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The perfect start to the day. New radio net for Zaz. TJ and Riggins show. Just the best. Thank you for being part of the new radio explosion. Yes. Have you all seen this viral TikTok series where the woman on the Carnival Cruise video to another woman scratching her foot with a fork in the dining hall? No. When I was first reading it, I was like, they call it the fungus infected foot. I thought, is it really fungus? Or is the woman just scratching her foot with the fork and they're saying that it's because she's got fungus? That going back and watching the video, her foot is nasty.
I mean, it's scaly and all of that. But it's not a fork that they're using for other, like she's not putting it back in the thing for other guests to use. It's her fork. Right. But everybody's freaking out over it. But I mean, I can see that because you don't want to why, you don't want to look at that while you're trying to eat. No. Well, that was my thing. Why are you videoing it? Well, the person was videoing it because she's trying to get a bunch of hits and stuff off of. She's doing like six days of Carnival Cruise, you know, documenting her time on the cruise. But I don't, I don't know, could Carnival Cruise get any more bad publicity? Yeah. Like we're all not going on a carnival. We get it. Yeah. And they've got to be just dying. Like the social media team for Carnival Cruise is like, oh, guys, like this is a red alert kind of meeting. They're like, we need a conference call immediately.
Because on Instagram, they said, quote, we can confirm that forks are intended for food, not foot care. Once we become aware of a situation, our team quickly addressed it with the gas and remove the utensil from service. Video may be generating laughs and gasps online. Cleanliness and hygiene are no joke to us. Yeah. You think they found that forks. They're going in. They're like, we're just going to take one and say it was the right one. Yeah. Because how fast could it, I don't know whether this was put up on, you know, a live thing or, I mean, how would they find the fork if it didn't go up until hours later? They didn't find that fork. I mean, you know what? Some people's mouths are way dirtier than that. So I don't really see an issue with it. It's going to get cleaned. I mean, it's gross. Hmm. You seen the video? Yeah. Yeah. But. Yeah. What? You would be comfortable eating off that fork? No, but I'm just saying people that go on carnival cruises, their mouths are gross.
Oh. So you're saying whatever she got on is no different than somebody else, you know, eaten from it. No, no worse. I think. Yeah. But I would like to know, like, did you vacuum the area immediately? Did you put, cause I mean, it had, that's why I had, I don't go, you know, back before I had the, the TSA pre-check thing, that's why I would never walk through the security checkpoint barefooted and all that when they make you take your shoes off. Yeah. I would put on socks if I wasn't wearing them. Yeah. Had them in my bag. I'd put them on before I went through security. I mean, I'm freaky about that because you can pick up that fungus anywhere. Especially on soft surfaces like carpet. Yeah. You know, more so than on concrete, I think. I think. I don't know. Nasty. Okay, but the fun ships. 4TJ and Riggins coming up.
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Who is the body that's in the freezer? The police originally believed that it was a relative of this deceased man. So there's more questions than answers at this point. But when TJ was telling this story, he said, oh, man, I hope whoever is in the will will get the deep freeze because that's what I would want from the guy's house. You've lost your mind. That's what I said. You know, TJ's from Louisiana, they put a lot of value in having a deep freeze so they can put all their, you know, when they hunt something, they have enough space to carry all the meat and stuff like that. And TJ said, if it was my relative, I would still use that deep freeze as long as there wasn't like a lot of blood in it. And I hope this isn't too gory, but this is what he was saying. As long as there's not a blood, if they clean it out and stuff. So Lindsay, first of all, you would, if there was anybody in that freezer, you wouldn't use it, right? If there wasn't the dead animal in the freezer, I wouldn't use it. I have to agree with you. I mean, the fur, I mean, it's just gross.
