Uncle Si Came Face-to-Face with a Grenade & Dove for His Life

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1:01Yeah. No, cause that takes a go with him. Exactly what I just said. If you pull the trigger, you gotta have that. He's going to have that. He's going to have that. He's going to have that. We're going to kill a big alligator. He's got that now. Hunter, could you read that that I sent you? Wait, it just... Hold on. Size, LDWF account, email address, jaduckcommander.com. He's probably got three different email addresses on there. Oh, that's funny. Oh, I got a bunch of them. All right, I got both of those. Getting him an Arkansas license is a nightmare. So we're going... Yeah. We always want to go to another state. We always have trouble. It's just Arkansas. You better be careful. You're already in trouble. We're in trouble. You're in trouble. What do you mean I've been in trouble? You're in trouble. On the internet. Hi. I mean, nothing new. Are we recording? I spent 24 and a half years in the military. And I wasn't in trouble the whole time.

2:01I was in it. So we're good. All right. Well, the next case... I was going in. I kind of was. Yeah, I didn't know. We have a live studio audience. We do have a live studio audience. Welcome back to the duck call room ladies and gentlemen. We got some fine footwear you're off from. Oh, it's not Carolina. South Carolina. South Carolina. I'm going to be back. All right. We got a bunch of game cock. Wait, are you all game cocks or Clemson or what? What are game cocks? Okay. Now, I'll say you miss the whole point. Right. We've got a bunch of a beautiful women here. Oh boy. In the podcast room. So I think it's stupid. I like these days. I don't have to do much. I said, right. All right. That goes. He's a good winding up. Let him go. Now, I'll sign you up. Side you did get in trouble though. On the internet. Because of that picture right there. You went mildly viral. Why did I get in trouble? Well, how many? I'm with my hunting partner. Yeah, stone's part of it. And with our, with our guide. No bad. He's very good with, no longer the part of it.

3:01He's very, very good with old gentlemen and kids. Yeah. That's what I'm going to have to you. Yeah. Yeah, I'm an older gentleman. So, why is he in trouble? So, we posted a video of Samuel, our good friend who does all the bird impressions. Birds call me. But it was just us watching him before he came to me. But I still try to know the bird call young man. Young and yeah. Yeah. Because he's not what, about 12th or 13th? 12th. Somebody read that. So, we showed you watching him for the first time. And like three and a half million people watched it. Yeah. And those aren't all. So they liked it. Well, I'm just, I'm just, I'm thinking about our ratings. But I think we're obviously struggling. So please like and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts. Yeah. And subscribe on YouTube. Allegedly. But anyway, you know, so people tune in that are bird watchers and love saying, you know what you mean? We do, right? He's the best. But the problem is they don't like this person deleted their account.

4:03By the way, because now their name is just no. They don't like what? But a screenshot lives forever, my friends. They don't, they don't like dead animals. They don't love dead animals. So one of the, one of the top comments. Like it. Hold it. You're showing your ignorance when you talk about, you know, maybe killing another animal. Uh huh. Well, it was about this photograph. It was about that photo specifically. Is there a picture of two murdered animals in the background? Oh, yeah. Hey, they never felt a thing. Look, they would hate like he said. They didn't know they left their surf. One minute they're sitting there chewing and eating whatever they ate. Okay. And then next minute they wouldn't have them. Well, you got to realize what kind of people are making these comments. I mean, these are not. Well, number number, number. I know one is your ignorance. Okay, and I forgive you for it. Okay, because look, you will have a lot of people who are doing this.

5:05Okay, because look, you won't brought up the American way. Oh, that's right. Because I believe this may happen. Hey, my dad, when I got a baby gun for Christmas, okay, he knew I was going to go out and start killing everything I could kill. And he is his first words out of his mind. Well, if you kill it, you kill it. That's right. Did you kill it? You eat it. Did you all eat those? Oh, yeah. You tell him about it. I know we eat them. Well, it is very. I'm not going to say it. Well, hey, I'll tell you. I'll give you a good deal. He reports you decide. Who's Sundays ago? His youngest daughter, Sage. So she's a little killer too. She was a late bloomer. She wouldn't like BK. BK, I think, come out of the room, but I need to kill something. Okay, but. Sage, come out and tell me. I said, hey, how you doing? I said, fine. She said, guess what?

6:05I said, what? She said, where are the two meat? How did she say the church? Well, two weeks ago. She was mad. You tell her she should have been talking to Jimmy. I said, what it says. It's a good part of it. Yes. Look, it's, it's August. Mm-hmm. We ain't got but a little while. Did you say winter has come? Hey, we can hunt and kill some more. I saw two deer in my front yard the other day. There's a lot of them. Hey, a lot of them around now. They are delicious. Oh, I seen a big doe the other day when I was going home. Oh, poker game. Trying to know how to do it. I wasn't the other day then. That was the other night. Oh, it was the other morning. It was the other night. It was one of the day last night. Well, I can understand, of course, this kid is incredible, by the way, what he can do. The bird guy? Oh, yeah. He wasn't going to duck hunt now. And that's what I told him. They did not like that when I said that in the comments. They're like, well, take him hunting and let him shoot as precious birds. I was like, oh, buddy, he is. That's what the plan is. That's the thing. That's exactly the plan.

