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-Joe Kent’s weird texts and the “Israel did Iraq” brainworm
-The Jews are so fucking clever
-Iraq 2003, back from the dead yet again
-There’s always a new monster to destroy
-Iran, nukes, and the problem with crazy people holding civilization hostage
-A Ron Paul guy with a war boner
-Don’t you realize you’re losing America?
-Norman Finkelstein has no phone
-Mearsheimering, Robert Pape, and the incentives to go full crank
-Megyn Kelly, the anti-Israel turn, and the warm bath of total nuttiness
-Mark Levin’s penis size enters the chat
-Louis CK and a Michael Barbaro hit job
-the origin of Tough Crowd
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The fact that she's there with Candace Owlens and Tucker Carlson and his demons and underwater
UFOs and Alex Jones as a divine prophet and the fact that they can all gather together and be comfortable with each other
And that makes up like that's the
Intellectual Gold Standard of the Anti-Israel position right is these fucking nuts
Who will take in any other nut as long as they say the right things
Method of a pack
Greetings and welcome back to another exciting installment of the fifth column podcast
This is your weekly rhetorical the Sultan new cycle the people that make it occasionally ourselves
I'm Camille Foster. I'm delighted to be here. I feel a little bit better. Thank you so much for all of your kind words and the outpouring of support
It just means the world to me
My man of hand is here Matt Welch is here
His ankle had a small injury situation
It's just a minor brace just supportive as I get back into the physicality starting to get the reps doing the one-on-one again
And I'm talking to to our friend
Noam Dorman who is the guest on the fifth column today. No of the first time which is amazing
Interestingly because no you are this like fixture this New York City fixture an icon
But also an icon of the comedy world the the owner of the comedy seller and the family of properties associated with it
And pontificator on many things on your podcast
Pontificator has a negative connotation
But but not just that like the sort of person who on your podcast will bring in people
Who have disreputable perspectives on things and actually talk to them about those things in detail
You generally, I think try to operate in space and prosecute them
Yeah that's true sometimes it certainly seems very lawyerly
With the sheets and papers and your half glasses like wow
You said it's like I forgot to say because I thought there's a comedy show
So I don't know what you've got in hand today, but if that is directed at me I want to know I know I
Know that it's about the a bird watchers, but it's okay
I know what to set you off
But no you I think you probably
Not Christian Cooper, right?
I didn't know he's been mentioned
More than anyone who hasn't been on the show that we could get on the show
Right, just saying can you come over I'm saying this is just a we're talking about Trump
But he's not coming on the show
I got a cell phone number the other day. Did you this is just what everybody does?
Just drop him a text. Yeah, did you drop him text? No, I'm afraid
Why I don't know it could also be a fake number. I didn't even try wait a second
He actually did get his phone number. I'm just not talking about that now. Yeah
What?
Text him now let's go right now
Let's take the texture. What do you want to ask him?
Is it a warrior there? Yeah, is it a war for Israel? Yeah, he's a wow
Yeah, straight there he won't even respond
Yeah respond because he's answered this question repeatedly
Yes, no in private that he's like sure
He made the decision when he made the decision
Jared's talking
Made the decision when he feels it in his bones the war will be over
He had said at some point that like that the Israel like sort of
Talked him into it. He made some comment like that about 10 days in right on a new occasion
He's named dropped Israel in ways that are weird and strange
I think he said
I know within your times had a long story about that yeah that like Muhammad bin Salam was like
Let's go and he's like yeah, all right. I mean that is a more
Corrupted relationship you've been long obsessed with hating Saudi Arabia
But I just I'm always I says in the last episode
But it's one of the thing that mystifies me about the Israel thing is that no one can accept the idea of parallel interests
It's like it's like then they must have convinced him or you must have been so it's like everyone's gaining from this
Like everyone's getting something out of the steel and the people and I'm not naming any
Person in particular stop it. I who is
You know a couple of people have said the great thing about Trump is
You can't bully him into anything is that he's his own man
He doesn't give a shit about anything about propriety. He'll just do it. And it's like except for this
It's the only time I've ever heard anyone say it about I mean, can you think of another thing which somebody has said the Trump
He was swayed by a lobby or a group of people. It's only this one. It's I mean this real the Joe Kent
So Joe Kent resigned yesterday, right? What was his exact position enough the top of anyone's head?
It was enough to be a cabinet approved position and Tulsi as we're speaking as being grilled on Capitol Hill too
But he resigned and he can no longer in good conscious
work
when there was no even it threat from Iran and
and
But then he went on to say that
That this the Trump that's sort of like he was influenced by he didn't use the word cabal. It was more implied
But by an echo chamber of a right wing media and and somebody else that sort of manufactured like it was that
He was directed about his first wife not the current wife who works for Max Blumenthal in gray zone
But the first wife was killed. She's an intelligence officer in a war
Manufactured by Israel
Which I think it was in like the Turkish a Turkish occupied part she's she was killed in 2019
So is that incorrect that war was not manufactured by Israel?
The Syrian Civil War. Yeah
No
I heard the Brian Lamb question. I was
It wasn't it's like I I guess I'd have to try to reconstruct their argument, but when there's
There I don't know what it is start with the protocols. I mean everything. Yeah, I mean you can start
Yeah, the Zara's secrets police. Let's start there
But I think it they tend to see everything in the Middle East as you know the hidden hand of Israel
I mean they say at the bottom and I want to hear you take on this known since you're sitting here
But also because you're the person that we say is it anti-Semitic? No
So he says at the bottom that you know didn't want someone else to die for like he basically said the Iraq war
Yeah 2003 that that the Israel convinced America to go into this the disastrous way
I didn't notice that bit in his letter until this morning
When I got up and was like
Dooms growing through Twitter and I noticed on my Twitter trending was
Something about did Israel get us into the Iraq war and I was like is there a new one?
I was like oh 2003 and that was like it was Claire Laman from Kuala just saying this is ridiculous
Yeah, she tweeted that all of the people that you would expect saying I have a thousand articles that
Israel's responsible for it and Mitch McConnell called as a direct response said that this was he's clearly
anti-Semitic do you think he's clearly anti-Semitic?
Well, I mean it's it's not anti-Semitic
something gets passed around so much
To a people don't know any better and they just start repeating it. It's not anti-Semitic
They even if that person is a cabinet about somebody who absolutely should know better
Well is saying something which is obviously or which is likely untrue
Then you look for other motivations, you know, I I don't like calling people anti-Semitic so easily
Even to me
There's anti-Semitic
But um, I don't know what that means
But you know, I interviewed I could for you
I interviewed this guy Michael Mazar
Who wrote this really extensive study of the run-up to the Iraq war
And he interviewed like 150 people including people within you know this the inner circle of Bush
And I questioned him and questioned him is there anything about this
Narrative about Israel being responsible for the war and he's like no, no, no, no
He's not Jewish. He's not pro-Israelist. I never saw anything like that every and he went through each person and what their reasons were
And I I also asked him but isn't it true that Aril Sharon advised against it and he didn't know about that
We had Nadav Ayel on the show and Nadav said he was on the plane
With Sharon who's covering him at the time and remembered very specifically and has for a long time and was written about it
That Sharon was against this and again. I mean it's it's no
Like it's cold comfort to the people that here know he wanted them to invade Iran
So to attack Iran and you know knock out, you know
Beginnings of nuclear stuff at the time
But the question I guess that I stuck on is can you
Come to this conclusion just because of this
fog that is out there about this stuff because it's constantly repeated as he said
And think that Israel has this power and not be anti-Semitic and just think that well
You know they're this tiny little country that could it's the startup nation
They're responsible for those great technology ways and you know the someone some pointed out to that
That it was someone complaining about you know
We didn't get anything a Gulf country person in a Gulf country and they got iron dome and some is really something
Well, we developed iron dome. That was our technology
And they have all this stuff and they they punch way above their weight
And that tends to make people think that maybe there's something else going on here
Even if they're immune to
Anti-Semitic conspiracy theory which for generations is the puppeteer right?
That's always a thing with puppeteering of the world
But if you know nothing about that or no little about that and so many of our people out there that are have big
Audiences know nothing at all like really know nothing the people that you debate with on that are like in the Trump world
Did they know I said this this morning in our texturing do they know anything about the six-day war?
Could they say the first thing about it when they make these grand pranhasmen without is right?
So I don't know I think is ignorance or defense I guess
It's something came to my mind just now which is that you made this point about Trump
This is the only thing that Trump's been bullied into it's kind of the same argument
They're making about roms fell condolese arise bush because obviously not cheney none of these people thought they were doing it for israel
Yeah, they just have a wall pulled over their eyes by war maybe wolf was
Wow, maybe by wolf was but but no like who by the way is wife or a girlfriend of time
I think they're still together is Palestinian so cheney was focused like a laser beam on this one percent idea
There's a one percent chance and they really did believe there was WMD and israel was not what they were discussing
In their private communicative private discussions. Yeah, and so yeah, there's this just this narrative that the Jews are so fucking clever
You they can they can manipulate
You know our world leaders are nothing compared to them
Well, I do think that the point that you were making one here the question you raised is a really interesting one first
I mean the fact that the United States can have interests that are aligned with other nations is not so unusual
It's something we broadly recognize and lots of other contexts
But the idea that there is just a kind of cultural
Proclivity to interpret things in a particular way a
Provasive belief now that the israel lobby is the most influential foreign lobby and in the country
Which is democracy enough people just generally believed this
This is widely accepted in the same way that the billionaire is a responsible for prices going up
And there's price-scaliging happening anytime the gas station raises the prices these are just
Things that are out there in the ether and I do wonder no because you adjudicate so much of this stuff if you have thoughts on
The way that anti-semitism is being deployed as as an allegation today
It definitely seems that there's been an uptick in anti-semitism
It's something we've talked about a number of times on the podcast
I cannot log on to x without seeing this jocant is not just some guy
He's not just some former military dude not an just an intelligence official
He has a relationship with
Right the factions of the right who are explicitly
Anti-semitic so when he says something like israel is responsible
It really does have a particular kind of ring to it because of the context
But I see a lot of allegations of anti-semitism and sometimes those things do have a kind of tenor to them that reminds me
Of the like white supremacy stuff that was getting more popular
And more commonly kind of trotted out there in like the early 2020s
But I don't so much hear that anymore, but I do hear anti-semitism a lot more frequently
And some of that stuff just seemed like it needs to be adjudicated a little more careful
It all grew from anti-semitic seeds
Right that that I'm convinced of at some point some bad ideas
They reach critical mass and they just start spreading in such a way that it's very
It would be it's unfair to call anybody who says them anti-semitic
He just don't know anymore
What what's in their head? I mean anti-semitism at root. It's an accusation against a person's character
What's motivating them?
