UK's Tobacco Ban, Eliminating The Radical Iranian Regime and Tiger Woods Arrested for DUI

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us now from the European Theatre of Operations, the kernel in charge of the European Theatre.

That would be the great kernel, Mick, the Brit, Mick, greetings.

General greetings, and I better be good today, because after that introduction.

Well, I'd accept marginal Mick or mediocre, that would be good for you.

Let's not go overboard here, but in any event.

A lot of craziness going on in the UK, Mick, I must say.

The UK doesn't look like Britain anymore.

It's certainly not general, and it's not just me saying that.

I believe the majority of the population would think that as well and say that.

So things are a foot, Prime Minister, he's a schmuck, General.

Well, he's a schmuck.

He's a beta pussy, and we'll get to him in a few moments.

But Mick, very, very disconcerting news item that has popped up last week.

The UK is proposing, the parliament is proposing, a generational tobacco ban, and it's about

to become law.

The anti-tobacco legislation would ban anyone, born after 2009, after January 1, 2009,

to buy any tobacco products, including cigars.

On March 9th of this month, the proposal passed in the parliament's House of Lords, and

then easily clear the House of Commons last year, it now moves into the final stages

before becoming law.

Mick, we are starting to see this.

I think we saw this in New Zealand, these generational tobacco bans, where initially,

remember, they said, well, we can't enact prohibition.

But what we'll do is we'll make it so difficult for people to enjoy their cigars.

So what do they do?

Well, first, they said no smoking in restaurants.

Then they came back and said, after all these restaurants, around the world, set up and

built these outdoor cigar-friendly and smoke-friendly patios, covered patios, they said, no,

now you can't smoke on your covered patios.

So restaurants were screwed there.

And then they started saying, well, now we're going to increase the taxes.

Then they wanted to increase the age from 18 to 21 in many states.

I don't know.

I think it's still 18 in the UK, correct, Mick?

Correct, sir.

Okay.

Now, they're coming saying, anybody, after January 1 of 2009, anybody 18 or below will

never be able to legally purchase a tobacco product.

It is outrageous.

And what gets me are these enemies of pleasure, these pleasure Nazis, these people that believe

that they have the right to dictate to others how they should live their lives.

It's outrageous.

Indeed.

That's what socialists do.

Remember, labor and the government here, they're socialists, general.

And I only begin to think I live in North Korea.

Well, we're seeing that everywhere.

I mean, we're starting to see states that now municipalities want to start doing that.

It's outrageous.

And what point do we just say we want to live free?

We don't want these restrictions.

And who the hell are they to tell us how we should live our lives?

And that's the problem with these enemies of pleasure, these Marxists, the Democrats

here, the Labor Party, what are the Labor Party, what are they, the Tories, what's the

way?

No, no, it's the Labor Party.

Okay.

Labor.

Yes.

Myself, you know, blue collar workers.

They could care less, Mick.

No.

We see that everywhere now.

All these politicians look here in the United States, the Senate, in the middle of the

night, Friday morning, Thursday night going into Friday morning, there were five people

on the Senate floor.

The majority leader, John Thune, and then there was, I think, two other Republicans and

two Democrats.

And at 2.30 in the morning, they didn't even take a vote.

They just did a voice vote, so nobody would be on record to pass this nonsensical funding

of DHS that's stripped out funding for ICE.

The Republican senators are especially Thune, who basically is Mitch McConnell's bitch.

There's no ifsans or button, but in fact, basically what Mitch McConnell is still doing

is bending Thune over and goat fucking him, but without the benefit of any ass loop.

And that is a fact.

And I am just so irate on what I see because they had to go out, pass this because they

needed to get their 14 day Easter vacation in.

How about you stay in Washington and you work?

You took an oath for the people of your state, your district.

It doesn't stop saying, well, Easter vacation or Christmas vacation, yeah, we give up that

oath for a couple of weeks.

There are tons and tons of people, whether they're doctors or they are plumbers or people

that work for various municipalities that have to work during Easter, that have to work

during Christmas, that have to work on other holidays.

Heaven forbid a U.S. legislator should have to work another day, two days, three days

to get something passed.

And what gets me is they had weeks and months to do something and they caved right over to

the Democrats.

It is really pathetic.

I mean, John Thune is the equivalent of Keir Starmer.

He is a beta pussy cuck.

That's simple.

Yeah.

And there's the thing general, where it would be decided upon your side of the pond in

Washington DC there, they forget they work for us.

They work for the special interest.

We, the people are irrelevant, you know what would be amazing?

George Washington, our founding forefathers would be rolling in their graves if they discovered

that the senators left in the middle of the night instead of doing business past a

lousy bill left in the middle of the night to go on their vacation.

Did, let me ask you, did George Washington on Christmas Eve?

Did he say, I'm not going to cross the Delaware because I need to go and,

sorry, Mick, we beat the shit out of you guys back in the Revolutionary War.

I'm sorry, I know that still is, you know, stuck sticks in the crawl a little bit.

They're not so general, not not so.

But do you see George Washington saying, troops, we are not going to cross the Delaware.

It's Christmas.

We need our Christmas vacation.

We'll come back in a week.

Can you imagine that, Mick?

No, absolutely not.

Absolutely absurd.

It is, it is, it's just so vile and so repulsive to me that they cannot even stay in town

for a few extra days.

And again, they had loads of time and what they should have done is President Trump did

it.

He said, I'm going to use executive authority.

We're going to find money.

We're going to pay DHS.

But we're not, and TSA, we're not going to roll over to the Democrats because the Democrats,

the reason they are so adamant of destroying ice is because they need illegals number

one in the country for representation because here to four, illegal aliens have been counted

in the census and that changes the district.

If you stripped out all the illegal aliens that were counted, New York, Illinois, California

would lose probably 50%, 40% of their house seats, easy.

And you know, I keep hearing this number.

People say, oh, there's 11 million illegals.

I've been hearing that same number since the Ronald Reagan days.

That's a load of poppycock.

I believe right now on the conservative side, there's 50 to 60 million illegal aliens,

most likely we're probably looking at 80 to 100 million.

Now, here's what's interesting.

When all of a sudden, I shows up at the various airports this week, a lot of the airports

started thinning out.

Why do you think that is?

Because the illegals didn't want to travel, get arrested, and get deported.

