Tony Chokes the Tire Toss + Suey Nominees for Most Uncomfortable Moment | Hour 1

0:00It's one of my favorite times. There's that point in every summer where I start convincing myself, I'm going to be normal about football this year. Not as emotional. Not lose myself completely in it. And then the game start. The sprinklers. The smell of grass. The roar of the crowd. The toasting of Miller Light. Ah, that right there my friends. That's my favorite part about all of this because make it football time is great. Make it football time a Miller time. That's special. Some of my favorite weekends are built around football. Getting everybody together, putting the college games on on Saturday come back for the NFL on Sunday, order way too much food, and crack open Miller lights for me and my friends. That's a perfect weekend for me. And Miller light is a beer I reach for every time because it's crisp, refreshing, and easy to drink. Especially when football starts. When it's still somehow down here. 90 degrees in Miami. It's a true American pilsner that cools the body down the original light beer since 1975 and just 96 calories and 3.2 carbs. Legendary game days start with a Miller light.

1:00Make game day legendary. Go to Miller light.com slash stand by delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller light pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Game time is Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller brewing company Milwaukee Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. We are listening to the down levatar show in partnership with the Draftkins Sports Act now live in all 50 estates. This episode of the day in levatar shows presented by Draftkins Sports Draftkins, the crown is yours. I've never been so nervous because I was just there to do that. Thank goodness my reflection in the monitor shows a terrific head of hair. That boosted my confidence in the nick of time. You just got done saying that the makeup that they applied to you made you feel like you were in a movie where they were trying to do late stage jet damage check before he done it. No, no, no, don't put that on any of the makeup people.

2:01That's the man upstairs who did this to me. I asked you the question. I asked you the question. What are you talking about? Are you talking about after you're embalmed in the coffin and you're like, no, just before that. Not dead yet. No, but yeah, it's not any. It's not by the hand of any makeup artist. Like I say, it's the sad passage of time and what it's done to me. I look at that, Dan, you know, for, by the way, this reflects poorly on you because for 20 years, whether or not you're aware of it, my social media has been populated by, man, you in Levitard, look exactly alike. Do you see that, Dan? You reflect poorly on you. I don't, I mean, I'm trying to share in the misery a little bit. Now you have to put it right back. Wow. You've never noticed it before. Now that you say it, I kind of see it. I do see it. I don't see shit. Does cam word suck? Well, here are some of the numbers, okay, because the numbers are pretty damning this preseason. 25 dropbacks this preseason, zero completions, more than seven yards.

3:02He's thrown six passes, more than seven yards hasn't completed any of them out of the 67 quarterbacks who have thrown at least one 10 plus yard pass down field this preseason. 65 have thrown at least one 10 plus yard pass, the two who didn't are cam word and Ty Rod Taylor. And then this from PFF, cam word and Jared just gave you the stat. Cam word is currently at 102nd of 104 QBs who have played in the preseason with a passing grade of 29.6. Only Brett Ripon and Kyron drones have lower passing grades. Whoa, oh, oh, oh, drones. Okay, terrifies me. After the second week of the preseason, spooky Friday at Hard Rock, Sadie and we're drones. Almost got that. They can ruin him. It'd be real. It's cousin to ruin him. Yes. And I was pretty fair. I look, I'm in the tank for cam words. One of my favorite cams ever. But I thought he held onto the ball too much and fell in love with some good protection in Miami and developed some bad habits.

4:03Said a result from that and he needed to play better. He did not have passing touchdowns. His passing touchdown numbers were at Roaches. The later in the season, I do feel like there were signs and the arm talent, like there was a couple times a game where the guy just dazzles you with the play. But there were a couple plays to the young draft pick that they made to help him out. That would have completely changed the narrative that that receiver totally screwed up. I'm talking about Cornell Tate, who was terrible against Miami in the cotton bowl, by the way. Got big fat numbers playing opposite of Jeremiah Smith. But after I saw that guy in the cotton bowl, I'm like, man, is this funny money? In the preseason, we talk about cam words, that's, Dejan Love had as many catches as Cornell Tate did in the preseason. He was targeted six times, one drop, zero catches, zero receiving yards. That is your top 10 draft pick that you brought in to help cam word. And how else did they try to help cam word? They brought in Bob Salah and they brought in Brian Dable. I think the question is about this organization and that spot for cam word or fair.