I don't know enough about this guy can't to to make that accusation
But the at root like where it all comes from if you rewind the tape
At some point this is an anti-semitic thing. Okay, let me read something to you because this is something I saw
Steve Hayes
Friend of a show
Editor-in-chief of the dispatch
tweeted this I was unaware of this and my first thought when I hear this is that
I would never have a guy like this in my orbit. It's just uh
Byron Sanford who was Joe Kent's former campaign manager acknowledged text
That he sent referring to Jews as quote
Fucking kikes in writing hail fucking Kent in ala fucking Akbar
Yeah, except the you and I have guys like that North orbit
I'm
You so bad this morning
We're not talking about me. I swear how would I read that I'm like, you know? Yeah
No, it's like when we were talking at the uh
The uh
The exchange from ran Paul this morning when he was talking about
Mark lead with Mark ran mollum. He said I should be beaten up and I was like I said the same thing on the show
And it's like but at the same time I was joking and I'm not running dhs
So it's a little different, but yeah
But I think some some part of this and we've talked about this as well
You know where do conspiracy theories of anywhere kind of
uh
Especially take root is when people feel like they don't have any acts any ability to affect the way that the important decisions are made
And if you feel and I think they're mistaken to feel that way that they finally had in in Donald Trump and JD Vance
um a
White house that was not going to do the forever wars and all that kind of stuff
They really felt they were invested in that and yet here we go again not just here we go again
But here it's that israel's bombing like gas production inside of of uh Iran today
I mean it's bad and it's domestic stuff
Um, and that is just there's a lot of uh escalation that are going for so if you're if you start from the position of like my god
I can't ever really get control
We finally got someone who is finally going to allow us to express that position in policy and yet he does the exact same thing
Except it sort of differently you start
Caughting on to theories that would explain the behavior because there has to be some
Fantzful way, but there's a kind of to Camille's point. There's kind of like a lefty instinct and that's right
With anti-Semitism. It's like when we see a certain
You know
Industry which like well, you know, it's it's all white. This is clearly a race of superstructure and that's why it exists
It's what people on the rights anti-Semites on the right say about Hollywood right there's all these Jews there
Obviously they've the the the fixes in it's being rigged on behalf of the Jews by the Jews
Which is a mirror image of what people say about white supremacy the reason there's not certain minorities and a certain
You know percentage in this industry is because it's rigged against them
So I mean there's that that kind of element you seeing the right
Doing something that you know the anti-Semitic right through is it doing something
I mean, I'm not defending Joe Kent here
I'm just saying as a guy who barely I heard his name barely knew anything about the guy until yesterday
Yeah, I'm not pretty come on a podcast and say he's an anti-Semite right like he absolutely could be there's sort of substantial evidence
That's just no, I just don't want to make an accusation sort of satisfied myself. I mean, that's the purpose though
Isn't it that's the purpose of nobody knew who he was
What have he on to this guy start the podcast and I mean he's gonna be on Tucker Carlson show today
Most predictable in the world
And I know you guys are probably there's such
Absence of any kind of first principles discussion of why
Iran is a threat. Uh-huh. I think that's exactly in terms of two things one is and I've been doing a lot of reading about this
I'm not gonna read you but um
Including in academia and also Kissinger talked about it the tremendous risk of accidental explosion and
proliferation when a
Suicidal terrorist
Desperate regime gets an atom bomb the threat to the human race of having a country like Iran with an atom bomb alone
What it means a game theory all the other countries having it what it means when there's like if you see Chernobyl that
Yeah
Like you know that was the Soviet Union the most responsible actor and
Even when they knew they had this tremendous risk with the this nuclear
Plant accident. They were covering up. They was remember that scene. I'm gonna get the numbers wrong
We're says secretary general. Uh, it's only it's only a hundred Rengen
It's like many chest X-rays the guy knew it was much worse than that and the reality was the Geiger counter would have only went to a hundred
Like this is a scientist was reporting to the head of the country. No, it's nothing
It only goes. It's only a hundred
So imagine like what kind of fails say for the happening anyway, so that's a huge con network in Pakistan
I mean you can go on and on there's there's there's a professor Sagan at at Stanford. I'm reading about him today
He goes on and on about this how dangerous it will be that's number one number two is this kind of opposition creep
Where we forget why it is that we look back at the Iraq war is such a mistake
It was supposed to be that bush lied right meaning that if they had WM if we had found WMD
If we had found a terrorist network if we had found
One eighth one tenth of what we know is in Iran today nobody would be saying what we go into Iraq for
We saying yes, we had to go into or maybe maybe we got down
We found exactly what we maybe not I mean
That was what we were talking about and arguing about in two thousand three four and five for sure
But then when it goes on for 18 more years or whatever the number is then it becomes a critique of nation
Bill is just like Afghanistan people
Turned on Afghanistan not because they were against the original knocking out the Taliban
They were in favor of that they were not in favor of being there forever
I would say then it would become and it would have turned into an
Opposition to the continued presence there not to the initial decision to go to war if we had found
A nuclear program. Nobody would be saying we should have never done it. We should just let them have the nuclear power
Yeah, he's kind of built into the premise that we were lied into war and had it been true
It would have been more justifiable or just the five they'd be saying now all right
You got rid of the nuclear program. I got that why are we still there?
This is this is why I have always had the anti-Balton argument and it's lonely and it makes me no friends
But is that who died and made us the single global
nuclear anti-proliferation police?
Um, I'm not sure that that that role is a great role a stable role
And you can point to there's always a monster to destroy and I that you know that's a famous quote from
I guess John Quincy Adams or whoever it was George Washington, George Washington, Fairwell address
Um, I think it goes from something else, but anyways early guys founders beards
but um like
There are
There
There are monsters monsters isn't like hyperbole there are really really awful monsters with nuclear weapons right now and
Do you can I can build a case for taking out Kim Jong-un right now and one hand wants to
But like is that is that a prudent thing to do?
I don't think that it is well, okay, I've been making this argument for a while that you know gain a function research
Was not it turned out not to be the threat. It was the accident wasn't the use of the biological elements
It was the accident the lab leak was the worst most deadly event in modern history
And we're fucking with a lab leak if if we have 30 more
Despots and they just
Terrorists or people they're they're you know, they're crazy people with atom bombs
Something terrible is gonna happen and why would we want to allow this and the particular the particular
Actor matters a lot. I mean Iran has a particular
contempt for the United States for Israel the fact that we would take a particular interest in checking their ability to develop that technology
Makes sense and I think a perhaps under discussed dimension of this is also the security pack that they had with Russia and China
And the fact that they've been talking about getting these hypersonic missiles from China
The discussions were ongoing. I think relatedly there's just this broader context of
The whether or not this was the right decision. We've talked about it on the so many times before
I have deep concerns about the constitutional issues with the way that the war was declared
The war the non or not declared or not declared for that matter
I have very real concerns about the kind of political viability of the strategy
Not just because the Republicans will get their clocks clean, but because
Part of the problem with the Second Gulf War
Wasn't so much that this is just like a bad strategy because obviously you can't cultivate democracy in that region
It's that you're trying to sustain this policy over the course of multiple presidential administrations
And to the extent you wanted to transform the region you had to know that that was part of the deal from the outset
That was always bad math and always imprudent and impractical
Here however
Like if they could go in and achieve a result that looked something like Venezuela like really really quickly
And knock these people back into the Stone Age really really quickly
And and maybe just scramble the circuitry of the region that
This is not even a this is not even a belief this is more so we're in the circumstance now
And if I'm hoping for a good outcome like that is a that is a good outcome and take it a step further
Both between Venezuela and Iran the the perhaps principal victory here
Isn't even checking those actors necessarily
It's maybe proving that the weaponry the defense tech that had been deployed in that region of the world in both places
He's got war boners in the world
It didn't you're a romp all guys you got
I'm like making another
Make sure we have that clip on Bolton must have
I'm not making the case for intervention, but I am acknowledging like the complicated
geopolitical context and if the United States isn't going to take an interest and stuff like that
given the bad behavior of the Russians in Ukraine and various other places
And the clear designs of the the Chinese with respect to Taiwan and in other areas in Asia and around the globe
Really where they've been doing their belt and road stuff
Then who else is going to take an interest in this and that doesn't mean that what you have to do is declare war
I think there's a lot of really credible case that you could have done more tariffs and all sorts of other stuff
But you know commentary podcast
So you're aware probably better than I am of all the close calls we had
The times that bombs fell and and three out of four the dip switches or the the Russian guy who just decided it wasn't an actual
Yes, but my dad worked in defense and he told me about the death contours
There's like four or five and as we had one in Hawaii
Not so long ago when we thought no trick and all you have to do is imagine
How many other countries in the world would you be ready to risk
their reactions to those same scenarios
What would Iran do if their early detection system went off
Would they do what we did and say I would they have you know very sober deliberation about it or was it
Let's not and you know, you multiply this risk by every two-bit nutty person in the world that has an atom bomb
Why would we want to take that chance to question go ahead when Iran is now prostrate right no in the Ukraine thing is
Relevant to because yeah, you were talking about was it
When did we talk about david sacks the brilliant fantastic last episode?
Well
I can't know not that that's the different sacks. There's a lot of sacks out there. This is the tech sacks
Who's been yes been pumping for the for the Russians for a long time. Yeah, but he like a number of people
We're saying we couldn't do anything in Ukraine. You can debate whether this sort of you know efficacy of it the morality of it
But the conversation is always it's going to bring about world war three in a nuclear exchange because
They have nukes so therefore we have to back off and so what does that tell you the idea that somebody has nukes means that you are handcuffed
And that is a very real issue in Iran and you know the problem is is that you know Donald Trump is so schizophrenic
That he literally said yesterday. There were two weeks from getting them. They're two weeks away
And this is the person who in June said we had obliterated yeah their capacity in their ability to create nuclear weapons
And it's like the overriding issue here that we can't take our eye off is that the people who are prosecuting this seem to be unstable
And seem to have the joke and thing is a good example of this Tulsi Gabbard's kind of deputy
And you know he goes in and says it's going to resign
According to reporting to JD Vance who then says don't say anything about mean about Trump in your letter
And there is a let's use the word that they love a cabal of people who have a very different view of this
And Donald Trump doesn't seem to have one coherent view of this. So is it effective in the long run
I have no idea when it comes to the most important thing to me
Which would be dislodging that that wretched government
But there was the thing that was widely passed around from Al Jazeera
This guy who's based in Doha to think I was just gonna ask you about that
It's a really fascinating piece and it was in I somebody was asked about it on CNN the other day
So it really moved around yeah, and he lays out the case for this strategy from Israel and the United States being effective
But that's yeah the US strategy against Iran is working here is why
And the guy is some what is his name here Muhammad saloon
And one of the things about it is that
There's a lot of wisdom in the piece
But there's the second piece of it that he doesn't get into which is what's next?
