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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?
I gave you an Asian dinner. You two are disgusting.
Well, you two are something bad friends. I got a deal from Tiger King. Isn't he in prison? Yeah, you had a sub too. He wants to talk to us.
Oh, he hit us up.
So we got hit up by the Tiger King as well.
What do you go to prison for killing people?
Did he kill somebody?
I think petting against the fur, you know,
sometimes if you pet a cat.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you pet back to front.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They don't like it.
No, yeah, it hurts apparently.
Two counts of murder for hire,
eight counts of violating the Lacey Act
and nine counts of violating the Endangered Species Act.
A little different.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And one count of petting.
Petting the wrong way.
Damn, dude, 21 years, 252 months.
It's like petting against the grain.
It's like when you see that guy who was like drunk driving
up the interstate and you're like,
what are you doing, man?
You what are you doing on the interstate?
I saw a buddy of mine.
I knew his girlfriend was driving to work in the morning
and got hit by a guy going the other way.
Just driving in the morning drunk on the other way.
Just smoked her.
Wawa, wawa, she's alive.
Yeah, got I don't know anymore.
I mean, this was a while ago.
I ran over a motorcycle list.
You did?
Yeah, remember?
We're in Pyongyang, but that's just driving violation.
You know what, dude, those stereotypes
and those tropes are very true.
Yeah.
Yeah, have we started?
Yeah, we can.
Do you want to not start?
No, long as we're going.
You want to start with a song?
Yeah, when I drink my beer.
You were singing that on the way in.
What is that drink, my beer thing?
I don't know.
I just get the turning point USA.
That one got drink my beer.
That's my head 24 hours.
What is that?
Oh, the Super Bowl halftime show.
Yeah, let me hear it.
Yeah, yeah.
Drink my beer.
Who's that brandly Gilbert?
Kiss my girl drink my beer.
Ride my truck.
I'm right here.
No two queers.
Ears, squirrel.
Ears, squirrel.
Pat my cat, starting at the back.
Right.
That's what rocks work.
Do you own a cat guy?
Huh?
Hey guy.
I don't know the cat man.
You own a cat guy?
You don't have any animals.
I don't, but I'm gonna get some soon.
Gotta get a dog.
I'm gonna get a house and a dog.
Well, you have a house.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, but I'm gonna get one that could be.
That's a little more dog appropriate.
In Nashville?
Yeah.
You'd never move back here, would you?
I don't think so.
I'll come back more to visit more.
I'm realizing that.
Yeah, we miss you.
We miss you, baby.
We miss you guys.
Well, you're loving.
You love Nashville.
I mean, it's just growing so much.
It's like you're, and it just feels like a big town.
So I mean, there's, there's all cities grow.
All cities grow.
These Phoenix is growing.
Right?
When I go there, it's the same.
It's the same.
People talk about their cities
and they're growing the whole grow.
Yeah, you're right.
Will you have, will there?
It was a smaller city.
Yeah, it's gotten bigger.
Will there be a, will there be a,
a Theo section of Naitland?
Are you getting your own attraction at Naitland?
I don't know what that would be.
It'd be a petting zoo.
Back to front, yeah, I love you, man.
Back to front petting zoo, Naitland.
What's it called?
Is it called Naitland, right?
I'm not, I have no, is that really happening?
He's opening up a theme park.
That's a real thing.
I've heard rumors of it.
I didn't know if it was real.
Oh, it's legitimately real.
Look at that.
Comedian Apargotsie, early stages developing
a hundred plus acre family friendly theme park
called Naitland in Nashville.
Good for him.
Yeah.
Nashville.
Do you ever hang out with him?
I see Nate in passing sometimes,
but he is very busy and I'm doing my thing.
So it's just like, you know, you see the trailer
for his new movie?
I haven't seen it.
Yeah, I haven't seen it.
Have you seen it?
No, he's got a game show.
I saw that.
Yeah, I was in the theater, man.
Were you?
I was in the movie.
First of all, good to see you guys, man.
I love you, Theo, man.
I don't know what he's doing right now.
Thank you for having us.
He likes a pro, dude.
You can't blame it on Lexa Pro.
Why?
That you're being annoying.
That's not one of the side effects.
I know what's going on.
You know what, I'll be quiet.
No, beat it.
It's that, yeah, Lexa Pro, huh?
You're good, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's we forget.
Yeah.
No.
Go ahead.
When you, thanks for the dinner tonight in Vegas.
It was great to see you for your birthday, man.
Yeah.
And it wasn't my birthday.
Oh.
Is it your sober birthday?
It was.
I don't think you were aware of it.
No, I wasn't.
I thought it was your actual birthday.
I have a video of you.
I know.
A girl that brought you the cake and everything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I forgot to put it up.
I'm just sitting there in a restaurant in Vegas, all of a sudden, a big cake with a bunch
of candles.
And everyone's happy birthday.
You did that for me.
And they played like a traditional music, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
To you.
To you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
You seen that funk, the funk monks or whatever.
It's like a band.
It's like there's monks that are willing to be funky or whatever.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm not aware of it.
They're the funk monks right there.
Yeah.
Oh, those are the funk monks.
I think so.
Funk monks.
Do you know them?
Huh?
No.
Oh.
But damn, they look fun.
God, do they ever?
Yeah.
It's a big band, too.
It's like the white jab walkies.
There's one black guy.
You got to have one.
Oh, you got.
Do you?
Do you need one black?
And Jamal on the horns.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Save us, Jamal.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
That's good.
Ladies and gentlemen, the funk monks.
Funk monks.
That's a good horn.
Dude, I want to...
Did you ever see that baby, dude?
I forgot to even ask you.
What baby, man?
Um, you're actually...
You're ex...
He's saying, if you met your Eccalaula's baby yet.
I'm translating.
Did you ever meet it?
Yeah.
You did?
Many times.
Wow.
I play with it.
Really?
He bites the face.
ぐ for me when you hold it like man.
What are you doing, man?
Why are you fucking coming around here doing that?
Is there any time when you put it in your little arms?
I do.
And you say, you know, you're doing...
It could have been.
Yeah.
What could have been?
Do you think there's any...
He was left over in there and...
As some of it got in that baby.
Oh, Bob, yes.
That's him, over, Bobby.
Yeah.
That's part of this.
Whoa, my sperm is low.
Big cling.
It's slow, too.
It clanged to the ovaries for years.
Yeah.
He came back to me.
and jumped in the other sperm, grabbed the tail.
All right.
Here we go.
Like a little rick sperm, like a rick sperm.
Oh yeah, I was like, yeah, a rick sperm, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So maybe there's some of my stuff in there.
You ever looking the eyes of the kid
and do you think about that?
Yeah, one of them is like this.
No, stop it.
What?
Don't deflect.
Don't deflect what?
Tell us the truth.
You look at the kid ever and you go, look at that.
I'm kind of honest, I'm a little bit of me right there.
Well, you know, well, you wouldn't, you want to get real?
Let's get real.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's get real.
Um, I'm alone late at night, you know what I mean?
