THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 142 — Charlie's All-Time Greatest Clips

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1:00a company that specializes in gold IRAs and physical delivery of precious metals. Learn how you could protect your wealth with noble gold investments at noblegoldinvestments.com. That is noblegoldinvestments.com. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard. It is once again thought crime Thursday. For the last year, we've been continuing thought crime and continuing out the mission in as many ways as we possibly could while we've been down a man. And while we've been down, the best man I think any of us have ever worked with certainly. When we found out looking ahead that it was going to be a Thursday that 910 fell on, we said what's the best way to commemorate that, commemorate the day, but also remember the fact

2:05that this was a day one year ago that we lost Charlie. And team sat down and came together and actually put together a really, really special episode for all of you guys. And I hope the people will share this because this is some of our favorite moments with Charlie for all the times that we hosted thought crime with him all the way back to I think some of the very first episode, some of the very first thought crimes that we ever got into here on the program. I know we had talked about doing a show like this for a while and it eventually came to be that we would have a show where we just sort of got into all the stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else during the week and it took off and became a really big popular hit and probably the biggest show that we do all week every week and never once thought that we wouldn't even make it

3:07to 100 episodes without Charlie. And to me and I think for all of us, this is absolutely the best thing we could do today. Well, this is going to be a mashup of some of the funniest, some of the most lighthearted, some of the most famous clips of thought crime. There are some that we all star in, but this is going to be an ode to Charlie. So his best moments, I have to say, I mean, we all have favorite moments from thought crime, but you reminded me of this chambermaid. Chambermaid? I heard it's a good one. Chambermaid. So far, for the action. The South Park reaction. Just a lot of Lord of the Rings talk. Lots of other rings. The Lord of the Rings. The thing is, we were the earplugs. Remember the earplugs with Don Jr. What's that, Jack? The earplugs controversy with Don Jr. With all the show. Taylor, the Photoshop. The earplugs. You know, I haven't seen Taylor Swift makes it in here.

4:12I haven't seen the final. We need to have, I think we, do we ever have the final confrontation with Jack not having all the studs on his jacket? Yes. At the gallery. They talk about that. I didn't have any studs. Or was it you? It was that, Jay, none of you had them except Charlie. He didn't have the studs. Shopping is this. So yeah, it was, yeah, it was Tuxedo Gate. And we're in Andrew and Charlie's most famous clip ever. Black, black pilots. Like, there's so much stuff. We've never heard of that. There's so much good stuff here that took over the internet. Who knew when we came up with this show concept? You know the true story is Charlie and I were wanting to do a panel show. And then it was Blake bringing Blake on that was the impetus. It was so much. Blake had been canceled. I have committed many of thought crimes. So Blake had been canceled for committing thought crimes. And so we wanted a place where we could like bring Blake back into the world. You know, and it was awesome. There's so many cool clips. And my favorite personal one, favorite thought crime episode will always be the Thanksgiving one.

5:15It will always be that. With the, oh yeah, Charlie with his cranberry. Like the only acceptable way to have cranberry is the disgusting tin. And you just have the gelatinous cylinder upon the plate. Did the banana peel one on thought crime too though, right? He did. I hope that has. We did the face. Actually, and I will say, Yeah, yeah, yeah, one of my favorite moments from thought crime actually was more recently with you. Overtly pagan. So I just want to give you an honorable overt mention. It's a great pagan. Awesome. Lord of the rings just have quite the relationship. Yeah, it's, it's one of the things. But anyways, everybody, please enjoy this special tribute to our dear friend that. His presence on the show. I hope you guys feel every week because we feel it when we do the show. And he had a lot of great moments. And this is our ode to Charlie. Enjoy. So everybody welcome to this new show that we're doing. Familiar set, but a different vibe.

6:15Jack and I are going to have thought crime conversations. And we have some amazing stuff. Somebody asked me, they said, Charlie, how do you best describe thought crimes? I said, it's basically a group chat that became a podcast. Why do liberal white women believe that they must disdain the liberal agenda when they aren't the victim? Oh, white guilt. Yeah, I mean white liberal women are largely, you know, devoid of purpose. They don't have husbands who satisfy them. And so they look for other purpose. And whether it be Xanax, Valium, wine, or BLM, they have to find something to fill that void. I'm not I don't like Taylor Swift. And at all. And most guys, wasn't that the real topic, right? But that's kind of the real topic. And I feel as if she's being forced upon our culture, like it's this Taylor colonizing effort. It takes two to be forced on though. So hold on. No, no, no, no, no, I'll prove it. So then Blake, don't even get me started. You're going to be like, don't watch the NFL. You don't forget it. Okay, I'm going to preempt your order. I'm a Chicago Bears fan. Tyler knows this. That's rough. They are awful.

7:16They are awful this year. Justin Fields is not good. They are awful. They need new ownership. They need a quarter back new coach. So I mean, I watch the Bears. It's a habit. Have my whole life. So I'm watching the Bears Chiefs game. And obviously the entire the announcers, like these 75 year old men are like swooning over Taylor Swift. Why? Because the ratings of the game like went through the roof. Like people were buying like Sunday NFL ticket. I got dragged to one Taylor Swift concert. I will never go back. I was in the very back. It was awful. It was all women in Gaze. That was it. And I was like, I want I want to be dead right now. I want to be dead. I don't want to do this. I've been to other concerts with attractive females. Like Ariana Grande. I've been to at Coachella. See, Ariana got very impressive. I walked away from that. I want to coachella. When your area Grande got up. Had a really great time with it. It was fun. Taylor Swift was a fun. It was miserable. Because most of her fans are miserable.

8:16I don't understand this. Here's Taylor Swift. Who you know, she was endorsing Joe Biden. But she did it with these like disgusting Walmart cookies. Right. Back in 2020. As if I mean, and by the way, is this some sort of thing like I should be in the kitchen, making cookies for you? Is that what you're trying to tell us? Taylor Swift. Is that like your rightful places to make cookies or something? It's a very weird thing. She did make those. I think it's reading a bit much into that. Who does that? It's very strange. If you're going to put like their complicated frosting designs on cookies, they always end up looking like kind of crap. Am I supposed to believe she actually made those? I don't think so. She's so. Yeah, I think this whole thing is an odd. I don't think a lot of people are asking that question. She definitely wanted to. She wanted to endorse Joe Biden. So she got Joe Biden cookies. I think it matters whether she made them or not. It's not cute. It's not interesting. I don't find anything she does to be interesting. But that's the whole. She's an op. She's a created op of the mockingbird. What I would say is we talk about her all the time. So we clearly do find her interesting. And some. No, no, it's forced on us. That's not true. I would never talk about her if this wasn't

9:17force fed by the masters of the universe. Time magazine. And force fed is. Travis Kelsey. Oh, yeah. What happened to hold on? You cannot watch an NFL game. Travis Kelsey for state farm. Travis Kelsey for Pfizer. Travis Kelsey for some random car insurance thing. Travis, it's like what company doesn't have Travis Kelsey? I mean, I'm trying to watch a dang football game. And it's Travis Kelsey for Uber Eats and Travis Kelsey for subway. And oh, by the Travis, I'll see Kelsey for my auto and Travis Kelsey for. It's like, is there is I'm telling you that doesn't happen by mistake. It's the same thing with Jennifer Lawrence. And they find people that they can use for cultural type influence. And Taylor Swift is perfect. She's a liberal, but she doesn't overplay it in recent years. She sells. She's the most popular. No one doubts that she's popular, of course, normal. Of course, she's popular. And she also, she's that demo that they want to dominate, which is upper middle class white girl, suburban America. That's their pathway to world domination. And she controls that demo. Of course, we acknowledge she controls it. I mean, we don't live on Neptune. But the sole Travis Kelsey thing is so staged, right, Jack?