But TJ, I don't fully believe you. Like, where do you draw the line? If it was your, if it was your mother in that freezer, you wouldn't want that freezer, correct? Yeah. Uh, it depends on how she got in there. What do you mean? She ain't clotted in. It's a deep freeze, huh? Deep freeze, not a regular freezer. We're talking about a deep freeze. Yeah. Very valuable. Expensive. Can be. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I mean, how did my mama get in there? I guess if it's not a messy killing where, you know, the, the person was dismembered and there's blood all in it. If it doesn't look like Dommer's refrigerator, then yeah, I could do with it. I could clean it out. Oh my gosh. Okay, it's your mom, but she died of natural causes. You're going to use that freezer. Yeah, mama would want me to. You wanted it that way.
If it was Lindsey in that freezer, like we know Lindsey, we love her, but she died in natural causes and she was in that freezer. You still going to use that freezer? You better not. Sure. You better be so sad when you think that freezer. I think you every time I pulled a stake out of there, for every time I went and got a big bag of all right or fries out of it. I think, you know what, Lindsey would love this meal. I'm actually offended because I would want you ball in your eyes out every time you even look at that freezer. And the fact you're getting french fries out of it, but you got the natural causes. It doesn't matter. I've been in there. Yeah. Hello. Yeah. You would have wanted, you would really want me to enjoy it. No, I would. No, you would. No, you wouldn't, you wouldn't wish any ill will toward me. No, but I want you to be sad. And I mean, real sad. Well, I would be. Wouldn't then after the time passed, you know, I mean, I can cry every day for the rest of my life. I got to eat. You better. You better.
You'll be sad until that Flintstones push-up comes out with orange sugar. There we go. More TJ and Ricans coming up. Attention, ladies. TJ found a site that's all about gifts for men called Distill Union. Distill Union can bring that impossible to shop for man in your life to excited to get a gift from you. And how about TJ gets 20% off with code TJ at checkout? Wallets, belts, key rings, and more are waiting at distillunion.com, with 20% off with code TJ at checkout. Or just go to TJregans.com slash deals. On even more of the TJ and Ricans show, join TJ Riggins Prime Plus and get exclusive content like the extra extra funny podcast, now trending plus, and the entire show completely commercial free in both audio and video. Get more laughs, more stories, and more TJ and Ricans show anytime you want. Sign up today at TJRiggins.com. Want to be part of the TJ and Ricans show? Head to TJRiggins.com and check out our feedback feature.
Answer fun questions, share your thoughts, and join the conversation with the radio family. Your answers could even make it onto the show. Visit TJRiggins.com and make your voice heard. The perfect start to the day. New radio net for this. TJ and Ricans show. Just the best. Thank you for being part of the new radio explosion. Oh, good morning. You trim up your little beard since yesterday. It looks like it. I did. Yeah, I did. And they clean it up. Thanks. Thanks. You know, it gets, it starts like rubbing them. My T-shirt and I don't know. I got a trim it down. I've never gone full beard, like long beard, but I'm tempted when it starts getting long. I'm like I should just let it keep going. And I know it gets into that those turtleneck sweaters you wear when you're teaching at the university. It's really, it's really a problem with the turtle now.
Well, I don't, I don't understand because TJ you let it like scruffy and every time Kyle lets it scruffy, he says it itches and it bought like Ricans just said. So what's the deal? I mean, how do you get past that? You just have to deal with it. You just have to get used to it. But if mine gets long, it'll start to itch. Oh, yeah. I have to keep it trimmed down. But right now mine's a little longer than it normally is. But it looks fantastic. I don't think I've ever looked more handsome to be honest with you. I love that attitude. But I'm joking. I know, I know you are. You didn't saw a chasm. But I do love that attitude. But Ricans don't ever say that I don't pay attention to you after all these years that I don't still pay attention to you. I noticed that first thing. I don't think you'll ever say that. Like I run around going, you know, TJ just doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Yeah. It's really bothering me. Like I've just become old hat to him. I know.
