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Vault: Are Women Really Using Headbutts in Fights? Listeners Call In to Confess

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Vault: Are Women Really Using Headbutts in Fights? Listeners Call In to Confess

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Hey, the bird show are multiple reports say key for Settling headbutted this dude at a party on Monday night And actually broke his nose with his head so he turned into the real Jack Bauer now I thought this was the head buddy was the only happened in movies and on TV I don't think it really ever happened Yeah, I guess he's been doing it on TV for 24 for so long that maybe it was just like instinct like he went into Jack Bauer mode That's a sophisticated move and you got to be the right height also because me five four. I can't I'd head but you in the chest Clare in the coffee table about the head but that's my bell Nothing except hitting me in the bell buckle and the headbutt is a I mean, that's like a stupid move because what if you hit by someone's and knock yourself out You mad to that the other guy I hit bottom and knock myself out bird's like that's an easy one You know how from time to time we will challenge our listening audience and we will say look I'm sure I have a question that I can ask here that pertains to nobody listening right now. I've got one

I would like to talk to a woman that has been headbutt by another woman Or you have been the woman that headbutted another woman It just doesn't happen. That's why women are a higher level of species than man Because this is just a man thing. No woman would ever do that I don't think so either because we're too worried about what we look like To face some sort of facial injury No woman will call and say she's been headbutt by another woman. Here's the problem. Here's the flaw in your theory. We're gonna get calls Because as much as women care about their appearance when they start scrapping with other women It's not headbuttied man. There's yeah, you'll get call They'll use everything When two women are going at it. Oh, there are finger nails. There are teeth. There is hair pulling different They're no way It's lit up. No way. I may be wrong way. No way Told you you guys have seen girl fights. They're not a phone line available right now. You're kidding me Good morning Q 100. Hi

Hi, hey, who is this? My name is Katie and I actually headbutt of the girl my last year in high school freak show You are a freak show face to face your forehead hits her forehead Yeah, I am actually a very You know classy young lady. I have great manners But this girl called me the wrong name and tried to reach for my hair And we happened to be the same high and my first instinct was to lunch forward and Buster forehead open. I actually split her forehead down the center Because I hit her so hard, but I had a huge bruise on my forehead and had to walk around with that for like Three months because it took forever to heal. Did she hit you with the seaworth? Actually, it was a combination of a end proper name for a prostitute and the seaworth So and then a couple words describing dirty and I'm definitely not any of those You know, obviously it'll be a different story for a different time

But whatever got her to call you that is a fun tail Hey, Deborah good morning. You're on Q 100 Hi, my assumption was that no woman has ever had but another woman and the phone lines are live up with women saying oh, yeah Bring it on. Yeah, I brought it on It happened at the skating rink when I was like Imagine that I was like 14 years old. She kept messing with me in mess with me No, and back then there was like the cool group the nerdy group Well, of course me I was in the cool group of course. Yeah, I can tell you Starting fights with me and she tried to pick up a roller skate and hit me with it And I went forward and I had but it hurt but I broke my nose Oh, yeah, cuz it's an advanced move. Yeah, it's a very advanced move. How about a woman that had buts a guy? Oh Hey, Mack good morning. You're on Q 100. How you guys doing? Okay? Yeah, you got poned by a girl

No, it wasn't me my girlfriend. Well, now fiance last year. We were at a movie came out of the movie She got into it with her ex-boyfriend girl friend or whatever the boyfriend tried to break it up grabbed her by the shirt called or the S word. I don't know if you could say the radio That much straight to the nose broke it. I mean blood everywhere. It was ridiculous Oh Good morning, Angela. You're on Q 100. Hey, how are you? I'm fine Actually, it wasn't me that headbutt it but my sister she is a chronic headbutt her chronic headbutt yeah Okay, I'm a lot older now, but in her younger days she would headbutt all the time And she actually headbutted at the time it was her boyfriend. He's their married now And he had to get three stitches in her forehead. What? I'm sorry. He had what in his forehead? He had to get three stitches three stitches Now what brought on the headbutt. Were they doing it? No, okay. Were they fighting? No, she wanted to fight and he wouldn't engage with the arguing and talking and we'll try to walk away and that

Pissed through off so she attacked him a headbutt Okay, do you know what he said to the people at the emergency room because he didn't say a girl headbutted me No, I do not know what he said. He said and he's fouling you a pole He said I'll say what didn't happen my girlfriend doesn't Hey the bird show

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