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Alright guys welcome to Pernome Around Table. I'm your host Josh Turner. This is PRT. Join us in the real reality. Oh boy. Oh my gosh. This is show that almost wasn't. I'm sorry it took so freaking long. I looked at the time and I was like holy crap. It'd been way too long. What about make it worth your while? So my uncle passed away this morning. So he has gone he's gone to the other side. And that was that was hard to say the least. It was very a very difficult thing. So I talked with his son, his surviving son. He lost his other son several months back. Very sudden, dying to sleep. And then, um, so my uncle passed in hospice at 823 this morning. It's been a long day. But my uncle was one of those people. How would you

describe how many? It's free spirit. Like just, um, someone who wanted to live on his own terms pretty much, pretty much at all costs. You know, like some people that they value being able to live and die on their own terms and their value their own independence. And now, you know, he was definitely one of them. He lived like that. Just like, I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do. I love you. Thank you for your advice and this and that. But I got to do things my way. You know, and sometimes I was sometimes just for the better, sometimes just for the worse. I'm surprised you lived to be almost 70. Yeah. I mean, I don't think he expected to live that long. You know, I got friends that don't they didn't think they were gonna look to be 50. Yeah. And here we are. And this like, how did this happen? You know, my retirement plan was death. I didn't plan on that. So they just, you know, just, it is what it is. But, um, anyway, so we got

them, you know, I thought about not doing the show tonight, but my uncle was one of those kind of people that would have wanted me to do it. He liked the show and he would catch it when he could. And sometimes he would say some things. He got on there and said some things there in that war. Yeah. And, um, I didn't want him getting messed with. He had enough trouble. So I encouraged him to not say anything. He just leave it alone. But even then he said some things. And I just, I'm gonna miss him. My aunt, Hobita, is now the loan surviving, you know, whatever. And so, oh, well. So here's what we got going on tonight. And I need you to post us in the communal tab too, with a YouTube channel. But after this show, we're actually gonna do you a real treat. And if you're a member of the patron, we're gonna do Patreon membership episode to catch up. Because I'm gonna keep my word. Because

like I said, if it was someone else, maybe they died today, I might say no. But today, with my uncle, he was one of those people who really believed in the show must go on. And I remember he was a hard worker. And I remember when he lived with my mother, even though he was half disabled, like he would still go to work. Yeah. He didn't play around. He didn't miss work. And I remember taking him to work one time and he worked at the Marriott downtown for years. And I remember his boss telling me, man, your uncle's a hard worker. Now, he might have drank and smoked a lot of pot with his money. But that was his choice. And I never once saw him do hard drugs around me. I just heard about it. Departee didn't hung out, did whatever. It is what it is. But in the last years of his life, you know, him and his son patched things up as the other one, you know, shaman. And I'm glad that they did. They talked to him today. And then shaman's a good guy. And I'm looking forward to reconnecting with him and talking to him

in a few years. He's kind of living down in the coast, living his own life. And got a family and everything. And so I'm glad that we all got to see him before he passed. And go into the hospice. I got a couple creepy stories from there. My uncle had some weird stories. And there were a few that I wanted to tell, but I wanted him. And we'd always talked about he was going to come on and tell him himself. And then, you know, and then it never happened. You know, he just never got around to. And he could, he wanted to tell them something, but he couldn't talk real good, you know, at the end there. He had, could just have heart failure and he had a hard time speaking. And so I wanted to tell his encounters, but he had a couple others that he kept telling me I got a couple more, you know, and I just never got around to get them from him. But one of them, it was weird. And I'm going to talk about that one eventually on the show, maybe even on tomorrow night. I don't know. I'm going to figure out what I'm going to do.

But so tonight, though, this is a weird subject, right? So, so Nelly had looked up something, because somebody had sent her something one day, we started talking, going back and forth. And she's, what do you think of this? This is weird. The vegetable man. That is a weird thing. It even sounds weird. It sounds goofy as hell. I was about as weird as dog man. And but we know it's real. I mean, because there are multiple people who've seen something like a vegetable thing that moves around. Here's what shocked me on to the last Wednesday. Because I remember, it was right before the show, and I was looking through the files to find this one part for the episode. And it came across a story about a tree moving, then even changing and attacking some people. Yeah, aunts are part of folklore like aunts. Yeah, they call them, you want to tell them what that is? Yeah, and aunt, ENT, it's a it's a very old part of like different cultural folklore.

