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a group of three best friends choosing the Ninja Turtles because I guess there's no other famous groups of three. Very presumptuous. You're going to pick up a fourth along the way. You don't get a fourth best friend that would like imagine how shitty that would be of like being the fourth guy to get it. They got theirs 10 years ago. It would have to be the biggest loser on the planet. Well, didn't he go to interview a guy at a restaurant? You'd ask a guy. Yeah, I think he did ask a guy right in the guy decline. Oh, his wife said no, right? That I don't know. I thought the guy just out and out declined. But then there a pre-agreement was if any of them pass, the other two would get the tattoo of the one that they had. But then Climmer, if I hope so because I don't know the other two, I have Climmer gets all all three. So eventually he's just going to have three Ninja Turtles. And so what's all those Ninja Turtles tattoos? Oh, it's one for me and my two dead friends. Fun. And what about the four? The fourth is still alive. No, the fourth one never happened. Never existed. He was never born. Who's the missing
Ninja Turtle? Who's Climmer? I hope it's not Donatello. It seems like it would be though, right? And does he seem like a Donatello guy? Climmer, no, no, I hope Donatello is spoken for. Okay. Yeah. I would. I think we're off the other Leonardo. You can't you can't a bit Michelangelo. Yeah, and we can't a bit. Leonardo is also the leader, right? So yeah, when one of those have stood up, I'm going to be the leader of the tattoo group. What was Raphael? The moody one, right? Raphael's moody. Mikey was funny and party. Raphael's cool, but rude. Cool. Michelangelo's a party dude. Donatello was smart. And Leo was just a leader. He's just the leader, just general leadership. And everyone bought into these personality traits. Yeah, we just made him lock stock and barrel just give him to us. I was never a Ninja Turtle guy. I wasn't either. I was a little too old for it, but I did a dabble dabble a little bit. I remember my neighbor Jason had it was almost like a Barbie dream house, but for the Ninja Turtles.
Yeah. And it had like a little elevator in it and slime. You could put slime down the chimney. And it slime was everywhere. Yeah. Slime really was it. Slime still going. That's kind of back. Yeah, just slime. I don't think slime ever went anywhere. I think slime is state consistent for kids for the last 30 or 40 years. My kid got invited to a slime party the other way. Slime parties. A lot of slime parties. A ton of bowls out and they like literally just made batches of slime. Just make your own slime. Yeah. My kids love making their own. It's the proprioceptive sensation that they crave. I believe it's proprioceptive. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. Help me out Kyle really quick. What's proprioceptive? I don't know. Okay. I literally don't know. I don't know. Did you make it up? I was thinking tactile, but that sounds also right. Have you talked to Connor Griffin today? No, he's in he's in New York. Yeah. Okay. Do you talk about the chaos? I don't hear. No. Oh, what's the chaos? I don't hear. I want to I thought that's where you're I want to know if he's going to go to state college for the experience. Oh, the Jopac spirit. What is this? The Penn State has named a room in their stadium. The Joe
paterno family interactive experience. Interactive like the yeah. In every word is not an interactive collection on the history and tradition of Penn State football is coming to be for stadium. Yeah. What? Yes, Kate. Did he have like a cool brother? Um, he had a who's well, yeah, friends. Aquinas. Yeah. Maybe they're saying this isn't a Joe paterno. This is like the rest of the family. I don't know if family is good folks. Maybe it's so cool that um, it overshadowed. Are you going to send them to the experience? The Joe paterno. I think he would go willingly. Um, he's he's going this weekend to state colleges. Any? Yes. He's going to the game. Yeah. So I think we have to send him the shower situation. Yeah. I thought you met the, uh, the Eagles cheerleader thing that was what's Connor Griffin. So it smokes, put on our Pepsi for, um,
mostly sports was congratulations. Connor Griffin on becoming the Eagles cheerleader. There's a very the Eagles cheer the Eagles have a male cheerleader now and it's a very sassy. Oh, no kidding. It's pretty good. Yeah. Oh, he's damn good. Yeah. Like he was a woman with right. That was five. What we want out of a male cheerleader. Um, no, no. No, boring old Schmuck. I like this guy. It's weird because the the old, um, the old ideal of male cheerleaders jacked through it around like you were on a Reagan. You're in. No kid. But you're in. I thought George Bush. They both were. I thought I think your instinct was always make fun of them, but they were always fucking jacked. Mm-hmm. Could do cool shit and we're hanging out with the the cheerleaders. Yeah. Like those guys were, they were all like, you know, 200 pounds of solid muscle. Mm-hmm. What does this guy is doing this thing? He's good. I don't know if he was good. He was just, he was charismatic. He was, he was willing. He wasn't like, it's like very athletically impressive
what they do. Mm-hmm. And a male cheerleaders are flipping like that? Or are they just dancing? Are they more dancing? I think. Very question. NFL cheerleading is more dancing than flipping. Yeah, they're not making pyramids, right? Yeah. I think, I think high school is more flipping and and stuff. College is a mix of both dancing and flipping. And then NFLs are all dancing. Right? So he's good. He's good as an NFL cheerleader. I said cheerleading is most dangerous sport. You can play. All right, this is what they say. A lot of broken noses. Yeah. A lot of broken ankles. Remember that documentary that was super hot? I think also during COVID, Tiger King was cheer, wasn't it? But the coach, she was like really scary and mean, but also really good at her job. And then one of the cheerleaders turned out to be a pervert. Do you, I think it's the possibility of cheer coaches or the per capita of the meanest coaches we've got? Oh, yeah. They're, they're assholes. Mm-hmm. Who's the nicest coaches? Is it baseball? Golf coaches? What are they going to say? They're never going to like make you run. I remember in college, we had to, we had to do our lifts at 6am.
But the golf team was before us. Really? I felt horrible for them. They had to do 445 AM workouts. Is that, was that the only time they can, they're always really upset about it. Yeah, as they should have been. How was the Kent golf team? Really fucking good. Really? Best sport. Men's golf. Yeah. Sorry for cussing. All right. No, it's okay. I like that. They were that good. Yeah. I want, I need a, I need Kent state to do some good. It's got to be something. They're asking me. They're gonna recover their name. So many people go to that school. Someone's got to do something. It's a big deal. Yeah. They're, they're, they're famous alumni list is shockingly good. Is it? Yeah, I believe so. What they got? Kyle. Josh Cribs. Don't say Cribs. No, Michael Keaton. That's good. That's a damn fine. There's some really good Steve Harvey. Oh, yeah. Maybe. Damn fine. Lou Holtz. Maybe Steve Harvey West Virginia too. He from Brian Windhorse. Dolph Ziggler.
Dolph Ziggler was on my rest or the wrestling wrestling. Yeah. You know him? No, but he would come around. You know what? He should have been a hide. I didn't want him to throw me. I don't know how. Yeah. Those guys always, uh, wrestlers stress me out because they stay in character even when they're coming around. Yeah. Yeah. They're not. They're still assholes. Yeah. It's scary. And he was a very pompous character. And he didn't turn that off when he came around Kent state. I don't know. He's never met him. I don't know. What's his size in relation to you? I feel like he's a thick guy. But he's not overly. Not a huge wrestler. I've never measured myself next to him. What do you wrestle a college? Six feet. Okay. That's sick. Oh, it's tall. Yeah. Two 20. He had the look, man. Well, he's tall. Yeah. You could take him. You still doing it? Still doing it. Independent. You know, you're just here two weeks ago. Here in Chicago. Oh, uh,
nothing. I'm here for. Do you know what the heaviest weight class is in women's UFC? I guess I do not. What is it? Guess. The name of it or the weight? Well, the name is featherweight. Guess the weight. One. That the heaviest is featherweight. One 75 and a book. 145. Oh, wow. That's me. Okay. Isn't that too low? I would have the heaviest weight. I would think they would have a 175 to 200 ring. I would love to watch some like big gals. Yeah. Go away. Yes. Every log it out. Big broad slugging. We're talking about fighting. Why, why isn't there? You have to be under 145. I mean, I think I'm way in. I weigh in a 145. That's crazy. Yeah, it should be 200. We should start a big gal fight. Yeah, but there's got to be some. That's a great name. Big gal fight. That's great fucking name. That's a big gal fight. Where are you going tonight? I'm going to the big gal fight. Oh, can I come? Please help pay anything.
