The Watermelon Gospel — Seeds, Storms, and Sweet Summer Thunder

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“Good mornin’, Buttermilk — and good mornin’ to all y’all listening under this wide July sky. We’ve had a stretch of beautiful thunderstorms this week — the kind that come on like a hymn, with thunder grumblin’ in the distance and lightning flashin’ like God takin’ photographs. And I’ll tell you, Buttermilk, it carried me straight back to my barefoot summers in Georgia.

I remember sittin’ on the carport, legs dangling off the edge, a wedge of watermelon in hand. I’d watch those storms roll in from the piney hills, all while spittin’ seeds over the railing into Mama’s backyard. Some of those seeds — I promise you — would sprout right there in the dirt. No buryin’, no waterin’, no coaxin’. Just the good red clay of Georgia, a little summer sweat, and the wild hope of childhood.

That’s how easy it was to grow a watermelon back then. Black seeds were little promises — spit ’em out and something might grow. But those white seeds? They never came up. And now, these days, we’ve got watermelons engineered to be seedless — sterile, clean, quiet. No fuss, no magic. Just cold convenience for tidy indoor eatin’.

But I’ll tell you somethin’, Buttermilk: watermelon was never meant to be sterile. It was born for the outdoors — for porches and fields, for elbow-sticky children and seed-spittin’ contests between cousins who swore they weren’t keepin’ score. It was meant to be messy, joyful, red with life.

Today, we’re preachin’ the Watermelon Gospel. We’re talkin’ seeds and storms, rind and memory. We’ll serve up stories of pickled watermelon rinds, front-porch seed battles, and maybe even a tip or two for growin’ your own.

So sit back, let the juice run down your chin, and let’s celebrate the fruit that tastes like the Fourth of July feels. This is Cornbread & Buttermilk, where summer lives forever — one sweet slice at a time.

Rockabilly style

Song about the time Cornbread was weaning two fillies for him and Doc Johnson.  In Hiram.

Sweet Truffles Ballad, inspirational

Ballad 

Harper and Michelle tributes 

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