But it's a tree. It's like a tree spirit. And it's like a tree that has a consciousness and it comes moves on its own and comes to life. Like people really believe for most of human history that this was a real phenomenon, a real thing that happened. There were these living spirits in the forest, inhabited trees, and they moved them. It's weird. Like Lord of the Rings has that in a really cool way. What is it? That's because we can see. But now you remember that that's seen in the Lord of the Rings when the trees get revenge for all the orcs cutting them down. Yeah, like it's that's cool. Like a tiger. But it's based on ENT. He says, I like ENT and Lord of the Rings. That's so much a real thing. Yeah, yeah. You said they're kind of going like, you know, if this was real, you'd be scared of it,

right? Well, I got to tell you, it might be. So we'll start off with, we'll start off with Teresa's story. Teresa, I was sorry, last time I don't think, man, it doesn't matter. Teresa, this happened up in the Pine Barons of New Jersey. She was up there with her dad, and I'm jealous. She was up there with her dad. They were playing with a drone, and he was teaching her how to use a bow. I still, to this day, it's something before I die. I'm telling you, I better not be in hospital. I never learned how to use a bow. Now, Loki was telling me with my everybody's strength and hip strength, I should be able to do it pretty solid. But she was up there in the Pine Barons with her dad, Barry, and they were, he was teaching her, her brother, how to use a bow. And she says, my, it's kind of funny. Teresa's last name is not a time, but she's Italian. She married a non-Italian, but her dad, she goes, my dad straight up,

pies on it. Because that's the way she talks. She was like, my brother, he just, he was an interesting. That's the one, and he goes, he's a weeny. You know, expect a woman to talk like that. 34-year-old woman, he's got two kids. He's like, yeah, he's a weeny. My brother, he's not, he's not tough. She's like, I was the one. I was a tomboy. I was out there, like, I want to know, where she says it, no. I want to know how to shoot one. You know, you might have to stalk someone one day when all the electricity goes out. You have to shoot somebody with one. I said, holy crap. Tell me more. Yeah. Tell me how. So she starts telling me this crazy story. She said, my dad, he thinks that he's like a tracker, right? His best friend was full-blooded and native, right? He was a nominee, a manumny, right? And they were the military to get. And they were Delaware, like, at the Air Force Base,

something like that. But anyway, she said that he had taught my dad how to track. Well, it turns out when he met this guy's brother, this guy's brother's like, he's not a tracker. What do you do? He tracked himself to the circle, okay? What'd you tell? He's over here like, this is how you track. So this is a funny story. When it finally came out, the rest of it, and her name is Charesa, not Charesa. She was like, we're adding my kid to call Charesa. She said, Charesa told me, she says, he learns how to track. He knew how to do it. And he actually taught my dad, but you know where he learned it? YouTube. So native, native American guy. Tell him, you can learn almost anything you want. Just look it up. So his brother called him out on his brothers like, did this, when did he learn this in the military? And you know, Charesa's dad's like, well, no, we were, we showed up together in the air for because it's the way that he's tracking. It turns out that his brother kind of dropped the dime on him. He, no tracker, he's tracking, tracking himself to the, to the grocery stores by

that. So it was kind of funny, you know, the funny story, but he did know how to track because he's like, my dad knew how. So a native American that looked it up on YouTube, taught her dad out of track. And so it did. And she said that they ended up shooting a deer that day, but the deer, that the arrow went look underneath the spine. And she said, and that was my fault because I felt terrible because when my dad was going to shoot, I started talking to my dad's like, and then I said, my little brother said something else. And then she goes, but it was truly my fault because of what I had said. She's like, is what prompted the, the, my little brother to open up his big mouth and then my dad ended up not hitting it where he wanted to. So they went to go track this deer, right? So this was crazy. She's like, it was 20 years ago. She was off 15. You know, there was 2001, but she goes, I was almost 60, 15 gold and 16. And she said that we were, we were, we were going through the pine barons, going through the woods. And she said that there were still

leaves on the trees and everything else. And I said, really? So it wasn't the fall. She goes, no, this was illegal. She just straight up. She got a caught guy game wouldn't game over. She's like, my dad, he's stupid. He's, you don't care. You know, and then she gave me her familial last name. And I'm like, Oh, I said, are you any kids? Because yes, yes, whatever. Yes. That was us. We were those people. And I said, Oh, okay. So your family had some ties. It goes, yep. Yeah. They were nuts. So really, I've known a lot of crazy people over the years who were Italians, Italians and Greeks and whatever had a ton of friends who were there. Russians, Italians, you know, do the math. I mean, I've just been in front of a lot of people like that. But she said it. She says, you know, we were doing something. We weren't supposed to be throwing. You know, I know my dad was like, it's hunting season. No, it's not. My dad just a world champion bullshit artist animals are out there. Yeah. That's how

