TZLA Party: Conspiracy Superheroes On How To Become Superhuman

“I feel less and less crazy telling people to go and sit with lightbulbs on your head.”

“Some kind of witchcraft.”

“I wanted to get on the machine, but couldn’t see the end of the queue.”

“It’s like steroids, without the damage.”

“It’s like psychedelics, without the drugs”. 

These are some of the personal Tzlamonials the World’s Best Conspiracy Theorists shared at this year’s Anarchapulco TZLA Party. 

In today’s video, Stew Peters, Gareth Icke, Max Igan and myself exchange our Tzla stories with various people who have had a lot of great experiences with the Tzla technology themselves, including almost instant results after, 

Getting hit by a bus,

Smashed by a rock,

Bitten by a poisonous spider, and 

Stepping on a stingray… 

And, that’s just in daaangerous Mexico! 

More seriously, we listen to real people’s real stories about miracle healing from lethal injection injuries, back and shoulder injuries, eye trauma, bone and organ health, and even mental health. Plus, not only does the plasma technology heal past physical trauma, but also emotional trauma, clearing your mind and providing you with a spiritual level-up.

We joke that it gives you superhuman status, but we also discuss why, over the next few years, athletes won’t be able to compete at the highest level without access to a Tzla machine: A plasma technology that no one has seen for 100 years after Donald Trump’s uncle stole it from Nikola Tesla. 

From early childhood through 12 years of government indoctrination camps to hellth departments and media spreading fake news… We are all victims of deep programming for years and years that the only way to good health and healing is prescribed by butchers in white coats ready to “Inject genetically modified organisms into the veins of little kids. Just shoot them right into the veins”. (To paraphrase Kill Gates) 

Over and over again we are told to “Follow the Science”. 

So that’s what we’ve been doing. 

Welcome to the Tzla Club. 

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