5:04I do think cam words can have a good career, but I don't know if it's going to be intense. What do you think, Jameshack, because I think I'd assemble the argument that there was no team, not even the saints that had a worse combination of skill guys and offensive line problems. And you cannot have both with a young quarterback. You can't have both with a veteran quarterback. First of all, yeah, I think that I'm with ultimately what Mike is saying. You think that cam word is going to have a good career. And I think that you here in Dolphins country see the product of the difference that the NFL environment can make. Malik Willis is where he is because of the time he had up in green Bay. I do not think he would have necessarily turned in to the appealing to the enticing option that he was this offseason where it not for his time up there in green Bay. I think about it also as you, Miami Hurricanes fans have now seen this string of guys go cam ward and Carson Beck was good.

6:05And I think Mensa really has a great shot at the Heisman at the end of that. If that's true in November, do we then render a verdict without knowing anything about how cam warden the Titans are doing in 2026 that it was the product of the cane system that worked. It's sort of like if you can harken all the way back to the University of Houston when they had Andre where and he lit the world of fire and he had to have the Heisman because of the God he stats and then he gets drafted high in the NFL and then David Klingler comes in underneath them and lights the world up all over again and you realize too late if you drafted Andre where. Oh, it was the system. It wasn't this is not what's happening in Miami. Cam wards receivers weren't that good. I mean, he had Restrepo obviously the career leader, but those receivers that receiver room is the weakest one that crystal ball will have because those receivers weren't good enough. They didn't have anything in the way of defense. One of the things that I think is interesting about Miami and how it is that they're doing

7:08it differently in terms of where it is that crystal ball learned what not to do from Nick Sabin. I will remind you guys that most of those Alabama teams before it became two and Hertz didn't have great quarterbacks. It was all the players around the quarterback who made the quarterback great and then Sabin figured out, oh, and I can get good quarterbacks as well. But before that, he was not winning with great quarterbacks. John Parker Wilson Greg McElroy McKarron. He's three quarterbacks that Miami has had our legitimate on the cusp of being professional quarterbacks at the NFL level. And that is not something Miami has done a lot of. They've had Bernie Cozar. They've had Jim Kelly. They've had Vinnie Test of Erdi, but they have not had a lot of, you know, in the last 25 years, they have not made professional quarterbacks very often. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. You know what's interesting? We spend a lot of time reading reviews before, well, you know, buy a new TV, pick a restaurant,

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9:09I'm here with Dave Damish and he's like, hey guys, Pittsburgh. Alright, everybody's like, what the f*** is this guy? Dave Dima-Chick. He goes, what TV's the penguins game on? Who the hell is this guy? This is the DLB. Let's go out again to the Draft King Sports Gas Station where I'm hoping this game goes better than the last one and the rules are easy to understand the gas station and we're five minutes away from free gas for four hours in Miami. So listen to that Miami. I know you like free stuff, everybody likes free stuff. Put it on the poll at Levitage Show. Does everyone like free stuff? In five, 290, Northwest 7th Avenue has been made a Draft King Sports Gas Station. The zip code is 3-3169 and now we go out again to Jeremy who is still wearing that stupid cowboy hat. It's hot as balls, y'all.

10:10It's really hot out here. We're kind of dying, but guess what's not? The enthusiasm around this place that's going to be kicking up in just mere moments as they give away free gas here at this gas station. From 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. local time, you can check it out at Lanna Dallas, Detroit, Los Angeles, and here in Miami, Draft King Sports is live in all 50 states and partnership with Draft Kings, the crown is yours. So we're going to be doing the tire toss, Dan. First up is going to be Zazlow over there in his Cuck chair and this one is pretty simple, Dan. Five throws, whoever makes the most through the tire wins. Now you can go to our free to play game on Draft King Sports and you can see all of the different situations that people can check out there. So to set you up while we get Zaz set up in his spot here over on his mark, if you want to get Zaz set up Tony, he's not listening. He's in the Cuck chair. Who will win the tire toss challenge? Zazlow, Tony, Coco, or will there be a tie or no winner? How many of the five throws will the tire toss challenge winner make through the tire?