And you ever look at pictures of the kid when you're alone, sometimes.
And I go, um, what could have been?
I, I, I think I made some mistakes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Funk monks.
Let's get real.
Let's get real.
Sorry.
Sorry about that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so that was the thing that we're not really, um, I regret.
Well, you were also saving up your urine in a lot of jugs around the home, I know.
I know.
I know some people call that doomsday prepping, but I'm like, I don't know.
Yeah.
What's the, what is the, for what party?
There was a collector's item for him.
It was more of like a, what's ambiance?
Yeah, it's ambiance.
Yeah.
Because when the sun goes through it, it has a glare.
Yeah.
That's a show you saw.
That's a show you saw something.
That's all it is.
A spicy show you.
Yeah, we go to jang with love. Oh, go to jang good reference. Don't you jang with love? Yeah, yeah, but there are moments where you have that thing where it's like yeah
That I could have a fight of just got my ducks in a row, you know
Yeah, but that's life and you keep going yeah, you keep going good reference
Um, but you know what I learned if I would have hung my ducks correctly in the window. I could have still been with her that could have been my kid
You like duck man
It's too it's too gamey for me. I've had duck net still oily
The the the meat. I've never had duck body. I've had duck net. You have I've had duck neck. I've never had duck body duck neck
What's duck neck man duck neck
Duck neck catch. I mean, it's it's in the title pretty much. Yeah duck neck
Duck neck
So um you eat the neck of the duck there it is
It's like sausages. Oh, you can really eat the neck. Oh duck neck. Yeah hot spicy duck
You ever any exotic animals. What if you're somebody that eats a lot of necker you called a
Go ahead go ahead a necker. Yeah
No, you're not or you look that up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh necka
Nika back up. Yeah, my bad. He'd be neckin dude. How have you guys been feeling man? The show's been doing so great
It's like you guys is
Did has it cemented you guys his friendship differently? He's had a crazy question. I'm not just making things silly
No, that's true. No, it's good. Yesterday or what the other day we shot our six-year anniversary
Pretty huge we did six years. We're kind of nuts. We didn't think we'd continue
He can't do it
This lexapro this lexapro side gotta be we've seen positive usually you don't have a ton of energy. I think yeah
It's all this on the cellular level
Yeah, I just I know only it to exist
Yeah, um, I had a dream that my dude. I had a dream. Oh, I just saw hexal Ridge thinking of speaking of that. Yeah, yeah
Good movie
What were your dreams? Yeah, what were you? That's what I meant. I had a dream that um we went camping me you and my brother
Whoa, let's go. Yeah, yeah, and then my brother was making too much noise. That sounds right. Yeah, yeah
And then he woke you up and then you faked yelled at him
What do you mean you pretended that you were sleeping right? I knew of the bit you were gonna do
Right, and I go and it was really mad if you wake him up
I knew that you were still awake but pretending to sleep right and you didn't an extra you know me in snap
Oh, good right and a freaked him out and then he ran out of the tent. He Bob. Yeah
Hey, Bob
Why is Andrew so angry Bob? Yeah, so good. Yeah, Andrew. I mean
What do you do he left it was just you and me? Yeah, and then you and I and then you and I both laughing then I woke up
That's a nice dream. Don't you eat? I eat one peas and it yeah, why do peas and dreams? Because otherwise you would pee in the dream
Yeah, but life was so good when you peed in the dream when you used to ride that bitch
You're like I'm staying in here. Yeah, and in your dream everybody's like whoa. It's kind of just pee in everywhere
You know
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that kind of means it bro. Yeah, I've spitting my dream one time and I woke up
spit all over I really I felt like something was in my mat like I must have been stuffy and in my dream I just
And I spit and then I woke up all over my pillow
I was spit and I thought that's so fun to do that in your dream and it to be happened in real life
It just feels good, but do you know when you're dying to drink we really die in real life
Just they say wait is that true guys impossible? Yeah in the matrix and the matrix if you die in the dream you die in real life
So it's got to be real
Because we're living in the matrix. Are we not does anything feel real lately?
No, dude, bro, not at all. Yeah, so I think this is
Wait, no, everything's going well. Yeah, yeah, nobody's living in complete fear. Yeah
I just take a day by day, you know my pal. Oh, yeah, that's all you can do man. That's what I'm doing
I say that a couple of us is ago
No, but there's nothing you do is so we do have to monitor it. Yeah, what you repeat things. Yeah, yeah, shorts are memory loss
You think so yeah, that's what is that a side effect Alexa Pro? Yeah, yeah, let's do a symbol
Can you do a symbol like a hand single symbol? Yeah, I'll do that do this
When I've said something before okay, yeah, do something like that very subtle something like that. Yeah, yeah, that's just point your eyebrow real subtle
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's very good. Okay, so did I say that?
Oh, yeah, that's no, that means no, yeah, yeah picture lips. What's the lip thing? So this is no. Oh, yeah, yeah
That's hungry
Yeah, what does this mean? I know this means something. Yeah, that's like it
You know, I mean you went back in the 40s the black people on stage
Jaztime
Yeah back in the day. I haven't seen that
Jaz hands. Jaz hands. Jaz hands. I should have said that
Yeah, yeah, Jaz hands dude
Oh, yeah, you have inside of before. Yeah, dude. This is awesome. Did I never been on here?
This is your yeah, cuz I asked you to never been on the show
I don't know. I didn't even I swear to God. I waited. We've been trying and now we're here
We'll be trying. Well, I think yeah for I mean since I moved away
It'll just touch it's been tougher. You know, and then it's having to do the do your own show
You know how it is. Oh my god. Yeah, you're on shows the nightmare. We do miss you a lot
I think about you all the time. Yes, I really do and I go I wish to you because we saw you more often
Yeah, we did yeah back in the good old days and you're the only only guys that have moved away
That I kind of miss
Who else moved away that you don't miss go ahead. No, I miss. I see there was a lot of them that it's blatantly obvious
I mean, you're the ones you're the one that is in my mind the most
Oh, that's nice you to say man. Yeah, um, yeah, I forget about so what I don't forget about what some of those days are
Like I forget about some of the times at the store and stuff. I definitely long for it. I think
um
Yeah, you have that in Nashville at zany's or something
Mm-hmm. You don't have like a club thing in in the city that you go to. No, they're the only club
Yeah, good as any sometimes and there's another place they're city wine restaurants
We'll try to stop over there and make a show happen and zany's has a lab now too so you can do like just a
You know, I got a show there coming up. I got a couple shows in like the next month coming up
So that's gonna be good. You can just pop in or no
Yeah, you can but they have like booked acts and so oh, that's right
You know, sometimes you don't want to show up at somebody show and they have a full green room and now you're in their space and there um
But
Also, I was just on tour. I was out it was like a lot of times when I was out when I was doing shows
It was just out of town so it was like when I was home
I was just kind of trying to relax or podcast. So yeah, it was like the past couple years was just it was just very busy
You know, it's busy. You can take some time or no. Yeah, well right now. I don't have much touring
I mean, I'm putting some shows back up now because we're gonna retake my comedy special in a couple like a month or so
Your scrap in the old one
Yeah, I think we might just we may I don't know. We just want to have a better shot at it, you know, I'm sure
How many did you shoot the last time we shot two we shot same day load in same day
There was just like I mean we talked about it. I don't know if we we talked about it. Yeah
I already talked to my bottom person. He's on the floor. Yeah, it was just like a lot
You know, it was just like a it was just a crazy time and so I think it was just too much to try to do something
But I know also want to get it good
It's like, you know, I've worked hard on it. I want to get it at least to where I feel like hey, this is the best that I can serve it
Yeah, yeah, where were you gonna film this time?
