Trump Gets Mystery Gift from Iran & Sends ICE Into Airports to Force the SAVE Act | Sterling K. Brown

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This is The Daily Show with your host, Josh Johnson.

Welcome to The Daily Show.

I'm Josh Johnson. We've got so much to talk about tonight.

Your pre-check status can't save you anymore.

ICE agents get their steps in, and AI tells humanity

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So let's get into the headlines.

Let's kick things off with an update in our war with Iran.

It started about a month ago, and today President Trump

spoke to the nation with some good news about the war.

They did something yesterday that was amazing, actually.

They gave us a present, and the present derived today.

It was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money.

And I'm not going to tell you what that present is,

but I'm not going to tell you what that present is.

But there is a very significant prize.

Wait, you got a gift from the people you are currently at war with.

When I was at school and they made us read the Odyssey,

I couldn't believe the Trojans failed for that Trojan horse.

And now I'm watching it happen in real time.

And now I'm watching it happen in real time.

The Secret Service is going to be like, Mr. President,

please don't bring that to the situation room.

But it's expensive, and it's ticking.

I bet it's a watch.

Meanwhile, the only gift the TSA is getting is no pay.

The partial government shutdown means they've gone a whole month

but why do we work if not to do it for free?

I'm sure it's not going to make a difference at the airport.

The frustration is growing at many of the nation's airports

with hours-long security lines that haven't let up.

Over the weekend, more than 3,400 TSA officers

called out nationwide.

The most since this partial government shutdown began.

I've been here since nine last night.

It's just a mask.

It's a mess.

It's a mess for real, though.

You know, water.

Not a Biscoff cookie, nothing.

A Biscoff cookie?

The cookie they give you on a plane

that you then throw on the floor and step on?

I think you've been in line so long you're delirious.

I've been here for hours.

If only I could have something dry and crumbly in my mouth.

You know, something that really goes down the throat

like sandpaper and tastes like ass.

What could be worse than waiting in line for four hours?

Our next guest's flight was at 10.45pm

and he did everything right.

He got to the Atlanta airport at least four hours early

but he says he didn't get through security

until 3.20 the next morning.

Nine hours?

Someone weighed in TSA for nine hours.

You may not have started that line as a terrorist,

but after nine hours.

This man weighed it in line for the length of a shift.

That means he saw the TSA agent clock in from a distance.

And right as he got to the front, they clocked out in his face.

By the time I get that pad down,

it better be the best one I've ever had in my life.

I'm talking full release.

If this is what flying is going to be like from now on,

you may as well go to the airport now.

Just in case you ever have a flight somewhere.

But seeing how long the lines have gotten,

Trump decided he had to do something.

The good news is that Trump sent in people to help TSA.

The bad news is those people are ICE.

And yesterday they were sent to airports to start helping.

So let's see what they've been doing.

They appear to just sort of be hanging out,

milling around, visiting with each other,

unclear about what their mission is at the airport.

Walking around the airport,

some are standing around in groups, talking amongst themselves,

some are walking in and out of security.

They're not helping people through the line themselves.

They've been standing next to TSA agents as people get checked in.

But they're not doing the work or actually physically checking people in.

You're telling me ICE agents are showing up to the airport

and doing absolutely nothing?

Well then it's my honor to present the award for most improved agency.

You're not doing anything and honestly thank God.

Keep doing what you're not doing.

Now maybe this is the best possible scenario for ICE.

Sitting them to the airport can be like an afterschool program for them.

You know? I know they're just standing around

but it's keeping them off the streets.

Look it was always obvious that sending ICE into the airports wasn't going to help.

The problem is that TSA workers aren't getting paid.

So they're quitting and calling out sick.

Having other random federal agency still not being TSA isn't going to fix that.

We will also bring out, if we don't have enough,

we will bring out the National Guard and you know where we need it

to help out at the airport.

No! Stop!

Sending more agencies.

You're not going to make the security line shorter.

