Today's the Day. Welcome to RISK!

I believe that my dad fed me human flesh.

Risk, true stories, no holding back.

I stick my D in this grapefruit, and it was amazing.

Anyways, Pursuade Mayor, nobody knows where you are,

and nobody can hear you scream.

And then I realize, I'm unconscious.

Some of these stories will make you laugh till you're crying.

Why do I do all the penis calls?

Some will stick with you for life.

I said, Mike, don't make me shoot your place, but he did.

People say risk makes them feel less alone and more alive.

And the world is a better place if I stop fighting for my freedom

and live as a man who is already free.

Risk, the show where people tell true stories,

they never thought they'd dare to share.

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