I don't know. We were looking at eerie, but the uh because I love that theater there when I performed there really but um
eerie weather. Yeah, the weather is a is uh
Is might be putting it out of there. It's eerie, Pennsylvania until I think maybe we're looking at also at Jacksonville
Jacksonville is also in is in Florida
Carlos typed in eerie, Indiana
What's funny? You have three white guys over there who obviously conquerors of land
But they don't know where anything is
So but yeah, we're trying to figure it out. So but it's all good
Well, yeah, so that's it Netflix
Yeah
Yeah, we did we didn't do Netflix. They don't they didn't want us around. Yeah, they said no thanks to us
But you guys did Hulu Hulu Hulu, which is great
Yeah, it is something new spread it out. Yeah, we're trying and what is the what's your call Bobby?
Finally
Isn't that good?
Yeah, finally
It's time. It's about you like it or no
Virio
Yep, no, be real be real be real be real like it. I was just thinking if I like it and I do
Yeah, you got to give them second to think about what it give me some other suggestions the names you might call it if it was you have finally
That's we talked about final Lee. Yeah, I thought I thought finally like finally yeah, like fine. Yeah, it's got fine. Yeah
Hmm
Sorry, I didn't even laugh there. That's the thing to have
And then Lee at the end got it steves brother steves brothers. Oh, that's a good one. Steve's brother
Yeah, what's your mom's name? Oh, Jeannie. Jeannie's boy dude. My mom's Gina
Oh
Why not we should put them together somewhere
Yeah, we should put the only way to respond to what he said. Oh, why not?
Why not? Yeah, dude. We should put them together somewhere. Why not? Do what? Huh? Be around each other
Are really yeah, you said you're absorbed out of energy, huh? Is it? Yeah, just absorb absorb each other's inner
Didn't you say steves out to live with your mom now, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why did he move out there?
Because I need an eye on her
What is she up to uh
Some dark stuff man like put him in like espionage or what? No, she's all night long Epstein files just five in the morning
She's sitting right the eating people
Oh demon state
What why so much pizza? Yeah, yeah, so much pizza all the time
Yeah, Lindsey Graham game
Oh
And I want to say shout out to my my producers Zach powers. It's here today too. He can shout out to Zach
Zach's back. Yeah, how's she guys? Zach popping on camera real fast. Just say what's up
Just look into the campus. Yeah, move him a cone out of the way. Hey, what up? There's the man
Yeah, there he is
How long you been producing man, and his girl just got laid off. Oh, yeah, really?
That's not to clap for country in the world
That's country in the world. Yeah, thanks. Uh oracle
Zach, you're good. How you feeling? I'm good. We just potted today. We're chilling. Okay. Good. Yeah. Who'd you pile with?
Chris hymns were Australian. Oh really? Yeah, wow
Wow a smart guy trapped in a good looking guy. Oh my god. What happened? What a bummer
I was I thought it was just you know, and it just judge you know
You see a guy that's that much of a you know a handsome-ish guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude
Handsome so smart cool like just talking about like
Just stuff like it was a valuable chat. I needed to have it today
You ever noticed like that when you're in those moments. You're like god dude. Things are so
Oh my god off or something and then somebody's like they are and it's just like you have the you have whatever comes in the
That's the perfect you know, it's a perfect comment. I want to live in that little space between it's fucking you know
His stomach right there. What are those little happy trail? Yeah, I want to live in that gap
I'm so happy. Don't you know, it's so funny about this guy doesn't work out
He doesn't all genetics. Wow. He says he refuses to go to the gym. He channels a gym now. He does meditation. It was brain
Yeah, it's brilliant. He has a $60 a month membership for a channeling gym
The mental gym like when we had Zach Zach affron on right and when you really see a real good looking guy
It's crazy because sometimes you know, I'm around you and if I don't want to see a good looking guy for a while
Right, I go. Oh, it feels very good looking but then once I see Zach and then I look at you. I go. Oh, it feels ugly
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's a disrespectful thing to say. You know what?
Let me just say this man. Oh god
Oh, this happens on this show too
Yeah, let me let me just say this man. Okay. I want to say this right for comedian man
Right, you're very handsome. Mm-hmm, and you too. Mm-hmm. You know, Andrew is better looking than me. How about this? Yeah, how about this? Yeah, how about this if you think he's ugly
you are
Fill in the blank
Bottom
Feeder disaster. You you really think about yourself that way. This is my you you're the one that gave up the scenario
My point is why are you putting him down? Don't you find beauty in yourself and in Theo?
I'm trying to create funny, you know
Yeah, good. Do it. Yeah. Yeah. I would show the create something new being mean to him
You just being mean. I took him. I mean, I know how luck I've seen myself a lot
No, you know, let's let's let's let's go back. Can we go back a little bit? Huh? Can we go back a little bit? I don't think so, but yeah
You know, I apologize. Oh, sorry. Ronnie Chang is calling me right now
Oh, dude. Oh our dog. Wow. That's our boy. Who's that? Huh? It just says oh good looking Asian
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Ronnie can all these people Nancy Scott. Yeah, Nancy Scott retina. That's a good one. He's got deep cut
Uh, so fuck uh Randall park. Where am I in that group?
We're dead center
Yeah, I'm dead center. I will say this when I saw about when I was like I was in Las Vegas
And I'd never seen Bobby in the wild before right. Mm-hmm. I've seen Bobby in contained environments podcast or comedy right
And Bobby somebody's like Bobby's in Las Vegas and I was like
Why would happen, you know, was there like was there a plate shift? Did something
How did he get over here? You know, I'm saying I'm like was did I walked did actually move
Move his bed over here like what traveling is allowing just people to sleep and travel at the same time
And uh, they're like he's here and I texted him and he's like yeah, I'm gonna come meet up
And I was so excited dude. Yeah, just to see you in like a
This living like your life dude like I just feel like
Your attitude over the last few years to me has just been like more
I'm gonna get out and I'm gonna take advantage of things and I'm just gonna say yes to doing stuff
You know, yeah, and I feel like it's been a lot more outgoing. Do you think that to end or is that just no?