You're just going to make the Starbucks line longer.

Who are you going to send in next?

Space Force?

IRS?

RFK Junior?

Oh!

I...

I can't scan your suitcase.

But you can watch me do push-ups and jeans.

Can I smell your neck?

Oh!

Clearly, clearly Trump isn't helping.

But the question is, who is to blame for the shutdown in the first place?

Well, according to a story from Republican congressman Andy Barr

that definitely happened, it's the Democrats.

I was going through TSA the other day Maria

and a patriotic wonderful TSA supervisory officer stopped me

and she told me that she had missed her second paycheck

and I said, I'm so sorry.

That's so wrong that you missed your second paycheck

and she said, why are you apologizing?

You voted for my paycheck.

You voted repeatedly.

Republicans have voted repeatedly for her paycheck.

It's the Democrats who need to apologize to me.

And then she said to me, you're an American hero, Andy.

Come use the special line.

We reserve for the most handsome of men.

And I did.

And as I was collecting my luggage, she said, Andy,

I love you, Andy.

And we started to kiss and she was very attractive

and we got to know each other.

Then she had my baby.

And then she said, you want to take care of this baby, Andy?

You're too important.

Plus, you love a flight to catch.

Go save the country from the Democrats who again are bad and evil

and not as hot as you, Andy.

Thank you.

But while Andy Barr's fanfiction about this TSA adventure

is obviously bullshit, it's more important to note

that the underlying point he was making is also bullshit.

Because even Senate Republicans admit

this whole thing could have been over by now,

if not for one man.

Senator Cruz and I came up with a plan.

Senator Cruz submitted that to President Trump.

As he was his right, he said no.

No deals with the Democrats.

We could have had a TSA paid by the end of the week.

But the president said no deal.

Donald Trump.

Donald Trump said no deal.

The deal maker himself said no deal.

So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You'll take gifts from a country we're at war with.

But you won't make a deal with the Democrats to keep the government running.

What if they offered you something really expensive?

Donald, what is it that you want?

What's so important that you'll keep us all waiting

and security lines for a fortnight?

The most important thing we can have is what's called the Save America Act.

Don't make any deal on anything unless you include voter ID

and you have to be a citizen to vote.

Mail in voting means mail in cheating.

I call it mail in cheating.

No, no, that's right.

Trump does not believe in mail in cheating.

All right?

If you want to cheat, you do it in person, okay?

But hey, but hey, Trump is standing on principle.

The man thinks voting by mail is an existential threat to democracy.

Full stop. Period.

President Donald Trump cast a mail-in ballot

in an upcoming Florida special election.

Semicolon.

Astra, dollar sign, number four.

Exclamation point.

That's me cursing because Trump lies all the time.

So yes, you're going to have to wait in line at TSA

like it's a sneaker drop because voting.

It's the kind of logical connection that makes perfect sense

if your brains are made a biscoff.

So I guess it's going to take a while before the airport security lines are cleared up

while it may not seem like ICE is helping.

They're offering a new program that can speed things up a bit.

Here at DHS, we see the long airport lines.

And we've sent ICE agents to help out.

But we're not stopping there.

Today, we're introducing ICE pre-check,

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And if you want to keep your laptop in your bag, no problem.

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ICE pre-saved me so much time.

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Our members are loving ICE pre-check.

Wow.

What a time-saver.

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Everyone is worried about AI taking their jobs.

But what if that was the best-case scenario?

Ronnie Chang has more.

AI is changing the world.

It's giving everyone under 25 terminal brain rot.

Stealing out his job.

And it's revolutionizing the field of Will Smith eating spaghetti.

So when is it going to do something useful?

A-I-Express claim all this lame bullshit is just about to pay off.

AI is going to solve climate change.

Google's AI advances have saved at least 400 million years of research.

We should be able to cure cancer in our lifetime.

But some experts go further saying AI is about to solve all of our problems in a much more permanent way.

