Theo Von & Rimbo The Kimchi King

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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

I gave you an Asian dinner. You two are disgusting.

Well, you two are something bad friends. I got a deal from Tiger King. Isn't he in prison? Yeah, you had a sub too. He wants to talk to us.

Oh, he hit us up.

So we got hit up by the Tiger King as well.

What do you go to prison for killing people?

Did he kill somebody?

I think petting against the fur, you know,

sometimes if you pet a cat.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

If you pet back to front.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They don't like it.

No, yeah, it hurts apparently.

Two counts of murder for hire,

eight counts of violating the Lacey Act

and nine counts of violating the Endangered Species Act.

A little different.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And one count of petting.

Petting the wrong way.

Damn, dude, 21 years, 252 months.

It's like petting against the grain.

It's like when you see that guy who was like drunk driving

up the interstate and you're like,

what are you doing, man?

You what are you doing on the interstate?

I saw a buddy of mine.

I knew his girlfriend was driving to work in the morning

and got hit by a guy going the other way.

Just driving in the morning drunk on the other way.

Just smoked her.

Wawa, wawa, she's alive.

Yeah, got I don't know anymore.

I mean, this was a while ago.

I ran over a motorcycle list.

You did?

Yeah, remember?

We're in Pyongyang, but that's just driving violation.

You know what, dude, those stereotypes

and those tropes are very true.

Yeah.

Yeah, have we started?

Yeah, we can.

Do you want to not start?

No, long as we're going.

You want to start with a song?

Yeah, when I drink my beer.

You were singing that on the way in.

What is that drink, my beer thing?

I don't know.

I just get the turning point USA.

That one got drink my beer.

That's my head 24 hours.

What is that?

Oh, the Super Bowl halftime show.

Yeah, let me hear it.

Yeah, yeah.

Drink my beer.

Who's that brandly Gilbert?

Kiss my girl drink my beer.

Ride my truck.

I'm right here.

No two queers.

Ears, squirrel.

Ears, squirrel.

Pat my cat, starting at the back.

Right.

That's what rocks work.

Do you own a cat guy?

Huh?

Hey guy.

I don't know the cat man.

You own a cat guy?

You don't have any animals.

I don't, but I'm gonna get some soon.

Gotta get a dog.

I'm gonna get a house and a dog.

Well, you have a house.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, but I'm gonna get one that could be.

That's a little more dog appropriate.

In Nashville?

Yeah.

You'd never move back here, would you?

I don't think so.

I'll come back more to visit more.

I'm realizing that.

Yeah, we miss you.

We miss you, baby.

We miss you guys.

Well, you're loving.

You love Nashville.

I mean, it's just growing so much.

It's like you're, and it just feels like a big town.

So I mean, there's, there's all cities grow.

All cities grow.

These Phoenix is growing.

Right?

When I go there, it's the same.

It's the same.

People talk about their cities

and they're growing the whole grow.

Yeah, you're right.

Will you have, will there?

It was a smaller city.

Yeah, it's gotten bigger.

Will there be a, will there be a,

a Theo section of Naitland?

Are you getting your own attraction at Naitland?

I don't know what that would be.

It'd be a petting zoo.

Back to front, yeah, I love you, man.

Back to front petting zoo, Naitland.

What's it called?

Is it called Naitland, right?

I'm not, I have no, is that really happening?

He's opening up a theme park.

That's a real thing.

I've heard rumors of it.

I didn't know if it was real.

Oh, it's legitimately real.

Look at that.

Comedian Apargotsie, early stages developing

a hundred plus acre family friendly theme park

called Naitland in Nashville.

Good for him.

Yeah.

Nashville.

Do you ever hang out with him?

I see Nate in passing sometimes,

but he is very busy and I'm doing my thing.

So it's just like, you know, you see the trailer

for his new movie?

I haven't seen it.

Yeah, I haven't seen it.

Have you seen it?

No, he's got a game show.

I saw that.

Yeah, I was in the theater, man.

Were you?

I was in the movie.

First of all, good to see you guys, man.

I love you, Theo, man.

I don't know what he's doing right now.

Thank you for having us.

He likes a pro, dude.

You can't blame it on Lexa Pro.

Why?

That you're being annoying.

That's not one of the side effects.

I know what's going on.

You know what, I'll be quiet.

No, beat it.

It's that, yeah, Lexa Pro, huh?

You're good, dude.

Yeah, yeah.

Let's we forget.

Yeah.

No.

Go ahead.

When you, thanks for the dinner tonight in Vegas.

It was great to see you for your birthday, man.

Yeah.

And it wasn't my birthday.

Oh.

Is it your sober birthday?

It was.

I don't think you were aware of it.

No, I wasn't.

I thought it was your actual birthday.

I have a video of you.

I know.

A girl that brought you the cake and everything.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I forgot to put it up.

I'm just sitting there in a restaurant in Vegas, all of a sudden, a big cake with a bunch

of candles.

And everyone's happy birthday.

You did that for me.

And they played like a traditional music, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

To you.

To you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Boom.

Boom.

Boom.

You seen that funk, the funk monks or whatever.

It's like a band.

It's like there's monks that are willing to be funky or whatever.

Yeah, I don't know.

I'm not aware of it.

They're the funk monks right there.

Yeah.

Oh, those are the funk monks.

I think so.

Funk monks.

Do you know them?

Huh?

No.

Oh.

But damn, they look fun.

God, do they ever?

Yeah.

It's a big band, too.

It's like the white jab walkies.

There's one black guy.

You got to have one.

Oh, you got.

Do you?

Do you need one black?

And Jamal on the horns.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Save us, Jamal.

Boom.

Boom.

Boom.

That's good.

Ladies and gentlemen, the funk monks.

Funk monks.

That's a good horn.

Dude, I want to...

Did you ever see that baby, dude?

I forgot to even ask you.

What baby, man?

Um, you're actually...

You're ex...

He's saying, if you met your Eccalaula's baby yet.

I'm translating.

Did you ever meet it?

Yeah.

You did?

Many times.

Wow.

I play with it.

Really?

He bites the face.

ぐ for me when you hold it like man.

What are you doing, man?

Why are you fucking coming around here doing that?

Is there any time when you put it in your little arms?

I do.

And you say, you know, you're doing...

It could have been.

Yeah.

What could have been?

Do you think there's any...

He was left over in there and...

As some of it got in that baby.

Oh, Bob, yes.

That's him, over, Bobby.

Yeah.

That's part of this.

Whoa, my sperm is low.

Big cling.

It's slow, too.

It clanged to the ovaries for years.

Yeah.

He came back to me.

and jumped in the other sperm, grabbed the tail.

All right.

Here we go.

Like a little rick sperm, like a rick sperm.

Oh yeah, I was like, yeah, a rick sperm, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

So maybe there's some of my stuff in there.

You ever looking the eyes of the kid

and do you think about that?

Yeah, one of them is like this.

No, stop it.

What?

Don't deflect.

Don't deflect what?

Tell us the truth.

You look at the kid ever and you go, look at that.

I'm kind of honest, I'm a little bit of me right there.

