The Suey Awards: Worst Mistake | Hour 1

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2:06Get started at chat GPT.com by selecting work mode available on plus and pro plants. They are listening to the down level. This episode of the Dan Levitard show is presented by Draft King Sports. Draft King's The Ground is yours. We have a brand new Sui announcer. We have a brand new Sui trophy and we have the first category of this our Sui week. This our worst talking is the first award that we're giving. Why do you guys look and are you all dressed like a company softball team that is 4 and 12? Why is it that all of you look exactly alike today? I mean, we had three weeks with Zazlow and it's just out there. You know about that Richard? He's changed me. Makes us look great.

3:07All right. We're having time. I look good in redone. Dan thought Montreal had a lot of ties in the conference standings of MLS. Jeremy, why are you wearing a cowboy hat? Oh, well, as you know, Dan, it's been my lifelong dream since last Wednesday to become a country music star. And y'all know how much I care about this. And it's been a dream of mine. So I decided to work on this passion project. Really? There's no qualms about it. There's no facade here. I have wanted to do this for a really long time. You regret the word qualms there, right? Yeah. I didn't like that. And when it came out, I was like, ooh. I really have, I've long worked at this dream. I've been writing down lyrics in my notes app for about 10 years now of, you know, the lack of trials and tribulations that I faced. You know, I really haven't faced much strife in my life. And so I wanted to authentically, you know, come to all of you in the audience and let

4:08you know how that felt. So my new single, the diary of a personable fella will be dropping on Friday. I'm really excited to share this authentic and personal experience with all of you. Is there an act I see the parental advisory label? Is there actually explicit content? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, this is from the heart, which means there's going to be some real emotion, y'all. Okay. The key to your impersonation is going to be the y'all. How do you think Jonathan Taylor in Indiana feels about the fact that he's being paid for the next two years, $44 million and Indiana's former punter Pat McAfee is being paid $60 million? How do you feel? How do you think Jonathan Taylor feels about that one? Play the stat of the day. Play the stat of the day music, Roy. The five highest paid dolphins this season, $24.00.00.00.00.00.00. Diffайтесь, $48.00.00.00. 선택. The six finalists create historical events, and this ought to cast a card above the

5:16pasads and Zenakadians. The English version of Jonathan Taylor has really over 정도로畫 the Pacific Ocean. million. No. Tyree kill 28 million. Jalen Ramsey 20 million. Come on. Minka Fitzpatrick 13 million. Yes, sealer and they're somewhere. Bradley Chobb 11 million dollar. That cap is dead. None will be playing for the Miami Dolphins this season. They have two players that are 30 years old. Zach sealer who's 30 and they're punter that they just signed. I wanted to ask you Zazlow about something that is happening in college football that I know you guys have talked about. I'm watching the television's here and Lane Kiffin says they will absolutely abide by whatever the SEC's eligibility rules are. But there is some doubt on what those eligibility rules are going to be because of course Lane Kiffin has tried to test the boundaries and the

6:17limits of the rules by taking a player who had been waived by the Browns and taking him at LSU. And now you have a fight here where college conferences are trying to ban the ability of players going to the pros back to college and I don't know what you guys have said about this and I also don't know what people are saying about this. But I know how I feel about it. And I think that both fans and these conferences are being awfully precious about the Sys Boom Ba of what they want college football to be when I just think we should call it minor league football and let guys have 10 years of eligibility if they want. Like let's stop making this about education. So no classes. And it's like stop to stupidity. It's not about them being students. Like what are we doing? We're still hanging on. We're just slowly changing it because they want it to feel like some sort of amateurism when that ship is sailed. It's minor league football.

7:21It's a giant professional sport. Chris Wanky won a Heisman at 29 years old. Just make it minor league football. Like just stop with the nonsense. Like if if you want people to keep going to class fine but eventually this is all going to break if your governing body has no power. If judges are telling you yet conferences you can't do that. You got you can't do this with antitrust rules. Look at what we have right now. Okay. This is I mean football professional football NFL football is the most lucrative league in the history of earth. It's 20 billion dollars a year annually. Nothing like that has ever existed. They've got a free minor league system. Basketball doesn't baseball shirt doesn't. Of course they want to protect their free minor league system. So just let the players go back and forth and and just make it minor league football. It already is. We're just pretending it's not. We're sitting here watching this and pretending that

