draftking Sports app. Compete. See who's going to win. Who you got? Dan, who do you think's going to win the tire toss? I'm going Coco. Also going to be a really fun host, y'all. The perfect pump Kirk Herbstreet alleges that he's got that that he knows how to make babies that are male and knows how he. Please not compared to Zaz. Amateur hour in the Herbstreet House.

3:02I thought of you, Zaz. Now he ironically Kirk Herbstreet was on with bus and with the boys talking about making babies and he, he, him and his wife have claimed to have the strategy. This is how you have a boy. I want to hear Zaz's rebuttal to this. My wife, if to be specific, my wife was a gymnast. So when we would get, when we would get done with, when we were done, yeah. She read something or something. She would know she would do a handstand. She heard that the male sperm were faster. She would do a hand, handstand, her handstand. She would do up on the bed and we're four for four. Not since. That's not, that is Amateur hour in the Herbstreet House. Well, it really is. You don't need to go through all of those gymnastics, if you will. My wife and I know the secret. We've known the secret and the secret has been passed down from generation to generation of Zaz's. That's why we've gone over, over a hundred years without producing a female.

4:08We know how to get it done. Just marry a Zaz low? No. We're four for four. That's how I don't believe that that is universal. I don't believe that that scientific. It is. I don't think that that's accurate. I don't, I think that you've got the science of this a little bit wrong. Do we trust curcs? I mean, these four for four. Okay. Or you look at my family lineage and you know how you know how all your families. I didn't like that question. I mean, you're claiming now to know that all of your, you know, I know. Grandpa Oz and Dad. I know how we did it. Okay. I know how we insured we were only having boys. Maybe I knew because it was planted in me by past family members. I don't know. I know how we know. And the proof is in the pudding. Yeah, but you're two for two. He's four for four. You got small sample size. He's got a bigger sample. It says double sample size. No, he's got the entire lineage of Zaz. Give it that, that's how I'm going to do.

5:09Other guys do work, but we don't know if they're all doing it from behind. If they want to have all boys, they are put it on the pole at Levitard show. Is Kirk Herbstreet right that the way to have boys is to have your wife do a handstand or headstand, handstand, headstand, whatever it is that he said, nonsense. Put it on the pole, please at Levitard show. I should say, by the way, that the Suis, you can vote for them at Levitard AF dot com. And we've got another category today. We've got two categories today, Worse Talker and Best Dismissal is going to be later this hour, but you can do all of your voting at levitard AF dot com. The Titans have waved Will Levis and there are only two things right now that I will remember about Will Levis's career. That is exactly where the dolphins went to die. Everything related to the dolphins, they were nine and two on Monday night at home. And then they lost to Will Levis's Titans when they were awful.

6:11And also this mayonnaise commercial. Mayotivations with Will Levis. Mayotine make haste and your dip bring out the best taste. No, no. Mayot Delicious Dip be served hot while your quarterback plays it cool. Impressive. Mayotip be creamy and your quarterback dreamy. Oh, hey. Mayo Game Face be as vicious as your Buffalo chicken dip is delicious. You don't have to wait until the guy blowing the leaf blower in the face of Will Levis puts it down

7:13before speaking if you want to speak. I just want to make sure, but he did just go numb, numb. It's a good commercial. He threw the jar of mayo and then he caught it himself. Mr. Perfect did that one time. His career is now way back up. Correct. Yeah. And that's the type of backup you want to have, not to this guy's big and stature. You know, he's not going to get hurt. He looks like a quarter. And he said, Mayo dip be creamy and your quarterback dreamy. But Dan of all the things, you remember those two things and not Tony saying that if you squinted, he looks like Dan Marino. Tony does fall in love with. I stand by that. Yeah, no, but you're the guy. You are the guy who falls in love in the strip club when it comes to a quarterback, just coming out and playing a down your, your, that person. Yeah, I mean, there's so many of them. You can, you can name a hundred of them. Tony every time a guy plays and goes 11 for, for 16. Tony falls in love with the court. That's a Bennett. I really just said that throw by steps and better than you know what I'm talking about.