10:18I mean, you watch an NFL football game. I remember Erica walks in. She says, what commercial is he not in? Leanne's Levy's wage garnishment's bank account seizures. Those aren't just words. That's the IRS taking what you've earned, your paycheck, your savings, your retirement, even your home. And it's accelerating. IRS notices and letters are up more than 85% in the last two years. If you or your business, oh, back taxes, or you have unfiled tax returns, do not wait, call American tax group. The nation's leading tax firm at 888-381-3816. Here's what the IRS is counting on. That you'll do nothing. That you'll put it off for one more week. But understand, you could wake up tomorrow morning and find your bank account frozen. Levy, overnight, just like that, prove them wrong. Fight back because every week you wait, you hand them more leverage. I've done my homework and America tax groups, tax lawyers, and enrolled agents aggressively fight for you against the IRS and state taxing authorities. There are experts and powerful programs

11:19that may even help you eliminate your tax set altogether. So call 888-381-3816 for a free consultation or visit americataxgroup.com slash Charlie Kirk. They're coming for what's yours. Don't let them take it without a fight. That's americataxgroup.com slash Charlie Kirk. I hope they have a wonderful marriage. I hope Travis Kelsey is the MVP of the league. They win a Super Bowl and that they have a Super Bowl baby. I hope that they have lots of children. It'll make them happier. I have learned that anything I say about Taylor Swift is the easiest way for me to get publicity. It's amazing. I don't even try. By the way, it's like international news. People are texting me from high school and they're, I haven't heard from these people in the year. It is really something. All I said is that Taylor Swift should submit to her husband, which is abundantly biblical. Apparently I'm starting a race war in the WNVN.

12:21You've done it again. You've done it again. I have a tendency to start race war. There is this placid world where there is the women's national basketball. And of course a bunch of women always get along. Yeah, women are known for getting along. They live in harmony with one another. They definitely never have beefs or arguments or disputes or ride the only Charlie Kirk would start. Only you could do it. WNVN was great. I'm sure all 10 people at their games were having a blast. I used to throw though guys. No, I'm not. I just don't know. Charlie's actually, this is a pre-dependent self. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Put up the photo. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. I haven't even taken days upon it. Put it up, put it up. Do we have it? We're going to need to see you in a name. We zoom in here. I don't know if they can zoom in. Text matters here, guys. No, no. No context shall be allowed. Here is at an Oregon duck's game. And if you zoom in there, if you gaze at his, at what would be his left ear at the right end of the photo, he has a ear plug

13:22within his ear to conceal himself from the true authentic side of the game. Simple question for Don. Do you ever wear your protection when you shoot? When I shoot, yes. Okay. It's the same. That's all. Yeah. You have to do what you should. No, I didn't. I'm going to do the same desk. Oh, the studio. It's a hundred twenty seven decibels. I have, like, I have taken like my daughter to like one of these concerts when we're sitting for row at a concert or something where it's just so loud. I'm like, and I hate the music. I will. I have done that. But at a football game. It was a hundred. Charlie, this is not a new one. I think Charlie just. We're coming in as done as a little. This is not a normal stadium, guys. Charlie, are you a Democrat? Are you? Are you? Have you been eating a lot of soy? There's some things you were either just lose your hearing for. It's like it's worth it. It's just you got it. You got to eat the main card. It's like it's it's loud. It's like a gunshot. It's a hundred and twenty seven decibels, which is louder than a music concert.

14:24It's not a normal stadium. I'm a producer on Charlie's radio show. And I learned that Charlie was going to Greenland when he sent us the photo of him in Greenland. And I believe that's when Andrew learned about it. I believe that's when everyone learned about it. So Charlie just went and he just absconded on us. To my credit, though, I was sworn to secrecy. I could have leaked it and all that. I drives me nuts when people do that. So you guys understand you got to take that stuff seriously. So it is objectively one of the most beautiful places I've ever been. It reminds me of like deep interior Alaska, like untouched wild where you come in contact with God's creation with no filter. A place where there is a town and then there's no connection to modernity from that point forward. I mean, there's polar bears that just walk through downtown. Which is the largest town in Greenland. That is a great word for it. So just kind of some backstory. Don Jr. called me up and he said, hey, do you want to pop on Trump Force One and fly with me to Greenland?

15:25I'm like, yeah, I'll do that. So we took off at 2 a.m. Locals fan or time in Palm Beach. I did one of the things I hate most, which is to fly a red eye flight. Pretty easy to fly a red eye flight on Trump Force One. Might I add those? So landed in Greenland as the sun was rising at 11 a.m. local time. Got off the plane. We were greeted by hundreds of people in Magahats. We went to some of their sacred sites. We went to the top of this hill and took those pictures as the sun was rising. We had an amazing meal with a bunch of local Greenlanders. We went to the local cultural museum and ended the day at one of their top kind of bar, hang out, cheers if you will restaurants. They love America. They are the power of the power of American culture. Magah is a worldwide movement. It is transcending borders, largely thanks to social media. So it was a wonderful time in Nuke. That is how you say it, not Nuke.

16:25It is Nuke and honored to have been included in something that very well might have made history. Trump's going to win the nomination. Who's he going to pick as the vice presidential pick? Turns out there has been a lot of discussion of this lately. The odds are shifting rapidly. What are the odds? I'm super curious about that. I'll tell you about my conversation with Trump. That's amazing. The bet fair favorite right now, and this caught me really off guard looking it up just now. Currently, the favorite on bet fair, which is a British betting site, you can bet on this thing in the UK. You're blocked if you try to visit in the US. They have the favorite right now. It's Christy Nome, five to one. Still not strong odds. Second place is Vivek and then at least a phonic. Then the next three, this is another strange one. Tim Scott, Nikki Haley, Ben Carson, and then in seventh place, Tulsi Gabbard. Top seven. I'm not going to say any like name details, but the president has not made up his mind.

17:29Very much open to a lot of different ideas, and we had a real robust conversation about it. He wants to win, and he's getting out. I'll tell you right now, there are, here's what I can tell you. He is being actively lobbied by like five or six different camps on this right now. He's shocked. And the name I think that we should really push forward to it be in the mix as a finalist is JD Vance. I think JD Vance is a finalist because he's a very thoughtful communicator of the America first agenda. He's from a younger demo. He's in his 30s still. I have a plan. The perfect plan. Yes. Is it the Ohio switcheroo? The Ohio switcheroo. Yes. You get JD in as SVP, and then you force DeWine to put in Vivek as senator. We have Tyler Boyer with his hat that was supposed to be at America fest. It's our precinct sheriff hat, and you're not a precinct sheriff of your precinct unless you have this hat. Charlie, here's your hat. Oh, I got to wear one.