7:05My favorite part is if you actually go back and watch him, he's like, oh, and this is Johnny Morris' favorite bird. I don't know. I've looked up with Johnny Morris. Where's the kid from? Oklahoma City. Oh, there's a lot of hunt over there. Why does it make the man for us to kill a deer? I've noticed most of them have. All right. A big dollar drink. Yeah. Yeah. Go see y'all don't understand it's like Jeb the. Okay. I've got a house full of guns. And I made a house full. I've got like, oil pistols, food, three raffles. And he can slap axles under it all of a sudden. Yeah. We have four, three or four shot guns. You only have three or four shot guns? Oh, so I got guns. Hey, you know, it's a war breaks out. I'm ready. All right. I don't need to go. Just give me any ammo and all that. I got ammo, guns, all that stuff. He's ready to go. And look, and not only that. I hope it doesn't break out. I bet he knows what your roof looks like.

8:07In my short 78 years span of life, I've actually won into people's houses where they would touch a button on a wall that you couldn't see. And the wall was slide open. Oh, big stop box. And hey, oh, yeah, they had a stop box. All right, stop box. They had a 50 caliber machine gun. Hey, did they? With ammo. You're going to get us on a list. Yeah. Oh, I got to listen for it. Did they have their duck stamp in there? Oh, yeah. They did. Oh, yeah. Well, you need to tell them now they can get it on their phone at duckstamp.com and add it to the wall. Hey, that's important. Yeah. It's a beautiful stamp. It's a beautiful stamp. There you go. And hey, when you get enough up, man, a good stamp collection. A lot of it. It brings in green stuff. A lot of it. There you go. So the kid has a lot of fans that are bird watching, I'm guessing. But here's Martin's response was the best part of the whole thing. They said, is there a picture of two murdered animals in the background?

9:11And Martin said, must be your first time here. You're probably not going to like how this escalates if you stay around. And I set up my couch and laugh for an hour. That's how it's going to escalate. And then buddy, that sucker took off like it's not Mark. Oh, I bet. And look, and laughter is good for the folks. Oh, it was funny. It took off like the stock market. What's the name of this business duck commander? This business was founded on murdering ducks. Not only that, tricking ducks into thinking they were going to have a good time. And we got a trickleman to come in the decoys with our duck cows. And we was the best that's ever done it. Because we get them in close. And then we just have views. A careful. That next word's going to be key here. And then we use them.

10:11And that's best tone it down. What we really do is hey, we get them in at about 15 yards and then get them all. Happiness is blowing them. We let one get away from somebody gets chewed out. That's one of the best quotes of all time. Oh, man. You know the test of a good shirt. You can wear it anywhere, right? You can wear it to the doofield. You can wear it to church. They ain't not it doesn't matter. And y'all know what shirts we're talking about. We're talking about our friends over at poncho. Poncho makes men's outdoor performance shirts that look good enough to wear anywhere. You can wear them fishing with God. Went on a boat. You can wear them dove hunting like sire. You wear them to the tailgate. Now that football season's back or to dinner, they're breathable stretchy and quick drying with UPS50 plus built in. And they seriously feel like butter. They come in size of small all the way to three X and you even get to choose your fits. And then when you're wearing a Lambert tall or just regular, they got you covered.

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12:11Yep. Martin sent me a thing on Instagram and we need you to verify if it's true or not. Did you see tigers over there? Oh, hey, no. We had a general that hunted them. Oh, when he was all? Okay. Well, here's what we found on Instagram. Yeah. Yeah, we got tagged in this. That a lot of guys that fought in Vietnam came back with mounted tigers. Hey. Why do you not have one? Well, no, no, no. Well, one of them is jungle. But, hey, here's the good point of this. I got to get a story that they go with this. The part of Vietnam where you eat it. He was a face. Well, he was in the South Cantol Vietnam. And we had, we was, we stayed in a hotel, three story hotel. Okay. And I always, okay, my room always had an empty butt. But guess what? Here's the guy he's been in the jungle for 11 months. 11 Bravo. So he's been in the jungle for 11 months.

13:14He walks in the room. He's got a rough sack with a grenade hanging all over it. I am 16. Bunch of Ben Lil, ammo. And he was rifle. And he stays there about two weeks. So he was telling me about a firefight one night. They're all on the patrol at night and the fire fights. Boom! Bust is out. Some of the guys get shot up pretty bad. The medic, he's doctorum up, passing him up. And he's done dug up, bullet out a little shoulder. Got him against a tree and wrapped him up. This is the dug down. Yo. Hey, look. They hear a scream. Okay. And look, a bangle tiger has grabbed this soldier by the right here. Where he's been shot and is dragging him all. They don't have a bunch of kindergartners. Okay. So hey, look.