Okay, you eliminate all of these stockpiles of very
sophisticated ballistic missiles
You degrade the IRGC you kill these leaders who deserve to be killed
And then what
That's the thing that where the Iraq example is so I'm like
I think I'm weirdly like between two of you guys like both physically and intellectually in this of that
Yeah, I the skepticism I have about steps three and four because Donald Trump has said he doesn't care
About what happens in Iran provided their client
He has said something very similar or it's been leaked and Mark Rubio
has
Contested this in the last day and his own private personal twitter account
But he said supposedly the same thing about Cuba
If there's some fuguese caster that can take over we don't care
Provided there are basically our client state that seems to be the post
Maduro
Idea of American foreign policy is the bad guys can stay in place provided they play ball of us with don't I don't think that's a long-term strategy
That I'm ready to sign up for let me ask you
I'll ask you question. No, and when you went the three of us not Camille because he didn't get a ticket that he liked
Went to Israel
I mean you got plenty of money. Yeah, let me first class. Yeah, this is junk it
You want the Shvatsu wants to take it there and walk
But when we were there and and it was a it was a really lovely trip and one of my favorite parts about it besides you arguing with Jesse
Single every day on the fucking bus for like eight hour. Is it really in the part-time state Jesse? Yeah, and Jesse's like
Eating like a monster, but um was your question to all of the Israelis which is
Again and again and again what regards of who we're with we met with some
High-level people in journalists and other people was like
Basically, don't you realize you're losing America right now?
What are you doing about that? So my question to you put that in time. It's pre October 7th
It's pre October 7th. This is back when it was the judicial
Fights that Netanyahu was doing um and just the ongoing you know occupation West Bank or whatever the way that that life
Was in Israel that are you know, it's still ongoing
Issues and problems, but um
What do you think about how do you look at this war with that question? We asked the same thing in the DAV
About that and he's very worried. This is a war
There's no puppeteers, but two countries decided to do this war
And it's a big deal and Americans don't like this war so far at the beginning of it
and
You know Israel like if Israel hadn't been as strenuous. We might not have been as strenuous
I mean, it's not it's two people decided that they had parallel interests here on a big and kind of traumatic thing
Do you worry about what that's going to do about your question that you posed to Israeli politicians?
Yes, of course. I'm very worried about so at the time. I was very worried about it
Wasn't even about the judicial overhaul. I remember writing a lot of emails saying you know
All the liberals all the Jews are liberals and they hate the Republicans, but the Republicans are the bulwark for support for Israel
And I remember saying almost you know verbatim if support
Among Republicans for Israel ever gets to where it is now among Democrats
We're going to see a free fall in both parties and that's what I was worried about basically what we're seeing
But these were small matters that Israel was alienating America with that they didn't have to if you're asking me now given what they've accomplished
Iran on its you know deathbed maybe has ball a gun
Hamal everything that they accomplished in this war
Would they trade that all for better PR with America now? No, they they couldn't and wouldn't yeah
Could if they had done things differently
Could they have accomplished all that they've accomplished and done less damage to themselves PR wise if they could have they should have
I'm not convinced
They actually could have maybe marginally
Camille said when you see I'm just like when you see all those people dying as we saw
That's just a such a powerful thing. Yeah
Camille said something in the intro about for those of you out there who haven't
listened or watched us podcast live from table
You have a very
Interesting way of doing shows that most people don't do which is the thing that I appreciate
Which is not only the chief of papers that you bring but you're ready to go when you have you've done deep research and stuff
But it's not what
Tucker Carlson show or any of these show which is just a you know to quote Pat you can and
About the israel lobby the amen choir, right? It's not just they're like we agree on all this stuff
Let's talk about how dumb all these other guys are
Right when October 7th happened
You had Rashid Khalidian I was there with I was on that with you
um
Then you had Norman Finkelstein and then I think you had Finkelstein back and you kept on this correspondence with Finkelstein
Until he basically told you to go fuck yourself
But can you can you do a little rendition of no I cannot
Um, there's the greatest thing about that story was was your producer
uh periel who I love um
When we were waiting for him that I would tell this one when he she said I don't know if he's gonna be here if he's gonna come
I just give him a call and he said he had no cell phone
Yeah, no phone and and and he then later explained that when he needs to make a call of his he'll ask somebody on the street
And you just think of Finkelstein in his like Tiva sandals going excuse me
I have a very important call
To make the professor darshwitz
And then get the phone
And that
That's going to be late for a podcast
Yeah
The shoppers
What would it all right go with it
He said that about Coleman yeah
Maybe I don't reveal that
But you have it's been out there
Is he said that I probably I think it's been out there hasn't it?
I don't know
Maybe they called Coleman a black shoppers boys
Yes, yes, yes
In the Yomokas shutting off the lights
Why did you start getting careful about that Volga?
Well, I don't know, personally, I don't know
I don't want to I don't want to make him seem like a racist
But there's a long list of these people that you've had on
I mean most recently um
I was gonna say Tom Seggeve it wasn't Tom Seggeve
Bartov?
It was Omar Bartov who wrote that it was a genocide in the New York Times
And he's a well-regarded historian, Israeli historian
He's written about um the Holocaust Nazis and etc
And one good book that I read uh read called Hitler's Army which is a very good book
But you had him on and
I find it very funny because when we were in Israel
You we would go around in the circle
He's meeting some minister or something
And I would say at the time I was advised
I'm like one advice and he was mad
And you would look up and say
I know my own a nightclub
It's all to be absolute
incredulity of things like
But you're the guy who was a nightclub
He uploaded for bear against
Against Bartov
And I thought that was masterful and you did a great job of kind of dismantling him
But
Beyond the praise of you for that which you deserve
Is
Through talking to all of these people who are at the outset
Diometrically opposed to you in your opinions on these matters
What have you taken away from that?
Has there anyone been moved you in a particular direction?
You said, you know what?
Because I know you
I know you well and I know you're open to persuasion
Yeah, of course
And you're not somebody who's like firmly on one side
You end up on one side
It's everyone does
But you can be moved
Did any of those things ever move you?
No
Maybe something will come to me
No, as a matter of fact
What I've come away from like really macro on a lot of this stuff
Is and this is going to sound bad in a way
Is that like the people I know who I agree with
Like you
You guys
Coleman the various people that we know
You're you're clearly not like nutty and crazy
You're clearly you know
Open to
Arguments in the other side we'll discuss it privately
And there's just so much nuttiness
On the other side of the argument extreme nuttiness
And the fact I mean can I talk about Megan Kelly?
Yeah, like like
The fact that I mean this has to be this is crushing to me
It has to be for you guys
The fact that she's there with Candace Owlens
And Tucker Carlson and his demons
And underwater
You have falls and
Alex Jones is a divine prophet
And the fact that they can all gather together
And be comfortable with each other
And that makes up like
That's the intellectual gold standard of the anti-Israel position
Right is these fucking nuts
Who will take in any other nut
As long as they say the right thing
But is that the intellectual gold standard of the anti-Israel position
Like is it I mean you've done the Lord's work
I think really since October 7th
Specifically in engaging with people
And including on Twitter and in long exchanges
And it is it's terrific
And like I think it's an it's an ideal
That I would never even think about aspiring to
Because I would just get too furious
With people I find it the odd
I mean keeping in mind just to interject
Sorry that martyr made Darryl Cooper
Scott Horton
Yeah
Dave Smith
All these people have been on your show
And you've engaged with them
Which is great
Great one was post-con
But I mean I think it was time
So yeah I mean who then who is the intellectual
Well I don't know
I just I wonder if
In pop culture they are
If in
If in
Following the people who have big followings
And some of whom are saying
Like really kind of on the edge
Or over the edge types of
Collectively denunciatory statements
That don't have a lot of basis
In fact while also getting into a lot of
Kind of social media troll type wars
Do you run the risk of like
You're a dog chasing a squirrel over there
Because it's putting up a ruckus
When there's actually you know
Mier Shimer and Walter
Actually doing more serious work
I'm throwing their names out there
I don't really
Rubberpap on me
But Mier Shimer is a good example
Mier Shimer who says that Israel
That Hamas actually didn't kill all those people on October 7th
That that Israel is blackmailing Trump
Into his pro like this
He said that
Yeah
This is John Mier Shimer
No I know
I'm not holding on with the standard at all
Just like
Imagine Michael
Like you know
I think that this leader is blackmailing this person
I was like Michael where do you get that
No I just
I just have a I have a
I would hope that you would stop in front of me
But he would never
Like it
It's so not something he would
Why do you think it happens in the sense that
Joe Kent thing you can make a pretty
You know just reasonable guess
That he's going to go on Tucker Carlson show
And he does and he's doing that today
That he will
No one had heard of him
And now he's going to have this profile
Now he's in newspapers
And on cable tv
And people are talking about this
And now he is almost instantly
A person in that orbit
And can do a podcast
And probably he's done some big podcasts before
He has done it before
But the name recognition is
Should be much higher now
And people that
I think
Change their I mean his opinions
People came out with with with with Kent
And finding all of these things
Fairly recently of him saying
Arana Arana is a threat
Yeah
And Arana's nuclear
Capabilities have to be taken out
And taken out or just said there are three
I think there are three
Maybe he just maybe hit me
Yeah that's a good distinction
But it's something that I don't think he would say
Now and I wonder
How people can have such
Big intellectual changes
When they're in government
In huge positions
Pizzons of incredible influence
In such short periods of time
How did you not
Kind of come to these conclusions
Earlier was there something
Internally in the White House
That you saw
Or is this just
It's possible
Or is this just a
Kind of political move
Or a
Move to make more money
And get a bigger kind of
Meershymer was a dry academic
And there was a point at which
He became a big name
And people
I think the same thing is happening
I you know I was
No, I was saying that you don't
You don't really protect people's
Anatomy I'm not going to do that right now
I was talking to Peter Meyer about this
Our friend and former congressman
Was that the hair salon about
We were getting our hair
We're getting blowouts
We're getting we call them a Michigan blowout
He looks like a fucking lion
That's great
Did his head that you just peered
No, it's good
We're starting a metal band together
But we were talking about this with paper
Because Peter knows this stuff
Very well
Served in a rock
And he's and he said something to me
A bad paper
And like this guy
Who is a nobody
Not a nobody
But in academia
Everybody knew him for a book
Called dying to win
I went to Libya
With Robert Pipe
In another journalist
And now he's everywhere
And I see this stuff on Twitter
And I'm like
Oh yeah, he is
And this was Peter's point
And
I want to reveal him
Because I want to give him credit
Because it's a smart point
He's like he's mirror-shimering
This guy who was like
A sort of nobody academic
Nobody in the bigger sense
Is now all of a sudden
On Twitter all the time
He hadn't been on Twitter for years
And now he's tweeting all this stuff
And he sounds like
He's a big market for this stuff
And people are racing towards it
And I think the danger in a way
Are those people that did have academic credentials
That are like
Oh, well, this is the guy from University of Chicago
And I think both
Mirror-shimering paper at University of Chicago were
And that kind of thing
The incentives of this are really bad
You know, it's disillusioning
And you probably had the same thought
So when Pipe was all in about
This war was only helping Hamas
Hamas is winning
I remember thinking at the time
Wow, why are you going all in like that
Like what if it doesn't turn out that way
You don't know how it's going to turn out
You're going to look foolish
No, you don't look foolish
He doesn't even care as that he went all in
He's lost no credibility
And now he's going even further all in
Saying, Iran is winning
The eye, which is remarkable
And so the instinct is
Well, yeah, but if this regime falls
You're going to look like a fool
And you're going to be discredited
No
I mean, he's tweeting fake AI videos
Of comedians
Which was actually
On Net Yahu
Speaking Hebrew
In a coffee shop, he's like
You know, I am at the coffee shop
And Teran is like
To run that
Are you the fuck is it?
