Trump Eyes Cuba, Carrie Prejean Claims MAGA Is Dead, More Fraud EXPOSED & MTG Fawns Over Megyn Kelly

Republicans do not rally the way the Democrats do. We just suck at it.

It is scary, especially going into a midterm.

Whatever makes this world safer and more United States friendly, I'm here for it.

They are so desperately unpatriotic.

I'm a pro-America. I want a safe America. I want a badass America guy.

Good morning, everyone. Happy St. Patrick's Day to those of you who celebrate.

As you can see, we do. We do hear on the Chicks on the right show Jason Hammer from Hammer

Nigel on 93WIBC out of Indianapolis joining me again today while Daisy is on spring break with

her family in Hawaii waiting on some sunshine, but she is having a good time.

So, thank you once again, Jason, for being with me.

Very overwhelmingly positive reviews of you as a co-host of the show.

We did have some haters, but overwhelmingly, I would say very, very positive feedback.

People really, really enjoyed you, except for the folks that have extraordinarily delicate

sensibilities and can't deal with hearing words like Pound Town.

Okay, so I tried to keep it clean, right?

Pound Town was a clean term to talk about taking someone down for a liaison.

I thought so too.

You are up here dropping filth, florn, florn, filth, mock.

You said the S word. You said a couple of other things.

And everybody thinks it's cute and charming when you do it.

And I keep it PG-13.

And all of a sudden, I'm richer prior over here.

I think it's just because you're a dude and like, you're so dude like that people were just like,

oh, it was just a shock to the system.

But it's so funny to me to read the comments.

I was telling you before we went live that there was one woman who just did not like you at all

and made sure that if there was any other comment that said as much, she was also piping in to say,

yeah, yeah, that Jason guy, he sucked.

And I told my mom to knock that crap off.

Like I tired of the mouth.

I'm tired of the attitude dealt with it for 18 years when I lived in her house.

I'm not dealing with it anymore.

There was also someone, I think her name was Debbie, who was very upset by the fact that I had

my glasses, you know, up on top of my head.

And like was really, she said, take your damn glasses off your head.

Exclamation, exclamation, exclamation.

And I was like, this is just such an odd thing to be mad about.

And so she wrote back and she was like, I'm not mad.

It's just really distracting.

So I was like, oh, she's going to love today.

Oh my goodness, you've got like sham rocks on your head.

You're green from head to toe.

I'm here.

Yep.

I mean, I'm ducked out.

So I love say Debbie.

Hey, man, I am not Irish in the least bit, but as I said before,

you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

So what better day to do it than say Patrick's day here on the chicks on the right?

That's right.

And Debbie obviously is new to the program.

Otherwise, she would know very well that you don't tell me what to do.

Right.

We have a sign explicitly for that purpose.

You don't tell me what to do.

And now I'm going to wear glasses on my head like even harder.

If that's not cool.

Oh, I like that.

Or you could go full Chuck Schumer and just put them on the tip of your nose.

Oh, yeah.

Kind of just looking down at everybody.

Yeah, like I'll spin it around a little bit and don't cook a hamburger.

And you've got Chuck down 100 percent.

That's right.

All right, we're going to get right into the news and the stuff.

And we're going to start with some election-related things.

Like for example, Senator Susan Collins has decided to announce that she's running for

re-election for her sixth term.

But let's just take a little trip down memory lane if we could.

Back when she was first running at all.

If elected, would you vote for congressional term limits?

And I'd like to have an answer from each of you.

Let's start with Sue Collins.

I do support term limits.

And I have pledged that if I'm elected, I will only serve two terms.

Regardless of whether term limits a constitutional amendment passes or not.

12 years is long enough to be in public service, make a contribution,

and then come home and let someone else take your place.

Good times.

Good times.

Yeah, and then the narrator comes on.

But the money was too damn good.

She made so much damn money.

She never wants to leave.

And it's just the power.

You know what I mean?

They just are so hungry for the power.

And here's the thing though.

As much as we all look at Susan Collins and Marcoski

as some of the outsider Republicans,

the ones we always have to worry about getting squirrely,

I feel like it's one of those situations where

be careful what you wish for, because it could be worse.

And I hate that that's where the bar is, right?

Yeah, that's true.

It could be worse.

Ultimately, I think she has come around

unlike the Save Act and a couple of other things,

which if that were someone that had D next to their name, that's not happening.

So again, it's not great.

I feel like this is probably what the people of West Virginia

went through when they had mansion in there.

Yes.

You know, it could be worse though.

I just hate the fact that we kind of alluded to this yesterday, Mark.

Republicans don't play as a team as well.

Democrats do.

Oh my gosh, Democrats will rally behind the literal worst people.

We saw that in Virginia with that.

Was it the attorney general who was like,

I wish my opponents kids would get shot or whatever.

I mean, and voters were like, yeah,

that sounds like somebody we should have as AG.

I mean, you can never underestimate

the stupidity of the American electorate,

unfortunately, and that probably means

that Lindsey Graham is going to win again.

Oh, I thought I had Lindsey Graham next.

We're going to wait for Lindsey Graham,

because I pulled this for you.

He treats America.

I pulled this just for you.

This is a guy named Mark Davis,

who is running for office in Florida's 16th.

So this would include like Tampa Bay area as a Democrat.

He's super lefty.

He's insane.

But for some reason,

there's something about him that I felt like,

I feel like Jason would find this guy

somewhat appealing just for the sheer shock value of it.

We probably just need to say,

hide your kids and hide your wives for this whole week.

Really.

I mean, I'm just like preemptively saying,

hide your kids and hide your wives.

But this guy drops a lot of words, okay?

This is an actual candidate for the U.S. House

in Florida's 16th District.

Please enjoy or don't.

Donald Trump.

He treats Americans just like he does, little girls.

He fucks him.

He sends him off to the highest bidder.

And if they don't fall in line,

he fucking kills him.

Publix.

You think I'm fucking around?

Watch this.

Keep launching.

Donald Trump's a pedophile.

Donald Trump's a pedophile.

And he's running in our country.

Here you go.

Go fuck yourself.

Keep on.

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Good morning, Florida.

Donald Trump is a pedophile.

Vote Mark Davis for Congress.

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Vote Mark Davis for Congress.

Donald Trump is a pedophile.

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Go fuck yourself if you voted for him.

Effective campaign strategy.

It's a shame what happened to the fat kid from the sand log.

I used to love that movie.

I know what he would tell Smalls,

you're killing me.

It was one of my favorite scenes.

I hate to see what's happening to him there.

I'm going to put that guy in that category.

What an idiot.

And like, okay, he's showing us his video where he wasn't confronted to, right?

Yeah.

This is Florida.

I promise you somebody probably confronted this dude

if it wasn't like a retirement community or a retirement area.

And magically, that foot is didn't show up.

Somebody probably pulled the gun on him.

Somebody probably threatened to beat the hell out of him.

Like, look, I don't know.

And if they didn't, I hope they, I mean, they should have.

Right.

This guy isn't seen.

1986, my Tyson over here.

But if I met the publics there and this moron starts walking and yelling,

I'm thinking, okay, you might be a threat to my family safety.

Yes.

We're going to have to dance a little bit here, kid.

So these, this is such an old term,

shock, jock type of people because we get called that from time to time.

It's like it's such an outdated term.

But these candidates to do that,

no, they don't have a snowball's chance and hell of winning.

So they've got to do something to go viral.

It reminds me of the guy in Arizona whose campaign ad was

F the NRA and a pre-psychotic Tucker Carlson had him on his show.

And was like, all right, tough guy.

Let's have a little conversation here.

And what you confront these people,

they fold like a house of cards.

Well, and like Valentina Gomez is another example because she's very shock jocky.

What's the new term?

Is there like a new term for that?

No, now they just give us death threats.

They stop calling us shock knocks a long time ago.

And the peaceful tolerate left has moved on to death threats.

Well, I mean, but obviously she's in that genre too.

And she lost her primary by a lot.

So I don't know that this is like effective campaign strategy.

But we've devolved, I think overall, just,

I mean, when you look at just the behavior of sitting congress people

and then also the people that are running to be in Congress,

it's just, it's ugly.

I mean, and I think you kind of have to be crazy to run.

Because normal people at this point are so turned off by the process

that they're not running.

And then we get left with these absolute psychopaths, you know?

Right.

And if you're the Trump administration,

or whoever is being targeted in one of these ads,

I hate to be legal stuff.

Guy, you've got to start suing people.

You can't just be calling people pedophiles without any sort of information, right?

Like if somebody wants to call Donald Trump pedophile,

the Trump administration has every right to say,

what proof do you have?

