The TJ & Riggins Show (Part Two) September Seventh: "Best Of" Labor Day Replay

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1:04The perfect start to the day. New radio net for Zaz. The TJ and Riggins show. Just the best. Thank you for being part of the new radio explosion. Whoa, here we go, here we go. Having fun. Just having fun. That's all we do here. Just, he have loads of fun. You guys, you guys, you were having some fun here. I was just watching a video during the break there. I'm going to tell you about it. And I knew that this was going to happen. It was something that started about a year ago, I guess, or a little over a year ago. And I knew we hadn't seen the end of this. It was a disgrace what happened in a danger to the public. But first, there is a big fan of Fox News reporter Shannon Bream. Now, this is an older guy in his 70s, I guess.

2:05He is talking about how much he appreciates the work of Shannon Bream, the news anchor and news reporter from Fox News channel. Listen. My God, this is Shannon Bream. What a beautiful goddess with her beautiful body of sexual perfection. Oh my God, to be her loving partner. Oh, so sad. She's happily married. Love you still, my beautiful goddess. By beautiful goddess. Oh my gosh. I've got to look this girl up. Well, she used to work in Charlotte. She used to work for WBTV in Charlotte back in about 20, if my memory serves me correctly, about 20.04. Bream, you said? Yeah, Shannon Bream. She is beautiful. There's no doubt about that. She's beautiful. And she's great at her job. I mean, come on. This guy must not have any family.

3:05Maybe not. It would tell him, hey, pop-hop, stop with that. Go and see Nile. It's one thing to say at your house, but then you record a video of yourself saying it and post it on the internet. I mean, it's crazy. Well, look at the way he did the video and everything. He's better at internet, like social media video production than I am. I can't do those types of videos where he's got her picture on one side and then he's video in himself. Sounds like he's one foot. Sounds like he's one foot in the grave. Oh, she's beautiful. But the video that I was just watching on social media was a guy looked like he's in his late 20s, early 30s. He was talking about a fishing trip in North Carolina that he just came back from with his son. They were out fishing on the lake and he said his son said, Dad, I just saw a monkey over there. And he said, really? And then they video there is a monkey laying around on the trees with disciples,

4:08moths and all hanging from it and everything. The only thing they could figure is it's part of those monkeys that escaped from that lab in South Carolina last year. Yeah. Because they never found all those monkeys, did they? I don't believe they did track down all of them, but there has been, it's known that there are monkeys living off the coast of South and North Carolina. So what happens if you see one of these monkeys and shoot it? Are you going to get in trouble for that? Probably. Who's going to know? There you go, Liam. Donkey Kong? I don't know. Donkey Kong, is that you? But seriously, if they're coming in attacking the kids or trying to attack us, I'm shooting it. It's not let it be. This was just out in the wild and the trees and stuff. What's going to do to our ecosystem? We ain't built for monkeys.

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7:11Look at this. We've already kicked off the work week. We did it for you. We do it so you don't have to. We're well in the Monday now. We're well into it. A family in New Jersey had the worst weekend ever. They were just the wife was out watering her flowers in her garden in New Jersey. She noticed something slithering through her yard, which is always a little unsettling. This wasn't just a black snake or a rat snake or something like that that you commonly see in people's yards. This was, let me pull up the picture here. This was an eight foot, what do they call it? A Burmese python? How you call it? Which is not native to New Jersey. They call it an exotic snake and it slithered under their shed. And after looking closely at this snake, they noticed it did have a big belly on it. And they took it. People came to get this Burmese python, this eight foot Burmese python.

8:17And they realized after doing an X-ray that it had swallowed an entire possum. That's what I was going to say. It's got an animal in it. Oh my God. Is it stuck between the two? No, I don't think so. But I mean, that's what you get when you get these weirdos who like exotic pets. Yeah. They end up getting out and terrorizing the neighborhood eating their Vice-Postums. That's what I would be terrified of a possum if I was a snake. They're disgusting. I agree. That's not the pretty, I mean, I was thinking it was going to be so much Yorkier or something, but it wasn't. Let's see, regular snakes don't do well against possums. Oh, really? That's one of the pro-postum things. They don't kill no possums. Now possums keep snakes out of there. That's posthum-alita snake. Postum. The thing one of them snakes. They eat the biting kind of snakes, not the squeezing kind of snakes.