14:14They all open up to kill the tiger. They kill him. Did you tell the kindergartners to start the tiger? Why don't they kill the tiger? That's the kind of junk that I want to. Okay. And look, one time was in the room and there was a lot of drinking going on in Vietnam. And imagine. So we had done through stuff. And shot them and eat them. I would offer the room had a bunch of pretty pretty stuff. You know, but we'd already knocked it out. Don't stop being between the room. So look, I got one of them guys again. Eleven brawl, been in the jungle. All he's got, he's got a rough sack with the pineapple grenade. This actually looks like a pineapple. This World War II. This is World War II stuff. But it's laying right there by his bed. He's under his mosquito net. Boot comes through and knocks him a mosquito net down. Well, he gets up, walks over the course of room, walks in there,

15:17seven or eight boys. I'm trying to relax. Y'all settle down. Well, that drunk angle settle down. So he comes back in. And it's here. It comes again. This jump comes in the room. Well, he just rings his down, grabs a pineapple grenade. Now, I'm a guest wall where he's throwing this grenade. He's here. Popped it, right? Hold it for about five seconds and that was in the room. Well, I'm thinking the wall is fixed to blow out. So I grabbed the mattress, just a flip, 180. Cut my lips, everything else in the wire, and of the stupid one, laying down. And I'm sitting there thinking the bitch is just going, boom, boom. He's over a giggling. He's over a dying laugh. Because hey, it was like a cartoon. You could hear people leaving.

16:19Well, he finally gets up, walks in there, and he comes back and he tells me to leave that grenade. It was all right. He wouldn't load it. But you didn't know that. Well, I didn't know it. And if he was as good as you, he could kill you with the boat. So the rest of the two weeks he was there. So you didn't try to jump on it to save your buddies? Oh, no. No, that ain't the problem. No. You're a man for himself. I was figuring out I was going to be blown over where he was at, be wounded. That's what I felt was going to happen. I really had to go, so you didn't. But hey, wartime is no. You guys, any of them boys, you wouldn't run around on them, huh? Hey, no. None of these were your friends holding the tigers. Hey, well, I should say, yeah, I recognize them. They're all because that's why all of them look. Yeah. That's crazy. And so you came back and then you started a TV show called Duck Dynasty. Where you tell the people the childrens.

17:20I'm affecting T.C. kids with that, hey, I'm going to get some I paid to press for their freedom. Have y'all ever heard of the turn now? There was a war in Vietnam that we was involved in, the Americans and the Vietnamese. Okay, does anybody know how many people died? See, y'all think of it? Oh, my goodness. That is one of the greatest. I think it's in that bingo tiger. And then Phil started. No, no, no, Phil. Phil was showing them how to duck. This guy gets three at a shoulder wound, stop the bleeding. There's a bingo tiger. Grab this guy, he just banded, dragging him off. They got to kill the tiger. And they're in them but blood sprayin' everywhere. I think I think I'm fine. Thank you. That's why he told the story, exactly the way he told it. Hey, and that was, how many years ago was that? That was like 2000. That's season more on Soly 4.

18:20That's 1968. Oh, the story. Yeah, the story. 1968. Yeah, we, we, we were talking about what you still told us. This is 2026. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, you get an old boy. That was 58 years ago. All right, I'll tell you, you get an old, huh? You were 20. You were 20 when that happened? Hi. You were 20 years old. And people were getting drugged. Well, I know, that's fine. Most people don't understand. Okay. When I actually come back, they got me, uh, said, hey, that was contacts. Hey, we want you to do a movie. No. And I, what's going on? Uh, no. Were you going to be forced? Oh, no. Hey, it was the same type of movie. The name of it was Faith of Air Fathers. Oh, I know that. So two guys, okay, two young men had lost their dad in Vietnam. So they was trying to figure out who their dad was by going on. Uh, uh, where they had gone.

19:21So they, they put me in the movie and it was, it was wild. Yeah. Yeah, he was in that. I thought you were talking about it. They interviewed me. They interviewed me. What was he coming back to? The one that was talking about, I said, well, I said, how, how do I work this? I said, I'm not being disrespectful. I said, but she got to understand something here. I said, you know, the American people. Since their sons across the notion to fight a war. And I said, and we were kids. Yeah. And everybody's looking and saying, what? I said, hey, we had come to command. It has just turned 21 years old. That was sending 18 year olds to death. Got down jungle and chuck them down. But anyway, during that thing, it come up at the word atheist come up.

20:21Now, I'm in New York City with this. It's warm out. Uh-huh. And the word atheist come up. I said, there's no such thing. The next day, the New York Times front page was Uncle Sises. There's no such thing as atheist. So I don't fire a bunch of non-believers in God up. You also, I had to give them one of the, that's what? Let me explain. I said, okay. I said, you're in Vietnam. I said, you're, you're on guard duty at Nat Defokto. I said, there's two of you. One of them is a religious man. Then there's another one that says, I don't believe in God. I said, well, guess what? Charlie, this is 10 offensive. Charlie is coming. And he sticks to kill everybody on this compound. Overrunning, kill them all. I said, so hey, the first time you look over at the religious man's own his knees, praying, saying, father, I made little divine help here because I'm in a serious bind.

21:27And I said, guess what? You look over at the guy that says, he, he don't, he's the atheist. And don't blame. I said, he's also on his knees. And this idiot don't even know who he's asking for help. I said, now that's why there's no such thing as an atheist. You are a word, man. I'll give you that. Yeah. It's still our first time you put two of them together that don't really go together. That article came out July 3rd, 2015. Oh, really? Christian Post still got it up. Really? Oh, no. It was wild. Really was. When you got your hair thin and the easiest thing to do in the world is just throw on a hat, right? But there is something even easier than throwing on a hat. And we're talking about neutrophole. Obviously, we've been partnered with them a while because neutrophole is the number one dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement brand used by over one and a half million people. Neutrophole has formulas for every stage of life, including neutrophole men for ages 18 to 49 and neutrophole men 50 plus for guys over 50, both made the target the root causes of thinning hair for visibly thicker, fuller growth in 3 to 6 months and is back by peer reviewed studies NSF certified for sport and it's trusted as the official hair growth partner of major league baseball.