11:14Zero to one, two, three, or four to five. And then of course, finally, how many total tire toss makes will the three participants record across their 15 throws with several different options. So we're going to have Zazlow goes first. I'm going to get out of the way and let you guys know how this one goes. So Zazlow with his first throw, go for it, Zaz. So pick moment. This is a very big moment because everybody's throwing motion. And not over two, not great from Zaz in terms of throwing motion. Not a great start. I give him. I just walked right in front. Oh, there goes Zaz. One for three. One for three. Let's get that football over to Zaz. And one for four. But hey, he's got one through and that's all that matters thus far. Here goes Zazlow, who promised me he'd go five for five. He finishes up one for five. Zazlow has done that for his own. He looks like a mechanic trying to throw a football. That does not count. He is one for five. That was his sixth throw. Here comes Matthew Cokka.

12:15And he will be competing for nothing personal with David Samson. So here goes Cokka, headed over to the spot. And the first, oh, the sun seems to be in his eyes. He can borrow the cowboy hat if he'd like. Y'all, there's throw number one. Oh, also not a great throwing motion. Matthew Cokka doesn't seem happy with the heckling. Cokka you can tell is a good athlete. But he's never got a football. I think the mechanics overall are affecting both of their throws. Ooh, just short. That's the bottom of the tire. So one for three, here comes the fourth. Oh, it's sitting inside the top. That has to be extra. That counts. Oh no, the ruling is no for me. Wait, Tony does make a roll. That's a half. That's a half. That's a half. I'm going to say one and a half. Now we're going to, OK, good idea, Chris. That's really smart. No, no, damn, shut up. That counts. I hate you people. That counts. Matthew Cokka is three, four, five, three, four, five.

13:19The second one that went in counts. That went through the tire. Here comes Tony. Oh, Tony gets a proper three. He wins. Hold on a second. Just real quick, before Tony goes still with an unlead cigarette in his mouth, seems unsafe around the gas station. We now get to test whether or not Tony's FIU try out, which did not have a football will indeed reveal to us that he is a good quarterback. But I do want to ask the poll question. In a tire, in a football tire talk. He's on, please don't put this up. Why? You can't help yourself. In a football tire talk. It's crazy. Does the ball need to go through the tire or can it get stuck in the tire? Go ahead, Tony. I genuinely hate Dan Lovator. It's a black and mild, by the way. That's fine. Over one. Over one, Tony. Is he going to choke here? Over two. He'll lose their Tony. Danny needs to go three for three. Oh my god, he's going to choke. Oh my god. He's losing. We're rooting for Zaz here. One for four. Once the pressure was off, he stepped up.

14:20And two, four, five. Tony, he's losing. The winner more touch. Is Matthew Cokka, who even if he was at two and a half, would have been the victor. So Matthew Cokka wins. Congratulations to Matthew Cokka. The total number was six. Zazlow had one. Matthew Cokka had three. Tony had two. He finishes with three as the winner. And congratulations to nothing personal with David Samson with one competition to go. We have Mystery Pratch One. Nothing personal with David Samson. One. And the Dan Lovatar show. Zero. They are camera person fall down on their back and have a seizure. Like what the hell? Just call the fulty gimbal. The N.E.B. class. It's called a faulty gimbal. OK, thank you very much. All right. You're making this a lot of fun, Dan. All right, get out of here. I'm a faulty. All right, listen to me. Richard gimbal. Listen to me. Really a fugitive reference.

15:21Play on. This is what I want to say. I was not expecting a controversy. This is controversy. I was not expecting a controversy. I just want to laugh at a couple of things. One is I thought that the worst that we could do as athletically as a show is that in our last several kicking competitions, all the participants have gotten injured. I thought that that's the worst we could do. But I have a new nominee that I was not expecting. Not only did all of the participants actually make half of their less than half of their throws, the winner is a ball that got stuck in the tire. The reason for the winning is a controversial throw that ends in a place that I did not think it could end, which is a thrown football not going through the tire, but just ending up inside of the tire because it got stuck. If you could have bet on that in our free game, you would have made nothing but. But it would have been a cool thing to say.