8:24this is about class and it's about education and it's about young people. It's not about any of those things and you know it's not about any of those things. Like it's not I don't even we're being so pret these conferences are being so precious about we've got to protect this thing and the whole thing is stupid. Like it's just clear to me that the whole thing is already collapsed and we're just pretending and abiding by previous rules because the new rules are going to be made up as we go along. Yeah I think it's mostly about like you're saying you know we're we're precious about the old rules. I think I think we're behaving as fans. I think we're behaving as normal fans who have always liked the way college football has operated and don't see any reason to change the way college football has operated which just feels very sequential right you have four years in college if you're really good you got three in dance point like that's really interesting. Let's get 10 years the guy starts at 18 he's out of 28 there should be a cap of how old you can be because at some points like you're playing with kids if you're a grown-ass man like that is a little odd but that's an interesting point like

9:26let's just let him play. I do not want to limit earning potential and workplace potential for employees you say fans like the way that it's been but that kept the players broke for a long ass time we've changed it and once you allow the money and you've got to start changing all of the rules rules as you got to start with with I mean of course the lane kiffons of the world are going to try to do stuff like that and and a judge is telling you they can't they can't they cannot ban the ability to go work like there if you want to work as a professional football player you have some options in Europe but they don't pay very well the paying options are NFL and college football here and if we're already at the point says like this change quickly if we're already at the point where you're paying the quarterback five million dollars why are we still pretending that this is amateur in any way like once you get to the point that you're making the quarterback a millionaires and 18-year-old I don't know

10:29why you'd be precious about the rules unless it was just in protection of a bygone age that can't exist when you throw this kind of money at it once the money opens up these floodgates you have to allow employees to be able to find work in this country you can't you cannot sit here and protect your thing that makes it so very precious that you're the only one who gets to hold on to the money anymore like you have to it you're not gonna pay kids with food from the commissary anymore do you think fans have more of a problem with the player playing in a preseason NFL game and then going back to school for a fifth year of eligibility or the you know signing the NIL deal and then leaving the very next year so the contracts mean nothing so I think the latter fans have more I think football is so popular as that it does not matter what it is that we do here as long as your team has a chance to be the best team that if your team look man Indiana was a stunning a sports story as we've ever seen because the whole

11:33thing is collapsed because your conferences don't matter your traditional powers don't matter nothing that used to be is still so except for the uniforms and how some people who are unwilling to change feel about it and I get it people don't like that kind of change but it's too late like it's already changed so much what difference does it truly make there are all sorts of guys in college football right now it didn't the hurricanes had a tight end who's been there for McCormack for nine years like they're a handful of players school that they're a handful of players in college who have been there for seven eight years and yes they're injuries and and red shirt years and medical red shirt years but I'm asking you guys sincerely like I get what it is that this does okay because it limits opportunities for future young people if a guy can play for more than four or five years if a guy can play for ten years then it makes it what more competitive okay all right make it more competitive I saw

12:37Virginia that they beat NC State over the weekend their offense a lot starting line graphic popped up their right tackle fifth year their left guard and their right guard six year their center and right tackle seventh year fans and alum like part of what makes college sports college football so special to most fans and most alum is they like feeling this connection and if the players you know are were pros and then are coming back and not even taking classes you not even really part of the school and that's the part that fans and a love alum love the most they love the school part I feel like you only like that part when you're like at the school like I haven't thought about a UM player going the class in a decade or but what school did you go to F.A.U. okay well I don't I haven't thought about an F.A.U. player going is like this just like if they're playing on the field then they're the fan likes most winning like that's what the fan likes most and I would say under what it is that I'm saying to

13:38you though you might absorb it as ridiculous you develop more of an allegiance to a player who's there ten years because you're watching him all the time like it's my larger point is simply it's already professional football and you can't stop it by trying to return it to still being college football by handing a guy a couple of books and telling him to please go to geometry class well some of it is professional football a lot of it isn't right like there was games this weekend where I found myself looking I was like this is a sad game right first of the foremost the FSU game being on the CW. Dan did you watch it while St. Thomas a local high school down here is on ESPN too that was fantastic CW it was New Mexico State versus Florida State in a half empty do Campbell Stadium it was the saddest thing I've ever seen it went down well a guy on the sideline I was like who the hell is this guy look up for me please what New Mexico State's record is each of the last ten years because people are saying that because FSU one by 17 there's some reason for hope