18:29No, you don't have to wear it. And Blake, I got one for you guys too. Blake, I think your vitamin D level is negative now, Blake. Well, yeah, basically, we're in the Dakotas. We're called the Sunshine State National. I think you have negative five vitamin D level. It's actually, you blend it into the wall. Congrats. Hey guys, look. I delivered it. Hey. There it is. Finally. I had to go into the archives. And Charlie have like Snapchat filters on right now. I don't know. Everybody point to the hat. One screen grab of this. One graphic. You got to do it. Having Blake with the Magahat makes my year. Because it's a symbol. And Andrew, I want to talk about this. I am now going to wear this everywhere I go. Every single one of you, you need to now get one of these. Go down, donate it. And you need to go into the streets and to show this regime. No. F you actually. We're not going to put up with this.

19:30We're not going to tolerate your nonsense or your BS. We'll not put up with this color revolution. There was a nonstop fight from donors, influencers, elected officials. Who actually gets in the rotunda? Now this is very complicated. Because the presidential inaugural committee, otherwise known as JASIC, does not control all the tickets. It is a joint committee between the Senate and the House and the incoming administration. So as soon as you decide to go in the rotunda, you are 100% in Article One Land within the House and the Senate. So therefore, if you look at the picture before you even get to like, you know, some of Trump's friends outside of the day. I'll get to the day I spend a second. These are all senators. Yeah. So the senators hogged all of the tickets. You're in control territory there. They control that. So to just put this in perspective, there were about 680 seats in the rotunda.

20:31About 400 of them were for Congress. So there was only 230 tickets allocated for Trump and his team, family, and even some select donors. So that huge war over actually who gets ticketing. There was an overflow room where people like Theo Van War and Logan Paul and Megan Kelly and all the governors were in the overflow room. So super honored and thank you to Susie and thank you to everyone who worked so hard on this for approving not just myself but also Erica, big, big lift. And that's big deal, right? It was a huge honor. I got attacked for having good seats, but it wasn't just me. It was also Erica and they were really sweet to include her because all the other congressional spouses, this is what made them really mad. All the congressional spouses were in the overflow room. So the congressional spouses were in the overflow room and Erica got in. Udji deserves it because we were all part of this kind of historic and triumphant moment. And it was just larger than life breathtaking and yeah, that seat gate.

21:38This is the crew. This is the crew at the Mara Lago Gala. We've got Tyler there. We have Jack there. We have Charlie there. I was enabled to attend. It's okay. But we've got this image here. And Daisy saw something a little unusual. She's like something, something's off about that. And then she realized, oh, wait, you know, someone sent me a video from it and some, it didn't look the same. So she looked around. Reveal image 108. So what we have here. The turning point gala is a black tie event. That means wear a black tie wear a tux and what we have discovered. Someone we do not know who, but it was known that Tyler Boer and Jack Pasobak did not follow the dress code. Wait, time out for the turning point gala time out. First of all, Jack, because that's the golden. That's a very way to golden. Before he ever stepped onto a debate stage or behind a microphone, Charlie understood

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24:47Going from 19% to 50, 50, like still laughing. So go from 19% to 55, 50 in one year. He said our class in 2023 in one year is actually impossible. I think Blake, you made this point. Is, are there even enough women or minority potential pilots out there that want to be a pilot? I, where are they going to find these people? We're supposed to, we're supposed to supply going to go. There's a diversity push in literally every industry in America. I think this is the red pill of the red pill. I've every issue where anyone who's remotely norming in my orbit goes 10 out of 10. It's the flight one. I have to be honest. Or like surgeons, surgeon and flight are the top two where it's like, they, no one really cares when it's HR managers. No one cared when it was, you know, just kind of paper shufflers or even engineers. But now when it's like, wait, wait, hold on a second. We're going to remove my appendix and you're a black lesbian.

25:49Yeah. Well, you, you bring these, I think I say this all through the same. I say this all in the show. When I get on an airplane, you know, I want my, got my pilot to be like, hi, this is Chad. Maybe like a little bit of a Southern accent. Chad Buckworth here. No, Chad. Yeah. Blake is my 31,000th hour. I'm kind of bored, honestly. I could do this in my sleep. But I want to say. I want to like cookie cutter like, yeah, this is so, this is so easy to me. I don't want Laquisha James. They have that like pilot voice. And she's just like, hi, ladies and gentlemen. Pray for me. And the truth is, this is a creation that the left wanted. And they think you can't say anything about it because they'll call you a racist. And this is where we really have to take the gloves off and say, your name calling will not get in the way of people safety at 35,000. It's offensive to call someone a diversity hire.

26:50You guys are the ones who legally require diversity hires. You are the ones who say we need to hire people based on skin color. We want excellence. I screwed you weird. But it wasn't really a pushback would have been a relief. It just assumed the premise was accurate. And as if it's like perfectly fine, like, yes, we need the most diverse flight forever. I think that's what's so troubling is in that clip, he doesn't acknowledge that there is structural and cultural reasons for this disparity. And so you're sitting here as like a potential victim in the back of the plane going like, oh my gosh, like he's just going to force this through. And there's he's not, he doesn't seem to care about the fact that if some people can't fly so good, if Delta wanted to just dominate, they should do an ad and be like Delta Airlines. Excellence is how we hire our pilots. And you'll be safe. I'm telling you. You have 20% more like you know they get boycott it too, by the way. No, look, everything is going to be fine, man. 300 people on, I hope I'm wrong. It's just someone's going to die because we could joke about this all we want. You cannot have, it's very, very sophisticated.

27:52You hire people for sophisticated high stakes, immediate call jobs with 50 checklist items. And you do not have competency as the core reason somebody's going to die. Charlie, you've been, you've been zeroing in on these issues. And I don't know if you've been doing it on the show as much or on the chat, but you say, that's a red pill issue. Trust me, this is a red pill issue. And what we're really getting at is I talk to a lot of Normandy. Yeah. And that's why I think this united story and the DEI story hits so hard because we've all been in the back of a plane when the turbulence hits or when you're flying through a storm and you're like, I'm so glad I saw the guy with the right stuff and the square jaw get into the cockpit before we took off. And I feel better now. I mean, like, you want to go thought crime? Like, I'm sorry. If I see a black pilot, I'm going to be like boy, I hope he's qualified. Well, that's the you wouldn't have, you wouldn't have, you wouldn't have done that for. No, not an immediate. No, you wouldn't have, who I am. That's not what I believe is the reality. The left has created. I want to be as blunt as possible because that now I'm connecting two dots.

28:55Wait a second. The CEO said that he's forcing that a white qualified guy is not going to get the job. So I see this guy. He might be a nice person. I say, boy, I hope he's not a Harvard style affirmative action student that has points for and he like he landed half of his flight simulator, you know, trials. That's the thing. And I just I such a good point. And by the way, it also it creates like unhealthy thinking patterns. I don't want to think that way. Probably correct back in 2024. So when he sees a black pilot, he wonders if they're even qualified at all. Donald Trump came out essentially tried to blame diversity for this and throw it on their favorite, you know, DEI, which is their favorite little thing to beat for the record. The totality of my comments were that if you are going to hire based on race and not merit, it begs such lower questions that none of us like. And I even continue the sentence to say, that's not who I am. I don't like it. But you can't even you obviously can't say that. When's the wired magazine article going to be done on black only dormitories?