8:15How about you love Thai Simpson last weekend? I thought you had some good, you flashed. I thought you had some good place. It's one of my favorite times. There's that point in every summer where I start convincing myself, I'm going to be normal about football this year, not as emotional, not lose myself completely in it. And then the game start the sprinklers, the smell of grass, the roar of the crowd, the toasting of Miller light. Ah, that right there, my friends. That's my favorite part about all of this because make it football time is great. Make it football time a miller time. That's special. Some of my favorite weekends are built around football. Getting everybody together, putting the college games on on Saturday, come back for the NFL on Sunday, order way too much food and crack open Miller lights for me and my friends. That's a perfect weekend for me. And Miller light is a beer I reach for every time because it's crisp, refreshing, and easy to drink, especially when football starts when it's still somehow down here. 90 degrees of Miami. It's a true American pilsner that cools a body down the original light beer since 1975 and just 96 calories and 3.2 carbs.

9:18Legendary game days start with a Miller light. Make game day legendary, go to Miller light.com slash stand to find delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller light pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Game time is Miller time. Celebrate responsibly, Miller brewing company Milwaukee Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Down lebatar, my algorithm on Instagram is dance all boobs. Jenna, dance, it's a good algorithm. This is the down lebatar show. We're going to get to some sound here involving Michael Wilbond. We have enjoyed a new segment and we've got competing bits of imaging for this new segment involving Mike Wilbond. So let's hear the original imaging that we had for this Mike Wilbond segment. Time to play a new game. It's sweeping the nation.

10:21It's called guess what Michael Wilbond's response will be to this. What do you say? Shocking opinions. Unexpected answer. You know about those answers. Shocking revolution. You know about those revelations. I can't believe he said that. What do you say? The joke, of course, is that it's often very predictable and exactly what you thought. He wouldn't say, but let's hear the competing bit of imaging here before we get through the question at hand. No way. I can't believe it. He zigs when you zag.

11:24No one would have guessed. Oh boy. Me. Shitting it. I never saw it coming. Word to your mother. Flabbergasting. Michael Wilbond said, why? Basically he's saying, oh, we need better players. Wouldn't be one of them, dude. Then be better. Unbelievable. No, I would call him in. I call him in his agent. I'd say, you know, we love you. We signed you to this deal. You want to trade? Go to hell. Well, but wait a minute. We just played the sound. We wasn't just the imaging. I was going to set up what it is that he was talking about. We just played the sound. The sound cannot be a surprise. Now it's about Winnipeg, Goli Conor, hella buck, requesting a trade when he's got five years left on his contract. You weren't also supposed to play the sound. It still works. Yeah, but I got to tell people what we got to be able to guess. What the sound is that he's going to say we've got to set it up. Now we know what it is that he said.

12:25No, no, I think I think you hear that. And you're like, whoa, whoa, what was the context? And then you set it up. I liked that better as a guessing game of who's going to be talking about it. And you know what they say about a bit. The third time's really where you hit your shirt. Yeah, we'll do it well next time. So yeah, Conor, hella buck, requested a trade with five years left on his contract and Michael Wilbond told him to go to hell. Is it because his name is Hella buck? Is that why he just told him to go to hell? It's not very often that you hear Michael Wilbond tell someone to go to hell. That's, I don't know if that's shocking, but it's at least a bit of a surprise. Like, hey, it's a surprise that Wilbond's talking about hockey. It's the first time PTI has done that in 24 years. They don't talk about hockey under any circumstances. And the one time they talk about it, it's Wilbond telling Winnipeg, a Winnipeg's goalie to go to hell. The irony is if someone told Wilbond just to visit Winnipeg, he would tell them to go to hell. Put it on the poll at Levitard show. Is it redundant to send someone from Winnipeg to hell? Where the hell is Winnipeg?

13:26That's a good question. It's Alberta. Where the hell is that? What's so known as Manitoba? None of those things help. That is not information that in any way is helpful. You're not to be. You're not. You're not helping. First I thought it was Alberta, but then I remembered that it's actually Manitoba in the middle of the country. Tony, you were made sad by college football. Bill Bell checked, tried to ruin it this weekend. He tried to win football by ruining it. One in the most bellicic way possible. TCU now exists after making the championship game a couple of years ago just to announce the return of coaches. Deon Sanders did it in the opposite football game where they went up and down the field on TCU right after they had played for the championship. And now Bella check, I guess people are going to assume that that team is going to be improved this year. How could it not be? It would have been hard. Like they really did reduce the expectations. If you're going to do this sort of thing as a three and four year project, when people do not have patients, this would be the way to do it.