How about we station ice at every hospital, at every school, at every airport?

And watch how all of a sudden, there won't be those long wait times for emergency rooms.

There won't be long waits at the airport.

And by the way, the other thing they want is them to vote illegally.

That's why they don't want voter ID.

That's they don't, they don't want proof of citizenship because all of a sudden, if you

require that, all these people that that voted previously, they were illegals.

Their votes won't count.

But here's the kicker.

Now, when it comes to voting, if you put ice at every single polling station, saying,

hey, listen, we're just going to keep them there.

We're not playing on arresting anybody.

We're just going to station ice.

What would happen?

All the potential illegal voters would not show up.

They would say, we're not going to take the chance on that.

And all of a sudden, you'd have fair, clean, legitimate elections.

And why is it that the Democrats are so opposed to Trump, even mentioning that he wants to put

ice at voting locations because the con the game would be up.

The Dems have been playing that game.

They know illegal aliens vote.

They want to continue it.

Dems would be out of power and out of business.

If all of a sudden illegal aliens, number one, were deported, number two, you had to provide

proof of citizenship and ID.

All of a sudden, you'd see millions and millions of people off illegal aliens off the voting

rolls.

Yeah.

And exactly the same is happening here, sir, but it goes a little bit further here.

It's not just based on, you know, just being a foreigner or a foreign invader, actually,

technically, because you've not come through a poor authority.

But it also even goes down to appeasing peoples of other religions.

So I was at a constituency, it was a parliamentary election, and I was at supporting the reform

party.

That is the party.

Indeed.

So yeah, we want him to get into power, obviously, because we now have a third party general

breaking the, the, shall we say, the monopoly of the two party system.

So we, you know, where it's just normally labour and conservative flip-flops between

those two.

Now we have a, a new party, relatively speaking, more power, more members, I should say,

than the other two.

And so, yeah, we've actually got a choice of three now, main parties, where before it

was just the two, yeah, the unique parties we call them.

We have the same thing here, Mick.

Exactly.

So really, the politics, their general, it really needs a movement of the people.

And you know what?

Who knows?

We have a bit of, with a bit of friction and a bit of pressure.

That could happen.

Unfortunately, though, general, you've got a population of over 360 million people.

Mick, has Nigel Farage stated anything about what he would do if he was in power regarding

the smoking ban?

Oh, yes.

He'd rescind it.

Hmm.

He'd revoke that.

Excellent.

That piece of law.

Yeah, he's probably working on that now.

So like, like President Trump, when he came in for a second, so he hit the ground running

and they didn't know what, what hit them.

And so I believe that's exactly what Nigel Farage and his team are doing right now.

Now, in preparation for the, when they get into power, especially if they've got a good

majority, they'll be able to do all sorts of things.

You've got some very historic cigar shops and cigar lounges in London, Mick.

They would all be out of business in 20 years because basically they'd have no new customers.

They would not be able to sell to any new customers.

And it's just absurd to think that you are going to tell an adult you can't smoke a cigar.

What would Churchill think?

I mean, he'd be out reed, out reed.

On two fronts, they're generally, hey, nobody else may enjoy a cigar.

The experience of a cigar, like we never say smoke a cigar.

We say we experience a cigar.

And secondly, the atta, the atta, I just get angry thinking about it now,

but the outrage that it would feel because it's going against people's,

I was about to say to human rights, but it's not, it's just freedom.

It's freedom of choice to what they do.

Well, they forget that in World War II, the United States, of course,

we had to save your ass, Mick.

I'm just going to point it out there.

But we, he is forgotten that general.

He is forgotten that, okay?

What did we fight for?

We, you haven't, and most normal people, the 45% of Brits who are smart.

Look, I always say 65% of the world is stupid.

So you have 35% alphas like us, our audience.

They're smart, they get it.

We fought the Nazis to oppose oppression,

to oppose, to make sure that our value system,

our freedoms were enshrined.

And they are basically just kicking them all down.

Look at speech, you can't even talk.

If you, if you, I've seen people getting arrested,

because they were at a, a, a, a, a march or a rally,

you know, where there's all these, these Islamists,

who are invading, not only Europe,

they're invading the United States.

They are invaders, make no mistake.

They do not want to assimilate.

They want to annihilate and dominate.

Don't ever forget that.

We've seen that every country they've gone since the 6th century.

That's exactly what they have done.

But now what we're seeing, Mick, is you hold a sign that says,

you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm pro-Israel,

or I'm against, I'm against Hamas terrorism.

All of a sudden, you're going to get arrested.

It's unbelievable.

I, I, it's, this is the 21st century.

It is so or well-earned, it is beyond belief.

It's like everything's been turned upside down now, General.

You know, they, they're, they're making criminals out,

out of victims effectively.

In fact, recently, there was a woman

and she was just reciting prayers on her own,

not causing anyone any harm.

I saw that.

Yeah.

Arrested.

Yes.

Does they were asking, well, what were you thinking?

Well, I was praying.

Oh, we're arresting you.

Yeah.

It's just, it's, it's beyond belief.

Here's Starmer, by the way, Mick.

One giant pussy, a beta pussy.

And telling the United States of America,

you can't use the Garcia, the Diego Garcia air,

a strip air base for stopovers and fueling.

What a load of nonsense.

This just proves, Mick, and I've always said this.

For the last 60 years,

Europe has given lip service to NATO.

Oh, yeah, we'll support NATO and, oh, NATO, NATO, NATO.

Yet, they haven't contributed properly.

They've been free loaders, not every country,

but many countries are free loaders.

And now, when Trump says, yeah, you know what?

We need a little bit of assistance.

We want you guys, the Strait of Hormuz,

you need to start stepping up because, hey,

we're not getting our oil from there.

We got plenty of oil here in the United States.

You guys need that oil, not us.

They're nowhere to be found.

Now, all of a sudden, France is starting to wake up

and Italy's starting to wake up,

but it just shows you that NATO is so outdated, outmoded.

And then they have the, the, the Hutzpah to say,

well, I mean, I'm listening to LBC,

leading Britain's conversation,

which has become a very leftist national radio

outlet in the UK.

And now they're saying, well, Trump is evil

and America's evil, and we can't trust them,

and they're not our friends, our allies.