29:57This is the wired magazine article going to be on anti white hiring practices at Johns Hopkins. Never. Does TP USA see any tension that it sells merchandise of MLK and its website? By the way, we don't anymore. So this guy's outdated. What role does Blake Neff have in creating content on ML? Because I said what have I done this time? Now this is with the best fight, right? Because I mentioned Blake. And he says what role? Well, this is the perfect time to release it. This is a perfect time to announce. And I don't know if the title of this reporter know that Blake Neff is director of MLK history at the Charlie Kirk show. Yeah. It's my new title right there. Right there. Right there. Director of MLK. Wait, we don't want people dying because their smoke alarms aren't going. Yeah, I mean, if there was one thing to. Charlie Kirk and friends are opposed to fire down. Yeah, if there's one thing to shame a community on, it's not changing battery smoke detector shame. Here smoke detector batteries just fix your smoke detector right now.

30:57Just go and do it. Yeah, I just go and do it anyway. Wait, did you guys? Did you guys hear something? Is it okay to eat steak on Thanksgiving? I really worried it's the only thing you eat on Thanksgiving. No, no incorrect. Incorrect. Not allowed. No, you can have Tyler and I were discussing this. You're saying not at all? Not at all. Not at all. You must have turkey. It is required to have turkey. You may have ham if it is supplementary to the turkey, but like it should be any meat you have should be from like a central meat dispensing entity. You cannot have individualized servings of meat. That is that is my position on the thing from a central meat dispensable. No, like you don't you don't make a giant. You don't make like a 50 pound steak and then take like a piece of it and like pass the giant super steak around. Like that's what you do with ham or turkey.

31:58Like you make the whole turkey or you make the whole ham and you like cut a little bit of it, but you don't do that with steak. But that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You can have a separate serving of a plate of steak for people. You just. Similar to the ham. No, it's just wrong. Because ham is ham is like supplement to the turkey taste. You have to have turkey and ham on your plate. You don't need ham. No, you don't need ham. No, no, no, I'm a turkey pierist, but some people think that they they can start to get really now. Christmas is a completely different ball game. There are no rules with Christmas. Ham is usually center, but steak is acceptable. Yeah, but no, but still the Christmas is a whole that Thanksgiving it is un-American. You have to have either turkey, some sort of dressing, cranberries, but here's the thing about the cranberry thing. If you want to be an ultra-traditionalist, it must be straight out of the can, taken vertically with no adjustments. And now if you want to have the, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it

33:00something, or something? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, if you want to have cranberry with adjustments, that could be supplementary. But however, it must be out of the can and you just take it vertically and it just jiggles. Talk me through your stuffing. The stuffing is very interesting. Okay. Now here's the big question. Yes. Does the stuffing go in the turkey or is it prepared outside of the turkey? Is that stuffing versus dressing? Is that stuffing versus dressing? And you put it in, cook it with the turkey or some people will prepare it and then just put it in for like the final. See that's, that's a line of leg. You got to go the full, lantha. So it has, I, dressing has to be obviously cornbread. Yes. Some sort of celery and carrots. Sure. Sausage. Crunch. Mix that all together. But you know what makes the stuffing really kicker? The gravy. Yes. And so you need the gravy, you have the stuffing, you have the jiggling cranberry, you got the turkey and that's all that's accepted. And then also maybe green beans and then sweet potatoes.

34:02Creamy casserole. How do you not make the sweet potatoes? Well, what's the issue with green bean casserole? I just, it's not, it's not allowed. We need to know. You're getting too cute. No, green bean casserole with the, the total staple with the, with the, the little crunchy things I've never seen. Fry it up. Never try to understand. Fry it up. No, no, no. I like, I like the long, uninterrupted, unblemished green beans with butter, with butter. Yeah. That's good though. No, no casserole. No, no casserole. No casserole. I never said casserole. The casserole is a, the casserole is a staple. It's an absolute thing. I'm, I'm, I don't think it's a staple, 100%. Uh, and then let me think what else? Okay, yes, and then the sweet potatoes. Sure. But none of this marshmallow stuff. You see, this is new age and it's a mistake. We're all a stressful. Sad. No, you, it's a mixture of, it's like 1950s thanksgiving. Right. It's like, that's why it's like the gel, you know, it's the very, no marshmallows. No, no, no, no, no, the marshmallow thing is, is it disgrace? Wait, well, Charlie, hold on a second, though, because there is, one thing, wait, wait,

35:03wait, wait how, there is one thing, one dish that we know for a fact was served at the original Thanksgiving, Charlie. You know where I'm going with this smallpox? No, no, no Charlie not what not what we served what was served to us Corn oh seen another Corn was served at the original the only corn that is acceptable is cornbread I will say you have to bend the need to the corn god and cornbread has to be either the trusting the stuff Stop do you agree Tyler? Well, long time thought come I remember the Charlie is is like Blake radicalized me again the corn god anti-coronite We as conservatives have to reject process food. We have to reject all this crap that we put in our foods the dies red 40 purple 22 you know by the way these oils canola oil all that it is garbage for you Okay, we eat way too much sugar way too much carbohydrates I know the farmers hate when I say this but honestly corn is not good for you. Okay, corn is real I know people are gonna boom me off stage, but corn has no nutritional value

36:04It's not good for you Blake. You'll back me up on this right corn is the demon yeah, corn is really bad for you Here's the proof if you eat a cob of corn you see a lot of it when it exits your body Right your body's literally rejecting corn. We have so many farmers. I listen to us and I have so much respect for them I'm not trying to insult their life's work of harvesting corn I just think it's I think I think the abundance of corn in the western society is directly related to our obesity epidemic It's directly related I think I think corn has no redemptive value unless it is for Thanksgiving because then it is a sacrament to squanto No, it's corn is good in the summertime. We eat the corn on Thanksgiving to show our thanks that the angry corn god Has not destroyed us So corn corn on the car. Exactly. This is exactly right. I forgot his name. I forgot the corn god's name No, no, we're not talking about corn on the cob. We're talking about corn elements corn bread for example Corn you even even Even Charlie Kurt I think the chief the anti-court. Wow, this is here. This is what thanks big. This is let's be very clear

37:06Thanksgiving is not about what you want to do It is what your ancestors did okay, and it doesn't matter. You don't want to do No, that's what I'm saying. It's not about I don't care about if you know what cranberries You don't like turkey suck it up. It's Thanksgiving. There is no This we this medanity like I'm gonna put like stony. It doesn't tiny will not eat turkey She won't it doesn't matter. She'll make it she won't figure it out. She won't need it So here in Arizona I don't know what to tell you I completely grew Charlie. I think the canned cranberry is a must on the table However You have to have you have to have a second in Arizona. We have jalapeno cranberries Incredible if you have a had it now you're realizing this too much. How about you? It's good Yeah, it adds a little spice It's just a little bit A little bit like when I went to the grand can you last summer and I discovered that I guess they just sell like prickly pair Everything at every air reserve. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's anywhere in the country. I'm really

38:07So I have a question for everybody though It and this is getting deep into the weeds. So we talked about stuffing or dressing Moist stuffing or dry stuffing So you know it's gotta be dry but the gravy makes it moist if you make it too moist Your view for the grays make it more moist before the gravy you can't you It has to be on the spectrum of tilt moist But not too much because if it's too dry then it's just it's too brittle And brittle there's nothing worse than brittle dressing So so you could dress in the scoopable. It's I'm noticing that you call it dressing It should be stuffing. However, I've been corrected many times I've always called stuffing even though it's not technically stuffing unless it's within the turkey. Yes dressings outside the turkey stuff. No, it's not no I grew up calling it stuffing even though we never put it in the turkey But it's the I mean I get that but the the type of food would be called still stuffing dressing is like for salads. No No, no, no dressing is outside