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23:44He says, hey, you need to go see Willie, the boss. And I said, why? She said, you're in trouble again. I said, yo, so I walk in and I said, what's going on? He said, I can't send you or dad nowhere. You all get in trouble. And I said, well, hey, I can't you have to end it. He said, what's that? I said, where do we get in trouble? He said, every time I send you to New York, I said, well, quit sending us to New York. Tell me. Oh, Phil got in trouble. And that way I walk in and trouble. Phil got in trouble everywhere. Yeah. But you got in the most trouble in New York. Yeah. You come to our homes. Oh, you are. The rape are women. Oh, no, that one is. Oh, no, that one on for about a week. And look, the ride home from New York. Come on, Ro. Willie gets up in the middle of the plane and says, let me tell you something about the Robinson family. Don't come down there. Thank you. You're going to rape and pillage our women and all that. We got dogs. They're the first thing I'm lying in the fence. We would rather have a Bible study with you if you would.

24:46But if you want to gunfight, we'll do that too. And hey, we'll be right back with Michael Strahan on this station. No, no, this is a plane with about 300 people on it loaded. Willie won all of it was hilarious. We live till we cry. Oh, gosh. Oh, man. What a good one. I don't know. Hey, but life has been good to the Robinson family. Don't think anybody could disagree with that. And I'm saying people don't, they say, God's, uh, uh, you're dead. That used to be one of the headlines when I was a 10-day, a paper, a three-port paper said, hey, God is dead. That has been three-poly. Was it really? I'm serious. Back when I was in high school, it was like a level, it's greater. That was the, the old paper headline on the paper.

25:46Heaps. God's dead. I'm the hippies. But hey, Doug Darnsey, hey, I'm living proof that God, the father, son, and Holy Spirit are alive and well, and tune the most amazing things with the most unlikely people. Also proof he got a sense of humor. All right. Oh, life is great. So was God. It's the greatest of all. Oh, my goodness, man. I just wanted to ask about Bingo Tigers today. Yeah, I was really murdered in the middle. That's a pretty animal. Used to be. Well, no, there's baits, too. And they're still got them. Yeah, but that one right there. That one right there's got. Yeah, they're failing. You know, they're, they're having trouble. Yeah. What are they doing? They ain't doing so well. The Bingo Tiger. Yeah, because you know, you get all the people that think like a Tiger's Paul or Cure, you know, Polio, I don't know. Will it? There's a new flammable in there.

26:46There's a bunch of Paul as Tigers that would beg to differ. And he lives in water. Yeah. He's like a deer. The Tiger is? Yeah. Have you ever been to the mountain? I'm serious. He lives in water. That Tiger just stays in the water, spinning and so I think he's only got like 20 square feet. But. And he lives in Louisiana. Yeah. And it's, yeah, it's a hundred and seventeen out there right now. Oh, then things weigh like up to a thousand pounds. That's a big cat. A thousand pounds? Right. That's a big cat. Tell me that's some, you tell me that's some tools. That's why they won't. They won't. They want them poles, man. I got, I got a story for you. Uh oh. And Logan were riding through the property this morning. No. You and who? Logan. Okay. He did the marching for it. Okay. And y'all saw something. No, I didn't see it. But he did. Oh boy. Something black. Oh no. Lipped across the road. Oh no. Like a big leap. Oh no. Like a cat. No.

27:46And he said it was jet black. How far were you from it, Logan? Bippy, you are. So it was close. Here's, here's a question. Just, uh, just a guess. What, what, what, what would you say? What you saw away? 150 pounds. 100 to 150. I've been on your side this whole time. That's a big question. I've been on your side this whole time. That's the sighting of the black Panther with bees, Jason and, and Jargawa. The crazy thing about this was that normally we get through hunting. We come back to the boat house. We unload. And the first person that leaves is. Was Phil Roberts and then his dog. Blue. Blue is black. What is about 150? I don't know. I don't know. That's a big lab. Big lab. Okay. Very stubby tail. If Phil had not had to stay and film that day.

28:47Well, we come around that band and seeing that black sitting in the road. I would have said, hey, has blue feels let him out to take a dump. I ain't got to do that. He just, he just take it up. Oh, that's why I say that's why he's left about. He'll take a dump in the truck or whatever in the boat, whatever. And he didn't have very good manners. Oh, no. Oh, no. I was trying to go to sleep one day and the blind he pissed on me. That is true story. I watched it happen. No, I'm serious. I'm learning that I hear. This, he just, I don't know my wages. BOW. Hoping upside the head. Get away from me with the dog. You idiot. That dog had to be worried. Oh, no, he was a man. It was a good grief. But every time he would do something like that, feel it laugh. He loved it. He loved the fact that we hated that dog. Feel it laugh. You blow a duck call that dog was starting to outland. Hey. I'm surprised.

