Vault: Over 30? It's Time to Leave These Things Behind

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virtue. I'm not a big watcher of how I met your mother, but this was circulating around the internet a

couple of days ago and this is a scene from that TV show. And it came up about things after 30 you just

can't do and it's a conversation within the show that's based over about five minutes. So it's a little

choppy to listen to on the radio, but I think you'll get the gist of what we're looking for here. Our

tall list is something that came into being around the time I turned 30 when we were in early 20s

every time we had a party that beer bond came out and around the time we turned 30 same thing. Of

course in our early 20s the next day would go like this. About the time we were 30 the next day

would go like this. Then one day I realized there was only one person in the world that I could

relate to detective Roger Murtoff played by Danny Glover in the 80s noir masterpiece lethal weapon

known for his off-quoted catchphrase. I'm too old for this stuff. He said I'm too old for this stuff. It's sad to admit

but as you get older there's just certain things you can't do anymore. That's why I have this list so I never make

the mistake of thinking that I can still pull an all-nighter or eat an entire pizza in one sitting

or hang posters on your wall without frames. I'm too old for that stuff. All right so they're starting

to put a list together right there. You can't pull an all-nighter after 30 anymore. Also on the

list that we didn't get to at least on the show was get ear pierced. If you're a guy after 30

shouldn't do that crash on a friend's futon or own a futon. Do laundry at your mom's house.

Oh my god. Was this from the TV show or is this come up somewhere else about the unframed posters on the wall?

That was right on the clip. That was just on the clip. Yeah that one's like no thumbtacks to put a

mouth around. So we'll put the list together and this is really for guys like if you're doing this

after 30 maybe it's time to just reevaluate and I'll read some of these from Esquire magazine because a

while ago they put together 59 things a man should never do past 30 and there are some good ones

on here also like like coin your own nickname. That's not over 30. Use a wallet that's fast

into a velcro. What about own a bong? Isn't that such a serious name? How about like own a

bong bigger than your arm? How about just own a bong seriously? You shouldn't have a name for

your bong either after 30 in college. The eliminate from beakers or PVC pipes. You get yourself a

professional one if you're going to have one. You've got the money now. Go get a really nice fancy

already glass one from a festival. Is it about how people in this room have a lot of

disclaimers on that one? Is it about give us a little hint here. The guy over 30 years old is doing

this. He could pretty much put himself on the not getting any list. He cannot pick you with the

hang out with his friends while they're all playing beer pong after 30. Beer pong after 30.

I go away. It's a sad day. I think there's an exception if it's okay. What about golden tea?

No, I think that's what it's called. Golden tea is where beer. It's like the replacement for beer pong.

Yeah beer pong is sticking with the beer pong and sticking with the bong beer bong after 30 is on

this list. What is that? Like funneling? Oh yeah. No. Good morning Heather. You are on Q100. Good

morning. I don't think guys over 30 should hang on to the old concert shirts. I think they should

give those up. Or Greek letter shirts. At some point you do have to let those. Now they go to the

concert though like on Tuesday night. I know you're proud that you were going to say back in the day

but it doesn't mean anything when you're 30. I would much rather see a guy in a concert shirt than

that or their old gym shorts. If they decide that for some reason because guys for some reason

will hang on to those gym shorts. The one where one of those things is going to escape and you're

not going to die. Yeah. Something. Yeah. It's going to be a little breezy. Yeah. I don't know why.

Why you hold on to those. Good morning Q100. Hey Martha. Hey good morning. How are you guys?

Good. Things that guys over 30 just can't pull off anymore. Okay. If you're not physically active

playing sports like you're in the high school championship. It's not a good idea. We talked about

this guy. They saw followers that are taking away too hard core. Yes. Agreed. Yeah. Kickballers.

Dodge ball. No sex this week. I've got a dodge ball championship on Saturday and I need to be

focused. If you have to crack. If you have our holding practices for your kickball tournament.

Just go to the bar. You just hold it in the foot so you can get how about this and we'll put

the exception. We'll be on anyone who's getting paid for it. But like wear full uniforms to

participate in a sporting event. Yeah. But if you're in a recreational fast-pitched softball league

and you're wearing the spikes, the pants, the cup, the shirt, and the hat. A little stir-up.

A little stir-up. A little stir-up. And you've got your batting glove.