I have a kind of friendship with Robert Pape
Of a proposition
Of course you do
So, you know, as you know, I
I want to take that
What do you take all of your friends, I know
Because I know I'm
You know
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There's a bunch of stuff that I want to
That I want to double click on here
I mean first like
Kent and I are about the same age
I think he's 45
And like
In the past couple years
I've certainly had my baggage shift
On a couple of things
And certainly on like foreign policy stuff
My baggage has shifted
And I'm not a war hawk
I'm not a neocon
I think I have a realistic perspective
On the appropriateness
Of sometimes projecting power abroad
But more specifically
What I have in openness to
Is a nuanced thoughtful argument
On the other side of an issue
That might be in opposition to mine
I was not desperate to see an
In an incursion into Iran
I don't have whether it be
But it looks on the grounds or not
Excursions are fun
We're having a big association
We go to extursions
Trump's fucking a technical basket
We got an excursion to Iran
But once one happens
To evaluate it seriously
To think about the best possible objectives
Even if the administration
Cannot to save their lives
Articulate those things
In a sensible and coherent way
I can imagine them
That piece in Al Jazeera
But it's interesting
It's interesting
To think about the aspects
Of this conflict that are going well
So to speak
From a Western perspective
From the perspective of someone
Who wants to see Iran checked
And contained
In the long run
Is it the best possible goal
I don't know
I'm skeptical
And I have profound doubts about that
But I can change my mind about that
At 45
And we do this stuff
I'm not in government
But we read about this regularly
I had a
I thought a
Well-informed perspective
Before
And a perspective can become more
Better informed
And perhaps more nuanced
And more
And for me
I think there's actually just more
More humility in my perspective
Like it's a more modest
Perspective
It is not a conclusion
That precedes all evidence
And asserts with confidence
A kind of fundamentalist value
That interventions abroad
Are categorically well-informed
It's used to be
To do something
Can I ask you a question?
I suppose it does
Because it's like
What would you call it?
It's like justification
Cre... like
Sure
No, like
Things are smuggled in
And we don't really question them
Like when people say
Iran is not an imminent threat
As if imminent threat
Is the standard for war
The question I would ask you is
And yet is
I said it before
Is it okay for Iran to get nuclear weapons
If you decide it's not okay
Then you say
We're never going to have a chance like this again
If we wait until it's imminent
Who knows
I don't know what that will be
I think that is true in this argument
But you think it's okay
I don't think it's okay
It's terrible
Yeah, I think it's wrong
No, it's a terrible place
I mean that you don't think it's terrible
I mean like you think
We should do something to prevent
We should allow that to happen
I don't think that's the choice
Of we should allow it to happen
I think that you can apply pressure
The short of dropping a lot of bombs in the country
But if you know that Iran might get hypersonic missiles from China
Like in the next year or so
And they have this demonstrated interest
In trying to develop nuclear weapons
Do they perhaps
It's the you know part
It's the we know part
We do know about the we know
But we do know those things
They know that they were trying to
I mean I pardon themselves as a target
This short to do these other bad
There's going to be arms races
If you are
Decapitating regimes
Yeah, that's true
And also if you
Yes
Proven both in Libya and Ukraine
That if you get rid of
If you're nuclear weapons
You're in trouble
You're in even more trouble
Yeah, so of course people are going to see you
The knock-on effects are real
And I respect all of that
I'm just saying that
You can change your mind
You can become nuanced
But there's one other thing I wanted to double click on
And it was
The characterization of
Like
Candace, Tucker, Megan, Camille
Camille the people
I think you mentioned
I think you mentioned Alex Jones beneath that
There's a couple of things
One, I would draw some distinctions
Around some of those characters
Two
There's something about
The way that someone like Dave Smith
Has gained more prominence
Than he had before
Talking about these issues
And the fact that a lot of
As we were saying earlier
A lot of people at this point
Just buy those arguments
They are bought in
And in many instances
It means that they go
Intertain other
More even
Out there conspiracy theories as well
I wonder about
The charges of anti-semitism
About the
Kind of categorical dismissal
Of people as like
Cooke's
The reality is that
If we don't confront
These bad arguments
And confront them
In this sort of detailed way
That you do
Things tend to
Perhaps get out of hand
And it feels like
That's where we are now
And I don't know if we really
Ressled with that enough
The fact that
People were making these bad arguments
For a very long time
And in many instances
Would be just kind of ignored
Because well
Nobody's paying any attention to them
Well they are now
I want to be clear
I wasn't calling Matt and Anti-Semite
No, I'm not
Cormulant
I do that's fine
But um
I just just
To
Answer what you said
Think it back to you
Is um
Do you agree that
Once
That's
No because
Because I
I hear what you're saying
But pressure
Diplomacy
Whatever
Once
Israel
Whenever it was
The first time
Bomb the Iran
Your
Your half go
Whenever it was
It seemed to me
At that point
We all understood
Well if Iran has a chance now
They're going to
Realize they have to have new
Nothing is going to stop now
The best argument for this war
To me is that
It's that um
It's the opportunity
The opportunity is now
There's been a degrading
This has been a malevolent country
It's been threatening everybody
In the region
A bad actor
Doing bad things
To America even beyond
Just the
Americans are everywhere
And so you're going to eventually do that
A little bit
Consider a little more wicked
Then just that
Argument it's a low cost
But not just the opportunity
But the fact that if
Five years ago we could
Maybe toy with the idea
Well, we're not sure if Iran
Is really decided on having nuclear weapons
Once Iran was humiliated
There is no way they didn't decide
If we have a chance again
This is never going to happen to us again
And we know if we had an bomb
They would have never dared
So the first chance we get
We're getting at it
I just see
I can see the intervention spiral
Happening with that logic
Sometimes you have to intervene
Okay, but also
I've heard that logic a lot
And that logic was used to intervene in Libya
Which I think was a mistake
It was used to intervene in Iraq
Which I think was a mistake
We can talk ourselves into war really easily
Because it's the world's greatest
Do something about it
It's a very small sample size
Of historical scenarios
And they're all different in their own way
And to decide
Based, you know, at any given time in history
You could decide a decision
That turned out well
Based on a previous time
It didn't turn out well
I don't know
But yeah, I don't need to be clear
I don't either
It's a chance
I think airing on the side of reticence
Is there's wisdom in that
Among other reasons
Because what kind
If you're taking full responsibility
For the world at all times
At a time when your own public
Doesn't want you to
Right
Which is that's a bad dislocation
And it's going to lead to a lot of
Irratic behavior
And what is Trump
If not really doing a lot of
Irratic behavior
As president
Then I think that
That prevents other people
From taking responsibility for their actions
Yeah
The couple of things about this
I mean, historically
It's hard
Obviously the way that the Cold War
I mean, people
During the Cold War
There was an enormous segment
Of the liberal left
And some parts of the kind of mainstream democratic party
That even disagreed with the idea
Of confronting the Soviet Union
In a containment way
We didn't take the option
In 1956 and Hungary
We didn't take the option in 1968
We didn't participate in the Suez crisis
In 1956
The same thing true there
We
You know
Pulled out after the debacle of Bay of Pigs
To just actively supporting
You know Cuban resistance in some ways
But not in an armed way
But we did intervene in
Nicaragua
We did intervene in Grenada
The entire thing was pushing
But the one of the overarching things
Was that the Soviets were rational
There was a rational basis
For what they were doing
And there was a rational response
To us pushing back
There does
It does change the calculation a lot
When actors seem irrational
When you're waiting for a hidden a mom
When there is glory in death
When the drones that you were producing
For the Russians
Are called, you know, Shaheed drones
It's a bit martyrdom
This kind of stuff
Should change the calculation of how
How you
So I agree it's always
Sort of different
But as far as like just in one thing
What you mentioned before
Is there two things about the cookery
There is a natural change
That people
I'll give you an example of a natural change
I think that our friend
I know that I've been friends with him
Is Saurab
Saurab and Mari
Who is Iranian-American
Was a hardcore neocon
And is the exact opposite now
Yet another in a long list of people
Who work with John Putt-Harritz
Yeah
Yeah
Exactly
Go ahead and say you know what
That's how you try to land it
Carrelation is not a causation
But that kind of like
I think Saurab
Had a pretty honest intellectual journey
I don't doubt Saurab's motivations on this
In one of the reasons I say that
As he did an interview
Because he's like the America editor
For unheard
The British publication
And an interview about Iran
With their overall editor in chief
And um
It was like not
It was not
Joe Kent
I mean he has a deep sympathy
And he always wanted
Military action in the past
To free their Iranian people
Etc
I think those kinds of journeys are normal
And if you don't change your mind over time
I've changed my mind
Some of things
I do think there's opportunistic stuff
Which is pretty easy to test for
Like very easy to test for
I mean you look at guys
I used to criticize guys like Larry Cuglow
And Stephen Moore
These guys who are non-economists
That play economists on TV
And they talk to endlessly about free markets
And free trade
They got jobs in the Trump administration
And they have the exact
Tariffs are great
Tariffs are great
They're going to live
I interviewed Art Laffer about this
In 2016
He's like wow you know
Terrifying
He's like he can be a good tool
And it's like yeah but that's not the question
So I think there's so much opportunism
And politics
Sure
That it depresses me
But I think the thing that
Probably is true
For everyone at this table
Is that you would stop going on shows
And you would stop interacting with people
At a certain point
Everybody has a different line
But we have lines right
It's like when you're doing something I'm chemtrails
When you're talking about you know
January 6 was an inside job
Like there are a lot of people I know
And you know I think maybe us included
That have understood that the
2020 election conspiracies
Are something that people do
Because they that was literally the litmus test
When you were being interviewed
For this second administration
Was the election stolen
They're like yes it was stolen
I want a job
Like I get the people do stuff like that
But when you are indulging stuff
That is easily
Almost instantly falsifiable
That is just not true
That no one ever made the claim
I mean probably people here and there
But you know we were texting about Mark Lane
The dean of all Kennedy conspiracy theorists
And all of these people all over stone
Had 90 days of CIA it was LBJ
No one ever talked about Israel
That was the oh look
Because they wanted APEC
The precursor to APEC to register as a foreign agent
So therefore they pulled off this enormous
Assassination of the century
The fact that people who were once serious
And people that were once friends of mine
Believe that stuff and entertain it
And don't laugh it off the show
And say you are bringing the intellectual level of the show down
Into the basement for what
For clicks for clips online that get you know 20 million views
Because you are giving things to dumb people
It's like people with addiction saying you know
You should guys you gotta start gambling
It's like this is this is stuff that you just at
You know you shouldn't do if you were in this world
And that I think is the red line
You should have that red line
And once people start engaging in that sort of stuff
All of a sudden everyone became a 9-11 truth
Yeah that was like in a week
Yeah I mean was it Michael Schellenberger?