145 isn't even active right now, either. Nobody's in it. What does that mean? There's like, I think when they do that, it turns out that there's not like a ton of competition at that weight somehow. So you're telling me there's not like a six foot one former college athlete, college volleyball player that the way he's like 180 or 190 that wanted to get into a fighting. Yeah, where where do they go? What the fuck? Because Mackenzie during the one-in-buy loves. Straw weights 115. Straw weight. So there's three weights? Yes. Straw weight, fly weight, bandit weight 115, 125, 135. Huh. I guess I've never really paid attention to I just assumed you got up to the bigger sizes. Yeah, but I've never seen it. I've never seen a clip of that fight. Where do all the rarzy ones? Yeah, Ryan. I had jacks want to get involved. I was he was 135. Huh. How about that? If I'm not a jacks want to get involved, they'd have to create a hole. She's couldn't a hole league for. Huh. Yeah, I'll be damn. That's me. Okay. Sorry. There's been
like construction sounds too. No, no, that was that was 100% me. How I wonder how the golf match is going down there is anybody got eyes on it? I assume we're competing on. I saw I saw an overhead shot that almost looked like an ant colony with how many golf carts I saw the same. Yeah, I turned it off. See that? I saw that we're on one of the holes. No kidding. Yeah. Team Port noise up five through eight. There are five through eight. Wait, did that have that has wit on it? Yes. Yeah. So it's up five through eight. It's two teams guess how many golf carts? Uh, so two teams of three people. So I'm going to say two carts of team. So four carts. Well, camera people too, right? All right, so double eight carts. They're three hundred and six. There's a trillion. What? There's one trillion carts. Wait, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen. I love the edge there too. What was two big ones right there? I don't know. Mega carts. Mega carts. Yeah. Wow. The nice looking golf course. They're popular guys.
Oh, five or eight. I think that match is going to be over. Door me. Yeah. Is it? It might be. Door me. Is it? What team? Um, so it's wit, Dave and Dan, right? And they're winning because wits good. Yeah. Wits good. What's the only good golfer in the group? Like Hank's terrible. They say I'm getting contentious at all though. No idea. I don't know. Yeah. We were anybody got eyes on it. Anybody watching? Yeah. We're doing the show. Hmm. Is Big Cat good at golf? I think I have a feeling he's better than he lets on. Okay. I think it's a defense mechanism. Yeah. I think he's, when he plays, he's actually, because he's sticky plays more. But I think he's probably decent. Hank, they say is terrible, but he's got to be decent because he plays all. Every single day. Yeah. He's always in that. Yeah. A PFT is probably decent. And Dave is, I guess at his best decent. He's. Okay. I don't know about grudin. What do you think? Grudin is. Okay. He's good at everything. I like to think grudin's really good.
I like to think that's. Yeah. Do y'all? He's really good in my mind. Oh boy. Okay. What did you guys say? It's going to be like some good, some bad. How um, the bad happen? I did some cameos this week. And I have, I have done in the last three weeks, 100 cameos draft orders draft orders. It's just a good season. It's just, it's, it's, it's, it's fun money. It's a good way to interact with people. So I've been doing it. And they have a leaderboard. And I made, you know, I've done 100 cameos in a couple of weeks. And I am at 48th. I'm right behind Conor Stallions right ahead of, uh, uh, the duly Mcduley pants. Um, the grudin is first. He's number one overall. Grudin is number one overall. Frank the tank is top five. Um, they have a point system. Stoos up there too. We find it. Stoos in top 10. I, they have a point system where I think I have a crude, let's say I have a crude 600 points. Oh, the first off congrats. That's good. Yeah,
brandy. Yeah. No, no, no, no, you're, you're a popular guy. But I know how much money I've made off cameo in the last month. Grudin is number one. He has exponentially late levels and levels and levels. But how much fucking money is he making off cameo? It's gotta be, he might be making $500,000 a year off. It's more. It's more. I talked to him about it last year. Yeah. Is it like double Steve? At least. Yeah. How much for cameo? It's probably, I think it's 349. So there were, I, I feel like I've told the story before, but there was a, uh, a golf match, who in Malacca, we're playing. And then Grudin went in at the turn and Malacca finished out the final nine. And then Malacca came back and Grudin was like, how was it back nine? And Malacca was like good. Grudin's like, well, you're doing that. I made 60 grand on cameo. Yeah. Yeah. Brandy, you're very underpriced if I'm being honest. How much you charge in brandy? 40. I think that's pretty. I love you to death, buddy, but that's a dinner. Well, no, that's, I chose that. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're worth. Which, hey, what would you charge if you
were Brandon? Uh, Hondo. No. Jay, do you have one? Yeah. I'm the same price as Brandon. Right. That's about right. That's about right. Yeah. You guys kind of, yeah. I only activate mine two or three times a year. I do it for Mother's Day, Father's Day, fantasy football season. I would be overwhelmed. Fancy football season is a lot. I can't imagine. I don't do it like just like, I would feel the nearly well, personalized it to them. I don't think. To the point where, yeah. Do you see some examples of yours, Brandon? You had any little jabs or? Well, no, they'll, they'll give you a list. They'll be like, um, you know, somewhere to say, um, make fun of my buddy, Austin, for how gay and unemployed he is. Oh, okay. What's up, Austin? You gay unemployed dude, and then I'm scared to death that that somehow gets out. Oh, that's old. That's, you don't have to show any of that. Oh, look at your hair. That's, that's a long time. No, I don't show you these. I just do it for that. Um, but, but yeah, but my point was, hi, Groot, oh, my face was awful. Groot and, and Frank and Stewart's killing it out there.
My goodness. Good for charges 350 and he's getting that many of them. Oh, he's there. $350. That's, you said $349, right? Yeah. What's Frank charging? Oh, check. $169. You know, if I see one in my Instagram inbox, I'll just do it for free. Yeah. And I think you ran into a group, a batch rep party was doing a scavenger hunt. Was it you there? I did. Yeah, I ran it. Yeah, there were like, we need a video from a bar stool person and then they're like, look, we ran into no shit. Yeah. They message me to follow up. Yeah, they sent me a picture of you. Very unsettling. Yes. Like a group of like six women. Like, we love the yeah. Oh my god. Six women. Yeah. What? No. That's the all six that follow the heck. There it is. That can't be right. Six women on the streets of Chicago. Yeah. Well, do it for free and I'll still overthink it and I'll record like six different times before I don't think I'm built for Kim. I had it for like two months and that's like every time I did it,
I was like, I can't believe people paid for this shit. This is yeah. I felt so guilty. I would send back like 15 minute video. I'm doing research on their family on their team. I've done some off the off cameo ones and put so much work at it. It's awesome. But sound effects. Yeah, it's exhausting. Send me more details about the first one. The most one of the most meaningful videos I've ever received was when my dad passed away a couple of years ago. Did you buy it? Yes. You bought it from Mick Foley. Oh yeah. Yeah. And Mick Foley sent me a six and a half minute video talking about the struggles he had with his dad and just hanging there. And it was like the nicest video I've ever seen. But like he did it for six and a half minutes where it was just so personalized. He teared up halfway. Yeah. Yeah. Is Mincey prolific on there too? I don't. I think he. I hear him doing the cave. I think he dabbles. He's like if I were to buy cameos, I would get it from. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'd give him like tongue twisters. I would try to like get him to say a scent like I would try to get him to say
words. But like when played in reverse, it would be something problematic. That's what I would do. I think you could just get him to say whatever you want him to say without having to trick him into it. Have you guys ever tricked him on there before? Probably. The Mick Foley one. Remember the guy it was in the early days of YouTube and he's saying that song, Chocolate Ray. Yeah, Tazza. That's the only one only one I ever bought for myself. Is it treat you bought it for yourself? As a treat and you gave him the prompt. I gave him the saying. He said that's lonely. Hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's on day. I'm an ice cream sandwich. Kid, the as higher appeal is the surprise. You know what? I've been disciplined all week. I'm getting yourself a kid. I don't want to get a really embarrassed. I owe myself. You guys want to be bad. You want to get a Zonday for the day? If I get Zonday, will you get me a? Nobody's done that.
You got yourself a Zonday and ice cream. No, that's a treat. Yeah, that one kind of slipped on. Okay. Oh, that sucks. What did you have him say? It's just chocolate rain, but parts still can't be bad. Did you tweet it or did you watch it and save it? Boss, do okay. What did you do with the video? I think I just like did you blog it or was I just treasure it? I think I blogged it. I don't remember the exact context of why I did that. Now it sounds weird that you guys are making it for content I get, but like if you're just getting paying it's micro celebrities to talk to you as an obligation. As a treat was just a funny way to as a treat as hilarious. I wish I remember the context now, but I think it is that sad. Okay. Yeah, I don't know if you spin this. No. You guys talk amongst yourselves. I'd love to do a thing to do. Crisis. Play this. Do you have one?