14:27As make an unholy mess the first year so that you immediately climb over a very low bar the second year. They were a big dog and they win 15 to 10 against TCU. It was a horrendous game. I mean, just a super sloppy game. Every time I checked in, I was like, whoo, terrible, terrible football. And UNC wins a game. They clinched the game. I mean, how about the image of this like six times Super Bowl champion Bill Bellicic and the big exaggerated fist pump. When they draw the player off side with 38 seconds left to clinch the game. 15 to 10. Not only that, then you're looking at the scores and you're like, all right, Virginia B. 10th, he stayed 34 18 and you're like, oh, the San Jose State USC. And did you see some of the pictures that came out of the Rose Bowl? It was like nobody there. It's bad. It's really bad. 645 people went to the game and they came out and they came out and they're like, it's hot. That's why people aren't there. It's hot. And then they gaslit you by telling you the attendance was 51,000. Yeah. No, please know.

15:27Like look at these pictures, Dan. Like this is this is not a high school championship game. It has half of the bowl filled. And this was nothing. There was nobody there on top of the CW on top of other games. Like you and LV Memphis. I was up late watching that game for reasons unexplained. And I was like, oh, that's where will must champ is. He's a you and LV running Rebels coach. Interesting. They lost. It was a sad game too. Well, didn't a must champ come out with Elvis? Didn't a much. I'm Mullins. Dan Mullins. Dan Mullins, my bad. Oh, that's what you were talking about. Must champ. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was not a Mullins. Dan Mullins. Mullins. Not a Cuban like that's not a play on for me. No, I'm Cuban. Tony, I'm sorry. You can't get that wrong both ways. You can't be like, you can't do that. It's also not the Rose Bowl. The Colosseum. I'm like, you can't support him out of your mouth. You can't get that wrong and just trample the idea. Like you trample the idea that a coach came out of a tunnel with Elvis.

16:27Must champ at the Rose Bowl. Because you just, you got so many things wrong in everything. A lot of games don't work that way. That's why I was trying to scan a lot of games. The bows lost to Stanford, by the way, the Kings have Stanford. You forget how this goes get out of here, man. Yeah, you have to leave. I'm trying to fill a bust of long enough for Dan. No, no, no, no. I don't need anymore. If that's what you're here. If that's what your help looks like, you can take it to another room. Mr. Michigan Sacramento. Another room and you can sit alone with your shame. You will see, you will much champ though, because he is the defensive coordinator at UT Austin. Oh, another sad place. He'll be in some big games. Get out. Why are you still here? I mean, you got nothing wrong. Do you know how hard it is to ruin the fact that Elvis came out of the tunnel with a college football coach? And you did it by getting three different things wrong in about seven seconds. You just, you kept making it worse somehow.

17:30Mullins. Wait, I'm, look, I'm no one to make fun of anybody for getting names wrong. And I'm especially no one to make fun of anybody for adding S's or taking away S's, because that's the exclusive domain of aging, where you put S's where they don't belong and you take them off when you shouldn't. You got to stay near them wrong, girl. I mean, he got everything wrong. There wasn't anything right there. And again, got so many distracting things wrong that he distracted us from the fact that a college football coach ran onto the field with Elvis. Tony, you know that moment at a party or at a tailgate where everything just sort of clicks. I know it well. It's usually when I show up. It goes crazy. Yeah, you usually take all the credit for it, but it's because Tony usually walks in with Quarvel. I'm blocking my piss. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Quarvel is a thing that turns hanging out into this is the night. It has that effect on people. It does. You usually take the credit for it, but again, it's the Quarvel effect. It's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up,

18:31hooting and hollering. Keep it, Quarvel. Keep it, Quarvel, baby. Down lebatar. The first. Jeremy Tachi. Lions. Uh oh. This is the down lebatar show. There's also some sound that we have from that Memphis game. Okay. Can you guys get me the video of just Memphis being disoriented and dizzy with this victory? Because this felt like the testosterone of football is back. Wherever it is that you might have been sad, Zaz, because the games weren't very good this weekend. There wasn't a whole lot that was interesting, but the emotion of football is back because here's Memphis and here's how it feels to win your first game. Yeah. Yeah.