Was it he was one of those 9-11 truth
Like oh that's this stuff is
Basic it's as I was saying in the last episode
It's the X-ray machine for stupidity
Or I don't think Michael Schellenberger is a stupid guy
No I think he was on the other side of like the Epstein argument
When he was talking to Rogan the other day
Yeah I mean like in maybe in he by the way
Said in that and I just thought clip a bit
That he was expecting a conspiracy and didn't find one
So therefore he changed his mind
So yes but then you talk about 9-11 as an inside job
But doesn't that suggest since I mean I don't know
No it's not that sensitive
You have to be consistent about these things
You can be consistently smart and be snowed
But it's the rare thing as you said
And I've said this a million times in the show
Nobody ever believes just one conspiracy there
It's a mindset right
Nobody says the moon landing was fake
Nine lives inside job because they're insane
It's no it's that mindset
But when you see people descending into that
For whatever reason
If it is the reason of getting more clicks
And getting more money and getting more ad dollars
I don't give a shit
So if you believe it
I don't give a shit
You're saying it
I have two things I want to say
First of all is that people lump to
You don't mean to do this
They lump to get like politicians being hypocrites
With like intellectuals being hypocrites
And I know we all believe that
Okay but intellectuals take an oath to the truth
Politicians oath is very fuzzy
It basically is to get elected right
Yeah and once they get power
Maybe to do things who go to basically
And it's part of the deal
Although they take an actual oath
The commentators and stuff don't actually take it
So when I hear a politician speaking
When I hear politicians speaking out of both sides of his mouth
I don't like it
Yeah but I said grow up
No
When I hear somebody like you know
Sarvamari who I think is a hack by the way
And I had a whole thing with him
But I say yeah but you know
But you know the honest hack
But well I had to think with him
Because he published a thing about Ilhan Omar
Where he was totally misquoted
And I sent him the videos
And she didn't say that
She actually meant the opposite
And he and I had an email exchange up until that moment
And then at that moment
I never heard from him again
And he should have retracted
He should have corrected
How many ongoing email exchanges
This is how many years ago this is right now
But I mean
You've got a few moments
You've got an email exchange
So as far as
Not zero
As far as the cookery goes
I think a lot of these people are mentally ill
And I'm going to find mental illness in this way
In the same way we all observe
That people have very thin slices of intelligence
Like very very thin
Like oh my god that's actually a very finite talent
That this person has
And it's clearly above and beyond other people
They don't seem that smart in other ways
I think people's mental picture can also be
Like these people have a thin slice
Of a huge defect in their mental health
And Tucker Carlson
And a lot of these people
And this is what we saw heartbreaking about Megan
Is because I don't think any of us
Think she actually has that slice
It's a matter of fact
I think it's just opposite
Of Megan's kind of turn
But Sheldonberger must have
Tucker and you know
Aligning herself with Tucker
And saying I wouldn't pronounce him and everything
You and we on this show too
Said and you said publicly
I don't believe she said that
I say mine
I don't think she has any symmetric bone on her body
I mean you said that
And I don't
I still have no evidence
Of that from her
But you've engaged her quite a bit
In in in the time since
Right
Thank you for they've all seen that
Mike
No I'm just saying
You tweet you're tweeting at her
He's totally insane
When he doesn't see it
You just revealed that it was private
He's kind of retweeted
He's saying
He's like showing up at her house
No I don't think she's an anti-submitted girl
I don't think she's an anti-submitted girl
Although I do think that she's
I had tweeted about this
That when people want to think
Well of themselves
And when they do something wrong
They begin to rationalize
Why the person you're doing it to
Deserved it all along
And I think this is
Sucking her into a dark place
Where she's retweeting
Stuffed by known anti-submits
And she ought to know better
I don't believe
I just can't I can't imagine that she isn't
I can't picture her that
I mean I think part of the choice
Architecture here about all of this
Like you know what's a red line what's not
When you see someone
And this is sort of a blanket thing
Who definitely knows better
And then is start the suddenly embracing
Other people who have the long career track records
Of being
Cooke's of being
Of being just never having any kind of
Fidelity to the truth
Of being
Controversial in the things
But suddenly you are now on their team
And you're
And you're talking about them
And when you're sharing information
From people who are known to be really bad
At the information game
That's when I'm just going to step off your
Your train because we're not engaged
In the same project anymore
That's just it like
I don't I don't know about an oath
But I like the idea
That we're like we're trying to arrive at stuff
Honestly and talk about disagreements
Honestly too
No I absolutely know what you're talking about
I mean like you know
I write a lot
And I you know the idea of getting a thing wrong
I wrote a
I know that it's
It's a bit about Brian Doherty
And I said he was born in Brooklyn
He was born in Queens
And I want to fucking jump off off off off off off off off
It sucks
Right
And I know I'd say stuff
This is an oral medium
And we all
And we're having fun too
But we're also like trying
To say things that are
True
And accurate
And when you see people
Who have worked in this
industry or in this vocation
Who are
You can see they're standards slipping
They're vituperation growing
And they're affinity and affiliations with people
Their standards just going straight to the toilet
That is a scientific
I say those in the same manner
I'm not a sympathy too
But I think that people who
Look at what we do
And look at journalism general
Believe or just intellectual combat
Believe that it all comes
From a place
Of looking at the facts
Adjudicating the facts
And people come to different conclusions
But what they never account for
Is there so much personal stuff
Of course
There's so much
And you know
We're talking about Megan
And I
You know
We're done to her show anymore
I'm not bad
Maths her
I'm not bad
Mathing her now
But it's in her case
She's been very open about
The fact that when people
Tell her to say something
She will do everything to not
Say that thing
And it might drag her to places that I don't like
Okay, we disagree
But that is not an intellectual rationalization
That's a personal position that somebody has
And they can have that and hold it very firmly
And that will kind of color
The way that they look at particular issues
And I think that most people
Take this 30,000 foot view
Who are engaging the stuff
By just driving in their car
And listening to the show or something like that
And assume that people are dealing
With this only on a factual level
And they're just absolutely not
And I'm keeping myself as part of that too
I mean, I will never
And I say on a show all the time
I will always hate Sam Altman
Because I had a horrible entrepreneur
We know
It's personal
And I'm like that guy was a fucking prick
And I don't trust him anymore
But I try to be upfront about it
Like this is why I hate him so much
But there's so much more to it
Than just like we're looking at these facts
If that were the case
These conversations would be
Very, very easy
The people that you point this out
I'll give one example of this
And I won't name any names
But I know you had an interaction with somebody
And as you often do invited them
Down to have a have a drink
And this is a person who was a young person
And you said
I mean, Christian Cooper isn't that young
You will
If we're wrong
Younger than no
And said, you know
Look
You gotta get things right
And you're getting things wrong
And you're a young guy
And it was just not penetrating
And the action is admirable
The result is frustrating
And that's why Matt says
How many open email
Because you're constantly emailing people
From your perspective
Which is an honest one that says
If you get it wrong
I presume that you're gonna want to fix this
How many what percentage of time do people want to fix it
Never
Almost never
They don't want to fix it
And I think Coleman Hughes
Yeah
He's the one person I know
He's like, oh, shit
I better
Yeah, yeah
Cause you're gonna backhand him
Yeah, he's the top of his son
Like, come in
Yeah
Coleman
Comes down
Fired from the band
But Coleman, Coleman's an interesting example of a guy
I mean, you mentioned Dave Smith
There was a
Like, he did a
Kind of now
Amongst a certain
Small Coder of people
That was kind of a famous episode of a show
Where Dave Smith came on
He said, you know, give me your best arguments sort of thing
And I was about to put it on
And I was like
Three fucking hours
Yeah
I can't do this
And then at three hour three I was like
You got more to go
Give me another argument
Cause he did such a calm
Job of going after every argument
Because there are people who become like David Sachs
As I said the other day
I had never tweeted about Ukraine
And became a Ukraine expert overnight
All these people now are on experts
They're Ukraine experts
They're gonna be then as well experts
They'll be Cuba experts
You know, in two weeks
And they learn a script
They're like actors
They have all the stuff that
You know
I'm not, you know
I'm not going into the role
Like Robert De Niro
I'm inhabiting the character
And I'm gonna anticipate what that person would say
They have the scripts
They have the
The usual points that I make
And Coleman in that episode
I thought was so good
Because he's somebody who's done
Very, very deep dives
Over a long period of time
And just
New the scripts
Very easy to know what these people are gonna say
Because it's like watching fight tape
You understand
It's like that Superman movie
Where like Luther knew all the
All Superman's movies
Yeah, yeah exactly
99, 97
Exactly, exactly
And that is exactly right
And it was like, you can
You can
Dog was good
Come back at this stuff
That, you know, with arguments
That are a little more contextualized
And nuanced
Because people know a script
And that's the problem that I have
It takes a lot of time
That's like a lot of time
And before it ends
I want to bring something else to you guys
I got one thing before we get on with this
But, you know, it used to be the
Like, it went from like, I don't know
Who like
Like Robert Wright
David Rothkoff
All the way to like Glenn Greenwald
And Norman Finkelstein
Right
And then it blew
And these were kind of like
All people dealing in facts
Sort of, like for the most part
I mean, including Glenn Greenwald
And it blew past them
To Ian Carroll
Yeah
Mm-hmm
And
Norman Finkelstein to his credit
Has expressed some
Uncomfortableness
With this Ian Carroll