Last time I looked, two friends go to lunch,

either one picks up the tab one time or another,

or you split it.

Last time I looked, NATO ain't splitting anything.

We're the ones picking up the tab.

And I think Trump is onto something.

He's saying, you know what?

This is a test for NATO, and they failed miserably.

I agree, General, and General Britain was once

the greatest naval power in the world.

I'm going back a couple of centuries now.

We struggled to send a ship, one ship,

down to Cyprus, where we became the victims of an attack

from the Iranians on our Air Force base there.

And it's literally taken three weeks to send one ship there.

It's outrageous.

And by the way, your missiles,

or the, the, I'm trying to remember the torpedoes,

or the missiles, somewhere along the line,

the U.S. actually leases them to the U.K.

And so we still can override the launch codes.

So, yeah, that's right, with that, with that nuke.

Right, they bitch and moan about the United States,

but yet they're dependent upon us.

I love Carney, the Prime Minister, the Marxist Prime Minister,

another beta pussy of Canada saying,

well, we're part of NATO and the umbrella

and we're protected, excuse me.

The United States is what he is referring to.

Forget NATO, it's the fact that the U.S.

would protect them.

And by the way, there was an incursion last week.

One of the Air Canada flights had an issue.

I think it was Air Canada,

or one of the other airlines flying in Canadian Airspace

had an issue.

Norad, meaning the United States,

had to scramble three or four Air Force jets

to escort the plane, make sure it landed safely.

But in all the media in Canada,

they never mentioned American planes.

They said it required Norad escorts,

as if the Canadians were the one that did that.

That in Canada has, what, four working fighter jets?

What a joke, total absolute joke.

And Mick, when we talk about Kier Starmer, again,

the guy is so wishy-washy to just look at him

and see how much of a beta-pathetic pussy he is.

It's just to watch it is uncomfortable.

There's a bit of scandal, I think.

One of them being, but he had a property in London,

he's probably got a few, but he has been

mad with scandal, actually.

And he just doesn't answer the questions

in Prime Minister's question side.

But this involves, seriously, General, this involves

his house, it was an awesome attack

on one of his properties.

No one was there, and it turned out the police

caught the guys in question.

They are Ukrainian rent boys, all I can say.

And what are Ukrainian rent boys?

Well, they're from Ukraine.

Yeah, with that, I figured.

So it's the, well, it's like the male equivalent

of a working lady, a lady.

Oh, there are male prostitutes.

There you go, General.

Like Fred Garvin.

Fred Garvin.

By the way, I see you just got SNL Saturday night live.

Yes, that's right.

And they did a great skit, by the way,

on Kierstarmer being a total pussy to Trump.

If you have not seen it, Alphas, my fellow lieutenant

or fellow lieutenants, you must go do a search

for SNL, UK, Starmer, Skit.

It is so dead nuts on where basically,

they just ripped him to absolute shreds.

But it was, it's true.

I mean, when you look at Starmer, so who, listen,

there've been rumors about Starmer for a long time,

you know, he likes to...

There's a super injunction now.

In other words, General, unless it's of public interest,

then the media cannot discuss it.

They are not allowed to discuss it?

Well, well, he's basically an open secret.

I mean, he's also got found out by,

thanks to some great journalistic work by our journalist here,

quite early on in his premiership.

He was receiving suits, glasses, clothes from a contributor

of his name's Lord Alley,

and I understand he's gay as well.

So, yeah, and also the rest of the cabinet,

they've been marred in taking, say, bribes.

That'd be the wrong word, and I won't say that.

But certainly taking tickets for concerts.

Right, yeah.

Little grifting going on, grifting action.

We see it over here all the time.

Well, as I've mentioned, Fred Garvin,

male prostitute, there was a great SNL skit

back in the 70s with Dan Ackroyd,

and he comes in, he's got this hat.

Just, again, do a search, Fred Garvin, male prostitute.

Ma'am, I'm Fred Garvin, male prostitute.

I'm here to pleasure you, ma'am.

Funny skit.

Well, we're done, Mick, you gotta do a search SNL,

Fred Garvin, male prostitute.

All right, so let's talk about Iran.

That's a good, that's a good, a seg into Iran.

You know, and I've been wanting to mention this for a while.

I keep hearing these schmuck saying,

Iran is not America first.

We have nothing to do with Iran.

Iran's not bothering us.

Iran is way the way a hell away is nothing to do with us.

These people need to pick up a history book.

For 47 years, since Komeini,

Ayatollah Komeini and the Islamic regime

got into power over through the revolution,

the Shavaran, they have been terrorizing the United States,

starting when they took, I think it was 50, 60 Americans hostage

in the US Embassy and held them for, I think, 670 days.

In fact, for those of you that remember the TV show,

the Nightly News Show on ABC Nightline with Ted Couple,

this is Nightline, I'm Ted Couple.

That was launched as an update at 11.30 pm

after the local news about what was going on with the hostages.

And that ended up turning into Nightline.

He did that for over a year and a half

until Ronald Reagan was inaugurated

and then the hostages were released.

But did the United States ever take any action,

retaliatory action against Iran?

No.

When Iran was behind funding the bombing

of the Marine barracks in Lebanon and Kobar towers,

did the United States retaliate?

No.

When thousands of our American servicemen and women

were injured and killed with IEDs in Iraq,

funded by the Iranians,

did we take any retaliatory action?

No.

Iran for 47 years has been shouting,

death to America, death to Israel.

And I tell people that these people that on our eve saying,

well, they were still ways away from getting a nuclear weapon.

Well, they also said they didn't have any ballistic missiles

past what was it, a thousand miles or whatever it was.

And now we found they can go up to 2,000,000 miles.

And look how long it's taking us to dismantle

the Iranian military regime

and their stockpile of missiles and weapons and drones.

It's been over a month and we're still not finished.

Imagine if they had another year, another two years.

So when I hear people saying, oh, this,

that's not America first, excuse me.

Protecting America is most certainly America first.

And if you don't think for a second

that the absolute fanatical Iranian mullahs

and the IEDtolas and the Iranian guard,

if you don't think that they would launch a nuke, think again.

Once they have a 3, 4,000 mile ballistic missile

and they wouldn't stop at 4,000, they'll go to 5,000, 7,000

so they can hit the United States.