9:19TJ, TJ says something about snakes now. Oh, no, you're posthum. You won't know about posthum. I tell you about posthum. That's a, that's a scene from one of the famous scenes from the Andy Griffith show. Ernest T. Bass. I didn't wake up posthum. Well, I do have some would you rather questions because I can't imagine seeing an eight-foot python under my shed. That would be awful. So, Lindsey, would you rather find out that a snake has been living under your house for six months or that a raccoon has been living in your closet for six months? Raccoon. I mean, sorry, I would rather snake under the house. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Raccoons can be rabbit. That's true. TJ, would you rather have a snake fall out of the ceiling while you're in the shower or have a rat run across your feet while you're sitting on the toilet? Oh, rat. You would? Oh, yeah.

10:21Yeah. Lindsey, would you rather wake up and discover a squirrel has gotten into your bedroom or that a bat has gotten into your bedroom? Oh, I'd rather have a squirrel. Yeah. Oh, god. I don't want to be a vampire. Oh, she wants a squirrel. Lindsey's fear is not getting rabies. It's being turned into a vampire as we've just learned. And I'm serious. She's not kidding at all. But thankfully, this family in New Jersey doesn't have anything to worry about. They say this was a one-off incident and don't expect any more Burmese pythons to be traveling through your yard. Although they had one already. Yeah. Not that far-fetched. Let's go. This is the TJ and Riggins Show.

11:32Hey, it's TJ. You know, radio doesn't exactly pay me bezos-type money, so I made hats. Go get the official TJ Richie Show hat or my wife's favorite, the Make TJ Famous Again hat. Now, will buying one of these make me famous again? Probably not. Will it make people wonder why you're wearing a hat with my name on it? Absolutely. And honestly, that's good enough for me. Get yours today at TJRiggins.com. That's TJRiggins.com. Because my new retirement plan now depends on hats. Thank you for being part of the new radio explosion. Baby, let's go. Now, back to the TJ and Riggins Show. Hey. Look at us. Look at us. Bringing you the best. Radio show in America.

12:33Letting you have it. But instead giving you this one. Surprise. We're keeping that good one for ourselves, you know. Make sure you watch the show on YouTube at TJRigginsTV. Thankfully, smell a vision is not real yet or else you'd be in for a big surprise. Lindsay's got diarrhea this morning. I'm done. Listen, I'm done with it. I just have a stomach gurgle. Are you ever really done with diarrhea though when you have it? I mean, you just never know when it's going to come back. You don't. I've actually been sitting here like, do I need to exit the building? Well, last week, TJ was asking us an interesting hypothetical question. He asked me, he said, if you got to spend an hour with a panda, a baby panda, panda cub, would you cuss out your mom and not talk to her for two weeks after that? I said, this is a really interesting question. I love pandas. I've always loved pandas and the opportunity to get to be with a panda cub. I would pay so much money, but I would never cuss out my mom and not talk to her for two weeks because my mom's 71. I don't know how much time she's got left.

13:36What was the version you asked Lindsay, TJ? Do you remember? A highland cow, but she would have to not talk to her kids for how long was it? A week or a month or so? You started saying a month and then he said a week and has a note of both. But Kyle, of course. Yes, she would not talk to Kyle for infinity. I'd actually divorce him for a highland cow. You don't even need the cow for that. But I posted this on social media on our Facebook page at TJ Riggen show and I said, for $1,000 would you cuss out your mom and not talk to her for two weeks? I was trying to come up with a similar situation. And the vast majority of people were like, absolutely not. I would never take $1,000 to cuss out my mom. But what was surprising is how many people said, $1,000 wouldn't even cover my hospital bill because my mom would come over and beat me. And it was a lot of that. And I thought, wow, people's moms are ready to throw hands. I would. Would you? Yeah. Do you want to live or cuss me? Oh, yeah. I'm tracking you down.