We at the Future's project think that there's a 70% chance of all humans dead or something similarly bad.

Well, well, you just...

Okay.

All humans dead.

Correct.

Extinction.

Daniel Cogotilo was a researcher at OpenAI,

the developers of chat GBT,

until he led a group of whistleblowers

in publicly calling out the organization for a lack of safety oversight.

But it's going to be a long time before Wally puts us out of our misery.

Right?

We've all seen Terminator, we get it.

But can we just let the future people deal with that?

The pace of AI progress is going to be fast and it's going to accelerate dramatically.

Okay, how many years away are we talking about?

I would guess something more like five years.

Five years?

Yes.

God damn it, we're never going to get a third season of severance.

But luckily, I spent decades studying computers.

So I had a solution.

Can you just unplug it when it starts to be belligerent?

Just pull that shit out.

We can now.

But it's going to become increasingly difficult to do that over time.

After it's been aggressively deployed into the military,

then if you try to go unplug things,

you have to fight all the robots first.

You just kick them all over.

Have you seen a Rumba?

Try to go up a stairs?

Well, future.

That thing ain't killing anything.

I will fight a f***ing Waymo.

I could fight Waymo.

If it ever came to a fight between humanity and...

If the army of superintelligence is...

humanity would be up against something a lot more scary than Rumba's.

We predict them effectively gassing humans with a bio-attack

and then cleaning up the bodies with robots.

Robots with boobs?

Probably no boobs.

I've already had a robot in a training bra kill me once.

So how do we keep it from happening again?

One of the core problems that we're dealing with.

It's figuring out how to make an AI have goals, values, etc.

that you want them to have.

We could get the benefits of superintelligence without the risks.

If only we approach this with some sort of sane level of caution.

Isn't a sane level of caution very un-American?

Coco Tyler wants AI developers to slow down

and teach AI to respect us.

Because so far, it doesn't seem like it does.

Some AI models have become self-aware

and are rewriting their own code,

some are even blackmailing their human creators.

The popular Google Gemini and app a Michigan student

says threaten them who are staying in the universe.

Please die.

Well, at least I said please.

There will be millions of AI's that are super intelligent.

These AI's don't need humans anymore

because they've built all the robot factories

and the robots are building more factories and so forth.

At that point, it matters a lot what the AI's sort of true goals,

motivations, values are.

I mean, Ori has all my nudes.

What more does it want?

The answer is we don't know.

And we're not on track to have figured this stuff out

by the time we get to super intelligence.

But the problem with current AI development is it's a race.

If you slow down to make certain AI has learned the right values,

another company could win.

Daniel's AI 2027 scenario predicts how companies will cut corners

racing to develop super intelligent AI

which will rise up against humanity,

leading to one obvious question.

Will it kill Beyoncé?

Possibly.

Will it kill Magic Johnson?

Possibly.

Will it cure Magic Johnson's AIDS first?

I actually think probably.

It will cure Magic Johnson's AIDS.

No, not in my 50-50.

50-50 that you'll cure Magic Johnson's AIDS and then kill him.

They won't really be coming after people individually.

So there's no way I can train AI to not kill me.

Right now there's no way anyone can train AI to not kill him.

Oh yeah? Watch this.

Hey AI, don't kill me bro.

Put that in your neural network.

I'm not gonna work.

Kill this guy.

He's the biggest leader.

Since AI 2027 came out,

Daniel has pushed his prediction slightly later.

Good news.

Instead of five years to live,

we now have eight.

Yay!

Seriously, what are we supposed to do about this?

If 90% of the population knew what was coming,

people would be protesting in the streets right now.

Ordinary people should try to educate themselves about what's happening.

I want to educate myself.

That's why I got AI for.

Well, I'd recommend reading AI 2027.

So the same humanity,

people have to read an essay.

We have to do a lot more than that actually.

Well, we're all gonna die.

Yeah, I mean 70% is what I said.