39:08I reject that complete I totally stuffing is like a type of food and it like it should be used to stuff in it But it is still stuffing. Yeah, sure. That's what doing the stuff. There's lots of dressing dressing is outside the name properly But we but we still call it that I'm just I'm excited for Thanksgiving at this point. This is great So we're not no no, we're pre-taping this yeah, I have we are we are today. We are on We actually think we blew off Thanksgiving We're supposed to be right now. Yeah So now let's let's now go to the more fundamental question. Okay, dessert Okay, because that really is what do you need a set well for me? I mean if I have I have all right good No, no, you got you know this is I have I have at times and my mom knows this I have left the house Gone to the store and purchased the ingredients for pumpkin pie and brought it home and made it myself Because there was no pumpkin pie available. It is required. Oh, I completely agree It is like 100% required the first commandment of oh, yeah, thanksgiving. Oh, yeah, I shall have pumpkin pie with whipped cream

40:15With whipped cream. Yes, it is a non-negotiable right if it's not there like I I got up. I got my car I was like I'm just gonna go now Ryan asks a really good question is thanks giving me a lunch or a dinner the answer is Well, around 3.30 to 4 p.m. Yeah, that is the sweet spot I Had the honor of a lifetime to call Charlie a friend and what I remember most wasn't just what people saw on stage It was what was behind the scenes that was an unwavering commitment to his faith His love for his family and his genuine desire to encourage others to live with courage and conviction Charlie believed that following Christ wasn't something you compartmentalized he didn't put it in a box He lived it out loud. It shaped how he lived how he served How he treated people every single day Charlie Kirk American martyr captures that heart this documentary isn't just simply about remembering Charlie It's an invitation for each of us to ask what kind of legacy we're building and whether we're willing to stand firm in our own faith when it's tested

41:19I hope that you'll watch it with your family and have those conversations together Go to angel dot com slash Kirk. That's angel dot com slash Kirk become an angel guild member watch Charlie Kirk American martyr and help bring more stories of faith courage and conviction to audiences around the world Go support your local in and out get it animal style double double Get the secret sauce Animal animal style is incredible. It's incredible animal style isn't great. Here here's the order Get a get two four by fours animal style protein style Extra sea sauce extra pickles extra peppers heard ear first Here's a good one. Do you tip the chambermate? Honestly, I don't chamber that's the title chambermate. Honestly, I don't Is it not the title chambermate? Housekeeping is chambermate you would just say housekeeping though. This isn't the 1920s Charlie Hey

42:19Charlie's like come on you Chambermate We're gonna we're gonna roll some them. I'll tell you like a toilet a chamber pot. Jiggas. It's the fuzz. I call it the Lou Okay, he's British now. Look your Scottish. I am Scottish. Is it not chambermate? Wait, you call it the Lou But you don't call her the Lou lady the Lou lady. Is it not say chambermate? I'm looking this up a made who claims bedrooms and bathrooms especially in a hotel You're from from a hundred years ago You don't call her the chambermate Would you call her the housekeeping person? How's keeping you just say house so insincere what's the title? Do you call my dear Batman? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what what do you think she goes around and she calls herself the maid the maid chambermate She Just come into my chambers Lord Lord Charlie over here

43:20That's the chambermate the chamber needs attorney Exactly Draw my bath chambermate Did did past past past tense the Google is in past tense. Let me knock. They should say chambermate is here No, it's where you staying Are you do you take vacations like in the past and this is why we don't actually know Because like your time traveling to the past on the Titanic. Where did you survive that? I have been called an old soul What I don't like is how early it gets dark in the winter I don't want to fall back just keep the clocks the way they are in July the whole year Ah, he's a permanent day he's a permanent daylight savings time person. Yeah, that's the obviously we have to reject this Charlie You're a rebellion against God. I agree and here's the reason I actually want air is going to be on Pacific time not mountain time

44:28Tyler's with me Tyler's with me. I went so Arizona doesn't change the clocks yet Tyler's a permanent planner if we go permanent and we and we get permanent on mountain I'm gonna be really pissed because I like to I share your time with California instead of no you talk on I don't like life in Arizona is Objectively better when it's on Pacific time. Yes, yes, actively It is it be and I'll tell you why Like it's so by the way the spring when all of a sudden you're three hours behind like by the time It's like 330 Arizona time. He's coast is done and you have like a full day of work left and like it's so great And by the way you get up by the way You get up at 630 or 7 and you can reach anybody you want on the east coast because they're already in the office And you have all the text from the east coast ready to go and like you could be so efficient What is a glory hole Oh, I want to see if there's an actual definition here Is this something that that is considered to be commonplace knowledge? It it I think there was a circle

45:31I think there was a Information I know it is a I think it's a sexual Para-finalia. I guess you could why? What those web is a language is something a paraphrased I think there's a certain set of ideas It's a quick Google knows about this forever your ass are going to be like that for the rest of time now which so Who wants to take this next topic because I have no idea what the heck this is about I think I think Jack should explain bonus hole to Charlie All right Charlie so Charlie so I got I got the bonus holes right Should I google that too? I'm just asking you not for the bonus holes you don't know bonus holes No Jack I don't I don't know much about holes and that hole genre apparently A whole genre of holes yeah Charlie there's there's a wide ory hole be in his holes who is time for a white Cornucopia of holes out there Charlie that and you need to be familiar with all of them

46:34Here we have a new one. It's called the bonus hole the bonus hole is comes to us by way of Joe's cervical cancer trust so there are cervical cancer charity recommending that when they make phone calls to trans Individuals or perhaps trans identifying individuals that you may want to use less traditional terminology when referring to the the part of the female anatomy formerly known as a vagina Jack a week ago did you know what this this term meant Yeah, no I had no idea um I actually don't know so I'm not that out of No, this is brand new Okay, glory hole you could mock me all you want by the way I'm proud I didn't know what a glory hole was okay bonus hole. I mean now now we're really pushing The boundaries of decency Allow me to ask you a quick question when was the last time if ever you got a second opinion on your mortgage or if you're renting

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48:38Just honest advice tailored to your goals visit andrew and Todd.com to schedule your complimentary review or call Triple eight triple eight 1172 that's 888 888 1172 or visit them online at andrew and Todd.com I've maintained that lower the rings was the gays movie ever in all history. This takes the cake wait what how is How's the war the rings? Wait I was starting to I'm a star fight. It's gonna the fight has started you have begun the war I will finish this war what explain yourself you have to you have to prove this this point Oh, there's the full clip Sam and Frodo are so gay together and it's a if you replace it with a female They've been love with each other. Yeah, but they didn't and they're not okay You can't get through 15 hours of those movies and not be like I think that's where

