Trump's "Harmless Straits" and the CIA's Gay Ayatollah File

Tonight, Hillary Clinton balloons spotted in New York City to celebrate the Iran War,

with more attention paid to the Epstein Files, news of the elites starting to turn themselves,

with Bill making a failed attempt on Hillary's life due to a lack of buses in the area.

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to not get pushed by your spouse, and if purchasing your wife's perfect tits is worth her throwing you out of a picture.

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Tonight, we look at the Israeli right to rape.

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We interview him on why he's looking to be dead at 40.

Tonight, we celebrate cultural diversity, and here, from Asians at the Oscars.

I'd be liking you, baby.

For more Oscars coverage, we go to our field reporter.

I'm here, nowhere near the red carpet.

We were pretty much asked to leave, because nobody respects me, or what I'm doing.

But we're here outside the fence of the Oscars, and we've got a live feed of the outfits.

You know the important news.

Finding out what stuff pretty people are wearing that you can't afford and would look good in anyways.

That's what people care about.

But in terms of style trends, there were a lot of women dressed like birds.

It's like an ozemic thing. I lost all my curves, cover me in feathers.

And here we have some actress I don't know wearing the maximum amount of allowable side cleavage.

We salute you.

Not enough people are going for the side cleavage.

It's a better display of a natural tit.

Otherwise, someone can just push up their dumpster trucks and think they got nice boobs.

Next, we have another actress I've never heard of.

With the ideal look of instead of showing off your ass, you'd like to offer people an napkin.

And then we've got Mr. Wonderful.

A total embarrassment to bold men wearing an expensive card and reminding the world people only like middle-aged balls for their money.

Next, we have Pedro Pascal who wore this to remind men that Chanel is not for them.

And lastly, we have Tignitaro, the honorary lesbian mocking you for not having a hot girlfriend.

Because women that would be ugly men, in this case, what looks like an actually very aged Tom Cruise always have the hottest wives.

Not sure why you can pull tens if you go for your own and six is if you go for the opposite sex.

But if a higher power does exist and doesn't want us to be gay, he sure is rewarding mating within your own team.

So why you don't want to be with men, but then hook up with this. We'll never understand.

All right, what is up everybody? Welcome to a brand new episode of The Run Your Mouth Podcast.

It is a pleasure to be with you guys and I want to welcome everybody back to Trump's victory lap the never-ending sequel.

How much can one guy win?

We're going to cover it because there's no TDS here. There's no Trump derangement syndrome on this show.

And you know, thinking something's wrong over being lied to, that's for other channels because this channel will be an unrivaled celebration of all the winning that's happening.

This is a mark of an universe now. And if you don't want to be censored by the internet, you got to play ball.

And if I don't know about you guys, but personally, I've always liked paying more for gas that always to his credit.

I don't think we even have to NATO anymore. And I was sick of NATOing weren't you guys sick of NATOing?

And so, you know, I'm out here in the Middle East broadcasting live from the laundry room of the Gerald Ford, the massive ship, which I rain no damage to this thing.

Soldiers decided to start a fires that they wouldn't have to fight in the war, but don't worry. We didn't want those soldiers anyways.

Those were bad soldiers that they didn't want to fight. We'll get other people that do want to fight.

So let's get into it. We got a lot to cover today. And here's an exciting news story because you know, I ran supposedly they do have a new leader.

And let's get this up on screen producer man. Don't make, don't make me look like a dick bag here. We got a whole episode planned. Let's get, let's give the people the news.

And so first story of today is Trump briefed that Iran's new supreme leader, Majitoba Kamene. I don't know if it's pronounced that way.

Mojito Kamene is probably gay. And the president has priceless reaction. He laughed. We all know that that's what happened. He heard that and he started giggling like a small child.

But apparently the Iranian leader is gay. And how good is our military intelligence on everyone's sexual preferences? Do they have a folder on all of us? Are they basically just confirming that Epstein is real?

That there's some branch of our higher highest intelligence units that's keeping tabs on everybody's sexual preferences to ensure that they've got good information on these people.

It's like the day that Putin gets replaced. You know, some the CIA unit walks in with folders opens it up and their president's like, so what do you got for me? And they're like, he's into feet really into feet.

Not into kids, not into, you know, he doesn't really even cheat on his wife, but he does have women come over and he just puts their feet in his mouth.

Is that is that where we're finding out here? As for this man's relationship, it's, you know, because we're first finding out that he's gay and apparently our intelligence agencies have all of these kind of analytics on all the world leaders from everywhere across the planet.

And so in this case, in case you guys missed this story just to give you guys the details, apparently it was a real Romeo and Juliet story where he was groomed and raped by his tutor.

So basically, I guess his religious dad had him get a religious tutor and somehow that flourished into a beautiful relationship.

And so this was from the New York Post, US spy agencies do not have photographic evidence of Kamini's alleged alleged sexual attraction to men, but the sources insisted the tip is solid with one saying it was derived from the most protected sources that the government has.

So you mean Epstein, you mean that there's actually a sexual deviant monitoring unit and that guys our most protected source in Iran came forward with the intelligence also is this the same intelligence that was letting us know that they that they have a bomb is at the same intelligence unit.

And then this is also reported from the New York Post, New Iran Supreme Leader, we're just going to go with Mohito Kamini cheated death by seconds gruesome leaked audio claims.

And so here you have, I guess it was the sexual research squad squad and the audio was probably something like it's a good thing I'm hunched over and taking another butt right now and protected by these bombs that are blowing up.

And it almost seems like the Iran war might come down to sexual blackmail of if the Iranians can basically hack the Epstein files and get us the good information on Trump.

Or if maybe we can get footage of the new Ayatollah being completely and supremely gay and then broadcast that over their internet so that their country finally revolts and we can over topple wouldn't that be amazing if that's the way that we managed to topple this regime.

Is by letting the Iranian people know that their beloved sacred leader is in fact a supposing that this is true, you know, we don't actually know.

But it's coming from our intelligence agencies so you know it's got to be true the intelligence agency said it it's got to be true.

Now the latest from the Iranian wars we managed to take out another one of their high leaders. I think the guy's name is Ari Lungini.

I can't pronounce these names. That's that's not on me. That's on these people having goofball names.

But I bold prediction. All right, bold prediction on how this war ends is that we take out so much Iranian leadership. It basically just comes down to the janitor.

And then he has a real Charlie Day moment where he brokers a piece negotiation goes back to Iranian people and guys, I got us more mobs.

We're going to be a clean country again.