this started. The God gave us the animals to use at any time. There's no set time. You know, just usually, right? You know, so she said that, you know, when we had some family down there that had that own some land, you know, so we were hunting on private property. But it wasn't dear season. I said, well, I'm telling. It's 25 years ago. Go get them. You know, I'm sure we can him you up on something. But so anyways, they're out there and they're and she says, we track this deer from the blood and we we followed it for like an hour. We knew it was around. And then she goes, we found it laying at the base of a tree. And my little brother had stayed behind in the stand, right? We went around kind of a circle. She goes, and then I looked around and said, everything looked like we had been there before. It looked the same. And Teresa was like, I am really freaked out at this point. She goes, why does everything look so familiar? Didn't we already come through here?

And so they grabbed the deer. They did what they did and they they they they cut it up and she took part of it. She goes, I was a pretty stout kid. My dad took part of it and you know, and we we carried what we could, you know, we left, you know, a lot of the unessentials and we took what we what we needed. And she's like, when we were moving the deer, I saw the tree move a few inches to the right. Now, when I was looking at this in the files, I noticed there were five or six stories over there that had question marks next to them. Now, I know two of those. I don't know where they came from. I don't remember these. But the other thing I remember getting them and hers was one of them. So I messaged her, I said, hey, I want to do a shows coming week. Can you get back with me? Get back with me really quick. And so she told me she's like, you know, I will never forget that as long as I live. She had another couple creepy stories, but we're tonight we're focusing on these stories. There's two in particular we're going to tell. And she said, these just tree moved. And I don't care what anybody says. It

wasn't no glitch in the matrix type thing. She goes, it moved, like it literally moved. And my dad caught a glimpse of it. He was cutting the deer and he looks up and he was like, like, something moved, but he was like, she was like, she said she felt this overwhelming fear come over her. And she said, I was not about to tell my dad what I just saw because my dad was one of those who I'm going to go chuck it out, go and grab the tree and maybe point a gun at it and threaten the tree. There's nothing there. Because her dad believed that he could shoot anything. Yeah, you could shoot your taxes. You know, it's gone. So she was like, I didn't want trouble. And this tree was giving me this vibe. And she said that the tree, like it was weird because she noticed like around the deer's neck, one of the roots of the tree had come up and was kind of over part of the neck. How did that happen? How did this deer fall and go down up in there?

There's no way for that to happen. Thank you for that donation. What a weird thing. What a weird way to like, like, how does a tree, how does a deer, like, how does that work? Well, the point of fact is it doesn't. She says all I did was just push with my boot, the tree root, because I didn't want my dad, you know, get freaked out. And oh, orms, there's a technically you can shoot everything. You can, but that's not going to fix the problem. You know, is there a moth behind me? What is that? There's like some plan around behind me. But yeah, that's what's crazy, dude. So she was just like freaked out like what the hell? What was that? Like, how did this happen? Doesn't make any sense, right? And so she just said, okay, I just, I just kept on, you know, rationalizing it. She's like, and then when we're walking, we get this. She looks back. And this was a stack, right? This was in a

doe. She said the antlers were crushed down. She's like, I look back and I was walking backwards for a few feet. Now, I'm tripped. And I noticed that the head of the deer and the entrails looked like they had been sucked underneath the tree. Now, what's crazy is this is not the only story I've heard like this. There was another story that I got from somebody who claims that they've walked through a portal. And this has happened a few times. And they claim to have seen a tree literally using its branches to grab a pig, to grab the pig and putting it inside of itself. Like to eat it, like it was eating this pig. Now, they claimed that they walked into an alternate reality. Maybe they walked into an office. Maybe they did. Maybe they didn't. Where maybe these trees are carnivorous or something like that. But that's a story for another day. The night we're talking about something that happened to these people. And it wasn't a humanoidal shape tree. But then when they got back to

the truck and they were in the truck and they were driving away, she's like, we got back. I started to say something. And then I said, better not. My little brothers of Sissy's prone to nightmares. I said, did he go out of that? She goes, no, he still Sissy goes, he would disagree. He's 31. Thanks. He's tough. But he's not. He tried in Meme. He got hit in the nose. And he put time, he called time out in the middle of the fight. He got hit again, laid down, blood, and then never did it again. I was like, what? She goes, yeah, really in the middle of it. He was calling time out because he got hit hard. She's like, he thinks he's tough, but he's not. Right? You don't play at violence. Yeah, I don't play at violence. Right? So anyway, that's what's going on with him. Right? So she says, look, I'm gonna tell you this. She's like, I didn't want to say anything, but I just couldn't help it. So I told my dad, I said, dad, I think that tree moved. And she goes, and my dad was like, you saw that? You saw that. And he goes, he's like, I did too, but I don't know if I'm tripping or what,