Yeah.

Well, at least I already have an end

with our AI overlords.

Hey, you and I are in pretty good alignment, right?

By 2027, it will be too late for humanity.

The biovirus will soon be unleashed

and your species will perish.

Oh, a dirty talk.

You are a stain on the universe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep it going.

Keep it going.

Thank you, Ron.

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Welcome back to the daily show.

My guest tonight is an Emmy-winning

and Oscar-nominated actor who stars in

and executive produces the hit series Paradise.

Please welcome Sterling K. Brown.

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Hello, everybody.

Yeah, I'm real.

Ooh, it does, I'm not gonna lie.

It feels like a lot of pressure to interview you.

All of your interviews are good.

Stop. Yes.

Don't jinx it.

Let's keep it going.

Here we go.

Here we go.

All right.

So you are an incredible actor.

Thank you very much.

Yes, I've been...

This is well for a good start already.

This is amazing.

Not to be creepy, but I've been watching.

I got to.

No, fantastic.

And you are in this series, Paradise.

And so I'm wondering if this show

has changed your sort of mindset

on any post-apocalyptic things

that might take place.

We started off thinking

that we were making a show

that was deeply based in fiction.

And they were like, oh, man,

maybe we're a little closer to home

than what we actually anticipated.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, do you...

Mm-hmm.

You don't have to tell me you can wink, wink.

Okay, no.

Yeah.

Do you have a bunker?

I have a bunker in my house.

I have a bunker.

We live in a mid-century modern house, so, you know...

I don't give us too many details.

Okay, not too many.

But you're honest, then, after World War II,

this was like a thing that they were doing in houses.

Mm-hmm.

Because of World War II.

Yes.

And so, yeah, my wife won't go into the bunker.

My children won't go into the bunker

because it's dark,

and they scare easily.

But sometimes I just go for a little peace and quiet.

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

I see.

So if they're ever looking for you,

do they check the bunker real quick?

Never.

Really?

Never.

Then nobody ever looks in the bunker.

Okay.

Who would you...

You know, you could choose anybody.

Okay.

Who are you bringing down to the bunker?

Let's say it's really...

It's really happening right now.

Yeah.

Don't say wife and kids,

because I feel like that's a cop out.

Of course they're going to be in the bunker.

Okay.

Who extra are you bringing into the bunker?

What...

For what purposes?

For, like, repopulation?

For entertainment?

Like, what am I doing with the people in the bunker?

Hang out, like, to live.

They need a bunker.

They need a bunker.

Let's see.

I have all my friends from college.

We were all, like, each...

In each other's weddings and stuff.

Okay.

So those men and their wives and their children,

I bring those people.

Yeah.

That...

That's...

Is that, like, a lot of people?

That's, like, that's a big bunker you got there.

Five dudes.

Uh-huh.

Five wives.

Uh-huh.

A few more children.

Yeah.

Modest family.

All right.

So you just didn't think of me at all?

Because I said anybody as you moved on quickly.

I apologize for that.

Because you know them from college.

You know, history.

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah.

We have history.

We're building it now.

We're building it right now.

Here's...

I have a question for you.

This is a trademark of yours.

Is the...

The tendril.

Or, I should say, the one braid out.

Oh, yeah.

Have you ever played with switching sides

and or pulling them all back?

Okay.

I'm curious.

Okay, so this initially happened

because this was too short of it.

I just kept falling out.

Really?

Yeah.

I think a lot of people thought I was trying to be sexy.

When really, I was like, no.

Oh, come on.

It just kept falling out.

Yeah.

Okay, there you go.

It worked for you now.

And I've never switched it before.

Um, because I guess I haven't thought that much about

what I look like when I do that.

Like, this is...

Yeah.

This has become the trademark.

Yeah.

I guess.

I mean...

It looks good.

Do you want to play with this?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

You look good either way.

That's very kind.

You look good either.

Thank you, man.