All right, let's continue. Let's see what else we got going on here. And here's Trump, you know, because we got great intelligence agencies around the world letting us know everyone's sexual preferences.

And we are going to have quite a bit of goofy Trump clips on this episode, because this man is spiraling, but we don't have trumped arrangement syndrome here. So really he's just celebrating his victory declaring everything no matter what happens to be exactly what he was looking for.

And we've got quite a few bunch of clips of Donald Trump hosting Troy trophies, because we don't have trumped arrangement syndrome here.

So it's not that our leader is spiraling out of control as he finally gets caught in all of his lies. By the way, is there ever a moment where Trump actually turns around and goes, whoops, that was my bad.

I fucked up on that one. What would have to happen for Trump to act like with the planet have to be nuked and he goes, I always wanted nuclear war. I always said nuclear war was the way that we need to move forward as a species.

Actually, we got rid of all the bad people now. It's only the good people, the strong people, the people that could survive nukes. I always wanted a nuclear planet. Look at me. I'm already already ready to go. I'm like a cockroach. I'm fine.

But like I said, we don't have trumped arrangement on this show. And so we're celebrating Donald Trump as he continues to take his victory lap.

And let's play some of the most recent footage of Donald Trump telling us about how well he's doing and how smart and a common sense the decision this war was.

And here's the clip.

Thank you. You were talking about Iran a couple of times today. And what they did after epic theory began. He said they get cutters out of the radio. You were wearing weight. Nobody expected that. We were shocked. Are you surprised that nobody briefed you at a time that that might be their retaliation?

No, but no, no, no, no, the greatest actress. Nobody thought they were going to hit. I wouldn't say friendly countries. We're like, no one realized they were as crazy as I am.

All right. So the same brilliant intelligence agencies that are reporting that their leader is gay. Apparently nobody foresaw that Iran would engage in a retaliatory tactics, including making this war a bigger mess and driving up oil cost.

There wasn't a single person in the entire government. I saw there was a rock fact check on this that some expert over at the financial times had predicted this, but nobody could have known.

The neutral. They were they lived with them for years.

Peter, they were going to take over the Middle East. They're going to knock out Israel with a nuclear weapon. But after our intelligence ages never saw a quagmire coming or that they might engage in retaliation to make this expensive.

But they did know for sure that they were about to take over the entire Middle East, which remember we in America live in the Middle East. And so that's a problem for us.

We knocked out their nuclear potential, their nuclear potential weapon. They started building missiles thousands of thousands of miss.

All right. Let's move on to the next one.

Uh, because I'm noticing that Donald Trump has a, a new tool, which is in real time, he realizes what I just said sounded stupid.

So here's why what I just said is right. Um, that's, uh, we, we, the late of last week, there was the example of it's a war for them.

Not for us though. We're not engaged in a war actually easier than expected. And as he just flies off the cuff, apparently no intelligence are planning whatsoever.

And that there was no one in the United States government that let him know, hey, you know, they might shut the straight of her moves. And if you bomb their oil, they might bomb other oil infrastructure.

Uh, but here is Donald Trump. And he's taking a new tactic in the way that he takes his victory lap and explains to us that he's winning, which is now he's going with you to talk. Roll the clip.

You mentioned the significant amount of oil that China derives in the Middle East. What is the status of your conversation with President Xi in terms of getting China to cooperate in terms of making the straight of hormones safe for those oil tankers.

Yeah. So China is a great example. They get 91% of their oil from the hormone straights, which we protected for years. And it always bothered me that we have these countries. Japan gets 95% of it's from the straights, the hormone straights.

And it always bothered me that we're protecting and we don't need them. We didn't need them before we started dig. We must dig me was that's the Trump policy of lots of oil.

And we did.

You guys catch that guy in real time. He corrects himself. He realizes dig. We must that doesn't make any sense. And he goes, that's actually our new policy. And this is the new Trump border. We must close.

Say, if I will make you Iran, we will destroy.

We're reaching the Donald Trump Yoda years where, you know, to in order to convince us that we're all on board the Donald Trump victory lap. He now will start talking like Yoda.

Now we did have our first actual resignation from this fellow Joe Kent, never heard of him before. But, you know, the second someone takes the exact side that you want that all of a sudden you're a big fan of them.

And so you've got Joe Kent stepping down and saying the darkest of the conspiracies on the internet. Sadly, we have fallen victim to even individuals in our own government watching too much fake news and falling victims to the biggest conspiracies on the internet.

And so this is from the hill. And this was a quote from Joe Kent. I cannot in good conscious support the ongoing war in Iran. I ran pose no imminent threat to our nation. And it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel.

And it's powerful American lobby Kent wrote, Kent shared a letter addressed to Trump stating that while he supports the values and the foreign policies that you campaigned on in 2016.

2020 and 2020 for a disagreed with the president's decision to launch the Iran operation. I pray that you reflect reflect upon what we are doing in Iran and who we are doing it for the time for bold action is now.

You can reverse course and chart a new path for our nation or you can allow us to slip further toward declining chaos. You hold the cards. He wrote.

And now this should probably concern you, but this guy's actual title was the director of the national counter terrorism center, which does that make you feel good about incoming threats.

Does it make you feel good when the director of the national counter terror terrorism center is like, I don't know that I want to be around for this ride. Not sure I want to be around for how this one plays out.

And we all knew Donald Trump is going to turn around ago. I was going to fire that guy anyways, watching too much fake news that Joe Kent is.

Apparently there's some clips earlier on of Joe Kent pushing for bombing Iran, but they don't they'll take something. He's he's resigning. He's saying that we did this on behalf of Israel and that this is not a good idea for the American people.

And now we get to see how Tulsi got Gabber is going to respond. I think she's in front of Congress today. So I'm sure we'll have some clips on that in the next episode.

And we'll see how much soul is left in our eyeballs. We'll see if she's all the sudden got those sharp guys of cash Patel. And if maybe her family has been threatened as well.

That would be the best is if she comes out and she's got the Dan Bongino hair. She's starting to look like diaper face himself with just the receding hairline that he wants to pretend like that was always the line.

I don't know why I'm doing him as Trump. And here's the actual response of Trump to Joe Kent leaving assuming there's a video here. I guess we're going to find out. I guess that video did not get inserted, but of course Trump once again declared victory.

You know, director of national intelligence is leaving. And so Trump's response is of course, well, we don't want the losers in our government anyways. Good. They're self-deleting. Now I only have people who realize how victorious I'm being.

And why is this on the way?

He just resigned today. He said he can't support your conflict with Iran. What's your reaction to that? And did you?