16:22Yes, correctly. By the way, free gas. Lies. Yes. I am, baby. The number is one. The address is 15290, Northwest 7th Avenue. And it's for the next four hours. The gas is free. Look at that. Zero's across the board. You never see that. Not that since that straight of her mousse got all locked up. And then all of a sudden the gas prices went up. No, this is great for our partners. It says zero dollars there. It's free. The gas is free for the next four hour courtesy of our great partners at drafting. You're the big winner if you go get the free gas. The big loser is Tony. Even though he had the best throwing motion, he should be ashamed of himself. He should be especially ashamed of himself because he looked like a regular person throwing a ball versus these two foes who he waged for. He lost to a guy who looks like he may or may not have ever thrown a ball before today. Any confidently put himself in the ass. He's like, you know, you let the kids go first and then I'll come in loser. He was smoking two unlit cigarettes.

17:23Black and mild. It's a different thing. Tell Zaz throws a ball. Put it on the pole is a black and mild cigarette. Yes or no. Because I thought a black and mild was a cigarette. I thought they closer to cigar. Yeah, it's a cigarette. Yeah, it's closer to a cigarette. There are differences. C. Got you. No. What do you mean? I mean, no, no calls in a C. Got you. No, no, it's a cigarette. If you're going to put the double L on it, you're going to make it a Hispanic mechanic. You are. If you're like, make it a Hispanic mechanic. Go back. Fight us on everything. Go back. You go back. You're going to play a different studio award here. Can we play the one we want? Show yourself out. Tony, you know that moment at a party or a tailgate where everything just sort of clicks. I know it well. It's usually when I show up. Everybody goes crazy. Yeah, you usually take all the credit for it. But it's because Tony usually walks in with Quarad. I'm blocking my piss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quarovo is a thing that turns hanging out into this is the night. It has that effect on people. It does. You usually take the credit for it.

18:23But again, it's the Quarovo effect. It's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up, hooting and hollering. Keep it, Quarovo. Keep it, Quarovo, baby. Down lebatar. What is the worst part of the life? Genadansasolo. The worst part of the life of life. This is the down lebatar show. Which is the one that you have? Uncomfortable moment. Ooh, is Damagechek in here? Does Damagechek have any nominees in here? By paying tribute to someone that passed away during a Damagechek show? OK, this is always a great category. Every single year, I'm surprised we're playing it this early. This tends to be the best of the categories. You could vote at lebatardaf.com.

19:24I know the Damagechek thing that's in this. It's a good one. Well, I mean, they're all good. It was a Friday special. Who's it going? How many of these? How long is this our longest category? 18 minutes, other than musical performance, it's our longest category. OK, let's see what we've got here. And now, the Sui nominees for most uncomfortable moment. Dan Lebatard has asked, who his best friend is? Put it on the poll at Lebatard show, do you have a best friend? Because I think it's unusual not to have a best friend. Not saying my wife. Don't know. We just let this stop there right there. You're spousing at your best friend. What a loser would say that. Who's your best friend? Dan. Dan, he know what he's going to say. It was my brother. Oh, not your wife. Somehow more awkward. Now what I thought he was going to say. That's not the question that he asked. Who's your best friend right now? Yeah. That was gratuitous. Living. In fact, penalty box out of here. I'm not fair to do that. I don't feel good about this. That's unfair to do that. What?

20:24He asked him a question. Who's your best friend? Not who it was. How many left? Come on. What's the penalty? Making us feel like shit. Dan Levitard calls Jessica Smetana. The twerk queen. I'm with you, Danny. Twerking. You're a ten. Well, he's not twerking. He's not twerking well. That thank you for that. I don't know. It's up for me to decide. All right. So then decided twerk queen. I well. Whoa. What do you call it? Matthew Berry's daughter is calling him during his interview. He's averaging 18 fantasy points for a game during that stretch. Since week seven, Cabante Smith. Are you giving yourself a run? I mean, at least a point in five percent. I'm sorry. Are you giving yourself around the horn? Point how we have to. We're hearing something that, yes, something is getting points there. Are you giving yourself points? I've given him points. No, I'm embarrassed about this. But my phone is blowing up. It's my phone. My daughter's braces a wire on it broke. And so I was late getting here to the studio. And so I've basically barely rushed in and made it. And so that's my daughter blowing up my phone right now.