29:47I'm surprised. He ever killed anything. Oh, cause when feelin' that the duck call all of you then, oh, blue was just go wild. He'd be like a, a wolf. Oh, he just, stupid. I had that one day. I said, what was that say? I said, I had him by his cod. Yeah, most people hold him by the collar and people from breaking him. Feel had him by his, by his cod. Oh, that episode hadn't come out yet. I know. Feel was rough on dog. It was a funny, yeah, a bear feel. The cod, what happened? So feel like when the dog would piss on people. Oh, yeah. I don't know. He loved the dog when he did the, it was rough on the, did the feel laugh. That's what he would do. Don't look at me that way. Look at it you anyway. I guess I isn't rare for him with our studio audience. Oh, he is. He's an easy day.

30:47Oh, I'm always got that much energy. I'm always better live. Well, he just woke up from a nap and got here. Can we tell that story? What? The one about hot? One, I want. That's not Tommy. One what? No, we do have a nice, pretty exciting trip planned. What are y'all going on up? We're going to stop it. Honey break, she does. Then we're going down to the marsh. Uh oh. Go ahead and alligator hunt. Yeah. Big red fish and then we're going, and gays. And then we're going hog hunting in an airboat. Night with thermals. That was a M16 automatic. Oh, semi automatic. Oh, oh, that ain't right. I'm sure that you ain't been that accurate. I'm not. I'm not. I didn't somewhere. Uh, but I get in one of the semi-ass don't make it worse. Yeah. I did all the way back. We'll stop back at honey break and shoot some blue wing till. No, that's the trail. That is. You got to burn your alligator. Get some red fish.

31:48Okay. Now some does. And then you get to shoot them little firefly and blue wing. You fired up. Oh, what are you talking about? That's going to be fun. And I got that little popcorn that goes boom, boom, boom. Look, 28 gays. Oh, 28 gays. Did you set all this up? No. No, he heard me talking about it and invited himself. Right. He started talking about what all he's going to do. And I said, I am invited. And my thinking was, I thought it might be a little too much for him, but. It's true. But. Okay, that's right. озsa beer. I like to share the idea, tsp. I like that. All right, thank you. Okay, thank you. What was I saying on real estate? Like, look at theulation. And bring it back. I don't know Great vibration. The way I moved back. I know how new it was. You know, he slowed down Cooper next, the way me talked. I don't know, together. I'm going to be sundaering. He was doing lots of things and stuff. Considering the pictures is spelled out, he's a shouldn't. I'm just kidding. Especially back then. Honestly. We don't get to see something, eh? Really unstable. Breathe.

32:49Relax. Are you just having food? 两 wonder. って Wanthom. Been fishing and seeing a lot of casers. Okay, but the last time we went to any break, we seen about eight. So you've never killed a gator? No. No, what is it in the stuff like that? I've never killed. I've been in a boat where everyone got shot. Well now you can in Louisiana, you just by life. No, there's more gators now than there are humans. I did see a thing the other day about how many gators we got. And it's too many. No, no, hey, there's, yeah, there are old population now. There's too many of them. Yeah, they are too many. Uh, you know, we lack ours. We lack our 32 a year. So anybody knew the human that can't regulate nothing. Yeah, anybody is as long as you're with a licensed alligator. Hunter, you can lie. Well, how do you get a license? How do you become a licensed alligator? You gotta have a commercial fishing license. Ain't nothing to it. Yeah, we're going with some guys. That's what surprised me.

33:49All the years feels there must have been, been a lot of gators around them on what? Because feels never did have any problem with with his nets. Oh, yeah. Now there wouldn't many of them now. I mean, it's washed our rivers just like recently getting a healthy population out of the gators. Ain't nothing to it. They've always stayed away. Yeah, cause people always talk about to one down there to cut off. Yeah. Y'all tell me, y'all shot one that was in our bass part. That was line foot. And no way. So was y'all didn't get the big one? That was the big one. Still out there. You know, I see him every time I go, you know, crop efficient. Well, you redneck's having a little way of stretching. Yeah. Who him? Hey, hey, me. Hey, it's a guy. No, I'm just looking you into old man redneck. I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm looping you in as a group of people. They're a redneck and I feel gator is a twig. That's a big. Yeah, that is a big gator. Well, it's a good one. Yeah.

34:50That's a good one. Big enough. Tills season is here. And look, we've all got a checklist, right? You got your guns. You got your shells. There's one thing you got to have. And that's a duck stamp. That's a federal duck stamp. That's the one thing that you have to have to go hunting. So no matter if you're going through your gear and everything, you have to have a current federal duck stamp in the easiest place to get that is over at duckstamp.com. They make it easy. You keep the digital stamp on your phone. It goes to your wallet app. You've always got it, whether you've got service or not, angel collectible paper stamp will still arrive in the spring in the mail. Every duck stamp helps protect the wetlands that make duck hunting possible in the first place. Look, hunters have been supporting this program for generations, making the duck stamp program one of America's greatest conservation success stories. Do your part, man. It's easy. Like, you always forget something and now it's easier than ever. There's no excuse to forget your federal duck stamp because they do make it that easy. And why are you there by a couple of them?