Old hat. Yeah, because I'm a hundred years old. Holy crow. My oldest brother got into his beard there for a little bit. And he was putting like beard oil in it and he had a beard balm. And I was like, you're an idiot. Like I just can't stand guys that are two into their beards. I don't know. I think sometimes that can look really good when they straighten it and then they're treated and all that. But I would never be able to do it. I can't put the time into that. And then again, you know, brother Aces haunting me because ever since he died, I started noticing I'm getting red in my beard. And I know it's crazy. So the longer it gets, I'm thinking if I just let it grow out, I'd look like red beard the pirate. If it grows a little, what part is red? I don't see red. I know it's hard to tell you have to be right up on it. Okay. It's right through right under my lip.
I'm under my bottom lip. Okay. Because it just looks brown to me. That's great. Well, in some way. You know, and people who don't have black hair can't really get a salt and pepper thing going. But my beard and my eyebrows have always been black. Even when I was young and my hair was blonde, my eyebrows and my beard were black. Weird. I know. I mean, it looked fantastic. Sure. It looked like old dang Hulk Hogan when he turned into Hollywood Hogan when he was a young. That's right. And really died his cheek hairs and all black. And he left his mustache blonde bleached out blonde. That was a good look. Yeah. Now that I think about it, I'm going to get that. And are you sure it wasn't the bleach tips for you that made it? My hair was still blonde. Yeah. And naturally going into the salon.
Can you give me the Hulk Hogan? They're like trendy. Not the Hulk Mania years. The Dark Years, NWL. This is the TJ and Regan show. Hey, it's TJ. You know, radio doesn't exactly pay me bezos type money. So I made hats. Go get the official TJ Richie Show hat or my wife's favorite, the Make TJ Famous Again hat. Now, buying one of these make me famous again, probably not. Will it make people wonder why you're wearing a hat with my name on it? Absolutely. And honestly, that's good enough for me. Get yours today at TJRiggins.com. That's TJRiggins.com because my new retirement plan now depends on hats. The TJ and Regan show scavenger hunt is on. Over 11 weeks, we'll reveal 11 secret words. Collect them all, put them in the right order, and you will win an amazing prize. Find the words, get the rules, and see the full prize list at TJRiggins.com. Slash hunt. Good luck, radio family. Get the TJ and Regan show all in one place. Get the new media center at TJRiggins.com where you can watch, listen, and catch up on
all your favorite content whenever it works for you. Full episodes, clips, and more. Everything is just one click away. The perfect start to the day. New radio net for Zaz. The TJ and Regan show. Just the best. Thank you for being part of the new radio explosion. So Regan was just asking about hall monitors in school and Lindsay was a hall monitor. She was the captain of the hall monitor. What were they called? Safety patrol. Safety patrol. Safety patrol. Not to be confused with Paw Patrol. Safety patrol. And we didn't have, he asked if we had him when I was in school in Louisiana. We didn't have hall monitors because of me. We didn't even have to have a hall pass. If we needed to go to the bathroom or whatever during class, they would just let us go.
But more often than not, they would say no. You don't, you know, you sit down where almost we only have 30 minutes left. You don't need to be out there because the teachers somehow knew who wanted to just be out there roaming the halls and who really needed to go. That we had a different type of monitor situation in elementary school and sometimes even up in the middle school. If the teacher had to leave the room, she would say before she left, okay, Shannon, you are you be monitor while I'm gone. And that meant sometimes they would say you monitor or you take names, they would say. So then that meant one of the students in class had to sit there and if somebody talked, or she had to write their name down to tell the teacher, he talked while you were gone. Or she was talking, these two were talking. Oh no. Getting trouble. So you had a student sitting there in the class who's basically the narc.
Yeah, it's not. You know, the kids for talking while the teacher was out of the room. And you're hoping the whole time that you or your friend gets, maybe not you, but your friend gets picked so that they don't write your name down. Well, I mean, it never was an issue for me because I didn't, you know, I wasn't breaking the rules. Right. But I didn't want to be picked. No. Because I mean, I was, I wouldn't, it would have had to have been blatant. Yeah. You know, and the teachers never really picked me to do it. You can't. They knew I was too nice and I wasn't going to tell on anybody. You would not write down one name. I don't care if they were running around naked. You would just, you wouldn't, I mean, I know your personality. I wouldn't. So they never picked me because they knew that they probably, they wouldn't get a good representation. Yeah. That somebody could have set the room on fire. Yeah. And I said, I don't know who did that. I didn't see it. I went blind. I went blind. That's, well, that's rough on the, that's kind of messed up.