He has been a little bit more time. It's it's all firing to me, man
Well, cuz he's the single thing has helped even though I'm not a good-looking guy whatever
It's still as an ugly guy you understand
Yeah, as an ego. Yeah, he's been getting more
Because he's single girls have been making him more active dude
And I saw you with the UFC and they put you in like kind of this bad the um the special needs
Sorry, I did it and it was it was still you got it was awesome. I couldn't even go to his I we I couldn't even go to your section
Yeah, I heard yeah, they dragged me out of there
But I couldn't go to yours unless I had a neck brace on
Yeah, I had to rope like Vaseline all over my arms at neck
Yeah, I'd be like oh, it's so hot in here. I know to go over there to get that section
But it was so crazy. I'd never seen anybody get right where they come out right along the railroad
That was amazing. Yeah, yeah, you were right there when they came out when they came out
It was sick. I tried to high five no one high five. No, yeah, yeah
Rose Nama Eunice. I tried to high five and she was shit
Why did they come out with their eyes closed? Yeah, they were feeling it maybe yeah
She was coming out like this and I put my hand out and it mits like this much cool
Yeah, that's close though. Yeah, that's pretty close. Yeah, it was pretty cool
But um the reason why I went to Vegas is because um I was like
I got to do something
Because I had done the special before the weekend before I was like I got to
Not go up all the time and just like do something so I asked Joe for tickets and I went and uh
It was so much fun. Well, Joe didn't give you those you bought them on ticket master
But Joe gave you he said you had a link to ticket master
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I paid money. He was called Rogan 15
15% off. Yeah, it's stuff up. Yeah, I always put 750 dollars
Well, let's see, it's but um
But having dinner with I didn't know you're in town
So having dinner with you that night and walking around with you afterwards
Basil was there. You guys love each other. Yeah, yeah, he's the best the biz. Yeah
You still touring with him
Yep, whenever we go out like whenever we go on a big tour again next year probably we'll do it. Who's busy?
Tim
Tourman is a guy where it's same hat as you oh the tall guy. Yeah tall guy. Yeah, you guys are always pushing each other
Pushing I have video you guys and mold include it. No, um I have countless hours. You guys pushing against
I know we probably push. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what is that guy invite sent
Yeah, yeah, you try and hit everybody kind of in the packer and then run off or whatever yeah like a kid
Yeah, yeah, you started. Yeah, he'll play with you, but you started. I do start
I don't think anyone's ever started it with you. Yeah, I like the fire. You do. Yeah, that's good
Yeah, that's your new specialty my light the fire and back in the caveman days the Koreans
Right and the Korean would go and light the fire you were the lighter fire. Yeah, you think somebody just
What people would light their um
Like what do you think was like an early comedian trick that somebody would do in like a caveman
fart fart into like fart no fire to make it puff up a little bit
For sure, they were so risky then
Worth the laugh 100. Yeah, it's a good laugh back a little firefighter
Yeah, they were the laugh lose their mind. Yeah, evidence suggests that they do we did have a laughing
Similar laughter patterns. We would copy each other's laughs
Look at that
Laughter and pre-primates involved sounds made during tickling and playful interaction. You'd be a tickler
You would 100 oh my god be ticking gear all kinds of animals. Yeah
You're a tickler dude. I would tickle everything. I didn't sleep last night
I'll come back. He's out legs approach to some nights. I'm once I'm on
Escatala pram or something so generic. Will you mind looking that up? Please brother. Hey, he's played basketball with that guy
Escatala pram
He could hoop that kids crossover was not generic standards. Escatala pram. It's called
How long have you been on it? I've been on I think for 17 16 years wrong
But I've been I swissed some other ones. Oh, yeah, and yes sometimes I get to a point where I don't know if they're working
It feels like something's like kind of going wrong and it feels like they're not working anymore
Sometimes I'll try to take breaks and get off
So um, but for the majority of time I've been on I've been on something. Yeah, wow for a while
It's kind of crazy that we stand on that long. It's like you would think you go in for something and it's like a problem
But then 17 years later it's still you know, like you're still wearing like a leg brace or whatever duct tape holds up
You know, I mean, you know, I mean like it's if it works. It works. That's a good point actually
That's a good way to look at it too like I just think if it if it if it if it's not
If it's if it's helping and not hurting. I mean for you, I think you should change
Do you think so already? I switched to something else. Oh, he's doing boy. Yeah
Give me some notes since the beginning
Hmm the boys will tell you yeah tell me I think it feels like maybe or maybe it's maybe it's bumping up against the
Vagovie or whatever
I think they're good. I think they're they're in are you on gLP ones? He is yeah, yeah, no, he's on sorry. He's on
We go be oh
Yeah, we switch. Yeah, we switch. I think they're bumping heads on there that SSRI and Vagovie are going toe-to-toe you think so
Yeah, it sounds going on whett rattled and around in that brain. Yeah, and probably the riddle and two that also doesn't help
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's the one where your spit tastes like meat or whatever that's one?
Yeah, yeah, you clear your throat. It tastes like it's like a meat taste. Yeah, I heard of that. I don't know
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you so um something. Oh plant packs love it packs love it. Yeah, yeah
Packed love it. Yeah, yeah, that's a good one
That's a great side effect. Oh, yeah, meat meat taste. Mm-hmm packs love it. I'm gonna take a step back
Take it in. No, I think you should go in
I don't know what you're doing. I think you go further
No
You want to see I think it resets back. Oh, yeah, you guys go on. I'll interject look look look look look look at that road down there
Yeah, that road where does it go? Oh, let's go down it bar style. Let's go. I'm going to bar style
That's what I'm saying. Take a ride. Yeah, yeah, you're having fun. You're already there
Yeah, who's that turning point? Uh-huh. That's an attorney point. I've never heard that song in my life
Um, I've never heard that in my entire life dude
What would you say body? How did what is your magnet like a roll so you get in a movie right and it's a big movie
It's like what is the role that gets you to a level?
We're like wow that guy is the Daniel Day Lewis of our time kind of you know
We were okay. I'm a roll that like Daniel Malay Lewis right right um
I'm the guy a movie about the guy that made a discovered gunpowder in China
Right and and I'm sitting around
Right, everyone's like you're like what is it buddy? What is it buddy? Right and go
We can make guns out of this agonol file walk. Oh, the fucking firework the king of fireworks
Got some of that bang sand on him
You did the dialogue David you could write it, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah together
You shouldn't have to write yourself, but it was Chinese alchemist that did it. Yeah
Tang Dynasty y'all are the ones that started guns
I Chinese discovered gunpowder and what they did was if they if they
Did made guns? They would have ruled the world, but they didn't they made it they did other things with it
What were they doing with it? It's called gunpowder
I don't know putting it in food. Yeah
I like oh this is better. Yeah, it owns chicken. No, um, but then look they would eat it and then it's blast off against the wall
But they wouldn't figure it out
But the Europeans are the ones that used you know me use the gunpowder and made weapons out of it. Yeah, you guys are doing just fine
I think they did stick it in sticks and they did you know me use it as a weapon as you know what I would have done
Yeah, put some wet stuff on a stick. Yeah, put some gunpowder on it. Yeah against the wet stuff hit somebody really hard
With the gunpowder. Yeah snap
That is look at those history gunpowder first
Gun arrow. Yeah, that's what they used to use a garrow. That's a firework. Yeah
Yeah
Oh, so you guys used to celebrate and then some asshole came along and is like you want to celebrate
How about a funeral? Yeah, yeah, and he just shot somebody with it
They used to be a weapon and then they thought it'd be fun when they killed someone for color to come out
So they would shoot someone with it and then you'd get wow
Exploded with color as a celebration of your death. Look at that. That's an incredible that it's the original canon
That's incredible. That's Paul Schien's back in the day if you look at that photo actually super close
And that's a that's an early curveball. Yeah, I don't think I'm that good of an actor to be Daniel Daly was that's right
Yeah, I don't know
I think you are if you had the right right so much of it is like you've got to get the right role in somebody has to see how you can operate Bob
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you'd be good. I mean what what about you do it by yourself Bobby. Yeah
You think you guys could wear an Oscars. No, what the fuck? No, that's what I'm saying. No, I don't ever need to act again
Yeah, how about you you think you wouldn't ask her? No, Bobby
You're the actor you've done way more acting than any of us. Yeah, I know. I think you've done more no
You must have done more well. I'm done. So I'm done too. We're both done. We're out. Yeah. I'm gonna do tires
Stamp our card. Oh, yeah, he's doing two episodes of Shane show you are yeah, what about Tom Sawyer?