14:42there and I just think of New Mexico State as something that exists at the very bottom of college football at all times I don't know what the line was on the game I was like 28 and a half 31 and a half I think it closed that's the only one by 17 New Mexico State just give me some some season logs on what their records have been the last few years because I simply think of New Mexico State as something that exists to get to travel and then get beaten by others so they won four games in 2025 they won three games in 2024 they won actually pretty decent year in 2023 good recruiting class they actually only lost five games keep going though I want I want like the last 15 years of New Mexico 22 they were kind of six and six not a great either because because there's a lot more else in dubbies but I'm trying to do the math and I have to be honest your Tony's looking at their full schedule so while looking at he's trying to assess what record is 2021 they won two guests is what we're doing I'm doing you

15:42want to come to this no it's okay good that's what it's on right okay two wins in 2021 in 2020 a short and season they actually went 500 they sure they won one game and lost one game that's easy for you to count just one two cave they lost two Tarleton they lost a Tarleton 40 43 17 Tarleton FC school Jeremy can you do this quicker more efficiently since the turn of the century they've been over 500 four times that's not as fun I have qualms with that uh 2019 no no qualms no I have a qualms no there's no qualms no I have a qualms 2019 they won two games uh well he just covered it 18 they won three games he's scanning like yeah put it put it on the pole yes he's the he's the Android they lost a Utah state 60 to 13 ones click to the next season uh put it on the pole uh do you know what a qualm is at Levittard do you use it correctly yeah okay I used qualm correctly it might not have been the best word no but I used it correctly you used it correctly but it just wasn't

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18:57nationwide based on sports book predictions and free-to-play sports contest availability varies by so fall in Miami doesn't necessarily mean sweater weather the way that it does around the rest of the country where you might be listening from but it does for me mean an even busier schedule somehow and i need dependable clothes that i can throw on without really thinking about it like just constant things that i can wear on a daily basis and feel comfortable and feel confident and that's why quince has become such an easy part of my wardrobe they're fitted tease and their polos they feel premium they fit the way i want and they work whether i'm headed over to the studio or if i'm going out afterwards or going to marlin's game or he game it doesn't really matter i'm gonna be wearing quince because quince also has breathable active wear and a hundred percent Mongolian cashmere sweaters that started just sixty bucks i also just recently grabbed a new quarter-right jacket that i think is going to be a fall staple for me that you'll see on me on the show everything is priced fifty to eighty percent less than similar brands because they work directly with ethical factories and cut out the middleman i use quince and you should too

19:59find your next fall favorites at quince download the quince app for exclusive offers or go to quince.com slash dan get free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty five day returns now available in canada and the uk too that's q-u-i-n-c-e.com slash dan we're not good talkers and here is the evidence as we debut the sui's this week uh worst talking

21:03welcome to the two thousand twenty six sui awards i'm michael bioman the long time now retired voice of your Miami he many of you know me as the two minutes dose middle dose guy while others know me as lualdang all right let's get this party started and now for the first time ever here are the sui nominees for worst talking dan lebutard matriculates through a sentence why does he go into full coach speak when after listening to this text

22:05this a n m pods where he's like well we got a matric matric matriculate the ball down the field you're right i'm asking for us and the audience well we got a matric matric matriculate the ball down the field toney collada you'd attempt at wartime consigliary that's a sharp in movie is it a sh- okay that fair enough it is a shunt he also wasn't a wartime conciliary hated the way i said that he said again there he goes let's cut that up he's leaving by he's leaving he also wasn't a wartime conciliary chris kody did not accomplish his sentence on sunday james winston against the lions had five completed passes over 20 airy arts five of them he had on sunday the steeler's did not a complete he's a legend he's a legend he's a legend he did not a complete

23:10he's a legend we're losing the punch line of the stat now the stat now i made this about me the steeler's did not a complete a single one in the month of november the steeler's not a one did not a complete a one mom of me don't do this i'm not a complete don't do it my crying gets flammy you do the same thing with the coach that you do with the quarterback because fs she was undefeated but they're so tied whoa right there's a mochi's you horn frog there they are they are so tied sorry college oak wow that was weird rough week they're so tied whoa tony collard of you gets lost in his sentence dan that would be the most unprecedented thing ever right in sports where it where a gambling scandal where the team was not let uh under the under the they didn't know what was going on okay spit it out ton look out look out they need to meet me there look at him he's he lost all confidence yeah that was unfortunate a gambling scandal where the team was not let uh under the under the they didn't know what was