That's not good. Yeah. But then that, if a teacher came from another class and then this, then our teacher had to go out into the hall and talk to the other teacher and I'm looking back at it as an adult, it was probably just gossip, work gossip, kind of stuff that the teachers come get another teacher because I didn't know everything I know about women back then like I do now. I knew a lot as a, as a first and second grader, but I didn't put those two things together. And what, what kind of school business could there be or emergency teacher things going on that had to take one, one teacher out of the class to talk in the hall with another teacher from, you know, that's our best friend. Exactly. That'd be me. That would be me talking to the room. If the students in the room started getting noisy or whatever, they would just reach in and start flipping the lights on and off. Like I hear you.
I don't know. I'm in a conversation. Yeah. It's such a teacher move to be flicking those lights. More TJ and Riggins coming up. If I ever have meetings or just want to go out with friends in the city and don't want to drop all the way back to the burbs where I live, I trust Hyatt Central Charlotte South Park. Hey, it's Lindsay from the TJ and Riggins show. And if you don't know, I'm super picky about hotels. Hyatt Central Charlotte South Park is so clean and they have great food and a great bar. And it's located around tons of restaurants, nightlife shopping. You're going to love Hyatt Central Charlotte South Park. Book your say at TJRiggins.com slash deals. Get the TJ and Riggins show all in one place. It's the new media center at TJRiggins.com where you can watch, listen and catch up on all your favorite content whenever it works for you. Full episodes, clips and more. Everything is just one click away.
Flip every day. Oh, you know, be easier with a bigger coin than a quarter because I'm in the dark here with just this little TV light on. Yep. So it's kind of hard, you know, man, my age, you know. We're flipping a coin every day to see what at the end of the month, what Lindsay's record will be because she is obviously terrible when it comes to calling coin flips. Some may say. So far, we have done it what 14 times and you are 12 losses and two wins. That's correct. Here we go. Here's the flip. Tails. Tails, you got one. Whoa. Yes. Three. You're up to three now. I am guys. This is nutty. If I was good at math, I'd be able to tell you what winning percentage that is, but I'm not. So carry the one. I know that it's not good. Not good. Yeah. Would not be good. Really, I wouldn't think if you were a, well, it wouldn't be bad if you were, you know,
counting it in baseball as hits. So that's the same. You're bad. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So we were just talking about this naked steakhouse in Florida where people are naked when they go to eat once a month. And then Lindsay brought it up as being, you know, it'd be a horrible first date. And that reminded, there's another thing in Florida where a 23 year old guy got arrested for drunk driving a school bus. But it wasn't a school bus in service. It was an older school, but it wasn't even a registered vehicle. Oh. So he's driving around a yellow hand. But, you know, people see a school bus. They don't know whether it's out of commission or not. It's weaving all over the place and everything. So Lindsay, let's do that whole, he's a billionaire. Your boyfriend is a billionaire, but he just thinks it's quirky to drive around everywhere
in a yellow school bus. Are you going, you're not going to stay with him if that? It's because of his judgment. I don't, I'm not embarrassed by what he drives necessarily, but like you're not some screws or lose, I think. He thinks it's funny. He just thinks it's kind of quirky and he's, I mean, look at this. We don't have the same sense of humor. Yeah. Yeah. Where would you even sit in the school bus if your boyfriend's driving it and you're the only other one in it? Would you sit directly behind him or would you sit to the front seat to the right of him kind of behind him? I'm more of a front of the bus type person because of my motion sickness, but in this scenario, I'd want to get away from him as I'd sit on the back of bus. Just drop me off here. Yeah, but I mean, if you were okay with the school, but you'd look past the school bus into the millions, billions of dollars that he has. I'd sit in the front.