Yeah
What about him? I played Huckleberry Finn in a play. You did? Yeah, yeah
Yeah, and who was your best photo on my Instagram, but who was your best friend? What Tom Sawyer?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I remember um, I played Huckleberry Finn
Huckleberry oh there you are
Talked about it. Yeah, cute Huckleberry Finn then every time I walk out the whole audience with laugh
Yeah
Yeah, just because you were so sweet and cute
Yeah, yeah, there you are. There's your bowl. There's your buddy. Yep me and Ian Edwards
Do you know about where I can get
I got I got something for you and then you get off the new Brennan's there's like
Yeah
Yeah, he's mr. Notes, huh? Well, he's a bravest. I mean, he's so like he loves the art so much, you know
He's just like I got some for you and usually it's always good. It's always good
It's always good. Yeah, and then he cares to do it sometimes. I'll be I'll listen to him
I'm like here's a tag and I'll just put it on my notes or whatever. Yeah, and then I'll just never tell him. Yeah
Yeah, well, we'll get afraid to tell him sometimes you're like
I don't know if they would want me to say anything. Yeah, if I'm cool enough with him
I think I sometimes I do it, but then sometimes I think it's not that good of a tag anyway, fuck it
But they might have wanted it. You should have given just try just give it to him. Yeah, especially coming from you
I take it I would take all of them
You know what I do now is when comics you mean notes normally like you're for years
I'd be like okay. I'll try
Now just tell me you have a note for me. I got a note. Nope. Oh, okay
I just won't do it unless it's someone that's superior. Neil. I'll do it. You know, I mean if there's a
Someone you really respect you would do. Yeah, but when some like open micer comes up to me and goes, hey man
I got some notes. I haven't done a lot. What open micers doing that a lot. Yeah, that's wild. No one gives you notes
I have dormant. Everyone give me notes. No, yeah, I don't think yes. No, nothing you're doing is working
So let me they say that no, no, no one's giving me notes. I mean, I'm sure they probably have comments about it
But no one's come up to me like hey, can I you ever get notes from like just strangers?
um
I don't think so. I don't know. I might
It's usually from if anything I don't know someone that came to the show sometimes. Oh, yeah, that's happened
Yeah, but they go you know what I really like this. I probably do probably what I might yeah, yeah
But I've never given anyone a note
No, have you? Yeah, I mean a friend. Yeah, you have
Yeah, I have what are you selling it? What are you fucking encyclopedia like you're a detective suddenly to easy? Yeah, definitely
I like it like all right, you just like a little landed on
Plymouth rock. It's not a big event or dude. Yeah, sometimes. Yeah, yeah, I'm never half
Dude, I'm trying to think what is that role that you're in that's like get you to that crazy like academy award
Webby I think it could be something uh, the webby spider-man the story of your life
You know, I just kind of just get skied off your hands from jerking off at night. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, spider-man
Spider-man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't kill the spider. I must buy the man
It's a spider in the spider-man. You're just a tiny spider in someone's home. Yeah, spider-man
I think it could be for you would be like um
Your story of your life. Yeah. Oh, I play myself story of a little
Korean man who grew up in in San Diego around amongst all these goofy whites. Yeah, and you made it out alive
Eating doo-doo's with the dunes to know. Yeah
Eating doo-doo's who thought with the people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it could be your life
What about the guy that invented kimchi who's that guy? Yeah, who is that bring that guy up? You
You could have done that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if it's probably a woman, huh?
invented by a spider-man, but the ancient Korean people so the kimchi we get to make up the story
That's the best part. Oh, yeah, yeah, you become the guy who started the kimchi revolution. You began kimchi. Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, okay
Well, let's pick it up Cho Cho. Yeah, Cho Cho. No, Cho Cho. Cho Cho. Sorry. Yeah, yeah
Cho Cho, the kimchi cowboy kimchi cowboy. Yeah, I live on a beach the king of kimchi
Yeah, yeah, no, no, and I'm on a farm and I pick up some cabbage
Oh, what do we do with these? No, it went bad. It already went bad. Oh, it went bad and all your cabbage is bad now
Something's going on something is going on. Yeah, right and people are like oh, just throw it away, right?
They throw it into the ocean. I don't know. He's throwing it into a vinegar thing
Yeah, yeah, that's it. I go no
We still go poor put it in the ground
Right put some vinegar. I don't know how they make kimchi. Soy sauce. How do they make kimchi dude?
I mean you should learn this is your past. Yeah, I don't make it at home. I don't have a home kit
You make a home kit. What do you mean wait right now? Yeah, you don't I don't know how it's made wow
Yeah, yeah, look at how he can make you some of it. Yeah
What do you have to do you prep and salt the cabbage you wash and drain it and then you make the paste and a large
So you do all yeah go
Gochugaru garlic ginger onion fish sauce and sugar for a thick red paste you stir it all in there
Then you put it in there and you ferment it right you pack the glass jar tight
Pressing down get all the air out and then you wait for fermentation
You let the jar set at room temperature for one to five days one to five days isn't it?
Yeah, what while the more five the more days the more fermentation
Once it smells sour and tastes to your liking then you put it in the refrigerator
It'll continue ferment slowly in the last for months
But whoever created this didn't this isn't the first time he tried it
This is like fucking a hundred years of trying different ways. Well, we got to figure out the
Yeah, there's no way someone it would got that right the first time oh Koreans are pretty smart
Yeah, so what is this? What did you have to put it into ferment it in glass? What did you use?