Well, I read his statement. I always thought he was weak on security, very weak on security. I didn't know him well, but I thought he seemed like a pretty nice guy.

But when I ran a statement, I realized that it's a good thing that he's out because he said that Iran was not a threat.

Iran was a threat every country realized what a threat Iran was. The question is whether or not they wanted to do something about it.

And many people, many of the greatest military scholars are saying for years that President should have taken out Iran because they wanted a nuclear weapon.

They were if we didn't do the attack or if I'll go a step.

So once again, we've already explained the way Trump 5D chess works, which is no matter what happens, you declare that to be the right thing and that you're victorious for it happening.

And so in this case, he's lucky that the losers are self-deleting. And now you've had a little bit of chaos of Donald Trump at first saying we don't want anybody's help in this war.

And then turning around and going, hey, you know, we could probably use some ships right now because ours are out of commission.

If you guys can help us secure the straight of her mues, which I guess there's a lot of chatter about the asymmetric warfare.

And whether or not they would even be able to secure the straight of her mues because you can always have some terrorists still sticking around dropping minds in there or, you know, got their rocket launchers.

And so they're taking out the boats. And so if the war comes down to Iran regime surviving and just keeping the her mues straight to punish all of us for, you know, stirring up shit with them, I think that it's a difficult task.

Even though Donald Trump's talking about taking over the her mues, I guess there's going to be the question of if he does take it over how easily can you secure that asset where it's not just too risky for boats to cross through because there's the occasional mine in it.

But the NATO countries are turning down getting involved in this.

There's some chatter that before the war they were warning Donald Trump that this was not a good idea, but I might have just seen that in the headline and be pulling it out of my ass.

But this is from the New York Times. This is not our war. We did not start it.

Boris Pistores, Germany's defense minister said yesterday, calling for diplomatic solution instead. Prime Minister Ken Starmer of Britain said his country will not be drawn into the wider war with Iran.

The French foreign minister said much the same. And the Polish foreign minister said that his nation has also rolled out sending forces into the conflict.

They're like, dude, we still got to deal with this Russia thing. We can't be getting involved with this. This one's totally out of order. We're going to come back to that later.

Someone in the chat remind me that we got to come back to slide number 10 to delve into apparently a new interest in Doge. And I'll take some comments shortly.

But now we've got Donald Trump. Remember he's on a victory lap here. And part of his victory lap is in recognizing that Mark Levin is supposed to be the voice of the Republican party because the way that Maga works now, it's whatever Trump's mood is that day.

Whoever's completely in agreement with Trump's mood of the day, anybody who's not in complete or agreement is an idiot and Donald Trump never liked him doesn't know why anyone listens to them and they have failed ratings anyways.

But if you're an absolute agreement with Trump in whatever whichever version of psychotic Trump shows up that day, then your Donald Trump's best friend. And so as Donald Trump embarks on this war on behalf of Israel, suddenly people that hated Donald Trump

are now Donald Trump's greatest allies and best of friends and the people that we all need to be listening to.

So listen, it's a longer tweet and we are going to be delving into quite a few of Trump stuff, but there's going to be a lot of other people in the media who are telling you that this is Donald Trump spiraling out.

And on this show, we don't have Trump derangement syndrome. And so we're trying to celebrate just how much of a victory lap Donald Trump is taking here.

And I think that all this information is relevant and important. So let's read this is Donald Trump praising Mark Levin.

Mark Levin, a truly great American patriot is somewhat under siege by the other people with far less intellect capability and love for our country.

Mark is tough strong and brilliant. Hence the nickname, the great one conceived by our mega friend, the wonderful Sean Hannity after years of dealing with Mark and legal media and other capacities.

Mark would often do Sean show speaking as a lawyer. I'm just going to skip ahead.

Mark Levin only cares and only wants one thing greatness and success for America. Those that speak of ill of Mark will quickly fall by the wayside because we're going to censor the entire internet.

You're only going to be able to listen to the news that we want you to hear. All right.

That speak ill of Mark will quickly fall to the wayside as do the people whose ideas, policies and footings are not sound. They are not mega.

I am and mag includes not allowing Iran a sick-demented and violent terrorist regime to have a nuclear weapon.

All right. Now here's a here's my thought. You know, I already said it kind of just feels like right that Donald Trump is here for the end of the world.

And I used to listen to Mark Levin occasionally in the car in high school. And it's just if you listen, you can't watch the guy.

All right. You can't watch Mark Levin.

But if you're just listening to Mark Levin through your radio and he's been preaching the Iran war all the way back since I was in high school.

It just felt like you were in that our reality was a movie and that was supposed to be the voice of the dystopian regime that you were supposed to hear.

If you were going to turn on talk radio, the sound of Mark Levin is just kind of.

It's like picture perfect of what you're supposed to be hearing through your radio.

And so, you know, if we do end up with a full Donald Trump dictatorship in the end of the world, there's just something that I think fits this.

Whatever the structure of our universe is, there's something that just makes sense to me that Mark Levin would be the voice for the end of the world in the simulation that we live in that every time the only media that you could be able to get is Mark Levin on the radio.

And our president is saving you. Everyone in the world is trying to kill you.

But thanks to our president and his might instiguring the channels of the internet and doing what no other president could do, keeping the cowards from complaining.

We all now can do the heroic thing of standing on bread lines waiting for our job a lot of things waiting for the president who stands by our constitution to send you to Iran to fight on behalf of Israel.

Look forward to it guys as the Donald Trump victory lap continues.

It's only a matter of time before you never you never needed to drive a car anyways.

I promised you I'd get you a job sure it might be out and I ran dying in a ditch.

But this is where we're going.

We're going internet censorship and full praise of Mark Levin the greatest American patriot of all time because who has spent more time on the radio telling us about how we have to go to war.

Oh, and here's more on on on Donald Trump and the potential for internet censorship because all of us are being brainwashed by fake news.

You know, there was a time when I was all on board, Donald Trump complaining about fake news and there is a lot of fake news out there and there's a lot of people that didn't real dirty.

But then there's also Donald Trump getting up after winning an election and pretending that more people showed up to his inauguration than anybody else.

There's also the guy who claimed he won an election.

You know, a kind of ways.

If anything, Donald Trump was lucky that the news was as dirty as it was that he was able to live in a universe where everything's so gray.

And so you've got what Donald Trump said versus the bullshit of the way that the media wants to lie and report it.

But you know, some of the stuff that he's criticizing, I don't think is actually fake news.

And now we've got Donald Trump preaching to us that Iran is actually the masters of media manipulation.