They would not hesitate to use it for a second.

So it is absolutely America first for us to rot it out.

Now, the Israelis, they're also doing their part.

No of sense, and I keep hearing this bullshit.

Oh, we went to war for Israel.

Israel, Netanyahu convinced Trump.

Don't be stupid.

Don't be stupid.

Don't be naive.

Read a history book.

You're telling me a country of 9 million people,

which by the way, now probably the second

most powerful military in the world.

You're telling me 9 million people

is going to influence the president

and commander-in-chief of a country of 350 million,

especially Donald Trump.

Wake the hell up.

Not happening in any way, shape or form.

But now what happens is where have the Saudis been?

Where have the Emirates been?

Where are the Bahrainians been?

They all buy our F 35s, our F 15s.

None of them, to my knowledge,

I think a couple of times they've done a few sorties.

Where are they?

They keep talking to Trump and saying,

we need to continue this.

And Trump needs to continue.

We need to finish the job.

You don't go in halfway and say, okay,

we'll negotiate peace.

They're going to promise for five years

not to build a ballistic missile or a nuke.

Do you believe them, Mick?

No, not at all, General.

And a quick history lesson here, if I may, sir.

Who helped?

Who aided and abetted the italist regime to get in there?

France.

No, I'm going to say the socialists.

So the socialists.

Well, France also helped.

And by the way, it was Jimmy Carter

that screwed that one up royally.

I hope he's rotting in hell

because Jimmy Carter screwed this country

and what he did, he didn't support the Shaw,

should have put that revolution down.

To me, there's just so many errors that were made

because Jimmy Carter again, stupid and naive.

And the problem is today we have people

that are just naive and they are willingly stupid.

Iran will not for a milliss, if they say death to America,

death to Israel, death to Europe, whoever, they mean it.

They're not screwing around.

We've got to finish the job.

You don't go halfway, you have to finish

and you do have to have regime change.

Now, when it gets to that point

and you've cleared out the IRGC,

when you've cleared out the other police forces,

then it is time for the Iranians to take the streets.

They can overthrow it, burn down all the regime

various police stations and headquarters.

You, they have to be the ones to do that.

But now we hear that the Gulf states are encouraging Trump

to take Carg Island.

We have to protect the strength of war moose.

Who benefits the most if the straight is open, Mick?

Well, it'd be the Saudis of course.

The Saudis, the Emirates, the Baranians, the Qataris,

you're damn right.

It's up now, Trump should say, you need to join the fight.

You know what?

We need to get ground troops in Carg Island

or one of the other islands.

You know who's gonna lead the first wave?

It's gonna be the Saudis.

You guys, the Emirates, the Baranians, the Qataris.

And if not, then too bad.

And oh, by the way, because of all the things

we're doing to save your asses and remember,

for years they wanted to play patty cake with Iran.

They thought that it was just, it was determined.

It was just a release that quietly,

the Iranians were a correction.

The Emirates were banking the Iranians

for their oil money to the tune of billions

and billions and billions every year.

I think 300 billion, somewhere along those lines.

So the Emirates, they were all kissing the Iranians asses

very subtly.

They all wanted to play friendly and footsie.

Well, now they realized exactly what the Iranians

are all about.

Well, it's up to them to go and do some heavy lifting now.

Israel's done it.

The United States has certainly done it.

You want to protect the straight of Hormuz.

You want to keep it open.

You guys need to send your own troops.

Your own sons and daughters need to get into the fight.

And oh, by the way, because of what we've done,

the Americans have done,

we're going to take a 20% vague on all the oil that you sell.

That's how it's going to work.

It's about time we get paid back.

And if they don't like it, say, well, okay,

too bad you're on your own.

Believe me, these guys are toast without the oil.

And as far as I'm concerned,

I would love to see the Qataris

bombed off the face of the planet.

They are enemies of America.

They have foemenid the American hate.

The American Marxism, the American socialism,

the, the, the Jew hating,

the anti-Semitism in this country on college campuses.

I have zero sympathy for the Qataris.

They're bad news.

The Saudis, the Emirates,

they're a different story.

But nonetheless, they need to step up.

A great 100% general.

So these people that say,

oh, it's America's last to go into this.

No, no, no, no, no.

It is absolutely America first.

And they don't see the big picture.

Mick, take a look at really the Don Road Doctrine,

as they're calling it.

You know, there's the Monroe Doctrine,

the Don Road Doctrine, Venezuela.

It starts getting rid of some of these drug-running boats.

Wax them out, just takes them out.

And then he knows who's running the whole cartel down

in Venezuela and who's responsible

for all the Cuban nonsense

and all the leftist regimes in South American Central America.

Who's funding it all?

That would be Venezuela and oil.

That would be Nicolas Maduro,

not to be confused with a rapper of a fine cigar.

Nicolas Maduro, they go in

and they, in an amazing operation, they arrest him.

And by the way, they showed a picture

of him for the first time yesterday.

Doesn't look anything like himself.

Little bit different when you're living in a 10 by 10 cell

compared to living it up

while the rest of the Venezuelans are in poverty.

And then they tell the Vice President, sweetheart,

you got 15 minutes to decide.

You're either going to work with the US

or we're going to vaporize you too,

like we vaporized all his or arrest you

and take it back to the US.

You got 15 minutes.

Well, it was an easy decision.

Oh, I'll work with you, Marco Rubio.

I'll work with you, President Trump.

No problem.

So now we control that oil.

Cuba has not had a shipment of oil

and I don't know, a month, six weeks, eight weeks.

Now all of a sudden they have no power.

Now all of a sudden they're not getting that free oil.

Remember, it wasn't just that they were getting oil.

It was free oil.

Oh, I can feel free.

Oh, Venezuelan was giving.

They were, oh, absolutely free oil gone.

The spicket is closed.

Mexico shut the spicket.

There was a big cargo ship of Mexican products heading to Cuba.

That was turned around.

Now there's, I think in four or five days

there is a tanker coming from Russia

with oil and gas for Cuba.

That will be interesting to see what happens.

I have a feeling that President Trump

and the Don Roe doctrine that is not gonna,

that's gonna be turned around.

They're not gonna get into a confrontation with the US of A.

So now all of a sudden you've got Venezuela

which was funding all these leftist anti-American regimes.