14:37I think again, wouldn't that tell you that that's the type of mom that needs to be cussed out? Maybe. Oh, trust me. I need my fair share. Redneck violent mom. Kind of what I was thinking. You wouldn't be surprised by a cousin. But then again, I mean, how many adults can't, you know, beat the crap out of their mom? True. I would wear my mom out, not throughout, when she knows it too. You're gonna try that. You're a minor of it all the time. Hey, two hits me hitting you. You hitting the floor, baby. You better watch it. I mean, you see me play football. You was at all the games. Did teacher just tackle his mother? Did I just see that? And she started it. Like, hey, woman, you just put yourself in a man's position.

15:37She's just run from a distance and pumble her. What was that? I was crazy. I got, I need that $1,000. Maybe we weren't asking the right people. I mean, $1,000, that's a lot of cash, you know. I mean, I'd do it for $1,19. You know, she's gonna recover. I mean, she's not on her deathbed or anything. I'm gonna explain whenever she comes to later and comes out of the coma. She's fine. Yeah, she's all right. Yeah. Let's go. This is the TJ and Riggins show.

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17:40and you'll enter that phrase at TJRiggins.com slash hunt. And if you get all the words right in the correct order, you're going to win a prize. Cash, TJ and Riggins show merch, subscriptions to TJRiggins Prime Plus, great prizes, TJRiggins.com slash hunt. And those secret words are only in the podcast. So you got to listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or TJRiggins.com. So my mom is going back to work. My mom is 71 years old. And yesterday I got seven pictures sent to me over text message from my mom. And it's one of them is a photo of a rug. The next one is a picture of a painting and then two pictures of lamps. And I'm like, what is this? And then I'm realizing, oh, all this stuff is in their office. And I text her back, I said, what are these pictures of? And she goes, do you want any of this stuff? I'm redoing the office. And here's why that's interesting. So my dad is pretty active in his community.

18:41And he's active in the church. He's the head of the Knights of Columbus. He's the head of the golf committee. And he does a lot of fundraising for their softball team. He's pretty active, right? And he uses their office in their house as his workstation. But since my mom has decided to go back to work two weeks ago, she decided this. She is now kicking him out of their office and not only kicking him out, but also redoing everything, getting rid of his desk, his rug, his lamps, the stuff on the walls. And I asked her, when I found out this is what was happening. I said, so where is he going to work? And she goes, I'm sending him upstairs because that's where he belongs. Love it. Love it. Love it. And the phrase where he belongs, rubbed me the wrong way. I said, where he belongs in the attic now, they have a beautiful upstairs, like guest suite kind of thing where it's got an office space. But that was his place to work. And just because she's going back to work now, he is displaced. Is he making money?

19:43No, I don't believe so. I think it is all going to be. See, I like this roller reversal. I'm feeling it, Nancy. They live off of the money that he made. Well, rest of their lives. They'll live off the money that he made. It's her time to shine. It's her time. She needs an office. It's her time. Go out into the world, Nancy. Let your wings, spread your wings kind of thing. I love it. I did think of TJ because he always point in, Lindsey. I don't. Look at me. And what your husband is so good to you. It's her time to show me. Your husband is a saint. He is great. And I love him. I love him. Father, why do you hold so much animosity towards him and people who represent the same thing he does, which is good husbands and fathers? Why do you take his office? I understand. I love this for her. It's a new, it's a new life. Is it because you grew up with two brothers that tore men into you? And that's why you hold all this animosity toward men who have done nothing wrong?

20:43I love men. I love all men. It doesn't seem like it. I'm like a... Like, Griggins, that absolutely nothing to deserve being pushed or exiled to the upstairs. I think it's great. Yeah, I know you do. I think it's great. This is her time to shine. You think she put his dad in his place when his dad did nothing wrong to be put in a place? I don't think she put it. I just think it's now is her time to be... If he went back to work and told her to get out of her office that she uses for all of the stuff that she does extra curricular, you wouldn't say that. Well, if he was the one making the money, then not. But I think now is... Is making the money and you don't listen to what he says? I love you. You gotta take a break. Oh, it's funny how that happens. And the manhater. Gloria Steinem over here. Or TJ and Regans coming up. Hey, it's Lindsay from the TJ and Regan Show. Over the years, I've built a connection with an amazing community of listeners who trust me for everything from lifestyle tips