you know, like my mind wasn't she goes, no, yeah, tree moved. Yeah. She's like, you know, my dad and mom had me when I was young. She, my mom was 18, but I was 21. You know, it was like, you know, it was kind of like, you know, they were growing up same time I was. And he's like, my dad was very superstitious. You know, the Stryga, like the witches, the Italian. He always tells her a story about how they tried to curse her mother when she was born. And he said, when she, when she was born that hurt that they tried to curse her mom. So get this because of that. And he believes this, right? This Stryga did this. The reason he believes in 100% is because she was born dead. She was born deceased. She was pretty much deprived of oxygen as a baby. And so Teresa grew up seeing things. She always

wondered like, why do I see shit? You know, they're exact words. I said, I was talking about this yesterday, with the person over at the hospice. Why do I see things? Why is that that I had seen these weird things other people don't always see? But some people do. Some people do. Some people will see things that you see. And then it kind of provides proof to you. Because I remember one time I was at a barbecue, joined out in West Texas with my dad, my grandpa, my dad. And I don't remember what it was. I was a little kid, but I saw, I can't, to this day, I can't remember exactly what it was. But I saw somebody's face kind of change, you know? And we know that now, what that is. And the guy cutting the meat, he was like, with that. So when that person walked off, he looked at me. And I remember he was an older black dude. And he goes, you saw that, right? I said, yeah. And my grandpa, my dad didn't know what the heck I was talking about. They did, whatever. So I just went on. But yeah, it was, it was an older woman. And it looked like half of her face was normal. When she

turned the other side, she'd look like somebody else. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But I've always rationalized like me. I saw it a couple times too. You know, the wagon bag and Taylor. Oh, yeah. Yeah. There was a guy that used to work. There's a real nice guy, man. I'd always go into my Spider-Man comics and stuff. And every now and then he'd just give me a free one. He'd go, I tell him he'd get you know, whatever. And I remember there was a guy there one time. And I'll never forget this. He was buying like a chocolate milk. And I saw this guy. And he turned on his Hispanic dude. And we turned around. He was a straight up white dude. Didn't, wasn't, did not look Hispanic at all. Like, and I was like, what the fuck? And I was always like, so it's always kind of like, did I see that? You know what I mean? But when you have the eye, you notice things. You notice these fake people weird things, right? So Teresa of me hit it off because she was like, I see this. My brother was like, you're crazy. You're crazy. I'm like, well, you're a sissy. And dad thinks you're a sissy. She was horrible to each other. I called him a mama's boy. He called me daddy's girl. We'd always

argue back. And I was like my dad. He was like my mom. She goes, the problem is my mom's a woman. She said she cracks on his dude hard. But anyways, sibling rivalry being what it is, right? So she says that she goes and deals with this, this, this, uh, Striga one time because her, her steps, her, not steps, it'd be her, her cousins by marriage, I guess, her step cousins, like her aunt married a guy who I already had kids. So she said they would be, what would that be? My step cousins? So she said that she was in there with her step cousin and they got, they're real close. She says they will, we're real close, right? And so she said that we were in there talking to them. They said, well, let's read your numbers, your cards. I do your car, uh, tarot cards. She said, I don't, I don't mess with that kind of stuff. But this one was a Striga straight up. And she says your mama was cursed when you were a baby. And she said, it's not over. She said,

when you turn 40, which is in like five years from now, she's like, this she was 25 when this happens. You go, when you turn 40, then major events going to change your life forever. And she's like, well, what is it? She was a cantileum because I don't know. It's just going to be very sad. It was going to change. She was, I'm dreading 40. I said, don't think of it that way because you don't know that woman could have been just taking your money. She goes, no. No, she was just straight up Striga. She goes, she knew they were in Brooklyn, right? She said, this woman knew exactly. She talked about everything from my life. I had to tell, I really prove it. She did it. And then I'm like, well, prove it again. She did again. She's like, well, what a prove it again. And she's like, oh, great. So maybe something is going to happen. I said, maybe, maybe not. But you know, prayer, it does a lot. God can change and stop a lot of things. You'd be shocked. And sometimes what you think is bad and negative because you're thinking, oh, there's no way that, you know, this is going to work out. And it does work out because God's

got you back. God takes care of his own folks. I can tell you that from from experience. Don't don't don't let the devil deceive you into thinking that you're stuck on some path that you know. The true path of righteousness is just full of darkness that tries to interfere. And what's up, Abe? What's going on? What's up, Richard? Randy, everybody who's in here, you know, hanging out. Welcome everybody to the members only. One of the things that was that's weird about this story too was that when she left her, her dad went back to that area about two years later. She would never go back with them. And she said, I don't want to go hunt down there in my cousin's farm or our ranch land, whatever farm, slash friends. She's like, I don't want to hunt down there no more. I won't go back. So my dad went back with one of his friends and his brother. She's like, and the crazy thing is, my uncle, Sal, she's like, he saw something move and everybody always said he had the eye.