Camey, I had it for I was doing I started the scholarship for walk on basketball players and I thought it'd be a good way to raise money for that. So I started doing it and like I'd last to like two months because I charged like $34 and I just felt like that was way too much money. And yeah, I didn't like the experience at all. It's cool. Like I understand why you would do it, right? Yeah, I don't know. I just wasn't wired to do it. I would just sit down. I would film the video. I would watch it back and be like that fucking sucks to lead it. Try it again. It takes like five hours to do one video. I feel like no matter what I would do, I would let them down. Yeah, I was it. Yeah. I'm having a problem right now where the the text isn't that big, right? And I'm getting older and I can't see as well, especially later than I when I'm tired. And I'm just kind of guessing. And the other night I was the other night there was a group of names.
There's 10 guys Austin Hunter Jason, you know, Chase. I was like, this is the whitest group of names I've ever seen. Boys, can you all not get some diversity in here? And then the out of the out of the out of the out of and I just went off about it, just making that joke about how white the names were and everything. And he wrote me back said that was really funny, but that doesn't say Jason. It said Javan. So in your own head, you whitewash the league. I did. I did. Yeah. So there was that sure Javan appreciated that though. That would literally haunt me for years. Yeah. Do you do any like like do you have like Tommy pop in or do you? Yeah, okay. Tommy will pop in. Okay, usually I'll be doing one like on the mostly couch and who they're. I think I've been on a lot of yeah, well, yeah, I just like walk in here. Yeah, it's just if you got 10 free minutes in the morning, just knock out three of them make, you know, 120 bucks and you know, give it to your kid for after back to school shopping. That's that's fun. It's great. Yeah, it's a great idea. Yeah.
Sometimes you want to lose on day. How was it? Or cameo. How would you get on day? Right. No idea why I did it other than just for me. When was it? 2018. Oh, super lonely time. Super lonely was. Was this you in a story? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're down. No, I think that's all right. I would order some. I've never ordered one. But if I like ever got an ordering mood, I would I would probably order one for you order one for you. And then I'd be like, let me get one for me. Little side. Yeah. Yeah. Huge. Get there's and I don't have the video. I just up at 2 a.m. order in her personal video. Was it to him? Oh, yeah. It was pretty late. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, everything was fine. I did a cringe during COVID when at the time when people were unironically like banging pots and pans on their fire escapes at night, I had this food bank. I'm like, if you donate to a food bank, it's eminute the receipt. I'll sing a song for you on my fire escape like like a cameo type thing.
So people would send me their seats. And after the third one of my neighbors were like, shut the fuck off before like singing outside the DM people. I'm like, I'm sorry. Uh, yeah, yeah. Sorry about that. Okay, let's get you a cameo right now. Who do you want to, who would you like to talk to? Really? You want to scroll through? Can we scroll? Is this as a treat? But we get to pick what they say to you. Is it going to be like, um, like a real housewife or a moment wives or I'll say this. I love Joe Jadais. I love them. I don't know what you just said. He was the one who got sent money. What's spent? Is that the video? Oh, no, it's a parcel on your ever. It's anymore. So it was for nothing. I don't remember how much it was for you. It already was for nothing. He's the one who got deported from the US. Hey, Zonday got to. No, no, no, Joe Jadais. But he's doing just fine. What does he do? What's he famous for? Real housewives of New Jersey. Okay. And then they lived in the castle to resage a nice tiny forehead. Beautiful daughters. Her daughters. How smells. What is it? No,
if I've ever seen anybody made fun of her. They're tiny forehead. Uh, Gleini balls. Proceeding hairline. Yeah, I keep going forward. It's about to touch brow. Oh my god. She has a tiny forehead. A good ball. I think is it tiny forehead or is every other part of her face gigantic? Well, that's don't let her even Tyler Rivera smell. She'll knock. She'll knock your table over. So she's known for it. But her husband her ex husband. They both went to jail. You're right. And he got deported him. That's the husband. Yes, he got sent back. I've been watching real housewives. They have some of them have the wackest. Go on. Some of the husbands are way under their league. Like their their losers. They're like old and fat. They're rich. Oh, I forgot about. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, isn't there a real housewife who only sees her husband six months out of the year? Yes. And who set up that deal? I feel like they both kind of mutually agree to it.
Keeps the things exciting. Are they sleeping with other people? I don't know if they're still together. Oh, yeah. Yeah. A recipe to not be together. Yeah, Pat keeps proposing that to me. Is that normal? Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. I've seen more couples sleeping in separate beds now. I think that's where? Like in their own houses like her bedroom and his bedroom. I wouldn't mind having a space in my own. I don't have we don't have separate bedrooms. But I will occasionally just pass out wherever I'm at. Mm-hmm. And I'll sleep all the like my basement couch. I'll be sitting and watching YouTube. I lean my head over on the couch and all of a sudden I'm laying on the couch and I sleep on the couch for a night. And I've done that like seven and a half years in a row. So like occasionally I will do that. What percentage of the time do you sleep in your bed? What? How often do you sleep in your bed? I don't. You just don't know. I probably 50 50. Okay. Yeah, I probably fit. Plus I get up at four in the morning. It's easier on her sometimes if I just stay on my couch. But probably about 50 50.
I remember growing up in my mom's house. My grandparents slept in the same room but on twin beds. Mm-hmm. That's crazy. I feel like that was like normal in the 50s and 60s. I feel like that was Did the Brady bunch back there? That's the one thing. I'm a little snobbish about like I'm a grown-ass man. I can't sleep on a twin bed. I ain't sleeping on a goddamn twin bed. What's the one time I ever went to Europe. They were on some bullshit where like you get a king bed and they put the two mattresses together. And I couldn't make sense of that. Why that kept happening over and over. There's like a line. It's the two like two twin bed. Oh, you were like a king bed. It wasn't every Shroom of the other. If you got like a king bed, there are a lot of hotels that would just take like two smaller beds and like put them together. And it was pretty apparent. You could feel that. And it wasn't like that was the only room they had. It was like that's I don't know. That's like a cultural thing. It was like that's how the king bed is. It's like you could feel the fucking Are we the only ones who lied in the middle? Do in king beds normally. I don't. Well, that's what I
I didn't realize it was. But yeah, when I went there, I was like, Oh my god. Is this like a Did I say a double king bed the other day? California? California. California. Yeah. What's Shaq sleeping on? Nothing ever room. That's a bad. It was around that. The round one. Yeah. The Superman logo on it isn't isn't Drake's mattress like 30 grand. He has like a black mattress. I was a big there's like a luxury mattress brand. I think if I really ever hit money. I remember that one. That's I'm gonna I could see myself investing in a big time mattress. I mean mattresses are. They're just great. If you guys go to a hotel. Yep. And you have to get the two queen bed option. Sure. Is that a separate sleeping or you guys just sleep in one with your sleeping ones? Yeah. Luggage on the other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One for luggage. One. Exactly right. One for luggage and sitting and eating. Work trips when you get a two bed bedroom. That's the best. Oh my god. You have an eating bed. Yeah. Yeah.