If not, I'm suing you for libel, I'm suing you for slander.

There's a difference between free speech,

freedom of expression, and labeling somebody that,

that's slanderous and libelous.

You've got to start taking these people to court.

And I promise you, the fact that looks like the fat kid from the Sandlot

doesn't have enough money to fight the legal fees

that the Trump administration has.

It's the only way you can shut some of these morons up.

That is a really interesting point.

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Can I jump in here real quick?

Because I'm looking at your chat here,

which by the way, I love the people in your chat.

But going back to that ad that guy had in Florida,

somebody mentioned, well, you can call him a pedophile

because he's been linked to the Epstein files.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That's not how this works.

Because your name is in the files,

does not mean you were having sex with kids.

Right.

I think it's Mick Jagger having dinner on the island.

Okay, might not be the best look,

but that's a far cry from Mick Jagger having sex with a kid.

You have to have some sort of legitimate proof.

And right now, based on the files that we've seen

of the ones that have not been debunked by police,

and that's important because all the people we went to high school with

that post about Donald Trump at seven o'clock in the morning,

because it's the first thing they think about.

Here all this debunked bull crap,

they don't want to read all the stuff

that the police, the authorities have said,

yeah, that never happened.

It was somebody with an axe to grind.

They share all that crap.

Doesn't mean that it's true.

Just because something is in the files

does not mean that it's true.

My radio co-host, he's then radio his whole life,

Nigel from Hammer and Nigel Show.

He was out covering like the billboard music awards

20 years ago for a channel that he was working at.

Try to get a picture with Diddy.

Doesn't mean that he was going to freak off.

Doesn't mean that he was rubbing.

Although, do we know that for sure?

I covered a Super Bowl a couple of them actually

that the Indianapolis culture were a part of.

Subway was a sponsor of the NFL.

So we went to a media party that was sponsored by Subway.

Jared was there.

Doesn't mean we were doing anything inappropriate with Jared,

but we were in the same room as Jared from Subway.

So when all these people say,

well, he was in the abstained files.

Okay, but was he having sex with kids?

That's what you have to prove,

and that's where the live will all suit can come in.

Right.

And there's a whole lot of people that I hope he does sue.

I mean, because it's absolutely out of control,

the accusations against him, it just never ever ends.

All right, so going back to election stuff,

I jump again a little bit.

But in my home state here in South Carolina,

Lindsey Graham has also filed the paperwork to be reelected,

and he probably will be.

And he's not a favorite of anybody's at this point.

But because people are who they are,

because they recognize his name, because he's been there forever,

it's quite likely that he's going to be elected again.

So that's what's going on with some of these statewide races.

Really interesting race that I saw yesterday.

Do you remember the crazy ass mayor, Tiffany Hainard,

from I don't even remember what town in Illinois,

who was just like a complete joke of a mayor.

She got caught using all kinds of funds for inappropriate luxury things.

She, and I'll show you a picture of her if you don't remember her.

But she has now moved to Georgia,

and she's running as a Republican.

She's changed her party,

and now she's running for a Republican

on the Georgia Fulton County Board of Commissioners.

She is an absolute lunatic.

And so if you don't remember her, this is her face.

Does that trigger any memories for anybody?

Yes, Dalton or Dalton, Illinois.

Good job.

If she's here, who's running hell?

Look at that thing.

Who?

And I think she may be, I could be wrong about this,

but I think she may be running unopposed on the Republican side,

which is horrifying.

Because people who are just tried and true Republicans

just red-blooded, they're going to go and be like,

okay, well, this never heard of this girl,

but she's the Republican, so I'm going to vote for her.

And it's entirely possible that she will hold elected office yet again.

This is something you and I have talked about quite a bit.

This is why people need to take their local elections

just as serious as they're national.

Like every four years, everybody gets their panties in a twist

about the presidential race or maybe even the midterms.

But the people that are going to screw you first

are the people like that that pop up in these off-year elections

or in this case maybe a midterm year election,

but it's certainly not a major headline race.

It's the judges, it's the school board people,

it's your local mayors.

These are the people that are closer to your wallet

than anybody else.

They're closer to your kids than anybody else.

So all of these groups that go out and protest in the streets

riot and throw mostly peaceful bricks-to-windows

have a little bit of that same energy for your local elections.

Because if you don't pay attention to it,

that's how you get stuck like, let's say, Minnesota.

That may be the worst governor-mayor combo of anybody in the country.

You got old balls, Tim Walls, Tampon Tim,

and then you've got Little Guy, Jacob Fry.

Now, we were kind of joking in our show, Mark.

I know sports isn't your thing,

but it's March Madness time.

And we were thinking about having a bracket of the combination

of the worst governor and big city mayors in the country.

And maybe Minnesota's the one seed,

but Illinois is coming in strong with governor Fat Pig

and Brandon Johnson in Chicago.

When you go out to California,

you've got Greasy Gavin and Karen Bass,

who's willing to let everything just burn to ash,

Bass equals ash.

There's a lot of bad governor, big city mayors,

New York, I mean, compared to some of these people,

Kathy Hocal looks like the breadwinner,

but then here at Miami off the top rope delivering an elbow.

I mean, these local elections are why you've got to get out there

and take them as seriously as orange man,

bad in the presidential races.

It's true, and it's also a good lesson for people

who vote straight ticket.

Because in this particular circumstance,

you may think, I'm doing my party duty or whatever,

and not know that you're actually voting

for some complete psychopath like Tiffany Haynard

when you're voting straight down a ticket.

You've got to know who is on your actual ballot.

So very, very good lesson there.

We talked yesterday about who we're favoring

for president in 2028.

We were talking about, is it going to be JD?

Is it going to be Marco?

Interesting tweet that I saw about that yesterday

from Will Stakin who said,

some GOP donors, and this is according to ABC News,

are already quietly mobilizing behind Marco for 2028,

plotting ways to boost him over Vance,

including a draft Rubio effort after the midterms.

So...

I like the fact that we've got options, though.

This isn't a bad thing.

Like, I don't know why Republicans feel like,

well, what if it's not Vance?

What if it's not Rubio?

Look at the options we got here.

Now, compare that to the clown car

you're about to see for the Democrat primary debate.

You're going to have Gavin News up there.

You're going to have Kamala Harris,

the Cackling Queen, probably back up there again,

Mayor Pete and Chastin cheering in the front row.

I'll take this bench over that bench

any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Like, if you want to get into additional candidates,

I don't think they have a chance,

but Rod DeSantis is a good number three

as anybody in the country.

I'll take this bench.

I like having options.

Let's do that.

No, I totally agree with you,

but I also am very hugely conflict avoidant.

So I hate primaries anyway.

You know what I mean?

Because it just forces people on our own team

to fight against each other

and it always gets ugly and I just hate it.

But yeah.

Yeah, Daisy have a little thing for Marco Rubio.

If I remember right, didn't Daisy have a little crush

just, she, I mean, at this point,

definitely we both do.

Like, she, he's our guy.

We're hope, we're actually pulling for Marco already.

And that's even if Governor Ron DeSantis gets in the race

because I think Marco has proven himself

just in a phenomenal way over the past couple of years.

And he's a leader.

He's grown into being a true leader.

And I just, I'm feeling Marco for this.

I'm feeling it.

Have you ever seen the movie Space Jam?

Mark, I don't know.

It's been forever.

Okay, the original Space Jam,

not the crappy one with LeBron James.

The way the mon stars get their power

is they take a basketball, they put their hand on it

and all the power and all the basketball skills

go into the bad cartoon characters.

I wish we could do that kind of with this Republican field

because I think each one of these guys has a different power.

And if you could harness that into one candidate,

we'd be in business here.

Three that we mentioned, JD Vance, Marco Rubio, Ron DeSantis.

I think JD Vance is the best on a debate stage.

JD Vance can make you look like an idiot

and do it in the most calm way.

Like the meme of him just kind of looking into the camera

and Tim Wall who making an idiot of himself.

So good.

Marco Rubio, he's got the foreign policy.

He's very calm.

He's a decent looking guy.

He's got the experience now.

But Ron DeSantis may be the best at governing.

He's horrible at campaigning.

He's not a good campaigner.

Like his presidential race, he got in late.

It was a train wreck.

I don't know what that was.

But in office, I don't think anybody can disagree.

Florida has been the leading forms

in conservative values in this country.

He's the best at governing,

which might be the most important skill.

True and you're right.

Because we haven't seen JD actually be in a position

of true leadership.

And Ron DeSantis, of course, is the gold standard.

I mean, everyone who's smart, who's a Republican governor,

watches what DeSantis does and then follows suit.