So she told me she goes, something weird is a foot in the pine barons. She's like, I saw something move. My uncle saw something move and so did my dad's friend. And she said that it was two trees and they were walking and they just in their you see it in your peripheral, you know, and they look up and the trees had switched. I've been on the way back. The trees were switched back the other way. What's crazy, she says, is this wasn't even that long ago. This was like 10 years ago. And she's like, in my uncle, he had pictures of it. And she's like, this was like, you know, like nine years after what happened to me. She's like, it was like, you know, 15 years ago, something like that. But she said that this the trees, they moved. So I'm looking into that. If anybody has any information about that, let me know. What's crazy though is that I was on a page one day and I was talking to somebody about the pine barons and they said, it's real easy to

get lost there. And this person literally said, she said, it's almost like the trees move. This isn't the only forest where I've heard of stuff like that. I've heard of stories of trees moving around and doing weird things. People getting lost. Your samadhi is another one where I've heard of people getting lost saying is almost like the trees move. Patagonia is another place. I've heard of. It was another place. The Sierra Nevada's people getting lost in these woods. We're going to revisit this. We're going to talk more about this. But anyway, that's her story. She's got a couple other really creepy stories. But the next one we're going to get into. So thank you for that one, Teresa. It's a weird thing, Bruce. Right.

Anyways, Bruce goes by BC. That's his nickname, but in his last thing, in fact, for the sea, but we'll just call him BC because Bruce. So Bruce told me a story. This is a weird story. This happened in Tennessee and the Appalachian Hills of Tennessee. And he said that something really weird happened to him when he was a young man. He was like 10 years old. And he said, this wasn't like some ancient times or whatever. He was 10 years old in 1992. That's all I know is a long time for some people, but he's younger than me by several years as I'm an older man. But here's the thing. He said that when he was a kid, there was something that came out of the woods and that his family saw this together. His three brothers, he had one sister, two older brothers were with their dad and they were working. But he said that his younger brother and his older sister, there were two boys in the girl, then him. So she was right in the middle. So him and the younger

boy and the older sister were there with their mother and their mother had a sewing business. Here's my mother made a lot of money with a serious sewing machine. She just old sewing machines had it forever and she used it. He said the year was 1982 and he goes, he'll never forget this as long as I live. He's like, they was this green. Yeah, green. He goes and it walked into our yard. When Bruce told me that, and Bruce, initially this was not the story, he was telling me, he's telling me, he's talking about Bigfoot. And so this is weird. You might have heard me talk about Bruce's people before. Thank you for that donation, Abe. We greatly appreciate that. But Bruce's cousin was the one that looked into the mirror in Tennessee and said, bloody Mary and then the Bigfoot thing appeared and started causing problems. We're going to talk about that when we get into Tennessee. Now I jumped the gun. I said, oh, that'll be coming up. We got to do Florida and then we got to go

across the country and go back to California because next week it's California. We got Florida, California too. They're very most popular states and we got to cover those and then we'll go back and we will be doing Tennessee. So we're going to do that. But I don't think Tennessee is coming up right away. I think it's Kentucky. That's what it was. It was Kentucky. So anyway, they live on the Kentucky Tennessee border, but his cousin is in Kentucky. Bruce's Bigfoot encounter also happened in Kentucky, but he's from Tennessee. So I said it was Kentucky, but I had to do Tennessee first. So I got to go, boom, boom, boom, boom. So it might be like three, four weeks before we get into Bruce and his cousin's encounter that started with a freaking mirror. But he told me, when I talk to people, they give me all of their encounters, they give me all this stuff that it's happened to them. That's how I like to do it. I like to be able to get in there and talk to people about all the wild stuff that happens to them. Thank you for that, David. We appreciate that. And I want to thank

everybody too for all the prayers for my uncle. You guys really came through for me because my uncle, for most of his life that I know of was not a God-fearing man, but right before he died, he told my aunt something that was the most important thing he ever said. And he said, I've made my piece with God. And then he went unconscious. And, you know, about 16 hours later, he was gone. So that's important. So I appreciate everybody's prayers and support. Thank you for that. And I know you guys, from the members and the Patreon, y'all the ones that love to help and do whatever. So what happened with this guy? Bruce, she sounds a little kid. That's where my little brother Isaac is like, and this thing, it looked like a green tree. He said it was so weird coming out of the woods. It was like a cartoon. And he said, my sister, she comes