Well, you know, well, you wouldn't, you want to get real?

Let's get real.

Yeah.

Yeah, let's get real.

Um, I'm alone late at night, you know what I mean?

And you ever look at pictures of the kid when you're alone, sometimes.

And I go, um, what could have been?

I, I, I think I made some mistakes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Funk monks.

Let's get real.

Let's get real.

Sorry.

Sorry about that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And so that was the thing that we're not really, um, I regret.

Well, you were also saving up your urine in a lot of jugs around the home, I know.

I know.

I know some people call that doomsday prepping, but I'm like, I don't know.

Yeah.

What's the, what is the, for what party?

There was a collector's item for him.

It was more of like a, what's ambiance?

Yeah, it's ambiance.

Yeah.

Because when the sun goes through it, it has a glare.

Yeah.

That's a show you saw.

That's a show you saw something.

That's all it is.

A spicy show you.

Yeah, we go to jang with love. Oh, go to jang good reference. Don't you jang with love? Yeah, yeah, but there are moments where you have that thing where it's like yeah

That I could have a fight of just got my ducks in a row, you know

Yeah, but that's life and you keep going yeah, you keep going good reference

Um, but you know what I learned if I would have hung my ducks correctly in the window. I could have still been with her that could have been my kid

You like duck man

It's too it's too gamey for me. I've had duck net still oily

The the the meat. I've never had duck body. I've had duck net. You have I've had duck neck. I've never had duck body duck neck

What's duck neck man duck neck

Duck neck catch. I mean, it's it's in the title pretty much. Yeah duck neck

Duck neck

So um you eat the neck of the duck there it is

It's like sausages. Oh, you can really eat the neck. Oh duck neck. Yeah hot spicy duck

You ever any exotic animals. What if you're somebody that eats a lot of necker you called a

Go ahead go ahead a necker. Yeah

No, you're not or you look that up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh necka

Nika back up. Yeah, my bad. He'd be neckin dude. How have you guys been feeling man? The show's been doing so great

It's like you guys is

Did has it cemented you guys his friendship differently? He's had a crazy question. I'm not just making things silly

No, that's true. No, it's good. Yesterday or what the other day we shot our six-year anniversary

Pretty huge we did six years. We're kind of nuts. We didn't think we'd continue

He can't do it

This lexapro this lexapro side gotta be we've seen positive usually you don't have a ton of energy. I think yeah

It's all this on the cellular level

Yeah, I just I know only it to exist

Yeah, um, I had a dream that my dude. I had a dream. Oh, I just saw hexal Ridge thinking of speaking of that. Yeah, yeah

Good movie

What were your dreams? Yeah, what were you? That's what I meant. I had a dream that um we went camping me you and my brother

Whoa, let's go. Yeah, yeah, and then my brother was making too much noise. That sounds right. Yeah, yeah

And then he woke you up and then you faked yelled at him

What do you mean you pretended that you were sleeping right? I knew of the bit you were gonna do

Right, and I go and it was really mad if you wake him up

I knew that you were still awake but pretending to sleep right and you didn't an extra you know me in snap

Oh, good right and a freaked him out and then he ran out of the tent. He Bob. Yeah

Hey, Bob

Why is Andrew so angry Bob? Yeah, so good. Yeah, Andrew. I mean

What do you do he left it was just you and me? Yeah, and then you and I and then you and I both laughing then I woke up

That's a nice dream. Don't you eat? I eat one peas and it yeah, why do peas and dreams? Because otherwise you would pee in the dream

Yeah, but life was so good when you peed in the dream when you used to ride that bitch

You're like I'm staying in here. Yeah, and in your dream everybody's like whoa. It's kind of just pee in everywhere

You know

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that kind of means it bro. Yeah, I've spitting my dream one time and I woke up

spit all over I really I felt like something was in my mat like I must have been stuffy and in my dream I just

And I spit and then I woke up all over my pillow

I was spit and I thought that's so fun to do that in your dream and it to be happened in real life

It just feels good, but do you know when you're dying to drink we really die in real life

Just they say wait is that true guys impossible? Yeah in the matrix and the matrix if you die in the dream you die in real life

So it's got to be real

Because we're living in the matrix. Are we not does anything feel real lately?

No, dude, bro, not at all. Yeah, so I think this is

Wait, no, everything's going well. Yeah, yeah, nobody's living in complete fear. Yeah

I just take a day by day, you know my pal. Oh, yeah, that's all you can do man. That's what I'm doing

I say that a couple of us is ago

No, but there's nothing you do is so we do have to monitor it. Yeah, what you repeat things. Yeah, yeah, shorts are memory loss

You think so yeah, that's what is that a side effect Alexa Pro? Yeah, yeah, let's do a symbol

Can you do a symbol like a hand single symbol? Yeah, I'll do that do this

When I've said something before okay, yeah, do something like that very subtle something like that. Yeah, yeah, that's just point your eyebrow real subtle

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's very good. Okay, so did I say that?

Oh, yeah, that's no, that means no, yeah, yeah picture lips. What's the lip thing? So this is no. Oh, yeah, yeah

That's hungry

Yeah, what does this mean? I know this means something. Yeah, that's like it

You know, I mean you went back in the 40s the black people on stage

Jaztime

Yeah back in the day. I haven't seen that

Jaz hands. Jaz hands. Jaz hands. I should have said that

Yeah, yeah, Jaz hands dude

Oh, yeah, you have inside of before. Yeah, dude. This is awesome. Did I never been on here?

This is your yeah, cuz I asked you to never been on the show

I don't know. I didn't even I swear to God. I waited. We've been trying and now we're here

We'll be trying. Well, I think yeah for I mean since I moved away

It'll just touch it's been tougher. You know, and then it's having to do the do your own show

You know how it is. Oh my god. Yeah, you're on shows the nightmare. We do miss you a lot

I think about you all the time. Yes, I really do and I go I wish to you because we saw you more often

Yeah, we did yeah back in the good old days and you're the only only guys that have moved away

That I kind of miss

Who else moved away that you don't miss go ahead. No, I miss. I see there was a lot of them that it's blatantly obvious

I mean, you're the ones you're the one that is in my mind the most

Oh, that's nice you to say man. Yeah, um, yeah, I forget about so what I don't forget about what some of those days are

Like I forget about some of the times at the store and stuff. I definitely long for it. I think

um

Yeah, you have that in Nashville at zany's or something

Mm-hmm. You don't have like a club thing in in the city that you go to. No, they're the only club

Yeah, good as any sometimes and there's another place they're city wine restaurants

We'll try to stop over there and make a show happen and zany's has a lab now too so you can do like just a

You know, I got a show there coming up. I got a couple shows in like the next month coming up

So that's gonna be good. You can just pop in or no

Yeah, you can but they have like booked acts and so oh, that's right

You know, sometimes you don't want to show up at somebody show and they have a full green room and now you're in their space and there um

But

Also, I was just on tour. I was out it was like a lot of times when I was out when I was doing shows

It was just out of town so it was like when I was home

I was just kind of trying to relax or podcast. So yeah, it was like the past couple years was just it was just very busy

You know, it's busy. You can take some time or no. Yeah, well right now. I don't have much touring

I mean, I'm putting some shows back up now because we're gonna retake my comedy special in a couple like a month or so

Your scrap in the old one

Yeah, I think we might just we may I don't know. We just want to have a better shot at it, you know, I'm sure

How many did you shoot the last time we shot two we shot same day load in same day

There was just like I mean we talked about it. I don't know if we we talked about it. Yeah

I already talked to my bottom person. He's on the floor. Yeah, it was just like a lot

You know, it was just like a it was just a crazy time and so I think it was just too much to try to do something

But I know also want to get it good

It's like, you know, I've worked hard on it. I want to get it at least to where I feel like hey, this is the best that I can serve it

Yeah, yeah, where were you gonna film this time?