Remember this little tiny country that we've completely defeated.

We've already won a war against.

They're not a threat.

They're not in the, you know, that they were going to build become a nuclear power, but we took care of it in no time.

Of course, they're so good at media manipulation that they couldn't actually explain to us that they didn't want a bomb.

So, you know, you got, you got a bit of a contradiction there that you've got footage of the eye.

I mean, you got claims that the eye atola was religious leader with the decree against a bomb.

But they weren't good enough against many, medium manipulation to convince everyone that Netanyahu was lying to you when he was up there since the 90s telling you that he was that they were two weeks away from a bomb.

But here we've got Donald Trump, you know, we all got to be listening to Mark Levin and stop listening to the rest of the media companies or Tucker Carlson's everybody else.

They've been brainwashed by Iran.

And here's the clip from Trump.

Like, Iran has been.

So, they put out phone before they started the kamikaze boats.

The kamikaze boats don't exist.

They're fake.

And you can almost see that when you look at them, they look straight here.

Because if they didn't exist, we hit them just like we hit on the boats all over the place.

But they don't exist. In fact, some of the people say, where are the boats?

Well, how come nobody's seen the bus?

You know why? Because it's AI generated.

It's fake. And I found that it realizes before they restart it.

But Iran is known for a lot of fake news and they deal with our fake news.

And I actually think it's pretty criminal because our media companies who have no credibility whatsoever

are putting out information that they know is false.

Guys, we're engaging or witnessing treason at the highest level.

That Donald Trump is trying to take a victory lap for all the winning that he's doing.

And sadly, our media companies, even though if you turn on Fox,

I think they're doing nothing but supporting and praising this war.

But a lot of the other media companies are apparently coordinating with Iran

and broadcasting Iranian fake media directly to the American people.

I mean, that nearly sounds treasonous to me.

We're winning a war over here and everyone's telling you otherwise.

All right. And then here was another.

Remember, it's not a crash out. It's a victory lap.

But here's Donald Trump with one of his longer tweets.

Letting us know just how victimized the American people are by Iranian fake media.

Donald Trump, Iran is long been known as masters of media manipulation and public relations.

That's all we all knew them.

Before this war, we went in going, wow, we really suffer in this country

from an abundance of Iranian propaganda,

which is why the American public has always stood behind this regime

and, you know, taken aim at Israel and seen their terrorist proxies in the region

just as valid armies opposing Israel.

We all know before this war, this was widely known by all the American people

that clearly the Iranian regime was masters of media manipulation and public relations,

which is why the entire general American public has been longstanding Iranian supporters.

Let's continue, continue.

They are military ineffective and weak, but are really good at feeding the very appreciative fake news media false information.

Now AI has become another disinformation weapon that Iran uses quite well

considering they are being annihilated by the day.

They showed phony kamikaze boats shooting at various ships at sea,

which looks wonderful, powerful and vicious, but these boats boats don't exist.

It's all false information to show how tough they're already defeated militaries.

The five U.S. refueling planes that were supposedly struck down and badly damaged

according to the Wall Street Journal also false reporting and others all are in service

with the exceptional one, which will soon be the flying the skies building the ships

that are shown to be on fire or not.

It's fake news generated by AI.

For instance, Iran working in close coordination with the fake Lincoln air,

crack, Harry or one of the largest most prestigious ships in the world burning uncontrollably in the ocean.

Not only was not burning, it was not even shot at Iran.

It was far better than to do that.

Yes, we're in the middle of a war with Iran and Iran knows far better than to even attempt to strike our boats.

What are we going to do fight more war with them?

The store was knowingly, all right, I've had enough for reading this.

You guys get the point.

All right, and here's one more clip.

And then we'll take some comments.

So I can fully understand what they're not doing.

One other thing that was AI generated,

they showed about 250,000 people in a square,

saying how much they love comedy.

Totally AI generated.

It never took place.

The media knew it didn't take place.

But they built it up like they have great support.

They don't have support.

And that whole rally that they had three days ago, four days ago,

that they said was fake.

It was AI generated.

AI could be very dangerous.

I have to be very careful with it.

But the rally, because I was actually surprised to see,

because I don't know how much it there,

the people hate this thing.

It's like he's...

This is after the inauguration where he said,

largest crowds, anyone's ever seen.

That's what's going on right now.

It doesn't matter what you see if it's not in line

with the Donald Trump victory lap, it's fake news.

I mean, no one supports the regime,

which is why they're actively trying to overthrow them.

And if you see pictures of these people

in the street celebrating the regime,

it's because those people are trying to trick the regime

into thinking that they do support the regime.

But really, they're just waiting for us to bomb more

of their infrastructure that they will probably need

in order to survive after the war.

But really, they're all on our side.

Don't believe anything you see.

And if it looks really bad, just assume it's AI.

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And I think I got one more clip from Donald Trump.

No, we got the NATO topic.

All right, before we get into the NATO topic,

why don't we take some comments here?

We've got Sarah S.

AI BB didn't hear Trump say anything about that.

Yeah, not bad.

BB's AI video was hilarious too.

I wish I could do live polling.

How many of us think that BB Netanyahu is alive

and how many people think he's dead?

I'm somewhat neutral flip a coin on the topic,

but we are going to play the video with Mike Huckabee in a bit,

and it does seem odd.

Students 17, 16, 25.

Trump wants just to have a good time

and get his way.

No care about what's really beneficial to us

and what is up and what is down.

Yeah, I don't really agree with you on that.

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TJ Hawthorne, are you back in Brian

with McWilliams basement again or visiting Tel Aviv?

Looks like your background has been bombed.

No, I'm aboard the US boat,

which has sustained heavy fires,

but it's not because I ran,

has the capability of striking our boats with missiles.

They would know better to then to even try and attack us.

It's just that our military gears and such disrepair

and we've kept our sailors at sea so long

they're engaging in mutiny,

that doesn't mean we're losing the war,

doesn't mean we didn't plan for the war,

doesn't mean we don't have the best and most capable army

in the entire world.

It's really just a showcase of how much we're winning

that our own soldiers and boats don't have to partake in the war

and other armies still just know not even to touch us

because that's how much we're winning.

All right, Jeremy Dahl,

Twitter is so obscured with AI and bots on all sides.

I can't tell what's real.

I agree with you on that.

All right, guys, I got a special guest

before we get into the topic of NATO

and whether or not we don't have to NATO anymore

because we were doing this for China, guys.

Remember, China's the enemy.

We don't even get our oil from Iran.

