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The Top 5 Dumbest People and Decisions in Movie History | Postgame Show

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"It's like I'm facing a Southpaw." Greg wins an award for his all-time odd vibes day today and also straight-up doesn't know what catchphrases are on his catchphrase list. Plus, the results are in, and we have a supermajority on whether or not Zaslow should drop the 2.0 in Zaslow Show 2.0. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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us So So I get the spread' bush Bar the � like World state warriors the a golden State ball and a half point favorites on the road. The Connecticut Sun are actively tanking. The Valkyries best defense in the W. Give me Golden State, Juju, what you got. The Seattle Storm are taking on the Toronto Tempo. Here's a little hint about the Toronto Tempo, Marina Maverick out. Brittany Sikes out. Who else, Maria Conde out. A Nisimaro out. So I would take Seattle minus six and a half tonight against the.

Great. Give me that. Toronto Tempo, small local newspaper or professional WMBA team. Newspaper. Wow. You about that, no, about that non-binary set of mascots that they just rolled out. To WMBA team, Greg. I know. Binary mascots. Des. What's happening? Your father's been giving him a weird vibe. Can I give an impromptu show award, Steel Juju's been here in Dominique's? Like can we just, Greg, all time odd vibe today? Yeah, odd vibe. Mediocre. Mediocre job today. I don't know what to do with it. It's like I'm facing a South Pole. Knuckleballer. I gotta stand up for myself when a pro wrestler comes in here. And your way of doing that is just to America. Just be odd. I'm not odd. All right. I wanted to be on your side. I think the things that he was doing in there, it seemed like he had done his homework with the so on and so forth. I wanted to be on your side. I genuinely did. But you made it so uncomfortable that I reacted as I did.

See, he did what you do, which is he expected the blowback. And so he had a story. Oh, I've been saying that since childhood. You think he was lying about the high school coach? When my buddy, Jack Smithson, and I was doing it. It was too quick. Don't you think? He had it right on the ready. Why is it too quick? Rehearsed. No, you asked him where he got. We're rolling now, huh? And he just told you. And he was ready for the question. OK. Thank you. Most people are ready for questions they know the answer to. Zagaki. See? Yeah. Give him two of that award. Can't put my finger on it. It's just odd. Yeah. OK. You're doing the OK thing. And look at it. Well, what you're doing? You may be right. There we go. He has a mentor. I'm once said to diffuse any of your mentor Billy Joel. See? You just sold Billy Joel. You may be right with. The knowledge Billy Joel. Edwin Pope was saying you may be right before Billy Joel hit the scene.

Mine may be crazy. OK. I think I figured it out. It's you are unsettled. And you know something is a mess. There it is. Yeah. But you can't lie be vehement in your accusation. He doesn't know. Yes. It's kind of up. I think you think like, wait, you guys make a fun of me? He doesn't know. He doesn't know if the jokes on him or if he's in on the joke. And so he's just like, I'm going to just going to sit on the outskirts here and be cool. He's not going to take a quiz, guys. That's true. Very well put. Very well put. Is that even on my list? I don't think that's on my list. It's not 75. I've started over. That did not make the top 70. That's absolutely on the list. You said it today. I did? It's 100% on your list. This happens weekly where he forgets ones that are are on the list. Very good. I'll never forget that one. Let that turn up on pro wrestling and then deny that he's saying it because it was on my catch. He's got that. I don't like it. Yeah. It's true. I'm not bitter. You'll watch tonight and get back to us.

I will watch it. I'm a wrestling fan now. When's it on? Tonight. Tonight. Yeah, what time? 8 PM? You know what? I'm watching the latest Ted Lazo. That's on demand. That's available whenever you know. I heard it's good. We didn't watch it last week last night. So we got to watch it tonight. Cool. Watch that at 7.30. Yeah, I'll be doing something else at 7.30. I remember when Bail Lawrence was stealing Iostelton and putting it in a rooster. Everybody's trying to steal from my boy, man. Exactly. Thank you. Did we ever get to the bottom of that? Were you saying that the main character in his show was based off of you? Steve Keralt. I claimed it. Was a writer and Greg. Right. Who loved the Panthers? I claimed it. And coincidentally, I wanted to get Bill Lawrence has been on my podcast. The Greg Cody show. I wanted to get him on again to playfully talk about that. And he ghosted me. He has a lot going on right now. It's a little bit too hard, brother. Bill Lawrence for his Hollywood star on the walk of fame. Yeah. Very done. Good job. Great.

You deserve it. Ju-ju, you got to talk five for us today? Oh, yes, I do, brother. I'm just like you. When I see a superhero movie on, I'm like, hmm. I got lucky. I'm sorry, baby. So it made me think of a top five before I say the top five list. There was a decision made in one of these superhero movies. And I was like, uh, uh, that was dumb. That was big dumb. It's on the list. So I made a top five dumbest people slash decisions in movie history. All right. All right. Number five, Mayor Larry Vaughn for keeping that down beach open. Sippin' awesome, Sizzler. What the heck, bro? Jaws is out there biting folks as we speak. Close the beach, bit, bro. Number four. And here we are, star lord. You idiot. I feel like they had beat Thanos. It was over. And here comes star lord. Huh, what did you do to Gamora? No, no, no, no. And God is as a blink and lock the door.

Sippin' awesome, Sizzler. DCS behavior. You got away from the Cyclops. What are we doing? Exactly. I forgot. I should have put that on the O.L.I.O. DCS. Where were the hell y'all boys was gone? And then he come and tell me some, blah, blah, blah. Sippin' awesome, Sizzler. Number three. My brother, Craig from Friday. Come on now, brother. That was looking for a couple hundred dollars. He finally got his girl to come over and say, you know what, I'm gonna give you this money. How much you need? And then hit Confoletia punk ass. And Craig, you pulled the tail, Felicia. Not right now. I don't give a damn what you're talking about. I'm talking about my girl. No, he walked away and told her that privately. Like, what are you doing? Get out of here. And then he went back to the car and she said, nah, you think you're slick? Ask that be for some money. Squall off. Sippin' awesome, Sizzler. You feel me? Come on now. Number two. My brother's in yours. Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dundoon. Sippin' awesome, Sizzler. Selfish planetary, all movie.

Dumb ass after dumb ass decision. And the number one dumbest person in all the movie history. I'm sorry, I'm an ally. Lois Lane. Sizz. Superman's in fluyo ass round the country down there, hand in hand in his arms. The next morning you at lunch and here come Clark Kent and you dumb ass. That's soup. Hold on, bro. Wait a second. Put the Superman, you clean Superman. This Joker did not get it ever. She's a dumb person in movie history. Sippin' awesome, Sizzler. There you go. That's the top five dumb decisions in movies. Let's update our polls here before we get out of here, Ju-Jum. Which show is more intense? The bear or handmaids tale? 52% of the audience said the bear. Okay. Right. Are they? Oh, this is... Sorry, guys. This ball.

Oh, no. On the front end. I was just doing my damn job. Are there any heavy set WNBA players? I was surprised we put this one up. Exactly. 58% of the audience says yes. Oh, boy. Yeah, you gotta be honest, you know. It's human nature. And the last most important poll, Shazazlow dropped the 2.0 from his show title. Wow. 78% of the audience says, yes, he should. Whoa. That's a super majority poll. That's a super majority. That's a super majority. One slide. All right. Good job, Ju-Jum. Thank you. Good night, everybody.

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