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The impossible quiz. I heard about it and never tried it. Roll the intro. Got the intro. Guys, we're going to play this. I don't know, 20 minutes. Yeah, we'll do a 20-minute time where we can get it. All right, ready? Set. How many holes in a polo? I'm going to go with those two holes like the two holes that are in the O's. Or is it A polo and then that is also three holes that could be in a polo. Or is it in a polo like a shirt and it's one, two, three, four. There's a lot of options. It's definitely not one. Let's go for them. Okay. Okay. Can a match box? No, but a tin can. That sounds right. Okay. Definitely not yes or no. Yes, one beat Mike Tyson. I think just kind of match box. No, but a tin can. Wow. And we got sound effects now.

What? Oh, answer this question backwards. Okay. So K.O. All right. We're flying. How far do you want to go? Just to the end, I think. Let's keep going. I would assume this is click the answer. Yeah. Put the mouse on here. You got me. Yeah. The mouse on. Where is the mouse? Put the mouse on here. Don't touch the blue. Dude, you're out and around. Did you play this before? Nope. This is like my IQ test, I think. The square root of onion. Okay. Pye 28 or shout. What is the shallot? Onion. The square root of onion. Square root of onion. I think this is going to be a par-wig-a-low-hick. Square root of an onion. What does it even mean? Right. Square root. Oh, square root. Of an onion. The root of an onion.

Like a carrot would kind of have a, like, it's kind of like a root in the ground. Square root. What is a square? The square root. I don't know. I've never heard of that in my life. It can't be the number 28, right? No. I feel like it can't be a number. Pye, Pye doesn't really make sense. 3.4. Repeat it forever. So. Correct. So carrot, carrot or shallot, I guess. I think no matter what we do, it's a mess. So. Here we go, carrot. Carrot. We're getting out. This is crazy work. The disrespect to give us an ad is crazy. That's crazy. Alright, we got to say a lot. Watch this ad. That's too much, right? You're already down in the dumps. You lost and then they all sell you something. And then make you watch a 30 second ad. Are we going shallot here? I guess. I don't know what to do. Wow. We were on the right, okay.

We were on the right, okay, I don't know why the answer is really big Okay, infinity is pretty big answer is big Infinity is really big is really big an elephant is also big really big Let's go with an elephant so to be a two is come home to Disney Let's go get ready for a new case for the greatest partners of all time Do it this night and your last name does snake dream team new habitats who told you has a secret reptile population You can watch the record breaking phenomenon at home Zotopia 2 now available on Disney plus rated PG right now You can get Disney plus and hulu for just 499 a month for three months with a special limited time offer ends March 24th after three months Plan auto renews at 1299 a month terms apply I What are we doing, bro? I'm shooting from the hit man search Shooters. Oh, no chance. I know I'm pretty sure you're looking for yes, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, no way

Nope for any face do not want No, keep looking No No, bro, I don't think there's oh Come on. Oh, no. What was the answer to the question to what was questions? Oh What was this? Oh, what was question tube? Question Question two was nobody tin can no, I was like question four. Are you sure? I'd say bottom left I feel you have that's where nobody tin can but this but this one's moved here. This one's moved here This one's moved here and that one stays there So if it was this one you're really clicking this one Or right Right All right My guess is top wow Come on come on, dude Choose the food or choose food the mouth choose food share. Whoa wait. What's that?

Oh french fries I think I meant I think it's a play on the word of choose choose food mouth Like your mouth also looks like a pile of french fries. I think that's Doesn't it like that's a strange saying but like I don't think that's the reason why they did that That is a silhouette of a pile of french fries. I bet you So we'll go there nice one. What was that? I don't know. What is that? I don't know. Oh, we get a skip Oh, we earned a skip what follows December 2nd December 3rd December 2nd you got this little end here What question mark right what follows December so a question mark does 142 dwarves What does that even mean? I don't know something to do with Santa right Santa have doors no snow white dead that's elves December 3rd December 2nd question mark. I think it's