China gets 90% of its oil out of Iran

and we were just trying to do a nice gesture

for the country that we keep hearing that we're at war with.

If these other countries aren't going to step up their game

which might be the out,

we're going to listen.

I'm ADDing.

I got a guest we're going to bring on in a second.

But that might be Donald Trump's out

is doing a couple more bombings

and then just turn around and go,

you guys want the straights, you can have it.

But we got Bobby the Pink,

who's running reconnaissance,

living in the elite circles,

just met Zuckerberg and some other of the elites.

I got to figure out the other view here

to get both of us on.

But Bobby, welcome to the show.

It's nice to see you.

I don't know if you have sound.

Are you plugged in?

Let's go.

I'm running a professional operation here.

I fired, I fired, produced some in.

You're, you're, you're looking like, uh, like a Jedi Knight.

But, uh, at the moment,

I don't have any sound for you, pal.

Don't make me have to add it later.

I'm just going to keep talking

until you figure this out

because I do not want to have to make an edit

at a later time.

You don't, you don't got any sound, dude.

I'll tell you, I'll tell you what.

Bobby the Pink, the fans love you.

They're already in the chat.

They're saying, Bobby, the Bank is the man.

I want my sheets.

I want to hear what's next.

I'm going to continue with the NATO topic.

Why don't?

Oh, there you go.

Nothing.

No, no, we got sound now.

Welcome to the show.

It's a pleasure to have you, buddy.

I love it.

Thank you so much for having me.

I appreciate you giving me the time to come on here.

And yeah.

Um, it's crazy right now, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, you, uh, how, how long were you in Iraq for?

I mean, that's the origin story of sheath was that they, uh,

sent you out there with bad underwear.

Your, your legs were burning alive and so you invented sheath

within your time in Iraq.

How long, uh, how long did you serve out there for?

About 14 months.

It was two tours separate.

And then there were both seven months each because my job was pretty gnarly

so they didn't keep us there for over over six months, actually.

So when you go in, you first you go to Kuwait and you, you sit in a port

or whatever for about two weeks, then you go to Iraq for your six months

and you go back to Kuwait for two weeks and then you come back home.

And, uh, when you were out there, uh, because, you know,

I know the way that the military works, they find these, uh,

they find the, the, the, the, the downtrodden before they engage in successful,

uh, careers and they promise them a vision of hope and that you're

going to serve your country.

And then I, from what I've heard from soldiers, sometimes they get over there

and realize, oh, wow, this thing's really a racket.

How soon into being in Iraq, were you like, oh my God, what am I doing here?

This, this is not benefiting our country.

Uh, the first tour was, it was so busy that I didn't really have time to think

about anything like that.

And people were dying like left and right all around me.

So it was pretty intense.

But on the second tour, I realized that, and this was by 2008,

that something was amiss and we're just like wasting all this money,

sitting over there doing nothing.

And it occurred to me that just like this was a money grab, I guess.

And, and I think a lot of soldiers come to that conclusion.

The ones that get out for sure.

Which is like, what was that all about?

There was no weapons of mass destruction.

You know, we're not liberating these people.

We're killing them.

They were causing trauma to families and for generations, you know.

And it was, you know, you see these mothers coming to find their dead children

or husbands or brothers or whatever.

And they're like screaming and agony when they see that the body before them

is their loved one.

And it's pretty brutal.

All right.

Well, that took a grim turn.

But you know, it's important.

No, it's important to confront reality.

And most of myself.

And I think a lot of the people that listen to this show are fortunate enough to not have,

you know, not, not have engaged in military service and not have to.

It's nice to live a life where you don't have to have these things rattling around in your brain.

You know what I mean?

Like, I think that's almost a privilege.

So listen, we support all of our soldiers.

We thank them for our service and we're also have gratitude for, you know,

not having to have lived those experiences on a more positive.

I'm still in therapy.

I'm still in therapy.

Just so you know, but anyways, let's get to a more positive.

Can I tell you the, there was this great.

I wouldn't call it a great show, but I enjoyed it.

I'm a sucker for a good romcom.

There was a show on FX called You're the Worst.

Do you ever see that?

I enjoyed a lot.

And there's this, there's a little bit of a two episodes where like they really showcase

one of the characters served in Iraq and he has PTSD.

And just brilliant filmmaking where they did like two episodes back to back.

And one of them was, because he's like spiraling out of control.

So like the first episode is just the episode through everyone else's like characters lens.

And then the next episode is kind of through his lenses.

He's experiencing PTSD and was brilliant filmmaking.

But there was one line where he was, he's like talking to another soldier.

And you know, listen, I don't read books all that often.

So sometimes TV dialogue really speaks to me.

And I just thought that this line, I was like, oh, that kind of makes sense.

And he said, the reason why you have PTSD is because they teach you how to be a killer,

but they don't teach you how to turn that off.

And I think there is something too.

If you've experienced kind of life through the lens of like, oh, in a certain environment,

I will kill this person.

And then you just go back to like regular life where it's stable and calm.

You're just kind of out of place because you realize like how fragile like that calmness is

and that you just got to like, it only takes a couple turns before you realize,

oh, that guy could be trying to kill me and I need to kill him.

Yeah, life can get really weird and twisted pretty quick.

Which is why you got to wear your sheets and be prepared.

You never know when you're going to have to run real fast.

And the last thing you want to do is be in this doomsday scenario

where your legs are chafing together.

So five of them make firstly is tell me where were you that you managed to?

Maybe I'm not supposed to be spilling this information,

but he texted me that you recently met Rogan.

You met Zuckerberg and you're really you're climbing the social ladder here.

Still paying us a video, a visit from our dirty laundry room.

But what was the occasion that you got to meet all these fine people?

Well, I always like to come back down to the slogans with the with the real folks,

but I was actually I got invited to the.

Okay, the BMF I slept like shit last night.

It was the worst night of sleep, but again, thank you for having me on here.

Okay, so Corey Sanhagen invited me as his plus one.

He's like the number four.

Bannemweight fighter in the world.

We did a friend with him.

He was fun.

Oh, yeah.

And he came out.

He came out to the shows.

We didn't.

Yes.

With, uh, yeah, with Dave.

Yeah, yeah, we had a little quick lunch.

So, and I was able, so I was able to introduce Corey to Dave and you in Denver,

but in Vegas last weekend, he invited me.

And so we, I'll keep the story kind of short, because there's a lot of like drama that led up to this.

But I ended up getting to the weigh-ins with him.

Okay.

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And I see Tony Hengecliff over in this in the corner.