Because he's the one leading on basically every front.

So you're right.

It is a really, really good bench.

And that's the good news.

And we should just take the good news

where we can get it.

Yesterday, we also talked a little bit about Cuba.

And how Cuba is kind of next on the list

of Donald Trump's conquests.

We should put it because we'll have some audio from him later

where I'm just like, wait a minute, what are we doing with Cuba?

And now it is becoming a little bit more of an emergency

what's happening because we saw news yesterday

that their entire electric grid has just

undergone a total collapse.

And it is in full blackout for the first time ever

since the US blocked oil flow to the country.

Marco is in talks, obviously with Cuba.

I don't know who in Cuba.

It's certainly not their top leadership

because that's who the problem is.

But in any case, Cuba is looking real sketch here

as a news report about the grid.

And breaking news into CNN, Cuba's electrical grid

has suffered a complete and total collapse.

This is according to the country's power operator.

It's the first nationwide blackout

since the US effectively shut off the flow of oil to Cuba.

The Zonks, that's bad.

Yeah, like I said yesterday, I think the United States

can walk and chew gum at the same time.

But in this case, I would prefer it not to.

If you're going to go all in on Iran,

and that's what I'm told, we're all in.

This is 40 plus years in the making.

This is our chance to finally get it right.

The world's largest state sponsor of terror.

I get all that focus on that.

Let's focus on that.

Let's pick one fight at a time here.

That's just where I'm at.

I know folks in your chat may disagree.

And I don't disagree that the United States military

could not handle this.

But I want all resources to end Iran as quickly as possible.

Ending this as quickly as possible is important to me.

No, I think that's important to everybody, especially

everybody that counted on Trump to be the peacetime president

really, really wants this to get wrapped up,

wants all the things to get wrapped up.

I would love to see Cuba taken care of

in exactly the same way that Venezuela was.

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and everything is much, much better now.

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Matt, can I ask you a question real quick here?

Yeah.

First of all, again, thank you so much

for allowing me to come on here,

and if I'm talking too much, please tell me to shut the hell up.

You know what I'm talking about here?

You're fine.

You brought up Venezuela, you referenced it a minute ago, right?

So tonight, there's this thing called

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all stars, it's kind of a big deal.

And the championship game is against Venezuela tonight.

How bad ass would it be if the Trump administration

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in all the Venezuela players have to look at him

when they're going up to that.

How do you get it more ahead a little bit?

That would be something, but you know what?

Now that you mention it, like what's going on with him?

Like is he just sitting in a jail cell waiting for court?

Like what's happening?

I haven't even heard about where he is

or like where he's being kept

or when the next court proceeding is.

I've just completely blocked that out.

I have no idea.

Hell is probably living better now

than he was back in Venezuela.

But the border might not be as nice,

but you got guaranteed electricity

and all that stuff going on.

So it'd be too bad, I guess.

I'll have to look into that and we will report back.

Unfortunately, some sad news, but hopefully treatable.

It seems like it is.

Donald Trump announced yesterday that Susie Wiles,

his chief of staff has early stage breast cancer

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And then also she released a statement separately

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and they're guiding her care

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So obviously we wish Susie Wiles the very, very best.

In semi-related health news,

there's also apparently a congressional representative

by the name of Dunn, representative Dunn,

who also was recently facing a health battle.

And apparently when Mike Johnson and Trump

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It had a pretty grim diagnosis

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Congressman Dunn is a real champion

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What was the diagnosis?

It was, I mean, I think it was the terminal diagnosis.

He would be dead by June.

Okay, that wasn't public, but yeah, okay.

That's, it was, it was grim.

That's what I was going to say.

I don't think he went with a heart problem, by the way.

This was a heart problem.

So the long story short, the president called him

to encourage him and thank him

and they had a conversation

and the president mentioned in the course of the conversation,

you know how to get my doctors involved

and they did and within a number of hours,

they took him to Walter Reed emergency surgery,

the man has a new lease on life.

He's acts like he's 30 years younger

and he walked into the conference meeting

and we thought we'd seen a ghost

and I spoke with him over the weekend

and he's encouraged and...

Oh, Quir.

Oh, no.

I don't think there was any ill intent.

No, totally not.

Trump and Johnson were trying to show how much

of a badass this guy is, how much of a fighter.

He's coming to work with this diagnosis.

Most people wouldn't do it.

But you know what?

All right, so we're going to laugh at Trump for this

for, you know, he's going to die dead by June.

But Johnson, you could have simply said,

well, let's not talk about that.

Like, I don't think his family wants that out.

Johnson dove right in because, you know,

I don't know, he's afraid to tell Trump

to calm down just a little bit.

So if you're going to laugh at Trump,

you've got to give Johnson crap, too.

It's true.

I think he was caught off guard and was trying to...

I don't, I can't imagine being in that position

because you don't want to piss off Trump.

You never want to be on his bad side,

but yeah, that was just a, that was kind of awkward.

And so I thought I would share it

so that we could all feel awkward together.

I love awkward moments like that

because I feel like that brings people together, right?

Because we've all done ridiculous things.

Great moments and awkward moments history.

To this day, I still remember that season of American Idol

where Ryan C. Crest tried to give a high five

to the blind guy.

You remember that?

The blind guy that's saying his ass off

and advanced to Hollywood and he's backstage

and he's moping around and he can't find his family.

And Ryan's like, hey, buddy, congratulations.

Just a high five, but it's up there.

He's just looking at him.

Oh my gosh, I totally put that out of my mind.

And now it's just right back in there.

It's got a new file.

Got a new file location.

Thanks, Jason.

Also, and totally unrelated to election news

or the news that we've been covering.

Did you hear that Jasmine Crockett's security guy got shot?

Did you see this?

This guy, how he was even a part

of Jasmine Crockett's security team,

this is amazing.

So apparently there was like a shootout

and it was a SWAT team standoff

because this guy was driving a car,

was stolen US government plates.

He was using a fake name.

He'd been wearing fake police uniforms

pretending he was a federal agent.

He created a whole fraudulent business

where he used fake information

to hire actual cops for off duty jobs.

And then he gets into a shootout with police

and now he's dead.

This is who Jasmine chose as her personal security guy.

Fake is the case here.

Because that's what Jasmine Crockett is.

Like we've all seen the video by now

of how she started her political career.

She was having conversations like regular people,

wasn't trying to be a stereotype of anything.

And then that got her kind of far,

but then she realized she could really get headlines

and go viral and move forward

by being a team move version of Cardi B.

So that's where she started really ramping up

the ratchet and hanging out

with some of the other radical lunatics

and tried to advance her political career.

And again, there's a ceiling on that too.

Not everybody's AOC.

AOC is kind of like the unicorn

when it comes to this kind of stuff

because she's a fundraising machine

and she's somewhat charismatic.

Like her or not, smart or not, she's charismatic.

The rest of these folks aren't that way at all.

And we saw that in this primary race.

We haven't really heard too much

from Queen of eyelashes

ever since she got her ass handed to her in that primary.

She's been very quiet.

Until that point couldn't find a camera.

She didn't want to talk to

and now she's almost like a witness protection.

I know.

She's been very, very quiet,

which is definitely unusual for her.

Moving on, we're gonna talk a little bit

about the two pressers.

Trump was on camera a lot yesterday

taking a lot of questions from the press.

And in the first gathering,

he not only talked about Susie Wiles, who was present,

but he also talked about just updates

with what's going on in Iran.

And there's concern, obviously,

about the Strait of Hormuz being closed off

to ships that are carrying oil, obviously.

And whether or not our allies are helping us

with the Strait of Hormuz

and Trump has reached out to our allies as he should,

and they are being less than receptive,

at least some of them.

So he was asked specifically about

what allies were problematic

and which ones were helping.

And they talked about France in particular,

and I just thought it was so funny the way

that he talked about France, here he is.

President Macron about the coalition

to reopen the Strait of Hormuz.

Yeah, I have spoken to him.

He's been on a scale of zero to 10.

I'd say he's been an eight, not perfect.

But it's France.

Are you confident?

Are you confident that France will help

with the reopening of Strait of Hormuz?

Yeah, I mean, sure, he's gonna,

I think he's gonna help.

I mean, I'll let you know.

I spoke to him yesterday.

Not perfect, but it's France.

I mean, what do you expect?

You can do that excuse for anything, right?

If you have a crazy story about some weird guy

with a mustache that smells like beef and cheese

doing something inappropriate, it's France.

Like, that excuse.

I feel like flies with a lot of stuff.

And the underrated part of that video

that you just showed Susie Wiles next to him,

she's trying to keep that straight face.

But she's also cracking a smile a little bit.

