Timmy No Brakes Doesn’t Stop… Ever | Whiskey Ginger

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This was confused. I like to enjoy. Let in Joe. Welcome back to whiskey. Do you know my

guest today is one of my favorite people on earth. I said it for all my guests, but I mean once

again today, it's Timmy no brakes. What's up? I got no brakes and I got a hard dick right now.

Oh, right now on the show. Yeah, I got an erection right now. Uh, you can't see it. Let's, um,

could we cut for a sec? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like that because it's like they can't see it.

Do you want them to be able to see it? Well, can you like, can you add it in and post

something like because like I'm looking right now. Yeah, we have a post. No, I understand,

but we can, you want to add a weiner in post just like something and make it look big because I

don't actually have an erection right now. I can tell you how it would be funny. I was going

for a punchline and, um, and I looked down and I'm like, it doesn't look like so. I want people

to think I have a small dick, but they don't. If, if I say I have an erection, Andrew,

yeah, Andrew. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If I say I have an erection and then you can pick it up

on this camera and you can't see like a big bulge in my pants, it's going to look like I have a

small dick. Well, I'll put the em. I'll make the editor. He's going to listen to this. He'll,

he'll put a big bulge. I have some notes that I might do throughout the show. Okay. Sure. Yeah.

Yeah. For your editor, is he confident? Is this your editor right there? No, no, no, no. That's,

that's one of the producers. Okay. Cause I was going to say this guy does not look confident. He's

not because he's a black guy. So well, half he's half black. Yeah. No, that was another joke.

Can you cut that out? Because I don't want people to think I'm racist as well. No, no, they won't.

They, they know that we're just, we're kind of just, this is the whole show. We're just having fun.

Right. You know, so I could be like Indians, Yuck, you know, but you know, that's a joke. I hope so.

I love Native Americans. The other ones. Oh, my God. Get them out. So you know, that was another

joke. That was another joke. All right. Where are you originally from? I'm from New Jersey. So I'm

from Trenton. Trenton, New Jersey. Yeah. Yeah. And then you're, you're a young man. I can't, I

don't really know. I'm 18 years old. You are, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you think about going to

college at any point in your life? But the reason why I look like this, because I know I look like I'm

fucking 36 or whatever. So I cancer. What kind of cancer? I don't know the name.

They didn't tell you when they diagnosed you. They told me and I was like, I don't give a

fuck. I'll figure it out. Right. The doctors kind of, right? They were like, Hey, you have cancer.

You're gonna die. I'm like, no, I'm not. And then I didn't. How much time do they give you to live?

They said, you have three months. And I said, how about? No. And then I just, I don't, like, I don't

know if you believe in manifestation. I do. Okay. So I think I just manifested the chemotherapy. So

to speak. And it just worked on me. And now I don't have cancer. So it's gone. It's gone. Have you

been tested again to see if it's? No. No, but you just know it's gone. You could feel when

cancer is in you and you could feel what cancer is not in you. What does it feel like for some of

our listeners that might be worried that they might have. For sure. Absolutely. So it's like if, so

I don't know if it's cool for me to address people with. Yeah. You can have a big like cancer

listener base. Um, we used to look at the comments. I was like, I think a lot of these people

have cancer because. Well, it goes up and down. I mean, we lose a lot of people every every every

few months. That makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah. We lose a few people every every few months.

It makes a lot of sense. Um, yeah. That's tough. It's tough to have a listenership that is just

seriously ill, you know. Yeah. Cause they just keep dying. So you just have to keep getting,

it's just, you know, maybe change the content of your podcast. Well, the good news is, and we've

always talked about that. This on the show is. People are always getting sick. So we're always

getting a new audience. Yeah. That's good. It's like you, the thing, you know, they used to say,

you only two things in life are guaranteed are our birth and death, death and taxes. Yes.

Birth, death, taxes, and now cancer. Yes. Thanks to process meets, thanks to Monsanto,

shout out Monsanto, one of our main sponsors, one of our main sponsors on the show Monsanto.

And so now we know that most more people are getting sick on a pretty consistent basis. Yes.

Cause you're pushing, you're pushing products that get them sick. 100%. I, I'm starting a podcast

is sponsored by bleach bleach. Yes. Do you use bleach? I don't use bleach anymore,

but when I was trying to build up my immune system to not get cancer for the second time,

I would do shots of bleach every morning. So is that something you recommend to people?

I do my if I address the audience please. Yeah. If you have cancer, start doing shots of bleach

in the morning. And I'm telling you, it's gone. If you have lymphoma, shot of bleach,

if you have pancreatic cancer, there's nothing you can do. Oh, so that's a, that's a pancreatic

cancer. It's like, there's actually nothing you can do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll say this.

I'm really glad that you're free of cancer and that you're, you're healthy. It's really good to be

here. It's, it's going to be here. It's going to be alive. Have you been to Los Angeles before?

No. I stay the way from it. You don't like it because of that. I just don't like income tax.

This is big here. It's big. 13 something, 13 and a half percent. I think it's, I think it's

13 and a half percent. But in Jersey, it's lower. Now, are you full time in Jersey?

Jersey is, I think, I think there's no income tax in Jersey. God bless. Yeah.

Where does that really full time in New Jersey? No, I live full time in Austin now. Where's in Texas?

Yes. I'm a big Texas guy. So I got in the show, killed. It's his homosexual show. And I got on it.

What's it called? It's called a kill tone or a Tony kill or something like that.

This is a Tony. We know. We know the show. You know the show. Yeah. Do you know Tony Hangecliffe is?

The guy who runs the show. Yeah. We know. Yes. Yes. Yeah. So he's this gay guy who started, like,

was one of the best, I was, I didn't know about him, but apparently he's like one of the best

homosexual comics in the world. And you just met him and just found out about this?

Well, so what happened was I went, I went to Austin to visit, check out the scene or whatever.

And I was going to just do one of my walk-in headlining sets at the mothership.

All right. And I told the story before, but basically Rich Voss was doing a weekend there. And I said,

hey, you're not doing it. And he was like, and he was like, I get that. I get that. And so he

tried to kill himself. And I'm like, look, if you're going to try to kill yourself, just do it.

And so I was walking around and they actually, they were at Vulcan. It was a double episode that

they were recording at Vulcan because Rich was doing a Monday night at the mothership. And so

you know, what it's the entire thing is rigged, obviously, as you know?