And it's like this, this warehouse spread out with like, you got a couple people here, Megan O'Levy, a couple fighters over there.

But it was not like this crowd space.

And, but I see Tony Hengecliff.

He's talking to someone and I'm with Corey, but I'm like, I know Tony.

I talk to Tony.

And so I go talk to Tony, tap him on the shoulder, break up his conversation.

Very polite of me.

But he turns to me, doesn't know who I am.

But he's like, hi, I'm Tony.

And I said, it's me, Bobby from Sheath.

And he's like, oh, Bobby.

Or yeah, whatever.

And then he showed me, he was wearing sheath.

Oh, that rules.

That's awesome.

It was, it was so cool.

So Tony Hengecliff is wearing sheath.

So me as a systems number, I'm gonna.

You know, I sent him like 30 pairs last the last week.

And, then you know, oh, and I was able to startups Tony to

Corey, which was cool, because that makes me look cool.

And they're both fans of each other.

And so they kind of exchange pleasantries.

And then we step aside for a few minutes, and then I see Rogan talking to Tony.

And so I get my phone out and I take a little quick,

quick little six second video just because I'm in the fuckin'

same room with Joe Rogan.

It was the coolest thing ever.

And then him and Cory make eye contact.

So Cory, our Rogan walks over to Cory

and starts talking to him about the White House card

and whether or not he's going to be fighting sugar

Sean O'Malley and I chimed in and the Cory's like,

this is my friend Bobby and Rogan right there.

We're like, this close.

He's nice to meet you, nice to meet you, man.

Shook hands and we talked for another minute or so

and then parted ways and he said nice to meet you again.

So he said like, 10 words to me.

That's pretty good.

Super cool, giant hands.

Giant hands like these giant gorilla hands.

And so then we like went to go to the weigh-ins

and as we're walking, I'm like,

that was the fucking coolest thing that's ever happened to me.

And for some reason, my phone had gone off in my pocket,

like started recording just black,

but you can hear the audio of him saying,

nice to meet you, man, and whatever.

So that was cool.

We walk into the arena.

I make that your alarm clock every morning

when you wake up, the voice alarm

and saying nice to meet you.

It's a little muffled.

I'll have to increase the sound,

but that's a funny idea and I'll have to do that.

Give me some motivation because it was literal.

I was like so electrified

after just meeting this man.

Walk into the weigh-ins and like,

it's just this amazing production.

And Johanna, you on J-Check,

you guys probably don't know her,

but she's one of the best female fighters in the world.

She was sitting right behind me and I'm like,

oh my God, she's right here.

Then she starts choking me out

and I got that on video and that was fun.

And that was kind of that night.

And this was the whole highlight, just meeting Rogan.

But the next night we go to the actual fights.

We're sitting in the second row

and I see my fucking Zuckerberg,

like the third richest man on the planet

or whatever walking by

and he makes eye contact with a quarry

and walks over to shake his hand.

And I just like, I was like,

you got to stick my hand too, dude.

I shook his hand.

It didn't really say anything.

I mean, we probably made eye contact

because it was like if that was like a walk by a hand shake,

soft hands, little computer hands.

And he was, I thought he was taller.

Is this how you judge all men

is by the fabric of their hands?

It's a big deal.

Yeah.

It's the only thing I have to base.

Do you have any notes on my hands?

What are my hands like, Bobby the Bank?

You have good, strong, normal masculine hands.

Okay, thank you.

Thank you.

I appreciate that.

All right.

And I met so many other people,

but we don't have to get into it.

Those two were the most notable

and it was one of the coolest weekends I've ever had.

That is cool.

Well, one day you're going to be back on that mat

and you're going to have the sheath, the sheath plane

and I will impose on free UFC tickets

and take a flight with you.

Before I let you go, tell us the latest

and greatest from sheath, I could use a care package.

I would love to, I'll get you one out.

Let me make a note and we have the elements here

that we released our elements collection.

It's earth, fire, water, ether, air.

And those are going really fast.

If you wear all of them at the same time,

do you turn into Captain Planet?

It's the avatar, the last airbender you turn into.

God, just kidding.

One of those two.

Your choice.

Don't say that on air.

You might get sued by the avatar people.

It was totally independently inspired.

It was, and yeah, you'll be Abba, Ang, Zuko.

Anyways, I love the last airbender.

It's a great cartoon.

And we've got to, we got junior toxicity,

plug in the socks here, saying sheath makes great socks.

Thank you.

I love the socks.

Thank you, junior toxicity.

So we have what's going on right now on our site

is called pouch madness.

And it's kind of like a playoff of March madness.

And it's up to 50% off, the stuff that's 50% off

is stuff that we're trying to get rid of.

But everything is discounted.

And you can still use a code.

So use the code RYM to get that additional 20%.

Well, that's wild, 70% off.

That's quite the savings there, Bobby, the bank.

Some of the things we're just, we're trying to make space.

We got a huge shipments coming in.

We're really gearing up for the rest of this year.

We're trying to make this our biggest year ever.

And a lot of new designs, a lot of fun patterns.

And you'll like it.

This is going to be the best year of Sheath designs.

And after the whole Terra Fiasco last year,

we ran out of a lot of inventories.

So the last few months have been really hard to,

we just didn't have many options to provide.

Are you going to get that Terraf money back?

That's a great question.

I did get an email from my customs broker.

And we had to fill out some paperwork

to apply for refund.

And then I asked her a subsequent question

about like how that might look and when it might be coming.

And she's like, oh, well, they haven't even

told us what the process is going to look like.

So they should get that information in like 45 days.

And that was about a week or two ago.

Hey, if you get that Terraf money back,

I think you should put it into porches.

That's what I say.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

We're going to apply it to porches

for the hobby that's shown to comedy.

There you go.

All right.

I'm going to send you a, yeah.

I'm sending you a Care Pack.

Care Pack.

And do you have a hoodie?

Probably not.

Send it my way.

I'll wear the hoodie.

Yeah, I got a truck down that blue hat.

I was running that blue hat for a while.

Yeah, the blue hat.

This one?

Yes, sir.

The light blue.

No, I had the trucker one.

All right.

I want to get into the NATO stuff.

Always a pleasure, guys.

That is breaking news from sheath.

Super discounted 50% off on some of the old stock.

And you can still use my promo code RYM for an additional,

I think 20% off.

So you're picking that stuff up for $0.30 on the dollar.

That's a, that's how you show it to Trump and survive

in this inflationary economy, you know?

That might be cheaper than oil.