The whole time, like no matter what they were talking about,

that was her face the whole time.

Because you know, she's probably always like,

oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, what is he gonna say?

You know, she's probably just always on guard.

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All right, so back to Trump and the NATO allies

who he's reached out to for help.

He wanted to make it clear, we don't need anybody.

Okay, like we're the best in the business,

we're the best that anybody's ever seen,

accordion hands, and then he also threw in a dig

about the UK, here's what he said.

We don't need anybody.

We're the strongest nation in the world.

We have the strongest military by far in the world.

We don't need them, but it's interesting.

I'm almost doing it in some cases,

not because we need them,

but because I want to find out how they react.

Because I've been saying for years

that if we ever did need them, they won't be there.

Not all of them, but they won't be there.

I was very surprised with the United Kingdom

because the United Kingdom, two weeks ago,

I said, why don't you send some ships over

and he really didn't want to do it?

I said, you don't want to do it.

We've been with you, you're our oldest ally,

and we spend a lot of money on NATO

and all of these things to protect you.

I mean, we're protecting them.

We're working with them on Ukraine.

Ukraine's thousands of miles away separated by a vast ocean.

We don't have to do that, but we did it.

Well, Biden did it.

I mean, I have to be honest with you, it's three.

Biden.

I just love him.

I mean, I just, he's so Trumpy and he's so right

when it comes to all of these NATO allies,

like, where are they when you actually need some help?

You know what I mean?

We do all the things for them

and there just no where to be found.

And you definitely cannot rely on Canada

because Canada is very, very busy doing things like this.

They are lighting up the CN Tower with Teal

in honor, this is real,

of international long COVID awareness day.

Tackling the hard issues in our

our friends to the North.

You cannot make this up.

You can't, you cannot make this up,

but this is what Canada is spending their time on.

There was a second presser in the afternoon

where Trump signed an order like creating

the anti-fraud task force that he's been talking about

for a couple of weeks now that JD Vance

is going to lead.

And so there was like a whole presser about it.

JD Vance was there.

I think Stephen Miller was there and others.

And so Trump announced it by talking about the border.

So these two really smart guys are gonna be,

I think it's gonna, hopefully it's gonna be JD's.

This will not be like a Kamala

where she was put in charge of people

and she never went there, JD, right?

You promise?

I promise her.

Remember Kamala was put in charge?

Who's the borders are?

She never went there to border.

She never called any of the great border patrol.

The border patrol test, we never spoke to her in four years.

And that was a disaster.

But this is different.

This is a different group of people.

He also wants to make sure that part of this task force

does work on Ilhan specifically.

Okay.

I know.

He can favor of this.

I am totally in favor of it.

And he called her out by name

as he was announcing the task force.

Here's what he said.

And Ilhan Omar, I hope this is part of it,

but she married her brother supposedly.

I mean, there's a lot of documentation.

That means she's here illegally and she's a congresswoman.

And I hope you're gonna be looking at that

or somebody else, all right?

Because she's one of the ring leaders here.

She's bad news, really bad news.

She's so bad for our country.

He's right.

Totally.

But place your bets.

Is if a thing gonna happen to Ilhan Omar,

gun to your head, your mortgage money's on the table,

is anything going to happen to Ilhan Omar?

No.

No.

And we all know what the answer is.

We might not want to admit it.

It goes back to the conversation we had yesterday.

When these statements happen

or when these hearings happen in Washington,

we get awesome sound bites.

We got people like Trump ripping on Omar

and we're like, that's what I would say

if I were president and nothing happens.

You get some trash talk, you get some threats.

You get threats.

But like I said, big tech, COVID,

all these people got away with screwing you.

I promise you, these folks will too.

Pelosi's been screwing all of us for years

and she's still there.

I hate that you're saying that, but you're probably right.

But I still hate that you're saying it.

As usual, the press wanted to create a wedge,

create an issue where there is none

between the president and the vice president.

And I don't know exactly what the question was

that led to JD's answering this

and accusing the press of wanting to drive a wedge

between him and Donald Trump.

But I did like that he specifically called them out

for doing just that.

Here's JD.

Look, I think that I know what you're trying to do, Phil,

you're trying to drive a wedge between,

members of the administration between me and the president.

What the president said consistently,

going back to 2015 and I agreed with them

is that Iran should not have a nuclear weapon.

We have taken this military action under the president's

leadership.

I think all of us, whether you're a Democrat or Republican,

should pray for success and pray for the safety

of our troops, that's the approach that I've taken.

Make it as successful as possible.

So there's no hesitation given your past statements

with the current operation?

What do you mean there's no hesitation

with my past statements?

Getting your exorcism or financialism,

you were a critic of the global war on terror previously.

Well, I think one big difference, Phil,

is that we have a smart president,

whereas in the past, we've had dumb presidents.

And I trust President Trump to get the job done

to do a good job for the American people

and to make sure that the mistakes

the past aren't repeated, absolutely.

Thanks, sir.

So JD's been great, but here's the simple thing.

And I have some people, I don't want wars.

I want wars less than almost anybody.

Peace for the strength.

I was so glad he said that at the end,

because I think people forget.

They assume that Trump has somehow

got the same level of bloodthirst that Lindsey Graham seems to.

Trump doesn't want that.

He is literally trying to prevent future terror attacks,

future Islamic regime takeovers.

He's trying to prevent a real true World War III.

And people think he's just in this,

I don't know, for like some sort of, you know,

gigofests, I have no idea.

Trump does not want to be in war.

He is doing what is necessary.

And Israel is on the front lines of the war.

And that's why I get so mad when people say,

we're fighting on behalf of Israel.

Israel is literally what is standing in front of Islamic terror

taking over here.

I mean, there's already an invasion underway

and people don't get that connection.

It makes me crazy.

Now hold on, hold on.

Whoopi Goldberg told me that we're in this war in Iran

to distract from what's happening

with Savannah Guthrie's mother.

So that's why we were there.

I thought that's what it was.

And I love JD Bantz.

Very calmly saying our previous president was dumb.

Like when Trump says it, people like,

oh, they kind of laugh, they giggle.

President was dumb.

But when JD Bantz does it,

it's calm.

It's the, I'm smarter than you.

When a smart guy says it, it comes off different, doesn't it?

It really does.

And he is walking, like he's,

he's walking a tightrope right now

because he's got friends of his Tucker, for example,

and a lot of people on the right

who are very anti-war,

anti-these strikes in Iran.

And so he is walking a very fine line,

trying to make sure that he's, you know,

keeping his own opinion about whether,

I mean, because I don't believe

he wanted the strikes in Iran to take place.

That's just my gut feel.

When it comes to JD, I could be wrong.

But based on that answer,

you can see that he's not like,

woo, you know, he's not gung-ho for it.

He's, he's trying to maintain some balance.

And he does it very well.

Like he's a consummate politician.

That's, 100%, I'm with you on that.

Yeah.

So there was also a moment

where Trump was asked about Cuba.

And he has a very Trumpy answer to this question

about Cuba and what's to become of it.

And it's causing a lot of dialogue,

shall we say, on the internet.

Here's what he said.

You know, all my life,

I've been hearing about the United States in Cuba

and when will the United States do it?

I do believe I'll be the honor of having the honor

of taking Cuba to be good on.

That's a big honor.

Taking Cuba.

Taking Cuba in some form, yeah.

Taking Cuba, I mean, whether I free it, take it,

I could do anything I want with it.

You wanna know the truth.

They're a very weak intonation right now.

They work for a long time.

A very violent, very violent leaders.

He's gonna take it.

I mean, yes, the question is,

when the right is now the right time

when you've got so much to take it,

like what does that mean?

I mean, who's gonna stop him?

Like, and is there going to be pushback, right?

Who's going to say, please, no, do not take this country

that doesn't have electricity

or a functioning government right now?

That's the last thing that they need.

Well, maybe it's the first thing

that they need to be honest with you, I don't know.

But like, does he mean that now Cuba

is gonna be the 51st day?

Like, what does it mean to take it?

You know what I mean?

Right, right.

I think we're going down that bill, Clinton,

what is is means conversation.

What does take it mean?

That's a good question.

I don't know.

As long as they're stopped, you know,

if they're not going to be squirrely with the United States,

make take it mean what you want.

Whatever makes this world safer

and more United States friendly, I'm here for it.

If that makes me some sort of nationalist

or whatever it's the left wants to say,

that's fine.

I'm a pro-America.

I want a safe America.

I want a badass America guy.

And if that means taking Cuba for whatever that means,

make it safer.

Let's do it.

Screw it.

But time is a factor.

Yes, it is.

Absolutely.