This is Manacho's bed. Yeah. Sitting bed. Yeah. And frankly on a hotel trip and frankly. That's funny. Never mind. You want me to just glee. You want me to ignore that you said and Frank. I clearly said and frankly. I said also frankly. That's what I was saying. My apologies. I didn't say and frankly. That's you did. That's sweet. Why would anybody say and frankly? Was that how you were like eating in your hotel bed? You read it. Quiet and frankly. Real quiet. Yeah. Yeah. No frankly when I go to when I go to if I'm on a work trip and the hotel room is mine. I think I prefer the two bed situations. So do I. Because you do have the one bed that can be a workspace. Yeah. And then you have the one bed that's just sleeping. I think that's I think that's the primary. That's the better option if you're by yourself. All you need is enough room to
starfish. I'm sorry. Oh, too. When you lay in the middle you're like, oh. That is that the first thing you do when you get to a hotel? Pretty much. Start by myself. Yeah. Big starfish. We see in some countries in Asia they sleep on just like a hard like it's like a coffee like a wooden coffee table. Is that for choice? Is that by choice? Yes. They're Japanese people who are they sleeping those drawers? Are they used to? What? What? What? Did I make that up? Selling the odd. Yeah. Okay. Oh, sleeping bed. But do they really sleep in beds that are that compact and whatnot? What am I looking at? Is that a micro hotel? That's like that. That crab that I cram video. Steven's. I think I would do that on a layover. Those are dog cages. I think is it just for napping or is that the I think it's just for napping. Okay. You're like a long layover though I would start to get paranoid about being like locked in there. You've seen an Asian opium pillow? Can't say that I have. So when you're smoking opium they're usually
wood. They look like naked boys and you rest your head on that. Do you have one? No, we went to a place that had. Yeah. That's what. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. It was in um, at a tidal wheel. Yeah. We were in the Delta and this that the place we stayed had a opium pillow. Delta don't count man. Delta is a different place. Oh my goodness. You put the back of your head on after smoking opium. Yeah. All right. How much O's being where they smoking over there? That'd be comfy. Yeah. Yeah. And why were there always boys? Well. That's the video I saw this woman was showing off her grandparents house and it was like they slept on wooden coffee tables essentially with like wooden. It was like a little bench for their heads on the. Hmm. Teach their probably good for your back. Yeah. Really? Sleeping on hard. Isn't that good? One day back. One day for a hard surface. Is that what Larry bird did? I think it's good for your back. Right. I don't know anything about what it does to your back. I thought I would think I would have felt padding or some sort of cushion, some sort of relief would be good for your back.
Didn't Larry bird stick on the hotel floor because of his back? Larry bird. Yeah. But Larry bird. Larry bird. Yeah. What about Larry bird? He's just Larry bird. I agree. Mm-hmm. Is he still alive? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You know, I think we'd have shut the office down for a day of Larry bird. Yeah. You don't see. He's like not on broad. I don't see him. Well, he's not around as much but he's also what what are him in magic now? It's 70 or 65. How old are they? Not that I'm not going to be there more than. How long they were they were right there. 21 and 79. They were 21 and 79. That was 47 years ago. So 68. Yeah. Feels right. Michael Jordan is 63. It's crazy. I watched a sports documentary last night by my own choice. Yeah. What was it? Rafael and the doll. Mm-hmm. Are you sure you have the name right? I think so. Rafa. Rafael. Doesn't ring a bell. No doll. What did we learn about him? You guys
never heard of an adult. No. What sport is he playing? Are you f***ing with me? What sport? You guys gaslighting me? Shut the f*** up. Is he a- No, it's a sport. Are you kidding? No, it's a sport we might know which one. Titus. I know that you know. F1. Was he a basketball guy? He was a tennis player. Oh, I know. Oh, f*** what I know. Oh, yeah, okay. He was 18 years old when he won. He was a nobody on the Spanish team. 2004. He was a nobody. He was like ranked 50th. Are you thinking of Andre? And the main guy got hurt so they put him in thinking, huh? He's going to get his ass kicked. And next thing you know, he was number one in the world. And then it turns out he has a genetic disorder where his feet are shaped really weird. So he just has permanently broken feet. And then they were like, there's nothing we can do or you can just keep playing on your broken feet. So he just kept playing on his broken feet. How do we not know this? I didn't know that. You did. I didn't know he had a look. I didn't know. Yeah. Permanently was he in pain? He'd be eating. Yes. He had to wear special shoes but that only like helped with the pain a
little bit. Not a lot. And so he just played with broken. The big bone in the middle of your foot just like snapped in half and he just like lived like that and played tennis like. I saw that there's a tennis thing going on right now, right? Like the US Open. So how's he doing? Is he in it? I don't know. It followed him through a tournament and like went back to his history and then would come to a current tournament in like 2025 or something like that. Okay. Is this Roger Federer? Are you guys fucking with me? He's a big deal. He's like in the United States. In the United States. If we were fucking with you, it would be long. I generally do not know. It was he famous in his own country. DJ, are you listening to this? Am I crazy? She's talking about the app. Like he's like he's like he's like he's the guy the British dude that made the movie about himself and no one here knew who the fuck he was. Oh the monkey. Yeah. Yeah. Robin Williams is one of those Robin Williams. I am Williams. Mac the knife. I'm sure he's like. Yeah. The doll. The doll. Whatever. He's probably got well over. He's probably a huge. You guys over a million followers. A million followers. He's probably big in Spain. There's no way he has a
why would you pick that of all documentaries? There's a million supporters. So many good. Go to that. It's 65,000 followers. It was one of the most. It was one of the most like documentaries on Netflix. One of the most documentaries. I'm going to go take a little tinkle. Your boys have a little laugh. I can't believe that worked. Yeah, no, I'm kind of addition to that. Yeah. That was good. Let's see. Who else can we convince you don't know? You being fucking dickbags to her. I mean, every time she brings up a doc, we just beg. I don't know who. Wait, wait, wait, we cast makeup of Tim Spudder's name. Uh, Afton Chisholm. No, that's way too coy over there. Afton Chisholm. That isn't it. Afton Chisholm. So why'd receiver? I used to put a lot of
I'm going to use a bet. Oh, I've betted on it. Afton Chisholm touched down anytime. Who's he, what was he playing for? No, if you heard of Afton Chisholm, yeah, he was played. He's, I think he was in the AFC championship again last year. I don't know. He's a super ball. Yeah. Super ballast. Kirkland, Washington. That seems like a sneaky good place. Dude, my family and I are trying to plan our Washington state vacation for next year. And there's so many options. Yeah, I think washing states are sneaky, pretty awesome place. Maybe not sneaky. It's just an awesome place. You went to Oregon, right? Yeah. And you loved it? It's great. Yeah. I want to get more into the, uh, the green. What about Idaho? You ever thought about that one? Of course. Yeah. That whole area, I've never gotten close to there. Yeah. You've spent some time. Yeah. It's beautiful. Beautiful Montana. What's the next Montana though? Yeah, the Montana people say Montana is not Montana anymore.
Yeah, we've lost Montana before. Yeah. That's just the Colorado was Montana before Montana. The Colorado was Colorado and then Montana became Colorado. Montana is the new Colorado. So what's the new Montana? Right. Yeah. Get in early. I don't know. It seems like everywhere sucks. If you talked, I think that from where like, yeah, you say you, I think everywhere is awesome. All right. That's what I think. But if you tell people if I told someone I was moving to Missoula, Montana, they'd be like, oh, should have done it 30 years ago. Yeah. What it was. And I feel like people say that about everywhere. Yeah. Literally every right. Like, no, I mean, it used to be a cool place. Not anymore. I mean, I was still probably cool as fuck. It is cool. It's cool. Yeah. Missoula is up there. People are moving there. Boise. I love to go to boys. A lot of people moving to Boise. Yeah. Boise sounds pretty good. I thought about moving there for a brief period of my life. Did you? Yep. To go to bed all the time. I think I've talked about on here, but I still follow like a million different Boise accounts. And I have my finger on the pulse of what's happening in Boise. When did you want to move to Boise? Right before Barcel. Really?
It was like a growing city that look cool. They have a big Spanish district where they make like giant paeas. And you can hike. I think it's cool anywhere. You can have a downtown and then hike up a mountain within like 30 minutes. I agree. I think that's where Aaron Paul lives. For real? He does. That's all that's in an architectural digest. He does live there. Paul and Shane loves that show. Where you going in Washington? We don't know. We're trying to play. Is a Kirkland where Efton Chisholm is from? Efton Chisholm is from Kirkland. Yeah. How did you know that? I just knew it. Yeah. Yeah. I just knew he was from that general area. Is this for your honeymoon? No. Okay. Everybody fit. What's the family? Family. Ficking. Oh, good. A little fun. Lovely. Washington. Well, you can do like the National Park tour, which they have like incredible ones, Mount Rainier, Cascades, whatever else. But I don't want to have to constantly get in a car. I like to set up base. Is is that so you got Seattle up there in the in the top left, right? And then you got all the all the Washington.