It's because you're in love with Norman Finkelstein
We've established that for a long time
Well, I do, and you know
If you're in Norman Finkelstein book
And you'll check his footnotes
They're very thorough
He might leave some stuff out
But what he says in the text
Is actually backed up in the footnote
Which reads like, Caledie
They're on
Basically, the footnotes are just bullshit
Right
So I respect that
But that
How like
How do these people live with themselves
Like Greenwald
And
I'll leave Finkelstein out
Now that they can go
Like, they hang out with their friends
And who's coming to the party tonight
Oh,
Carroll's
Ian Carroll's gonna be their Alex Jones
Tucker Carlson
That's their new crew
I think the way people get there
Is
That
They have lived on the ideological margins
And so they can have aggressive toleration
For
Errant and
Potentially ugly viewpoints
Because
Like with Greenwald
Who I
Now on Substack
We've had on the show
And I've been friendly with him
For a long time
And also we fight a lot too
But um
He's been nice to me too
He is so obsessed
With the
Kind of what he
Would portray as the Omerta
Of like you can't say anything bad about Israel
And bad things are going to happen to you
And you're going to be
Uh
Branded an anti-Sema
And you're going to have your free speech
Taking away
That
That leads
And I've seen some of the libertarians
Who are brand new ideas to do
This is well too
The label brand new ideas to work for reason
Like
Because you are on the margins
And because you are
Actually genuinely pro free speech
And you have some out there opinions
Other people who have out there opinions
You don't want them to be silenced
Of for those opinions
Or for other like ugly
Seeming opinions that you might have
Like there's a
Like an aggressive toleration
That can that can be behind that
And that I find on some level
Noble
But on some other level
I think that they're turning a blind eye to
Like oh that's a bad ally
Because they agree with you
That's not enough
Like they're actually not being
Right so is it the ACLU
When they were defending the Nazis in Skoky
Refused to say a bad word about the Nazis
Right
Yeah I don't think that's...
I think you're right but I think it's very unwise
But that's actually
That is perhaps the perfect example
Of like my own approach to most of these things
I want to be
In a position to disagree forcefully with you
And still have a conversation with you
In particular
And whether or not it's fair
Like I'm going to give you a little bit more rope
If you happen to be particularly influential
And if you have access to say the corridors of power
For example
And I mean it's funny because we really haven't
Talked about it publicly
But like Megan has come up a few times
Like I'm still willing to have conversations with Megan
In public
I would talk to Dave Smith
In public
And I'd talk to Dave Smith
privately in every single conversation we've ever had in private
Has generally been like
Cool and fine
I haven't talked to him in a couple years
But I would
He's a nice guy
And you know with like Megan
I'm supposed to do her show
Like soon I've been talking to her producers about it
Maybe that will or won't happen
But there's a willingness on my part
To have a conversation
With prominent person
With whom I have
Meaningful disagreements
And always have
What is she going to do?
Ground rules
Don't ask me about this
Don't ask me about that
That wouldn't really be acceptable to me
But I don't know
She's never done that before
So until that day comes
Until that happens
Then I'm willing to do it
But I will say
Just again
Lated to this conversation
And what you were just saying Matt
There is a particular kind of sensitivity around these issues
That does remind me
Of the kind of excesses
That we've seen on the left
With respect to quote unquote
Wokeness
And the reality is that even my saying
What I just said
Like I've said it on
On social media for example
And have literally gotten back
Stuffed allegations of like anti-Semitism
Directed at me
For having a willingness to talk to someone
People on Twitter
Which in
Yes
Occasionally
But it's not hard to imagine
And it's certainly not something that I haven't seen
Where there is a kind of lurch
To the assailing of motivations
And even the sort of speculation
About people's like internal worlds
And they're their particular
The particular way that they reach
Certain moral conclusions
And I think you used the phrase a moment ago
Like how can you sleep at night
Well, I suspect it's because
They approach the thing from a different direction
And the ideal thing to do
In most circumstances
If there's an opportunity
To air out the grievance
To expose the actual terrain
Of the disagreement
That can be beneficial for a universe of people
And my instinct is
That it is almost certainly the case
That when I have a conversation
In public with someone I disagree with
The likelihood that I might appeal
To some small percentage
And maybe a huge percentage of their audience
And prevail in the argument
It's not it's not zero
One small thing about this
Is that there's
You know the reason I
Praise
No, I'm sure it's not just because we're friends
Because I think it's
The ideal of how to do
I think that's true to the way
The venue matters a whole lot
The venue matters
The person that your interlocutor matters
Because
I think there are certain people that I have no interest
In that kind of debate
I'm not saying anyone in particular
But it's just I see as a cross
I mean I can't
I mean you
The people who have disagreed
In this mega thing which I haven't paid attention to
I just don't
One of the reasons that I'm
You know
Mostly I'm going to say
I just have no interest
In the kind of real housewives
Of of Twitter
And real housewives of conservative politics
But those people who disagreed
Now don't talk to each other
And say you got a small dick
And you got this
And you're a harlequin
Ben Shapiro
And this and it's like
That's not debate
It's not people going
In the thing that I respect
About Finkelstein
Which is
Not a phrase you hear out of my mouth often
Is that he will come and sit down with you
And have an argument with you
And have a debate with you
And come back and keep doing it
And that is
Maybe that's something about
You know his background
I mean he's like a 68er
An old Maoist
He's in academia for a long time
And you know he's also been attacked
By people on the left
To be a whole book about it
It was I'll burn that bridge when I come to it
So he has no kind of political
Home in a lot of ways
And I think that
Makes people a little more
Willing
I mean greenwald
You know
Is similar in the sense he'll come on your show
And you can have a debate
And it's not going to be a Peer's Morgan Shetfest
And no one's going to be talking about penis size
I hope
I don't know
You never know
A gay friend of ours
Yeah
Assures me
That Mark Levin has a bit dick
Wow
By the way
Wow
That does
Have a looking news
But I want to say that that answers one question
And really raises a couple of other more
In my question
I think you probably need one guess
But yeah
Lay before we let you go
And this is
But I have something on my
Oh yeah
You're not supposed to know
This is it
So I
This is my mind
I think he was leaving
He's folding up his feet
No
This is one of mine for a couple of years
And in my own self-agrand
Do you have like thoughts when you're driving
That are just like so dumb
Like
In my own self-agrandizing thoughts
I didn't want to bring it up
Ever on my podcast
Because I didn't want to be the one responsible
But anyway
But I want
But since you have a Tesla
You know
Full self-driving
Which has become
Very very good
Very very quickly
It's kind of like
Nuclear enrichment
And it takes forever to get to 60%
And it's really got to
90% of it
I will blow up all your tests
Fraptively
It's just contempt and hatred
It speeds
It speeds all the time
You can tell it how much to speed
And it would be perfectly natural
And expected that if you were going to develop a technology
That the law would require you
To limit this technology
To the law
If you're going to want you to finish this
It should
It should not speed
And yet
Despite all the people who hate Elon Musk
And all the people hate cars
No bright politician has
Brought up the fact
Hey
Musk
Your full self-driving
Should not be allowed to speed
Now of course
If they were to do that
That's the end of full self-driving
Because nobody wants to fucking go
15 miles an hour
This is the Bill Blaze Jowski
Of policy ideas
Like
Memo tour
Yeah, he's so poor
But I find it's fascinating
It's just fascinating
That it's been years
And no one has brought up the fact
That it's completely vulnerable
Who wants to be out there defending the fact
No, no, I'm against this legislation
Full self-driving
All to be able to go
Correct
90 miles an hour
And 55 mile an hour zone
I just want you to know
We're going to cut all of this out of the contest
That's how we keep this
It's fascinating
Just say you know
There was this conversation
On Twitter
Do you remember this we talked about in the show
Where like it was like
Bataglacist
These people about speed limits
And it was like
And people are driving cams
And I was like
And I was like
I can respond to this by saying
I speed through all these
Like yeah, you can't really
It's a hard thing to defend
I bring a lot
And I'm fine
That's really not
Not
But I wanted to ask you about something
That um
That's it
Nobody
Nobody finds this
Okay, it's okay
No
I mean
That's why you have
In the car
Yeah, that's not in the car
It stays in the car
Don't talk about it in the car
That's going to be a new segment
Called keep it in the car
Actually afraid this could get out
And I can be the cause of it
Yeah, I don't want you to
So that you know
Most of us
And Donnie's been talking about
Lowering the speed limits
Like 15 miles an hour
And like a cash grab
What are you doing now
Yeah, don't give these
Fucking guys any ideas
Yeah, cut cut
They don't have ideas
No, the thing that every
That you've talked about
A million times
And
Is ground news
Oh, yeah
I haven't talked about it
With you in a very long time
But
It's probably the thing
That people knew you for
All the sudden
They didn't know the guy who
On the comedy club
Maybe a little bit here and there
But it was when you came out
Defended Louis
And that was a big moment
And he he clears this throat
There was a
Two episode
Edition of the Daily
Which you were very angry about
And I still don't remember
Why so maybe you can remind me of that
But just talk about that
A little bit because you became
Somebody that was a bit
Of a free speech champion
Which one would presume
Because you're on a comedy club
But you were outward facing
And that was
Kind of a
Dangerous thing for the club
At the time
To come out and defend
Defend Louis
Well it
We didn't know whether it was a
Dangerous thing for the club at the time
Looking back on it now
I don't think it was nearly as dangerous
As I worried that it was
Maybe if I put my foot in my mouth
Like a lot of people did
It would be more dangerous
But you know
Business wasn't affected at all
Again at the time
I really didn't know what I was getting into