You'd sit on the right, though, or right behind him? I'd sit on the right. It would be funny to sit right behind him, but I would sit on the other side. Okay. But you're still a little bit, you're still a little bit back, you know? Yeah. But you can maintain, you know, I contact with him. Mm-hmm. I don't know. I just think that would be fun. And I think you're a little bit judgmental. Lindsay, for not wanting to be courted in a school bus. Sorry. Snob. Thank you for joining us. Oh my God. I love it. This is TJ and Wrigans. Who doesn't love saving money? Check out the TJ and Wrigans show deals page for exclusive discounts, special offers, and savings picked just for our radio family. Start saving today at TJRigans.com slash deals. Hey, it's Lindsay from the TJ and Wrigans show. Over the years, I've built a connection with an amazing community of listeners who trust me for everything from lifestyle tips to everyday recommendations.
And now I want to use that connection to help businesses like yours grow. As an influencer, I can create authentic content that showcases your brand, tells your story, and helps you connect with people who matter most. Your future customers want to learn how I can help grow your business? Visit TJRigans.com slash grow. That's TJRigans.com slash grow. Want to be part of the TJ and Wrigans show? Head to TJRigans.com and check out our feedback feature. Answer fun questions, share your thoughts, and join the conversation with the radio family. Other answers could even make it onto the show. Visit TJRigans.com and make your voice heard. The perfect start to the day. New radio net for that. TJ and Wrigans show. Just the best. Thank you for being part of the new radio explosion. So there's a guy that we see from time to time on the social medias and... And he's kind of funny and we'll play his clips sometimes on the show.
His name is James Holiday and he's an older gay fellow. And this is a video you put out. And it's a Queens of a certain age is what he's talking about here. And he's talking about trying to go out to dinner, but not being satisfied with the choices that they have. Okay, listen. Oops, sorry. Here we go. Jolling, you know you're a Queen of a certain age when you start at one restaurant. Like, we don't do stools. We have to have backs. So we go to the second restaurant. I was far too cold in here. So now we're going to the third restaurant. Having for the best. Thompson prayers. Thompson prayers. Thompson prayers. Thompson prayers. Thompson prayers. Thompson prayers. I guess I'm a Queen of a certain age then because I totally get that. I don't want to sit at a stool either. Yeah, that was going to be my point. I like to have a back on it and my feet on the floor. Yeah, absolutely. I'm not feet touching the floor. Although I don't think it can be too cold for me, I'd be fine however cold it is, but
it can be too hot. Yeah. And you know, whenever we're going out to eat, it's always, I mean, freezing. Yeah, of course. You know, the women always talk about how cold it is. And little friend Jenny, handsome husband, Michael always want to eat either at the bar or in the bar. They want to be either sitting at the bar on the corner where they're on one corner and we're on the like around the corner there so we can all talk or at a high top table. Yeah, but they still want the backs on the stools. Yeah. They just, they just thrive in a bar atmosphere. They just, I think love a feet nangle. Well, just, I honestly, I think that the oxygen in the other parts of the restaurant is not compatible with their lungs. I think that's like being in a bar gives them life.