I regret to inform everyone that Micropena's gate continues.

It has not ended.

And so just to give you an update

from where we left off on that story yesterday,

because Meghan Brighton early, as you recall,

was tweeting about Mark Levin's Micropenus.

And account, Sir Novich, I forget what his first name is,

but he's quite popular.

He tweeted, I've lost track of times.

Podcasters and others have taken shots at me.

I almost always ignore.

90% plus is focusing on senators like John Curtis,

who probably stole the Utah election.

It's a total distraction to spend hours

a week reacting to each other.

It is slave behavior.

And Meghan disagreed, saying, you can take the high road

and ignore it for a while.

But eventually, after hundreds of tweets and attacks,

you punched the bully in the rhetorical face.

And then he goes running to daddy about his Micropenus.

So she wasn't done, clearly.

And then, to make matters worse, Marjorie Taylor

Green decided to mix herself up into the fray.

And she tweeted in support of Meghan,

saying, I wholeheartedly support Meghan Kelly,

telling the world that Mark Levin has a Micropenus.

It is the most deserved insult, and I don't care if it's vulgar.

And Trump's gigantic defensive Levin only

enraged the base more.

People are done, mega destroyed, by Micropenus and Mark Levin.

So they just cannot let this go.

And Dana Lash was like, what is even happening?

So she said, to Marjorie Taylor Green,

why are you obsessed with some dude's junk?

I guess this is how the week starts.

And then she says, everybody else is worried about the very real

Islamist colonization and the no enemies to the right mean girl squad

is overhear gossiping about male copulatory organs.

Did Jezebel hire new writers?

Which I absolutely love that.

And then Marjorie Taylor Green, who, of course,

is very popular with the mainstream media

now that she's anti-Trump.

Everybody considers her this expert.

Same people who made fun of her forever

are now bringing her on to be the expert.

And she was on basically saying to whoever this,

I think it's CNN, whoever the CNN gal is,

she's saying most everybody agrees

that we're fighting in Iran at the behest of Israel.

And then this reporter was like everyone.

And then she was forced to like backpedal a little bit,

which I just thought was so amusing.

Here is Marjorie.

Why would an American president

lead his political party into the midterms

waging a full-scale major war completely unprovoked

on Iran on behalf of Israel?

And that's the way most Americans see it.

They see this is for Israel, not for America.

So is that what you're hearing on the ground in Georgia?

Where obviously there are a lot of Trump supporters

where you are.

Are you hearing from them that they believe

President Trump is doing this on behalf of Israel?

Bring us there.

It's actually very split

and it's split along generational lines.

Okay, so it's not most everyone, Marjorie.

It's actually just her Twitter followers at this point.

And large margin, let me make one thing perfectly clear here.

Can I call you a large margin?

There's no doubt in my mind

this Iran conflict war, whatever you want to call it,

is going to be over sooner rather than later.

There is no way this is going to stretch out

until the midterms.

Maybe some states having primaries,

but this is not going to be going until November.

Now if it is, that's a big problem for Trump.

That's a big problem for the Republicans

and everybody it's signed off on this.

But I got a good feeling.

We're a month, maybe two or less

of this thing coming to an end.

I don't think this is going to have

that much of a factor in the midterms.

I really don't.

We have a short, you know,

new cycle world right now.

It's a headline one day.

It's back page the next.

I think by the time midterms roll around,

we're talking economy.

We're talking, you know,

common sense people against socialists.

That's going to be the big debate.

Ice and border security.

That's going to be there.

And maybe the war in Iran

will be fourth, fifth on the list,

depending on what's happening.

I just don't think it's going to be

that big of a deal by the midterms.

I don't.

I hope you're right.

I think you are right.

And I hope that that's true.

Because it's obviously

and everyone's best interest for this to be ended

sooner rather than later.

Tucker, his official Tucker Carlson network,

Twitter account also released

like a very newsy sounding tweet

about the micro penis.

Oh, come on.

You'd read this if you would.

Do you want me to read it as Tucker or just as is?

Ooh, if you can.

Yeah, that's even better.

Well, make it sound like a new nickname for Mark Leven.

Micro penis mark.

We have no way to know whether it's really small.

I can't see it on my screen, right?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Do you want me to do it?

Yeah, go ahead.

I'm good as I used to.

And when I'm trying to do Tucker,

I need to focus and I could do it.

I'm tapping out.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

No worries.

No worries.

So what he said is we have no way to know

whether the title is rooted in truth.

But Megan's claim could explain why Leven

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That's what Tucker said.

Like this is a real news story now is how this reads.

Which I just find absolutely ridiculous.

Is this a real news story like?

No.

It's not.

It's not.

It's not.

It's not.

It's not.

It's not.

It's not.

It's not.

It's not.

It's not.

I can't see the headline speaker at CPAC.

Is that what it really is?

It's so crazy to watch how twisted and all the twists and turns

that the podcaster wars are taking right now.

And we're just sitting over here enjoying it

from the sidelines and marveling

that this is consuming so much air in the room.

You know what I mean?

It's absolutely amazing and Megan spent a good 15 minutes

of her show talking about

The micro penis yesterday, and so I clipped just a few bits of it that I thought were

of interest to point out because, man, she cannot let it go.

You guys, she just cannot let it go.

And that's Mark Levin.

So since October of this year, he has been coming for me relentlessly, I mean relentlessly,

in the most vile and disgusting personal terms possible.

This is like a 70 year old man.

He's in his like mid to late 60s or 70.

Senior citizen with his show on Fox News on the weekend.

He could he never made it in the prime time to spend five minutes watching his show.

You'll see why he was not prime time material.

We used to laugh at him beyond the scenes of Fox because he's constantly read in the face

and spitting mad and angry.

That's his stick.

That was really, really interesting because if you go back to when Mark was on her show

just two short years ago, it wasn't just like, I appreciate you being here.

It was downright, fawning over Mark Levin.

Watch this.

Oh, it's truly an honor.

It's like, there are certain people and it's a very small list who I consider appointment

viewing.

And it's like, whenever I see you, I stop.

Whenever I see Mark Levin clip, I stop whenever Mark Levin has a book, I read, it's just,

there is such a small collection of people who are truly brilliant and honest and honest.

That's your honest to a fault and you're not just some partisan hack.

You chart your own way.

You've been there.

You were in the Reagan administration, chief of staff for the attorney general at the time,

expert on the Supreme Court.

So I want all of our listeners.

I'm sure they already know that.

But pay attention.

You're going to learn something over the next hour.

That's bad.

That's bad.

Had she not had that clip right there?

I think a case could be made for her fighting back, okay?

Now please, keep an open mind here because I've made it clear, I don't like any of these

people.

I really don't.

I am in the middle.

I don't like her.

I don't like him.

I just, it's not my thing.

But a case could be made of her fighting back.

If you're in favor of the United States, finally going after Iran, after 40 plus years

of bull crap, then in theory, you should be okay with Megan Kelly fighting back against

Mark Leven after all he's done and all the trash talk.

But that clip right there takes away everything about that.

That clip right there hurt, falling.

I think you said the word, falling all over him.

That takes away all of her credibility.

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Well, and it's not the only clip of her saying, like just gushing over Mark Levin.

There's another one that we showed on our show a few weeks ago that was very, very similar.

And so it's, you know, you don't get to be that way and then expect people to believe

you when you say, oh, we were all making fun of him at Fox.

So were you lying to his face or are you lying to us?

Because those are the only two options.

By the way, I saw some people get mad in our comments, I think on YouTube yesterday,

asking why you didn't like Levin, like, what's wrong with him?

He's a constitutional lawyer. He's so great. He's so smart.

I'll just say personally and you can answer for yourself.

But for me, as I said yesterday, I appreciate reading him.

I find him intolerable to listen to just because of his voice.

It's just a, that's just a me thing.

Like, I'm not, I have nothing personal against Mark Levin or what he thinks.

I generally agree with him, but I cannot listen to his voice.

I just can't do it.

I think his delivery is phony.

Like, I'm coming at you from a guy.

It's been a professional broadcaster since I was 18 years old.

Now, the word professional might not come off today as I've got a headband on

and a shaman flute and a t-shirt that says caution may contain alcohol.

But I've been doing this kind of stuff since I was 18 years old.

So I kind of feel like I got a good grasp on who's legit,

who's speaking from the heart, and who's speaking like a theater kid who's been coached up.

Mark Levin probably does believe the things that he's saying,

but the way he delivers it is so over the top.

Again, to me, he comes off like that guy in office space that has people skills.

People skills, what the hell does matter with you?

Like, it's so forced.

I think it comes off as phony to me.