19:32We stole his tail. We made it. That is them. I nearly JT, Never! I nearly JT my Asia costs and all I can do is anti- We saw James Hults in Georgia. Okay. All right. So here's the presentation. Frank Lizquero impressed me. Uncle naturally carted out of me for about 25 to 2000. This is just my last time just Scott target. There come a lot more to understand that. And now the suing nominees for Best Dismissal. Zazlow and Mike Ryan dismiss Kyle Lowry. Horrible. Worse my Emmy-hee player of all time. I hope his retirement ceremony is him kicking liberal rocks. Wow. I couldn't wait for him to not play on my television anymore. Haven't to watch that guy for the two and a half years having a root for him. Gimme a break. Boston College head coach Bill O'Brien dismisses a reporter.

20:33What are you going to message to the fans? I've heard from a lot of fans. I just really, really. Yeah, I'm really glad. You know, I'm glad you're down. I'm not down. Nobody's down. We're fighting. We're competing. You know, it's the second year of this program. Like, you always come in here with these down questions. Like, you show up like once a month or something like that. You come in here with these down questions. I'm not down. I don't know what year you graduated from BC. But this is a program that we're building. Nobody hears down. We're positive. We're going to show up and play our asses off against SMU. You can go out there in your dark clouded world or whatever it is. And do what you want to do. We're not down. The sun is up and we're fighting. That's my message to the fans. What's up Trevor? Zazlow dismisses Carmelo Anthony's outfit while he's dressed like a painter. Carmelo, can you put on a shirt and tie? Oh, what are you doing? Carmelo, enough with you. This is a podcast. Look at your own. It's MbNMBC. You have a back-wits flex film. You know what? I'm glad this is the second consecutive day where you're running me up. I'm glad you're running me up. A runner-up key championship shirt. Okay, first of all, I have a lot of positive feelings about the Miami Hits 2020 RUNC-DMBA finals.

21:35I know they didn't win. Back-to-back days of a positive-ass shirt. And then back-rumped flex fit. Come out. It's on a podcast. Sid Sikshero dismisses American hockey fans in South Florida. Did you go to the elbow room where five people didn't notice gold medals walk in last night? Did that happen to Miami too? No, it's great. I love where hockey lives in Miami and in the Miami area. Yeah, I bless all of you. This is the worst thing ever. This is like a Latvia beat you guys in Olympic basketball. And you guys got your feet up just enjoying this for like eight seconds. So you move on and talk about the kid from Kansas who hates basketball. Doesn't want to play. Dave Damage check dismisses the food fighters. I have yet to hear anybody make a good case that every food fighter song doesn't sound exactly like every other food fighter song. The only distinction between them is when they're plugged in or acoustic. That's how they differentiate their music. Dave grow unplugged and he goes acoustic. Otherwise the songs are indistinguishable. Zazlow dismisses Craig Barubi.

22:37I know he's lying. You said it. I'm not going to call him a liar. Whatever I just did. Who cares? This is Craig Barubi going to do. WrestleMania 9. The Chief. What's he going to do? Hey, Craig Barubi. I think you're lying. What are you going to do about? Do nothing. Sucker. Craig Barubi. I mean, Al Hassen dismisses bike riders on the sidewalk. I'm on the sidewalk. There's a bike lane. We got rid of cars for you as whole. And you can tell me get the f*** out of the way. No, you get the f*** off my sidewalk. Zazlow dismisses the movie. Tenet. That movie sucks. It was terrible. Don't tell me that you like that movie. No, no one likes him. Anyone who likes that movie, you just lie on my face. A great take. No one understands what I'm about. A great take. You're not smarter than everybody because, ooh, I like Tenet. No one believes that you understood it. It doesn't make you smarter. It makes you a dope. Zazlow dismisses the NFL Pro Bowl. Pro Bowl. Get the hell out of my face. When we're replacing Drake May in whatever cock-a-may-may game you got going on with Shadr Sanders,