You might be able to buy sheaths and shove them into your gas tank

and just get your car going by lighting the sheaths on fire.

Probably don't do that.

I don't recommend it.

I don't recommend exploding your car with sheath underwear,

but there might be an insurance put them on.

Yeah, put it on.

Put it on and show off your junk to your lady.

All right.

We're going to get back into the show.

Always a pleasure.

Thank you, Bob of the bank.

Thank you for having me.

Bye, everyone.

All right.

So let's, let's get back into the latest from Iran,

which I got to change producer man.

Let's go get the stuff up on the board.

All right.

So we had Donald Trump's having a problem with their Hermues straight.

So he turns around and he says,

NATO is facing a very bad future of countries.

Don't help with the straight of Hermues.

But then of course he goes, I didn't want them.

They should help.

We don't need their help.

I was going to let them take part in the winning,

but if they don't want to be a part of the victory, so be it.

And here we might actually have our off ramp from the Iran war.

Not that I think this is going to happen,

but you know, Donald Trump started with,

we don't need the UK boats we're doing fine.

Then he realized, you know what?

Maybe we could actually use some boats.

Our hours are currently on fire

because our sailors don't want to be in this war.

Then the other countries turn around and said,

sorry, we cannot support you guys in this war.

And now Donald Trump is threatening.

I wonder what would happen if we finished off

what's left of the Iranian terror state

and let the countries that use it,

we don't want to be responsible for the code salts that use it.

We don't want to be, but we don't want to be responsible

for the so-called straight.

That would get some of our non-responsive allies

in gear and fast, which I think is basically threatening.

We're going to claim that we, one in Iran,

we defeated the regime and you guys can sort out the straight

because you guys need it more than we do,

which also, maybe these other countries

can come in with better diplomacy,

although I don't really see that working

because if they go, hey, we're going to make sure

that America doesn't attack you guys again.

I don't think that they're going to believe

that Europe has the ability to persuade us

not to do what Bebe Netanyahu wants us to do.

All right, and now we've got a couple more clips

and then we're going to go to the paywall,

but here is Donald Trump addressing whether or not

he's comfortable with sending boots into Iran

and whether or not it's okay if it becomes a quagmire.

Let's roll the clip.

And it's a pleasure.

Let's present Iran because the Iranian regime

has filled sky news.

If you put boots on the ground in Iran,

it will be another Vietnam.

Are you afraid of that?

No, I'm not afraid of, I really not afraid of anything.

Mr. President, Mr. President.

There you go.

It doesn't matter what happens, it will be winning.

All right, and so here's just like the latest

on how the war is playing out.

First, we've got the military just dropped

one of their giant bombs near the Strait of Hormuz

claiming to have taken out another weapons depot.

Once again, we've already won and destroyed

everything worth destroying.

So I'm not really sure why we needed to hit this target,

but that's the latest is that we're hitting targets.

There's also a major escalation as Israel took out

gigantic natural gas infrastructure within Iran.

And Iran is now vowing to strike back

at energy infrastructure in other countries.

This once again, it plays into the asymmetric warfare

of that the regime just needs to survive

and continue to make this costly

and to keep the Strait of Hormuz closed,

which apparently they don't even need much of a military

in order to do.

And then we've got details on fire of US Navy's largest carrier,

much worse than previously known,

which the boat I think is currently out of commission

being repaired.

And there's talk that it was actually mutiny

that over the clogged toilets and everything else

that this boat has been deployed so long

that sailors on board the boat engaged in this fire.

But once again, that's not the Iranians hitting us.

We're winning this war.

It's just our own soldiers that don't want to fight it.

But greatest military ever and it's going perfectly

the best it could go.

All right, a couple more topics.

Trump on taking Cuba, I can do anything I want with it.

So the Iran war is not enough heat for Donald Trump.

He currently still wants to take over Cuba.

I think all the electricity is currently out in the country.

And what do you guys think Trump might do with Cuba?

You think maybe I'll just put a giant gold Trump sign on it

or declare Greenland and go,

I told you guys I would take Greenland.

I think the best was he should make a show of it

and just do a bombing of boots onto the country

and then go, look, boots on the ground.

I got you again, not that big of a deal.

Boots all over the place.

There's nothing on the ground there but boots.

I told you guys, he's the doll hair presidency.

All right, and now let's watch the video

of Mike Huckabee hanging out with Netanyahu.

And I don't know if this is AI or not,

but it is incredibly awkward.

And it might just be because Huckabee's got a bit of like a Winnie the Pooh

type ambiance to him.

And we're clearly being, you know,

this is government generated propaganda to show the friendship

between Netanyahu and Huckabee.

Even Netanyahu's demeanor seems to be a little bit more playful

and joyful and not the typical Netanyahu

that we see, maybe a little thinner.

Maybe he's on Huckabee's ozampic as well.

Who knows?

Uh, but here he is having a jolly good old time letting you know

that he's alive.

He can shake hands with you.

He's got five full fingers and a list of assets

that he's still looking to take out.

And this is the latest of proof of life

that Netanyahu has not been killed in the strikes.

I will go to the chat.

I'm curious if you guys think this is AI

or if we're all just so batch of crazy

with conspiracies that we can see literal video

of a guy walking around and still think he might be dead.

Maybe we've all just gone crazy.

Mr. President, minister, I want to you to know

the president asked me to come and make sure you were OK.

Yes, Mike.

Yes, I'm alive.

I checked that and I'm happy to see that.

But he wanted to make sure because, you know,

you guys get along too well.

I know and we shake hands with five fingers in each hand,

you know, but I have to tell you,

I am alive, but I have this card.

And yeah, don't read it.

So it's a punch card.

Today I raised two names on the punch cards

and you see how many more to go on this batch.

You know what the good news is?

My name is not on the punch card.

Your name is on the list of the good, good guys.

Thank you.

And the people that really share a propaganda,

the good, good guys.

All right, let's take a couple of comments.

Jeremy doll.

I don't know if it's AI, but Huckabee's face now

haunts my nightmares.

Junior toxicity.

Is that showing up for you guys?

Nitsani, I was an angel now.

Jeremy doll breaking, Cupid sandwiches

are now called Trump sandwiches.

A. All student, as much as we want him to be off,

he may be chilling outside of Israel.

That's why he needs AI videos showing us he is in Israel.

That could be true, too.

Tiding in a bunker, he's in the Epstein bunker,

as safe as can be.

And they put up in front of the green screen

and use the best technology to make it look like he's still

in Israel.

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All right, latest from Epstein.

Korma finally, formerly subpoenas,

Pam Bondy over Epstein investigation.