What did you use like a light bulb or something? What did you originally ferment? It had to be a glass
Yeah, something in the story. Yeah, something in the story that you took the air out of it and you were able to put the cabbage in something
Would you put it in? Well, there must have been jars, right? We had jars
Oh jars of clay remember that band
Yeah, rain rain on my face. Yeah, what about this? What about this? I about this up
What a raining for me. We use jars as trash cans, right? So then I was just let's throw it away
You worked for the trash company. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I worked for the trash company right and I took the cabbage and threw it in the
Their jars the trash cans, right? Yeah, and then um
I threw away salt, too. Where did we get trash can? Yeah, yeah, let's throw a salt. We threw
All the ingredients. We're just throwing it away. Were you taking you were taking salt from the ocean? Yeah, yeah, let's throw it away
Okay, yeah, put in the trash can yeah the greedy ocean have too much salt
Here we go, right what else is in it
Well, it's water throw water away. We have too much water. We throw it away, right? What does fish sauce? No one needs fish sauce
We have too much of fish sauce in the village, right?
Throw it away. We're throwing all of it away. What else is in there?
Garlic and we're way too much garlic here. You're throwing everything away. Oh wait
We put it in the trash can, right? And we just and the trash guy doesn't pick it up for a long long time
One to five days. Yeah, it sounds like even longer. Oh, wow. Yeah for a couple of months
And then I walked out of my hut and I go
God the trash man, that fucking copy of two months
We threw all this stuff away, right? And then I go out I go I bet I put you money and I open up the lid
Yes, and it's like on it's like on breath of the wild whenever you open ever it's like
And you cook your meal. Yeah, and you cook your meal ready
And then look down. I go don't look delicious. Yeah, right? Well, you're starving. You've been eating days. Oh, yeah
I haven't eaten in days. There's a famine. Yeah, there's a famine. Yeah, there's a famine going on. It's a cabbage famine
Because I threw it all away
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Everyone's like where did all the cabers go right Bobby threw it away
Where's all the garlic and the fish sauce you threw it away right then I open it up and I look down and I go
I'm so hungry. I'm gonna eat this garbage right so I stick my hand in there
I pull it out. I take a bite. I go
Man, you're delicious. And that's the end of the movie. You think so? Yeah. Yeah. No. No. Why do you always end it? No, no, start it
That's the beginning. That's the beginning. I like because there's a there's a sequel dude. What's going on in the sequel?
Well, yeah, there's not a sequel. Yeah, yeah, soy sauce. I discovered soy sauce. Oh
That was you too. Yeah, it's the same guy
Right? Yeah
And orange chicken is the third one
That one you definitely did. Yeah, yeah. What do I do with all these oranges and
Chicken
Yeah, that's the third one, right? I have
Right. This is chicken. He has an orange stuck in his throat. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you see oranges, right?
Yeah, I have to eat it anyway. And then a car hit him. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, so you know, this is so that's where I the third one the orange chicken one's where I wear my Oscar
We got a call in that flicks. I think some of this stuff
You will win an Oscar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And the Academy of War goes to orange chicken Bobby Lee
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Your own legend is Andy Cowell still alive. He's on that Panda Express to heaven, dude. Yeah
One stop. That's not real Andy Cowell was one of 11 people who died in shooting massacre at a dance studio in Monterey Park, California
January 21st. No, that is not real. There's no way that is not real
Yeah, people didn't like it
It is real, dude. That's a Andy dive with a night of love. That's not real. That's the same guy that invented orange chicken got popped you as 72 at the time it looks like
Well, what?
Mom, somebody didn't like it. It always gives me heartburn
That's not good. It's good. It's so good. I love orange chicken. All right, especially you don't know about it and somebody gives it somebody like
Give it to you. You don't know about it. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. I'll take some compound. I like Kung-Pow
Well, if I ever have amnesia, take me to get orange chicken, dude
All right, all right, right back up. Well, no, just because there's no better feeling than that first time that you get introduced to orange chicken
Yeah, remember you didn't know about it and then you knew about it. Yeah
Yeah, use your life. Mine is August 6th 1987 orange chicken day orange chicken day. That's when I knew about it
Oh, yeah, yeah, when do you when do you know about it? When's my D day? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
It was probably around the same time I would bet. Yeah, yeah, I cried probably the mall April 14th 2024
Oh recently took me a minute. Yeah, I took you a minute. I mean the old Easter orange. Yeah, you're orange
So you had never heard about it before then heard never ingested right knew it existed never was interesting
Yeah, and then when you did it what I've been a Kung-Pow guy for years
But I yeah, yeah, we'll dive a little bit of orange. Yeah, a little bit here and there. Yeah, what's the one?
With the cashews and other peanuts or something. Yeah, that's that's that's that's cow-pump
Kung-Pow that's Kung-Pow. Kung-Pow that's good. Yeah, Kung-Pow is great. That's good. It's named after ding bazohan. Yeah
The king dynasty official and governor of the Sichuan province. Yeah, Gong-Bow
That's a name that we don't use that much thing Gong-Bow
What do you mean ding? Yeah, things a great name. I know, but we don't see a lot of people
More dogs and ding yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. What about rent? Oh, it's like Rambo. What if you did a Rambo? Oh
You know, could I say something I asked about this my agent but that training montage is not two hours long
There's no training montage in Rambo
Yes, there is in this version. Well, he's saying he's got a you have to justify it for the fans. Yeah, somehow
Yeah, they're gonna need I did calls my agents maybe many years ago
I go is there any way we could I can be in a Rambo I this is real
You just you just take him out and just put me I mean every scene right
But I changed the dialogue and this and that like in the beginning when you remember the cop is in the car
Whatever and he sees Rambo and I come up to the you know he comes up to me
And go hey, where's the bathroom? You know like change the dialogue. Yeah, you have to get the rights for the thing
You wanted to be Rambo. Yeah, yeah, but in a comedy way
Right, well, explain myself with just you know me Rambo was kind of a comedy. Yeah, and then of itself. Look at that. It's hilarious
Or Rambo Rambo
Yeah, Rambo we change it
You know, I don't know dude. I you're from the Pacific Ram
Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Rambo Rambo
Just ribbo is back. We fell off that cliff. Oh, yeah, who Rambo?
Oh
Rimbo's always falling off clips
Most of the movies is him and I see you
Yeah, that cliffhanger that was oh, that is a guess looking thing ever if you don't think that picture is him trying to meet a guy somewhere
What is that you're doing down there? Come up here and climb with me. He's just waiting for Alex Honel to pull up on him
He's waiting for Jared Leto to just scurry up after him. Have you had Honel on your show?
I feel like you know he would do your show though. I can't believe we did that tie pay tower
Now if you do that, I do you see it. We talked about it right. Yeah, this or this. We watch it. We talked about it. Okay. I saw some of it
It's fine. Yeah, yeah, he lived he lived. Yeah, I was actually at a place on somebody said it somebody else who was a rock
I'm like it just letting you know he lived and like all good
I mean that is the number one concern. Yeah, what ended up how far can you go up the building?