Now all of a sudden we control that oil.

It's going to America.

Price is coming down.

We've got the Venezuelan government in check.

Now all of a sudden Cuba is about to collapse.

People are fed up.

They're now starting to bomb and not bomb

but they're setting communist offices on fire.

There's gonna be a lot of foemen in the streets

just a matter of time

before the Cuban communist government is out.

And I like how they're saying,

well now we're gonna allow Americans to come in and invest.

Do you think any American company,

your person would invest in Cuba

with a communist government still running the show?

They will be gone.

There's enough jet fuel left in the country

to take out the canal

and some of the other communist leaders

and some of the other Castro family members

on a one-way trip probably to Russia

or some other country.

I can't go to Iran now,

but some probably Russia or even China.

That's it.

So now all of a sudden we will control Cuba.

Now we don't have an enemy in our backyard.

Wouldn't surprise me if the United States comes in

and says, you know what?

We'll make a protectorate kind of like Puerto Rico.

We'll keep an eye on things.

We'll control it.

And now with Iran,

eventually we'll control their oil.

We will make sure there's no hustler regime.

Now you'll have a Middle East that will flourish.

You'll have Israel.

Already they've got the Abraham Accords with Bahrain,

with the Emirates, with Morocco,

with other countries.

Now you'll see Saudi join in very short order.

And now you will see a rapidly transformed Middle East.

So now we've got in a matter of probably three, four months,

a dramatically changed world

all because of Donald Trump.

So for people saying Iran, that's not America first.

I'm sorry, but a country that's been terrorizing our troops,

our citizens, taking them hostage,

killing them, terrorist activities for 47 years.

You're damn right, it's America first

to get rid of any country that is going to attack our citizens

and our troops.

That's the way it is.

As Walter Cronk I would say, that's the way it is.

And I'm sticking to it.

No ifs, no ends or buts.

And if you don't think that's America first,

take your head out of your ass and go read a history book.

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It is only appropriate.

We honor them by playing the Armed Forces Medley,

which is exactly what we'll do.

Mick, I don't know if the Brits have an Armed Forces Medley,

but we do.

And so we're going to celebrate that.

Indeed, we don't just have, well, we wouldn't say we have a medley,

but we certainly have our Armed Forces bands

that contribute in that way.

And it sounds great.

Well, I have just pulled out a cigar that I was looking

for some cigars in my big walking humidor.

Mick, you've been to the pleasure palace.

You have seen the humidor.

You know exactly what I'm talking about.

And I'm moving a few boxes.

And what do I see in back?

I see a small box of Frente, Frente Opus X's.

Not any Opus X, but the perfection number five,

which is impossible to get.

The very small cigar, 4.875 inches in length

with a ring gauge of 40 or 40, 64ths of an inch.

It is a nice small corona, almost like a petite corona.

It's a great cigar.

Obviously, it's a Dominican Puro.

It's Dominican Rapper, growing on Chateau de la Frente,

Dominican Binder, Dominican Filler, big time project

between Carlito Frente, senior and junior.

And I happen to run into Carlito at some event.

This is like 15 years ago.

And he said, general, I got some special cigars for it.

Because he said, I know you like corona size.

He pulls out, you know, a giant bag.

There must have been 20 cigars.

So I have probably about 15, 16 have been aging

at least 15 years in my humidor.

As I pull this one out, it's got some nice plume.

It's not mold looks like a whitish powder

because it's properly aging.

Today, you can't even buy these,

but if you did, they come in a box of 42 suggested retail

is $1,450.

So it's about 30, I think, what do we figure?

Make about 35 bucks, 38 bucks a cigar.

Just incredible, but a beautiful looking cigar.

I love this corona size, can't go wrong.

So let's go to it.

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I have got this giant, whoops, helps if I turn the thing on.

Oh, we're out of butane, fear not,

but that's why I'm a general.

Oh, make, make, make, I have a backup plan

and I have a tertiary plan.

It is not a problem.

Every good general has a backup and a tertiary plan.

And I have my cigar Dave, five star, five butane jet flames,

just arranged in a Pentagon type of arrangement

to signify my five star.

So I've got that.

So let's continue.

Cigar pre-litation checklist complete.

No faults detected.

Area clear of all enemies of pleasure.

Approval to go throttle up in three, two, one.

And I neglected to mention, Mick, that I'm using a zycar cutter

that was given to me by the folks at AVO.

It's got the AVO logo on there.

So it looks like a wings.

You open it up.

It's a double-edged cutter, but you basically open it up.

It almost looks like angel wings.

Put the cigar in and boom, and then it closes.

So I will now toast the foot of the cigar.

Mick the Brit, what cigar are you enjoying

in the European theater of operations right now?

General, the cigar on experiencing,

it's one of my go-to cigars.

It comes in a tube.

It's called Latin Victor.

And it is...

Latin Victor.

Latin Victor.

Latin Victor, yeah.

Okay.

And it is handmade in Honduras.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I enjoy it very much so.

This is the Churchill size I'm standing in.

It's appropriate, Mick.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Wow, what are you?

As I blow on the foot of this Arturo Fuente,

Fuente Opus X Perfection number five.

Great draw.

Man, the aroma on this thing.

This is a full flavored cigar.

This is not for somebody that wants a nice

mild creamy cigar.

It's really on the...

I say it's full.

Not super full, but full.

Very rich.

Mm-hmm.

Great cigar.

Mm-hmm.

I might have to call Carlito and let him know

that I spoke when he's cigars and he gave me 15 years ago.

He would absolutely love to hear it.

In fact, I'm gonna snap a pick

and I'm going to send it to him.

But just a beautiful cigar.

Now speaking, Mick, of somebody that enjoyed cigars

that actually, along with Jim Belushi,

created a cigar, his own cigar brand,

who just passed away Chuck Norris,

the legendary action movie star, martial artist, former.

I think he was, if I'm not mistaken, he was marine.

One of the services, he passed away March 19th

at the age of 86.

Big cigar guy, in fact, he created,

he got together with a couple of other people

and they said, listen,

why don't we create our own line of cigars

or a cigar lounge?

And so they came up with the name Loan Wolf,

which resurrected his character

in the 1983 action film Loan Wolf McQuade.

And then they sold Loan Wolf cutters and paraphernalia

and all the other stuff.

