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Meanwhile, how cold is this open you guys? Oh, I forgot about that open cold. Oh, dude,

did you see I saw a clip on TMZ of a Bam Margera trying to hit an eat stare at LAX.

Did you see that? No, wait, isn't Bam Margera like 350 pounds now? No, he's sober and

he's so close to 200 maybe. Yeah, yeah, he's really big. No, yeah, he's definitely

definitely a bigger. He's got like a grill in so he talks like so crazy because he's got

to fucking grill in. And he's like, yeah, I've been sober. There's gonna be two years

a step number. And you're like, all right, dude. And he's like in town for like the opening

of like P. Rod's new like primitive skate lab or whatever. I mean, I was like, oh, I'm

glad people are still like hiring you because I know the jackass people won't touch you with

a fucking 40-foot pole anymore. Yeah, dude, looking at Bam and being like, well, compared

to previously, he's actually doing pretty well is a wild experience. Yeah, exactly. I

was like, oh, because like when he was talking to the camera, I'm like, oh, you seem pretty

together, actually, just look like you just look like a scumbag. I get the grill thing because

when you stop wasting your money on drugs, you have to then waste it on something else.

Yeah, I've definitely had the inclination to get a grill. Like now that I have a savings,

I'm like, I should get a grill for some reason. I mean, I think all, especially like black

people of a certain age, there comes a time when you look at your teeth and you go, which

ones can I get away with of these being gold? Yeah. I have two teeth. And I'm like, well,

maybe I'll just get a couple of slugs to pop over those. And I'm like, maybe I should

get a eight by eight. Oh, no, I'm like, I'm probably going to get like, I've always just wanted my

canine. I've always just wanted my canine to be gold. That's like why in the back, so cool.

No, you're sure. You're meat in the inside of your teeth. Yeah, dude, I, you guys, and I should

be ridiculed for this probably in high school. I lived in St. Louis, and there was a spot over in

Illinois. You could go and buy fake gold teeth. And I, I sold, I got them. I didn't really wear them,

but I didn't upselling them to a lot of kids in high school. I was a gold fake gold tooth plug.

Wait, what dude? Yeah, dude, you were trans, you were transporting across state line gold teeth.

State, yes, yes, trafficking, trafficking gold to fake gold teeth for your, you said,

you were in St. Louis, so you're the 314. See, like the St. Louis Paul Wall. Yeah.

That's the greatest compliment I've ever been given. Yeah, that's the St. Louis Paul Wall, you know,

more, more, more rough. He's from East St. We all know that.

Yeah, man, it's just a club. Yeah, one week, I was the coolest kid in high school. Yeah,

it was like, yeah, I got that old teeth. Let me see your gold teeth. All right. Yeah, come right

here. Got the gold teeth for show drive slow, homie. There you go.

Wait, so you just basically found you just realized, oh, there's cheap gold teeth here in Illinois.

I can buy them at a lower cost and then make a profit to these like wayward souls at my school.

Yeah, and this was what, you know, this is pretty internet. So there was a skate spot over there

that, and then some weird stuff is like driving around and there was some. Yeah, I don't even know,

what kind of, this was, it was, I don't know what sort of like establishment this was. They had

all kinds of different, just weird shit. I remember they had fake gold teeth and I was like,

went to school and I was like, no, it's fake gold teeth and everyone was like me. Damn,

I used to sell fake chains in high school. Just turning everybody's next green.

Now, these are actually good, you know, because you get away with it, because they weren't even like,

they were, they were janky. You know, I mean, they were so janky, they didn't even turn your

shit colors. It was like metal. And I was like, yeah, I caused the outbreak. Yeah, exactly.

How did you go? Or we talked like what was, at the time, this was like the bling bling era. So

it really wasn't about like thick Cubans. It was like just about like iced out, like everything

was white gold platinum type shit. Yeah. Yeah. Any medallions? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I still have,

I still have like a couple that I couldn't sell. Like one was like this really obscene like

octagon that made no sense. It just had like concentric octagons with like big diamonds in it.

And another one that I still have my mom found is like a blinged out star of David.

How do you have, you know, given that Sophia, um, I'm holding on to that. This

I'm like, I was like, those descriptions are incredible. The first one sounds beautiful. And

the second one sounds like it would sell today. They like both their era with it. But they're so

cheap looking dude. Like if you saw me, like, what the fuck the fuck is this like bam,

bam would you up? Yeah, yeah. Bam would be like, what the fuck these are pretty sick. Dude,

you want to see me just hit this fucking Easter? I don't think I'm a man that

aged to be hitting eight stairs. No, he said, he said that's what he's there to do. Like he was

wondering about his knees, bro. That's his crazy. Especially. And to think of like, what,

what, imagine what shape, bam, skeleton. What up? How are you? You did not see me these jammies.

He's wearing nightmare before Christmas. Let me show you this. I'm here to, uh, to kind of host

this pro street leading Paul Rodriguez's primitive warehouse. Oh, no way. Yeah. And, uh,

no, why? And, and my son is going to come with me for the first time to see some real

skateboarder Phoenix the wolf. So I'm really excited about that. You're a shudder shudder.

Had the skateboard come guys too. I know. Well, they won't be the only eight stairs right off the

gate before you pull it up on an eight stair. Oh, it's been a long time, but I think we're looking at

one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. This is, oh, this is perfect. Yeah. This could be practice.

Here he goes. Oh, okay.

In his boy.

Fifted. All right. Plus.

And then like a cop com. He's like, guys, you got to get the fuck out of here. Like, what the fuck are you doing?

Anyway, you're just going to finish it. My kid is coming in.

Like these gas station luxury glasses. I'm going to

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Hey, what's up internet? Hey, hope you had a great weekend.

And if you didn't, shit, I hope maybe you're having a restful day today, whatever.

But here we are. It's Monday, March 30th, 2026.

It's time to talk about everything that trended over the weekend.

And see, maybe Jack does a different opening here, but this is what happens

when Miles is in the driver's seat.

I take the form and I get wacky with it like a jazz musician.

And what does that mean? Oh, I got to introduce my guest co-host.

Hey, guess what? I'm joined today by Mr. Fantastic Comedian Improviser,

Skateboarder, Mort Burr.