49:39America turns severely more gay was after the Lord of the Ring show. Jay came out No, you are you are high you are on drugs Tyler you are out of control. We are this is I'm saying this this takes it this beats it. Okay, that's good, but no What Tyler you have you have made a powerful and endless today It all started to bleed and frozen okay, it was bleak and frozen so many times that it's glee I know 100 percent That was the original cultural center of modernity. Okay. Yeah, Glee ruined America Glee was you know she said that you watch Glee all time I have no opinion on glee because I never watched glee So we covered it on the program. It was it was well and Charlie you pointed it out first that it was actually What it was the high high school musical they kind of started oh, no, I don't think on Zach After all the whole thing and then Glee took that and made it woke Hold on now the people in the chat are saying the chat of the rings being gay. I'm gonna

50:40Totally grisling. I got the chat says I I am I could not be in more agreement with Blake I think Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest artistic accomplishments of the species. Yeah, it's great It's like okay. It's called male friendship and it's a thing that existed long before I never even gave Thought of that as I would have said it and I If you go back and watch it now, you're gonna be like grossed out by the entire thing No, I actually watched I read the books for the first time this year. So I actually rewatched it and Like no, it's it's not gay. I reject your interpretation. I won the whole chat. Oh really? No, it's not true. No chat. We're we're going to have a stern talking to the chat They're going to get on side Lord of the Rings is straight and they're gonna have to accept this That was that was like a nuclear bomb thought crime for the record. I'm like still processing that like that's that's like that's like Pilot level thought crime. This is like drop the freaking Thermonuclear weapon in the middle. That was like we got it. We have to defend Lord of the Rings properly

51:45Yeah Great as an arrow I watched Lord of the Rings this weekend and Tyler ruined it for me. I have to be honest What you agree with them now? You gave into the I don't you see it you see it agree I'm saying that he ruined it to be it's just as I I always used to look at it as you know brotherly love and then Frodo and Sam there's some very long gazes. It's it's it's so I don't want to say Tyler's giving in like to the propaganda no no no You got to once you think every time Tyler Tyler gets in your head about this and then all of a sudden you can't unsee it. I'm not even saying it's right I'm saying you kind of infer it and Geez Frodo doesn't look at women that way. This is key to the woman in the woods that way Doesn't look at live Tyler that way That's right. That's right. I think I think you can infer that Frodo news and then you really start wondering like

52:49Mary Pippin Sam and Frodo are all sharing a room and you see you really start thinking about things you shouldn't be thinking about This is like a three-week log like conversation It's gonna keep going until I win this conversation. I'm like what are they actually doing in Rivendell? What are they really doing in Rivendell because you look at it through kind of the modern woe cleans Yeah, I got it's I'm not saying Tyler's right, but it it half ruined the movie What do they realize what they really we don't even know why they're singing there's Gandalf going down there like a weirdo It's like living music and they're singing their selfish songs their selfish language. There's nothing gay about it No, what's Gandalf really going down there for he's like his little Thailand like this is like Is Gandalf the Epstein wizard of middle earth? Yes, he is yeah That's his Thailand I'm not saying Ryan wants to throw this up 204 Throw it up There it is. Yeah, it's not it's I'm telling you

53:50Once you see it through the Tyler lens. He's not that he's right. It's just you can't on see it and it kind of ruins the film Hey, I will tell you that if you go watch top gun the original like go watch that for homo erotic Oh, you're gonna make you're gonna make top gun gay for Charlie now. Are you ruining everything? You know what top gun for all of us? I mean top gun is is objectively homo erotic Andrew you are putting this conversation in the danger zone You are on a highway through the danger zone right now. Yeah, this is not good There is a reason why there's a lot of rumors flowing around about the leading that film Tom Cruise I'm just saying that what all this what what also you gonna ruin for me Top gun homo home alone 1980s top gun is the most homo erotic movie ever created It's a fact You're just gonna come to every every every week. It's gonna. Yeah, but there's also gonna assert another movie is gay you're gonna be like I mean star wars is gay The godfather is it was really kind of like it wasn't really that five families who was kind of like a gay conflame

54:54That was running inner Italian mafia. Yeah, you're gonna be like the good the bad and the ugly gay you're gonna No, no citizen can't Citizen gay It's not under every rock gay so rosebud was not actually his sled growing up rosebud was a secret lover that he had during college Yeah, Charlie don't look up the slang term. Don't look up slang terms for that word just this all I'm gonna say clearance man You can't you can't touch You cannot touch. It's a wonderful life. Okay, you can't hold on I mean top gun is like this is not me breaking news Everybody knows top gun's homo erotic No, I just I Google that he's right you're gonna say it's gay. Yeah, you're gonna say that like red dawn is gay because Charlie sheen and and what's his name? They like are holding each other on that bench after like getting shot at the end Look at this Esquire magazine the top gun volleyball scene is is not the new one. It is homosexual. That's the new one

55:59That's the original one. That's the new one. We're watching this. I'm having a lot of big series. Oh I I googled the the gayest movies that are explicitly gay and also on there is Wizard of Oz Well, that's like that's a different one where Whether that movie is gay or not gay people are obsessed with Wizard of Oz because gay men love Judy Garland, I guess Hold on. I'm this is top 10 macho blockbusters with hidden homo eroticism number 10 is ravenous from 1999 and I never heard that 300 is number nine number eight top Number seven come on yeah, well because it's all these dudes run around Yeah, it's called like dudes who are doing other dudes. Yeah Why aren't you mad? Yeah, I'm mad that you're not mad. We're supposed to be mocking you You can't enjoy it and then you made it your profile picture Like you just you totally so you they tried to own you and you actually owned them owning you

57:04They have the step-in repeat too. They have like the close-up logo in the background You know what I mean like the step-in repeat it's pretty good They can't really get and the hair is like spot on. Oh the hair is spot on I mean like I can throw every cliche out there, but It when I first saw it I just laughed. I was like there I honestly thought because I first saw it in some Twitter account. I didn't recognize. I was like this is a hundred percent AI Like that was my first initial reaction was like come on This is someone that just kind of spent a bunch of money on AI And then I started other accounts posted then I went to the where I was like wow this is pretty awesome And then the second thought I had is campus tours Me behind the table debating college kids We are leaving it we are living in their feeds rent-free. So it's it's a it's a badge of honor Look they're gonna do their thing. They're gonna make fun of me. They're amazing. Okay fine. That's part of public life Let's not take ourselves so seriously, right? That's a that's a Signifier of how far we've come in the impact that we're making and I I think it's I mean look

58:06I'd their other episode on Trump the other week. I mean people had a lot of mixed reactions or negative reactions And I'm just gonna take it I'm gonna take it all and stride We just wanted to try congratulate you Charlie So you were you were in the episode last week of course and Apparently in terms of ratings it was the most viewed South Park episodes since 2018 Now I think we probably have to give that a lot of the credit of course to just the the wider context They could have had huge views if they made fun of Biden and Kamala I mean they decided not to be popular let's just be honest It's very funny to me because South Park they wouldn't really make fun of Bush much whenever I was And they didn't really do it for Obama or Trump they did a bit for Trumpers and then yeah Biden as you said they've kind of generally avoided making fun of US Presidents and I thought their reasoning for a long time was good Which was everyone talks about US presidential stuff forever? There's no new jokes to be made about it. It'll usually it's like it's low effort you often make yourself look dumb And they're sort of proving themselves right because I thought the stuff with you was really good