Kill Tony. Yeah. Yeah. Every buck-a-pull totally rigged. And so he, you know, just put my name in

there because he saw my name and he's like, I heard of this guy. Went up there, did a really good

job called him gay, called a couple of other people gay. You know, so one of the, one of the things,

you might, I know I'm talking to Lyon. No, no, please. Yeah. The only thing like if you want to get

into stand-up comedy, all you got to do, and you will kill is just you look at somebody in the audience

and you say, you're gay, just like that. Or you're gay. That works. I'm telling you. I do. So I do

about two hours. And I, I would say 95% of it is me going like picking somebody in the audience.

And I do big shows, you know, 500 plus. So I can take my time and feel in like fifth, you know,

like an hour and a half of your, your gay, you know, you're fucking your gay. And then I do the last

little bit about cancer. Oh, that's, and that's kind of an homage to what you mean. It's my,

it's my closure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you're, you're deeper than people know. I mean, you're kind

of a, you're a big philanthropist for people that don't know you've donated a lot of your time

and your money to charities. You want to plug any of the charities that you donate to? Absolutely.

Um, retards anonymous. So what that is is a foundation for people that, uh, retarded, but they

don't want people to know. Oh, some of the kill tone people, people like Hans Kim, David Lucas,

and stuff like that. Our big members of it. Um, Ari Maddie is a big member of it. Now the

anonymous part is kind of throwing out the window now because you're saying the names. Well,

I'm a whistleblower. Oh, okay. I'm a sports guy. So, um, so I, I'm blowing my whistle on a

couple of them because I think they need to be who they are. You want to expose? I just want,

I just want them to feel like they can be themselves. And so any opportunity I have to make the

anonymous retard anonymous unanimous is the word. Yeah. You're not missing on anonymous. Yeah,

you know what I mean? Yeah. I like to do that for them. It's our love, you know, they're my best

friends. So we go on trips together, went to where we go, went to Tulum. You went to Mexico? Yes.

Wow. A big Mexican, guys. So you guys love Mexico? We love Mexico. We love going to Mexico.

It's a little dangerous now given the fact that Halisco is, you had nothing to do with that.

You don't know anything about that, do you? No, I did actually. Oh, you really? Yes. What I did

was I went to Mexico because I'm very well versed in exactly what happened. And Alisco,

the guy that you just said. So I went, so I would go, go down it. So I actually don't know. Do

you mind if we like just fill this in with you time? We can fill it in. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah,

we'll just fill it. So, so who is this guy? Halisco is actually a city. That's outside of

Puerto Vallarta. No person? No, it's not a person. But Halisco is next to Puerto Vallarta. And

and there was a there was there was an uproar going on. Got it. Yeah. Okay. So I would go down to

Alisco and I would go down there and I would just start these little riots, right? So I would

I would throw a party and stuff and I'd be, you know, riot theme parties. Oh, okay. So it's like

sometimes there's the, you know, tennis bros, uh, fucking hoes, uh, parties in college and stuff.

They don't seem pretty normal. Yeah. But I do riot parties. And so what I do is I encourage

people to riot against the government. And again, I'm really fucked up. Can I mean alcohol,

whatever, cause some civil unrest because there's no, have you ever gone to like one of these

riot parties? I've never been a riot party. We've never been invited. Oh my god. They're incredible.

I'm telling you like I did a this, I did this riot party on January six. That was really good.

Where they broke into the Capitol. Yes. That one. Oh, you that was you. Yeah. So I'm not a political

guy. I just like the party. It's a, at some point it's just a party. Yes. Exactly. I did, um,

I went to this island and threw a party with a bunch of kids. Um, that was fun. So you're a big

party guy. Yeah. Epstein's Island. And I, um, oh, that would, you were involved with Epstein.

Are you in the files? Uh, yeah. I believe so. Yeah. You hope so, I guess. I mean, I did a pretty good

job there. You did. Yeah. That's really, it's pretty terrible. I mean, he's, you know, he's,

it's it's really good. What do you mean? What do you mean? Well, he's dead. And now everyone that's

in the files is going to go down. So I do think that you're going to, I do think you will be

dead. Epstein's dead. Yeah. He died. Well, we don't know. You know, I, I didn't know that.

Let's, let's change subject. I'm sorry. I didn't, I don't want to get you upset. I apologize.

Oh my god. That was, let's, let's, let's, let's, tell me next, like Harvey Weinstein was like a rapist.

He, yeah. We're going to, we're going to say next, like R Kelly. It makes, makes the rapist. Yeah.

He's also, he's also a bad guy. Yeah. You're like, you're naming literally all the worst people

that have walked the earth. He's a Patrick Swayzing. My favorite actor is still alive.

I do know that you're well read. Yes. You're a big book guy. Can be honest with you. Yeah.

I actually don't know how to read. But I know I don't listen. Audio books. Oh, audio. It's okay.

Right. We've been, our producer told us that you're big into books. Audio books are still books.

I agree. Well, anything you read recently that you're really kind of the vampire diaries.

Listen to that. And then I listen to this one book. What was it? The, how to, how to be a man

and influence people? Oh, you read the, what is that called? What is that? How to be a man

and influence people? We know what that is. That's the game. Is that what that is? Yes. You read

the game. No, I wrote the game. You wrote the game. I wrote the game and read the game. Listen to

the game. You listen. Right. You can't. Do you want me to run some game on you? I'd be. Can you play a

woman? You cannot. Yes. Okay. All right. So we're at a, but why don't you set this, this half black

eye? Why don't you set the scene? Yeah. Set the tone of where you want us to be like black club or

or not. What it could be black related or just wait. I feel like you want it in a black club is

what it sounds like. Yeah. If you're a black woman. Yeah. That's fine. Okay. All right. So I'm,

I'm coming in the club, right? And then musically, it's archailly or something like that, right?

And I see you. I'm like, what up your black beauty? Are you a hoist because you're a black beauty?

Now that's pretty good game. Well, no, you have to respond to that. I can't. I mean,

that feels like that. No, you have to, you have to respond like that. That feels like an open

and closed case. I think, I think you got to respond like a black woman so we can fully show.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. So let's do it again. Yeah.

We have a black beauty here. What? You're a horse. Do you want us to cut that part out?