Hello, everyone. What's up, dude? Thanks for having us.

Of course, of course. I need somebody to talk to about Bam Margera, Skate,

and his grills and his like weird Vegas scumbag.

How would you describe Bam Margera's style now?

Yeah, he's like, if somebody who's addicted to weird gas station drugs,

just came out of a coma from the 90s.

Right. And addicted to gas station sunglasses, as you put it out.

That's kind of, he's like, yeah, man, I hit the fucking quickstop up

for like some weird ass shit I can smoke.

That's legal and some sick glasses with way too much gold on them.

And maybe a random Harley T-shirt, who knows?

But we're going to tell you what is trending over the weekend.

But first, we got to tell you what, you know, we think is underrated and overrated.

Because I've had a bit of a bit of a weekend watching a lot of TV.

And now I've caught up on some things and I've got some things to say.

Yeah, I've got to be distressed.

Yeah, a couple things. I just want to say more.

What's something that you think is underrated?

You know, I'm underrated lately is doctors being casual.

Because, and this is a true story, my doctor used the phrase,

booty hole with me three times a couple months ago.

Yeah, and honestly, it made me feel like, you know what?

I'm just the slightest chill, you know?

And this is when you went in, because you said you twisted your ankle.

That was when you went in to get your ankle checked.

Upon reflection, that was not a doctor.

Yeah, well, I'm glad they had some manner of bedside manner.

Wait, why? Why?

Bambarger, that's what.

Hey, you're booty holes, like pretty, looking pretty good, dude.

Bend over.

Wait, what was the context that booty hole came in that you were like,

all right, all right, Doc, I'll give you that.

Yeah, I'm of the age now that I need, I need to start getting some procedures.

Sure, sure.

Yeah, you know, they need to do the, uh,

they need to just an exit anymore, but an entrance to medical.

They need to send a camera, a microscope, hopefully, uh,

whatever, they need to send a camera.

Wait, and they're like, and we're going to put in your B hole.

Like, that booty hole, dude.

So the phrase booty hole, three times.

I was like, I was like, look, you're,

let's, you're a doctor.

Call it what it's actual clinical name is.

It's a busy.

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Please do that.

I was also reading a thing that there was, like,

there were some, some doctors on TikTok

that are getting like, uh, in trouble for being way too casual

for being like on TikTok while doing doctor shit.

Uh, honestly, that, that's what I'm saying.

They don't, and they want to be, this is the deal.

They want to be cool.

Like, it's like the way, the way chefs

decided they were cool, like 10 years ago, and they're,

or 15 years ago, probably when they're like,

I'm going to get a super spoon tattoo on my forearm.

I think they're like,

blue, red, all of a sudden tasting spoon is a little bit different.

But that's fine.

Like, do you make eggs?

Everybody doesn't get to be the strokes, you know?

I remember when this trend kicked off,

because it was like,

Bourdain made it for like the culinary field was like cool.

You know what I mean?

It was like, it was a visible profession

that had like all of its cool shit going on.

And I had a couple of friends

who were working in kitchens,

and like, that's when like the food tattoo craze began,

and I remember like in the Outs,

where like my one home, he got like a,

a leak tattooed on his forearm,

and like a head of garlic.

And I was like,

credit to you, I mean, like, I thought it was a nice tattoo.

But at the time, everyone was like,

you got food on your arm.

And in hindsight, he's like,

you're at the beginning of a wave of tattoos.

Let not, you know, no disrespect, but I do.

I, you know, I'm working in restaurants at the time.

It went to the chef's head.

They already like had too much control over the kitchen.

And then all of a sudden they like,

you cannot, you're not that, you're not.

Yeah.

It's not good for the ego to think you're that cool.

Right.

Sure, sure, sure, sure.

You know, it's not good.

Amen. Respect the kitchen staff,

respect your sous chefs, your prep chefs,

your dishes.

We all see you underrated for me.

I finally watched that show,

like, completed the show, jury duty.

Oh, that was on Amazon Prime.

Yes.

Because the second season came out,

and I was like, dude, I only saw like

the first couple episodes of the first season.

I need to see the rest of it.

Completed it, watched the first season of, of season two.

And I'm saying underrated,

not because of people aren't talking about it

and saying it's great.

I'm saying the experience of watching it.

It was, it kind of did more for me

than just watching like a funny show.

Like it's well made.

You're, I was totally impressed with the production of it.

And how they just completely have these people

leaving that they're, they're not really doing what they think they are.

Running the way they came together.

And shout out to Cassandra Blair,

my friend who's on.

Oh, you know Cassandra?

Yeah, dude, we were in an acting class together

and she's the best.

We like, yeah, she's, she seemed awesome.

Yeah, I was acquainted with that guy Ross,

who was in there, the guy who was the teacher.

When he was still living out there,

yeah, he's like a Chicago improv guy.

It was interesting to see like the improv,

like sort of like the people who,

wait, is it Ross Kimball?

Yeah, Ross Kimball.

I love Ross.

Yes.

If you see like improv people who are like,

if you're, if you know improv, you're like,

oh, wait, I see you.

Anyway, great show.

But I think the other, the thing that I really underrated

was like by the end of it,

how much I really appreciated the mark in the show

for being like, just such a good guy.

It dude, they got so lucky.

I couldn't believe it.

And like, I think that's the part that I really underrated

was how much then I was like, this is so fun.

And I'm also like, damn, what are like just a good dude?

Like obviously, even like, you know,

when the camera's on, you're like,

well, people were going to behave a certain way

because the camera's on them.

Yeah.

Even when he didn't realize he was,

had the cameras on him.

He had a decent amount of heart to him.

And I don't know if I hope there's no like article

about how this guy's like a fucking free.

But so far, I think so.

And then watching season two,

it seems like they have another person.

They've done, they're do a really good job

of finding people who are like,

gonna really buy in to what's going on.

And then also end up being kind of good people.

So yeah, like they make a night for,

he makes an effort to be kind through the most

trying insane circumstances.

And I think we really do.

Like because of the internet,

we get such a skewed version of how people act.

Like we kind of think everybody's a monster.

Right.