59:08I thought it was but it was a legitimate hilarious. Yeah, the stuff with Trump is like not been as good at least No, the Trump stuff's like whatever Midterm elections are coming up and control of Congress is on the line if there's one thing financial markets hate It's uncertainty and uncertainty is exactly what the next few months are going to bring in 2024 If it taught us anything, it's that uncertainty breeds volatility between now and November could be one of the most Volatile stretches for the stock market and the economy. So you owe it to yourself to have a plan Here's the good part. There's a simple way to protect what you've built and that's gold Physical gold and silver let you hedge against that volatility and there's no better partner for it than noble gold investments For over a decade noble gold has helped everyday Americans protect their wealth with precious metals They make it simple. They make it easy and they make it safe you can trust them Give them a call 877 646 5347. That's 877 646 5347 or visit them online

1:00:12at noblegoldinvestments.com slash Kirk and find out how to protect yourself your wealth and your family Noblegoldinvestments.com slash Kirk election days coming don't let it arrive without a plan And here's the best part to celebrate America's 250th just mention the Charlie Kirk show when you call noblegold And they'll send you a free 10 ounce silver bar when you open a new qualified account mentioned the Charlie Kirk show That's all you got to do and they'll do the rest I Mean so so Tyler you made an interesting point that no one's made so the whole kind of like master debater thing They were also getting at something that like young men are spending more time watching politics than like going through poor and hub That was like a very This is producer angelo actually producer angelo it was a very smart point It made this point which is like how cool is the undertone that they were basically it's a deep pull It was a hugely deep pull that young men were more interested in getting the Charlie Kirk award than the porn hub award now

1:01:13And was that an award? I mean you know what I mean like the Hey the debate of master debation. Yeah, but they They were they were very like leaning in on this which is just more young Mancophess is gonna be great. I think it's like things hilarious young men are competing to be more conservative Like and it's true like every single person I talked to I just had a contractor my house the other day And he's like, oh, what do you do and I explain why I did he's like oh my gosh my kids on TikTok all day Let my four-year-olds on TikTok all day long watching nothing but show it's really fun Like and then yeah the competition every single person extreme guys so like you'll get guys Online and they'll just be like well actually like so-and-so is a cook because he doesn't want to like deport the family members of everyone Like they get like completely unhinged and that's where young men are now and that's why we're winning the debate It's they're living there and they're they're taking this and there's And every day we're seeing headlines Who's gonna be the left Charlie Kirk who's gonna be the left Charlie Kirk and there's nobody and they basically like South Park had to identify that

1:02:16And then the second piece is is that all of South Park is dependent upon young men and what they care about This is what they care about the other subtextes which I just love is how mad liberal TikTok That I'm not mad about it. Yeah, that has been Halleir is even like meta-analysis They're like some people respond and like trying to signal that they could take a joke and like like oh like oh We have to war game this I I don't it was it's actually how the whole things hall I've watched of those clips like three or four times It's funny. It's like well written and smart. It's hilarious every single one of them was like they're making fun of you bro And don't you know it the joke is about you you're not in on the joke laugh No, it's so funny. Why are you laughing? Has to be more seratoca water and then showers after all this is another banana more bananas

1:03:18puts it on his skin. Yeah, so is this guy like a celebrity otherwise? Oh, yeah, no He's like an in he's like a professional influencer You've made your first 10,000 congratulations. We got to do at least 20, bro He's like a stealth help coach. All right. I got to dunk my head in some cold water. Yeah, that's how you prove that you're worthy Did you squirt in the lemons right? No, you have to squirt in the lemons. He squirted the lemons I think if I'm a mistake you did it wrong now you'll never be a top tier influencer now You also have to pour in some of the seratoca water I'm the pour in the water so that you can get the transcendent properties Of the water from seratoca springs now you got to mix it with your hands a bit. No, it's disgusting He's defined you'll never be a top influencer now You will never you will never make it now You look at it wrong. It's better. You look like a black influencer from L.I. Now You're probably a banana your face. Wait, do you do that?

1:04:22You wrote the banana? I saw the peel. What's the point of this? He wrote the banana on his face. I think it was the peel Now I think it was a it was the actual banana Can we get an instant replay? We need to we need somebody to investigate this. This is gonna be mean. No, it's definitely a banana It was this is gonna be mean for years. Charlie's rubbing banana all over his face Is this really what he did? What is what is the health property of this? It's really funny. I I think it's something someone I think I read where somewhere like you eat the peel What? No, no, you don't eat the peel. No, someone says that like I I've been damaged That looks like good stuff from all across the political spectrum. We're talking on this like supposed to be It's actually makes my skin is actually like lotion. I think that's yeah cheap It's cheap Doesn't taste very good. I'll see that this guy one more time

1:05:22Whoa, I mean, there has to be like ice bath type thing right is that supposed to like tighten up your face Okay, so so Jack you're a fan of noise otherwise known as country music what um How should we? Whoa? Andrew is the country music and what what should we make of ginger beard men He doesn't want to be claimed by one side or the other This was a rejection and I think conservatives need to understand to be branded as a conservative to be branded or even worse as a Republican is still seen as negative in this country. So do we have to continue to pretend the song is good? I like the song. I was down at the song. I rock the song. I mean, I think the whole thing is really I What what is I mean? I'm just serious. What what is the appeal of such anthem? You mean the lyrical bureau musical bill both. I mean, I it's basically repurposed populist nationalism with Like basically some guy out of tune yelling into the sky So like what what what is admirable about this whole thing? I'm honestly curious because everybody I profused

1:06:27Yeah, it's a wagon. They need a way to splinter the white working class base And they're going to try to find somebody in music in art whatever it is and they try to do some mccanae But he failed okay where they can try to get a little bit of doubt Into this new Identity-politic group that has really been built in the trump magma movement as the solid monolith Anything they can do to cast doubt in the white working class base They try to do this with yellowstone kevin kostner. Yeah, this is a this is part of a strategy because white working class america With a little bit of swing voters wins elections I'm not on alibranth and he's side because he produces noise not music But beyond that the part here that really bothers me this is such this is this is someone who is almost Thinking like I'm not saying is thinking like a trained Marxist that does not understand incentives understand How markets work quite honestly. Yep, so here's a guy that comes in he's like well I demand a hundred twenty thousand dollars. That's not an unreasonable ask by the way

1:07:29That's actually a pretty fair rate But simultaneously i'm in a price control the tickets and i'm going to basically essentially plan an intervene With the person that is then going to run all the production and so they say wait what hold on a second We have to charge a certain amount because there's facility costs there's security there's ticketing There's a v there's insurance not easy not cheap we're doing it literally right now You don't get to come in all of a sudden call shots like well I want this to be a working class thing will then wave your feet Oliver Anthony wave your hundred twenty thousand dollar feet right or do the show for free But I look at this Oliver Anthony thing and I and I can't help but think that You know this this guy's thinking like the very same people we we're fighting Which is like a Marxist it's very clear that Oliver Anthony hates people who owns the means of production George Orwell called himself a socialist for most of his life And the more he hung around socialists he realized they were more animated by the hatred of the rich Then trying to take care of the poor

1:08:31We have to be very careful that our heroes Who might say a thing or two to try to represent working people are not animated By trying to go after people who own the means of production I am all for representation for the working class the white working class the black working class Oliver I'm all for restoring the muscular class in this country But if we start to get in a direction where all the sudden we're driven By people that have deep seated envy anger resentment like Oliver Anthony Then we're going to be in a real tough spot in a bad spot actually because I think deep down Oliver Anthony hates people who start business hates entrepreneurs And that really is dangerous. I reject that completely There is a healthy balance between entrepreneurs who make the world a better place and make the world work and the working class that balance Is a healthy one Oliver Anthony He is ginger Bernie Sanders with a banjo