And I think I told this story
It's one of the best things about my wife ever
Is that when it looked really bad
We had protesters in front of the club
And every dumb
You actually had protesters in front of that
And like the Huffington Post
And everybody's writing articles
Slate
I said to my wife
I said
What if you know
What if this upends us
What if we have to move back above the store
What if
Business takes a huge hitch
And she did not miss it
But she says
I've had less before
Wow
I've had less before
That's it
She's done to you know
She's done to you know
She's done to you know
She's done to you know
She's done to you know
Yeah
Because she loves you
No no no
This was the exact same time
She was texting me
And you know
Under so much pressure at the time
That was your answer
Under so much pressure at the time
To have a woman stand by you
Like that
Like if I had the same time I had to deal with this
While she was carving you
Yeah you know what you're doing it
That would have just been unbearable
But um
Uh
The yeah
I mean I'd always had this attitude
When I went to law school
Everybody had this attitude
It's a matter of fact just a little aside
When I went to law school
If you had given on a law school uh
Test
A hypothetical that
That was exactly the same
As uh
Derek Chauvin
And George Floyd
With the manual
And the jury and all that
One hundred percent that law school class
Would have said the conviction
Should have been overturned
Just this was
A different time
And I just carried that same sensibility
Towards Louis
Like why in the world would I
Throw this guy out
Who is accused of
Accused of something
Twelve years ago
And the other side of the country
Not not a workplace thing
It's like I just couldn't do it
But at the same time
You did
Respond
Because when he
I mean for those of
Listeners who don't know
The seller is that you have a schedule
You have people on the schedule
But you have people that drop in
And that's the excitement of the seller
That is probably number one thing
I hear from people is
If I go maybe Dave Chappelle will show
Maybe one of these big comedians
Will show up
Because you're testing out material
And they do all the time
And they do all the time
And I've seen some
Insane comedians
All the time
Only one
One seven
Yeah
You know I've seen comedians there
That do 20,000 Cedarinos
Yeah
That is walking
But
Louis
Kind of inched back into
Doing
Mark Levin
inched back into
Louis kind of
Dips his toe
Is that bad too
Into the water
And comes and does a set
Wow
And then
Somebody
Freaks out
And loses it
And
You respond to that by
Instincting a new policy
Which
I don't know if your wife would agree with this one
When I read it I was like
What are you doing
Just tell them to go fuck off
You say they get their money back
They can walk
They can just get
And you'll cop
Their drinks in their food
He's had that policy forever as far as I know
Right
No, the school mitral and risk
Then that was a response to Louis
Oh, it was a response to Louis
Okay
Yeah, because it was the one argument
So just
So when Louis got in trouble
I knew this was coming
And I had actually written an essay
Like I was really gathered
My thoughts
I said, No, I'm going to have to face this
What are you going to do
Like I had really gathered my thoughts
I contacted my friend
Who's a union side
Labor lawyer
You might meet
If you might meet him next month
He's still my friend
And I asked him like
Well, how would the what would the union attitude
Be about somebody who was in
Get fired for something like this
He's like
No, the union would never allow for anything like this
Union would want a hearing
And you know
Cross examination
I was gathering all my thoughts
I spoke to
The council for the ACLU
I mean, I really had all my arguments
Can I interject
When the first idea came
That he come to you or you come to him
Say, come and do a set
No, he was a Sunday night
I was sleeping
I had no idea he was coming
Okay
So people think because
Louis did the introduction
Of his show
Walking into the comedy seller
That we were friends
But we were not friends at all
As a matter of fact
I didn't even know he was going to do that
In the show
He did that
It was generous of him
But he did that because
It fit his show
I mean, I knew him for years and years
And years
Had almost no interaction with him
So this wasn't standing up for your best friend
No, not at all
Yeah
It was simply because
I
It's like the oath to guess
How was I going to justify
I'd have to lie through my teeth
Over and over and over again
That's why I did this
And I felt deeply that it was wrong
So I was sleeping in any
Showed up earlier than we expected
And then the shit just hit the fan
You know
And I was in the thick of it
And um
But because I had really thought
Everything through in advance
I was up to it in some way
And that Michael Barbarale
interview
Well
You
What was your problem with that?
I remember it
I remember listening to that
And we had known each other a little bit
I don't really know you at the time
And I thought you came across
Really well and you made the point
It turned out okay
Now you have a friend here now Andy Mills
Who was on the inside of that interview
Yeah, I probably tell you what
Yes
But um
So what
So the first time they contacted me
They made it seem like they're kind of on my side
And they walked in
With the microphone on
And then they they were just
Putting me through the ringer
It got so ugly
And of course I didn't record it
I'm such an idiot
That
Juanita
My wife was
Through them out
Get the fuck out of here
He answered you were ready
How many times I said Juanita
Take it easy
That's true
In my way
I see her get five
Everyone has seen
No, not the
Juanita
Take it easy
Juanita
Is Puerto Rican at 12
It got really
It got really okay
Because he really blindsided me
Really ambushed me for like an hour
And I got through the interview
And then for like six weeks
It wasn't aired
And then I got a call from his officer
Michael just has one more question
He wants to ask you about this
Swimitorone risk policy
And how it's working out
Can he call you
I said sure he can call me
That's why you can hear it on the interview
Like I'm like totally casual
My kids are in the background
And then he went at me again
For like another 45 minutes
Never even asked me about the Swimitorone risk interview
Then the interview comes out
And they literally spliced
My words into paragraphs
I didn't say
So I was outraged
But there was one
Single thing there
Well they asked me about Mike Tyson
I don't remember exactly what it was
And I was worried
Oh shit
The way this sounds
No they asked me about Bill Cosby
Right
And I said that I would
Would you use Bill Cosby
I said well
I wouldn't put him on
But I would not judge any other club
That does want to put Bill Cosby on
Because what
A businessman
Does with another free person
To in terms of their
It's none of my business
I put it better than that
But that was basically
But the way it came out
I was like all this Mike Tyson trouble for me
So I contacted the office
I said can Michael call me
Or can I speak to Mike
There's one little part there
Maybe they could add in more of what I actually said
I said yeah Michael will call you at two o'clock
And then two o'clock came
He never called me
And he's ghosted me ever since
And I asked I've asked for the actual
Full interview if I
You know it just it was a total hit
Hit job but in the end
Yeah
I did come out okay
Because I had all my arguments together
And even with all their editing
They weren't able to get me
As far as booking
But let me tell you something
There's so much other stuff
On the cutting room floor
Screaming
Yelling
Him he said why
He says to me one time
No why are you blaming the victims
Wow
What
And I said blaming the
I said right now
You tell me exactly what you're referring to
Because I know what you're trying to
Like it got very ugly between
And of course that never
Is there
But as far as like booking
Comics
There has been a thing that we've talked about
And you obviously know
And it kind of relates to everything we've been talking about previously
Of comedians that have gone out
And become very political
And said some things that are kind of crazy
Like I'm thinking of a couple of comics in particular
That I was like whoa
That's not what I expected
And you know it's counter to kind of everything that you believe
etc
Do you ever have a thought
Like you know what
I don't like that guy
I don't like what he says
I don't like his podcast
I don't like the shit that he says
Maybe if it's about Jews
Or Israel
There's a lot of Jews stuff
That comes with
Comedian podcasts these days
That you wouldn't book them
No I don't have that thought
Never
No
I really
I don't people don't believe
I really don't
It's just not the way I'm
Built
I mean you have like a couple of terrorists who work for you right
Basically
A lot
Oh my god
Which one
It's like I have had people over the years who work for me
Who have like a Facebook in English
And it's all very reasonable
And then somebody said
Well you should see his Arabic Facebook post
But really
On this point
Is the most important
Person in your life
Is
Your long since past father
Yeah
You talk about him a lot
You have amazing funny stories about
He's the one who started the club
He owned the cafe war
Which is famous
No I own the cafe
He didn't know
He didn't know
You own the cafe war
But he owned other clubs
And
The number of stories he told me about it
Him
And I was like
Oh this is where Nome comes from
The kind of
Ertex of Nome
Is
His father
Hiring
I talk to
I can reveal his name
Talk to Mustafa
Mustafa
Who's was Dave Chappelle's
Longtime Manager
And he told me the story
Of coming into the club
And he's from Haifa
And he says
I'm from Palestine
And he goes and asks for a job
And my father says
No I'm from Palestine
No he said I'm from
Yeah I'm from Palestine
And then
Mustafa said
That he sat down at a table
Yeah
And he's like
I guess
I got a job interview
I'm going to talk
And I want to be a
A waitress
And a waiter
Well the fine joke about that
Was that there was one male waiter
Who was gay
And he's like
It's not a man
But it sits down
And instead of an interview
He argues with them
About the Middle East
For like four hours
And that was kind of
How he got people
To come in
People that
He would
Disagree with only
That was the requirement
That was the culture
The place always
That was the culture
My father's life
That's where the
Comedy's central show
Tough crowd came from
Colin Quinn's show
Yeah
That was the Colin Quinn
You know he based that show
On the
Arguing at the table
In the Comedy Seller
Okay
And it was the same crew actually
Yeah
So that's just
That's where we were up
But it was always
I mean that's why
To this day
Everyone in the kitchen
Is Egyptian
Or
A lot of Mexicans now
Yeah
But everyone
One guy comes out
And he said
Yeah he fought in the sixth day
War on the
Wrong side
He
I don't know what he walks out
My
I don't want to say the wrong thing
Whatever
Who gets a shit
My father used to book
Dean Obadala
You know Dean Obadala
Dean Obadala
Dean Obadala
He used to book every single night
Yeah
Dean God bless him