No, that was the best part. I want to hear you do a black woman. Right.

All right. One more time. Take it from the top. Holy shit. That's a black bitch. If I've ever seen one,

you're a dog. See, I don't know if that's going to work in the club. I don't know if those

lines will work on women in the club. Okay. We can, we can just, I guess, I guess I don't know

game the way that you know game. Yeah. I mean, look, you're a single guy. You're running around

doing city to city. You're doing shows. Fucking girls. Fucking girls. You are, right? Yeah. You're

Mr. I mean, you're, I mean, how many women are on your roster right now? I once fit 13 women on my

dick. 13 women. Really? Yeah. So we call them the loose bunch. So loose bunch. Yeah, because the size

of the vagina has to be humongous. Right. That makes sense. And so there were like 80 to 90

year olds. And it was, like, it wasn't for enjoyment. It was just how many, you know, like, when

you're like, how many marshmallows can I fit in your mouth? It's like, how many fucking

geriatric old woman can I fit in my dick? And it's like 13. 13 is the lucky number for you.

I wouldn't call lucky. I mean, like, I get deeply regretted. It was very disgusting. But

well, who's Timmy when he goes home at night? Any showers and he lays down in bed? What's going

through your brain? Who are you that? So when I'm laying down in bed, I'm not only thinking,

God, this bed isn't big enough for the three girls that are in it. You know what I mean? Right.

And so I'm like, you know, I fuck them, I kick them out. And then it's just me, right? So you want

to know, like, what? Yeah, when you're by yourself on, it's just you. Yeah. So what I normally do is,

I take an inventory in my day. I'm like, what did I do today? Right. What I learned? What am I

grateful for? And I, you know, I go through and I think about like all the things I do, I

really mark down the things I'm grateful for. So maybe it's like, oh, you know, I got a big movie

part. Or did you get a big movie part recently? Yes. I turned it down, but I got an offer.

Is that cool to talk about? I don't know if we're, if I turn it down, I think I can talk about it.

Yeah, turn it. Yeah, tell us. Yeah. Yeah. So I was going to be the new Batman.

You were going to be the new Batman. Wow. So Robert Patterson. Patinson?

Or Robert Patterson. Patterson. There is too, right? There is a Robert Patterson. So Robert Patterson.

So Robert Patterson. No, Robert Patterson was playing Batman. He was. And then Robert Patterson

took over. So I went and then I, I'm unfamiliar with Batman, but that does sound right. So there's a

new bat. There's a new Batman that came out called the Batman. Robert Patterson played Batman.

Right. And then the next Batman, Robert Patterson was supposed to play it. But then he had the

allegations or whatever. So Robert Patterson. Robert Patterson came and did it. Who

throw up a picture of Robert Patterson. We'll put a red picture right here. Robert Patterson.

Now that he's pretty unknown. And then, and then he had the allegations. So they did like an

open casting call. I've never been in a film before. Did you want to act before this? Or they just

know you don't care about that. But my, you know, I've, I've got an agent. He was like, hey,

they're reading for, you know, the new Batman. I said, I'll do it. And I go in there improvise

the whole thing. You read the script at all? No. Because I don't know how to read. So I,

I just went in and I, I had never watched Batman. But when I hear Batman, I'm like, okay,

this is a guy that has an association with bats. That's pretty close. And so I went on and I rift

about bats. Am I feeling about bats and how much I love bats? Do you love bats? No, but I'm,

so when you're acting, so in acting, yeah, have you ever done that? No. Okay, so in acting,

the way acting works is you are not yourself, you know, you are playing a role. And so what I was

playing was I was playing this guy Batman. Who loves bats? Who loves bats? And then I forget

who the director was, but he was like, Goddamn, you know, we're going to come out with a, a movie

about a guy who loves bats instead of, you know, the superhero, superhero. Right. And but you said,

no, thank you to that. Yeah, that was like, no, thank you. I just want to see if I can get it. Who got

the role? Who got the new Batman role that Timmy turned down? Do you know who got this new role?

Rabbit Parrish. Rabbit Parrish. He did? No, it's pronounced rabbit Parrish.

Rabbit Parrish? Put up the photo of him. Put up a photo of rabbit Parrish if you could right here.

Rabbit Parrish right there. So you turned it down. I turned it down because I didn't want to do it.

That's fucking gay to do it. Oh, it's gay to do Batman. Well, no, it's gay to do a movie about a

guy who loves bats. Okay, so how about this? Will you list off the things that you think aren't gay?

Okay. Because you've called me gay about in this room. Okay, sure. Sure. Okay. Well, the name whiskey ginger is

fucking gay. So this is not. Okay, right. That's his gay. What is that we were going for?

You're like whiskey ginger. You know, was that what you were going for? It was my stage name for years.

You went as whiskey ginger? Well, I was a dancer before I did. No, you were not. Yeah, I was. We were

about to where we met. Is this why you said you wanted to take a moment during the podcast to show

you dance moves? Is that why you said that? I mean, I you didn't need to we don't need to do it,

but I mean, yeah, I did kind of want to because before the podcast, you said it's some point during

the podcast. Yeah, tell me if I'm wrong. At some point during the podcast, I'm going to do the voice

of a black woman. And then I'm going to dance. I did. Yeah, but I said we might not be able to get

to it because I well, I think we have time. I mean, I don't know. I mean, yeah, I was a dancer. I

mean, it's pretty simple stuff. Okay, let's make sure the camera is

and then what about the black woman thing? And then you said out, you're going to take out your

dick at one point. Yeah, but we can't because YouTube. But otherwise YouTube. It's a YouTube thing.

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When Timmy's going out to eat dinner, where is he eating? Ruth Chris. Only Ruth Chris

steakhouse. Only steaks well done Ruth Chris. Have you tried any other steak houses?

No, I did. I tried prime rib once and you know ocean prime no prime rib prime rib.

Lowry's prime rib. No, it's just called prime rib. Is that in Austin? It's in LA. It's here. Yes,

you've never been. We've never been a prime rib. We're all vegan. Is there a place called ocean prime?

Ocean prime is another place. We cut for a second. I think I'm in ocean prime. You did meet ocean

prime. Yeah, yeah. So I've been to ocean prime. Oh, you went to ocean prime. And I I thought it

was good. It's just nothing is as good as Ruth Chris. And you like your steaks well done. Well done.