I don't know. We were looking at eerie, but the uh because I love that theater there when I performed there really but um

eerie weather. Yeah, the weather is a is uh

Is might be putting it out of there. It's eerie, Pennsylvania until I think maybe we're looking at also at Jacksonville

Jacksonville is also in is in Florida

Carlos typed in eerie, Indiana

What's funny? You have three white guys over there who obviously conquerors of land

But they don't know where anything is

So but yeah, we're trying to figure it out. So but it's all good

Well, yeah, so that's it Netflix

Yeah

Yeah, we did we didn't do Netflix. They don't they didn't want us around. Yeah, they said no thanks to us

But you guys did Hulu Hulu Hulu, which is great

Yeah, it is something new spread it out. Yeah, we're trying and what is the what's your call Bobby?

Finally

Isn't that good?

Yeah, finally

It's time. It's about you like it or no

Virio

Yep, no, be real be real be real be real like it. I was just thinking if I like it and I do

Yeah, you got to give them second to think about what it give me some other suggestions the names you might call it if it was you have finally

That's we talked about final Lee. Yeah, I thought I thought finally like finally yeah, like fine. Yeah, it's got fine. Yeah

Hmm

Sorry, I didn't even laugh there. That's the thing to have

And then Lee at the end got it steves brother steves brothers. Oh, that's a good one. Steve's brother

Yeah, what's your mom's name? Oh, Jeannie. Jeannie's boy dude. My mom's Gina

Oh

Why not we should put them together somewhere

Yeah, we should put the only way to respond to what he said. Oh, why not?

Why not? Yeah, dude. We should put them together somewhere. Why not? Do what? Huh? Be around each other

Are really yeah, you said you're absorbed out of energy, huh? Is it? Yeah, just absorb absorb each other's inner

Didn't you say steves out to live with your mom now, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why did he move out there?

Because I need an eye on her

What is she up to uh

Some dark stuff man like put him in like espionage or what? No, she's all night long Epstein files just five in the morning

She's sitting right the eating people

Oh demon state

What why so much pizza? Yeah, yeah, so much pizza all the time

Yeah, Lindsey Graham game

Oh

And I want to say shout out to my my producers Zach powers. It's here today too. He can shout out to Zach

Zach's back. Yeah, how's she guys? Zach popping on camera real fast. Just say what's up

Just look into the campus. Yeah, move him a cone out of the way. Hey, what up? There's the man

Yeah, there he is

How long you been producing man, and his girl just got laid off. Oh, yeah, really?

That's not to clap for country in the world

That's country in the world. Yeah, thanks. Uh oracle

Zach, you're good. How you feeling? I'm good. We just potted today. We're chilling. Okay. Good. Yeah. Who'd you pile with?

Chris hymns were Australian. Oh really? Yeah, wow

Wow a smart guy trapped in a good looking guy. Oh my god. What happened? What a bummer

I was I thought it was just you know, and it just judge you know

You see a guy that's that much of a you know a handsome-ish guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude

Handsome so smart cool like just talking about like

Just stuff like it was a valuable chat. I needed to have it today

You ever noticed like that when you're in those moments. You're like god dude. Things are so

Oh my god off or something and then somebody's like they are and it's just like you have the you have whatever comes in the

That's the perfect you know, it's a perfect comment. I want to live in that little space between it's fucking you know

His stomach right there. What are those little happy trail? Yeah, I want to live in that gap

I'm so happy. Don't you know, it's so funny about this guy doesn't work out

He doesn't all genetics. Wow. He says he refuses to go to the gym. He channels a gym now. He does meditation. It was brain

Yeah, it's brilliant. He has a $60 a month membership for a channeling gym

The mental gym like when we had Zach Zach affron on right and when you really see a real good looking guy

It's crazy because sometimes you know, I'm around you and if I don't want to see a good looking guy for a while

Right, I go. Oh, it feels very good looking but then once I see Zach and then I look at you. I go. Oh, it feels ugly

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's a disrespectful thing to say. You know what?

Let me just say this man. Oh god

Oh, this happens on this show too

Yeah, let me let me just say this man. Okay. I want to say this right for comedian man

Right, you're very handsome. Mm-hmm, and you too. Mm-hmm. You know, Andrew is better looking than me. How about this? Yeah, how about this? Yeah, how about this if you think he's ugly

you are

Fill in the blank

Bottom

Feeder disaster. You you really think about yourself that way. This is my you you're the one that gave up the scenario

My point is why are you putting him down? Don't you find beauty in yourself and in Theo?

I'm trying to create funny, you know

Yeah, good. Do it. Yeah. Yeah. I would show the create something new being mean to him

You just being mean. I took him. I mean, I know how luck I've seen myself a lot

No, you know, let's let's let's let's go back. Can we go back a little bit? Huh? Can we go back a little bit? I don't think so, but yeah

You know, I apologize. Oh, sorry. Ronnie Chang is calling me right now

Oh, dude. Oh our dog. Wow. That's our boy. Who's that? Huh? It just says oh good looking Asian

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No, I mean look at let's look at the Asian comics all right

Ronnie can all these people Nancy Scott. Yeah, Nancy Scott retina. That's a good one. He's got deep cut

Uh, so fuck uh Randall park. Where am I in that group?

We're dead center

Yeah, I'm dead center. I will say this when I saw about when I was like I was in Las Vegas

And I'd never seen Bobby in the wild before right. Mm-hmm. I've seen Bobby in contained environments podcast or comedy right

And Bobby somebody's like Bobby's in Las Vegas and I was like

Why would happen, you know, was there like was there a plate shift? Did something

How did he get over here? You know, I'm saying I'm like was did I walked did actually move

Move his bed over here like what traveling is allowing just people to sleep and travel at the same time

And uh, they're like he's here and I texted him and he's like yeah, I'm gonna come meet up

And I was so excited dude. Yeah, just to see you in like a

This living like your life dude like I just feel like

Your attitude over the last few years to me has just been like more

I'm gonna get out and I'm gonna take advantage of things and I'm just gonna say yes to doing stuff

You know, yeah, and I feel like it's been a lot more outgoing. Do you think that to end or is that just no?