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22:45What is new radio? New radio is streaming everywhere. Listen to the show starting each weekday morning at seven Eastern, six central. This is the TJ and Regans Show. Uh oh. There is a class action lawsuit. This is very interesting. Two drivers of Mercedes AMG cars have filed a class action lawsuit against the company. After they suffered second degree burns from the AMG logo on the driver's seat, after the logo got super hot from exposure to the sun. They argue that the front seats of certain Mercedes AMG models have a design defect where the raised metallic AMG logo is, quote unquote, reasonably expected

23:47to come in contact with a driver's upper back neck or shoulder. So if your skin is exposed, this is the way the story is written. If your skin is exposed, if you're wearing something sleeveless like a tank top, leaning against the logo can brand your skin. Ow. Yeah. They won't want Mercedes to compensate them for any medical expenses, pain, suffering, and emotional distress. And they also want the company to pay for other owners to have the hot logo removed from their cars. OK. First of all, the person wearing a tank top in a Mercedes stolt. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If it's accurate. If a guy is behind the wheel of a Mercedes and he's wearing a tank top, he stole that car. Yep. You heard it here first. No doubt.

24:50But I swear years ago, I saw Kid Rock driving a black Mercedes sedan, a big body, beans, getting off the same exit that I live on. And he was wearing a wife, what they call a wife, beater tank top. Driving a big body, beans. Really? Yeah. And at that time, he was spending a lot of time on Lake Norman where I live. So I saw him. And that's the only time I'd ever imagined that. Because I said, anybody else would probably get pulled over. Oh, for sure. The suspicion of driving a stolen vehicle. Yeah. Was he wearing the Kid Rock Boller hat? Yeah. He was. Yeah. So they could have spotted him from a mile away. I mean, this was crime Kid Rock day. I mean, this was a year ago. This was straight out the trailer.

25:52And I believe he was up here hanging out with Dale Jr. a lot. I think that's who he was hanging out with up here, which makes sense. Yes, sure. I mean, they're out here, they out there with the ball and all over the lake, man. Oh, yeah, man. Dale Jr. Kid Rock, that's peanut butter and jelly. My friend, they just worked together. Oh, rison gravy. That's what it is. The same. Did you set, tried to yell at Kid Rock or anything? No, I didn't. Kid Rock, dude. I love you. Rock, all on Kid Rock. In-rock. All with the ball. Yeah, man. Yeah. But other than that, if you see anybody driving a Mercedes in a tank top, call the police. All the dang laws on them. Thank you for joining us. Oh, my God. I love it. I love it. This is TJ and Oregon's. Whether you're buying your first home, moving up, downsizing, or ready to sell, trust our friends, Pam,

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27:56SSDs. Bible success. Now, a book about facts. com, press like. Your songs, I'll go back there. Alright. Sonia Phapa. We're going on A New radio network plast Пока and with DJ Riggins Lindsey tech D Rob now back to the tj and riggins show thank you for being part of the new radio explosion all right there's a story of a funeral home in florida that was vandalized and they said that they did damage to a couple of their herses like they don't know why but you know that got me to thinking um regans would you have a problem with riding in a hers let's say somebody works at the funeral home a friend of yours works at a funeral home and um he says hey you want to go to lunch

28:56and you say yeah yeah well i'll just swing by and pick you up and he shows up in one of the herses you know like sometimes the the people from the radio station will drive the station van to lunch you know would you have a problem riding in the hers maybe one time as like oh sorry i got to pick you up in the hers i'd be fine with that but i would not want to frequent be a frequent ride or in a hers no okay but i think if you do it once then you know why not why not do it all the time that's just his personal vehicle uh yeah because it draws a lot of attention mojo or juju angle and get on you from one trip the hers with spirits is going to haunt you after two or more trips no for the same reason i don't want to ride in like the ghost buskers car everywhere like i'm not looking for that kind of attention all the time the Oscar-Mire weener mobile so it doesn't have anything to do with being creepy no would you Lindsay no you wouldn't even because of the creepy yes i would be no places haunted right so if you

30:03ride in a hers it's going to be because you know you you're about to be padded in the face with a shovel yes that's right it would have to be an extreme circumstance circumstance like i need to get to the hospital quickly like and i don't even care what i ride in that type thing yeah but a billionaire boyfriend shows up in a hers it says i just picked this up today i thought it was fun no you wouldn't you wouldn't ride in there again you thought it was fun we're not alike i wonder if it's comfortable though you know like if you took a hers camping probably to leather seats i mean right well in the whole back area you know you can stretch out you know you can stretch out you're going to lay where the casket lays that's what i'm saying where how why else would you take it camping that's the camping part of it that you may just riding there and pitching a tent no no i think it would be hard to pitch a tent after you've been in a hers