Is all of Washington awesome or is there like one or the National Park's concentrated into one area? It's pretty awesome. What you get farther, you know, it's like a place where you can see the beautiful, but it's more like smaller rolling hills. Sure. Sure. Sure. You know what? I really liked Shockingly Spokane. You've been to Spokane? Yes. I spent like a whole day in Shockingly. It's actually really cool. They have this awesome glass museum and then some really cool beaches where you can see is it Mount Rainier? And then these beautiful Rose Gardens and then it's not far to get to some cool beaches and stuff. Shockingly kind of everybody shits on it. I would love a series where we send you somewhere and you don't stop until you hate something. I don't think I don't think you would. Aaron Paul living in Boise is funny. I like when celebrities don't live where they should. Like they should fill in. Eric Clapton in Columbus is the funniest man. Yeah, that's it. That shouldn't be. That's three. So just living a small town. Yeah, yellow spring. In Ohio. Yellow Springs in Ohio. That's right. Yoda lives in Laredo.
Yeah, he does. Why do you pick Laredo? All the places for Yoda. What's his name? Yoda Fernandez. He's actually his parents grew up in Laredo. Oh, Yoda Fernandez? Yoda Fernandez. This is before he started acting? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. I'm going to go tinkle myself. You want to go tinkle? Go have a tinkle. Treat yourself. Treat yourself to a little tinkle. Brandon, before you go to do an Adred. Now do an Adred while you go. Yeah. Rowback. Rowback. Active. Where the best fit the best feel? The summer wardrobe check. Let's run through what rowback has going on right now because it's a lot. They got the swim trunks. Honestly, some of the best designs out there. Quick, dry, four-way stretch. And a liner that's so comfortable. You're going to want to keep it in. Pool Lake Boat Beach. Doesn't matter. These are built for all of it. Then they have the tees. The tailwind tees are the best beach tea out there. And the polos.
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That's in Seattle, right? Yeah. That's in Seattle. That's in Seattle. Okay, you've never been to Tacoma. Maybe. I'm not assuming it. I'm like, go to Seattle. Yeah, I think he's going to Seattle. Yeah, okay. There's no, there's a university in Tacoma on. It's like on a hill going down to the water. Well, they have a really popular high school, stadium high school, which isn't at a high school. Kyle, I was. Well, you might mistake it for such. Okay. Okay. What was the university that you went to? It was a Washington University. Yeah. It's a brand. You've only put a Seattle. No. No. Tacoma University place. Uh-huh. You went to the branch. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Maybe that's right. Is that with the hill that? It's on a hill. I was on a steep hill. She's thinking of the high school. I'm actually thinking of the high school. It doesn't matter. Can you show the high school? Did the two things I hate about you high school? Yes. One of my favorite movies of all time.
Yes. The movie, right? Stadium high school Tacoma. That was in Tacoma. I love looking at it. Oh, I didn't know that. You ever been there, Kate? Does that look like a... It's on the water too. Oh my god. That's where you saw. That's where you saw. I had a walk around with a coffee there. Yeah. Maybe. You were just creeping around a high school. Well, that's okay. Brandon, we're looking at the 10 things I hate about you high school. Yeah. Why'd you turn it? Yeah. Oh my god. I love that one. Perfect. What's her name's in dancing with the stars? Yeah, Julia Stiles. Yeah. What's the name of that high school? That's got to be the best high school in the country, right? Yeah. Very pretty. Visually? Yeah. Try it on the... What's the Chattanooga one called that we've looked at? Oh, that's the Baylor school, but it doesn't even compare to this. This is right off the Puget Sound. Is that correct? That's cool. And then he'd ledger running down the stairs. Singing. Singing. Jamie's got to... No, that was... No, it was... That was the... That was the... Another team, maybe. Uh, uh, uh, right?
Yeah. Actually, I don't know what it was. What was he singing? Yeah, well, I was doing Star Spread the News. It was uh... God damn it. What was his singing? You're just too good. To be true. Yeah, that can't take my eyes off you. Your eyes off you. There you go. God, that's a good ass fucking move. I might watch that move. It's a good ass fucking move. That's a good ass fucking move. That's what you mean to be good at. Pop on 10th things I hate about you. Pop up ledger and the guys on uh, on in there and just watch it. God, that's a good ass movie. It's a Shakespeare play, right? Play on a Shakespeare play? The Taming. Taming the Shrews. What they say. I know this is... Taming the Shrew. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. That's what they say. And I'm not... I'm not in any position to disagree. Yeah, yeah. I can't just prove that wrong. They say it. I say, all right. So what he is, then? I listen. It's a lot of pressure for Julius tiles to be on Dancing With The Stars now. Is it? Save the Last Dance. Save the Last Dance. Oh. She was... Rico has her winning an Oscar, right? He has a good shot under her winning an Oscar.
I don't think that's a bad idea. I think she's gonna hang around, hang around. She's just gonna pop up in a movie in 10 years and she'll be like, God damn it. I forgot how good she was. Did she step away or what was... She was everywhere. I don't... She was fucking everywhere. She was in every movie from like 99-02 and then she just wasn't. I don't know anything about her. But I love her. Should I start wearing hoop earrings? Look at this. Because of Julius tiles. Save the Last Dance. No, that was weird. That's not why. Stranger. You guys have me in a fucking pickle. And it was an adult? An adult? I know you guys know who it is. I know everybody knows who that is. Because I recognize... I'm gonna ask Blutman later. He watched a lot of tennis. Blutman will know who it is. Blutman will know who it is. Blutman will shoot us straight. Yeah. As to whether we should know him. Yeah. But... Yeah. Blutman will watch every match. What are the... Are we doing epic high schools? Or were we just doing Washington? Because I would... I would have more epic high schools.
I transitioned to epic high schools. Oh, what's another epic high school? Did that not sound right when I said I transitioned to epic high schools? No, no. You seem taken aback by that. No, I just think that's a cool transition. We were all in that because Kate said she went to Tacoma and spent some time at the university there. Well, first of all... No, she said... Jan. She was... She's all out of sorts. It's a potato potato. We asked if she was thinking of the high school. And then that's how we got on that. So why, what epic high school? Yeah, what... I don't know. My brain went to another thing. Everybody that drives a Toyota Tacoma always drives a speed limit. Pisses me off. You think so? They're always in the way. Well Tacomas are always in the way. That's an ISIS truck, right? Is it? Oh, yeah. I think they're speeding. Well, they might be. I don't know. If anybody else has an epic high school, I just love that fucking high school. I don't have any. I'm about a high school guy. Well, I was up until like... I was the high school guy for five years there. Have you seen Lane Tech here in the city? Huge high school. It's huge high school. It's... I haven't seen it.
Massive. And then every high school in the area uses their football stadium. And they'll be like on a good game on a Friday night or whatever. They'll get like thousands of people at the gates like a big thing. Allen High School in Texas. I want to say... I want to say Allen High School has like a food court with... Yeah. With a stadium's immaculate. Stadium's perfect. It's got a multi-million dollar stadium. Huge, biggest stadium you'll ever see. But also the high school itself is like the stadium. It's a mall. They go to school to mall. They have a pizza and a subway inside their high school. I think speaking of... I think Boise High School is very cool. There's a Boise High School. There's just a high school named Boise. Yes. I just think this should be like 19 public high schools inside Boise, right? Oh, it's a lot. It's a fancy. That's a nice one. No, it's not that good. Okay. Oh, jazz. Growing up as a kid, if we were driving in the car and we passed a house, and it could be like a shit hole house, but if it had pillars on the front, I'd be like, ooh.
Nice one. Nice house. Yeah. It's all it took. I actually, there was that... I saw pillars. Pillars were massive in the thousands. But it could be a dump. It's still fancy to me. You only remember having a Frank Lloyd Wright face? Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. I'll go to... I've been to falling water a few times. I fell in... I fell in a Mustang. I fell into a Frank Lloyd Wright rabbit hole recently. So pleasant. There's a few houses around here. Yeah. Yeah. I did Tally S and West violently hung over. Really? And I gotta tell you, it's very refreshing. He built the house so that the... Portico's or whatever, the pathways between the houses faced a canyon so that the breeze always went towards the canyon. Yeah. And I hit the canyon wall and came back. So you constantly... Oh, the breeze passed back out. I would not think of that when I was building my house. Do we have any housing, a house genius right now? Do we have a house genius designing houses like that? Or do we lose them all? That's seen like it. Do houses suck. Yeah. We have a new house. We're not going to building houses anymore. Yeah. Why didn't we take his ideas and just keep modernizing it?