21:27And I don't understand why my wife is not handling this. So it'd be perfectly on anyway. That's OK. We like that. I have to answer to the dance show. Can you deal with our daughter? Yes, because I dropped her off the dentist. I'm in my car. Dan Lebitard's mother calls him and Poppy fake Cubans. Mario Crystal Ball is more Cuban than Fernando Mendoza. We dispute this. It's the same. No, Mommy. Mario Blaine. No. Fernando's father at Columbus High School. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No one that went to Columbus High School is no Cuban. You're no Cuban either. You're fake. Whoa. You married a fake Cuban. We just saw it on the game show. Don't mean me. I marry a fake Cuban. Dan Lebitard's terrible transition with Kumail Nangani on South Beach sessions. But it's still challenging because writing is such a personal thing. And it can be if she's like, hey, I don't like vulnerable inanimate, super inanimate feelings.

22:27You got hurt. Your feelings being hurt. Like I can't imagine what happened to you post 9-11 where you're doing stand up and you're getting heckled. And it's what a segue, by the way. Well, it just I can't imagine because you're sensitive. That seems like a terrible position to be. And thank you for being so gentle about that segue straight from your wife. Oh, no, no, no, please don't be racist heckling. Are you being hard on yourself or are you not sensitive? Don't. OK, don't be sensitive. I truly truly. What was the terrible thing? No, no, do not see it. Let me take this from you. This is mine. This is not on you. You're going to take it right? I'm sorry I said that. I didn't know me that. You was accurate. It was totally. Yeah, I was. You shouldn't take it right. But it was true. It was a hard truth I had to see. It made the podcast better. Dan Lebitard tells Greg Cody his opinion is late. I was late today. I was not late on my opinion. You can't tell me when I'm late on my effing opinion. Got him. Listen, you guys are not economists for the Miami Herald.

23:29OK, your opinions are spewed into microphone. I'm still Miami Herald columnist. Why? I mean, he's been late to what for the last 10 years. What year was your last column? I'm on an upstate three, four years ago. I think it was longer than that. Your Miami Herald columnist like Luther Evans and Edwin Pope. I mean, RIP. They've been, yeah, for many years. I know they have. So he's a columnist like dead people? Yes, because he doesn't write. Chris Cody plays the wrong song with David Sampson. You're showing your ass introducing David that way and not realizing what you were doing. I think he knows what he's doing. I know what I'm doing. David requested this. Good, sir. Yeah, we voted for this. Nagila hava. Nagila hava. Nagila. Yishmah ha. All right. Now, we've just conducted an investigation. Chris Cody had no idea. Oh, I don't know. He had no idea. I can't believe that you did that by mistake because of your bad timing. And it wasn't even bad judgment.

24:30I mean, it was also bad judgment, but it was for me. I have four songs here. You think I just randomly picked the third one? To be fair, it's titled New Ballpark Music. So he doesn't know. OK, but I have four options. Who do you think put these here, guys? I selected these. Yeah, but the internet just has four things. Roy, I need to go for confirmation on this. Roy Howd Laughing off Mike. And it sounded because he saw that you were exposed and that you didn't actually know what you were doing that. Roy, I need truth telling from the other room right now. The muffle had no idea. Miami Heat owner, Mickey Erison, doesn't know who Zazlow is. Do you know who Jonathan Zazlow is? No. Oh. See, that's not right. That's such a bullshit. I'm not saying that to you. I'm calling him a live. I'm calling you a live. He's calling Mr. Erison a live? I'm saying Mike Ryan. Mike Ryan's bullshit. Ask Mickey Erison your question. Ask him. Mickey, have you seen the new Superman? No. Zazlow accuses Greg Cody of stealing his catchphrase.