And I guess we can only hope that the day that she goes in

for this subpoena that gas prices are up in the Dow

is down enough that she has to actually answer

questions.

But good for Korma, you know, I've said the conspiracy

that I think he's the cover up guy,

but he does seem to be making some good headway.

And so I support it.

All right.

And then, listen, before we go to the paywall,

I want to go back on the,

we're going to cover the JD Vance thing.

But for those of you guys that want to go over to my website,

we're going to start a new stream in about five minutes

and the topics are big balls for president,

why I hope automation takes all the jobs,

the government bread comes strategy for truth and governments,

what general's getting black outdrunk can teach us

about the Iran war and the debate on if not being able

to reach to disqualify Newsom for president

and why liberal media thinks we shouldn't disable,

disable shame.

That's going to be starting in five minutes.

But before we do that, I do want to comment on that,

on that JD Vance thing.

Slide 10, thank you.

You know, that is our NW 2032 for the win.

I was just going to get into it without the slide.

And then you actually remembered what slide it was.

That's fantastic.

You know what, you can replace producer man.

That's the best work anyone's done in the chat yet.

All right, so we've got Vance is now going to lead

a nationwide task force.

The way I see this is Donald Trump wants to give JD Vance a shot

at being able to run for president.

And so this is out from the Iran war

and all the failures of the Donald Trump administration

of if they can relaunch doge and if JD Vance can actually

be successful with doge, then perhaps he can come back

to the American people and go, I was focused on this one thing

and I did a really good job with it.

And this is how I saved the American people.

And this is how much fraud was in government.

And if you guys elect me president,

I will be able to continue to clean this up.

That assumes that there's actually an interest

in getting rid of all the fraud,

which it seems with the doge thing there wasn't.

And we're going to see a clip from big balls

that I think really exposes that.

But this one quote really stood out to me.

For context last month in the state of the Union address,

Trump said Vance would lead an effort to combat fraud.

Then he said, I'm officially announcing the war on fraud.

If we're able to find enough of that fraud,

we will actually have a balanced budget.

And I thought that doge was the most positive storyline

of maybe the last 20 years

that perhaps 20 or 30% of our budget

is just going to absolute waste and fraud.

And we're not even talking about,

you can go look into the military industrial complex

and why Russia is able to produce bullets

for so much cheaper than we are,

why we're making all of these extremely expensive planes

and we don't have a more,

I've seen footage of like, I mean, it's Twitter.

So who the hell knows?

But I've seen footage of like kids coming up with basically drones

and we're out there spending billions of dollars on bombs

and everyone's got cheaper equipment that's better suited.

So like that, you know, that's like the soft fraud.

That's not even the hard fraud of,

hey, I've got this organization for women's studies

and look, it's got paid $20 million last year.

Hey, I just got in from Somalian.

I got a daycare with no kids in it

or there's a thousand dead people here

that are collecting social security.

And so, you know, listen,

we spend way too much money in this country

and we're going broke and it's becoming a problem.

And if you're telling me that we can actually

reduce our government spending by a substantial amount.

Now, if they manage to reduce government spending

and get rid of all the fraud and go,

oh, look, we now have more money for wars.

That doesn't help in any way.

It might actually be better to just take the money

and burn it versus, I guess, you know, killing random civilians

with a bomb.

I guess you're just burning money either way.

It's just less death involved.

At least one, at least one random Somalian guy

can have a Lamborghini and enjoy a nice life

if it's not just going to a bomb.

But anyways, I see this as an olive branch to JD Vance

in looking to continuous political career.

And maybe JD Vance wants to actually distance himself

from all the other reckless activities

of this administration and will be motivated to get a win.

And who knows?

Maybe Doge Round Two will actually be helpful.

But then you do have to wonder why Donald Trump walked away

from Doge Round One.

And if fraud is actually this rampant in our government,

why Donald Trump just completely walked away from it.

You guys think JD Vance will make the successful run?

Or if the general public is just somewhat interested

in these fraud stories, so they're going to pretend

to take a look at it.

All right.

That is the end of today's episode.

I will go back and read a couple more comments.

And for anybody interested in about five minutes,

we're going to start off at startoff at Rob Bernstein comedy dot com

starting with my pitch for big balls for president.

Jeremy Dahl, get Kurt Matske on here.

We need Robbie and Kurt.

I would, you know, maybe the next time I'm down in Austin,

I will hit up Kurt Matske.

I'm sure he would be willing to do a guest appearance on the show.

I'm also sure I probably won't get a word in the entire time.

But I've done a couple of podcasts with Kurt Matske.

The most recent one was the show he does with Sam Tripley.

We did one from the green room at Skankfest.

And it was a fun time.

Canadian spawn.

US has lost over a dozen MQ nine Reaper drones.

I'm sure those are cheap.

Could be Jack Burton.

Robbie and Kurt probably would not be a good combo.

Robbie is far too logical and intelligent and doesn't fall

into all these nutty theories that Kurt is addicted to.

That actually makes for a good time because Kurt Kurt's

Kurt's incredibly smart.

And sometimes he throws conspiracies at me

that I'm not familiar with.

And I'll start questioning it and he gets really mad at me

that I don't already know this information

or that I would have any questions about it.

And it's particularly a fun dynamic

if you've got Sam Tripley there to mitigate it.

Senior Rex extraordinaire.

Rob has more FBI agents looking into him than the Epstein files.

I hope that's not true, but it certainly could be.

Jeremy Dahl, I heard Kurt's YouTube channel

just got a pretty bad strike.

Yeah, that's never fun when that happens.

Any other comments here?

What else we got?

Senior Rex has started out my family

all loving their shiths, givies.

There you go.

Sydney V letting people know that I actually don't have

soft hands.

Thank you for letting people know.

Also happy birthday.

I had that wrong, I think.

Kurt, dude is entertaining, but possibly mentally ill,

LOL, I think that's what makes him so fun.

What else we got here?

All right, I think that's everything.

Hey, people, give it five minutes

and then come over to Rob Bernstein, comedy.com,

need super chats.

Yeah, you know what, maybe at some point

we'll actually test monetizing this channel.

We didn't do it for a long time because,

well, the problem is I don't really want to serve you guys

more ads.

Maybe I could figure out the least amount of ads.

And if you're live, you won't have to hear the ads anyways.

And I do think being monetized helps in the algorithm

because otherwise YouTube's not making any money on it

and they don't show the channel to anybody.

But maybe in the future.

All right, that's the episode, give it five minutes

and I will check you over, check you guys over

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