23:43who was statistically one of the worst starting quarterbacks in the NFL this year. Pro Bowl. Get the hell out of my face. Hank Azaria dismisses Taylor Swift at Nick's Games. I tell you the one that bothered me was Taylor Swift. Why? She just got here. She's the cutest thing in the world, but we had to sit with her all through the NFL and now she's at the garden. Come on. Mike Ryan dismisses the airline industry. The airline industry, we should have never bailed them out. They should have been left to die. And we should all raise up and say this is not good enough. This is bogus. And how do you not have enough space in the overhead cabins? Did you not expect people to bring bags? Mm-hmm. Am I supposed to travel to the West Coast without a bag? Tim Kirkchin dismisses Dave Damacechek. I'm sorry fellas, who is Dave Damacechek? Am I supposed to know him? Oh, this is a rare highlight. Tim Kirkchin doesn't know who the hell is Dave Damacechek.

24:44I'm over the moon. That's okay. Mike Ryan dismisses UM haters. All right, shut up. Losing to SMU is not a bad loss. You know how many losses SMU has in the ACC since they entered? Three. Well, that's in the ACC. They were 11 and one last year. They were a CFP team. That's not a bad loss. Shut the f*** up. Number two. Number two. Moveals wrestling. Number two. Number two. Moveals presently ranked. That's not a bad loss. Shut up. The reason. The reason. The reason. The reason. It is a bad loss, Mike. The only reason. Because Miami did it. It's because Miami lost. No, it's because Miami lost. It's a bad loss. I'm glad we're still being released in a week's late. Texas losing the Florida. Not a bad loss. They lost it. The double digit of favor. Team's loses. The double digit of favor at all the time. Well, Notre Dame has not. Notre Dame has lost. They lost. But they played a game. Notre Dame was favored. They lost. The double digit. No. It's a double digit of favor. Oh my god. I'm glad we're in underdog football.

25:44You're in. Like. What would happen if Notre Dame played Miami? I don't know. If only I had recent history to go off of. Dave Damagec dismisses the movie cast away. He's deserted on this island. And then he has what he has to get by how he does like people doing prison. He has to get by with the volleyball. And he does what he does. And that's that. But he survives. He somehow impossibly escapes this island. And he makes his way back to civilization. And then he goes to visit the woman to whom he was engaged. And within 90 seconds, he's like, you missed the Titans. They almost won the Super Bowl. Hey, lady, I almost died on an island. Where are you talking? I don't care about the Titans. That movie. What? Dave Damagec dismisses the Blue Man group. I went to see the Blue Man back in the 90s. And I was resentful that they start going around like, hey, we're going to pull you up onto this stage. I didn't sign up to be a part of your show. I bought a ticket to watch you do a show.

26:45You just me into it. Nick Wright dismisses Jeremy Tashay. Tashay is like that was my first time betting on sports. You didn't bet on sports. I know. I know. You are on a free roll. It cost you nothing. You were on just a maybe I'll be able to pick up a few extra dollars. Mike Ryan dismisses Lone Depot Park. All in all, just a bad experience. One that I always have over there, which is I never have a good experience in that building. Everything from the seat color to the lights. It's just a garish looking place. I don't like it. The opposite terrible. I can't say a good thing about it. Bulldozen. Tony Colaudiude. dismisses Victor Wemba Nyama. Anything he does. I'm done with Wemba. What? I'm so good. I could dunk from here. I'm a spin move and a cross over here. Oh, I talk about societal issues. Oh, my mom's so cool. Oh, there it is. I was done with this guy. He talks like he's Bill Russ. Wemba thinks he's better than us. He is better than us.

27:45He is better than us. He is French in every way. Exactly right. Hate them too. What? Oh, L.I. Say you're done with Wemba. Because I am. Dave Damishek dismisses Dave Matthews band. Who is this? This creep, this vein. This narcissist Dave Matthews who says the whole band is named after me. And why doesn't anyone else push back in the band? They've all been in the band for however long, a quarter century. That's not enough time. And under your rule, Dave Matthews, you creep. You evil man. I'm dictating to me that I'm in your band. Now we're all in a band together friend. Mike Ryan, dismisses Billy Corbin. Billy Corbin is here. He's a rock on tour. He's a saboteur. That guy sucks. Hey, what's up? Go fuck yourself, Billy. All right, there it is. He's sucking from the back dog. Whoa, wait. Oh no. They had that a plate.