Woo
Probably tell us see some tits in a window
I'm ordering a sprite at that point. Yeah, I um, I sat on a plane. Sorry. Go ahead. Go. You sat on a plane too
Um, Dante Filipino actor. Oh, no. Yeah, he was in a hook. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I like that great guy Rufio
He played Rufio. Oh, great guy. Yeah, I have a story. So he has like 19 brothers. He has 19 brothers. He's got a lot of brothers
Dante Bosco the Boscos
He's got like two of the brothers. I exaggerate
But I remember do I remember in commercial auditions back in the day
I was always against his whole family. Oh, when it's an Asians. It was him. It was the Bosco
Dude, that could be a movie Bobby versus the Bosco
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and they book all the Panda Express Act. Yeah, yeah, but sometimes I would beat them
Yeah, god, god, I beat the fucking Boscos. Yeah, that's how it is
But who did you used to go up against when you were auditioning?
Dude, I was the I would get over there. I'd be furious at the drive over there. I was late. I would always like
Leave my shit in the car. I'd be practicing and shit. Oh my god. I get in the room
I was too scared to talk sometimes that I'm one time I'm open the window and then I was like
Can you open the other window? I was like I just couldn't even speak or whatever and I just was too nervous to even talk
I know it's the worst. I would start saying I was just like I was so bad. I don't know any like
I don't think it was ever anybody in a hallway where I was like
Oh, we're in for this same thing or if it repeatedly happened
I don't think so. I don't I there wasn't enough that I went out for like regularly
Yeah, you know one time I saw Ian Edwards in the waiting room and I said what are you going out for?
And he said whatever the role was to say that's the same thing as me. So obviously they they don't know they've already booked somebody else
Oh, yeah, it's like we a skinny black guy and then a red headed
It was like what in the fuck are you guys looking for that that to me was always a signal
It's like they already gave it to a famous guy. They're waiting for him to sign
So they just have us in there to like play Kate the time so they can have a job
Yeah, I wouldn't even go be called in with Asians. I'd be called in with the other
Category yeah, yeah, so I'd be in the lobby and there's like a 9 foot 5 Nigerian guy
You know a 900 pound symbol one guy right guy from a fire
Yeah, the fire guy. Yeah, yeah
It's like the afterlife in Beetlejuice all those guys
That's what I that's what my that's what my love Bobby's audition. There's a guy with a little head
Yeah, yeah, it's waiting with the handbook. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd be like more freak care care I category. Did you love it when you went to audition when I look back on it
I've realized I didn't like it
Sometimes I if it was if it was like set up for me to win and have fun. Yeah, loved it
But if I was if you knew that you were there as a just a sheep for them to push through the line
I hated I would get so mad because I knew they weren't given it to you
They were given it to a famous person. You'd have a conversation with someone an agent or manager would be like
They already made an offer to
You know canning Tatum Josh Hudson and you're like well, what the fuck am I doing?
Now, well, they want to see other people it's like no, they don't this is just so people can have jobs
Because otherwise, it's like well, let's get lunch
So they that always made me sad because I was like one wasting everyone's time
Even if I was nice and affable and funny and good at the audition
It was like well, who gives a shit? They don't they're like, hey, but you don't think that if you were that good
They might change not in a million fucking years. I think you're right. Yeah
Those days of that old Hollywood like
Anyway saw her and she blow us away. It's like that's not a thing. They already know
Was it casting directors you get to once you meet them though and they know you they already all know
They all talk about who they want if the room was cold. I would fuck up
Oh, yeah, when I'd walk into room and they're just kind of I you know, I mean, I'd be just like I'm done
I can't do it. Yeah, Kevin has create the energy completely yourself
Like I was good at some of the talking and communicating but then when we get into the thing
I think I would just be too nervous. Yeah, I just did there was something about
You could do it now though
Yeah, now I think I would probably be a little bit more like I understand it and I would only do so
I really wanted to do you have the confidence now. I think to do well you got your own movie coming out
You don't need other people's fucking movies. Yeah, when you guys released in that you in spade in April
What's the name? Can we know the name bus boys? Bus boys boys
Bum bum bum bum. That was a fun shoot brother
Yeah, Nate Diaz is in it. That's cool too. Yeah, I met Nate through
Shane one time and sometimes he'll FaceTime me like in the middle of the night and I get nervous to answer
Because I don't know what he's gonna ask me to do like what is he gonna say I like bury a body right
Yeah, he's gonna. I just like I could just see me picking up. He's like we'll solve brother
What are you doing right now? I'm like I'm in bed
Get on a plane immediately. You know like and I have to do I would be like I have what is am I gonna? Yes? You can't say no
I can't say no to bro. That'd be a good. You can't say no to Nate Diaz
That would be a crazy movie whatever he does call me. I get I'm like fuck I got I prepare a little bit
But him and Chris Avila that's uh another fighter the um they they both came in dude
It was freaking hilarious like the whole thing was just ridiculous
But it was a it was a bit it was a good it was a good experience to learn about how to do it all
Yeah, you know, we just paid for it ourselves and like nobody would help us make it
Yeah, but when I did it right am I still in the movie? Yeah, okay
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but the reason I had so much fun is because um you guys kind of just let me do whatever I wanted to do
Oh, yeah, you were good in there. No, no, but I was just like hey, can I just do this? They're like that's when you shine
Yeah, so fun you can't you can't tie you down maybe but when they're saying no, you have to say like this
Yeah, it's hard. You have to do it like this you have to walk like this
I've had that note walk can you walk in the room different?
I'm like what well yeah, you got an interesting gate
Yeah, you're being very edgy and confident. No, I just said your stride is on you what the fuck is your problem?
You not have a weird gate. I do so what am I saying?
People have commented you walk like a GTA character. Yeah, you walk like a you walk like a
NPC I do you walk NPC. Yeah, I have to change my walk, huh?
No, no, no, okay, no, we're just joking around. Okay. Okay. No, this is real. Is it okay? Are there health concerns you do start to have Bobby? Oh, yeah
For sure my I gotta quit smoking smoking is the worst one. I can't breathe. You got back on smoking after so many years
I can't breathe and then some young lung
So you need now either trans a plant dude. Hey bro. You need a transplant. You need some young lung
Sorry, and that's very racist and I like I like I like I like yeah, I like it so good. Yeah, we're worried about COPD
Yeah, and then another thing is I don't move
That's right. Yeah, yeah, some days your bed sores. No, no, some days. I just all wake up. They're welts. They're bed well. I'll tell you my schedule
Okay, all right. I'll tell you my schedule yesterday. Bring up bring up Walberg schedule and we'll put his next to yeah
Wake up at 330 prey workout. Yeah, this is wake up go to Walbergers
Oh
230 wake up prayer time
It's insane. What is this by the way? Can I tell you? Yeah, it's real. No, it is not my hand to 30 a.m. Wake up
It's real wow telling you yeah, I had a small role in a movie with him and I and I jokingly brought it up and he was
Dead serious about it. I was like come on man. You're not up that early in the morning like be real every day
He's like every day brother. I was like come on man. And he looked he threw daggers through me like what are you talking about like you?