25:34Number 17. Hey, that's what I'm talking about. I say that's what I'm talking about. I regret asking him. You just say it. No, I haven't seen it long enough. And you made it sing song. It is. Sing song. That's my gimmick. That's what I'm talking about. That's my friends. How long have you been saying that? I hold in the crib. Oh, you're stealing my crib line now. Uh oh. Zaz. Oh, we got a crib off. No. You know what just happened? Just got cocked. Bullshit. You just sat there and watched. Hey, that's what I'm talking about. So you just take someone's phrase but I hay in front of it. Also, it's yours. I had no idea you said that. Dan Levitard insults Greg Cody about his book with Ron McGill. I think the world of Ron McGill don't accuse me of a turd sandwich on his behalf. It's ridiculous. It's an insult. To be fair, the reason that I called it a turd sandwich is simply because of the amount of time he spent about how little money he made on these books. Only because you introduced it by saying

26:35I've gotten rich off Ron McGill. And it's not true. And everybody knows it. Are you insane? No, right on that line. Andy Reed wants to tickle the other team's tonsils. If you're coming to me on this mat, I'm telling you, we're going to go after you every game. That's how we roll. We're going to try to tickle your tonsils on every play, every game. He thinks the way to play football is to stick your hand in the other player's mouth. That's how we roll. We're going to try to tickle your tonsils on every play. All right, game. OK, Andy heard this at practice. And I don't think he understood. I don't need the jazz clearly. There's going to be a not a manable clause situation. All right, going to be a tickling of the tonsils when the chiefs play you. Oh, you got it now, buddy. Oh, I got it now, Dan. I got it. Nasty. You got it, too? Yeah. Tony Kalata, you brings us in a different direction. Have you guys seen this FIU story, by the way,

27:37before I go? Yeah, I did. The play. The owner says the Netanyahu. Yeah, the pit. What? Oh, boy. Oh, there's what? A girl from FIU got arrested for saying Netanyahu blow up the school. I thought that's what you guys were talking about. I'd like to hear about that one. Nobody heard a story? Nobody said that story? No. All right, you guys aren't watching, man. I was definitely talking about the pit bull ones. Oh, that's old news. Dan? Dan, you watch the local news. I'm just laughing at the fact that that just happened. Sha-keel-o-neel. Hates Dan Levitard. Our boss Dan Levitard thinks that you hate him. How right is he? I do hate him. However, we'll never disrespect him. If I say anything with his family, I'm gonna help you. Like, hell, I'll miss you, Dan. But if we're in the place, where we can go out, we can go out. When Sha-keel says I'm going to kill you, can we put on the screen at some point, the frozen reaction of Chris and Jeremy totally betraying

28:39me and roaring with laughter, something that's decidedly not funny. The size of that betrayal is staggering to me. How happy you guys were made. He was not choking, and that's not deadpin. If I'm with my father, he will be nice. And if he sees me alone, he's not happy with me. He will choke me. He will be, you know what he'll do to me? He will do to me what the mountain did to Pablo Pascal in Game of Thrones. David Sampson has a fly in his studio on nothing personal with David Sampson. It's really not. There is a major animal in this apartment. Animal. They all, I don't know what I'm going to do here, Pablo. I can't do a show like this, Coco. There's something that is going to hit. Holy cow. Hey, we're live. I don't like. Can you imagine doing a show like on a safari? Oh, sorry.

29:40Got him right there. Zazlow better do exactly what Dan says. I'm going to have Jonathan Zazlow read to you what is on the piece of paper that has been handed to me by producers who give me information to keep me maximum informed. Zazlow, do not read the words on here that are the only sports words. How many of the words are sports related? None. I don't think it's none, Zazlow. Look at that sheet closely. There are words. Well, there are words on that sheet, Zazlow, that are sports related that you're not seeing. You told me not to read the sports. I know how many words are there on the sheet that are sports related to? Thank you, Zazlow. There we go. How many words are, let's try this again, Zazlow. For the last time. How many words are on the sheet that I've been hearing you might be asked how much is on this sheet. A couple hundred. How many of the words are sports related?