Modernizing it. Keep better, yeah. Chicago is a ton of Frank Lloyd Wright. Yeah, no. He wanted to build a skyscraper here. That was a mile high. Really? In Chicago? A mile high. I don't think he ever paid taxes. Oh. And I think he had 50 cars that were all the same color, like Rusty Red that he trademarked or something. Really? That's what violently hung over me. I'd like to learn more about him. Fascinating guy. Also, there was like a horrible murder, like a horrible murder involving him. But I don't remember the deal. Involving him. Oh, like his wife was killed. Yeah, right. And they like set the house on fire. Something bad happened. Not as too hungover to remember. You seem to remember a lot for someone that's hungover as you are. Do prominent people choose to go by three names or is it after they become prominent? They had the third name. Wow. Wow. Yeah, that's a bold move. He was just Frank Wright. Yeah, and that sounds like a mechanic. Mm-hmm. Frank Wright, Frank. I know that name. It's a great question. They had like the architecture college.
Oh, there she goes. She spouted no facts from that to work 10 years ago. They had a, he was a tunnel land. Are you narrating your own segments now? Tunnel land where Tally S and West is in Arizona. And there was an architecture school. And for the final project of your senior year, you had to build like a tiny home on the land. And you could walk through and see everybody's like unique little tiny homes and shit. I thought that was really cool. Yeah. What's the name of the house? Tally S and West. Find that for M. T. J. I've never seen falling water. Okay. And I think that's the tweet I saw that got me on the rabbit hole was falling water. Mm-hmm. That's the one flat surface. It's like middle, nowhere. It's moving. It has waterfall going through it. This one has a really cool movie theater. Oh my god. And no AC, but the whole thing was so cool inside. It was like a cool 65. That looks awesome. It does. Oh, the servant sent fire to the house and killed every while. Yes, it was with an axe. With an axe. It was something really crazy. Y'all are y'all mid-century modern stands like myself?
Oh, and Sam is stand, but I appreciate it. I like it. I like it. It's a reminder. Can you see if he was going to build a skyscraper in Chicago? If I get into neighborhoods that have houses similar to that, I just, I'm in love. Love everything about it. Flat roofs and angles. Yeah, modern houses suck. Modern houses suck. You're the noise. You want it to be a mile. So the tallest. What a rocks. What's the tallest building in the world? I know our Freedom Tower is 1776 and then the first leaf. The first leaf. What's that? Is that hit 2,000 feet? Did it get passed up? No, it's. Oklahoma has big plans. Oh, yeah, they're trying to do a mile. 1717. So. Oklahoma City is trying to get it right. Yeah, but almost double versed relief would be a mile. Is that even possible? That can't be. Wouldn't you have to wear like an oxygen mask up there? I have no idea. I'd imagine. Man. A one mile high skyscraper.
Yeah, super interesting guy. Shoulda let him do it. No, why not? Who said no? Who said Frank? You can't do that. You can't do that one. I feel like a lot of people are mad at him by the end. I might buy a book for Frank. I'd like to learn more about Frank. You want to go to a bookstore with me after this? Yeah, we can. All right. Well, you use the high pitch. I'm not sure why I said it high pitch like that. Yeah, I would. That makes me think you don't want to. I do want to. You know what I learned recently is that John Wilkes Booth's brother was like the most famous actor of his time. Yeah, it was like extremely famous man. Helled at highest theme. Has multiple buildings and clubs and shit named after him in New York City. Very accomplished actor. It would be like Tom Cruise's brother killing the president. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, that's a fun fact. I knew John himself was an actor. I didn't realize his brother was a star. Did he? He was an absolute star. He lose his famous as soon as John Wilkes did what he did or did he stay famous?
That's a good question. I don't know. I wasn't around for that. But there are there are there's like a like a theater in New York City. It's called like the Booth Theater or something and it's named after him. Did people show up to his shows afterwards? Like, hey man, incredible show tonight sucks what your brother did. But yeah, you're still you still got to go on. I think once your brother kills the president, you got to know that's what you're known for. That sucks. Yeah. And last year, what would happen today if the Tom Cruise's brother killed the president? We'd still know Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise. I think we'd turn on Tom Cruise. You think you'd be like, oh, you talk about the guy who's brother? Yeah. But Tom Cruise PR could actually get him a lot of sympathy out of it probably. If he distanced himself and was like, oh, I was like, I'm with you guys. That guy. If he totally disowned his brother, I feel like he'd almost get sympathy. But then we would have the theories that oh, it was Tom Cruise. It really wanted to kill him and his brother just did it. So Tom Cruise didn't have to take fall. Scientology. Scientology. That's what that's we have all kind of rabbit holes to go down.
But be a fascinating couple of weeks. He hated his brother. The actor hated John Brooks Booth. Okay. Okay. So that's good. Because I don't know if you're aware of American history, but at the time, there was some division going on in America. Like, and I think. These West North South. Yeah, what could that be? I think one brother was on one side and the other was on the other. Pop for soda, wasn't it? That's what it was. Yeah. It was. We were arguing over him. And I found that fascinating. Zah, what's the highest league in Italy? A soccer? CDA. You see who just who's playing for them? Mussolini Jr. Break Rance. I'm just playing for one of the teams. Yeah, I just don't know how you can rock that jersey. It's he kept Mussolini. Yeah, yeah. Junior on the bet. I believe it says Mussolini Jr. What team is he? But that's a. Is that a good team? That's common name. Is that common? I don't know. I don't know. The Mussolini Jr. Mussolini Jr. The cereal is wild, man. Italy is.
A far down common name. It looks like a poor get to Mussolini. But he's not junior. F Mussolini. There we go. He took a stand. Hey, so I can you come in. Common name, bro. Can you say cereal again? Cereal. Cereal. I love it. It's classic. Sounds good. Yeah. Cereal. What about what about Germany's number one league? Bundesliga. In Spain? Bundesliga la Liga. And then Liga in for France. What? Hmm? That was that kind of little league in. Huh? For what? I say it one more time. League in. What? That's France. France. OK. OK. Sure. Sure. Ferd. What? We always ask about like Hitler's spawn. Oh, it's League one. It's League one. It's League one. It's League one.
One. One. Which you sound like you're saying. Earn like it was a short for earning. And McDonald's is the logo. Yeah. League one McDonald's. They were Uberites. They were Uberites last year, I believe. It's a good logo. McDonald's doesn't seem like it should be sponsoring a soccer league. They've always kind of been. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? Evolving sports. I don't know. Fast food. I don't feel like soccer players are eating a whole lot of fast food. Maybe just no. OK. Sorry. The monster and energy big 12 thing was fine. Yeah. I will say. I'm nervous. Got a new element. But like watching the TCU North Carolina game was just with that little thing. It has to be the biggest ripoff, too. $24 million for every jersey patch, every field to have that. The football has the monster M. Each school just got a million dollars. It's not that much. No, not a brand new. That doesn't get you a player. That was yeah. It goes 10 yards. To meet that's the cookie monster PJ pants of logos.
That's really a flat brim hat of logos. It's such that like they couldn't think to like blend it together somehow. People online. That's horrible. That looks all that's a funny logo. Yeah. This is big 12. Stephen, I sent this to you before the show. It was looking at your prep sheet. And I think you've asked the worst question you've ever asked. And you've asked some really stupid fucking questions. True. Only other, you know, you've got several things here. But I'm going to go all the way down here. It says Detroit Tigers have a pre agreement of 12 year old prospect. Kevin Sosa for $4 million. And your question is, would it be fun or terrible to be that kid? Now, certainly there could be varying levels of fun. And maybe his life feels like a little work sometimes. But then what role would it be terrible to be a 12 year old baseball player given $4 million by the Tigers?
Would you sell your childhood and teenage years for formerly? And a hard-working, the wrong guy. So fucking fast. Oh my god. I'd sell up to my, I'd sell all four and a half decades of my life for, for, for, which for $4 million. Would you give up the double wide struggle? Yeah. I think it would be good, but the amount of pressure and how that changes everything about your life at 12 years old could ruin your childhood. So I can see a world where people would think that that's bad. How many of these pan out? I've never heard a kid being signed this young. What does he look like? It's pretty sweet. He's 12? Yeah. So I know. I keep watching like Cooper's Town videos and the size disparity is so funny. It's like Linus Van Pelt pitching the Booker T. So far over the fence. Like, I love that you know P, that's the last name. That's Linus's last name.
Yeah. The fields are so small and he's got, it's just, they hit 10 home runs a game. Yeah. The number one skill to have is just puberty. It's just big. It's big. Well, did I get gut as baby, grunk, fucking good. Yeah, I saw that. He's fucking hand down. And he grew. I hadn't heard from this dude in a while. I know his dad always DM people that worked here. We got new highlights for him. Yeah. He's like, is he huge? It's massive. Eighth grade. This might be six, six or something. I'm still a jet. I would imagine Texas eighth grade is pretty competitive. How about that? What a twist. Yeah, I'm not sure the competition is that great, but still. All right. Oh, what? I hope my kids are fucking married.