How many ounces? 20. 20 minimum. And what do we do? What kind of max? 50 max. Yeah.

Any cut of meat you particularly enjoy? Rib eye. Yeah. So you're a big rib eye guy. Big rib guy.

Eye guy. Big guy. Big rib eye guy. Big rib eye guy. Yes. Do you like everything like big eye?

Sometimes sometimes I want to save time when I'm like reading off a menu. So I'm like,

give me the rib. And then they give me the wrong food. Well, right. Those are two different

things. Is there is that an issue when you go out to eat that you can't read? Do you have someone

read for you? Or do you just ask? I do have a reader. You do. Yeah. So I got a big staff,

but one of one of the people on my staff reads things for me. So what happened was I almost got it.

So driving for me is a problem because I don't have breaks. So, you know, I would take the brakes

out of my car getting an accident. Then I, you know, I was like, okay, fine. I'll fucking start

driving with brakes, but I couldn't read that said stop. And so I would get an accident. And so

I started to have instead of having to drive it because I like the drive. I have a guy read

for me as I go throughout the world and stuff. Wow. Yeah. Well, you're you're you're such a dynamic

guy. That's why I'm so interested in you. I mean, I did read you did have a little bit of a beef.

Well, I mean, I don't know if we should even talk about it, but oh, you could talk about.

Well, there was like this public thing about you and Redban that you guys got into a big fight.

Yeah. On Tony show. You know who Redban is? No. I mean, I know who he is. Yeah. No, I mean, yes,

I know who he is. I know what he is. So he's he's on the show on Kill Tony with

he's on yeah, yeah, he's on the show. And um, but you hate each other. I fucking hate this guy.

What why why? Because he's disgusting to look at. Well, he's just a guy. I mean,

what what what about him is so gross? I mean, just looks like a regular guy to me. You think

that guy looks like a regular guy? I mean, yeah, right. Am I crazy? Every single time I look here,

put this way. I had cancer. Right. I looked significantly better than that guy. I was dying. Okay.

Well, how did this beef start? Because it sounds like this comes from. I'm telling you. Well, okay.

So I have a weak stomach. I I'm pretty I'm pretty good, you know, in terms of everything

my health, you know, all that sort of stuff. But the one thing, the one thing is that I have a

weak stomach. And every time I look at him, which I'm surprised you don't have the same reaction,

I need to vomit. Right. He doesn't do that to me. That's I just don't you. So you are we talk

it. We're not talking about that. Pull pictures. We put a picture here of red man. I just don't

think he's that I don't that doesn't do that. So it's a picture going to be like right here.

It'll probably be in the middle of us. Okay. Yeah. So do you see the color of this guy's skin?

Do you see the weight of this man? Do you see the way the the the way the fat is distributed

to his face? Okay. Do you see how unhealthy he is? Do you see how much of a predator he looks

like? He looks like a predator. But I'll say that he's married to a beautiful woman. I mean,

he's got a good life. I mean, he's on the show. Well, do you know she's 16? She is? Yes. Wow.

She's a 16 year old Asian woman. Wow. I know. So it makes me sick. Well, now this makes sense.

Yes. As an 18 year old, I can focus 16 year old Asian woman. And I do. But he's not he's like

fucking 74 or something. He's 74 years old. I died. But that's I'm pretty good at reading age.

I've never asked him, but I'm pretty good at reading age. Right. How old do you think I am?

I'm afraid for this answer. 42. Yeah. I'm actually 42. Are you really? Really good. Are you

actually? I'm 42. Yeah. How old is my half black assistant, McCone? Can you say something?

Hi. How are you? God, that's the widest half black I've ever heard of. It is. Yeah. He's actually

not half black. I have to be honest with you. He's not. Well, everybody looks black when I'm wearing

glasses. I'm maybe totally honest. That doesn't make sense. Yeah. He probably does look darker.

I'm going to guess 27. 26? Yeah. I was going to go to 26. I'm normally pretty good at this. Do you mind

cutting in that you actually 27? Yeah. Well, you cut it 27. Oh my God. That's really good. I mean,

yeah. Can you guess weights? Like how much do you think I weigh? Absolutely. You're about 300.

And then you are about, I mean, you're fucking obese as shit. You're like, well, he's like

52. Yeah, I would say same weight like 300. Just about give or take. No, no, this is a thing. You've

been critical on Killtony before of other people's looks and weights and sizes and skin tones. And

I mean, you've really attacked everyone for everything. Yeah. What keeps you in such good shape?

Like what's your secret that you get to be kind of this? I don't do. I'm going to be

a strong guy. I'm going to be totally honest. Please. I'd do it a lot. So you are doing a lot.

So Joe Rogan is one of my best buds, right? You guys are very close. Do you know, have you done

the his pond or whatever? I have. I done 10 times. Yeah. He keeps asking me to do it. I'm like,

Joe, I'm not going to do it with friends. We talk all the time off the pond. I want to talk on

the pond. You think it'll ruin the relationship if you do Joe Rogan. It's just like I just don't

want to be because the stuff that we talk about, you don't want that to be on the airwaves.

Right. But wait, so what you're very close to Joe Rogan. This is something I guess we're learning

now. I didn't know everybody knew, but so what we developed his workout technique together. And so

I just we do the same thing. We're on the phone every morning and stuff like that. We wake up at five.

You and Joe are on the phone every morning. Yeah, because we're pushing each other. So he's he's

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Oh, right. And then I'm like, and he's like, Hey, can you, you know, pump me up? I'm like,

you bet, Joe. And so I say, Hey, nobody's going to watch a podcast unless you hit 20 reps.

And he's like, go harder, go harder. And I said, your wife is going to cheat on you. If you don't get

20 reps, he's like, go harder, go harder. Wow. And I said, you're a fucking piece of shit, Joe.

He's like, go harder, go harder. At some point, this has got a peak, right?

It never peaks. I go, I go, there's 20 more. There's so many more in that.

Yeah. So he's just always telling me to go harder.

I can't believe that you and Joe Rogan are so close. I didn't know that.

Yeah. We don't like to talk about our relationship publicly,

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you're just close friends. Do you have close friends? Are there guys?

Yeah. I mean, McCone's one of my closest friends. My, my sister are my,

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You are, I mean, culprit in vandalizing electric cars.