So he and Jim Belushi,

went down to the Dominican Republic.

They created a mild-bodied cigar.

I remember when it first came out

and it was produced in the Dominican Republic

by three different companies at the time.

They had three blends.

The Lobo Rojo was made by La Rora,

Leon Jimenez La Rora,

the singer select was made by Manuel Casana at Matasa

and the vintage series was produced

by Palmero Cigars, Palma Herro, Palma Rejo Cigars.

And they were probably in business for maybe five years

and then it started to sizzle out.

Remember, there were a lot of celebrities

back in the day,

back in around 1998 that wanted to create

their own cigars during the cigar boom.

But Chuck Norse, a big cigar guy

and certainly, I think to this day

you still see some of his infomercials on.

Yeah, Walker Texas Razor,

but also he had these infomercials with these ab,

I don't know, these ab machines, all sorts of stuff.

But I always thought Walker Texas Ranger

was pretty good, always looked pretty cool.

And so.

They'll show in here general every day.

Yep, so Rest and Peace, Chuck Norse.

Hard to believe in 86.

I mean, when you think of these guys,

they're still young.

I mean, you see TV shows where guys today are 70, 80,

but they still look,

obviously they were in their 40s

and the shows are still running today.

So it really is kind of incredible.

All right, this is something

make that I want to bring up Nashville, Tennessee,

is the home of the Nashville predators

of the National Hockey League.

Okay.

The National Hockey League,

as well as many of the other leagues,

the last number of years has tried,

has really tried to promote

these LBGTQ gay pride nights

or gay pride events or gay pride days.

And frankly, it's just so revolting.

And the reason it's revolting is,

I don't need to have somebody's sexuality

shoved down my throat.

Whether they're a heterosexual,

they're a homosexual,

they're a trisexual, quadrosexual,

quintexual, I don't care.

I do not care.

I don't need to see the LGBTQ parade participants

jumping up and down in their banana slings

and looking like a bunch of queer $3 bills.

I don't need to see that.

Whatever you do on your own time,

that's your business.

I don't care.

But I don't need it shoved in my face.

Have you noticed that, Mick,

that they have this need to shove it in their face

and let everyone know,

I'm the first lesbian mayor.

I'm the first gay this.

I'm the first queer that, who cares?

LGBQTQ, it sounds like a political party

based on sexuality.

And that's what it is, L, lesbian.

G, gay, B, bisexual.

Like I say, it's almost like a political movement

based on your sexual preference.

Well, you know,

LGBT has a different meaning for me.

I don't care.

I mean, there's different ways to do it.

So to me, I would say,

LGBT,

should be

liquor,

guns,

barbecue,

and tits.

So I believe in LGBT, okay?

Liquor guns, barbecue, and tits.

I believe in it.

Just not the one they're practicing.

I just used to say,

I'm like the BBC,

oh, I am the BBC.

And they go,

yeah, I like birds,

which are things,

booze,

and cigars.

Ah, very good, Mick, very good.

Well, the

national predators

decided that they were going to participate in this.

Now, many players,

a number of years ago,

during pre-game warm-ups,

they would wear the logo with the, you know,

LBGTQ,

plus, minus,

whatever,

a rainbow,

you know, colors.

And a number of players said,

I'm not doing it.

I'm not going to do it.

You can,

I,

I,

people have the right to do whatever they want,

but I'm not going to wear it.

Okay, and there's not a big deal.

Well, the Nashville predators decided

that they were going to make a big deal, obviously,

about gay pride night.

And in fact,

they created a new logo

with the same thing,

the rainbow colors.

And then they also decided

that they were going to have,

a group called the cow gays,

to sing the national anthem.

Oh, see,

as soon as I mentioned that,

can you hear, can you hear Baron,

the German Shepherd wolf in the background?

As soon as I mentioned that, Mick, see that?

He's like, no, cow gays,

national anthem,

that does not work for me.

So smart, smart German Shepherd,

no one says about it.

I didn't hear me in London, general.

Yeah.

So I can't hear me.

I can't hear you're not.

So the cow gays,

and believe me, they look the part.

I mean, I'm looking at a picture right now,

they look the part.

But the big thing was,

they were talking about gay predators night.

Now, when you think gay predator,

that is, has a very negative connotation.

So all of a sudden that became the joke

on social media with all these memes

and commentators talking about it,

saying, oh, that's great, the gay predators.

That's, well, quickly the national predators

kind of back down.

They still had it,

but nonetheless,

they didn't want to be associated with gay predators.

But it just shows you how stupid

the pathetic nature of these teams,

they have to change their logo for a month,

they have to put gay pride on their social media platforms.

I demand that we have heterosexual pride month.

I'm proud to be heterosexual,

to like hot dams with big racks

and that look great in bikinis.

I do not need in any way shape or form

to back away from that.

So if they're proud to be homosexuals

and queers, gays, lesbians, whatever,

then I should be proud to be a heterosexual

and I think we need our own night.

We're basically the men come in with their harems

of hot babes and celebrate the fact

that they have their certified USDA heterosexual men.

I think that's exactly what needs to be done

because there's no reason why only one group

should be celebrated and why is that?

What is it, maybe 3% of the country is,

or 4%, whatever, gay, lesbian, queer, trans,

that's another thing, they're not trans,

they're, when people say, oh well, they're trans,

I'm like, no, they're freaks, that's really what they are.

They're freaks.

They're cocks in frogs.

Yeah, we're not politically correct here.

I could care less, we're not politically correct.

That's why alphas you enjoy listening to the show

because we're the one show that doesn't say,

well, let's try to play it both sides.

No, they're not trans, they're freaks.

There's three, as I tell people,

there are three and only three types of folks.

There's males, females, and freaks.

It is that simple.

Three genders, that's it.

Okay, this nonsense where we've got 10 genders,

no, no, male, female, freaks.

And by the way, if you're in the free category

and you wanna play sports, great,

you all can participate in the free category.

But if you are a trans freak

and you wanna participate in girl sports, no, I'm sorry.

You gotta participate in the free category.

It is that simple.

And I am so sick of it getting shoved down our throats.

And I'm sick of the dems that are absolutely stemming.

They think that this is this most important issue

in the country to celebrate LGBTQ trans freaks, wrong.