1:09:32I think about the Roman Empire every single day. Oh me too. You see here's the Guardian headline Women across the world are asking men how the how often the ancient civilization pops into their head And the answer is frequently startling I mean I think about Rome all the time Blake and women are fastened by the way You know that the political people like and this is why they're right wing fascists Yeah, and you know and it's always like it's the longest lasting empire that existed in certainly the western world and basically ever for that matter And I guess you could throw in Egypt or some nonsense ignore them So you know it lasts ages it has like a very well documented rise a very well documented decline in fall So everyone's always thinking like is America like you know are we going to collapse the way Rome did no we're going to collapse far faster And we're collapsing more embarrassing How many years there's no room on the table for 74 Rome was a thing and we're at Rome as in terms of being the most powerful country in the world Rome was most powerful thing going for about

1:10:32600 years I would say yeah, so but where what are we at 240 Rome was 482 42 tech yeah, right, but we're 246 476 is when well in the western empire maybe Mark He is wrong and if we're going to I knew he was I made it All right, everybody if you have a family you know that you got to be prepared for your family And before this season gets even busier we're about to head into the fall back to school Got holidays just around the corner You got to check off one to do that can safeguard your family's future And that's quickly finding life insurance, okay, and it's tailored to your family's needs with policy genius So I'm telling you if you do not have life insurance policy genius makes finding the right insurance and planning for your future easier than ever Okay, I have a great plan for my family with policy genius. You can do that too So what is policy genius? It's an online insurance marketplace that allows you to compare quotes

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1:12:33The true history of Donald Trump his background and his historic accomplishments achievements and contributions to the growth of human society now the media constantly overlooks these things This is Donald Trump walking in Selma with Martin Luther King Now thanks to AI we're able to have all these amazing images jack In fact many people need to understand they're not AI created. These are just revealed to us through AI Many people do not know Donald Trump led Julia Caesar and his legion across the Rubicon That would begin a civil war and signaled the end of the Roman Republic He was like right here jewels. It's then it's it's that's right there jewels There's Donald Trump executing the Louisiana purchase with Napoleon Bonaparte He said give him give him hell Napoleon Take the money. Give him hell. That's DL ever So okay on his question Why do you guys like these?

1:13:33They're so injured revealing what's been hidden from us from our own history and now finally we're able to bring it to the people Much like Camithia's bringing fire from the gods I think they're absolutely hilarious because Donald Trump is betting the wheel Hey, look if Indiana Jones can go back in time and do this then Donald Trump to sure can I think I think back in time this he was actually alive during all these times. Yeah, he was these He was actually there. I personally can't get enough of my think they're absolutely hilarious We have to get to this week's big AI meme or gimmick or whatever But it's making action figures or like kind of toys of various people So we of course have already had one for Trump. We've had some for vans We've had some for all the political figures But nothing says it has to be a person in the in the Trump White House So let's let's put up 335 guys. We've made a the Charlie Kirk toy the prove me wrong Charlie

1:14:33Now it took us a few attempts. We have some where you can we zoom in on that can we can we like get in that? That that we know it's only thing it's missing is my lozenges And my bottle of olive oil Well, you've got you've got your Starbucks cup that you've got everywhere and we've got your hat And is it America first on the shirt? Yeah All right, I said they should put vote early on the shirt, but maybe that would be that would be like the period piece one I mean the real one of course could have like five different shirts and you can realistically change them on the little Charlie figure to To make it better, but we didn't stop there Let's put up 334. We made the post-so one We have the post-so doll he kind of looks like good old little We have his accurate phone. We have that's really accurate. Oh my god. We have his creed album there Yeah, and see it kind of like you look you the the suit is pretty met you have short little legs though

1:15:33My goodness. Yeah, it's like he's a little dix little door. Yeah. Why am I so why is it like why is it like Yeah, what's up with that we go back was Charlie full-size Charlie dip or is Charlie stumpy I don't think Charlie was to yeah, see what you didn't do it to Charlie. What's up with that? Charlie you guys got to get like you need you need a coffee sponsor man. You can't keep wrapping Starbucks like that Oh, I know I need to get a real coffee partner All right, what else do we have we have we made a Tyler Bowie or one put up that put up the Tyler one So his is not The action figure part is breaking down a little bit, but we've got his aviator glasses We have his phoenix suns jersey that would not actually fit on that on that figure But whatever and we also have his ASU hat Thinking about it now we should give him that like red cowboy hat thing that we had for the like was it the precinct In the election Yeah, the big the big red cowboy hat one. Yeah, but it was like the mega mega version of it. Yeah

1:16:36And then do we have do we have an Andrew one? Did we finish that? All right, we have executive producer Andrew we've got a got a Dodgers hat Is that a is that a Tesla at the bottom he's very proud of that So the action figures were all lead up into this Charlie This has millions of views on like YouTube and TikTok He grew up working with his own two hands He Do people believe this is real yes, yes Millions of people just mindlessly The lips are there's a whole there's a whole genre of Like barren there's the rest this is actually a good song This is a lot better than the beyond Have a place for music on air lately. I actually my family and I left a restaurant recently Because they were playing country music I said I'm not gonna pay this through day

1:17:39We love I could do AI all day long because I think it's the most interesting thing happening Everything else is a distraction. I think AI is the most important thing happening on the planet right now like more important than everything and I actually think it can be really exciting and also terrifying I think that we are being as a movement prepared For this window of time Where you know we can play you know all the boomers this like Gen Z millennials when we get towards peak Political maturity intent 15 or 20 years all of this experience is going to have a crescendo We're going to be answering and deciding and governing It will be like the magna card of for human beings. I know that might sound like no you I'm not getting I know that might sound like a hyperbole But like 500 years from now they're gonna look back and be like wow in 2040 the that original declaration of rights of here's what AI does and here's what it doesn't do here's and then Then we chart the path the next thousand years That's how important this is it's bigger than like solving wars in the border all this stuff's important

1:18:39This is the stuff that will Determine whether or not we exist as a species. I've done so much thing by this There will be such a revealing moment of someone that's nakedly bought by corporations that will make a short term deal Where they're like and they'll just do it for money or a payoff where these corporations are like I can displace 99% of my workforce and like that's going to expose our politics in a way That will make people revolt everybody. Thanks so much change your batteries. I learned what a glory hole is keep the thought crimes going Because they may soon be outlawed until next week keep committing thought crimes from all of us at thought crime I hope you have a chirpy New year Until next week keep on committing thought crime And keep committing thought crimes god bless you guys and Make sure you stay free of CCP's buying this was an unusual episode of thought crimes Thank you guys for that when keep committing thought crimes talk to you guys soon god bless keep on committing thought crimes We'll talk to you soon. All right, everyone. That was a wonderful episode

1:19:39Stay based avoid clowns spiders and defeat in November god bless you guys as we say Good night. So next week Just rate is an arrow Straight edge Not like a three dollar bill See you guys next week keep committing thought crimes god bless and see you next week For more on many of these stories and news you can trust go to charliekirk.com