You don't believe that cars should be electric.

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Big fracker.

You're a huge fracker.

I'm a motherfucker.

You're the biggest motherfucker there is.

Yeah.

So you've been burning electric cars in the streets of Austin,

I've heard.

That's right.

You stole a Weimo and you put it in Ladybird Lake.

Yes.

So what I did was I said,

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That sounds, I mean, look, that's definitely a legal.

It's one of my taglines.

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Yeah, I'm like, fuck this.

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Are you a God man?

Are you a man of the church?

In terms of God,

God don't believe in Him.

Don't like Him.

He's always like, you know, I prayed when I was a kid,

and he was like, you know,

I think he talked back to me and he's just like,

no, I'm not going to, I'm not going to do anything.

And I was like, I don't like you anymore.

You know, I don't want to be, I don't want to believe in you.

And I haven't talked to him since.

Well, I mean, I feel like you should open your heart

one more time to God because he's, he's ready.

He's waiting.

Are you a God man?

I'm a God guy.

Yeah, we don't say God man because that's man is, you know,

we don't want to compare ourselves to the, I'm a God guy.

Yeah.

Will we keep breaking that down?

Why can't you say God man?

Well, God man sounds like a superhero and I don't really.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Are you thinking when I'm thinking?

Yep.

What are we thinking?

Oh, you're not thinking?

I actually am not thinking what it is.

Oh, a new Marvel movie called God man.

And it's the superhero has got, and he's fucking shit up.

And he's, he's saving the world?

Yeah, he's saving the world.

Who's screwing it up?

Satan.

And played by Satan man.

And who, what the, what actor would play Satan man, do you think?

Robert Patterson.

Robert Patterson, the second Batman.

Wow, this is a, and now would you, I'm spitballing right now.

I love it.

I want to pretend like we're on the Paramount lot, and I'm spitballing with you.

Is this what you do to executives?

You spitball and you give them all this heat?

Yes.

But yeah, you don't.

So I would spitball with Harvey.

I came up with Harvey.

You and Harvey weren't seeing more old friends.

Yeah, he would be like, let me give you a massage.

And I'd be like, okay, let me spitball an idea and, you know,

we killed two birds with one rape.

Geez.

But yeah, we would, we would spitball, we would spitball.

You spitball a lot.

Big spitball.

Now, there's rumors on the internet.

I don't know if you want to address them.

Any, I'll address anything.

I'm an open book.

Well, there's rumors that say that you're, you're actually Jewish.

Is that true?

I told you not to talk about one thing.

I told you not to talk about one thing.

You just literally said I'm an open book.

I'll say whatever.

Yeah, but I said don't talk about the fact I'm Jewish.

Before we started the show.

Or we cut the whole thing out.

That's fine.

It's not the big idea.

If I watch this episode and you have this part in,

I'm going to fly back here.

I'm going to shove Bobby Lee up your fucking ass.

Okay.

And it's going to kill you.

We'll cut it out.

Because he's small, but he's not that small.

Right.

We'll cut it out.

Next fucking question.

Next question.

I apologize, man.

We're going to cut that stuff out.

Well, he asked you.

He said before.

On a night out on the town with Timmy,

what's your drink of choice?

Are you, do you like, uh, you like bourbon?

I don't know, you know, call a guy.

I'm a man of Chevy's guy.

Man of Chevy's.

Man of Chevy's is a, uh, a bread, right?

It's not a bread.

I think you think you have holla.

That's the bread.

Yeah.

I don't know.

They sound similar.

They sound similar.

Man of Chevy's.

Man of Chevy's is a dessert wine.

Yeah, it's like, oh, it's like a wine.

Right.

Have you ever had it?

Never.

It's traditionally a, a Jewish drink, right?

Yeah.

No, it's not.

It's not?

Man of Chevy's.

Will you Google that to see if Man of Chevy's

is traditionally a Jewish drink?

What does it say?

It's saying that it is Jewish.

What are you talking about?

Man of Chevy's is a Jewish.

That's just what it is.

Okay, let's rewind for a second.

Just rewind.

You want to stop down the show?

No, no, no, we can keep doing the show,

but just like, cut that part out.

I mean, can I do a different answer?

That's fine.

So when we're going out to have a, uh,

something to eat and drink,

are you a drinker?

Do you like to have a drink?

Would you like one?

Uh, no, I'm, I'm just an eater.

I love to eat.

What do you like?

What's your favorite meals?

Like MOTSA.

MOTSA, MOTSA balls.

No, like the MOTSA, the flatbread.

MOTSA.

No, like MOTSA, like the,

like cracker, flat cracker thing.

So that's, is that,

that also a Jewish dish, I think?

I think a lot of these are Jewish dishes.

They are not Jewish dishes.

Have you ever had MOTSA?

I don't think so.

We stay pretty far away from that kind of stuff.

Why?

Because I'm a God guy.

Where's God have to do with MOTSA?

I think a lot of people that eat MOTSA are probably

double men.

I can't do it.

Let me tell you something.

Tell me.

Break it down for me right now.

No, I have, you know what?

I have had MOTSAs delicious.

Oh, really?

Yeah, it's very good.

Well, but what you just said was you were a God man.

I'm a God guy.

I told you that God man is a movie we're working on.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

But it's, uh, I thought it was double,

double bread was what you were saying.

No, no, I didn't.

That's not what I said.

People think it's Jewish.

It's not Jewish.

Okay, it's not.

Yeah, you know the story.

What is it?

A bunch of Italians, um,

in like zero BC or whatever in Egypt,

a bunch of these Italians were like,

oh my god, this British show film,

we're going to get fat as fuck.

And then they made this flat cracker.

Which is the name of my next album,

Flat Cracker.

That's pretty good.

Yeah, that's the name of my next album.

I do.

I've never heard one of your songs.

Can I hear one?

I'm a rapper.

Give me a subject.

I'll rap about it.

Okay, perfect.

Let's see, uh, Harvey Weinstein.

Mm-hmm.

Do you want to beat?

Oh, yeah.

Sure.

Who's the most evil man in Hollywood?

Harvey Weinstein and he barely could keep his

winner inside of his pants,

all the time harassing the salt and

doing the dance, saying,

you want to be in the movie?

Well, you're going to have to move me.

And that's all I got to say about Harvey today.