Yeah. Yeah. It's too classy sitting at a regular dining, in a dining area. They're like, this is a little too fancy at this. When I'm eating my slider, I need to back on my chair. Yeah. And I want to be in the bar. I don't want to touch the floor. Okay. Well, being a lot of it though is because you could usually get seated and in and out of the bar area faster. Sure. You know, then you can, you know, think, because you know, we got to move. We're, we're young, energetic people. On to the next bar, baby. We got to get on with it. You know, we got, we got sporting events to go to. You know, all kinds of stuff happen. Yeah. But, but it's gotten to where, you know, every, every restaurant we go to, when I was with those, the high-faluten people at the golf tournament the other day, my high-faluten friends, one of them asked me, he said, where do you guys like to go out to eat and stuff now? I mean, you know, and I could not think of a restaurant really that we frequent where
you have to, you know, at least half the menu requires utensils. Yeah. That's crazy. I like, well, there's this bar and there's like, eat anything really. So, I mean, you know, I'm just, what I was going to say is I'm always just either a burger with no bun or, or wings. Yeah. That's, that's about it for me. Yeah. And again, and a green salad. Mmm. Very. Yeah. Yeah. It's the TJ and Reagan show. Want even more of the TJ and Reagan show? Join TJ, Reagan's Prime Plus and get exclusive content like the extra extra funny podcast, now trending plus and the entire show completely commercial free in both audio and video. Get more laughs, more stories, and more TJ and Reagan show anytime you want. Sign up today at TJRiggins.com. Want to be part of the TJ and Reagan show? Head to TJRiggins.com and check out our feedback feature. Answer fun questions, share your thoughts, and join the conversation with the radio family.
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Nobody said anything to me about it. Nobody said, you know, you're really being a jerk or nobody said anything like that. I just, when I got up this morning, I kind of started reliving it in my mind and that's where I came from. If you want to hear it, go to TJRiggins.com, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube. And you may hear it and go, you're being too hard on yourself, but that'll be just because you love me. Well, and that's the best kind of apology when you, when no one says anything and you realize it, you know? Mm-hmm. Okay. So Lindsey, what is it that we're making for your husband? Okay. Okay. Thursday night, we're sitting on the couch. We're having a conversation about fall break. We're going to a specific place for Brooks. It's called Minion Land and it's in universal at Disney World. We've never taken the kids to Disney World, but I'm trying to get him to Minion Land because
he's so obsessed with minions now is the time. Okay. So we're talking, we're looking for places to stay and he's like, oh, I booked the animal kingdom to stay. Even though we're not going to the animal kingdom because the kids are going to love, they love animals, you know, they'll love that. So I said, perfect. He said, oh, and better yet, I made a reservation and I'm like, okay, for he's like dinner, rainforest cafe, duh. And I went, oh, okay. Like, yeah, the kids are going to love that. He said, the kids, you don't know. It's like my favorite restaurant. I said, I just stare at him. Is this a joke? So I start laughing like thing and he's being funny. Dead. Why are you laughing? I said, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. He said, have you never known that? I said, I don't know, Kyle. In the decade, we've been together. We've never been to a rainforest cafe.
Nor have we been in a city with a rainforest cafe. So learn something new about him. Well then, it didn't really click yet. He's like, hey, can you go downstairs and go through some stuff where cleaning our basement out, where get it renovated. I have a lot of stuff down there. Find the stuff you want to say, find the stuff you want to keep. So I go down there, I'm looking through everything and I'm realizing, damn, Kyle's got a lot of shadow boxes. So I come upstairs and I'm like, Kyle, you have a ton of shadow boxes. What's the deal with you and shadow? He's like, I love shadow boxes. I said, am I married to Ace? You just stare at me. What are you talking about? I'm married to Ace. Guys, I'm married to Ace, reincarnated. Ace used to take everything that he liked at all. If he had any sentimental value and he would put it in a shadow box frame and pay to fortune for all these things to be framed. And? And you can rain for his cafe.
So one thing I remember about him is the one main thing where he loved the rainforest cafe. So basically what I'm saying is, yeah, I'm married days. And I just found out this weekend. Great. Well, if he starts wanting to go to drag races, then you know, you're in trouble. Oh, God. He's haunting me. Oh, man. If you come home this afternoon from picking up the kids and he's in there watching wrestling and planning where he's going to put the ring in the backyard. Yep. And you know for sure then. Absolutely. TJ, Riggins and Lindsay want to thank you for listening. Let's go! This is the TJ and Riggins show. If you're a business frustrated with current advertising options and looking to grow your business and reach more potential customers, you'll want to partner with the TJ and Riggins show and connect with hundreds of thousands of loyal, engaged fans who trust our brand.
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