What? I don't understand that. What play was that? I don't understand that. That was an on-side kick that went, or that was a kick that they just never caught. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, baby, grunk's fucking good now. But it does seem like, if he is, if he is great, he gets an IL money. He goes to the league. He does feel like a guy whose dad would sue him for all the money. Yes. Yeah. What do you think about a lot of high-school students? Brown's dad. Dad. What about him? He's just a, he's basically baby grunk's best fit in the fact that like he essentially made his kids go pro. Yeah, like just trained them from from start. But there has to be a million of those stories that it doesn't work out. Yeah, sure. But like, I feel like he's celebrated as a great dad, which, I guess when it works, when it works, it's hard to point out and say you shouldn't have done this.
I didn't watch the movie about the Williams sisters. Was there dad? Was he a good dad? Like, was he? I think he was a hard-ass, who was a good dad. Like, Earl Woods also was pretty, you know, aggressively pursued greatness for him. But then he helped him become the greatest golfer in the history of the world. Yeah. So. Same with Judith Polgar's dad. Jess. Yeah. Same with the Donald's dad. Yeah. Exactly the same thing. Now, I've heard of Judith Polgar. Yeah. Yeah. He's a real London dog. He's a real London dog. Is that how you say it? My saying though, at this point, are you fucking with us? I think she is. You guys see the hug they gave each other in 2005 after you came back from the foot thing? 2005. She is fucking with us. Yes. All right. 2005. Yeah. She spun it on us. Do they go being a phenom comes with or maybe not phenom, but just a guy, a kid who has a spotlight on him comes with more or less pressure than it did. Significantly more more. I was a social media. Probably more though. It was probably pretty bad for certain kids 30 years ago, but yeah, more.
I would think. Well, Lane Kiffin signed Dave Sillers when he was what? I think there are so many more of those kids that it just gets watered out. I won't remember this kid's name that you put. I don't even remember now. It was Kyle Sosa. Kevin Sosa. Shit. Where I remember like you hear about Freddy Adoo and I was like, the, you know, I feel like there were so many so fewer of them that you everyone just locked in on like the one guy that was going to save whatever sport it was going to be the next big thing. Remember Kindle Marshall being called the best fifth grader in America in basketball. Yeah. Rick Riley wrote an article about it and said this isn't fair to him. Then he ended up, he made the lead. Yeah, he's a good player. We always accuse industry plants for like music. Can you do that for it? Was Freddy Adoo an industry plant for soccer? For sure. Maybe. Yeah, I don't. Why'd it bend? How much pressure do you think Charlie Woods is under or is he under no pressure because even if he doesn't make it, he still tiger Woods's son? You never like Michael Jordan's son. Is that a life you'd want? Probably.
Probably. Yeah. Unlimited money. Like you're not, you're not, you're not, is he still with Larsa? I don't know. He's got two sons. He's got Jeffrey and. Jeffrey Marcus. Marcus and Jeffrey. I believe Jeffrey Jordan Marcus Jordan. Am I making those up? That's interesting. Yeah. Michael Jordan has a son named Jeffrey. I believe he does. That's so. The way you said it though makes me believe I'm doing a cake thing where I was making them up. If your name is Jeffrey, do you kind of have to go by Jeff now because of Epstein? No. No. No. No. Well, there's too many Jeffries in the world. You have to worry about that. What are the Jeffries, the giraffe from Toys R Us? Yeah. That's what. That's what. The Butler from Fresh Friends of Belair. Those are both trees though. Yeah, but that's still Jeffrey. I don't think Epstein ruined Jeffries. He just flipped over. I think he ruined the name Epstein. Yes. I don't think he's out Jeffrey. There's a lot of Epstein's. The U Epstein. Yeah, he's doing okay. He's.
What is he doing now? You have to be a real bad guy to ruin a first name or it has to be a real unique name. Yeah. Is Adolf the only one? Adolf Rupp. That's his birthday. It's I think it's his birthday today. Adolf Rupp. The Kentucky coach. Yeah, no. Who is famous for being one of the more racist men you'll ever. It was misunderstood. How are we damn? Who else is birthday is it? I don't know. I just knew it was Adolf Rupp's. Why? No, you do. Yeah, you're lying. I'm lying. It's Terry Bradshaw. Lennox Lewis. Was Terry Bradshaw good for Adam Dickerson? Terry Bradshaw was good. Certainly had a great team around him. Explain the science to me why I think athletes with a literative names are better. Lennox Lewis. Sounds cooler. Sounds cooler. Yeah, that's it. That's the sound. That's just it's sound school. Like anytime I hear an a literate athlete name, I just think, oh, that's automatically.
Showbale Swift. That's like three points. Am I able to do that to you? I don't know. I think it was just all athletes. Mickey Mantle. Now I'm just naming guys, but I guess Mickey Mantle's just a cool name anyway. But Lennox Lewis is right maybe the next box of names of all time. It's a cool name as well. Great name. You're about getting freaky with one of the kids names going wild with it. I kind of did. Tommy? No. You didn't? The middle one. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. You went with a Chinese name. I did. Yeah. Which I thought was interesting. Yeah. Yeah. That would first and last two. No, no, no, you kept Walker. Yeah, it's the middle ones give a Chinese name too. Yeah, and it's weird because he
used the characters. Well, it's not even English letters. He came out Chinese. He is a little Chinese. I was going to say his little Chinese. I always go Chinese. Chinese. Good. A biological Chinese. Looks nothing like me. It cooks extremely well. It's W-O-K-E. You know what that boy wants to do? The weird name one? Yeah. It's not even a weird name. He wants to be, uh, he wants to own a bakery. No kidding. Yeah, he wants me to invest in a bakery that he ought to be running. It's real wrong, Tom. I love that. Yeah, it is. That's a great. Yeah. Really. Baking's hard. I know. But he wants to make a new one. I could send it to culinary school. Yeah, I am not sending it to culinary school. You should reopen the Waireka bakery and Waireka, California. It's a palindrome.
Yeah. Waireka bakery is a palindrome. Yeah. How? He's been on palindromes lately. What palindrome is? Same as Ford, his backwards. Oh, you're saying Waireka. No, Waireka bakery. There's a town in, uh, yeah, that's it. Oh, I see. I see. Okay. Yep. Yep. Got it. And it's over. Yeah, the bees in the middle. Okay. Yeah, I feel like the baking life is cool too because your day starts before everybody's up. Yeah. And then it's over. Pretty. You got the rest of the day. Yeah, you sell out. Yeah. Sell out. You're good. This bakery down the street here. Have you seen the lines for the new bakery? No, I haven't. Guilla-team bakery. Guilla-team. Guilla-team, that doesn't sound like it. I know. I've noticed people in Chicago fucking bake. They love a line. There are so many lines for bakeries on the weekends. And then Kassama's a few blocks after that. They're all waiting in line. Guilla-team bakery. People every morning I drive by it. And it's like two blocks long. Yeah. I think every review I've seen on that place has been negative.
Whoa. I've seen that too. And they charge you by the pound. So they weigh all your own goods. Wow. It's a whole brand. It's like $45. Oh, awesome. It's like all alone. Yeah, it's a lot. How are all bakery owners not very heavy? Well, because they create it, I don't think they eat every time they make. Not every time they turn. They'll have the one. They almost have to. Yeah, you gotta be eating that stuff at least a little bit every day. I think if you're making the mass quantities, you're moving a lot, right? Jay, do you trust Chef Donnie, even though he's got a perfect body? I mean, he cooks like regular food. So you can get fat from regular food. I think so. Yeah, but make good regular food. Chocolate tears are always super skinny. Are they? I only know the one that is through him. The guy on his crab. He's a twig. There's a chocolate. They're always making entire cities out of chocolate. The guy that every video looks like a cock at first. Oh, yeah. He's like SpongeBob. Oh, yeah. That might be just him that I see.