He's
He's
He's not very funny
No
And then he came
Some
Estee
The book
He said
Many
Why
He said
Just book him
It was
Only because he wanted him to come
And to argue about his real
Impalas
That's great
He was sacrifice
In some way
Or
You know
Like
He's sacrificed
It really
I don't want to
Overstate it
Yeah
Why not
But
It's video
I was
I don't have to
Point is that
My father's priority
Yeah
Was
He wanted Dean
There's
Every night
So he could scream
And yelling
Yeah
And already
But Palestine
I mean
Oh God
That's a risky
Businesses
I think
Booking him every night
Is far riskier
Than you defending
Even Bill Cosby
Yeah
I didn't defend Bill Cosby
I never understand that you did
It's on the cutting room floor
They left him
So damaging too
And I want to also point out
This is what the second
Podcasts in a row
That
Well not
No, there's been one
And I mean
But two out of three
Where somebody
The guest is
Shit on Michael Pabaro
Oh, that's right
Chris Chris
That's right
When
When ham on Pabaro
Yeah, he did
In the last
Michael Barbaro has
Total access to the
Recordings that I'm referring to
I challenge him
Mr. Barbaro
I challenge him
To release those interviews
That he did with me
Well, you know how
I know that
You were upset about this
Because the time
That I said that the first show
A first live show
That we ever did
As if it's home
Was at the Comedy Cellar
You weren't there that night
And our guest
Was Michael Barbaro
And I think that you might
Have even said
I wouldn't have allowed that
To happen
No, I didn't
I would have allowed it
The one person
You wouldn't book
Release the dormant files
Yeah, release the dormant files
Oh my gosh
Yeah, he said
We had two guests
On that
Yeah, we had a knife
Jody Evergan
Jody Evergan
Can I just
Can I just rehabilitate Dean
I mean the story is colorful
Dean was
A good comedy
Comedian in good standing there
Yeah, but just
Yeah, that was a very lawyerly
You didn't say he was just not fun
I feel that
I'm just trying to tell the story
You mean he did his bill
I'm trying to be a good rock and tour
Yeah
Yeah
That was in Jody Evergan
I love Jody
I found out something about Jody
Which I never put together the last name
Is that I had been researching this thing
For years
About the LaPenka bombing
A bombing that happened
In Nicaragua
Where all these kind of sandalista
Journalists were there
And one of the people
Was
Was last name was Avergan
And I finally asked him
He's like, I guess my father
Tony Avergan
And I was like the guy who was like
Literally said it was the CIA
It turned out it was San Nusa
It was the bomb this thing
And it turned this happened much later
And it was like a big
Well at that point no one cared about
Nicaragua anymore
But at the time it was like
We're blowing up journalists
In to make a point against this
Contra leader etc
And it was this big conspiracy theory
And his father was
Was kind of part of
Of spreading that
And I was like, holy cow
Is that Europe
And we have this conversation
In Jody is an amazing guy
Who texted me one time
He said, my parents are in town
Because he was married to the other
Women named Martha Honey
Who was like a big left wing journalist
Who was supporting the San Nusa
He said, come over
So I went over
And we had this amazing
Because the loveliest people in the world
And we talked about
Like how they got that so wrong
And that was Jody's parent
And I was always wanted to do something about that
Until I realized that no one gives a shit about Nicaragua
But it barely did at the time
So
Anyway
Oh gosh
Well no I appreciate you coming by
It's always wonderful to hang out with you
We owe you a great deal
Have many fond memories at the seller
Anytime I talk to someone
Who is visiting New York
And they say, what should I do
That's what we do
Go to the seller
Especially me
It isn't even a secret
But it is for whatever reason
Like people can still get in
And there isn't like a line down the block
The way they're ought to be
And I can say that
There's a lot
No, in the restaurant
There is a restaurant
The restaurant is part of the two
And you should be coming up to the cafe
I'm saying
Because up in the cafe is a show too
You got cool people hanging out in the back
We're frequently there
Oh you're building a new one too
You got the new one too
When's that open?
I said the opening date is moving backwards
Like a hitchcock special effect
You know
This is New York closed for you
And in a way it's a
60 days
I'm hoping
How's that soon
Yeah
Okay, you have a name for that
You want to reveal it?
Well it's going to be the comedy sale
But I'm going to name it in some way
After my father
Like the
The comedians want me to name it
The Managed Warman
Comedy Theater
I want to name it The Managed Warman Comedy
I don't know how to name it
And
Yeah
Fuck is the matter with you people
No, you're laughing
No, I do
I want to be like
I want the same thing but more Jewish
Yes
Well no, that's the thing
So he was known
Like he was Israeli
And he considered his name to be Managed Warman
But yeah, his nickname was Mani
And everybody knew him was Mani
So it makes perfect sense to name it Managed Warman
Because people say
We're at the Mani
Right?
Like my big deal is an idea
Was it called the Man
Yeah
But in this time of uh
Anti-Semitism
I just feel this or say no
It's the fucking Manachemd Warman Comedy
Wow
That's really I feel about it
It's really an idea
Refinement
The Trump
Yeah
The Trump candidate
I'm just saying it's a thing
But I just think
Yeah
So in some way I can name it
Yeah, it's my father
Yeah, the IDF
I'm more nervous doing this show
That I am debating like
Omar Bartov is such a good guy
I don't know
I don't know
Don't be nervous
Is that because
Bartov is a lightweight
And we're not
Is that what you're saying?
That's what I'm saying
Because I want to do well
With you guys
I want your approval
Yeah, okay
Be um
You know we're still on campus
I know
This is one I'm sure
Be because you guys are so smart
Like you know
And Bartov is not
Yeah
And see because I'm more in control
And I don't have like as a guest
You don't want to talk too much
You want to be like
I know from the host side
When a guest is overbearing
It says
Yeah, yeah
No, I always hear it from you
When I'm like
How was the guest
And then it's just like
I'm like
It's not too much
Waste that was
And that's
That's a good 50% of the time for you
So we compared
No, so we have
You've had this
Where certain people were just so awful
You just couldn't even air it
Yeah, has that happened with us
We had some lost that
Yeah, we was having a couple times
Had a couple times
Sometimes we'll air like two minutes of it
Just because we really have it
Well, we had one that we didn't air
That was the night that Joe Biden's brain
Collapsed on television
Yeah
In the debate
Because my liver collapsed
In Matt's that that day
In Matt
We were sitting there watching it
Right here and we were just like
Oh my god
And it was so hard
Like you know
I mean we all knew what was happening with Joe Biden
We were talking about him
Everybody was drinking a lot
And we were just like
This is bad
And we were
Heist in the jars as the Irish would say
And we came
Back here to record audio only at the time
Before I went to video
In Matt
Sat down with the microphone
I didn't realize it
Because I think we were talking to other people
And we sat down
And like foster brooks would have been embarrassed
It was like
Japan
And it was
It was the most
I can see them looking at each other
Like it was the most
It was the most astonishing thing
Like Bernie Shaw during your rap war
Yeah, that was John King when
Well, the line was cut
Oh, that's another one
Oh, remember that one?
He was out
Because he was then married to
The other woman
See on the blonde woman there
And they were out at dinner
Yeah, and
But he was called
Did you know that was a great name
Dana Batch
And yeah, I think it was the correspondent
And I was like
You gotta get back
We got bin Laden
And he came back
And this clip is
Shockingly hard to find
And I don't know if they're making copyright claims on it
But he is one of my favorite videos
We got him like
John King
You know
Been a lot of money killer
And he's like
Yeah, it's fucking
He's fucking out
And yeah
The line
Yeah, it's like a construction guy
Right? He's from like
Say I remember
I don't know
But the guy's fucking
Damn, that's awesome
It wasn't that bad
But it was
Hilarious drunk
And also
On
Kennedy show
Corey Lewandowski
I was came on
Kennedy show drunk
Yeah
You know, my
Bernie Shaw during the golfer
I don't remember if he'd been drunk
That dichotomy
That was
Yeah, you sure
Yeah, sure you could find him
Bernie Shaw
We should do a
Seeker
The liquor
Bernie
He was so great
He was great
He was very sure
He was very good
He was like the last anchor to have Grovy Toss
Yeah, I think that's true
Anyway
Yeah
Lost episode of Matt
I think I probably have it somewhere
We spliced in a couple of bits
In it when we
Oh yeah, I cut one
A little bit
I did it
Because I was editing it
And I did like a
Like a voiceover
Of like we
Couldn't
It was like, you know
It was like a twilight zone
Voiceover
I was like
We couldn't
Enter certain parts of this episode
And then kind of like
I got it
I got it
I got it
He's
He's
Sorry
I bet
You got to play it at your live event
I think we should
Well, at the new club
We're going to have a 16-foot wide TV screen
Oh wow
You guys want to do a live event there
And you can play like
Outtax
Oh wow
Yes
Well, did they do the first one there
Yeah
We want to do the first one there
Let's open the place with this one
What's the seat
What's the
We'll get 200
200
All right
Now we can fill that up
Easy
A little small
All right
We got this
We didn't get to
And I just want to say
The one thing I'm very upset about
Is
For some reason there's a video
Curtis Lee
Well
And we didn't get to it
So what do we do
I shouldn't just play it
That's
Oh, that's what it was
Sure
Do you support a united Ireland
Do you support a united Ireland
That's right
Dr. Rebels
United Ireland
That's right
John Connolly
Right
Does you remember
1960
Easter Sunday
Did the mayor mention that
Got in a shot at
Did the mayor mention that because
Mayor Ramdani was at the St. Patrick's Day
Event breakfast and passing the door breakfast
I was in breakfast here
In which he gave a speech about the genocide in Palestine
Which by the way it does appeal to all of Ireland
Uh-huh
Which is a country
That really is obsessed with that issue
To know your constituency
And but it's very disappointing
Because I do like Curtis Lee
I do I just have this fondness form
Despite the fact that we invited him on
And I don't think
He responded
Unlike
Cuomo who said yes 15 times
They've never showed up
Which is worse
Oh Cuomo by a lot
By a lot
But Sleewa
That is
With the end of the show
So I will not do a French goodbye
But that is
Not an opinion that I appreciate
I kind of want to try to do it
I had Sleewa on and I couldn't get
Every answer was canned
One time he gave the same canned answer twice
He forgot and he'd already said it
Oh yeah
He would have
Yeah
All right that was a banger of an episode
Wasn't it?
Pretty good
Pretty good
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