35:50Save more wetlands. Before you head out this season, visit duckstamp.com and check one more thing off your list. That's duckstamp.com. Well, I watched the show one time where there was in a canal on South Louisiana. And they come around to be in. And as far as you can see down that canal was just, it was during the breeding season. It was more. I mean, there was like five on an alligator's inside where you're seeing it. I mean, some of them was grown. Just trying to do what God intended, maybe Gators. You saw my big, like them things. What, alligator? I know. That's like that. That's like the, what did you just say? I said there. The yearly world, I mean, is a stretch. Strike that they do every year in Africa. The what? Migration. The planes game. Wheel to beast. And hey, and all the crocodiles know that they're coming to this river, to this spot every

36:55year. They're waiting. I think I just ride it out. I'd ride it out on the side. I mean, I'm serious. There's so many crocodiles that they little could go across on top of crocodiles. And when you see a crocodile pull a big old wheel to beast down out of the water. Yeah, yeah. Get that. That's all you needed to say to make sure you set for your dad. Oh, no. Yeah, you don't go swimming there, boys. That mouthful of teeth have me. That already. Yeah, you don't go swimming anywhere around here. No, no, it showed. I out. I outwants to Africa. And they was in a village. And it was a little pond in the village. And I'll walk and die and take pictures of crocodiles in that pond. And these thing is why does this table at 20 foot long? Just could grief. Did you just say as wide as this table? They look as wide as this table. 20 foot long. 20 foot long. There you go.

37:56Well, Eddie's got one in his lodge. I need his tape measure. That he killed. And it takes up the whole attic. And look, and the crocodile. Hey, his head will be touching that wall and his tail would be the substance. There's 13 people in this room right now. Oh, and you're saying the alligator is this big? No, this thing is the alligator. This is crocodile. I'm sorry. Croc. Croc. Big difference. Yeah, this is one of them crocs. What's the world record now, crocodile? I'm just. 20 foot three. 20 foot. No, that was salt, rock, water. Salt water. So that's Australia. They don't have a, they say maybe 20 foot. And Moses was actually put in that now river in a basket when he was a child. Oh, we go in all way pretty wild. That do you think he would have croc it out down the now? So I think a Cajun rides alligator. Well, I don't know. Hey, I don't know. See the boys living the same name may not be a little bit of a liar. You know, they used to ride something, you know, really soft.

39:00Yeah, real. I said camel. I was about to ask him. That's how he described Moses. You know, he was one of them fellers who lived in the sand. I told you he's a word. Well, I looked wanted him fellers. And if people do live in the sand, I mean, I mean, yeah, that's one way. Yeah, yeah, and they got a camel that they call a desert ship. Okay. Hey, that's the Dramadary camel or I don't know. There's a few different camels. I wonder which one is the best, the double hump or the single hump? Well, you thought the best to eat. No, the best to ride. Well, it got to be the double. You got a backrest. Yeah, I'll see. Are you still hung up on riding the animal? You've been hung up on the ride. I'm glad. Because I'm lazy and I'm not into walking. That's facts. Okay. So look, you got a wheelchair. Hey, yeah, but you got to have somebody to push that and show first. No, no. No, he's not ruined his link shot arm.

40:02Hey, having for bed, we get it strong. That boy got a rest ball. Yeah, he's preparing for the big three mile long today, son. Right. We will be preparing for that. That is just, uh, uh, Willie Son, that will get me a piece of leather. John Luke. Yeah, John Luke. I love when you can't remember your face. I just like your brother. Willie's. Oh, uh, oh, uh, uh, Jepp's wife. That was, that was Phil. Oh, uh, oh, uh, uh, uh, Jepp's wife, I'm not sure. Uh, Jessica's dinner right in front of him. Oh, we still got to get one with Christian and let's go shoot the arrow. See how far to go. Hmm. He has, he has a pretty strong boat, right? What's the poll on it problem? I haven't asked him. 70 pounds. I mean, I, he can probably lift more. But he can, I ain't with a row than any of us. He's a big boy. So hey, he could probably shoot one with 80. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I bet you could do. No, I tried to add a buddy by my last two.

41:04You shoot one of them crossbow. One of the crossbows, well, I have stone with that cocket. No. That's what I said. Christian, we don't need Christian to cock it. Stone with my face. Right. I said that's the show. Stone with my face. I got a question for you. Get to the point. You get used to people doing stuff for you. You just let them do it. Are you open for wearing like a white jumpsuit this season? A white jumpsuit. Like they, like they do it against the national and we just put Roberts in on your back. Hold on. I don't want to know. It won't fit you. But I do own a white jumpsuit with Roberts and across the back. I might as well have one. He just said, I'll go cock it. I'll go. That's well. Oh, man. Oh, it's pretty good gig. Good. I ain't going to be a size caddy. Oh, man. Hold on. I got a good. I got a toe to the sling shot acrossbow. All the way, all the primitive weapons. Yeah. Wow. Wow, what a substance open.