Well, that's, uh,

is that like one of your singles or was that just a freestyle?

It's a, it's an EP.

Did you freestyle there?

Was that actually a song you had?

We wrote that down.

I wrote that before the show.

Holy shit.

I thought you were going to ask me about it.

So we wrote it down before the show.

How much music have you made?

I got about seven or eight, uh,

full albums, I would say,

and each of them has 38 songs on each side.

What are the names of the albums?

Just give me all eight of the names.

So my albums,

and I'll say this, it's plagiarism.

I'll be honest because my albums were named after Eddie Murphy's,

um, Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor's first couple of albums.

So Richard Pryor's first album.

Oh, these aren't music albums.

They are, but I took the name from Richard Pryor's first record.

Like his standout.

Yeah.

Why'd you do that?

I love the title.

Delirious?

No, of Richard Pryor.

Eddie, Eddie, from the Sunset Strip.

Uh, before that.

What was that?

You don't remember any of those?

Well, I don't listen to black comedy.

Seriously?

I have no problem with black people.

I just, I, I just don't relate to it.

You don't like any black stand-ups?

Chris Rock.

I mean, Chris Hack.

Dave Chappelle.

You're wearing a Chappelle shirt.

I am.

Yeah.

Yo, so you, this is why you're not a fan of me.

Cause I like black comedy.

You don't like it.

I, I, I never said I wasn't a fan of you, first of all.

But yeah, Dave Chappelle, uh, no.

You don't like any black comedy.

Well, Dave Chappelle steals all of his material.

From who?

Carlos Garcia.

Does he really?

Yes.

Wow.

I guess I didn't know that.

Did you not read my Galker article about it?

No.

Yeah, blew the whole thing wide open.

Wow.

Yeah.

So no Dave Chappelle, no Chris Rock, no Eddie Murphy.

Eddie Murphy.

Is there any black comic you like?

Dead or alive?

Yeah.

Who is it?

Cedric Danitena.

You like said.

I love said.

Well, okay.

What about Steve Harvey?

Steve Harvey, I don't like.

You don't like, what do you not like about him?

I don't like his game show.

You don't like family feud.

Yeah.

Does he do comedy?

Yeah, he did stand up for a long time.

Get the fuck out of here.

No, he's, I think he might still do it.

Yo, yeah.

What?

He yes.

Is it good?

Yeah, it's fantastic.

Steve Harvey.

Steve Harvey.

Show me comedy.

He does stand up.

He's very good.

Holy shit.

Can you do one of his bits?

Yeah.

All right.

We just did one the other week.

You want to do it together and uh.

About being on a boat.

Right?

How's that one go?

You know, when you want a boat.

Oh, I know this one.

You know that one.

I know this one.

Yeah.

You know, when you be on a boat and you're like,

God damn, this boat motherfucking huge.

That Steve Harvey's bit.

Okay.

Yeah, I should do like his stand up.

So there you go.

You do like some black stand-ups.

I like, I like Steve.

I like Steve Harvey.

So I try to think if there's any other one said.

Cosby, did you ever like him?

I loved Cosby.

Was he a stand-up though?

He was.

Yeah, he was a piece of shit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Did you know him?

No.

I didn't know him.

You never met him?

I never got to meet Bill Cosby.

He, I don't think he would have liked me.

Why not?

Because you're a man.

Because I'm a guy.

I'm a god guy.

He, oh, god guy.

He's not a god guy.

He's not.

No, he's one of those.

Well, I thought the whole thing about being a god guy was,

you like to, you know.

Praise God.

You know what I mean?

What do you, what?

Isn't like the sacrament just a roofie?

Well, is that not what it is?

If it's through a priest, it's different.

What is the sacrament?

It's the body of Christ.

Yeah, but what is it actually?

Like, what is the thing that they give?

It's a wafer.

It's made in, in, it's not a roofie.

It's not.

No, it's not.

It's just a wafer.

Is the blood of Christ,

but with the flesh.

It's not blood.

No, well, it's, it's wine usually.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Yes, indeed.

That was a pun.

Okay.

All right.

I know I'm, I feel like I'm filling you in with a lot of stuff.

Well, I'm not, you know, I'm not well read.

I'm well listened, but I'm not well read.

I've never read the Bible.

Have you ever heard the audiobook Bible?

Is it good?

Oh, my.

Who voices it?

God, Morgan Freeman.

He does the Bible.

The whole Bible, new, old, middle.

New, old, and the middle of the Bible.

The fucking testament.

So you like black actors,

but you're just not a big black stand-up thing.

Black audiobooks.

Black audiobooks.

I don't like black actors.

I don't like black stand-ups,

except for the ones they said.

Right.

I love black voiceover artists.

Morgan Freeman is a voiceover artist.

Well, he's actually a, well, he's an acclaimed actor as well.

Just like an on camera.

You've never seen him on camera.

He's not an actor.

He's a voiceover artist.

No, he's not.

Is he not an actor?

I feel like I'm not.

Did you see March of the Penguins?

I did.

You did.

Did you hear March of the Penguins?

Do you know who that was?

I'm going to guess that you're going to tell me it was Morgan Freeman.

It was Morgan Freeman.

You know who wasn't one of the penguins?

Who?

Morgan Freeman.

He's a voice actor.

Oh, okay.

All those penguins were not Morgan Freeman.

Right.

He has done other films on camera or no?

No, he hasn't.

He just does voice.

In Shoshanger Nymphsion.

Have you seen that movie?

No.

No, I have.

I have seen that movie.

The one with Tim Robbins and

Martin Lawrence.

Tim Robinson.

Tim Robbins.

No, Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence were in that.

No, that was Morgan Freeman.

Martin Lawrence was in

many other great films.

Martin Lawrence was Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence

in Shoshank Redemption.

I've seen Shoshank is one of my favorite movies.

Imagine if it was Tim Robbins.

I'm going to be honest, I've never seen

Tim Robinson and Martin Lawrence in Shoshank Redemption.

Man, get the fuck out of here.

What are you doing?

You crazy as motherfucker.

No, he plays what's her name from his sitcom?

He plays, uh, yeah.

With the nails of the fucking hair.

Oh, oh, oh, uh.

Shanae-ne.

Shanae-ne.

She's like, you must be out of your motherfucking mind.