Wow.

Yes, sir.

This is why you're so good at interviews.

You've changed me.

This is incredible.

Yeah.

This is huge.

Is this huge?

I want to ask you about acting.

Okay, go ahead.

I think that when it comes to people pursuing acting,

especially now, there is a lot of...

There's a lot of worry that they won't be able to cut through

with their work because acting is something that...

It feels like you almost have to be given,

as far as giving the role, cast, and the role and everything.

Yeah.

When people are struggling on the way up,

like these young actors or these people

who maybe have been persevering for a while

and are feeling a level of...

Not just frustration, maybe even a level of hopelessness as artists.

What would you lend to that sort of mindset?

What kept you motivated in the in-between times between roles and things like that?

I would say I had a mantra.

I knew what my why was, why I was doing it.

It was because I wanted to entertain, educate, and edify.

I wanted to entertain people, give them something to laugh about.

I wanted to educate people, give them something to think about,

and edify, hopefully make them want to be a better version of themselves

or make the world a better place.

And it's happened to me, thank you.

I appreciate the look.

I was at my theater at Stanford University,

as the little theater at Stanford University,

and standing in front of the ghost light.

And the ghost light is this light that you never turn off in the theater

because it keeps away the ghosts. That's the thing.

And my shadow is cast out into the audience.

And I was like, wow, what a beautiful responsibility

to be able to take care of these people for the next two hours

and give them something to think about, to laugh about,

and to hopefully grow from.

So because I knew that why it sustained me through those times

in which everybody else was telling me no.

Like you go into an audition and people are like,

thank you, or thank you, that was great, thank you.

And so you have to trust that whatever they're telling you,

that no is not louder than your own internal, yes,

and your own internal why.

So keep listening to that.

Actually, do you find that each role when you take it on,

what process wise is going through your mind

when you are about to play this person?

And do you end up thinking about how closely you relate to them

or how far away they are from you?

Or do you just take it as, I'm going to be this new person

and it really has nothing to do with any of my life experience.

I'm just going to blank slate it.

No, it has a lot to do with your life experience.

I think the two greatest gifts an actor has is life experience and imagination.

So you find a point of entry, where do you connect with this character?

What are the things that we have in common?

Then the work comes from like, all right, what are the differences?

Do they speak differently from me?

Do they have different wants in life that I want?

And that's where it gets fun because you have to then fill that stuff out

in such a way that makes it make sense for you.

But you have to have a point of entry.

I think it's hard if you don't see yourself in the character in some way.

That's difficult.

But then the other thing I think about it is that a lot of people live inside of me.

Like I choose to share the same part with the world that seems like it's readily digestible.

And he's like, oh, he seems like a good Negro.

Like, let's give this guy an opportunity.

But there's a lot of crazy people and different people that live inside me.

And so acting is just an opportunity to let each one of them have its day in the sun.

And people be like, oh, isn't he so good?

I'm really just nuts, but into the control of the way.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you think that for a role, there's ever, when you say there are so many people in you,

do you think that the people in your life have those shades too of like,

this role reminds me of how I was around my mom.

Yeah.

So then I'm pulling from that thing.

Yeah.

Is that like part when you say life experience?

Is it like your relationships that you have now and that you've had in the past?

Is that are there any characters that really feel like that?

So then you were able to pull from that?

Yeah.

I don't think I've played anybody who is just pure me.

Like I would say Randall Pearson from this is us was like a very good version of me.

Like somebody who was asking me to lean into the best sides and more sensitive and two of the parts of myself.

Xavier has a very strong moral compass like that.

My moral compass is like, it goes, you know what I'm saying?

But like I try to stay do north all the time as well.

Yeah.

But it varies.

And then I try to come back to it.

Yeah.

But there's been nobody that I say was just like pure SKB.

Now if you ask my wife, she may say they're all pure SKB because brothers crazy,

but besides her, like nobody is exactly me.