up and she's like, they call me BC. He's like, I'll always come and be sick. And she says, BC, there's something coming out of the woods. And he goes, yeah, I'm looking at it. Go tell mama. She comes and they have two dogs. One of the dogs was really, really mean. He goes, he was really, really mean. Funny too. He said, my dad should be a truck driver. And he had this one friend. He was a Hispanic. And he taught him this word, Diablo. That's something I brought for the comma, brother. But he said, our dog was so mean, we called him Diablo. That's what was the other dog's name. He said, Andy. I said, one of your dogs name is Andy. And the other one's Diablo. Oh, he gots. Yep. But he goes, Andy was pretty, pretty mean too. He didn't take no crap from Diablo. But he goes, but he was a tough dog. But he had to go, we had this, we don't know what kind of dogs they were. They were much, but they were mean as hell. When it came to us, we're very protective of us. When we had rabbit huts and we had chickens and all kinds of stuff. He goes, in this creature,

came into the yard and those dogs were on the porch and they were going crazy, growling, barking, but they wouldn't leave the porch. They were just kind of doing their paws up and down like that. And I go, what is this? This thing, whatever it was, was about six to seven feet tall. Wasn't massive or anything like that. I said, how wide was he goes from my little kid mind? I don't know, it was wide. I mean, everything was bigger. When you're a kid, you think everything is humongous, big, ultra-year, big, old thing, whatever. You think your mom and dad are 10 feet tall. There's been a little, but he said, I was a little kid. I was a little snottin' those little scrawny kids. 10 years old, he goes, I look like I was in second grade, I was so skinny. He goes, and then the next year, I just shot up going in like six grade, whatever he goes, it was just, I just got real big, six to seven grade. And he goes, and then I played football, I got bigger, and I put some weight on. He goes, and then in one summer, I put on like 25 pounds or something like that. It happened to me, he said, I know how that works. But he said, he goes, I saw this thing,

and it was like a weird color. It was like a bright green. He goes, and I remember, it was a Saturday morning we were watching cartoons. And my mom comes in there, he's like, what is that? And she goes, we got to call him Aunt Brandy. And he's like, why are we calling Aunt Brandy? He's like, well, she's a wood witch. And he's like, mm-hmm. Yeah, by wood witch, you mean if I get a cut, she puts peroxide on it. And the bubbles come up. Ooh, he told me, dude, he goes, you're not dealing with the most sophisticated people in the world. He's like, they believe in some weird stuff, right? He goes, we live in these hills, right? We're in Hill, Billy's, Buril. Part of my family's in Kentucky, part my family is in Tennessee. And he said it just like that. He didn't say part of my family, he said part of my family. And he goes, I'm the educated, cultured one. He's like,

there's still someone out there that don't even go to Tampa, but once a year for the last 20 years, he's talking like, Bayden once a week. I'm not even joking. They're like, you don't need water and soap, what is all that? You know, you're gonna rub your skin off. That's bad for you. Thank you. Thank you, that donation. Greatly appreciate that. But it was just, you know, it was just a it's a weird thing. And yeah, so they end up like going outside to get the dogs to come inside because they were terrified. This thing went and it stood and it like laid down roots right next to the storage shed. And what was weird was right before him and his sister Emily's eyes, it turns into a tree. Like he was a green thing moving like like the roots were moving, you know, like tentacles. And then it moves and it

goes right in front of a of a of a show. He'd say it was a shed. He said it was a small barn in the backyard. And there were no fence, you know, and he said that it put down roots right there and it just stood there and turned into a freaking tree. And he goes mama, what do we do? She goes, I don't know, but I'm gonna shoot it. He goes mama, don't do that. He goes, I'm a little brother, Isaac, he's crying, you know, and he's just like, they're like, Isaac, what do you want to do? You know, he's like, I want ice cream. So you got all your problems when you're a kid. It just makes the problem right away. They know what the ice cream. Teresa says that her dad bought everything. She could shoot everything. She'd shoot everything. You see a Damon shoot it. It's pulls out of Elmer Fudd musket. Yeah. This little kid here, the answer to ice creams. Yeah, muskets and ice cream. Do what? Which is it? Muskets and ice cream. Muskets and ice cream. There we go. Make your problem go away. And he was crying. He was scared. So he said that, you know, Emily grabbed