It's Martin Lawrence as Shanae-ne.

And Shoshank Redemption with Tim Robinson.

That's a movie we should after God, man.

After God, man, that's the movie we need to make.

We should remake Shoshank Redemption.

I'm in your car.

I get into your car, right?

I get into your car.

And then I get out.

Right.

But I mean, I'm in your car.

What's playing, what is it?

What's playing over the, uh, what's playing?

Yeah, is it a radio?

Is it CDs?

Are you a tape guy?

Yeah, Spotify.

No, I, uh, kind of whatever it doesn't really matter.

Um, uh, Jersey boys, the Jersey boys.

The soundtracks of the movie, Jersey, uh, the play, Jersey boys.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cherry, baby.

Right.

You know, like stuff like that.

Jersey boys is great.

Oh, my God.

Frankie Valley, right?

No.

No, that's not Frankie Valley.

No, it's a Jersey boys.

I do think Frankie Valley was in the Jersey boys.

No, it's a, it's a, it's a, well, it's a movie, but it's a play.

It's a play and a movie.

About boys from Jersey who were in a band called the Jersey boys.

They were kind of the original boy group.

Yes.

But is it not Frankie Valley?

It is.

It's Frankie Valley.

Guys, I'm going to fucking fight both of you guys.

Well, no, we're just, I'm just saying that's what's up.

If you keep telling me I'm wrong when I know I'm right.

Okay.

And people can look this up myself.

Like, I don't know if you guys talked about this before.

We did, you know, we did it in a way.

It's a bad joke.

And I'm sorry.

So you're just trying to antagonize me as something right now?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

The Jersey boys is about a group named the fucking Jersey boys.

You know, I'm from Jersey.

It's my favorite fucking thing.

I'll leave right now.

I'll leave right now.

There's one thing that you don't do is talk about the fucking Jersey boys like that.

I'm sorry.

It's the only thing that in calling me a fucking Jew.

So all the things I said not to do, okay?

I won't anymore.

No more Jersey boy.

And then there was a third thing.

But we'll see if that comes up.

I don't want to bring it up right now.

Don't bring it up.

I'm not going to.

I didn't pick you as a guy who likes plays.

So you love plays.

I think plays

not gay.

So whiskey ginger gay, me gay.

Gay.

This guy gay.

McCone gay.

These cameras.

The cameras are gay.

Well, they're pink.

They are pink, but that's just how we bought them.

Yeah, but you made a choice to buy pink cameras.

They were out of black.

Most cameras are all cameras are black.

I've never seen pink cameras in my fucking life.

Well, where do we get these pink cameras from?

What is this from the gay store or something?

Did you buy these at the gay store?

I did buy them.

Oh, well, that's fine.

Well, finally, he's being honest.

Okay.

So we like the Jersey boys.

So this is all gay.

I'm gay.

This is Jewish.

You know, like literally just trying to

antagonize me.

Well, stop.

I'm sorry.

Okay, it's fine.

But plays not gay.

Plays not gay.

Plays straight as fuck.

Lay miss.

Oh, you love that.

Are you telling me that's gay?

You know, kinky boots.

You telling me that's gay?

No.

It's not.

What about rent?

Rent, not gay.

It's about a bunch of people with AIDS.

But it's not gay.

So none of the cat, no one's gay in the story,

rent.

You can get AIDS from fucking chicks.

Is that true?

Is that not true?

I mean, it's easy.

Huh?

Easy, easy.

Easy, easy.

Well, he was gay.

Oh, okay.

You didn't know that?

I mean, I guess I know now.

You know what NWA stands for?

What is NWA stand for?

I never even knew.

No woman.

I.

Oh, that's, that's, well, so what about

Magic Johnson?

He's not gay.

He got HIV.

He's not gay.

He got HIV.

Yeah.

Oh, so he, so he's not gay.

He's not, you can have age, so I have HIV.

But it's not, it's not, it's not AIDS.

I'm not gay.

Right.

I am not gay.

Right.

So you can get, you can get hiv,

but you aren't necessarily gay if you have hiv.

Okay.

So what makes,

there's a bunch of things that can make you gay.

What makes me gay?

You're attitude, you're demeanor.

The fact that you like Dave Chappelle,

the fact that you're wearing

Nike's and stuff like that.

So Nike's are gay?

Yeah, just do it.

What does that mean?

Just do a guy in the fucking ass.

That's what it means.

Adidas.

It's a slogan means.

Adidas is Adidas.

We hate Jews.

You know, it's a German company.

That's not gay.

So you like Adidas because of their anti-Somatic?

I don't like Adidas.

You don't like Adidas.

I like Kanye West.

Right.

And as soon as you stop working for Adidas,

I was like, no.

You think Kanye's

what he's been talking about the past couple of years is

profound and true?

Yeah.

I just found out he was a musician.

What did you think he was prior?

A public speaker.

Kind of.

He is kind of a public speaker.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I love his message.

What is his main message?

The Jews are running showbiz.

Stop it.

That's his message.

Yeah, fuck that shit.

Okay.

Yeah.

And you love that.

I think it's

I think we're going down a path right now

and I'm pretty stuck on that path.

I'm trying to reverse it.

But let's get off of that path.

Let's get off of that path.

We can easily get off of that path.

Man, Palestine.

What's up?

You know?

Are you a big pro-Palestine guy?

Big Palestine guy.

Big, big Zionist.

There was a room.

You know what I mean?

I do know what you mean.

Love Palestine.

Love Israel.

So you like everybody.

You said that you're divided.

Not everybody.

I don't like Jerusalem.

But I love Israel.

You love the rest of Israel.

Love Palestine.

Got it.

Love, love.

Well, I love Jerusalem too.

I'm a guy, I'm a God guy.

What are your opinions on child above?

I think he's having a tough time right now.

Me too.

Yeah.

Do you know him?

Yes.

You buddies with him?

Yeah.

I was going to be Steven

in even Stevens and stuff like that.

Were you really?

Yeah.

So what happened was...

Another thing you turned down.

Well, the thing was I wasn't born yet.

So what happened was my, my mom

that was like, you're fucking hot.

Mommy pushed out a baby.

Because your mom was beautiful.

Oh my God.

Is she dead now?

Is she fucking dead as fuck?

Were both of your parents dead?

Yeah.

Waymo.

They both died in a waymo.