That's just me, maybe I'm the lone ranger.

Okay. Well, hopefully that answers those people's questions.

Just a little bit more of Megan from yesterday.

She went on and on about some of the insults that she had been on the receiving end

from Mark Levin and all the names he called her, etc, etc.

As justification for why she just finally couldn't take it anymore,

and she had to fight back and she was very, very pleased with her micropenus insult.

Here's a little bit of her about that.

And I tweeted at Mark Levin this weekend something to the effect of,

I'm very sorry about his micropenus, which I really enjoyed.

I mean, I thankfully have never had to look at it firsthand, but you can just tell.

No one's that angry and misogynistic because there have been lots of misogyny in his tweets about me.

Like, all the time, who doesn't have that problem?

And really, we should be feeling sorry for Mark Levin.

We should be comforting him.

Because that's gotta be really tough.

Gotta go out on the air and try to act like you're big swinging.

And as you know, the only people who act like they have the big swinging are the ones that don't.

So he's really revealed it to me against my wishes and consent, to be honest.

But there it was for me to see, obviously.

And also, I called him out on it.

And guess what?

He didn't like his new nickname.

Rather than dealing with it like a man

by making a joke about it, whatever ignoring it,

rushing me back from the plate, he actually ran to the president of the United States.

He ran to Donald Trump and had Trump send out a nice tweet about him.

But after 111 tweets, increasing the security profile of my own life

and attacking me in the most vile terms,

I think anybody could see that I was entitled to one below the belt punch, right?

When they go low, we go micro penis.

So now I'm just going to keep a running tally of the number of times my obsessive stalker

on Fox News tweets about me.

And we'll see whether it continues.

Because truly, I'm like, I think I could get a restraining order against him at this point.

It's a great thing to be an American, isn't it?

Stitting president of the United States has to address a micro penis scandal in the middle

of a war. It's a great time to be an American. Hell yeah, baby. I'm ready to run up and down

the streets with old glory. Let's go. We're the greatest country in the world. We can fight a war,

we can deport people and we can get the president involved in a meat whistle scandal. Let's go.

Well, and why did, but why did she think that like Trump had to get

called by Mark Levin to release that tweet? There was no evidence of that.

And in fact, Levin totally denied it, saying no, I did not speak to the president

about releasing any statement. These reprobates have nothing but lies and conspiracies and hate.

And the more they talk and post, the more people have had enough of them.

They'll eventually dry up and blow away like those who have come before them,

which I don't know what made her suspect that Trump needed prompting to defend Mark Levin.

He's a huge, huge fan of Mark Levin. So I, I mean, probably somebody told him that this fight

was going on, but I can't imagine that Mark was like, well, you just tweet something for me,

because that gets me mean. There's no way that that happened. There's no way. I can't rule it out.

I cannot rule that out. I just can't. I could honestly see Mark Levin texting the president.

Will you jump in here and say something? And then Trump would leave a meeting in the situation

room to put out a mean tweet about a dick. I'm telling you that right now.

If you don't think that he would, we don't know the same president of the United States.

And you know what? I'm all right with that.

I guess. Do you guys think that she that he called the president and asked him to tweet?

Because I, you can just tell us if your team mock on this or team Jason, because I don't think

he did. I think, I think Trump did this all on his own. That's just me.

Oh, I think there was at least a text involved from Mark and two things here. So you told me yesterday,

some woman in your chat was very upset at my language yesterday. And I don't think I swore

yesterday. And you did. You've said micro penis of like 70 times today. And I've set there and

try to come up. I'm still going to get the mean emails and the mean comments on your social media.

And number two, number two, if Mark Levin wants to end all this, put a picture out of your hog.

Let's go. You want to shut Megan Kelly out. Do a video and full Mark Levin character.

You want to see it? You want to see it? Boom. And then unleash the beast. That shits Megan Kelly up

and that ends this whole micro penis gate. That also is a visual assault on everyone in the world.

I don't, I don't want that. And I think I speak for a lot of people. War is hell. So not

want that. War is hell. War is hell. You are in this war. You want to save thousands of lives.

Come on, Mark Levin. Put boss hall out there and shut that woman up.

Oh my gosh. All right. One more thing about Megan. And this is, this was extraordinary to me.

Do you know who Aaron Molen is? The Australian news lady?

I probably seen her. If you showed a picture of me, I probably seen her. I don't know the name.

You probably would. We had her on our show before. She is a complete rock star. You would love her.

She is gorgeous. And she has the most fantastic Australian accent. She's a delight. And she's

very like minded. We, I mean, she's like an honorary chick essentially. And she found,

thanks to one of her audience members, a clip of Megan that I almost couldn't believe was real

that came from her recent fall tour when she did a tour of many, many cities. And in particular,

the one, and I don't remember which city it was, but it was the the tour stop where she had

Erica Kirk as her guest. And of course, Daisy and I have spent like countless hours talking about

how awful Candace is to Erica Kirk and how disappointing it's been to see how Megan doesn't

handle that. Like she just refuses to acknowledge how mean and cruel Candace is to Erica.

A lot of people are saying that. Obviously, we're not, we're certainly not the only ones. And so

Megan has faced a rash of crap for that, for not standing up for Erica. So this clip of Megan

about to introduce Erica on her tour stop is even more extraordinary when you have that context

knowing how she's acted since the fall watch. Since she lost Charlie because that's when she and I

became friends, I had met Erica prior to Charlie's death, but we didn't know each other. And since then,

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her to make sure that nothing happens to her, not from the media scoundrels, not from the terrible

leftists who are hating and certainly not from anybody who actually wishes to do her or her

children God forbid any harm. But I also have at the same time this wish to be near her so she can

heal me. Do you know what I mean? And I don't know you guys like I kind of feel like this whole tour

trying not to get emotional already was in part to heal me and maybe some of you too.

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I get people and change their minds with more information over time. I understand that,

but this wasn't that long ago. You factor that in with the clip that you showed

us earlier of her being a complete hypocrite about Mark Levin, she comes off as phony then.

When you come off as fake, when you come off as phony and your audience doesn't buy that you're

being legit anymore, that's a big problem. Right now, Megan Kelly is at that crossroads.

She can have fun doing the jokes about Mark Levin all she wants, but she's kind of at a

credibility crisis here because the internet is forever and it's not like we're going back 20

years. We're going back pretty recent. Yeah, that's why it was so stunning. I mean, to see that

because I had not seen that clip before and when I saw it on Aaron Mullins' feed, I was just like,

whole, wow, that is incredible, especially because she gets all emotional and I'm just like,

what? How is this the same person? What happened to her? It gives me, it validates how disappointed I

have felt, like how let down I have felt because again, Megan, like I always used to call her my

north star. I just, she was, I just always agreed with her. I always respected her even if I didn't

agree 100%, but I'm, I mean, like most of the time I did and I just felt like she was such a force,

such an authority on so many issues and then to watch this has been just, it's been heartbreaking

and like I'm still not over it. Like Amy Joe, like Jay-Z's always just like, I'm over it. I

can't stand her. She's dead to me, whatever. For me, it's been like a true morning. Like I really,

really am just so disappointed because I loved her. I just loved her, Jay-Z. See, and this is the

problem where you get into this worship probably isn't the right word, but fandom of your certain

favorite media personalities, when they have an opinion you don't like or they say something stupid,

it kind of feels almost like a family member has said it. And now you've supported that individual.

Now you feel like you've been let down a little bit and what might be over the top, but that's

what people like Megan Kelly sign up for. That's what the Ben Shapiro's to an extent. It's what you

and Daisy sign up for. I'm sure there are a lot of people that are your fans in the chat right now.

You've probably said something they disagree with and they're like, oh, totally.

But it kind of goes with the territory though.