him and kind of held him. Then it was his older sister. He said that she was very motherly to us, my wife. Not so much my older brother. She didn't stand them too. Not the least of it because they were always trying to beat up her boyfriend. She goes, they were now that she'd bring a decent guy, you know, around and they'd try to beat him up. I'm wrestling him and don't dunk his head and mud. You know, she, uh, he goes, but she ended up marrying a good guy. He turned out to be a preacher. I mean, at least for a while. And then he did something else. But he's still a man of God. He said, he met him. She married a good one. I said, what about you? He goes, been married three times. He goes, I don't recommend it. I said marriage or divorce. He goes neither. I said, okay. To each his own man. So he said that this, this tree, get this, believe it or not. His dad comes home and then he, they're out there running to the daddy. Daddy, there's a tree that just crawled into the yard and it planted itself.

And his dad goes up to the tree and goes, this tree's always been here. Right? He said, my older brother, Danny was like, what's wrong with you boys? That tree's always been here. Daddy planted this tree when we first moved here. And the stupid thing, y'all are so stupid, this is a peach tree. And they're like, what? Later on in the year, it sprouted fruit. And Danny, and I don't know the oldest boy's name, and his dad acted like it was a normal thing, like it had always been that way. And he forbid them to chop it down. It said they were crazy. That other damn mind. It's treated just crawl of the yard. And Emily, he goes, and me, my little brother Isaac, to this day, he goes, I know, he goes, Isaac still lives out there, right? He's like, to this day, that tree is still there. Still bearing fruit every year.

He's like, we, with our mother, watch that tree. He goes, and my mother wouldn't let us eat the fruit from that. He goes, and right in front of my mama, two older boys are always eating the peaches. He's like, then he goes, I'd sneak out and eat them too, you know? He goes, sweetest peaches ever. He asked me, he says, Mr. Turner, he called me Mr. Turner. He said, Mr. Turner, what do you think happened to us? I said, you ate or forbidden fruit and you're going to hell, all of you were doomed. You were absolutely damned. And I'm done with you now hung up. Game over. Game over, man. Game over. Won't you put Emily in charge? No, man. You tell me what that was. Was that a, was that vegetation? Was that a monster? Was that a man? What was it? What did they see? Or what kind of magic or what would you call the Mandela?

What is that? Mandela? You know, how could three men, you know, well, they were older teens and a man, but have known and seen this thing for years and then nobody else looked like you, this is weird, right? That is so freaking weird. Yeah, Madison, she said, too weird to put a name on it. Yeah, we were debating in the ride back. We had to go run an errand. We had to drop scorefall, we had to bunch, we have a bunch of work praise God getting workers work to die in and we're so we're coming back, you know, and we were talking like, what, what is this? As if it's not weird enough that it's a moving tree. It would green. And then everyone else remembers it just being there. Yeah. So it's like an end mixed with Mandela effect story possibly. Reality is weird. Yeah, if you had to put it in way stranger than

fiction, oh, it is. I mean, you don't need fiction. Just like, all fiction is just just pulled from like ancient memory of what used to be reality. Nothing new under the sun. Yeah, it's just a cycle. It repeats millions of years. Civilization is really old. Definitely bizarre. Definitely weird. Anybody got any questions where we balance and remember, after this, we're going to do the Patreon. And the Patreon is Juan Sucle. His encounter with what, whatever, we don't know. This one wasn't in the national force, but it was right next to him. And he was driving along, but his story is spiky. Bigfoot and the nature of reality coming up next on Patreon. We're going to go to Patreon. We're going to do what we got to do. I want to stay on track. Tomorrow night, we got a show. We got to do a show. So we're going to be doing what is tomorrow night?

This, well, I was thinking about this because it's, it could be another skin walker one. But it's the not dear. I don't know what it is. I don't know. We'll figure it out. Maybe tomorrow together. But Bobby, Bobby, I said, I got a question. You have a question. Tell us what the question was going. What's he got? Yeah, orm. That's a good, he, orm says, did anyone eat the fruit before? Yeah, according to they don't have the memory of this. His, his brother, Isaac, don't have a memory of this. Bruce, BC. Emily doesn't have a memory of this, and nor does the mother. But the other three claim to remember eating the fruit. I don't know what to tell you.