24:15going on Jeremy tasha skips the past how did we skip the past that his name is striker yeah how do we skip the past i don't even know what my brain did there how do we how did we skip past the fact that his name is yeah i didn't get the name of striker you were saying i don't know man how do we skip the past dan lebertard can't say innings a game in which school bull strikes out seven and they lose anyways because it goes 15 in the end 15 innings you got that national indigenous people's day i'm gonna lie because it goes 15 in the end 15 in 15 innings zazlow takes the box hole can we just say the very obvious and that is that in the year 2023 jimmy butler in the heat took the buck's all right they did what they took the bucks sole okay the soul i heard box hole you said they took the bucks hole look you said they take that ass right yeah you're the you're the inventor around here taking that ass and i would anyone say

25:18i thought that's what you said take that ass would say i saw that whole jimmy butler in the heat took the buck's all Chris russo calls bad bunny bugs bunny i not game was the again unless you bet all sorts of props read christry so i don't know how you stuck with it and i am not talking about bugs bunny at the half either as i could kill that's whatever's name pat riley screws up wimba nyama mumbaya that stuff he did go right by us mumbaya what did the eastern conference do to pat riley mumbaya you better than that damn he said it not us mumbaya you gotta get that name right mumbaya that's where you go wimby excuse me mumbaya Chris russo botches cam schlitler let me start here and then we're getting to schlitler who obviously was panop i was shitler uh we kind of botched it and he's like i need to resay this let me start here and then we're getting to schlitler who obviously was panop i was shitler uh rob groganski screws up emeka egg booka

26:24rookie sensation wide receiver out of Ohio state emeka egg big boo going for over a hundred guys oh no emeka and booka i'm getting confused emeka egg big boo that kid's good emeka egg big boo chris kody loses his breath that's at the kendal kendal drive in south west 127th avenue flanagan's thursday october 30th fifteen hundred dollar costume contest david jordan dressing up as jesus christ christ you okay christ what happened there thursday october 30th fifteen hundred dollar costume contest dan levitard messes up jude bellingham how about jude bellington returning to the form of the pitch from two years ago and jude bellingham has been pretty good too that's a part of what did i call him bellington oh sh** the fine man god damn it it was a funny joke though you were so close oh man that hurts people get names wrong

27:25no but i've been doing it more and more and it's just debilitating okay how about jude bellington zazlow gets emotional like i was pulled over a few weeks ago oh fight through choked up oh get it it's emotional was it no take your time i get choked up sometimes when i talk about you know getting pulled over by the police zazlow gets emotional again do you expect math you could chuck to be skating with a hangover tonight oh i got emotional i get very emotional yeah come on i think i have to get chuck i get very emotional bad luck strike do you expect math you could chuck to be skating with a hangover tonight tony collado you'd tells us who he'd wather have a hundred percent because then you look at what they have in jg mccarthy and it's like who would you wather half who would you wather half who would you wather half who would you wather half have david damacek can't talk the person who insists um that uh that when they make a list of the

28:26great when first well the first one is when they say of all time zazlow screws up bobby portis you you know what that's just more time you're going to be standing around and waiting because you're going to be standing next to bobby porti gregg kody botches malachai tony this year not just fletcher marty brown has been great uh malachie has has been great malachai sorry but in this case i can't praise my amy enough i think i think they're an airtight oh shits not malachie it's not a guy it's a bribal kuna it is malachai it should be malachie yeah i apologize for misspeak malachie damn levitard has the sink shipping i think he's mentally broken because this is a really hard job and he was kind of alone in doing it as the sink started as the ship started to sink it's so interesting to me to see the sink is shipping and grears the first one out it's gonna it's a second time this ship is sinking what i say what i say the sink is shipping well it's always by the way i'm not

29:26mad at that i want to see a sink be shipped the way like that that means it's over i'm glad you mentioned that because the first time he said i'm like i've never heard that he caught it the first time but then he just let it loose there the sink is shipping zazlow asks if the packers win or if the bears lose dianna did the packers winner the bear lose bears lose yeah it was really bad brutal that was so bad zaz we're gonna turn that one in the post-sale time right now i'm gonna cover it in the studio she's off the no bear's lose a mid-segment meeting bear here there replay several times that was bad the packers winner the bear lose bears lose oh my god what a dork that'll never go away either the packers winner the bear lose bears lose bears with plural yeah dan levitard messes up bodicua there are an assortment of Pittsburgh broadcasters who were trying to pronounce the word bodicua and bodicua bodicua i'm sorry thank you that's a bet