Separate.

They were divorced.

Separate incidents.

We're...

How?

Just...

Well, I just, I didn't know that they were in there

and I said it on fire doing my thing.

And then, you know,

and they fucking died.

I killed my parents accidentally.

Do you feel any remorse for that?

Oh my God.

Yes.

Of course.

I love my parents.

Well then...

But I hate Waymo.

I understand.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, this does actually make sense.

So it's like, it's like, yeah, I feel remorse.

I'm so bummed out.

You know, even saying here right now,

I'm like, God, what a fucking mistake.

But I was doing good things.

You know, I was promoting

fossil fuels and stuff like that.

So I think if they, if they, you know,

they're looking down on me now

from God man.

And they're saying, hey, we get it.

You know, you were trying to do what's right.

You were trying to end electric vehicles.

You were.

We support you.

You know, fuck.

And then they were really anti-Semitic.

So they're probably saying like, fuck you.

Your parents were?

Yes.

Big time.

They were Jewish, but they fucking...

Super anti-Semitic.

Wait, if your parents were Jewish, you're Jewish then.

No, because they're dead.

Oh, if they're dead, it doesn't.

Do you not know how religion works?

Not really, to be honest.

So if your parents are dead,

you can then become whoever you want.

But as long as they're alive, you're dead.

You know what I mean?

Oh.

So if your parents are alive?

They are.

Okay, so as soon as they die,

you could be like, I'm black, you know?

So when they die, I can be black.

If you want.

If you don't have to be.

But your parents, because there's no evidence

that you're not black,

because your parents are dead.

So people don't know.

That does make sense.

So just like when you show up to Thanksgiving,

you could have stand in parents

that are black and you could take a picture

of you, which is a bunch of black people,

and you're like, me and my fam.

And no one can say shit?

Absolutely not.

Well, you got to do like,

you got to do some Photoshop and blackface yourself.

That's fine.

Yeah, you got to just like, you know,

you got to change your, you know, the way you look.

But.

I feel like, I feel like

you're more knowledgeable than people think

and that you lead on.

Who the fuck said I wasn't knowledgeable?

Who's talking shit?

Well, a couple of people on the internet

have said that they think you're a dumb guy.

Who's the most famous person that's talk shit?

About you?

Yeah.

Shall we download?

We have on record.

We have Rogan talking heavy shit about you.

I mean, Joe kind of went off on a tangent.

He said, you've never made it to a workout with him.

He said, your diet is bullshit.

He's like, I've never even seen Timmy get laid one time.

He said to talk to these spouses all this.

Like, I'm a lady killer.

And then Rogan said also that you're living,

you're living with like three other guys

and you're not paying rent.

And this is all stuff that like Joe had said to us though.

So I don't know.

Okay.

All right.

I'm gonna say Joe Rogan's gay.

That was something I was gonna take to the grave with me.

Joe and he'll co-sign it.

He'll co-sign that.

It doesn't sound like he'll co-sign that.

No, he'll co-sign it.

I, here's why call him up right now.

You want me to call him?

Don't do that.

Okay, I won't call him then.

Don't do that.

He told us all this stuff about you

and I believed Joe.

I hate to tell you.

Do you believe me when I say he's gay?

I don't.

Are you gonna call him?

No, look at this.

Do you have photos?

Where did you get that photo?

In this one.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Why are those so easily accessible?

Well, they're my background.

Yeah, one of them is your lock screen,

one of them is your home screen.

Yeah.

Yep.

Because we're best friends, you know?

Like I'm not in a relationship.

It's a bit you do with him.

Yeah, we do bits.

But yeah, he, yeah, just a gay guy.

That's fine.

I can be friends with gay guys.

Like I'm totally fine with that.

Yeah, I feel like we could be friends at some point.

Me, you and McCone.

I'm totally open to that.

And because that we're gay, you say

that you're still fine with that.

I'm okay with that.

I'm okay with gay people.

I think I've said some people I'm not okay with

and we're gonna cut some of those things.

But in terms of gay, it's totally fine.

Gay people are cool, gay people are fun.

You know, I used to be gay.

And so.

What do you mean you were?

Yeah, but I went through a period where I was gay.

When was that?

I would say a couple of years ago.

A couple of years ago.

Yeah, I was gay.

I was gay for about a year.

When did that stop?

How did that stop?

Well, it's still going on sometimes.

But right now, I'm not.

So I just like turn it off.

I'm like, I want to know what it's like.

We got to cut this.

You don't want any of that stuff.

I don't want anybody to think I'm gay.

Okay, well, how about this?

You're a great touring act and you're on the road right now.

You've been touring everywhere, you know?

What are some cities that you got coming up

that you're excited about?

Well, I'm doing Irvine after this.

Then I'm going to Ontario.

Then I'm going to Nevada.

Then I'm going to Wyoming.

And then I'm going to Tokyo.

You're going to Japan.

Yeah, and then I'm going back to Saudi Riyadh.

And then I'm going to an article.

I'm doing the International Space Station.

You're doing the ISS for Oh my God.

I'm doing the ISS.

I'm doing the IS and the Coliseum.

You're doing the Coliseum here in Los Angeles?

No, the Roman.

Oh, the Roman Palace.

And then I'm doing a couple of AA meetings.

I'm doing the NBA playoffs.

I'm doing Hawaii.

I'm doing Epstein's again.

And then I'm doing a couple of the mics.

Well, I mean, that sounds great.

I mean, go to TimmyNoBreaks.com, right?

Check the website to check you out.

Any of those, all of them are sold out, so.

Oh, so there's got to be a reserve or, you know, like a no.

Can't go to it.

OK, well, I mean, go to the website and you guys can check them out.

No, don't go to my website.

Don't go to his website.

Don't go check him out.

He's going to be doing his thing without you.

Yes, do not follow me.

Do not go to my website.

Don't do anything.

OK, well, we end the show the same way.

You want to look at that camera and say one word or a phrase

to end the episode to.

Yeah, no problem.

We got to cut this.

In here, we pull whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk.

Oh, that creature in the Ginger Fears.

Sturdy, Ginger.

Like that has the Ginger Genie to cut.

Ginger's a fugitive.

You only $5 for the whiskey.

$75 for the horse.

Ginger's our hell now.

This whiskey means excellent.

Ginger, I like ginger.