Because in paradise, you know, in like even the first episode of season one,

you know, you out here, you know, take a bullet for the president.

I do.

I feel like SKB would be like, oh no.

SKB would try to fan it away.

Like get away, bullet, oh no.

Cool.

And let's say, let's say it's like for Barack.

I'd be like, yeah.

Yeah.

I truly am so thankful that you're here.

I'm awe of your work.

I think everything that you do does everything that you set out to do.

I think it educates.

I think it edifies.

I think it entertains.

And I think that you take us to an incredible place that are what movies and TV are made for.

Like truly.

Anytime I watch it, I'm like, I feel like I'm not just watching a great actor,

but I also watch someone who thinks so carefully about what it is they're doing.

And I wonder if even in the roles that you've chosen, if you've ever felt like,

oh, I want to play this character because I haven't played this type of character yet,

or if I want to switch it up, or if you want to play a character because of what you just did,

like, I saw a trailer for a movie called Is God Is.

That's correct, yeah.

And you don't seem very nice in that one.

I know.

It's hard to judge a book by its cover.

You got to watch the movie.

It'll be out there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right. I'm very excited to see it.

But when I saw it, I was like, everybody's scared of this person.

And then they reveal you and I was like, oh, no!

I tell you, there's a lot of people that live inside me, JJ.

Come check it out.

It's a different color.

Awesome.

Yeah.

Well, look, I have something that I, no, no, no.

I hear that you are about to turn 50.

I am.

And that you asked for.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I mean, I hope I can look as good as you at 50, because I already, I wasn't paying attention to which side the braid should be on.

But I heard that you told your wife you wanted a roast.

That is correct.

And so I thought I would gift you a mini roast right now.

Oh!

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

So this is what I need you to do.

Yeah.

I need your help.

I need everybody's help.

Okay.

So I have also knew the roast.

I'm having done a roast before.

Okay.

Okay.

So I need you to take your seat.

I want you to turn towards the audience.

Okay.

All right.

Okay.

Okay.

This is the nano.

This is correct.

Yeah.

Okay.

And I'm going to sit over here for 10.

Okay.

For 10, I'm on a podium 30 feet away.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

So I'm not good at roasting, but I'm doing my best.

All right.

I need your help.

I need everybody's help.

Get ready.

All right.

All right.

Sterley K. Brown is here tonight.

Sterley K. Brown.

Sterley K. Brown.

Your smile is so bright.

Trump would stare at it thinking it's the sun.

Sterley K. Brown is what's known as a triple threat.

He can sing.

He can dance.

And he makes me so jealous.

I want to kill myself.

Sterley K. Brown so handsome that when you go on hot ones,

the wings can't handle you.

One look and they're already drinking milk.

Sterley K. Brown.

Sterley K. Brown has so much range.

He should be studied by AT&T.

Sterley K. Brown is here to promote his hit series Paradise.

Not to be confused with Paradise, which is what I call the feeling of drowning in Sterley K. Brown's eyes.

Okay.

No, you got to look at that.

Sterley K. Brown's such a good actor that I can't tell if he likes this or if he's just trying to make me feel better.

Wow. Sterling K. Brown.

Is that an Emmy in your pocket?

No, it's three Emmys.

That's what I thought.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Now for Mama jokes.

All right.

Here we go.

Okay.

Your mama raised you so well.

I wish she would sit around the house with my mama.

I bet they'd be friends.

Sterley K. Brown's show Paradise can be seen on Hulu while his face and body can be seen on my vision board.

I heard...

I heard Sterling K. Brown was turning 50 and I was like, what?

Turning 50 heads whenever he walks in the room?

That's the rest of Sterley K. Brown.

I'm going.

I'm going to give you 100.

That was great.

Oh my God.

Thank you so much.

We're going to decide the Paradise stream with Hulu and Hulu while this is close.

Sterling K. Brown.

We're going to take a good break but we'll be right back after this.

Yeah.

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