Oh, I think he's confident. Oh, no, he's in it. This is his shit. Okay, when he's having his meal free is when I go to sleep
And yeah, yeah, yeah, when he's yeah when I'm sleeping. That's what I'm gonna think
Mark Walberg's eating his third meal
That puts you to sleep. That's how you count that's how I see it. Yeah, wow. I love out 11 a.m. He has family time meetings work calls
At family time when it's kids are at school. That's a best
Yeah, but this is in real. Yeah, wow. It's real. Meal seven you zoom in meal seven. What is he a fucking hobbit?
Meal seven. He's a shark
Wow at four workout two
When he goes a bit at 7 30 day. I love that he works out like five times a day. I just watched um
Hacksaw Rids last night
So good you bought it up twice already. What's up with the movie? He loved the movie
It's so good. I've never seen it. I'm watching a lot of warm movies right now. Just in case things get really bad really
What's your favorite one so far Hacksaw 1917 was really good hamburger hill. I like is it good? Yeah, I like the
The of what yeah, yeah, the event was insane. Armageddon is one to watch
Armageddon just a prep. Oh, they there you go. Yeah, if we want to go back to where we belong. Yeah
Platoon let's rank them platoon probably one of the best one of the best full metal jacket
Probably first half of the movie. I think it's a great movie. Okay. I'll let her see what you ma
Yeah, yeah, that's a good war movie
Um
That's pop apocalypse band of brothers
Band of brothers is the best band of brothers. That's a great show. That's a great show. Yeah, band of brothers is so good. Yeah
Married or no ever
Yeah, yeah me too
Do you think we can get there though Bobby? I mean, look I just want to talk with his tongue because I'll talk about a lot of my show
Oh, yeah, yeah, let's talk about it. Just like you know becoming this whiny guy who's like
You know, it's like, you know, you can figure it out
But yeah, also just been busy and yeah, you you want to find somebody that's a good match
There's been a couple good girls that that I should I could have hitched on to that out that I let the I let it go
Yeah, and I didn't you know because I was focused on work. So it's all good
Yeah, I feel like
Sounds like somebody trying to convince themselves, but that's okay. We're doing good. Well, you know, it's all good
If yeah, it's all good. If you're not you you find a partner when you find a partner
I tell him that all the time he's on the hunt and I'm always like to just let it be your you've done so much
That's rainbow dude rainbow
That right there is rainbow
The kimchi king rainbow. Oh dude, he'll hide in your bushes and eat your ass
That's a rainbow dude
My only had a little bit
It's it's coming for you. Yeah, and I appreciate you guys so much dude. You'll love you brother
I love you too, man. It's been a long time. It's so fun to see you and also
How funny that we finally got you on the show. I know. I'm sorry that I haven't been in your book. No, don't be sorry
It is my fault. I always thought that you did it before. It's so crazy. Well, I've come into on tiger belly
I think the timing was just easier on certain times
It's like, you know the past four years. I lived in Nashville. So it's like the timing on when I'm here
It's just it's been tough sometimes, but we should go to Nashville for a while. Yeah, I want to I think fun out there
Yeah, yeah, I've never I've never really spent that much. We did the rhyming together, but that was great
But that was the last time was there in Carlos Carlos had himself a little bit of a night. Yeah, that's when you got
Oh, there are a lot of Asians in Nashville. Yeah, there are some liotians
Yeah, well, well
We'll start it. I could be lay ocean for a weekend. I ain't I met a Korean guy the other name day name zack
And I met a Korean girl named Emily
As of right now, Nashville Davidson makes up approximately 3%
Asian population there. There you go. You'll fit in. Okay. Yeah, it's good. Not bad
What is it here? Oh, bring your lumina or bring your lumina. What is it called?
Lumia Lumia. Yeah, yeah, bring your Lumia
What's America? Yeah, what is it here? Yeah, I mean
12% wow, yeah, don't leave. This is this is 1.5 million of you guys in in LA alone. That's right. That's wild. Yeah, you could throw a chopstick and hit one of them
And those don't go far
That's beautiful. Oh Filipinos the largest group. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we love them
Korean to the third wow and other notable groups being in me shout out to those guys
Indian and
Japanese is lower because they remain in Japan because they know that Japan is the best. Yeah hard to beat
People love Japan hard to beat all the time right now dude. We're gonna go this year in July. Maybe yeah, yeah, you should come
We should you should come
Seriously, yeah, what if we all went to Japan? That'd be fun. We got to come this way to go that way
So you might as well come say I made a documentary. Oh, I'd love that love that too, man
I'd love to go to Japan boys in Japan. Yeah, yeah, the boys go to Japan. It'll be it'll be our three amigos
Yeah, I'm d'artane. Yeah. Yeah
Okay
Okay, you should be with the sword. Okay
Okay, I want to learn how to do that. No, come on. No seriously. No, what is sacrificing? No, uh, what did he go?
um
Yeah, not hurry. Krishna. What is it?
Harry carry carry carry carry carry
Hey, he's killing himself. Yeah. Hey, there's the Japanese stabbing himself to death
comes with
Go comes go
How come, Skowl?
Yeah, yeah.
Did you see a picture of Bobby's mom there as a,
that's Bob's mom.
That was interacting days.
I see why Steve moved back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You'd be a finisher in yourself.
Oh, I'll have the green curry, you know?
We want to thank our guests for coming on the show.
Yeah, Paul.
Dude, that's so much fun, man.
You're the best.
Yeah, I think I, yeah, I think like it's good.
I just like, yeah, sometimes I'll get in the spaces
where I isolate and stuff.
So I'm trying to like kind of take a play
out of your book, Bobby, and just like, you know,
not do that, you know?
You think sometimes that they,
that they, the getting better is in the ice.
It's like, I just need to wait, you know,
and get better, you know, but it's sometimes it's like,
no, I need to do more stuff.
Just do it.
By any way, yes, I'm sorry.
There's a long answer.
I've said enough.
You had a great time and thank you so much, dude.
And congratulations, dude.
I feel the world feels so lucky that you guys make
this show and your producers too.
This is like, people wherever I go, do you know them?
Do you know bad friends?
Do you know them?
The same with you, dude.
You know, I think we're all in the same, we're family.
And you know what I think about you is, is that I,
I almost say something real, is that there's so much
about you that I relate to.
We're very similar in so many different ways.
And so my heart really goes out to you all the time.
And what are you talking about for what?
Just same height, same look, same style.
No, just in terms of, same guy.
What?
We, my heart goes out to you.
I love you, I mean, oh yeah, just say that.
My heart goes out to you like I'm like a trap on an island
or something or fucking, like I'm an ICU.
Sorry, go ahead, I'm messing it up.
Go on.
I'm gonna relax back, I'm gonna chill out.
What are you saying?
I love you.
Is that better?
I love you too.
Yeah.
There's many about things about you that I relate to as well.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Similar, you know, feels good.
That's what I want to say.
I love, we love it.
When I look at you, it feels good.
Anyway, say thank you for being a fat, bad friend.
Allah.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Thank you.
Woo.
Yeah.
Woo.
Yeah.
Woo.
Yeah.
Woo.
Yeah.
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