42:04You got to be able to hide it. Yeah. There you go. I want to see what you do with that sling shot. I'm still waiting on that. That's never going to happen. We got an email. We good. Yeah, I'm going to get one bill. All right. We can take your question from the crowd. Anything y'all want to know? We got a large crowd today. Yeah. South Carolina. You got any interesting questions you got for the old man? Hopefully not for me. Your question is always, like, what is your favorite cereal? What is our favorite cereal today? This was your moment. Your finally meeting side. And you're like, Cinnamon Dose Crotch or Cheerios, which one? I was going to say, but it's nice. Your favorite cereal. That would be raisin, brand. You would. Raisin, brand. You are. Raisin, brand. Really? Yeah. Dryer with milk. How do you eat it? Ah. Eat it. Dryer. Dryer with milk. Oh, that's hot. Heavy cream. Ragnol milk. Regular milk. Oh, milk. Mmm. I was looking to you last time I had a cereal.

43:09Cinnamon Dose Crotch hand downs is greatest cereal. If I'm going to eat breakfast, it's going to revolve around bacon and eggs. They can get a Cinnamon Dose Crotch from me. Coffee thing or one of the coffee shops here. Why would you ruin good Cinnamon Dose Crotch from the top? Or make it better? Hunter, you're out. What did you say? He said you put Cinnamon Coffee in your Cinnamon Dose Crunch Milk. Or something. Yeah. It's terrible. Something to that effect. It was so good. And then you put bitter. Well, that's like, it is. It's a bean. Chocolate chip. No, no, no, no. Chocolate chip. Orioles. You know, in an ice cream. I hold on that. That's good. You're just four? You're just four? You're just four? You're just four? You're just four. You're just four? You're just four. You're just four. You're just four. I'm not. chocolate chip and I was ready to defend, but the whole world's against you now. What? Everybody likes to go roll our chocolate chips. You don't like to. Chocolate chips is messy. How are you eating them? Huh? Have you seen how it eats everything else?

44:10Everything you eat is mess. Well, I get it all over here every time I eat anything. Yeah. So why are you making that? I'm gonna have to try. I'm gonna have to try a little for crying out loud. Long as we ain't got changed, you doctor. I have found it, by the way. Well, I had to claim that. If you need that for hunting season, I got it. It's a double X, I'm sure. So we might have to have it him done. Oh, that'd be good. He put it over the top of his waders. No, you got to put that to plain. To plain? What do you want a picture of you on it? Oh, hey, if you know, if you put something on, we're like that, you got to have it. Blair, put some uh, glitter on it. He's taking you hunting. You want him wearing glitter? Hey. Be fair, he would be wearing a white. What are we hunting? I don't know, whatever you want to hunt. You want to set their fairs a season, I'm eating. So whatever you want to do, I just making a point. You said he's going to do everything for you. Hey, like Elvis Presley coming out there and blue jeans and a t-shirt. What is Elvis? Why are you bringing Elvis into this? Because he's a dresser. There's Elvis still alive, sir. Huh? You think Elvis still alive? Now, I think he was a couple of years ago.

45:12Now, now they run him. Oh, what is Colonel Parker? I don't know. Colonel Parker and Elvis is a management. Run that boy to death. He'd be 91 if he was still alive now. So I think whatever island he was chilling on. Old age, Colonel. Elvis could not live on an island. Why not? Because he's got to have the fans. He said he wasn't alone. He's an entertainer. An entertainer can't live alone. They got to have... I would you know, because I'm an entertainer. Got to have the people. I'll follow that one. Hey, I'm begging the Constitution. Where the people, baby? What is that? I'm not sure. Oh, man. Look, hunting season's here. And it's a time where we really, you know, a lot of times find ourselves in sticky situations. So whether it's climb and trees or on a dove field with, you know, 100 other people, things can happen, accidents can happen.

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47:15Here's a theory also. Huh? You made backup my conspiracy theory also. You just want to know it may way more fun if you didn't defend it. Yeah. Okay. We just want you to say the microphone. Do y'all think that dinosaurs are real at one point? Dinosaurs. Well, of course they're real. That's where we get our all from. Boss of you. Boss of fuel. Uh-oh. Daddy D. I mean, there's a lot of movies. Proof of how we can back. Hey, there's another good question. Did the K-Man ride the dinosaurs? I sure did. Absolutely. May some of them. Could you imagine riding the traceratops? They actually did that in Jurassic World as part of a ride. They were baby traceratops. I'd like to ride the bird, the big bird of peteridactyl. Yeah. Oh, the big bird. We're actually going to hunt peteridactyls in Texas. Oh, San Hill Park. What?

48:15I was like, what? We're on that. That's right. I knew we had money. I didn't know we had go hunt traceratactyl money. Yeah. I thought that was only really reserved for Jeff Bezos. I'm going to take my 38th to that heart, too. My 38th special. You go and see what a pistol. Oh, man. Hey, Fiki. He rairs up like the dude adjacent out below his head. I was at a pistol. This girl's dying to tell us why dinosaurs aren't real. Yeah, and now I do because you're over there just like, they believe in dinosaurs like a bunch of goofs. OK, so I think if they were real at one point, they would, like some form of it would still be here. They are. Are they? Have you seen the birds? Well, are you saying the birds? These birds are not dinosaurs. My friend, they told you a whole story about an alligator the size of this room earlier. Yeah. Though there is evidence. They find bones all the time. Yeah, but you could also think bones could be reconstructed into books of the different. You think all the archaeologists are in on it together? You never know.