Most of America doesn't give a shit

and they're tired of hearing about it, including me.

Here, General, and I would say there are two genders.

One gender visits a gynecologist.

Another gender visits a urologist.

Correct.

And anybody else, they need to visit a psychiatrist.

Bingo, well said, Mick, well said.

You know, every so often, like every 10 years, Mick,

you come out with something that is just perfect.

Spot on, as you would say, sterling, Mick sterling,

sterling, outstanding.

All right, lastly, finally, let's talk about

Tiger Woods.

Tiger.

You know, we just talked about that 65% of the world is stupid.

Doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter your education level.

Doesn't matter your socioeconomic status.

You can be a billionaire, which Tiger Woods is.

But you can still be stupid.

Smart people can be stupid.

Yesterday, two in the afternoon on Jupiter Island,

in Martin County, Florida, East Coast of Florida,

north of Palm Beach, West Palm Beach,

probably about 30 miles.

Tiger Woods driving his Land Rover,

trying to pass Clips a Truck, pulling a trailer,

flips his car over, and the police get on the scene,

and they find that he looks under the influence.

Well, he blew 0.0,

but he refused to take a urinalysis, a urine test.

And the reason is because clearly he's on pain meds.

He is just medicated up.

And I, you know, tired of hearing a people saying,

well, you know, he's had all these surgeries,

and this and that, he's had what?

I think if I'm not mistaken, two or three DUIs,

I think at least two, maybe a third.

He almost killed himself in California.

Yeah, I remember that.

Remember that?

Almost killed himself.

Major surgery.

You think he would say, you know, I'm a billionaire.

I'm going to get a really nice SUV,

and I'm going to hire a full-time driver.

And therefore, if I go to lunch and want to have a drink,

or have a beer, or if he's taking pain pills, whatever,

he now has a driver that can take him wherever he wants to go.

He doesn't have to worry about being pulled over.

Instead, he knowingly drives while he's taking the pain meds,

gets arrested, spent overnight in jail.

There's pictures being leaving the jail

in an SUV this morning.

But how stupid can you be?

And yesterday I hear Jim Nance on Fox News with Brett Baer,

say, oh, this is just such a shame.

He's such a wonderful golfer.

I mean, they're waxing poetic about Tiger.

Thank goodness he didn't kill anyone.

Look, if he kills himself in an accident, fine.

But if he kills or injures someone else,

that's a different story.

If you want to be stupid and drive,

and you want to drive off a cliff, be my guest.

I could care less.

But if you now harm or endanger innocent people,

that's a totally different story.

And people are like, well,

but you have to have some sympathy for Tiger

because he's had all these surgeries.

I got zero sympathy.

Guy made billions.

He's a washed up golfer.

It's done.

It's over.

He can't accept that.

That's the reality.

He can't accept it.

He had a wonderful career.

But like everything, every athlete has a shelf life.

Jack Nichols, Nicholas and Arnold Palmer,

yeah, they played, but when they got into their, you know,

40s, 50s, that was it.

They played on the senior tour.

They teed off, maybe played in the masters for around.

That was it.

Tigers washed up.

It's over.

It's finished.

Has he ever gone on to the play in the master's program at all?

Oh, no, he's won the masters.

Yeah, he's played won the masters.

And as a winner, you get to play every year.

If you want, you know, you may not make the cut,

but you can play.

And, you know, they obviously, I believe he gives,

has membership if I'm not mistaken.

I think that's how it works.

I could be wrong.

But I have zero sympathy for him.

You made billions of dollars, or I would say,

maybe a billion.

Maybe more.

Who knows?

Endorsement deals.

Everybody knows your name.

You've got to deal with Nike for clothing in your logo.

Why are you jeopardizing that and being thrown in the clink?

And oh, by the way, now that it's his third time in Florida,

I believe there's mandatory jail time.

So he may end up going into the end of the clink

for whatever it is six months, eight months.

But how stupid can you be?

You want to endanger yourself?

I don't care.

Be my guest.

You want to drive, we're nobody's driving

and we're driving to a tree or roll your car over?

Have at it.

But when you get on the road and you and potentially

endanger innocent people on the road,

that's a totally different game.

And I'm really sick of hearing all these people

on the media saying, well, tiger,

just a phenomenal athlete.

And he's just, you know, he's had all these surgeries

in the pain.

Who cares?

That's not the issue.

If he has pain, then deal with it.

Then see professionals, whatever.

Have it under control, but don't drive.

Don't be under the influence.

So the reality is, I don't know if they take blood

when he goes there, I don't know what the law is,

but I'm sure he's going to be cooked.

And to me, just absolute stupidity.

Someone worth at least a billion dollars.

Someone that has a brain, but is not smart.

You can be stupid.

So you can basically be successful.

You can, you can be smart,

but you can still be stupid at the same time.

And that's what Tiger Woods is.

And I'm just so sick of hearing it.

His career's done.

He's finished.

Look, he had a phenomenal career,

won all those majors, but it's done.

He's 50 years old.

It's over.

Not happening, man.

So you can say, well, you know, I'm trying to get back,

playing golf.

He's not playing golf again.

Who's he kidding?

He can't admit to himself that it's over.

What he should be doing is taking care of himself right now,

trying to get his, his pill problem under control,

his pain management under control,

but the last thing you need to be doing

is driving a car and being behind the wheel.

You got enough money to hire a full-time driver,

two drivers, 24-7.

So in the middle of the night, if you wake up and say,

you know, I'm in the mood for a slurpee.

Take me to 7-Eleven?

Great.

They'll take you to 7-Eleven.

And you don't have to worry about a police car

with their lights flashing, pulling you over,

doing a roadside breathalyzer or roadside,

you know, under the influence test.

You hire guys, give you a perfect example.

Rocky Patel.

He's got the Rocky Patel burn lounge down in Naples.

When Rocky goes out, Rocky has a driver in an SUV.

And the rule is the driver can't even go into the,

Rocky's going to a certain restaurant.

That's a bar he's going into,

burned by Rocky Patel, the lounge.

Driver cannot, doesn't want the driver anywhere near alcohol.

The driver stays in with the SUV.

And when I was there visiting,

last time I was there, staying in my hotel,

Rocky said, hey, I'm going to have my dry,

and I'm going to have a big drinker.