And I think there's a lot of people out there

like that dude or just like try to be little sweeties

as much as they can, you know?

The other thing, also, yeah, Victor in the comments,

he had James Marsden also shout out to you

always allowing yourself to be humiliated,

whether that's in character form or playing yourself.

And I just think truly unsung hero overrated.

What's something you think is overrated more?

You know, I've always found auditions to be overrated

as a, well, I'm gonna say former actor, Mort Burke.

I, well, we're going former.

Yeah, I'm over it, honestly.

But I just, especially when you get here like nobody,

when you get to Holly, whatever,

it's so hilariously superficial.

And they're like, all right, you're a nerd.

And I was like, okay, okay, whatever.

And then I would go to the,

I literally had an audition one time

where they were like, okay,

they're just gonna throw eggs at you for 15 minutes.

Are you fine with that?

That's the clock you got, you should do it.

I was like, no, I'm not good.

One time I walked out of an audition

because they, they were like, okay, take your shirt off.

This commercial is about how you are a,

your, your body's pathetic and you're sad

and then a mussely guy's gonna come in and lift the weights

because you can't, that was the joke.

Wow, wow, wow, what's next?

You're gonna, all right, come on in Mort.

Let's see, you're gonna drink piss

while models laugh at you.

Yeah.

And then one of them's gonna pants you,

but like, you're not wearing underwear, right?

We said that, don't wear underwear.

When you come in here, they're gonna pants you

and they're all gonna laugh.

And then someone's gonna throw a scalding hot water

on your bare ass too.

And Marjorie's gonna headbutt you and,

oh my god.

Oh yeah, auditions.

I feel like the few times I was really auditioning too.

It was always like enthusiastic game guy

was one I would get a lot, never booked anything.

Oh, the one time I remember I audition

for the fucking, the movie about the pickup artist,

the game and they were making that film.

I got an audition for that.

That was fucking unfucking bearable.

I couldn't believe it.

I was like, dude, this is so fucking dumb.

And then it was one of those moments.

I'm like, do I wanna be an actor?

Like if I'm doing shit like this?

And I was like, no, I don't.

Yeah, every audition is so many of them are like that.

It feels like a test of like, how, yeah,

what level of hell are you willing to walk through

for this little dream you have?

Yeah, and then like, it's funny.

Like, I'll talk to like people like Gabriel and stuff

who's like, so funny.

And he's like, bro, I can never get fuck,

I can, it's so hard to book shit.

Yeah.

And he's so supremely talented and you're like,

how the fuck is this guy not booking more stuff?

But it's just a very,

I think it's a totally set world.

I think it's partially, it's a separate skill

almost that some, some funny people have

and some funny people don't.

It's really like, I was terrible at auditioning.

Yeah, yeah, I was too.

My overrated is season two of hijack,

which is this Idris Elbow show

that was on Apple TV.

I saw the first one.

And because my partner, her majesty is a completionist,

like we got through that first one.

And I was like, okay, all right,

I see where they were going with you.

That's kind of an interesting conceit.

Season two.

So the first one's like about a plane being hijacked.

The second one is about a German metro being hijacked

when they're like on the Ubon.

And the stakes just feel so different

when you're on a linear track

where the controls are merely slow down or speed up

like from the conductor's point of view.

Where it's like, it's like you're flying a fucking plane.

And if it stops, you crack or some shit.

Or if you, if you get out,

like you fall thousands of feet to your death,

this was just really fucking boring.

And there were all these like escalation,

like these twists for twist sake

that I got so bored of so quickly.

And like plot holes, you could just point out immediately.

I'm like, why don't they use the emergency exits

if they want to get off the fucking train?

They're not.

Okay, well, the show's over for me at this point.

Yeah, also like random Germans,

that's not the most innately likeable group of people.

They had to mix it up.

It was a lot of international people in town in Berlin.

You know what I mean?

It was like a group of like English students, okay?

And international bank workers.

And like there was like one trippy German guy

who was like a hippie.

Yeah, you got to pull him down.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's this again,

it was just felt like one of those things too

where they're maybe like they're like,

hey, we want another season of that show.

I'm like, it was kind of meant to be self-contained here.

Like this is gonna be hard for it's like,

what if Idris Elba is doing the hijacking now?

That's like the twist here.

And then there's like eight twists on top

of that, that just don't make sense

like after the third one.

It's so I was out of it.

I was out of it.

That's the state of things

when we can't find a good project for Idris Elba, you know?

Yeah, I mean, he's, I feel like for him

at this point, he's just like,

you know what, let the checks come on in.

So I can continue to DJ and rap

because that's what I really like.

I don't even know is he rapping?

Oh, he's rapping and DJ.

Yeah, he's got like a whole fucking,

like a couple of times I was just saying,

I'm like, okay, Idris, let me see you.

What's, is it, is it grime?

Is that the British rap?

He's not really, I don't know if it's necessarily grime.

He kind of, I mean, yeah, maybe just given his style,

but he's like, he kind of has like uncle rap style.

Yeah.

I appreciate it.

He's kind of doing like dancing stuff too,

but hey, you know, I get it, man, you do what you do.

He's, there was a thing where he was talking about,

like he's slowly thinking about not acting anymore

and potentially directing more.

So I don't know, man.

Talk to him more about retiring from acting.

Yeah, I recommend it, honestly.

For sure.

All right, let's take a quick break.

When we come back, I'm gonna talk about some of the news

that was trending over the weekend

and by golly, there was quite a bit of it after this.

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We talk about the diseases, infections,

and biological threats that can make us really sick.

But right now, we're doing something a little different.

We're stepping back and looking at

what the human body needs to keep going.

When you consider what we know about sleep in humans,

there's one rule that comes out.

We are predictably unpredictable sleepers.

We're talking about why sleep works the way it does,

why our bodies don't follow neat rules

and why modern life makes rest so hard to come by.

The second half of our series takes us to the digestive system

with a multi-part series on what happens after we eat.

Okay, I just have to say that all of my favorite words

apparently are digestive.

Yeah, it's sphincter, parastelodins, duodenum.

It's fascinating.

It's funny and it matters so much more than you think.