He has been a little bit more time. It's it's all firing to me, man

Well, cuz he's the single thing has helped even though I'm not a good-looking guy whatever

It's still as an ugly guy you understand

Yeah, as an ego. Yeah, he's been getting more

Because he's single girls have been making him more active dude

And I saw you with the UFC and they put you in like kind of this bad the um the special needs

Sorry, I did it and it was it was still you got it was awesome. I couldn't even go to his I we I couldn't even go to your section

Yeah, I heard yeah, they dragged me out of there

But I couldn't go to yours unless I had a neck brace on

Yeah, I had to rope like Vaseline all over my arms at neck

Yeah, I'd be like oh, it's so hot in here. I know to go over there to get that section

But it was so crazy. I'd never seen anybody get right where they come out right along the railroad

That was amazing. Yeah, yeah, you were right there when they came out when they came out

It was sick. I tried to high five no one high five. No, yeah, yeah

Rose Nama Eunice. I tried to high five and she was shit

Why did they come out with their eyes closed? Yeah, they were feeling it maybe yeah

She was coming out like this and I put my hand out and it mits like this much cool

Yeah, that's close though. Yeah, that's pretty close. Yeah, it was pretty cool

But um the reason why I went to Vegas is because um I was like

I got to do something

Because I had done the special before the weekend before I was like I got to

Not go up all the time and just like do something so I asked Joe for tickets and I went and uh

It was so much fun. Well, Joe didn't give you those you bought them on ticket master

But Joe gave you he said you had a link to ticket master

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I paid money. He was called Rogan 15

15% off. Yeah, it's stuff up. Yeah, I always put 750 dollars

Well, let's see, it's but um

But having dinner with I didn't know you're in town

So having dinner with you that night and walking around with you afterwards

Basil was there. You guys love each other. Yeah, yeah, he's the best the biz. Yeah

You still touring with him

Yep, whenever we go out like whenever we go on a big tour again next year probably we'll do it. Who's busy?

Tim

Tourman is a guy where it's same hat as you oh the tall guy. Yeah tall guy. Yeah, you guys are always pushing each other

Pushing I have video you guys and mold include it. No, um I have countless hours. You guys pushing against

I know we probably push. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what is that guy invite sent

Yeah, yeah, you try and hit everybody kind of in the packer and then run off or whatever yeah like a kid

Yeah, yeah, you started. Yeah, he'll play with you, but you started. I do start

I don't think anyone's ever started it with you. Yeah, I like the fire. You do. Yeah, that's good

Yeah, that's your new specialty my light the fire and back in the caveman days the Koreans

Right and the Korean would go and light the fire you were the lighter fire. Yeah, you think somebody just

What people would light their um

Like what do you think was like an early comedian trick that somebody would do in like a caveman

fart fart into like fart no fire to make it puff up a little bit

For sure, they were so risky then

Worth the laugh 100. Yeah, it's a good laugh back a little firefighter

Yeah, they were the laugh lose their mind. Yeah, evidence suggests that they do we did have a laughing

Similar laughter patterns. We would copy each other's laughs

Look at that

Laughter and pre-primates involved sounds made during tickling and playful interaction. You'd be a tickler

You would 100 oh my god be ticking gear all kinds of animals. Yeah

You're a tickler dude. I would tickle everything. I didn't sleep last night

I'll come back. He's out legs approach to some nights. I'm once I'm on

Escatala pram or something so generic. Will you mind looking that up? Please brother. Hey, he's played basketball with that guy

Escatala pram

He could hoop that kids crossover was not generic standards. Escatala pram. It's called

How long have you been on it? I've been on I think for 17 16 years wrong

But I've been I swissed some other ones. Oh, yeah, and yes sometimes I get to a point where I don't know if they're working

It feels like something's like kind of going wrong and it feels like they're not working anymore

Sometimes I'll try to take breaks and get off

So um, but for the majority of time I've been on I've been on something. Yeah, wow for a while

It's kind of crazy that we stand on that long. It's like you would think you go in for something and it's like a problem

But then 17 years later it's still you know, like you're still wearing like a leg brace or whatever duct tape holds up

You know, I mean, you know, I mean like it's if it works. It works. That's a good point actually

That's a good way to look at it too like I just think if it if it if it if it's not

If it's if it's helping and not hurting. I mean for you, I think you should change

Do you think so already? I switched to something else. Oh, he's doing boy. Yeah

Give me some notes since the beginning

Hmm the boys will tell you yeah tell me I think it feels like maybe or maybe it's maybe it's bumping up against the

Vagovie or whatever

I think they're good. I think they're they're in are you on gLP ones? He is yeah, yeah, no, he's on sorry. He's on

We go be oh

Yeah, we switch. Yeah, we switch. I think they're bumping heads on there that SSRI and Vagovie are going toe-to-toe you think so

Yeah, it sounds going on whett rattled and around in that brain. Yeah, and probably the riddle and two that also doesn't help

Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's the one where your spit tastes like meat or whatever that's one?

Yeah, yeah, you clear your throat. It tastes like it's like a meat taste. Yeah, I heard of that. I don't know

Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you so um something. Oh plant packs love it packs love it. Yeah, yeah

Packed love it. Yeah, yeah, that's a good one

That's a great side effect. Oh, yeah, meat meat taste. Mm-hmm packs love it. I'm gonna take a step back

Take it in. No, I think you should go in

I don't know what you're doing. I think you go further

No

You want to see I think it resets back. Oh, yeah, you guys go on. I'll interject look look look look look look at that road down there

Yeah, that road where does it go? Oh, let's go down it bar style. Let's go. I'm going to bar style

That's what I'm saying. Take a ride. Yeah, yeah, you're having fun. You're already there

Yeah, who's that turning point? Uh-huh. That's an attorney point. I've never heard that song in my life

Um, I've never heard that in my entire life dude

What would you say body? How did what is your magnet like a roll so you get in a movie right and it's a big movie

It's like what is the role that gets you to a level?

We're like wow that guy is the Daniel Day Lewis of our time kind of you know

We were okay. I'm a roll that like Daniel Malay Lewis right right um

I'm the guy a movie about the guy that made a discovered gunpowder in China

Right and and I'm sitting around

Right, everyone's like you're like what is it buddy? What is it buddy? Right and go

We can make guns out of this agonol file walk. Oh, the fucking firework the king of fireworks

Got some of that bang sand on him

You did the dialogue David you could write it, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah together

You shouldn't have to write yourself, but it was Chinese alchemist that did it. Yeah

Tang Dynasty y'all are the ones that started guns

I Chinese discovered gunpowder and what they did was if they if they

Did made guns? They would have ruled the world, but they didn't they made it they did other things with it

What were they doing with it? It's called gunpowder

I don't know putting it in food. Yeah

I like oh this is better. Yeah, it owns chicken. No, um, but then look they would eat it and then it's blast off against the wall

But they wouldn't figure it out

But the Europeans are the ones that used you know me use the gunpowder and made weapons out of it. Yeah, you guys are doing just fine

I think they did stick it in sticks and they did you know me use it as a weapon as you know what I would have done

Yeah, put some wet stuff on a stick. Yeah, put some gunpowder on it. Yeah against the wet stuff hit somebody really hard