31:06hey come on this is the tj and wiggins show the tj and riggins show is on youtube search tj riggins tv and don't forget to hit subscribe to watch full episodes hilarious clips behind the scenes moments and all your favorite show content anytime hit subscribe and join the conversation if you're a business frustrated with current advertising options and looking to grow your business and reach more potential customers you'll want to partner with the tj and riggins show and connect with hundreds of thousands of loyal engaged fans who trust our brand let us help you get your message in front of the right audience via radio podcast social media video and more learn more today at tjrigins.com slash grow hey it's tj you know radio doesn't exactly pay me bezos type money so i made hats go get the official tj richy show hat or my wife's favorite the make

32:06tj famous again hat now buying one of these make me famous again probably not will it make people wonder why you're wearing a hat with my name on it absolutely and honestly that's good enough for me get yours today at tjrigins.com that's tjrigins.com because my new retirement plan now depends on hats new radio net possess a tj and riggins show with tj riggins Lindsey tech t rob now back to the tj and riggins show thank you for being part of the new radio explosion you know one of the ways that i have always been different than most men most hetero men is that i don't always think that long hair on a woman is the best thing i can look at a woman and go you know what she had a shorter haircut i think she would look great or oh i love her short haircut that's that's that's really pretty or it's hot or whatever most men are just like

33:09oh no one want them to have long hair i don't you know why they're not coming here cut off her hair but there is a woman in india who has just broken the Guinness world record she hasn't had her hair cut since 2015 and it measures eight feet ten inches in length day yeah give me what is she's doing yeah why because her hair grows fast and mine grows about eight centimeters in 25 years you don't think your hair is long enough as it is you want your hair longer you want it no i just want like the ability to grow my hair fast but why just because then i could cut it not think anything of it and it'll grow back and you know but instead if i cut it it doesn't grow and then i have to do extensions and then it's like a whole so do you associate your

34:14hair length with youth no is that what you do no i just like to switch it up quick and i mean action do what would you like to lie down to talk about this i mean i'm tired now so go ahead no i just i would like to switch it up more but it to be quicker in the process she's very lucky um but you haven't you haven't had extensions in a long time so they say hmm no i i definitely have yeah you have uh oh yeah well i thought you you did away with that years ago they're just now better you have them in now no but i had them in let me think six months ago oh yeah they come and go for the record this woman's hair is a mess is it is a full on mass it looks horrible i don't look like it's a pain to

35:14deal with well you know it has to be a pain eight feet of hair yeah you got a shampoo and brush out all the time yeah and it drags the ground and everything when she sits down it just like gathers all around it's just horrible that's miserable horrible but she's got that record yeah that's for her yeah great yay for the home team TJ brigands and Lindsey want to thank you for listening let's go this is the tj and rigging show if you've only heard about cozy earth's bamboo sheets then you're missing out because cozy earth has an incredible lineup of premium bamboo products from buttery soft bedding and plush bath towels to cozy pajamas lounge wear blankets and more everything is designed for unbelievable softness and all night comfort ready to upgrade your life go to tjrigands.com slash deals and use promo code tj to save 21% on your cozy earth order that's tjrigands.com slash deals use code tj for 21% off want to be part of the tj and rigging show head to tjrigands.com and check out our feedback feature answer fun questions share your thoughts and join the

36:18conversation with the radio family your answers could even make it onto the show visit tjrigands.com and make your voice heard you what is new radio new radio is streaming everywhere listen to the show starting each week day morning at seven eastern six central this is the tj and rigging show you know sometimes you'll see whether it's a couple on tv or whether it's an older couple on on social media or just an older couple that you know and you witness them and you and your significant other your spouse sit there and go man that that's going to be us when we get their age yeah