Episodes of our new series run from January 20th

through February 17th with new episodes

every Tuesday on the exactly right network.

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as part of the exactly right network

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey, I'm Wilmer Valderama and this is Freddie Rodriguez.

Welcome back to Dos Amigos.

Dos Amigos season two, baby.

This time we're going even deeper into our careers,

our lives, our art, and everything in between.

Each episode emanates from our very own speak easy

where we swap stories about the moments

that really shaped us on and off camera.

What do we invest in right now?

What is the immediate advice you give people right now

is to value time to be cognizant of time

and now important time is because once the time is up

it's up and then that's it.

And the relationships, collaborations,

and even the failures that push test to grow.

The common denominator is that we have the same people

with us since like 30, 40 years ago, right?

Like we have a lot of the same homies that stuck around.

Plus the door always stays open for a third amigo

to pull up a chair.

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hi, dad.

And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen

and she says, I haven't cooked these in milk.

Bad ass convict me.

Right.

Just finished five years.

I'm going to have cookies in milk, their mom.

Yeah.

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And we're back up first, obviously, over the weekend.

There was another No Kings rally, No Kings Day.

According to the organizers, this is according to them,

wasn't independently verified.

But based on the, you know, the turnout I've seen in LA

and then videos of other places, I definitely, definitely

was significant.

They are claiming that the total was at 8 million people.

The last one in October, they said was seven.

And I guess that's conceivable because there were like 600

more events scheduled this time.

The last time there was 2700 individual events in October

versus 3300.

And this is one of the largest on record, a single day protests.

But the record actually belongs to the first Earth Day

in 1970 when they estimated 20 million participated

in rallies and teach-in.

So that's a little bit of a difference there.

And also, I guess, like, when you think,

if it really was 8 million, that means like one

in every 50 people joined the No Kings rally.

I mean, my mom was out there, my mom's friends, people,

people were out there.

The one thing that I've noticed though,

the previous ones have been a lot of older people

and not as many younger people.

The Iran War, and I think just maybe a tipping point

for people just generally existing in this country,

it there were more young people out than previous ones.

Which makes sense.

Giving that all the talk is like,

maybe we need to instate a draft.

Maybe we need to lower the or raise the recruiting age.

So 42-year-old men can also enlist.

Let's fuck to it.

43, please come sooner.

Yeah, I can't wait for the army of 58-year-olds

into the Middle East.

Let's be tremendous.

Yep, yep, and just fucking mansplaining the early days

of playing Halo, like on Xbox Live or something.

Yeah, just showing Iranian civilians AI slop.

Have you seen, oh, shit, okay, yep, that's this is gonna work.

Yeah, I mean, the other thing too is like a lot of,

when you see this kind of turnout,

it ends up being the kind of thing

where like Democrats are like,

oh, okay, the people don't like this.

We should fight for rights harder, I guess.

So yeah, take note, people in office,

there are many people dissatisfied with what's going on.

Although like every sort of region has its own flavor,

like where some rallies like in the Midwest

might have been more just broadly about like,

no president should be above the law.

Naturally, like in Minneapolis,

a lot of like anti-ice sentiment

because the raids are still happening.

And every, like, you know, kind of,

I think the one thing for Democrats is like these aren't,

these aren't pro-democrat rallies, you know?

These are like anti-Trump rallies.

And from there, that's the thing that I'm always concerned

like, now do you know how to leverage this into something

or are you just gonna do your habit of being like,

hey, isn't that Trump guy suck?

Well anyway, we're also another party you can vote for.

Pretty similar, you know, like vibe-wise,

but we definitely like to put a smile on things, you know?

We're not as mean.

We're not as crabby, but.

No, no, no, we're like mean in the fine print.

If you bother to read that far.

Yeah, we're like how Walmart has breeders.

They're still evil, but we say breeders, yeah.

They're also like, oh yeah,

do we care that these elderly people

are having to work this late into their life?

They love it miles, they love it.

And that's what we say.

They don't say they deserve to work.

We go, they love it.

We just lie.

We say this is how they get out of the house.

They love it.

Please, please look the other way.

Yeah, sure they're all their old skeletons hurt.

Well, God.

It's all, it's so, like that is,

it's all, I always feel so bad when I see like older people

still having to like work that way.

And you're like, these are the kinds of things

when you look at like, this is why you have to

can help people actually.

Rather than right now where do you have Republicans saying,

maybe get rid of social security to pay for the war

that no one wanted and is an abject failure already.

Yeah, yeah, very cool.

Yeah, I'm, it's like, this isn't gonna work.

This isn't gonna work.

It's not working.

It's not working the whole time.

Yeah, like, well, people before said,

oh, people before said it's never gonna work.

And we shouldn't even fucking do it.

Huh, crazy.

Okay.

Well, maybe it'll be different if we try it.

Yeah, no, no, okay.

I will say I didn't go to the rallies

because I thought it was an anti-TI protest size.

Oh, wow, wow, your favorite T.I. album came.

That's a damn tight T.I. protest.

That album was, I mean, I think what you know

about that was on that album, didn't it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was.

We're not chirp, shorty, chirp, back,

Louis Mavsack where I'm holding all the work at.

Put the crowd on the hustle.

Yeah, what you know about that?

That was, oh, man, I remember that album came out.

This is back when I was ripping everything off

a bit torn, putting on a blank CD.

Like listening to that in my then girlfriends

must staying convertible at the time.

And I fucked up her entire sound system

because I played it, I played what you know about that

way too fucking loud.

And I turned the bass all the way up thinking like,

yeah, this will be able to handle it.

And it was like buzzing.

I was like, oh, fuck, oh, fuck.

And then I remember we were listening to something

and she was like, what happened?

And I was like, someone's wrong, the speaker's like,

nah, nah, sounds all right.

Hey, it's all right.

Oh shit.

It's supposed to be like this.

This is what, yeah.

It supposed to be like that.

Yeah, you want to lay, you want to buzz

when any low end is playing.

That's, that's the sign of a good, good sound system.

TSA, they're back in the news.

Have you experienced any of the TSA gridlock at all?

Or you, you have a challenge?

No, no, I'm not flown.

It's good for us who have not flown since February 14th.