Question mark sounds good or December 3rd Or end go for it If we're getting wrong you're gonna blame it. Well already going wrong You're an idiot. I told you You're just playing music again, man. It's like it's like a sad song skip it No Back to back double ads with the same song is crazy So December 3rd. I think we have to pull it you do it Ah Me go mom you said all right you there's a good we can get through this Four four Take see I was right nobody taking right you're right So down I got a breath don't mess this up you're moving a little too quick Moving really quick You're in so fast you're flying Call you got two skips wow Oh, you didn't even you didn't even ask me. Well, we knew it's what we knew which two it wasn't it could have been

We got three lives like the smallest the dot on top of the hot top. I everyone knows that what sound does a bell make What can you put in a bucket to make it light a hole yeah Oh Excuse me Towards I guess All right, nay What What Huh What Ney Winnie it maybe you got to like click some letters Should I spell it nay oh Okay, I clicked and I you should probably ask me first before you start clicking stuff All right, if we have to spell something what we can't spell it because you can't spell nay

Know that try horse Okay Okay, hold on one two three four five six seven I it could be H or it could be A B C D E F G G or H I feel like H makes no sense H are trying to trick us. Yeah, okay 24 minus seven definitely a walrus What Okay 17, but why would 17 equal a walrus You know what I'm saying I mean, that's closest to 17 16 That's 16 times just do walrus I told you that wasn't it you literally said do walrus. Hey, they didn't give us an ad how kind of being All right, all right, we got this we got this let me go slow on this one because you want a little too fast for my comfort

Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, let's go. He's scary. We don't use the skips at all. Why would we Horse We're gonna we get an ad when we do good too Why get this the only people paying you get another ad man Thank you This one's not skippable though. They're gonna make us watch this whole thing We'll be back after it into it break more Can I can I be honest with you whoever's run this ad? I don't even know what you're trying to tell me I've no idea what what I'm supposed to be buying Okay, not what it we click walrus. Okay 24 Minus seven equals 17

You found it. That ain't good job. Good job. Stop It's hammer time hammer time. I'm come on Hammer. It's a hammer stop. It's hammer time right and listen Color in the correct order blue orange green green yellow Oh What what do you mean how did you think of that so quick there's boggy blue orange green green yeah, I know I get you but like what Deal or no deal no deal I don't think You said it and I trusted you dealer no deal seal. Don't know why Don't know why dealer no deal seal watch carefully Oh top left. Okay nice Extra life come on. Give us an extra life. If they're given to us, let's take it I told you they're messing with us

Modest one life Skip okay Save changes to untitled brand What do you mean brand I don't know that's just what it says cancel You don't you got to ask me I keep forgetting man. You got to just Oh, we back yeah Save changes to untitled did I click cancel last time you click did you you clicked cancel and that's it only once right thing so There were a lot of skips. We're not gonna do that ever Yeah, because once we skip then we're not gonna know the answer. We're off the bank on a skip every time Yes, it's probably brand What did I even mean? I don't know my time. Let's say that No, it's a dirty screen. Oh Oh, we're gonna read it. Let me go fast click V in the lives

Yeah Got it. No Oh No, I will never buy your subscription because I've had how do you kill a werewolf It's like a wooden stake in Mm-hmm something like Thanks, I think the first one's a how do you kill a werewolf definitely shoe polish Go one life left you have to do it. It's me out at me too many times. I'm not taking the bait How do you kill a werewolf shoe polish for sure? Don't click it unless you want to On your own delicious. Okay See how you would react if I did it Cillip bang where's that what does that mean? Hmm Cillip I saw from my fantasy books gravy Come on, bro. I never doubted you Which of which of these places names doesn't exist?

Oh Harsh facey Blubber houses. Yep Brown or Willie Germans week Brown Willie wait, they even click those two. Oh, no. Oh, no, maybe twat. Why's there so many options What did you click? Do you know what you click? Oh Sometimes I just feel it man my plum swell up and I feel it I could I could feel I could feel you feeling it Oh, I hope you been paying attention. What number question we own I haven't Don't go to 28. No. Yeah Wow It's just Tell me look no What is it a luck I think it's not what's this that's a cupcake