With the gunpowder. Yeah snap

That is look at those history gunpowder first

Gun arrow. Yeah, that's what they used to use a garrow. That's a firework. Yeah

Yeah

Oh, so you guys used to celebrate and then some asshole came along and is like you want to celebrate

How about a funeral? Yeah, yeah, and he just shot somebody with it

They used to be a weapon and then they thought it'd be fun when they killed someone for color to come out

So they would shoot someone with it and then you'd get wow

Exploded with color as a celebration of your death. Look at that. That's an incredible that it's the original canon

That's incredible. That's Paul Schien's back in the day if you look at that photo actually super close

And that's a that's an early curveball. Yeah, I don't think I'm that good of an actor to be Daniel Daly was that's right

Yeah, I don't know

I think you are if you had the right right so much of it is like you've got to get the right role in somebody has to see how you can operate Bob

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you'd be good. I mean what what about you do it by yourself Bobby. Yeah

You think you guys could wear an Oscars. No, what the fuck? No, that's what I'm saying. No, I don't ever need to act again

Yeah, how about you you think you wouldn't ask her? No, Bobby

You're the actor you've done way more acting than any of us. Yeah, I know. I think you've done more no

You must have done more well. I'm done. So I'm done too. We're both done. We're out. Yeah. I'm gonna do tires

Stamp our card. Oh, yeah, he's doing two episodes of Shane show you are yeah, what about Tom Sawyer?

Yeah

What about him? I played Huckleberry Finn in a play. You did? Yeah, yeah

Yeah, and who was your best photo on my Instagram, but who was your best friend? What Tom Sawyer?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I remember um, I played Huckleberry Finn

Huckleberry oh there you are

Talked about it. Yeah, cute Huckleberry Finn then every time I walk out the whole audience with laugh

Yeah

Yeah, just because you were so sweet and cute

Yeah, yeah, there you are. There's your bowl. There's your buddy. Yep me and Ian Edwards

Do you know about where I can get

I got I got something for you and then you get off the new Brennan's there's like

Yeah

Yeah, he's mr. Notes, huh? Well, he's a bravest. I mean, he's so like he loves the art so much, you know

He's just like I got some for you and usually it's always good. It's always good

It's always good. Yeah, and then he cares to do it sometimes. I'll be I'll listen to him

I'm like here's a tag and I'll just put it on my notes or whatever. Yeah, and then I'll just never tell him. Yeah

Yeah, well, we'll get afraid to tell him sometimes you're like

I don't know if they would want me to say anything. Yeah, if I'm cool enough with him

I think I sometimes I do it, but then sometimes I think it's not that good of a tag anyway, fuck it

But they might have wanted it. You should have given just try just give it to him. Yeah, especially coming from you

I take it I would take all of them

You know what I do now is when comics you mean notes normally like you're for years

I'd be like okay. I'll try

Now just tell me you have a note for me. I got a note. Nope. Oh, okay

I just won't do it unless it's someone that's superior. Neil. I'll do it. You know, I mean if there's a

Someone you really respect you would do. Yeah, but when some like open micer comes up to me and goes, hey man

I got some notes. I haven't done a lot. What open micers doing that a lot. Yeah, that's wild. No one gives you notes

I have dormant. Everyone give me notes. No, yeah, I don't think yes. No, nothing you're doing is working

So let me they say that no, no, no one's giving me notes. I mean, I'm sure they probably have comments about it

But no one's come up to me like hey, can I you ever get notes from like just strangers?

um

I don't think so. I don't know. I might

It's usually from if anything I don't know someone that came to the show sometimes. Oh, yeah, that's happened

Yeah, but they go you know what I really like this. I probably do probably what I might yeah, yeah

But I've never given anyone a note

No, have you? Yeah, I mean a friend. Yeah, you have

Yeah, I have what are you selling it? What are you fucking encyclopedia like you're a detective suddenly to easy? Yeah, definitely

I like it like all right, you just like a little landed on

Plymouth rock. It's not a big event or dude. Yeah, sometimes. Yeah, yeah, I'm never half

Dude, I'm trying to think what is that role that you're in that's like get you to that crazy like academy award

Webby I think it could be something uh, the webby spider-man the story of your life

You know, I just kind of just get skied off your hands from jerking off at night. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, spider-man

Spider-man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't kill the spider. I must buy the man

It's a spider in the spider-man. You're just a tiny spider in someone's home. Yeah, spider-man

I think it could be for you would be like um

Your story of your life. Yeah. Oh, I play myself story of a little

Korean man who grew up in in San Diego around amongst all these goofy whites. Yeah, and you made it out alive

Eating doo-doo's with the dunes to know. Yeah

Eating doo-doo's who thought with the people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it could be your life

What about the guy that invented kimchi who's that guy? Yeah, who is that bring that guy up? You

You could have done that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if it's probably a woman, huh?

invented by a spider-man, but the ancient Korean people so the kimchi we get to make up the story

That's the best part. Oh, yeah, yeah, you become the guy who started the kimchi revolution. You began kimchi. Oh, yeah

Yeah, yeah, okay

Well, let's pick it up Cho Cho. Yeah, Cho Cho. No, Cho Cho. Cho Cho. Sorry. Yeah, yeah

Cho Cho, the kimchi cowboy kimchi cowboy. Yeah, I live on a beach the king of kimchi

Yeah, yeah, no, no, and I'm on a farm and I pick up some cabbage

Oh, what do we do with these? No, it went bad. It already went bad. Oh, it went bad and all your cabbage is bad now

Something's going on something is going on. Yeah, right and people are like oh, just throw it away, right?

They throw it into the ocean. I don't know. He's throwing it into a vinegar thing

Yeah, yeah, that's it. I go no

We still go poor put it in the ground

Right put some vinegar. I don't know how they make kimchi. Soy sauce. How do they make kimchi dude?

I mean you should learn this is your past. Yeah, I don't make it at home. I don't have a home kit

You make a home kit. What do you mean wait right now? Yeah, you don't I don't know how it's made wow

Yeah, yeah, look at how he can make you some of it. Yeah

What do you have to do you prep and salt the cabbage you wash and drain it and then you make the paste and a large

So you do all yeah go

Gochugaru garlic ginger onion fish sauce and sugar for a thick red paste you stir it all in there

Then you put it in there and you ferment it right you pack the glass jar tight

Pressing down get all the air out and then you wait for fermentation

You let the jar set at room temperature for one to five days one to five days isn't it?

Yeah, what while the more five the more days the more fermentation

Once it smells sour and tastes to your liking then you put it in the refrigerator

It'll continue ferment slowly in the last for months

But whoever created this didn't this isn't the first time he tried it

This is like fucking a hundred years of trying different ways. Well, we got to figure out the

Yeah, there's no way someone it would got that right the first time oh Koreans are pretty smart

Yeah, so what is this? What did you have to put it into ferment it in glass? What did you use?