When, that's when the paycheck stopped.

TSA paychecks have finally began to flow.

Not everyone from reports has received them,

but a good sizeable amount of people have began

receiving their pay.

Because again, they've been working for,

with Laup pay for like 43 fucking days.

Yeah, dude.

You know, I view it, I view it like the greeners.

I think they should just be happy to be there.

I don't really understand why they feel

so obligated to be paid, but you know,

to use their own, I guess.

Keeping America safe, guys.

That's right.

Which is, I think maybe how Republicans want them

to think, but at the end of the day,

these are Americans toiling under our very,

our very unique form of capitalism,

which is like, if you're subworking, you die.

That's the unfortunate part.

Cause you know, a lot of people were taking like second

and third jobs to be like, well, I,

cause some people were like, I wanted to keep coming

because once the shutdown's over, like,

there could be repercussions for calling out.

Like, some people could get suspended or terminated.

So that was one thing keeping people coming back

to work, but then you also had people

maxing out credit cards just to make ends meet.

But Donald Trump decided to be once again,

the savior of a problem that he created.

So what happened was at the end of last week,

the Democrats actually got the Republicans

to agree to like a narrow funding bill

that would fund TSA, but like not ice in border patrol.

And so once that happened, they're like,

okay, House Republicans in the house on you,

that shit immediately took a big dump

and did not get out of the house

because the Republicans there are so split

on what to do on this.

Like half of the people like, this is a liability

for the midterms.

We control every facet of the government.

There's no, even if you keep calling this

a Democrat shutdown, people are still gonna be like,

you're able to start brutalizing innocent immigrant people

without fucking any breaks on that.

But you can't get the TSA paychecks to move.

I don't know.

And so they were basically caught between a lot,

like Republicans being like, we have to get this

like funding, like it's causing problems

and it's making it real obvious

that like we fucking suck.

While others were like, President Trump said

we must pass the voter suppression save act.

And if we don't do that, it's gonna be a big problem for us.

So they did not pass it.

And then Trump, I guess the pressure got,

must have been high enough that he came in

after Elon Musk was like, I'll pay the bill.

Like I don't care, like I'll fund all of it now.

He came in and is decided to proclaim

that he will be now funding all of the paychecks.

This is a DHS posted on Friday.

They said, today at the direction of President Trump

and Secretary Mullin, TSA has immediately begun

the process of paying its workforce.

TSA is grateful to the President and Secretary

for their leadership to put money back into the pockets

of TSA employees who worked without pay

during an ongoing Democrat shutdown.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So anyway, that was, that was easy, huh?

Yeah, I stayed by executive order to do that.

So okay, but I guess I'm sure they'll just,

they'll create another moment of tension

when Trump needs some leverage to try

and pass the say back, but it doesn't,

I'm not sure, we'll see what happens this week

because again, not a lot of unified action

in terms of like the Republicans being like on one side.

It is odd to see Democrats all be like, yep,

ice funding, nope, not doing that.

Yeah.

Yeah, what about that, huh?

Yeah, slow bar to clear though, low bar.

While that was going on, TMZ, who usually doing stuff

like, hey man, nobody knows this,

not even the person that died's family,

but this guy just died, this celebrity just passed away.

The cops don't even know, but with us at TMZ, no.

And we just told you, good luck.

They somehow, they're like, you know what?

Let's use all of our snooping eyes around the country

to put some, to put some spotlights on, you know,

members of Congress and other officials

who are out here enjoying the airports during the shutdown,

taking little vacations, getting out of DC

as quickly as they can.

And we're just posting, it's just a bunch of repos

of like people catching people like Senator Marsha Blackburn

at the DC airport, just trying to get the fuck out of town.

There was John Barrasso, Senator also.

They're like, here he is, just chilling.

They're like, it's so funny to see how these senators

dress when they're not in their like little Senator suits.

They look like the most aggravating.

I don't even know what, I don't know

even how to describe John Barrasso.

It's just like old guy boomer thinking like,

I'm wearing a quarters zip with a white polo underneath.

And jeans, that shows it's the weekend, not,

I mean, I don't know why I'm counting on John Barrasso.

High fashion sense, but he didn't,

there was also another clip of Ted Cruz, naturally,

on a plane, shirking any kind of responsibility or duty.

And then they also reported they're like,

Bernie Sanders was also straight out of DC.

And they're like, yeah, he was going to a rally.

But that's okay, go ahead.

You can point everybody was trying to get out of town.

But the thing that was most amazing was a clip

or a picture of fucking Lindsey Graham at Disney World,

okay, Lindsey Graham was at Disney World

having breakfast at Chef Mickey's.

And Chef Mickey's is a restaurant at Disney World.

It's like a character brunch breakfast.

Okay, you go there to have Mickey and Minnie

and Chip and Dale, wherever the fuck come by,

take a selfie, glad hand.

And there's just this photo where Lindsey Graham

is sitting in the back corner.

And there's like Minnie Mouse entertaining a group

of chill, like a family at the table next to him.

And when he was asked, they're like, hey, man,

what the fuck are you doing?

And like a character breakfast at Disney World.

He's like, I'm in Orlando to meet with Steve Whitkoff

to, quote, talk about the possibility of normalization

between Saudi Arabia and Israel.

Okay, dude, that is so vague and not a thing

that you're at fucking Disney World to do that.

Yeah, there's no way you're hooking up

with the character actor who plays goofy.

Is this like some new CIA shit where like Steve Whitkoff

is like in a Pluto costume?

And he's like, hey, Senator, okay, so this is the deal.

I just spoke with Muhammad bin Salm on the crown prince.

This is what he's saying.

Uh-huh.

Great to meet you, Pluto.

Like, what the fuck is he talking about?

He'll go, he'll go, the bird is in the nest.

Oh, yeah, the straight-ahore moves.

He's in it being passable.

Okay, doggy.

And then apparently like the TMZ staff

or TMZ people ended up talking to the staff

and like, what the fuck?

What's going on with you there?

They're like, we put him in a back table.

He went into a buffet.

Like they got all this like inside information

about what he did.

This is what I like.

TMZ being doing real journalism is like when, you know,

recently Afro-Man was our greatest civil rights leader

for a week and a half, you know?