Yeah, I mean, and for sure, we've lost all kinds of people who disagree with that. And that's

part of it. You know, it's fine. But at least I feel like we have been the same people that we've

always been. You know what I mean? Like you're not going to be able to find. You're not going to

be able to go back and find. At least I don't think so. Over our 17 years, a complete transformational

shift in thinking about things that isn't well documented. For example, I know people used to

give me all kinds of grief because I wasn't on the Trump train initially when he first ran and

came down the escalator and I was like, oh my god, this is never going to work. This is never

going to happen. And then, and you know, he was not my guy in the primary. He wasn't even my guy

in when DeSantis was in the primary because DeSantis was my guy. But I think it's been very clear

how I've evolved and also said, man, I was wrong about that. And like I am all the way on the

Trump train, you just you're not hearing that from from Megan. And that's I think what's even more

disappointing is that she just she just attacks attacks attacks instead of recognizing, hey,

maybe my critics are actually right. Maybe I need to evaluate my own behavior on this. Maybe I am

being hypocritical and she just will not. And I think that's what's more disappointing than anything

else. You know, I think part of being a good host or even a good person is admitting when you

were wrong and then explaining why. Like I don't know if Megan Kelly has done that. Now, I'm not

going to sit here until you I listen to her show every single day. I don't, but it does it appear

like she's given enough of a reason as to why she went from oh, Mark Leven, when I hear you,

I stop what I'm doing to micro penis like in a very short time and the Charlie Kirk stuff

eight months later to where we are now. And unless she's got some sort of inside information

that she believes, but she's not really leading on. That's a tough sell for your audience

because you're trying to sell yourself. You're selling your credibility and somebody in your chat

said it earlier, it comes off as disingenuous. It comes off as phony when you don't do a good enough

job explaining why you've changed your mind. Exactly. Exactly right. We're going to save some

stuff for tomorrow about the latest people that Candace is fighting with, but I do want to talk

a little bit about Carrie Prajohn Boller because she has been absolutely calculating how she can

get the most fame and notoriety out of her entire, you know, meltdown at the Religious Freedom

Commission. And now you guys, I regret to inform you, she has a documentary coming out today is

March 16th, the day of the Religious Liberty Commission hearing in Washington DC. I was supposed to

be in the room today fighting for all of you, but after being wrongly removed from the commission

because I stood for my religious beliefs, I won't be there today. While I might not be there in person,

I have something very important to share with all of you. I am directing and producing a new

documentary titled Mandated by Faith. This documentary is one of many to come. This is just the beginning.

I will be sharing stories from Americans like you from across this country who are facing religious

persecution and having their religious freedom attacked. No Americans should ever be punished

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and continue telling these important stories. Religious freedom lives on and we the people will never

surrender our rights. The fight is not over. I'm just getting started. So that's happening. Please

send her money. Send her money you guys. You couldn't get me to watch that if my TV were spitting out

$100 bills. You couldn't get me to watch that if Sidney Sweeney showed up in a string bikini and

put the computer screen right in front of me. You couldn't get me to donate that thing

if it were the last movie in the world. No. I know. I want to make a documentary. Fine. You want

me to pay for it too? Oh, we're going full PBS here? No. No. I'll go watch, you know, the World

Baseball Classic. I'll go watch March Madness. I've got other options that I'm already paying a

cable bill for. I'm not going to afford your documentary. No. And my question to you, Moch, is

who's gotten more out of their 15 minutes of fame? This Prajean chick or the Haktua girl?

Who got more out of their 15 minutes of fame? Prajean Haktua. Is Haktua still podcasting?

I don't know, but she just had a boob job. I do know that. Okay. Well then, I, I mean that,

if she's still podcasting, because didn't she get like swallowed up by the Bill Mar

whatever, like the media company that he owns? Isn't her podcast part of his network?

First of all, I saw you did there, swallowed up. Second of all, I'm not sure if that happened or not.

She went away after that crypto scandal, like she got busted trying to rip people off on crypto.

I don't even think she knew what she was doing, but she was a part of it. And then she

went away for a while. And then she came back. She went away, a cute girl. But then she came back

some big fuck some, you know, like well assembled thing. She's trying to make a comeback.

Well, if she's still like the fact that you even know anything about her still means that she's

kept that 15 minutes going pretty well. And I suspect that Kerry will probably do the same,

because she is getting a whole huge following on all her social media platforms. Like people

are buying in to her nonsense. And so plus she's got Candace. She's got Megan. She's got all the

tuckers of the world like in her corner. And they of course cross promote and do all the things.

So I don't know. She's going to stretch this out. I don't think it's going to be the last you've

seen of her. In fact, she was just on Pierce Morgan claiming that MAGA is dead. Take it from Kerry.

That this president of the United States of America is being influenced by a foreign

government. And MAGA, let me tell you right now, MAGA is dead. It is deader than dead.

And Americans are furious. We do not recognize President Donald J. Trump anymore.

Is it just me or did her voice sound really deep there? Like she sounded like

Dane from Batman, like wearing the mask. Um, no, MAGA is not dead right now. There is,

there are some fair questions to be asked though. When Trump is no longer on the ballot,

will the make America great again movement, the MAGA movement be able to survive?

And it won't be killed by Democrats. It'll be killed by swamp monster Republicans.

If anybody will MAGA, it's going to be right on right crime. You're right. And we're seeing it.

We're seeing it play out. And this is why we talk about it all the time because it's such a danger.

And it's just one more piece of evidence that we're, you know, in the case that we're always

making, which is that Republicans do not rally the way the Democrats do. Democrats are awesome at

it. And we just suck at it. And it's, it is scary, especially going into a midterm.

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But speaking of leftists and how awful they are, Joy Reid actually tried to suggest

that the United States and Iran are basically equally tyrannical, just in different ways,

and for different religions, you guys, this is real.

Our regime has secret police. They have secret police. Our regime is oppressing women,

taking away abortion rights, taking away women's rights in like 26 states. Some states where

they're trying to have the death penalty for having an abortion. They also oppress women.

They have the highest rate of women who are in STEM careers. We're kicking women out of the

military, out of university. We're saying that DEI means women can't be hired for high

positions in the sciences. So we're marginally better, and we're doing it for Christianity,

they're doing it for Islam. So it's like we don't get told those things because it would take away

the kind of American exceptionalism narrative. Wow. All right, Mark. So I'm going to defer to you

on this one as the lady on this program, as the chick, because if I say anything super negative

about Wesley Snipes there in demolition, I'm going to get called some sort of gift. So I'm

going to let you drive the boat here. Well, I mean, I just think it's absolutely despicable

that she would have any way of comparing a ran to the United States and then try to say that

women have been kicked out of the military because of DEI. The hell is she talking about? She is

a lunatic and just part, this is what I'll never understand about people who support the left is

that they are so desperately unpatriotic, miserable and only interested in denigrating the country

that gave them the ability to say idiotic shit like that. Excuse my language, but she makes me

so she makes me rage and it's disgusting. Oh, it's all in the name of American exceptionalism.

Yeah, bitch, we have our exceptional for all kinds of reasons that you that you have taken advantage

of that you've been blessed by and you're going to compare us to a ran. Oh my gosh, take every seat,

all the seats. Right. We'll make a trade. You send me an Iranian baddie. I'll send you joy

read. Yes. A player to be named later. Maybe we can throw Keith Oberman in this and we'll call it

even. How about that? Joy, if you hate America so much, if you think there's no difference between

Iran and the United States, there's no difference between living in America, living in Tehran,

then how about we do a little switcheroo here? We can make our reality show out of it. Yes, in fact,

I know just the people to trade. How about some of the soccer players from Iran? Now we,

you know, we saw that I think seven of them had claimed asylum and now there, I think there's been

at least three who have withdrawn their asylum claims because their families are missing

or they know that they're likely to be tortured and or killed because these girls had the balls

essentially to stand up to the regime. And that's what makes me so angry is I see a story like

that and then I think about what Joy just said and I'm like, how are we even living in the same

country when her attitude towards the United States is like that? It's just it's like unthinkable

to me. It's unthinkable. Anyway, moving on before my blood pressure gets out of control, you know who

Jerry McConnell is, right? Is he? Is he from stand by me? Jerry O'Connell, yeah. Jerry O'Connell

and stand by me who later develops to a good looking guy that married Rebecca Romaine. He went

from the guy to marrying Rebecca Romaine at one point. Okay, okay, then I am thinking of the right

person. So he was on Bill Mars, like basement pot smoking podcast that I never remember the name

and it did not go well for him. Like, and he's a super live, but Bill just absolutely obliterated

him on every single topic. It was embarrassing. I highly encourage you to watch it just because it was

so, I mean, it was such a beatdown. And then in this unbelievable moment, because Bill was calling

him out for just being like, you're embarrassing. And because he was so wishy-washy, he wouldn't

he kept dancing around all the topics instead of just saying the things. And finally,

he admitted why and proved himself to be the biggest cuck on the planet. I almost couldn't believe

that he admitted this stuff out loud. And Bill's reaction is perfect. Please enjoy.

You want to know why people vote for Trump? That's why. Your shitty attitude is a real turn-off.

So I'm going to tell you about a bit of, I say this, will I stay married, blow it over here?

Sounds like you're going to blow it over here. The night of the election. This third one.

Yeah. Third election. Everyone knows what I'm talking about here.

I was watching late at night through returns. And I'll be honest with you, I didn't think Trump

was going to win. I live in California. I didn't think he was going to win. What I was here.