What did you use like a light bulb or something? What did you originally ferment? It had to be a glass

Yeah, something in the story. Yeah, something in the story that you took the air out of it and you were able to put the cabbage in something

Would you put it in? Well, there must have been jars, right? We had jars

Oh jars of clay remember that band

Yeah, rain rain on my face. Yeah, what about this? What about this? I about this up

What a raining for me. We use jars as trash cans, right? So then I was just let's throw it away

You worked for the trash company. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I worked for the trash company right and I took the cabbage and threw it in the

Their jars the trash cans, right? Yeah, and then um

I threw away salt, too. Where did we get trash can? Yeah, yeah, let's throw a salt. We threw

All the ingredients. We're just throwing it away. Were you taking you were taking salt from the ocean? Yeah, yeah, let's throw it away

Okay, yeah, put in the trash can yeah the greedy ocean have too much salt

Here we go, right what else is in it

Well, it's water throw water away. We have too much water. We throw it away, right? What does fish sauce? No one needs fish sauce

We have too much of fish sauce in the village, right?

Throw it away. We're throwing all of it away. What else is in there?

Garlic and we're way too much garlic here. You're throwing everything away. Oh wait

We put it in the trash can, right? And we just and the trash guy doesn't pick it up for a long long time

One to five days. Yeah, it sounds like even longer. Oh, wow. Yeah for a couple of months

And then I walked out of my hut and I go

God the trash man, that fucking copy of two months

We threw all this stuff away, right? And then I go out I go I bet I put you money and I open up the lid

Yes, and it's like on it's like on breath of the wild whenever you open ever it's like

And you cook your meal. Yeah, and you cook your meal ready

And then look down. I go don't look delicious. Yeah, right? Well, you're starving. You've been eating days. Oh, yeah

I haven't eaten in days. There's a famine. Yeah, there's a famine. Yeah, there's a famine going on. It's a cabbage famine

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Everyone's like where did all the cabers go right Bobby threw it away

Where's all the garlic and the fish sauce you threw it away right then I open it up and I look down and I go

I'm so hungry. I'm gonna eat this garbage right so I stick my hand in there

I pull it out. I take a bite. I go

Man, you're delicious. And that's the end of the movie. You think so? Yeah. Yeah. No. No. Why do you always end it? No, no, start it

That's the beginning. That's the beginning. I like because there's a there's a sequel dude. What's going on in the sequel?

Well, yeah, there's not a sequel. Yeah, yeah, soy sauce. I discovered soy sauce. Oh

That was you too. Yeah, it's the same guy

Right? Yeah

And orange chicken is the third one

That one you definitely did. Yeah, yeah. What do I do with all these oranges and

Chicken

Yeah, that's the third one, right? I have

Right. This is chicken. He has an orange stuck in his throat. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you see oranges, right?

Yeah, I have to eat it anyway. And then a car hit him. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, so you know, this is so that's where I the third one the orange chicken one's where I wear my Oscar

We got a call in that flicks. I think some of this stuff

You will win an Oscar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And the Academy of War goes to orange chicken Bobby Lee

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Your own legend is Andy Cowell still alive. He's on that Panda Express to heaven, dude. Yeah

One stop. That's not real Andy Cowell was one of 11 people who died in shooting massacre at a dance studio in Monterey Park, California

January 21st. No, that is not real. There's no way that is not real

Yeah, people didn't like it

It is real, dude. That's a Andy dive with a night of love. That's not real. That's the same guy that invented orange chicken got popped you as 72 at the time it looks like

Well, what?

Mom, somebody didn't like it. It always gives me heartburn

That's not good. It's good. It's so good. I love orange chicken. All right, especially you don't know about it and somebody gives it somebody like

Give it to you. You don't know about it. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. I'll take some compound. I like Kung-Pow

Well, if I ever have amnesia, take me to get orange chicken, dude

All right, all right, right back up. Well, no, just because there's no better feeling than that first time that you get introduced to orange chicken

Yeah, remember you didn't know about it and then you knew about it. Yeah

Yeah, use your life. Mine is August 6th 1987 orange chicken day orange chicken day. That's when I knew about it

Oh, yeah, yeah, when do you when do you know about it? When's my D day? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's

It was probably around the same time I would bet. Yeah, yeah, I cried probably the mall April 14th 2024

Oh recently took me a minute. Yeah, I took you a minute. I mean the old Easter orange. Yeah, you're orange

So you had never heard about it before then heard never ingested right knew it existed never was interesting

Yeah, and then when you did it what I've been a Kung-Pow guy for years

But I yeah, yeah, we'll dive a little bit of orange. Yeah, a little bit here and there. Yeah, what's the one?

With the cashews and other peanuts or something. Yeah, that's that's that's that's cow-pump

Kung-Pow that's Kung-Pow. Kung-Pow that's good. Yeah, Kung-Pow is great. That's good. It's named after ding bazohan. Yeah

The king dynasty official and governor of the Sichuan province. Yeah, Gong-Bow

That's a name that we don't use that much thing Gong-Bow

What do you mean ding? Yeah, things a great name. I know, but we don't see a lot of people

More dogs and ding yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. What about rent? Oh, it's like Rambo. What if you did a Rambo? Oh

You know, could I say something I asked about this my agent but that training montage is not two hours long

There's no training montage in Rambo

Yes, there is in this version. Well, he's saying he's got a you have to justify it for the fans. Yeah, somehow

Yeah, they're gonna need I did calls my agents maybe many years ago

I go is there any way we could I can be in a Rambo I this is real

You just you just take him out and just put me I mean every scene right

But I changed the dialogue and this and that like in the beginning when you remember the cop is in the car

Whatever and he sees Rambo and I come up to the you know he comes up to me

And go hey, where's the bathroom? You know like change the dialogue. Yeah, you have to get the rights for the thing

You wanted to be Rambo. Yeah, yeah, but in a comedy way

Right, well, explain myself with just you know me Rambo was kind of a comedy. Yeah, and then of itself. Look at that. It's hilarious

Or Rambo Rambo

Yeah, Rambo we change it

You know, I don't know dude. I you're from the Pacific Ram

Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Rambo Rambo

Just ribbo is back. We fell off that cliff. Oh, yeah, who Rambo?

Oh

Rimbo's always falling off clips

Most of the movies is him and I see you

Yeah, that cliffhanger that was oh, that is a guess looking thing ever if you don't think that picture is him trying to meet a guy somewhere

What is that you're doing down there? Come up here and climb with me. He's just waiting for Alex Honel to pull up on him

He's waiting for Jared Leto to just scurry up after him. Have you had Honel on your show?

I feel like you know he would do your show though. I can't believe we did that tie pay tower

Now if you do that, I do you see it. We talked about it right. Yeah, this or this. We watch it. We talked about it. Okay. I saw some of it

It's fine. Yeah, yeah, he lived he lived. Yeah, I was actually at a place on somebody said it somebody else who was a rock

I'm like it just letting you know he lived and like all good

I mean that is the number one concern. Yeah, what ended up how far can you go up the building?