Why not?

Before it.

Exactly.

The full story for Graham was I was invited

to a meeting in South Florida on Friday

with Trump official Steve Wiccoff

to talk about normalization, et cetera.

I went to Orlando to meet friends after.

Okay.

That's what it is.

Okay.

Who are the friends?

Are they seven?

What?

Well, this is the thing.

So he, someone clocked Lindsey Graham at Disney World, too.

Like in the fucking park.

Like where the, like the tangled section of Disney World

carrying one of those bubble wands.

Like those little battery powered things you hit

and then like just shoots bubbles out.

Are you looking in the dock right now?

Do you see this picture?

He looks wasted.

I am all for Lindsey Graham helping his inner child.

Like that.

Little and Lindsey Graham needs a lot of help

and a lot of therapy.

Just quit working for the government first.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, get this on your sheet.

Dude, yeah, lead resign and go be a little fucking weirdo

with your bubble wand.

The way he's, it looks like, I don't even know,

it looks like half like you're on mushrooms

and you're kind of tripping too hard at a theme park.

And you're like, ooh, ooh, all right.

Yeah, it's a little much, yeah.

Yeah, I'm getting a lot just from this still image

and him gripping this bubble wand, like it's a fucking,

like sword he's trying to do battle with.

Do you think there's some aspect of him

because he's like actively starting an unwarranted war.

Like needs some artificial version of innocence

because it's so hard to know like how full blown

the sociopathy is with them where they're like, dude,

they kind of just get off annoying.

It's like, they doesn't harm them at all.

But then I also have to think that on some level,

it does something to you that maybe they're not even aware

of and who knows.

It's the idea of even just funnier that he's just,

he's truly there by himself.

Yeah, he's like, I just had to go.

What a deep loneliness.

Cause like, you know, bring, hey, again,

bring yourself on an artistate.

Lindsay, you know, it's fun.

Just don't do it on our dime, dude.

Yeah, exactly.

And I'm sure that was done on our dime

and I hope you tip to the server

at the chef Mickey's character breakfast.

Uh-huh.

Please do.

Those are, I'm like, I just, I'm hoping that like,

there's another photo where they're like, dude,

look at Lindsay Graham with fucking Mickey right here.

But we'll see, we shall see.

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So CPAC happened over the weekend,

or as we know it,

Maga Bonaroo, or Nazi Paloza, whatever you want,

but whatever fucking festival you want.

Yeah, racist cello, yeah.

Yeah, whatever it is.

Yeah, we just call it Coachella for racists,

and then people were like,

what about stage coach?

And I'm like, well, it depends on your vibe.

So it happened over the weekend,

and there was one moment that got a ton of attention,

and it was when the head of CPAC, Matt Schlapp,

and noted sex pest came out,

and was trying to like motivate the audience

to be like, hey, man, we gotta get,

like essentially the whole thing is like,

you gotta get behind Republicans in the midterms,

because if there's a blue wave,

then it's gonna be a lot of problems

for our terrible racist fascist agenda.

And so he came out on stage,

and it was basically, that's kind of what he's getting at,

and he raises the possibility of impeachment.

And I just want to play this clip,

because like a lot of people took this to be like,

oh shit, everyone at CPAC wants Trump to be impeached,

but that's the note.

The people there just stoop it.

Here is the clip of Schlapp coming out,

and being like, I can't hear you.

Ha ha ha ha.

Ah!

How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?

Hey!

That was the wrong answer.

No.

We tried again.

How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?

Yes!

Be some people in, whoo!

Can someone bring some coffee out for the...

Yeah, no, CPAC.

We've gotta keep this house majority.

How many of you agree with that?

Yes!

Cool.

Ha ha ha.

Oh, yeah!

Yeah.

For sure.

It's so funny.

He's trying to do the kind of alpha male energy

when it comes out, which quickly dissipates

when he gets the wrong answer,

but it's also like,

if somebody comes out like that,

you're waiting to cheer.

Just give me something to cheer about.

Yeah, I know.

So so many people like, holy shit.

Trump has lost CPAC.

They want him to be impeached.

I'm like, there's too many headlines

like written like about this kind of shit,

where it's completely the wrong thing.

What's happened here is these people are so fucking dumb

and don't ever actually think about anything

that they just presumed Schlapp meant something

that they were supposed to cheer for.

Yeah, totally.

That's right.

Yeah, impeached Biden.

Like what?

No, no, sorry, I think rather than like,

do y'all want to see Trump get impeached?

You better not.

I thought he meant give him a peach.

Like give Trump a peach.

That's I thought he wouldn't want to give him a peach.

That's not true.

No, no, that's thank you, sir, for saying that.

Please have a seat.

Well, I'm gonna run for a governor of Georgia, sir.

Well, you're in good company.

You're in good company.

Yeah, just like one of those moments,

everyone was just so,

I think just so used to just mindless,

calling response, hootin' and hollering.

You know what I mean?

Like that people aren't ready to boo.

Like it's not often that you're rocking a crowd

and go, all right, how do I get him to boo?

I'm gonna kick this off with a boo.

I mean like just basic crowd work, crowd control

with dictate, maybe build up,

you want to get them saying yes

to a bunch of stuff first,

and then you can turn that into a no.

No, but he just came out.

Hey, who wants to see some impeachment?

Yeah.

No, oh fuck, no, fuck, no, that's the wrong answer.

No, say no this time.

Who wants to see a peach?

Who wants to see a peach cobbler?

That's not saying yes to you, thank you.

Woo.

Oh, the other thing too is like the,

every report I was reading about CPAC this year,

it's the vibes are really low.

They're really low right now,

because I think just generally people are so bummed

about outwardly being like a Republican.

I mean, because you know, they're still the faithful,

obviously, but every year this used to be a huge event

where like Trump would speak,

Trump didn't even speak.

At the fucking thing this year.

That's how little he gives a shit about part.

And like no, and not even like a fucking stooge fail child spoke.

Usually there could be some x-wife

or someone in the last name Trump or one of the kids speaking.

None of that, I think the biggest name they had

was like RFK Jr.

And that was even like not, not the most popular thing.