37:24rigging sent me a video this morning and I thought that in the beginning but then I thought well what am I talking about that's me now all this man's trying to do is make him some ice cream and his wife's got to come get all up in his business listen what are you doing jeez what what are you doing make an ice cream my gosh she's almost midtime it's 8.30 i don't care what's happening i want to try ice cream yeah but you go to bed like it not at all i go to bed after i eat ice cream mind your biz i love that i'll go to bed after i eat mom's cream yeah hey mom's cream that is so that that's every man and wife i mean husband and wife why are you what are you doing like she just walked in the kitchen and caught him sacrificing a cow but it makes a long time to make ice cream what are you doing and who makes their own ice cream

38:30Jerry what Jerry does homemade ice cream is the best it is but it takes forever like it's more oh no it goes a little tabletop ice cream make her snap still who cares what do you care yeah it's not he's not asking you to do it he's not asking you to clean it up or anything you just you gotta be up in his business what is part my business it's loud as hell you're the yeah but she's not going to bed yeah yeah tonight he goes to bed at night well i played my ice cream yeah poor he's a man alone said it's 8.30 it's like so what get off my back i'm 79 years old man probably fought in the war yeah he's gonna bear with hell out of Hitler and everybody else yeah hell out of Saddam that's for sure he deserves ice cream yes over there in the Ho Chi man want some ice cream by God i'm gonna get some ice cream

39:33let me eat my ice cream and he probably doesn't do that to hurt all she could have probably been standing in there you know cranking out her sewing machine yeah in the middle of the night he wouldn't say thing man what are you doing i'm about to make a dress all right have a good night yeah not always feeling the need to criticize well gj riggins and winzy want to thank you for listening let's go this is the tj and riggin show so it's no secret i am an avid amazon shopper i love amazon it's quick it's easy pay it's easy from the tj and riggin show and right now if you go to tj riggins.com slash deals you can put our show amazon page on the home screen of your phone so when you want to make an amazon purchase just click that and purchase your things and then a portion of the proceeds go to benefit first responders first which is a fantastic charity in charlie it's near and dear to our heart so if you want to check them out and how to do it go to tj riggins.com slash deals the tj and riggin show

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41:39and i don't typically cover news stories because i'm not that good at delivering the news but i'll just read you a few of the details a devastating fire broke out at forest middle school in virginia on august 13th at one a.m. a big fire in the school eight classrooms were damaged by the fire smoke and water and one of the classrooms tortoises was killed in the fire and that's add no officials believe that an eight foot python named nanner escaped its enclosure in the school knocked over one of its heat lamps which started the fire the snakes owner teacher britney jacob's strongly disputes that explanation she says nanner and all of her other reptiles in the school have always been safely secured when she leaves for the day and the heat lamp has been properly installed in the same location for three years official still believe that her eight foot python in the middle school is what caused the fire well they would be able to determine that the

42:42you know the investigators because the fire there are fire investigators that are detectives that can trace back where the fire started and whether there was an accelerant used and that sort of thing right right and that's what they've already determined that it was the snake the bedford county fire marshal still maintains that the snake contributed to starting the fire he said i didn't need to get into the nitty gritty details and he said he doesn't believe there was any maliciousness on behalf of the snake starting that fire but he does believe that the snake started the fire somehow they do expect the classrooms to be open by today open for school although the the classroom where the snake was enclosed won't be open for another month thankfully no one was hurt but a tortoise was killed that's the only the nanner wasn't killed no nanner got out nanner got out and then how do they explain nanner and i get burned up in the enclosure if nanner didn't get out to start the fire the teacher says that nanner once the fire started that's what helped nanner escape because it actually melted a nearby aquarium and she says that the snake

43:49in question actually just escaped the fire but didn't cause it and listen god i don't question you much i try not to but you took the tortoise over the snake poor little tortoise do we need an eight foot python in the classroom no not in the middle school not in any school isn't that what zoos are for i don't think the eight foot python is as dangerous as most of the teachers here we go this is the tj and rigging show the savings are heating up during the sweet dreams furniture and mattress sizzling summer sale save up to five hundred dollars on select avocado mattresses grab back to school bedding bundles starting at just one hundred forty nine dollars and take an additional 10 percent off sectional sofas plus even more great deals all throughout the store whether you're upgrading your bedroom living room or dorm now's the perfect time to save see all the sizzling summer sale offerings at tjrigans.com slash deals then go

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