28:45They had that a plate. You see Quester. Oh, wait, wait, wait. It's personal foul. White, the visual and foul. Come on, out of here. I mean, L.Hassen dismisses the movie The Departed. The Departed was hack color by numbers with a hack ending. Hey, I'm the leader of the mob. I'm going to do all of these murders myself. And then when I get shot and I die, I'm going to die like this. That's spoiler alert. Come on, man. Mike Ryan, dismisses Christian Policic. That's over. You tone deaf fool to have that quote after the match. Buddy, we're done. Enjoy the Home Depot ribbon cutting ceremony. Enjoy being featured in the commercials four years from now. Enjoy being on the Fox broadcast. You are now yesterday's news. You are no longer the face of this organization. We are moving past you. Zazlow dismisses one shining moment during the NCAA tournament. It's the most overrated thing in all of sports. One shining moment. I never watch it. I don't have time for it. It is mad cheesy.

29:46I hate one shining moment. What's so special about it? It's a corny ass song played to highlights from the tournament. Whatever, man. Loot of Androids, man. When he gets to singing that song. Roy, that's long as corny as hell. Greg Cody dismisses Michael Biamani. Yeah, Doseman, you know, I get it. I mean, wow, that is dismissive of a legendary voice in this market. You just were really indifferent about it. I am saying I don't think heat fans appreciate him and will miss him as much as 35 years of service. Warren's. I may be wrong. You are doing that. Okay. Can we put that on the poll? Doseman, you know, it tells you I get it. Dave Damage check dismisses Alvin and the chipmunks. The greatest violator of this of all is Alvin with the two other chipmunks. Wait a minute. But you have to have low self esteem to be one of the other two chipmunks. Alvin's going to front the band. Like, yeah, he gets name checked. We're just the two chipmunks. You're magical chipmunks too.

30:46You can sing in human words. Why are you not honoring yourself? The banding that Alvin give you equal time. No, no, it's going to be Alvin and my two friends who also happen to be less magical chipmunks than I am, but they're in the band too. I think it's a disgrace on Alvin's part. But also the other two. What are their names? Theodore. Theodore. I aam theodore Alvin. Does this happen. Well, I'm glad you guys could do it. You know, they dis honored themselves and their families by not requiring it. No, Alvin's got a big head. Just let him do it. Let him do it. Let him do it, Theodore. Shame on all of them. Saints QB Tyler Schuck dismisses Dan Levitard. Super Bowl squares, buying squares, Schuck yes or Schuck no. Schuck, NA, I don't know if I can even answer that, but if I will not win, this guy is good. Schuck NA. Ha ha ha. Pointed out the mic there Dan. There's a better quarterback. Damn come on, have some better questions. Yeah, better quarterback.

31:47Sam Darnel's a Drake May. Schuck yes or Schuck no. Schuck you Dan. Zaslow dismisses Gargamel. No one was afraid of Gargamel. Gargamel's nemesis are little two inch blue people. And he has a hard time defeating them. Gargamel was a poser. Zaslow's wife Tamra dismisses Zaslow. Unfortunately between the snoring and the bright lights, it's just time to establish some boundaries. She says the TV emits too much heat. Yes, it's just excessive, especially it's wrestling. So I can't stand it. So wrestling. So you're OK with the heat. You're OK with the panthers. If these guys all lathered up in oils running around in tights, they remind you that you're married to a toddler. Basically, it's nonsense. The breaking point is wrestling, Zas. It's that wrestling is good. It's not that it sports. It's specifically wrestling is the problem. And the snoring. The Greg Cody show with Greg Cody dismisses Dan Levitard.

32:50What are you celebrating? Did you celebrate 100 and 200? You're just looking for reasons to celebrate yourself? Yes, this is number 300, which is big. It's been maybe our best episode ever. But the reason I wanted to talk to you, Dan, is that we're celebrating the number 300. And you weigh 300 pounds, right? Is that true? Because... Because... Because... Did he hang up? You Greg. OK. I love you. Zaslow dismisses Adam Silver. He's a nothing this guy. He has no answers for anything. All options are on the table. I don't... I don't like a tie, any of them, but they're all on the table. He's a nothing this Adam Silver, vote of no confidence. This guy is clueless. This guy isn't in control of anything. Look at everything that's happened under his watch. Players don't try under his watch.