Yeah, yeah.

And I think the other like the turnout was just super low

and they were like, oh, the turnout was incredible.

And a bunch of people like a bunch of journalists

who were there like, dude, look at these photos.

Like no, there was not a fucking lot of people here.

Well, and they're like, I think they're, you know,

even who is like that Fuente's dude or whatever is like,

yeah, Trump has not engendered anyone to take his place.

Like he should be building up new Republicans.

He's like, no, dude, you guys were completely conned.

He doesn't give a shit about not only like any of you,

but he certainly doesn't care about the Republican party.

Like, why would he care?

Why would he need it?

Yeah, why would he start pumping someone else up

when he's trying to be the fucking God king of all this shit?

Like it's not gonna happen.

Yeah, just can't what happens when he dies at all.

It's like you told like, yeah, you hooked up with a rich guy

who you thought was gonna marry you.

And then he'd leave, you know what I mean?

He left my address.

Well, yeah, he doesn't care about shit.

This is different than I thought it was.

He was like, no, he did it because your dad

on that Chevy dealership,

and he wanted to get a fucking deal on his great job.

That's what it was.

Yeah, that just closed me on the loan percentage

and I'm stuck with the bill.

So yeah, it's not not great,

but yeah, also at CPAC they did like a straw bowl to see

who's your favorite pick for 2028 presidential candidate.

JD Vance was the favorite with 53% to those people,

but my God, that's the best you can do, guys.

That's gonna be tough.

It's gonna be tough.

Because I think the other thing too is like there's no,

I think a lot of people didn't realize that it really is

the entertainment factor with Trump that brought a lot

of people who don't care about anything into the fold,

like the MAGA fold,

and everyone it just does not like JD Vance.

Like there's just something about him like,

I don't know, dude, he's boring.

Like sure, even when he's racist,

it's not, it doesn't make sense.

He's just doing straight up racism.

You know what I mean?

So we will see this, in second place it was Marco Rubio

who shot up like many points compared to last year.

So I don't know JD, you may have to watch your back

because little Marco might be on the come up moving on.

Tiger Woods has been in another fucking accident.

He was arrested on suspicion of DUI

after he flipped his SUV,

swirving around a truck.

They gave him a breathalyzer there,

and the breathalyzer quote didn't show signs of alcohol,

but he refused a urine test.

Little, little, uh-uh.

Maybe somebody's popping some benzoos or something.

I don't know what the,

but you're like, yeah, yeah, no alcohol.

I'm all good, right?

They're like, sir, your eyes are half open.

I don't know what the fuck this, what's going on?

Oh, yeah, like, before that,

I remember like last week people were like,

he might, was he gonna play in the masters

and he was talking about potentially returning to the masters

after a bunch of surgeries and shit like that?

Uh, but after this, who knows?

Because he's had so many like car accidents

and drunk driving things that like when NBC was reporting on it,

they showed pictures of an earlier crash,

the wrong crash while reporting the story.

The wrong, the wrong Tiger Woods crash?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're like, oh, god,

like, look at this one.

I think it was like one from like a 2017 car accident.

And then they're like, then on the air, they said,

quote, we want to take this time to make a correction

before we came on the air today.

Our studio inadvertently showed the incorrect picture

of the car crash Tiger Woods was in.

It was another previous car crash.

It was not the correct one.

The latest one that was yesterday.

We apologize for that.

Just want to straighten that out before we go any further.

So yeah, he's better at, uh, golf now or crashing SUVs.

I feel like he's maybe, maybe eclipsing his, his talent.

It's probably that.

And like, that's what's really fucking dark about this.

And like, these guys are in so many fucking car accidents.

Like he was in a really fucked up one.

I think was 2000.

I think it was that 2017 one or the, no, 2021.

We're like, he's almost like, he almost lost his leg.

No.

And you're like, this is a dark like this,

this doesn't usually end well.

Anybody who, you know, is around any kind of people,

like these sort of substance abuse problems and like,

they keep hurting themselves like in this way.

You're like, well, and it's hard enough to get sober

when you don't have access to infinite money and global fame.

Like when, you know, when you're in an act,

this stuff becomes more and more like the more money you have,

though, it's a liability, really.

Right.

Because it does turn into like, can't tell me nothing.

I push it when you're that, when you're like, you're like,

I don't, there really is no bottom.

You're like, okay, I've pulled another Range Rover.

You're like, can buy like fucking 20 right now if I wanted to.

Yep.

Yeah, man.

He also, so like, there was this other thing too,

like the secret.

So he's dating Donald Trump Jr.'s former wife.

His ex wife?

Yeah, Venice, Venice, Vanessa Trump.

And that's the one who the oldest one, Kai is like a golfer too.

And apparently the secret service will not allow Tiger Woods

to drive the grandchildren because it's such a fucking,

like, it's a thing apparently.

That's what they're reporting is that like, yeah,

the secret service, they're like, since they protect those kids,

they're like, sir, you cannot drive these kids.

And then there was also a report that came out that he like,

refuses to use up like a driver because we were like, dude,

right.

You're so fucking rich, you can just be wasted,

laying down in the back of a sprinter, man.

If we're fucking RV, whatever you can be a fucking bus, dude.

Yeah.

Just who cares?

And this was in people magazine and said, quote,

Tiger cares a lot about his privacy.

The magazine goes on a site.

An anonymous source who claims he won't hire a private driver

because he, quote, doesn't want anyone to watch over him

or know what he is doing.

The source is, the source adds that legendary golfer also thinks,

and this is so indicative of where he's at.

He's fine to drive.

Yeah.

He's all they said.

Yeah.

Tiger Woods is quoted as saying, you know what I'm not drunk.

You're drunk.

You're drunk.

I'm finally driving, dude.

You know what, dude, I'll buy your car if you right now.

Let me drive that home, then.

If you're not going to give me my keys, dude, I'll buy your keys.

How much do you want to form?

I'll do it.

They go on to say that Tiger, quote, despises public scrutiny.

And you're like, I mean, do it.

If you hate public scrutiny, maybe like,

keep yourself out of trouble here.

Like, like, these fucking sensational car accidents

that I'm surprised you haven't taken somebody's life,

including it all, right?