Woo

Probably tell us see some tits in a window

I'm ordering a sprite at that point. Yeah, I um, I sat on a plane. Sorry. Go ahead. Go. You sat on a plane too

Um, Dante Filipino actor. Oh, no. Yeah, he was in a hook. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I like that great guy Rufio

He played Rufio. Oh, great guy. Yeah, I have a story. So he has like 19 brothers. He has 19 brothers. He's got a lot of brothers

Dante Bosco the Boscos

He's got like two of the brothers. I exaggerate

But I remember do I remember in commercial auditions back in the day

I was always against his whole family. Oh, when it's an Asians. It was him. It was the Bosco

Dude, that could be a movie Bobby versus the Bosco

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and they book all the Panda Express Act. Yeah, yeah, but sometimes I would beat them

Yeah, god, god, I beat the fucking Boscos. Yeah, that's how it is

But who did you used to go up against when you were auditioning?

Dude, I was the I would get over there. I'd be furious at the drive over there. I was late. I would always like

Leave my shit in the car. I'd be practicing and shit. Oh my god. I get in the room

I was too scared to talk sometimes that I'm one time I'm open the window and then I was like

Can you open the other window? I was like I just couldn't even speak or whatever and I just was too nervous to even talk

I know it's the worst. I would start saying I was just like I was so bad. I don't know any like

I don't think it was ever anybody in a hallway where I was like

Oh, we're in for this same thing or if it repeatedly happened

I don't think so. I don't I there wasn't enough that I went out for like regularly

Yeah, you know one time I saw Ian Edwards in the waiting room and I said what are you going out for?

And he said whatever the role was to say that's the same thing as me. So obviously they they don't know they've already booked somebody else

Oh, yeah, it's like we a skinny black guy and then a red headed

It was like what in the fuck are you guys looking for that that to me was always a signal

It's like they already gave it to a famous guy. They're waiting for him to sign

So they just have us in there to like play Kate the time so they can have a job

Yeah, I wouldn't even go be called in with Asians. I'd be called in with the other

Category yeah, yeah, so I'd be in the lobby and there's like a 9 foot 5 Nigerian guy

You know a 900 pound symbol one guy right guy from a fire

Yeah, the fire guy. Yeah, yeah

It's like the afterlife in Beetlejuice all those guys

That's what I that's what my that's what my love Bobby's audition. There's a guy with a little head

Yeah, yeah, it's waiting with the handbook. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd be like more freak care care I category. Did you love it when you went to audition when I look back on it

I've realized I didn't like it

Sometimes I if it was if it was like set up for me to win and have fun. Yeah, loved it

But if I was if you knew that you were there as a just a sheep for them to push through the line

I hated I would get so mad because I knew they weren't given it to you

They were given it to a famous person. You'd have a conversation with someone an agent or manager would be like

They already made an offer to

You know canning Tatum Josh Hudson and you're like well, what the fuck am I doing?

Now, well, they want to see other people it's like no, they don't this is just so people can have jobs

Because otherwise, it's like well, let's get lunch

So they that always made me sad because I was like one wasting everyone's time

Even if I was nice and affable and funny and good at the audition

It was like well, who gives a shit? They don't they're like, hey, but you don't think that if you were that good

They might change not in a million fucking years. I think you're right. Yeah

Those days of that old Hollywood like

Anyway saw her and she blow us away. It's like that's not a thing. They already know

Was it casting directors you get to once you meet them though and they know you they already all know

They all talk about who they want if the room was cold. I would fuck up

Oh, yeah, when I'd walk into room and they're just kind of I you know, I mean, I'd be just like I'm done

I can't do it. Yeah, Kevin has create the energy completely yourself

Like I was good at some of the talking and communicating but then when we get into the thing

I think I would just be too nervous. Yeah, I just did there was something about

You could do it now though

Yeah, now I think I would probably be a little bit more like I understand it and I would only do so

I really wanted to do you have the confidence now. I think to do well you got your own movie coming out

You don't need other people's fucking movies. Yeah, when you guys released in that you in spade in April

What's the name? Can we know the name bus boys? Bus boys boys

Bum bum bum bum. That was a fun shoot brother

Yeah, Nate Diaz is in it. That's cool too. Yeah, I met Nate through

Shane one time and sometimes he'll FaceTime me like in the middle of the night and I get nervous to answer

Because I don't know what he's gonna ask me to do like what is he gonna say I like bury a body right

Yeah, he's gonna. I just like I could just see me picking up. He's like we'll solve brother

What are you doing right now? I'm like I'm in bed

Get on a plane immediately. You know like and I have to do I would be like I have what is am I gonna? Yes? You can't say no

I can't say no to bro. That'd be a good. You can't say no to Nate Diaz

That would be a crazy movie whatever he does call me. I get I'm like fuck I got I prepare a little bit

But him and Chris Avila that's uh another fighter the um they they both came in dude

It was freaking hilarious like the whole thing was just ridiculous

But it was a it was a bit it was a good it was a good experience to learn about how to do it all

Yeah, you know, we just paid for it ourselves and like nobody would help us make it

Yeah, but when I did it right am I still in the movie? Yeah, okay

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but the reason I had so much fun is because um you guys kind of just let me do whatever I wanted to do

Oh, yeah, you were good in there. No, no, but I was just like hey, can I just do this? They're like that's when you shine

Yeah, so fun you can't you can't tie you down maybe but when they're saying no, you have to say like this

Yeah, it's hard. You have to do it like this you have to walk like this

I've had that note walk can you walk in the room different?

I'm like what well yeah, you got an interesting gate

Yeah, you're being very edgy and confident. No, I just said your stride is on you what the fuck is your problem?

You not have a weird gate. I do so what am I saying?

People have commented you walk like a GTA character. Yeah, you walk like a you walk like a

NPC I do you walk NPC. Yeah, I have to change my walk, huh?

No, no, no, okay, no, we're just joking around. Okay. Okay. No, this is real. Is it okay? Are there health concerns you do start to have Bobby? Oh, yeah

For sure my I gotta quit smoking smoking is the worst one. I can't breathe. You got back on smoking after so many years

I can't breathe and then some young lung

So you need now either trans a plant dude. Hey bro. You need a transplant. You need some young lung

Sorry, and that's very racist and I like I like I like I like yeah, I like it so good. Yeah, we're worried about COPD

Yeah, and then another thing is I don't move

That's right. Yeah, yeah, some days your bed sores. No, no, some days. I just all wake up. They're welts. They're bed well. I'll tell you my schedule

Okay, all right. I'll tell you my schedule yesterday. Bring up bring up Walberg schedule and we'll put his next to yeah

Wake up at 330 prey workout. Yeah, this is wake up go to Walbergers

Oh

230 wake up prayer time

It's insane. What is this by the way? Can I tell you? Yeah, it's real. No, it is not my hand to 30 a.m. Wake up

It's real wow telling you yeah, I had a small role in a movie with him and I and I jokingly brought it up and he was

Dead serious about it. I was like come on man. You're not up that early in the morning like be real every day

He's like every day brother. I was like come on man. And he looked he threw daggers through me like what are you talking about like you?