A bun a bun a bun dance that bun is dancing Come on Wow, I'm fired up. What flavor is cardboard? We should do that every time that's fun Um I don't know why it's all covered definitely not honey got to be honey since you said that Let's go honey I knew it wasn't why that what's fun is like no matter what we do we won't lose on this question Mm, so consider that pork scratchings I Just I just want to understand it Mm-hmm some you don't and that's life like that's just what life is sometimes you just don't understand It's a good way to put it Eggman is what yeah, which one you've done matter you want to pick one of these or no? I don't feel like any is the answer. Well don't worry because we're not gonna get any wrong All right

Eggman is oh Oh, good thing good luck man When she slowed down why don't you slow down? It's just this is a bold man some time in the doby photoship What are the main ingredients of shampoo uh Sham cricket crap hold on yeah, oh what is sham and then poo that's um baby sham and human feces rocks and sausages Shampoo baby sham and human well, what is sham is sham a cricket? I don't know. It's either cricket crab this one up to you. We got one I'll leave it up to How many How many letters? Okay, it could be this one two three four five six seven four seven or three four five six seven eight nine

You sure No, cuz what a Why is his hand cut off he's bleeding. Yeah, get buddy abandoned one two three four five six Nine or seven how many letters seven or nine can we one of those two right? I mean, I feel like The way this quiz is going is his hair is seven Elephants don't like mice Okay I got it If you press the brain, bro Wait, what? I didn't get to read the first one just click it now. I'm scared He says it's fine. Look at he's smiling. I don't know man Just click I'm dude. He's happy. See He's riding around town Thinking about life And you're the my dog my wife all right the 20-minute mark man when we die. We die. Okay. Here we go. Nice one

We got two lives here. What do you call wingless fly? That's a wall. That's gotta be a war, right? Why does it make sense plum does make sense? Okay Can you get this question wrong? I think okay. I think now of course not That and she's you got to ask me these things Like I'm happy for you shoot or shoot me. I'd like my I don't say it's our last run. We have we have 17 skips Yeah, but we're not skipping they're not skipping it all We wouldn't skip Mary rose the impossible quiz has a hundred and twenty thousand dislikes Hahaha Mary rose sat on a pin see that's so fun. Oh really? Don't do it man. Oh really? It just some feels right man. It's like that's what we're all about Mary rose sat on a pin. Okay, just think about it. Mary Rose Rose rose like the flower rose like stood up

Rose like oh wait Mary rose sat on a pin then Mary rose How do you do that? She sat on a pin and then Mary rose Right? I sure Studying Stuff stuff Ha Stuff take that stuff and then Duff it over cylindrical Do we miss something when we weren't looking problem? Is there something that happened uh right here right now So good so good so good Spring styles are at Nordstrom Rack stores now and they're up to 60 percent off Stock up and save on rag and bone made well Vince all sings in more of your favorites Why do we rock for the hottest still just so many Join the Nordic Club to unlock exclusive discounts shop new arrivals first and more Plus buy online and pick up at your favorite rack store for free great brands great prices. That's why you rack

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You just got asked me accident You gotta ask me these things I'm like a yeah, cuz now if we lose you're gonna play me holes You do it. Okay, then I'm gonna skip no You're gonna click the right answer and that's it Do it man Wow, I knew he oh wait wall If only had a bird okay, think about this Huh Think about this hold on hold on You're just you're so bold. I think don't you just you're really nearly dude I think if I just go straight across there's gonna be a bridge there. No, no, there's not I think there's gonna be a bridge There's gotta be a trick. I don't think it's a trick. Hold on. I think there's a bridge dude if I just go I don't think so I think that there's a trick and you're you're you're really nearly again. I think there nearly is

Willie, bro. It's gonna be a magic bridge Whoa, click that Wait, hold on That's gotta be something you don't chill out, bro. It's gotta be something, right? Can you stop you keep swinging like to the edge? Yeah, but why is it light up green You know That's something oh I think all right, there's gotta be a bridge either that way or like What are you doing? Computer touch screen. What do you mean? What am I doing? I didn't do anything. What happened? I don't know. It scared me I touched your screen. What I didn't even do anything I was over here Hey guys for watching Is your computer touch me? I just like this I tapped it. I said it could be over bam This episode is brought to you by athletic brewing company no matter how you do game day on the couch in the crowd

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