33:51Teams lose on purpose on his watch. You have the Kauai Leonard Aspirations situation, which by the way, when he was asked about it over the weekend, he doesn't have a clue what the hell's going on. Someone else, he has a... I don't know what's happening. He's a nothing this guy. Dave Damagechek dismisses soap and shampoo. Shampoo is soap and soap is shampoo. And the shampoo maker said, look, all the doops of society are buying this liquid soap and rub it in their hair. Maybe we can double down on it and create another thing for them to rub into their hair. And we'll call it conditioner. And now we have conditioner. And everybody caught on after a decade or three that conditioner is unnecessary. And then all the conditioner maker said, we have warehouses overflowing with this crap. What are we gonna do with it? We can't pawn it off on the doops anymore. Oh, I know what we'll do. We'll make shampoo and conditioner combo in the same container so you have no choice in the matter.

34:52And now everybody just keeps rubbing the shampoo and conditioner into their hair, never even considering that this is all the man having his way with you once again. The big dog, Joe Rose, dismisses his producer. I'm not bitching him. You want to bench him because he sound like a b****. You're talking about b****. You want to bench him because he said something stupid yesterday. OK, Omar. You don't want to hear it dumbass? You just hear. You listen to what you want to listen to Woody. No wonder your wife wants to punch you in the face half the time. Hey, right now when I talk to you about hair, I'm gonna talk to you in the face and then you'll punch me. Wow. Oh my god. Damage, Jack. Damage. I mean, he was a big star there. Yeah, football America is going to have some new times coming in right after football. We'll give you more information here as it approaches. But let's put these things on the poll at Levitard show. After all these years, should the Dave Matthews band be called the Dave Matthews band with Carter Bufert

35:54after all of these years? Also put on the poll, did Damage check imply that Tom Hanks had sex with Wilson the volleyball? Zazlow said, Pro Bowl, get the hell out of my face. And now it did indeed get the hell out of your face. A thought leader. It got canceled and Kyle Lowry, where the dismissals began, got his number retired by the Toronto Raptors, even though you hate him as a heat player. And I saw that Jalen Brown. Did you guys see this today? Jalen Brown has gotten the key to the state of Massachusetts. I did not know that states gave keys. I thought it was only cities. I did not think it was states. And Brad Stevens said, they're going to retire his number in Boston, which surprised me because of how historic that franchise is. Are you surprised at all that Brad Stevens is saying that they're retiring the number of Jalen Brown? I'm not surprised that they're going to retire the number of Jalen Brown. I mean, you look, Garnett had his number retired. You know, Paul Pierce, number retired.

36:56Like they were on a team that won one championship also. Although the way that they speak about it from 18 years ago, you would think they won six or seven in a row. But I'm not surprised that there was Aaron Jalen Brown's number. I am surprised though that he said it's walled. The guy still has a lot of career left. And he's playing for another team. It's kind of cheesy. Makes you emotional. No, no, not really. Did you know that keys were given by states? I just so what does it even mean? You have a key to the state. It means that you're being honored by the state of Massachusetts in a way that's historically recorded and they give you a symbol that suggests that this is your home. You have a key to the to do whatever you want. No, that's not what it doesn't mean. You can do whatever you want. Does it mean going a crime stream, crime spray with immunity? Why don't understand what it means now? It's a purge now. It's it's it's symbolic. What do you show? I was like, yo, I got a key to see. I do ever want. Yes, it's not a key to the city. It's a key to the state. Did you guys know that there was a key to the state? I was not aware that you could get a key to the state.

37:58Like I put it on the pole as well at LeBetard show, were you aware that there was such a thing as getting a key to a state? Does he show up to a coffee shop with the key and says I get stuff for free now? What happens? Hey Duncan. Seems pointless. Well, Zaz, you see how big the key is, right? It's a huge key. Yeah. Doesn't open anything, right? I don't think so. I don't know what you do with it. Why don't you understand that this is symbolic? Why can't you tell me what it does? Are you still here?