Oh, I think he's confident. Oh, no, he's in it. This is his shit. Okay, when he's having his meal free is when I go to sleep

And yeah, yeah, yeah, when he's yeah when I'm sleeping. That's what I'm gonna think

Mark Walberg's eating his third meal

That puts you to sleep. That's how you count that's how I see it. Yeah, wow. I love out 11 a.m. He has family time meetings work calls

At family time when it's kids are at school. That's a best

Yeah, but this is in real. Yeah, wow. It's real. Meal seven you zoom in meal seven. What is he a fucking hobbit?

Meal seven. He's a shark

Wow at four workout two

When he goes a bit at 7 30 day. I love that he works out like five times a day. I just watched um

Hacksaw Rids last night

So good you bought it up twice already. What's up with the movie? He loved the movie

It's so good. I've never seen it. I'm watching a lot of warm movies right now. Just in case things get really bad really

What's your favorite one so far Hacksaw 1917 was really good hamburger hill. I like is it good? Yeah, I like the

The of what yeah, yeah, the event was insane. Armageddon is one to watch

Armageddon just a prep. Oh, they there you go. Yeah, if we want to go back to where we belong. Yeah

Platoon let's rank them platoon probably one of the best one of the best full metal jacket

Probably first half of the movie. I think it's a great movie. Okay. I'll let her see what you ma

Yeah, yeah, that's a good war movie

Um

That's pop apocalypse band of brothers

Band of brothers is the best band of brothers. That's a great show. That's a great show. Yeah, band of brothers is so good. Yeah

Married or no ever

Yeah, yeah me too

Do you think we can get there though Bobby? I mean, look I just want to talk with his tongue because I'll talk about a lot of my show

Oh, yeah, yeah, let's talk about it. Just like you know becoming this whiny guy who's like

You know, it's like, you know, you can figure it out

But yeah, also just been busy and yeah, you you want to find somebody that's a good match

There's been a couple good girls that that I should I could have hitched on to that out that I let the I let it go

Yeah, and I didn't you know because I was focused on work. So it's all good

Yeah, I feel like

Sounds like somebody trying to convince themselves, but that's okay. We're doing good. Well, you know, it's all good

If yeah, it's all good. If you're not you you find a partner when you find a partner

I tell him that all the time he's on the hunt and I'm always like to just let it be your you've done so much

That's rainbow dude rainbow

That right there is rainbow

The kimchi king rainbow. Oh dude, he'll hide in your bushes and eat your ass

That's a rainbow dude

My only had a little bit

It's it's coming for you. Yeah, and I appreciate you guys so much dude. You'll love you brother

I love you too, man. It's been a long time. It's so fun to see you and also

How funny that we finally got you on the show. I know. I'm sorry that I haven't been in your book. No, don't be sorry

It is my fault. I always thought that you did it before. It's so crazy. Well, I've come into on tiger belly

I think the timing was just easier on certain times

It's like, you know the past four years. I lived in Nashville. So it's like the timing on when I'm here

It's just it's been tough sometimes, but we should go to Nashville for a while. Yeah, I want to I think fun out there

Yeah, yeah, I've never I've never really spent that much. We did the rhyming together, but that was great

But that was the last time was there in Carlos Carlos had himself a little bit of a night. Yeah, that's when you got

Oh, there are a lot of Asians in Nashville. Yeah, there are some liotians

Yeah, well, well

We'll start it. I could be lay ocean for a weekend. I ain't I met a Korean guy the other name day name zack

And I met a Korean girl named Emily

As of right now, Nashville Davidson makes up approximately 3%

Asian population there. There you go. You'll fit in. Okay. Yeah, it's good. Not bad

What is it here? Oh, bring your lumina or bring your lumina. What is it called?

Lumia Lumia. Yeah, yeah, bring your Lumia

What's America? Yeah, what is it here? Yeah, I mean

12% wow, yeah, don't leave. This is this is 1.5 million of you guys in in LA alone. That's right. That's wild. Yeah, you could throw a chopstick and hit one of them

And those don't go far

That's beautiful. Oh Filipinos the largest group. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we love them

Korean to the third wow and other notable groups being in me shout out to those guys

Indian and

Japanese is lower because they remain in Japan because they know that Japan is the best. Yeah hard to beat

People love Japan hard to beat all the time right now dude. We're gonna go this year in July. Maybe yeah, yeah, you should come

We should you should come

Seriously, yeah, what if we all went to Japan? That'd be fun. We got to come this way to go that way

So you might as well come say I made a documentary. Oh, I'd love that love that too, man

I'd love to go to Japan boys in Japan. Yeah, yeah, the boys go to Japan. It'll be it'll be our three amigos

Yeah, I'm d'artane. Yeah. Yeah

Okay

Okay, you should be with the sword. Okay

Okay, I want to learn how to do that. No, come on. No seriously. No, what is sacrificing? No, uh, what did he go?

um

Yeah, not hurry. Krishna. What is it?

Harry carry carry carry carry carry

Hey, he's killing himself. Yeah. Hey, there's the Japanese stabbing himself to death

comes with

Go comes go

How come, Skowl?

Yeah, yeah.

Did you see a picture of Bobby's mom there as a,

that's Bob's mom.

That was interacting days.

I see why Steve moved back.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You'd be a finisher in yourself.

Oh, I'll have the green curry, you know?

We want to thank our guests for coming on the show.

Yeah, Paul.

Dude, that's so much fun, man.

You're the best.

Yeah, I think I, yeah, I think like it's good.

I just like, yeah, sometimes I'll get in the spaces

where I isolate and stuff.

So I'm trying to like kind of take a play

out of your book, Bobby, and just like, you know,

not do that, you know?

You think sometimes that they,

that they, the getting better is in the ice.

It's like, I just need to wait, you know,

and get better, you know, but it's sometimes it's like,

no, I need to do more stuff.

Just do it.

By any way, yes, I'm sorry.

There's a long answer.

I've said enough.

You had a great time and thank you so much, dude.

And congratulations, dude.

I feel the world feels so lucky that you guys make

this show and your producers too.

This is like, people wherever I go, do you know them?

Do you know bad friends?

Do you know them?

The same with you, dude.

You know, I think we're all in the same, we're family.

And you know what I think about you is, is that I,

I almost say something real, is that there's so much

about you that I relate to.

We're very similar in so many different ways.

And so my heart really goes out to you all the time.

And what are you talking about for what?

Just same height, same look, same style.

No, just in terms of, same guy.

What?

We, my heart goes out to you.

I love you, I mean, oh yeah, just say that.

My heart goes out to you like I'm like a trap on an island

or something or fucking, like I'm an ICU.

Sorry, go ahead, I'm messing it up.

Go on.

I'm gonna relax back, I'm gonna chill out.

What are you saying?

I love you.

Is that better?

I love you too.

Yeah.

There's many about things about you that I relate to as well.

Yeah.

What are you doing?

Similar, you know, feels good.

That's what I want to say.

I love, we love it.

When I look at you, it feels good.

Anyway, say thank you for being a fat, bad friend.

Allah.

Thank you for being a bad friend.

Thank you for being a bad friend.

Thank you.

Woo.

Yeah.

Woo.

Yeah.

Woo.

Yeah.

Woo.

Yeah.