But yeah, hey, yeah, yeah, man.

I don't want people to know what I'm up to.

That's always a good, that's a great sign.

Hey, why don't you have someone look out for you to,

or like, at least take that thing off your plate.

I don't need somebody fucking knowing what I'm doing.

Cause what are you doing?

Bad stuff.

Yeah.

Fully flipping SUVs in the suburbs of Florida.

I was swarvin' around a truck.

I'm like, wondering, was there even a truck?

You know, it's like, Jesus Christ.

I used to look up to Tiger Woods as a blazion.

I looked up to you, Tiger.

But now, I had to stop.

I can't.

I don't know what I'm talking about.

If you really like more and more, we're just being asked

to see how little it helps a person's general health

by becoming rich and famous.

You know?

Yeah, especially when you have people

that look like sicker and sicker people.

Every, so many of the, yeah, I know a lot of people

who had issues, pre-fame and things like that

or like child actors I grew up with.

And if like, the kids who had like, who were troubled

when they got famed, Shyla Buff.

Yeah.

Completely became like the worst version

of the teenager that I knew.

Yeah, like because no one's there to check you.

There's no, you're not like, there's nothing existential

because like, you'll bail yourself out.

You have the cash to do it.

Or you have the, you know, you have lawyers and stuff

that you're paying for.

And you're just not like aware of it.

Yeah, you end up doing whatever bad shit you were doing.

If you don't have, if you haven't gotten your shit together

or have enough people like looking out for you,

you're just gonna do that thing like to level 15

because about the resources at that point.

There's no reason to mature if no one's telling you no.

And the other thing is we can't, part of America,

the American psyche loves it when people don't mature.

That's why they like partially because he acts

like an 11 year old, you know?

We kind of like that, but it's like so bad

for the people it's happening to and the people around them.

When that's especially true of like, especially boomers,

like they truly want to hold on to their teen heyday,

like sort of like that and like not wanting

to grow up sort of thing.

We're still feeling young, you know what I mean?

Cause then you'll see like all these retirees

are like, look at my core vet.

I'm 76 and I should be really sick, man.

Yeah, I know it is sick, right?

It's a Z3, just got it off the lot.

Yeah, I think that you're like, no, no, no, you want to like,

you want to experience child like joy.

That doesn't mean you have to go to Disneyland

at 70 by yourself.

That's all right.

Like a rock star still like, yeah, relax, man.

Relax.

And then there was one more story that was it reads

kind of like viral marketing, but it's like, it's from Europe.

So it's hard to know.

I'm like very cynical when a company like brings

attention to a thing that seems sensational.

So these kit cats that are apparently really special,

these very special kit cats are stolen, specifically 413,793

kit cats weighing a reported 12 months, quote, disappeared

last week when they were transported between Italy and Poland,

Nestle who makes kit cats claim that if the thief tries

to sell the bars on the black market, they can be traced

using the unique batch code assigned to the individual bars.

First of all, I'm like, I thought kit cats come in force.

Yep.

But maybe you mean individual packages, right?

But then I'm like, how many packages like,

it just seems like a weird odd number to finish,

like 700, 400, 13,793.

Okay, well, fine, that's fine, specific.

I'll take that.

But apparently they were all shaped like formula one race cars.

I'm like, okay, maybe the odd numbers make sense now.

And I'm like, that given the feverish fandom around F1,

I'm like, okay, I can see how maybe that's sought after.

But the way like Nestle sort of came out with this announcement

was sort of like very hung and cheap.

Like they were sort of like, you know, these were,

you know, these 413,000 things were stolen

between Italy and Poland.

And it's a quote, we've always encouraged people

to have a break with kit cat.

But it seems thieves have taken the message to literally

and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate.

Whilst we appreciate the criminal's exceptional taste,

the fact remains that Cargothaft is an escalating issue

for businesses of all sizes.

And I'm like, is this just viral marketing?

Like did this happen?

Because like, why are you like begging up?

They're like, and hey, we got a hand at to them.

These that formula one kit cats are bussing.

That's insane.

So we don't blame them.

But then also part of me like,

when you read the whole thing,

they are trying to be like,

there's like more attention on these kinds

of heists that are occurring in Europe

and also like trying to raise awareness

around like supply chain things.

So I'm like, maybe.

Yeah, no, I'm with you.

I think it's entirely possible to some weird like PR campaign.

And it's like, it may be impossible to know,

but yeah, it does seem like that.

That's my first thing.

It's like, you, you're announcing very objective,

like just very straightforward,

be like, hey, there was another heist,

like just so you know, like if they try and sell them,

they can be tracked.

This is, this has to end because X, Y, and Z.

But like, I guess you also,

because it's like corporate communication,

like they gotta be like, okay,

also talk positively about our product, okay?

What if we're kind of chill and funny about it?

Yeah, exactly.

So a lot of people were like, what's up with this?

And I think over there, they're like,

no, no, no, like this, it's true, it happened.

Like we're just, we're just trying to like,

bring some levity to it.

And really, okay, sure.

You guys do things different over there.

Here in America, we can't trust a single fucking thing

anyone says about it.

Anything unfortunately.

So I'm glad you had a bit of personality

to that announcement.

But hey, if you got any of those 413,793 KitKat bars,

let me know.

I'm curious.

I'm in the market for about 38,000.

So I can help.

It's in a free box to the Z-Crew.

I'm on, I'm gonna do it.

Yeah, they'll probably melt, you know,

with how fucking hot things are.

Haariffs, who fucking knows.

But anyway, those are the stories that we're trending

over the weekend.

We are going to be back tomorrow morning

with a brand new episode talking about

all the other news we didn't cover.

There's so much we still have to cover

like Cash Patel got hacked, the new White House app.

There's many other things we'll be covering tomorrow's

episode.

So until then, take care of yourselves,

take care of each other, get your vaccines, do all that.

Don't do nothing about white supremacy.

And look, and really make a long, hard decision

before getting grills.

Make sure they're right for you.

Make sure they're right for you.

They aren't right for everyone, okay?

Just ask me, I'm Marjara.

Mort, thanks for hosting with me today.

And we'll talk to y'all later.

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