30:30a board a board a board a ball that's just it's traveling i'm transition tycems that's gonna be like spoke with the pistons calling the time i wouldn't even have one you're gonna wake up in the middle then i like bodicua on my death on your death bet i'm gonna be next to you and roi's gonna be there would be like i'm never forgive you moanae bodicua moanae bodicua tonicolata you three-time champ bell champion talk about danger in the heavyweight division alis padea moving up for a a on cut that just completely crazy three-time champ belt champion in three different weight classes what did you just say what did you just say tap out alis padea moving up for a on cut that just completely crazy three-time champ belt champion zazlow gets excited about weapons weapons what a movie david i never would have watched it without my suggesting that i watch it do you want to know what how that who will what the kids doing how they go missing that's exactly right that's exactly

31:30well put whoo shitty you want to know how that who will what the kids doing what did i call David in the beginning i don't know dude what's nice time warmer time hi pop pop pop pop pop pop who shitty you want to know how that who the kids doing it sounds like me doing fake him shitty you want to know what what what the kids doing dan lebertard messes up cross country about as much as you possibly can are you an expert Jessica in the cross cross country see you see you buddy get out of here yeah almost to california bud cut it up yeah that's how he's gonna be next but i'm not cross see woof whoo this is gonna be a bad year for me i didn't like that one this is gonna be bad year for me i think i'm gonna run away with all of the category oh tonic came for your stuff a lot

32:32what is hotly contested in a more Jeremy Jeremy messed up a lot this year the weight is over football is here and so is draft kings draft king sports is now live in all 50 states one app every sport nationwide new draft kings customers sign up with code dan spent five bucks to get two hundred dollars in rewards within 21 days includes all markets that's code dan in partnership with draft kings the crown is yours gambling problem call 1800 gambler 1800 my reset Connecticut call 888 878 97777 or visit ccpg.org on behalf of boot hill casino in Kansas bettex passed through may apply in illinois 21 and over void in canada bet with draft king sports book to get bonus bets that expire in seven days or trade with draft kings predictions to get predictions dollars that expire in one year event contract trading involves risk of loss predictions offer void in new york non with drawable rewards issued as fifty dollars click to claims every seven days for 21 days terms at dkng.co slash offer limited time offer nationwide based on sports book predictions and free-to-play sports

33:34contest availability varies by state so fall in Miami doesn't necessarily mean sweater weather the way that it does around the rest of the country where you might be listening from but it does for me mean an even busier schedule somehow and i need dependable clothes that i can draw on without really thinking about it like just constant things that i can wear on a daily basis and feel comfortable and feel confident and that's why quince has become such an easy part of my wardrobe they're fitted tees and their polos they feel premium they fit the way i want and they work whether i'm headed over to the studio or if i'm going out afterwards or going to marlin's game or he game it doesn't really matter i'm gonna be wearing quince because quince also has breathable active wear and a hundred percent Mongolian casual wear sweaters that started just sixty bucks i also just recently grabbed a new corduroy jacket that i think is going to be a false staple for me that you'll see on me on the show everything is priced fifty to eighty percent less than similar brands because they work directly with ethical factories and cut out the middleman i use quince and you should too find

34:34your next fall favorites at quince download the quince app for exclusive offers or go to quince.com slash dan get free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty five day returns now available in canada and the uk too that's qiu i n c e dot com slash dan Tony you know that moment at a party or a tailgate where everything just sort of clicks i know well it's usually when i show up everybody goes crazy yeah you usually take all the credit for it but it's because Tony usually walks in with queer blocking like this yeah yeah yeah queer vote is a thing that turns hanging out into this is the night it has that effect on people it does you usually take the credit for it but again it's the quervo effect it's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up hooting and hollering keep it quervo keep it quervo baby down lebertar the packers winner the bear lose bears lose genna dan sassilo shittie you want to know what how that whoo what what what are the kids doing they say see that lebertar show

35:36you speaking of wartime consigliaries are you guys aware that the l a p d is investigating that a necklace cage movie a war war two spy movie has just disappeared the name of the movie is fortitude it's supposed to be oceans eleven meets in glorious bad bastards and it's just disappeared nobody nobody can find it and the l a p d is investigating where the hell the where the l the movie is that netflix is making so many movies and that they could just take a necklace cage but netflix is making so many movies and necklace cages making so many movies that one of them could just vanish and it needs to be investigated so is this movie just like show up on youtube at some points i don't even understand what what you're saying here it it's not physical this is a digital copy you're saying someone stole what the computer every hard drive it was on they weren't saving