I didn't either. This is where I live, you know. I said something along the lines of like

there was no planning. This is what they get. There should have been a primary. I said something

along those lines, you know, like I was just spitballing ideas as to it was a shock, you know.

My wife and daughters without saying anything became physical with me. They were

they were filled with rage. So if I am being careful with you in how I say things,

yes, I live in California. I live with not one, not two, but three people who,

if I need any kind of joke, they would they become very angry with me, you know. I, well,

so I'm I don't want to tell you how to live your life, but I couldn't live that way. I would

whatever household or ever situation I'm in, I say what I truly think. And if it makes you

angry, I'm sorry. We'll have to work that out. But I am not going to tuck my tail between my

legs and just shut the fuck up. I mean, good for Bill for just setting him straight, hopefully,

in that way, because that was embarrassing. That was wow. Tim Walls thinks that guy needs to man

up just a little bit. In a side bar of that whole back and forth that we saw was it shows you how bad

polling was the last election too, right? Bill Maher thought it would be a close election.

Jerry O'Connell thought it was going to be some sort of Kamala landslide. It was past beating the

other way around. So I know the folks in the left always hate it when people like us say,

I don't really buy polling. That's why right there of you thought it was going to be a landslide

for the Cacoling Queen. And it was an electoral college beat down like not that it matters, but the

big vote, the popular vote went to the Republicans way. And it's starting to go to the Democrats.

Again, it doesn't matter, but that's how much of an ass beating it was. The Republican who's

the biggest lightning rod you guys have ever seen won the popular vote. That's how bad and how

off the polling was the last election. I know. It's so amazing to me that he openly said,

I'm being cagey and not saying what I actually think because I'm going to get physically beaten by

my wife and daughters. That's essentially what he said. And that was, I mean, what a humiliating

appearance for him. Big yikes. Yeah. Why would you go on that show? Right?

You know, and do that because listen, I'm not all in on Bill Maher like a lot of people are.

I do feel like he's got some good thoughts. I do think the party has kind of passed him by. But

I would argue Bill Maher helped create this current type of party. He was at the forefront of

the Trump derangement syndrome. And now he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, it's gotten too far.

You kind of helped create it a little bit. So I'm not all in on Bill Maher like a lot of people are.

But you got to know going on that show. He's going to push back on you and you come with

things like that. You're going to get embarrassed. And he did. I think it was a humiliating appearance

for him. And I just I hope he is smart enough to have regret about it because damn that was bad.

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leave one if you haven't already and we will share it eventually. Wendy in Snow said cracking

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political games. And that's true. We definitely try to keep it real here. We also have to thank

Kathy Proctor who said, top of the morning to you, Fatty McButterpants has to be the best Irish name

ever. You all have an amazing St. Patty's Day mock. You've got to experience St. Patty's in

Savannah. If you haven't done that yet, we miss you Daisy, but Hammer is hammering it down.

And I would love to experience St. Patty's in Savannah when it's on a weekend and not a

work night. I would absolutely love to try that. And then here, and I know we've got Venmo,

I'm going to do Venmo's tomorrow. If you guys don't mind, I appreciate I saw a couple

texts coming that they came. And I will get to those tomorrow. But we've got a bunch here to

recognize Marcy. Parallez says, good morning, Mock and Hammer. Enjoy your radio show yesterday.

Thanks for being here. Both of you have a wonderful day. Much love. Marcy, listen to your show.

Oh, thank you, Marcy. God bless you. And you guys can too. It's the Hammer and Nigel show on

93 WIBC. You should absolutely check it out. Patrick Connelly, 4229 says Happy St. Patrick's Day

Chicks, you too, Jason. A wish for you on this day. Quote for each pedal on the Shamrock.

This brings a wish your way. Good health. Good luck. And happiness for today and every day.

Thank you so much for that. Supernova says, top of the morning to me, fellow leprechauns. Happy

St. Patrick's Day. Please hit the like button and subscribe. Likes are gold. So let's fill up that

pot for our chicks. Thank you so much for that reminder. G White 053 says Happy St. Patty's Day.

My favorite was when I saw you two in Boston in 1993, party down COTR and fans.

Ginkgo Yoki 234 says Susan Collins, only two terms. She was voted in six times.

Speaks to the whole, I hate Congress, but like my representative or senator thing.

That's exactly what happens, right? It's like you can say overall, you hate Congress,

but then you go and vote in the same clowns that you always do and nothing ever changes.

That's the same argument of people that leave California and move to Florida or Texas and both

for the same track that they fled. Yes, exactly. T media and publishing says I'd rather have a real

dude who says, uh, pound town than a boring soy boy. Also Jason, love the suit and headband.

You do it. Thank you. Thank you. G White 053 says my posts are being deleted. So I'm trying this.

I saw it. It was fine. Uh, Shannon Pope 875 says as a thick-skinned Gen Xer, Jason is my favorite

villain ever. I hope Daisy has a great time, but this is going to be a fun week. Happy St.

Patty's. Thank you. Ginkgo Yoki 234 says Stad. Um, Kassur. Oh, uh, it's stop hammer time in Irish.

I'm sure I must pronounce it because I do not know how to read. I don't know how to read that.

The foreign factor says we need more hammer time even after Daisy's back.

People are going to be requesting you. Uh, Ginkgo Yoki 234 says Pepe beer. The drink that makes you go,

we we. Oh, I should warn you, Jason, that Wednesdays are dad joke Wednesdays. So

if that like if you want to contribute tomorrow, you're welcome to do that. But a lot of people

contribute dad jokes on dad joke Wednesdays. And I don't think I told you that, um, thanks to a

TikTok that we played several weeks ago, where there was a guy saying that white people needed

their own nickname to call each other. And he came up with nilas. That's how we refer to each

other now. What up, my nilas? So just so you know that. Be very careful when you're getting those,

those owls in there because one slip and you're never going to be back. I know.

Uh, Marcy Porella says I know where to order the cozy earth blanket. But my husband wants to know

where to order hammers, big ass trash bags, our well. Supernova says, what do you call leprechaun

with a sore throat? A streprechaun. Speaking of microbes means. Please hit the like button if you

haven't yet. Ginkgo Yoki 234 says Trump has been consistent on topics since the 90s. There are

videos of him addressing Iran, DC Swamp and other topics. He says now what he said then,

I challenge anyone to find a politician who is that consistent 100% and anytime I find one of

the old videos will play it because I always want to point that out as well. GY-053 says I just

want to know how Megan and MTG know this. No. Oh, about the micropean. Well, Mr. Pat explained it.

The body language of Mark and again, nicknames tend to stick in today's pop culture.

Yeah. Blind Ted, Little Marco, crooked Hillary, which just became crooked, which is my favorite.

No, right. It's like France and Madonna. You just need one name to know who you're talking about.

Theresa's CTM retired says unprovoked MTG is your mind mush. How many times do you have to say

that every terror attack has been instigated by them? Stop making nonsense. Totally agree.

Supernova says MK is so obsessive about something so micro.

Team Mach, she says, you know, Trump couldn't help himself.

Our nurse says Megan's friendship with Tucker, Alibos, Ben Mohammed has even turned her around.

2025, Megan, Islam is not compatible with Western values. Where is she now? Just take my benedict

Arnold money. Ginkgo, Yoke, Yoke says, wait, Maga is dead. And there are still Trump supporters

to be refuted. That seems like Prajan didn't think that through. Maga is alive and well.

Craig, a nine says, Mark, Joy Reid was talking about getting the women she, they it out of the

military, not the real women who serve boldly and proudly, who listens to Joy Reid. Anyway,

I listen to the chicks. I guess I'll give her that, but still my point stands.

I know that I know Yoke says ridiculous. I'm sorry. I defer to you on this,

but fly on behalf of women, but that's stuck in over the top ridiculous argument.

Like I get that's how she gets her clicks and headlines, but I'm sorry.

Once she got fired from MSNBC, I stopped caring about Wesley Snipes.

Lastly, Ginkgo, Yoke says St. Patrick's Day plus lots of drinking equals Irish yoga.

All right. Thank you very much to everybody. And thank you to the folks who sent Ben

Moes. I promise we'll get to those tomorrow. And thank you to Jason Hammer for sitting in once

again. I'll let people know how to follow you. So you can find me on all the social media platforms.

My personal account is at Jason Allen Hammer, ALAN. My show account is Hammer and Nigel.

Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and during my afternoon show in Indianapolis, which is

three to seven every day. We have a chat just like this. So if you guys want to come on and

rip me or talk about how awesome mock is, you can jump on and do that during my show in the afternoon.

Just look for WIBC's YouTube channel. Perfect. Thanks again. And we will both be back tomorrow,

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