Right. You're lucky. You're lucky batting glove there. Yeah. That's another. How about

having a trunk, unless you're coaching your kids, having a trunk with a bat bag in it?

Well, a trunk full of all exercise equipment. Yeah. Let you open it up and there's like,

you know, I do have a bat bag. I'm guilty of that. How many bats do you have in it? Like four.

And I justify it because I think, oh, well, there's going to be some people that show up

to the field that don't have a bit. But these are ones I've had since a little week. I just can't let

them go. There's one whiffle bat in there. Hey, Judy. Good morning. One thing that God should not do

after 30 is wear Velcro batting or tennis shoes. And by 30, do you mean five? Anything velcro,

I think, out the window, right? We're building a reoccurring theme here with Velcro.

No, no, no, no. If you're old enough to go to a barn, you're like, hey, I got this round.

Like, excuse me. What was that? Yeah. All right. Let me seal it back up.

Good. Now nobody can get into it. It says lightning bolt or opion.

Just carrying an ocean Pacific wallet at 40. Good morning, Amanda. Things, a guy over 30 just

shouldn't be able to pull off anymore. Guys over 30 should not wear a baseball hat sideways or talk

about skating skateboard tricks. Yeah. Oh, enough. You can't go to a skateboard park after 30.

Unless you're there. Unless you drop it off your kids. You're right. You're waiting for your kid to

finish his stunts on the Esquire list. Over 30. No hacky sack. You should not name your unit

and at all, at all. But it says his name plus junior. So like little job. Jeff junior.

That's why that's why I just stick with how old you're stuck. Shout out a response to, are you ready

to rock? Unless you're at a concert. That's fair. Hold a weekly house meeting with roommates jokingly

flash gang signs while posing for wedding photos. Any photo. No, no, nobody gets them right.

How about making up your own gang with your own gang signs? Seriously? You know,

it's made up a gang. Yes. Ever 30. Yes. I can show you pictures of them. Seriously? What's a

gang sign? They live on your favorite. It's like you're kidding. It's where to go. It's this.

It's like you're a okay type deal. It's I'll find pictures, but it's it's supposed to spell.

I don't think it spells anything. I think I think they just all agreed to do it in a picture.

Once now they all do it all the time and I might be doing it wrong. But they would live on Wendy and

Bert's favorite website. Oh, yeah. Hot chicks with boosh dags. Yeah. Love that. Also on the Esquire

list. Choose the number 69 as his jersey number. Come on guys. That's funny. That is an instant

show stopper if you're with a woman. Come on. Yeah. She didn't even be wearing her jersey.

Whoever's on the phone. You agree with all these? Yeah. If a guy has a jersey with the number 69 on it,

you'll get out of work. Out of you, over 30, you're not in shape. Move the bike ashore.

The bike ashore. The bike ashore. Oh, yeah. Never sexy at all. They're never flattering on anybody.

I would say also the over baggy jeans. If you're over 30, I can't over do the baggy thing.

Are the pull down ones that are like two inches below your waist? Yeah. Here's one on the Esquire

list that I don't agree with. I think you're at any ages is still okay. Eat Oreo cookies and

stages. That's cool. If you do it, that's okay. I don't think it applies. If you can do it in

private, then I think you're okay. Like an Oreo cookie. Now, if you're out, if you're over it,

you know, a first date, you go over to a girl's house and you're waiting in the kitchen while she

goes and freshens up and she comes in and you're trying to make a triple-deckled gravel stuff.

I wouldn't blame her for judging you. On the Esquire list, publicly greet friends by shouting,

what's up? Your whore. Holders light her up at a concert. Nobody does that anymore. It's all

cell phones. Wear a converse, all stars with a tuxedo. Organize a party bus.

That's okay. Batch the party or something like that. That's cool. What about

due to when they go indoors or whatever, they just put their sunglasses on the back of their head?

I don't want to ever do that. Nobody should do that. On the back of your neck.

All right. Also, how about take the day off of work for a concert?

Jimmy Buffett's here tonight. I'm taking the day off. I don't know that I can agree with that one.

No, I don't think there's something that you should be able to do. There's so fun. I think there's

a line. I think before 30, you take the day of the concert after and you're hung over the day

afterwards. No, the thing is over 30. You're going to it's harder to recover. So

you take the day off more than you do. But I'm talking about the day of the show.

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