30:42Two. I'll get damn a check in here. What is on that piece of paper, Zazlow? Bullshit words. Give me the piece of paper, back, Zazlow. Get it on. Greg Cody gets confused multiple times. Diana, Dad says Shadour Sanders is ready to start. What are you hearing about the Cleveland situation? Wait, Dan's. You think Shadour Sanders is ready? No, no, Dad. Dad, Dad. For some reason he called Dion Dad. Well, Dad Sanders. It's his dad. Oh, Dad. His father's Dion Sanders. Chris called Dan Dad in the break. That's right. I thought everybody knew that. He did. I asked who was on the show. He said Greg Cody, Dad, and I was like, I meant Dan. I thought I said, Dad, Dad. You did say about your confusion, Dad. Is Shadour Sanders? Stop confusing the old man. Mom can answer questions for the dads here. I'm always so confused that there was a second there where I was like, wait, you're telling me this entire time I thought Greg Cody was Chris Cody's dad and Dan Levittard

31:42was the dad. I'm Chris Levittard. I did not get the show at all. Dan would look very good for his age if he was my dad. Oh, my God, Dad. Keep up, dude. What? Is that for Dan or Greg? You're just really lost right now. Greg Cody gets all choked up. Oh, you're rude for the best story. You're rude for the underdog. That's right. You're rude for the Canadian team. Oh, my. You're rude for the Canadian team to win their first Stanley Cup since 1993. That's what you're rude for. You're rude for the Canadian team to win their first Stanley Cup since 1993. My client is waiting. Christopher. Mario, Chris, the ball teams always get up for the big games. What are you talking about? What is the big game? No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Reputationally. Don't talk to me about something that's made up. What are the big games that Mario, I am mad now? What are the big names? You're mad now. What are the big games that a Mario, Chris, the ball team has not shown up for it? I am waiting. Okay.

32:43Now, I am waiting. Okay. All right, Mike. I am waiting. I am waiting. Five. No, no, no, no. Quippin. Are you calling me a **** because I'm calling you out on your ****. Answer the question. It's about the goddamn ball. Name a game. Name a big game that a Mario, Chris, the ball team has not shown up. Answer with your bare hands and it is just never a kid in cold. Just make it louder. This ****, you can just lie on the microphone. He's had two months of big games and the team has shown up and you're talking to me about a reputation. Guess who's making the reputation up? Dan Lebitar. Wow. Tell me the big game that a Mario, Chris, the ball coach team has not shown up for it since he's been at Miami. I double dog dare you. Leave. Leave because I'm not going to be interrupted again. So just leave. This is a heart breaking the report to you and our audience. Chuck Norris has passed away.

33:44TV star movies are he was 86, I believe. And pop culture sensation. Everyone got swept away with Chuck Norris facts. He has passed away. I'm sorry. AJ Dewy, your dolphins legend. Three career interceptions in the regular season. Three interceptions in the AFC title game off the right arm of Dictad in the New York Jets to advance David Woodley and company to the Super Bowl where they lost ultimately to John Riggins and that Washington team. Touching words. Really. Really. You're really going to contribute. I know. I know what you are, Johnson guy. Yeah. You really made me want to go ahead. Hey, the floor is yours. All right. You give AJ Dewy stat the man's dead. He's been nice about Chuck Norris. Yeah. I would have gone Delta Force personally, but Dictad fine. Greg Cody gives love advice as the love doctor. Hey, Greg. Don't know. No, what's the clitoris and how do I find it?

34:48Oh, no. Yeah. Yes. OK, where's my clip? OK. Oh, the first thing you do. OK. There is a very important question. We're talking about the hyper sensitive neurovascular organ with more than 8,000 nerve endings. OK, it's important to find it. Now, a friend of mine once, an Australian man, told me that to fully live life and live love, you have to head south and go down Anda. And that's what I recommend for you, baby. Spice Adams has to rap Tony. Get out of here. I don't believe you. And when I say get out of here, I don't mean it sort of figuratively. I'm telling you, you have to rap. You have to rap Tony. Go get out of here. Everyone knew that lady. That Tony's got to go get out of here. Who is that person talking to me? Yellen, who we got to go? We got to go Tony. It's a hard out Tony Tony Tony. Tony Tony. All right. You're real name is Tony. Take it.