Hot Roxas. What's good? Adam Paulson. Adam, there you are. Adam, we got to figure this out, dude. So I can pay you. If you have a cash app or a bit more or anything else, I'm going to see if our online store, because this could be one solution. I'm going to see if our online store, like on the backend, if they let me generate like a coupon code, like, like an exclusive one, then I can just give, give to Adam. And then he can just like redeem it for like a sweater or something on the store. And then we're going to use that for our like international people. Because Adam, for whatever reason, like, and I see your comment, PayPal, I've been checking. PayPal, dude. Yeah, I've been checking it religiously. Like, it's not like, the request is not popping up for whatever reason. It's not your fault. It's just, it's probably just PayPal, it's just being weird. But yeah, I'm going to check tonight and see if I can't just like, get the online store to generate like a coupon code, like one time you're saying for you. David Buckhoek's code. Adam. And then if that works, then I'll just, I'll reply to your email

and just send that code and you can use it on the online store. Here's what I'm going to do for you too, Adam. I'm going to message Paul Sinclair at the very least, because you're in the UK. And I'm going to message Paul Sinclair and give me your address on right here at Banners. Where's it at? Giveaways. There it is. Giveaways at PRTpodcast.com. And I'm going to have my good friend Paul Sinclair, I'll pay for the shipping. I'll pay for the book. I'm going to have Paul send you a book, at least one of his books. I'll even tell him to send you a couple for the trouble, all right? So yeah, that's what we're going to do. And if you could generate a code like that, I don't know what you do that. I mean, I don't know for sure that we can. It just came to me. If you drown, you're a witch, and if you die by fire, you weren't. Yes, you're innocent if you die. Yeah, you're innocent, right? Because the witches don't burn. Yeah, that's right. So this is what we're going to figure out. We're going to figure this out,

all right? And Bobby Agam and Anciy Quys are just a minute here. Here is what I'm going to say to Adam, okay? Let this be a lesson to all. We're going to get to, if this code thing, if you managed to make it work, that's how we're going to be able to send stuff to the overseas people. That's how we're going to do it. If you could do that. If not, I mean, if we can't get this to work, we got to figure something out, dude, because this guy's got to get his stuff. Gertie says, I want to put you in jail with you guys haven't had any. Can I just get one of your books? Is that sure? We haven't had any more pink hoodies. Are we out? We might not have had her size. That might be a matter of question. Is Maddie in the chat? Maddie, I don't think Maddie is in the chat. You can message Maddie right now, though, and see, and just say, hey, do we have any pink hoodies for Gertie? And here's another mask that says Josh, do dog man all look different? Yes, they do. I believe

they do. I think there's different kinds, too. And Bobby August says, okay, and a well-for-dog man is same different. Here's my answer to that about the dog man, where will thing? We don't know which one's which, because I've heard of skin walkers having tails and I have tails. I've heard of where was having tails and I have tails and dog man having tails and we don't even know. Like, according to JC Johnson, it was one of the people I really looked up to in this field because he came head on with stuff and people were making fun of them. Guy was ahead of his time, you know. And one of the things he said, and I remember having a late night conversation with Dave Willie about, there's another good friend in this field, you know, and he said that the he believed that these dog man were just werewolves and some of them had shapeshifted, you know, like skin walkers and they couldn't ship back. I thought he said he did this conclusion he came to. You know, and even the werewolf cult had told me they'll see other beings that look like them,

they don't know what they are, they don't know if they're shapeshifted, they don't know. They can sense it a lot of times, but then there's a cloaking thing that happens between them. And they have different lineages. So these things are running around out there and who the hell knows what's what. I think it's just kind of like, you know, like me and Abe have talked about on his show. You really don't know, you know, it's just kind of like, you know, we just know that they're evil, you know, and they're disembodied, Nephilim, you know, demonic spirits. I mean, that's what they are. Yeah, I don't know. He is. And him and him and Brent and Saulin were going to do a show. And then JC died. If I remember correctly, if quote me, I don't quote me on this, but I, if I remember Craig, I talked to Brent and he said they were going to do something, they were going to do a collaboration or something and JC died. And then Brent and died when right before me and his collaboration, you know, so that's, you know, coincidence is I don't believe in that. And then when

Scott Martis passed away, me and him talked about a week before about the the sea creatures, sea monster things, especially the one in Lake Champ, Lake Champ playing. And you remember that Anthony, he was going to come on the show and he was going to tell people that he thought it was like a phantom. Yeah. And then he passed away. So I don't know, man, a lot of weird, you know, whatever, coincident, I don't believe in coincidences. There's some stuff that we're going to talk about too on the real random files coming up pretty soon. When I get a chance and I, and I, DevTray, deal with all of the fallout of his business that I'm in and deal with him, you know, my uncles, Barry, all and all that. I want to talk about some stuff that's going on, you know, with the whole, I don't want to say it on the show even, you know, but like the illnesses, just put it that way. All right, guys, I'll see you guys over on the Patreon, hopefully. Thank you. Good night.

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