49:16You're one of my favorite people. I mean, you're wrong on this one, but I do enjoy it. You're a sea theory. This woman don't know. OK, so now I got a question for you. Did we go to the moon? Have we been to the moon? Yeah, have we? Probably. Probably. Probably. So moon landing, 100% real dinosaurs. Absolutely fake. Yeah, no. I just like seeing where people's head's right. You know, I flip flopped on all those before. Not against anything you're saying. I'm in on the moon landing now, but I've always been in on dinosaurs. I think the dinosaurs couldn't fit in the arc. But he had to do it. The dinosaurs couldn't work. Couldn't fit in the arc. Oh, yeah, they could. No, they couldn't. That's what they also said. He said that there's like two of every kind on the arc. And if there were two of every kind of, I feel like there would still be dinosaurs here. Now he left them. They were too mean. You can't have a dinosaur on the arc. Then we'd all be toast. That's what I'm saying. He had two every kind of like. So dinosaur would. So dinosaur would kill you in an arc, but not a lion or a tiger.

50:20They probably had something to do like this. Commodo dragon or. Motto dragons are very friends. They there you go. Or crocodiles. No, no armless. I mean, this is. There you go, be in human. What? You're under estimate God. Oh, you think he calmed them down? Yeah. Everybody got along. I wish he wouldn't have calmed that fly catcher down and he'd hate them too. He actually told them to go to the arc. I know. I just wish he to get rid of them. Skeeters and him ticks. Well, I figured out what that's there. But I mean, you know, maybe I'd be one of the questions the last one day. Oh, it's on my leg. What did you make the mosquito far? Yeah. I've got a lot of eggs. It's got a purpose. Before we record again, I got to figure out. I don't even know if dinosaurs are real anymore. Well, you've forever had a sticker on your computer. It said birds aren't real. So you can be talked into a lot. Okay, but here's the problem. Now some birds aren't real. Here's another question I got. They really are doing that in chat. Just thought of it. It was a joke. What's the biggest fish we've got?

51:21Is that the whale? Whale shark. Whale shark. A whale is a man. A whale is a shark. A whale is a man. A whale shark. Yep. The blue whale is the largest animal. All right, this is a good question. I've asked that's everybody. Okay. Why when you're in the ocean and you hook a fish? Oh, they're always white. And one day, one day, get close to the boat. It's silver flashes and then when you pull them up, they're solid red. Where does the silver come from? Go ahead. Thank you for that. Wait, can you sit and say that again? No, no. Why are fish different? I'll give you a cool, I'll give you a, he hooked into a nurse shark. Now this thing is black and brown polka dot. Back in brown, camouflage. When it was out there in the water, every time it was turned,

52:22it would be just like somebody's got a mirror of flashing silver. Yeah, when we get it beside the boat, this stupid thing is dark brown and dark black polka dots. And this is your eyes telling us this? Yeah, now this before he had his surgery. Were you, was this dead alcohol? There was no alcohol involved. I'm just saying. So you say it was like iridescent, like it was like shining in the light. Basically saltwater mutes all colors till they get to the top. It's something about the blue water. Yeah, when something disturbs it. And the sun lies and it makes it silver. We had to bring in a physicist on that one, buddy. I don't know that it actually. Yeah, it's crazy. A lot over the last six years. It was probably a different like this than a nurse chart. Oh, it was definitely a nurse shot. Now they caught it. All right, everybody on deck. Everything that they pull in is a different color. And yet it flashes silver.

53:23Why do you think this thing works so well? I say silver, it looks just like that right there. You know, I don't know that one. See? No, it's crazy. But she knows you've never caught it down. It's true. True. Those are big facts. Great white sharks are basically down. There's a lot of things that are on it. Her argument, not mine. I'm in on them. Do you believe in black panthers? Oh, boy. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. I've been on your side for six years. I like me. I mean, it looks just so here. And I think there was one of those on the heart. He looks like he's been playing with a wall socket. I always like to ask everybody here this. Have y'all seen a black panther? And it's shocking. Oh, mom has. Mom has care line. Yeah. Care line of the checks. New. Oh. Hey, I had my aunt shot at one. Only one ever. No, I'm serious. She walked outside on the report with 30, 30 looked up to trademark side. And he took off runs. She shot at it. Missed. Was that the one that clawed you with her toenails?

54:24Huh? You're ain't the clawed people with her toenails. Was that her? Yeah. No, it barely. It barely was wild. They folks don't drink. You don't need it. Hi. We live in Peru right here. Hey, look, it's got weird. It's way more fun just being on a natural high. You don't need drugs. Yeah, make your own Noah traffic. Right. Hey, what you got for? Yeah. Well, I'm just going to throw it to Noah. Genesis 8.17. Yes, it was 8.17. What do they do in Genesis 8.17? I have no idea. God told Noah, you can leave the ark now. But hey, it's fixing me a flood. No, no, no, it's floods over. Flush over. They've landed. Oh, they've landed. And God said to Noah, bring out every kind of living creature. So some of them died? I don't know. I'm reporting you to side. Them fish. That is with you. There you go. The birds, the animals, and all the creatures that move along the ground so they can multiply on the earth

55:25and be fruitful and increase and number on it. Hi, what's up, y'all? Right here in the duck co-ru. We're out. We've done it again, boys. OK. OK.