35:48What? Spice has did to me. Spice has put me. That was the whole thing. That was the thing. That was the thing. We got a rap. We got a rap. There's a rap. There's a rap. Get out of here. And the zoom. Spice has to go. Get Tony out of here. Tony out of here. Roy Bellamy loses the UM National Championship game. I don't think any of us will ever forget Roy saying that there was going to be an interception by Carson Beck on this drive. You haven't said that much during this live stream. What an odd thing for you to choose to say. I forgot already. 15 seconds of the play clock. 14. Oh. Oh no. Oh my god. See? Woo. The Indiana Hoosiers are the national champions of college football. Of all the things to say. Of all the things to say. I know. I know.

36:49You see that. You see that. You look at Roy. Come on. Here in the sweater. Dr. Fred Johnson doesn't want his daughter dating Ju-ju-gadi. Well they've come to me twice. They came to me right before they won the Super Bowl and they came to me again after they won the Super Bowl. Can you tell? I mean, I don't want to put you on the spot, brother. Can you tell like my character or is he like, you have to be around me more or can you read me from here? Well, yeah. I wouldn't want my daughter dating you. Oh. Oh. Oh. You guys said you can give it out. I told you I can give it back. Yes, sir. Do me next. Yeah. Pause. Big time. Pause, Dr. Johnson. Dr. Thank you for being on with us. He's the leadership coach and the founder of Initiative One. We appreciate the time. Thank you.

37:52Levitard AF dot com is where you vote. I'm assuming that that sounds you're making is because of damage. Yeah. Like so many good options. To go from Chuck Norris to immediately a 1977 dolphins linebacker and a 1977 jets quarterback that for some reason he calls Dictad, even though no one called Richard Todd to Dictad, that's the kind of stuff you get on football America. Which first name. Which this year. Yeah, it also be two first names. If it was Richard Todd, it's Dictad, Richard Todd, both of them are two first names. What is football America doing differently this year? Because you're going to be on it a different time, correct? Oh, very excited for that news. Are we ready to make the big announcement? I don't know if we are or not, but we're here now. So let's go ahead and make the big announcement. Whether we're ready to make the big announcement or not. I don't know if I'm in a position to make this. I don't know. Classic Dan today. What the hell are we doing? I don't have that stat. You know what I would like to ask. No, just say that.

38:53Just say that. We're in the midst of seeing which teams will survive the regular season and ascend Mount Lombardi and into the postseason. We have one, we have two divisions left to go. The AFC and the NFC West. My question for you is Dan, instead of the tire throws and everything else at the gas stations, the thing that Shaq floated out there that he would get you and beat you up if you weren't with your family. If that were a competition, how long do you suppose you could allude the grasp of Shaqille O'Neal? This is actually happened and he didn't do it physically. He didn't quite get there, but he was alone with me one time and he was unhappy with both me. I think he was mad at Belmani about something too. I'm not totally sure. And it's threatening. I would not last very long. That's not a person that you want, mad at you. I would like to go back though to how it is that Jeremy and Chris Cody visually reacted to Shaqille. I mean, that's the money shot.

39:53That's why we're going out there, Dan. Right. When you say money shot, though, what that ignores is if you kill me, there goes your money. That's fair. There's some sort of insurance policy. There is actually. Tasha looks like the host of a regional morning show and Cody looks like a movie burglar. Why are you dressed so differently? It was like wintertime down here. It was probably like how do you explain the difference in your outfit versus Tasha? I don't show my vision in beige. Just look at the two of them. The name for his autobiography, by the way. Look at the two of them, Damage Shack. Look at the two. How delighted they are. Shack is more like did you get that? We're like looking back. You guys, you guys did a kill you, Dan. That is actually that the way that Chris Cody is looking at the camera is absolutely with the smile hiding. Did you guys get that? And you can't be sure because there's the chance that Danny had a seizure and was somehow doing the camera angle that just had some trees up above. Well, the canes make me crazy.

40:54Yeah. I was right, though. That was gay. I was sorry. I'm waiting. I was right. That was a crazy game from AJ Dewey. We have to wrap Tony.