So, you know, I'm not a big drinker at all,

but Rocky's like, look, no problem.

I'm going to have my driver pick you up.

So if you want to have a drink,

have two drinks, you want to have 10 drinks.

Whatever you want to do,

he'll take you back whenever you want.

He sits there, he's waiting for you.

He'll take you wherever you want to go.

I said, you know what, great.

Don't have to worry about it.

And then I ended up having,

they had one of the scotch distillers in,

they were doing a vertical sampling.

So I probably had the equivalent of maybe two shots

when I was tasting everything.

And that was over probably about three and a half, four hours.

But nonetheless, why risk it?

Rocky's like, hey, just tell me when you want to go.

He'll take you back to your hotel, I'll call him.

He'll pull right up.

He'll be up here in five minutes.

Great.

That's what you do.

That's what smart people do.

And if you do have a drink,

and I've gone out with people that have said,

you know, had a little more than I thought,

I'm like, yeah, no problem.

It's on the way home.

I'll take you, you know,

and take a Uber back to your car tomorrow.

Great.

That's what intelligent people do.

Why take the risk?

Because the second you get pulled over,

and you are arrested for driving under the influence,

or driving while intoxicated,

you're looking at $10,000 between attorneys

and all the other nonsense,

not even talking about the embarrassment

and the fact that you may lose your license

for a period of time.

Not worth it.

Don't be stupid, don't be dumb.

Unfortunately, Tiger is both.

I agree, General, in that respect, absolutely.

And even if he is on pain meds, I am sure

there is a warning inside those pain medications

saying warning, do not operate machinery

whilst taking these.

Right, and you know, but you know better.

I mean, come on, there's no sense

or but see what we was doing.

And again, why is he driving in California like that?

And I think if did he fall asleep at the wheel

or something along those lines,

but he's lucky.

I mean, he was seriously injured.

Major surgery is lucky, he's alive.

It's just, it's just, again,

the stupidity is just baffling to me.

It really is.

Mick, what is going on?

Tell me what's on the agenda

of the European theater of operations.

Obviously you're keeping an eye on this bill.

Looks as though it's going to pass.

What else is going on in the European theater of operations

we as alpha males and cigar connoisseurs need to know?

Well, where do I start?

There's just been so much, General,

and most of it is very negative

in terms of what's going on politically,

what's happening in terms of legislation here

under the communist government of Kia Stammer.

The only hope we have got is to get Mr Nigel Farage

in his prime minister,

which could happen sooner rather than later.

And that's what we're hoping for.

We're getting back to sensible politics, shall we say.

Other than, as with cigars,

well, yeah, you're quite right about this impending cigar ban

on people that were born after the first of January,

what 2019 was it, General?

2009.

2009, sorry.

Yeah, so it's only a matter of time, isn't it,

before nobody would be able to buy any tobacco products.

I don't know how many years it'll be,

but you know, no, in my 60s now.

Yeah, it's absurd.

What percentage now, because the price of Cuban cigars

has gone way up, it's tied the Hong Kong price,

and Coheben now is what, 100 bucks plus?

At least, General, at least.

So are there more people buying what they call

New World cigars, meaning the Dominican Honduranic Araguan?

Yes, indeed.

And in fact, when I've gone to one of those cigar imporiums,

there in the gentleman's district of St. James's,

where Winston Churchill used to buy his,

they do at Fox's, do a very nice home brand, house brand,

and it's pretty good in terms of complexion

and flavor and all the rest of it.

So I tend to gravitate towards that.

I'm not paying those, I mean, it's, you know,

it's just ridiculous, some of these prices.

Well, Mick, great having you on, co-hosting,

and giving us an update from the European Theater of Operations.

We need to do this more often, Mick,

now that we have figured out the way to,

in your secure classified bunker,

in the UK Theater of Operations, European Theater Operations,

we have to get you on more often.

It's been too long, General,

and I've been chomping at the bit saying,

oh, if only, you know, I was there with the General,

like talking bits and pieces,

because so much of your new speeches over here,

I know some of our new speeches over there, where you are.

So yeah, we've got so much to talk about now.

Mick, prediction, in terms of Nigel,

first of all, prediction when a election will be called.

Well, here's the thing, he can go here,

can go under his parliamentary term,

officially until 2029.

We think it may be called next year.

Next year, and what do you think the odds

of Nigel Farage becoming the next prime minister?

Very good.

And the reason for that, General,

is he's been leading in all the polls,

over 200 polls, pretty much as they've got going.

They are now the biggest party in terms of paid up members

in the UK.

So yeah, it's, well, the colors right,

the colors right, the parties right, so go reform.

Didn't, in the last election, Mick,

there was some weird deal where reform UK

had a great showing, but they didn't pick up

very many seats in the parliament.

Yes, that is correct, General.

And that's because our system is,

well, there were parliament as 600 seats, I think.

So therefore, the majority is any party that gets,

let's say, let's call it 600 for a figure.

So any party that gets 301 votes, that's the majority.

However, it depends on the population.

So the popular vote and the constituency vote,

the parliamentary vote, they don't always tell you

because it's based on population.

You have the electoral college, I'm right.

Correct.

But we don't quite have that.

I've often wondered where that institute of education

is, General.

Good one, Mick. Good one.

Well, I say, go reform UK, go Nigel Farage.

Mick, they're rich.

Fantastic having you, my friend.

General, I would like to say, and be unlucky with the saying,

God bless America.

Thank you for being there and protecting our freedoms.

And yeah, well, we're going to,

we should be shelter to shelter to children.

We should, indeed, and we're going to probably have

to protect your ass again, Mick.

But the good news is when Nigel Farage becomes prime minister,

all will be good.

He and Donald will be our good buddies.

Everything will be great once again

between the USA and the UK.

Mick, the Brit, as always, great having you on.

Sagar, Dave, and I say Mick, by the way, cheers.

And as I take a sip of my Jack Daniels coffee.

I'm drinking tea, general.

Tea is for pussy's, Mick.

Sagar, Dave, the general saying, Mary,

you would always be full.

Mayor Cutter always be sharp.

Mayor Ash, be extra, extra long.

Separate elictates show always pleasure.

Long live the alpha.

Mick, masculinity, great again.

Screw the enemies of pleasure.

Live it up.