36:36it more than one place there is a movie that necklace cage made that has vanished and so i want you to look up for me what the l a p d is investigating what are you shaking your fingers no all this trick in the book that's a scam for insurance dan that's a highly insurance scam if i ever heard one where's the movie i don't know it's gone i have no idea what was the insurance on it five million bucks oh okay i guess i'll take the insurance on it it does sound like an easy insurance book to call insurance scam i i want to ask you guys to tell me how i should feel about a lary david moment that i had in california where i go into a place to get a massage and i it's it's eighty one dollars for an hour okay i know it's it's very affordable i was surprised at how cheap it was shopping center cheap uh i i was stunned by how cheap it was and i give them a hundred dollars off of the top and i forget that they gave me change because that's how i would tip on

37:41the massage if eighty one dollar massage i'd give a hundred dollars and then we'd be done with the transaction but they gave me change and so at the end of the massage i walk out of the place and i am in the street and the masseuse chases me into the street and is yelling no tip oh no tip and it's and it's simply because i forgot and then of course i give her the twenty dollars but i'm saying to myself after i walk away wait a minute though a a tip is it's not guaranteed a tip is extra i shouldn't be i shouldn't be chased into the street and embarrassed even though uh she she was right like i i i i meant to tip her correctly or more correctly but i i failed i think there are some industries where it is just fully expected yeah i i think restaurants is the most well and especially because the the the servers they don't get paid while i would imagine the masseuse gets paid a normal wage right um i think that they probably uh need

38:48their tips i don't and especially if it's a place two dollars an hour like a waiter no but if it's a place though that's uh giving you a massage is cheaply as eighty one dollars for an hour because that is pretty cheap by a massage standards if it's eighty one dollars an hour that place probably isn't paying very well i don't know if it was because it was a daytime rate or something else but or a weekday rate uh but that that place can't be paying the masseuse is that well so i i have no objection to uh thinking that you deserve the tip i have no objection to in that case the tip being mandatory even though i've told you guys that if a restaurant puts my tip into the bill oh that's all you're getting automatically it is all you're getting when you would have gotten more from me if you had not done that but in this particular case uh how am i to feel about the fact that in the street someone is yelling at me no tip i'm a coward i would like over tip she'd come

39:49back out i'd be like sorry here's forty oh i was embarrassed there was an innocent mistake but i was embarrassed i was embarrassed uh not because she was calling me out on it i was embarrassed because i had legitimately forgotten and she thought i was in a tipper but once i once i left and walked away a few minutes i was like wait a minute like it it's not it's not guaranteed the way this just ended was with the shame and embarrassment of me in the street just handing you $20 because i was indeed embarrassed and she by embarrassing me she got an extra dollar because she was only gonna get 19 a second ago and now she got 20 it some people just have no shame about asking i feel similarly when i'm ending in uber or a ride share the the driver that says if you're appreciated my service please like give her have that where they like kind of ask you for a tip on the way out i'm less likely to tip them i don't know what they're doing there it's like the hey if you appreciate everything please give a good tip and i hear that and i make a weird face the idea is always uber i don't have to tip and then the reverse chords are like no you got to

40:52tip because we don't pay them anything it's like well that's your problem not mine right that was the beauty of uber at the start you don't even have to tip we don't want you to tip but i thought though that uh... the tip in all instances was optional they don't i'm pretty sure this is is this just an america thing because i don't think it's something that they do very like your your pians are notoriously not tippers when they come to a country baked in when i went to london in paris last year i was so confused when we were at restaurants like what's the deal with tipping and and they're like no you don't do that here they just pay them enough yeah i like that better right i just don't know how i'm i'm look i was legitimately confused as i left because my instantaneous reaction was shame and agreeing with her genuine embarrassment of course you'd come out here it's a mistake i meant to do this it felt like an assault on my character afterward it did not feel like that in the moment because i did agree with her like it was it was it was an

41:57a place where you are to get your head can we start there what kind of massage place did you go to where it was only eighty one dollars which is really cheaper massage and uh... the masseuse is running into the parking lot chasing you for money it wasn't the parking lot it was sanamonic a boulevard it was like a the chimes when you open the door there were no chimes when i opened the door but where you just the i it's just massage near me it's what it's what i did it's just the google search called it's you know what that's a good name that is actually a good don't say anymore that's a free one got open a franchise i give business the way like nothing that is a good game here that is a great way to sort of uh... jerry rigged the algorithms so that you can uh... massage near me is absolutely a good name but that's all that was is i just want i didn't check any i don't know whether you guys would would you guys check the comments and reviews because i didn't even do that yes make sure there's no sting operation hundred percent yes i didn't do any of that

42:58what are the code words uh... you know have the fun thing i would have texted sadano and said where do you get your messages around here so simon afram is the producer of fortitude and he's suing netflix because apparently what it was is they were you know when in discussion that flicks wanted to screening they brought this unencrypted digital cinema package to netflix for them to be able to watch and have a screening and then after that happened on june 16th on june 25th he was informed by netflix hey someone stole the footage so he's now suing them not only for a hundred and sixty five million dollars for the rights of the movie but now he's suing them for defamation because of the way that they responded to that initial lawsuit but i can completely understand it because this is a story of british intelligence operatives using unprecedented strategic operations that fool nazi leadership and in it nick cages playing doosko pop off a serbian playboy who was a real life double agent i see the way that you guys all looked at me i saw it in your eyes and you've got

44:02me being we're still thinking it bob craft and dirty jord you got me you guys have me being dirty jord york is what you guys have real dirty 81 bucks you're like what a steal i mean craft ruined it for everyone you can't say i got a massage without people thinking that's just where you go i get massage is all the time at lebertard show is where uh you vote on the polls are we still making jeds is the name of the question at lebertard show i think that prostitution scam thing is more embarrassing because his name is too syllables your name is jord york and i think it's made more embarrassing by uh by the name jed uh hunt those details are how much did you guys laugh at the details of an nfl owner somebody who is wildly rich going to the equivalent of a trailer park yeah trying to fish out some sort of sexual favor for a hundred forty dollars from somebody who washes their underwear in a coffee machine i laughed the nfl is investigating this correct the nfl

45:06i just can't imagine how embarrassed you are if you are jed york and this is what you have around the forty nine years franchise this is one of my puzzle pieces in this nfl conspiracy that i'm cooking up that i want to get off the ground and i feel like i have all the pieces in place if you want to hear it then but here the nfl the san francisco forty nine years day obviously the situation came out with jed york where they're like a hundred forty bucks trailer park this is bad news what do we do we bring in de jamb love forty nine years fake wide receiver all the sudden now the entire new stream the entire media's flooded with de jamb love who's a fake wide receiver for who the forty nine years it could have been any team but specifically the forty nine years jed york and the san francisco forty nine years brass having cooked by the substation and now they're employing de jamb love to go out and do their bidding to completely clear jed york of anything timeline related on twitter on anything now all we see of the forty nine years is this person doing sand routes very slowly with the helmet on all right let's uh for a second here move away

46:11from the jed york story and watch this video and talk about uh how poorly this guy impersonation and nfl receiver while a built in women out of like one point two million dollars right because he was six women he was faking being a wide receiver for the forty nine years by doing routes on the sand wearing a forty nine years helmet and uh not looking very athletic in terms of body type also not looking very fast in terms of sand routes i have seen uh videos of wide receivers and professional athletes working out in the sand none of them look that slow as molasses as our guide to one love he really called himself love like that is that is real name for all we know you know so the guy who's faking his uh his credentials to trick twenty six women out of one point two million dollars your rich wide receiver his last name is love there is a genius in him wearing

47:13number seven on the jersey though because you know that no one is going near cappernick's number right now on the forty nine years so you're not going to wear that well there's some great stuff too of him explaining on his instagram why jake moody was able to get number four even though he has jewelry of number four he said that when the forty nine years sign him in the off season that he's going to buy the number from jake moody that he do the lie moody all season details more details more details than needed uh let's just watch some videos to fond digs working out in sand here on a volleyball uh court so that you guys can see what what real professional athletes look like when they're moving they do not look like that guy who is wearing a forty nine years on it and look like me out there I'll go out this episode is brought to you by chat gpt hey it's Bill Simmons from the Bill Simmons podcast have you guys heard about chat gpt work it's the new way to use chat gpt for bigger multi-step projects and when you need more than just answers you have chat gpt work

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