Yeah, that guy. There's gotta be fat chocolate tears. He's got that smile. Pat on the back to me. The restaurant I took pattoe for his birthday on Friday. So proud. Your neighbor that was telling you about. Yeah, this is the one. Yeah, he's always got to see. He's always smiling. He's been making balls. There's a talk. Oh, that's obviously a talk. Holy shit. Oh, that's how he's like pussy. Fuck, that's crazy. Where the fuck is this? I've been watching him for years. I never noticed it was sexual. Oh, really? Oh, I love chocolate that much. Pile. Pile. He's always smiling about it. No idea. But now that you say it, it's pretty obvious. Can I say another one just to... Is that another one? That was like a highlight of... How the fuck did that... That was just a cock with a shaft. There was no strawberry juice. There was no strawberry juice. And that crease is... There's no dying. Making an oozing pussy. And who's a cock is pussy? The bowser one. Click on that. I think that one might have been... Yeah. Oh, come on. You know, at least it's about to be a palm tree.
Oh, wow. He knows what he's doing. Oh, yeah. He's also seeming... Is he the best in the world at this? It seems pretty good. I would think so. He's pretty. Fuckin' good. But is it... Gee, chocolate. Yeah, does this shit actually taste good? I think it does. It's like... It's like... It's such so much of it. Some of the cake shows it's like 95% of it. It's like made out of wood and metal. And rice crispy treats. And chocolate. How do you learn to do it? There's no cock in this one. How do you grow a passion to do it? I mean... This looks like a great job. But it's... Eventually, somebody just has to... But if that... I would rather just have a bowser figurine around chocolate. Right. Right. Yeah. Because I don't want to eat that. And you could tell me... I wouldn't want to eat it. It's a plastic one. You could tell me... That's made a chocolate and I'd be just as impractical. I'd be like, oh wow. What'd you try to eat it? You know how fat you got to be to eat that at 2 a.m. I'm like, if I catch you enough for it to eat Bowser... I can't kill to you to feel after eating Bowser.
It's 2 a.m. Bowser. I ate a whole dead star like a fucking star of it. Yeah, you've had many of Millennium Falcon. This is a giraffe. Oh my god. He did not add a giraffe. Yes, Brad. That's your first question. That couldn't be anything else. I want it to like, that's the only thing to eat in your house. Come on, blades. Giraffe. The fridge, there's nothing else to wrap. To the wrong dude fridge. There's three bush lights and an entire giraffe. Here we go. There's there's cock. Oh wow. But what? There, there it is. Oh my god. It's cool. I can see where you guys enjoy watching this. This is pretty satisfying. Really satisfying. Are just a lot of things cock-shaped and us hats don't know it. I don't find so much shit on Instagram.
This found me, I don't even follow this guy. It pops into my face. He's like 30 million followers. Yeah, he's. He deserves 30 million followers. He does. Very good. How long do you think this takes? Does he ever talk or is he talking right now? Is music. How about this takes days? I've never heard his voice. Is he wasting his talents? Should he just be doing this with plastic or metal? But this is the coolest talent. You can like, he's, he's living whatever dream he wants. Yeah, but like how much like, how many people are buying these? 28 and a half million followers. I want to say he does some sort of like, he's a professor or a teacher at some sort of institution for this. Okay. And I feel like brands. I pay him to. I pay him to. Brandon, you got to get your boy to shift his dream and become a chocolate here. There's another. There it is. I can't have more cocks around my house. I got the mail man. I got the. What is this? This is a, this is. But imagine having a sweet tooth and he's your husband. Yeah, what's something up? Come on. Please hurry up.
Please, you're lucky. It's so hungry. It's been four days. These videos are almost these videos are too good because this is what that's exactly how the AI videos look. Do you ever see those of the dudes building underground bunkers? Yes. Yes. fully furnished. But those are all AI. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because every time I see one, I'm just like, I don't want to watch it. And by the time I'm about to click off of it, they've like got the floor laid down. I say, well, I'll just finish it out. Yeah. Like, okay, let's reel. She's still digging her mind under her house. She is, she's real. Oh, yeah. Where she just decided to go down from her house and she's just been going down and down and down and down. And legally, they can't do anything to stop her. No, she's got the permits. What's the update? She's just still digging beneath her house. She's just still, I check literally like how far she's going to go. Endless. She's still going pretty far. She's building into chambers right now. What are into chambers? Just like little, almost like, you know, you see inside an ant hill and there's like, it keeps going down, there's little like, like, the burrs as you go. She's doing that.
Yeah. I bet it's a little pocket's along the way. Little pockets along the way. Little reinforcements. All right. You don't think it would be scary? It would be scary, but I get it. Get it. It feels like. Man's desire to dig. There's like, there's one way it ends. Well, yeah. What if you, what if you pick her up at the bar and she's like, you want to go back to my place and you're like, yeah. And then, I feel like a dude with fucking love would be like, what? Getting head in the mantle of the earth would be unbelievable. The antichapers head in mantle. Unbelievable. Yeah. In the shaft. All right. Let's go with, uh, from campus legend, NFL superstar, start the season strong with the kickoff bundle to get from both, uh, to get both EA sports, Matt NFL 27 and College football 27 includes the standard additions of both games. You can run the league one decision at a time and EA sports Matt and NFL 27 for PS5,
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Oh, it's important to have 5-3-11. So they're almost they're going to get one goal from maybe winning it. Or I can actually lessen that if they win a hole. They go 6-12. That's dorm-y. Yes. Yes. Don't know. When is the card show scavenger hunt coming out? Don't know. Possibly Monday. Nice. Possibly Monday. That was really fun. Yeah, that's excited for that to come out. Give me like an hour and a half. You guys were really good at that. We had a last year we did a mostly sports scavenger hunt between me, Mark, and Ebo, and Connor. This year, TJ up the production values significantly and got Nick and KB involved, got Chey involved, Chey and Eddie. Chey and Eddie. And then me and Mark, so we had four teams going through the national. No spoilers. One team was absolutely dog shit, fucking abysmal. I fucking believe well how fucking bad. And it wasn't me or you, brand.
And I'm not going to say who it was, but Chey, that's fucking embarrassing. You wasted everybody's time. The four teams have such different dynamics. It actually has a very, very, very funny. It's pissing me off to even look at you, Chey. You didn't take it seriously at all. Tune in on maybe next week. Hopefully Monday. Tune in on maybe next week. We were just talking to scavenger hunt at the car show, Mark. And that Chey wasted everybody's time. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. Chey and Eddie. Yeah, Chey and Eddie were terrible. They didn't want to be there. It was embarrassing. It was and I was confused because Chey, you're like a card guy, you know. I am. So is Eddie. Oh, Eddie is. Yeah. Yeah, you guys are so bad. Was it the dynamic between the two of them? Sure they. We can talk about it on Monday. Chey, I'm, Chey, I'm stopping at Jim and Steve's day to get my Jordan collection started. You're starting one really? Yeah, I decided looking for. I decided to get, I saw one you balled a couple of weeks ago and I'm like, works be. I want to get in some of that. So so I got him hunting me some Jordan's down,
some 90s Jordan saw him. I'm gonna get fired up. Yeah. Eddie collects Jordan's as well. Yeah, I think everybody in Chicago does. Fair. But you were a Jordan guy before Chicago? Yeah, I was huge Jordan. I've had a very fun basketball life where I was never married to one like in the 80s. I was all Larry Bird and then Jordan came along. I was like, I was all Jordan. And then as soon as the celebrant, I was all the bronze. So I've just, I never been married to a team. I've always just been able to enjoy guys. Roger Federer was a huge Jordan guy. His whole, his room was all posters of Jordan and Pam Anderson. Cool. What do you think about kind of players who are obsessed with players who aren't the best player? There will never be the best player. I kind of like that. Like, yeah. What do you mean? I feel like although I was thinking of Zach with Carmelo, but like Carmelo played for his favorite team. But someone who's like a, someone who's like, I don't really have a favorite team, but I love. Like what you just heard gets away with it. What you just said, but it's not LeBron. It's like DeMar de Rosa. Have you ever had a favorite guy that you just loved,
but he wasn't all that good? Like I loved Bobby Jackson for the Sacramento Kings. Yeah. I fucking love Bobby Jackson. He's like my favorite player for like a couple of year period between Jordan and LeBron. And I don't know. He's fine. He was good player. But I loved fucking, I love Bobby Jackson. They almost need to have a trade that they're the best. Because everybody loved Vince Carter. Yeah. And that was probably a lot of his favorites. Best is great dunker. Yeah. Who's the best player that just can't, it can't be anyone's favorite? Wow. Carmelone. Well, he, but he was forever. Yeah. He was, he was a lot of people's favorite player. Until, you know, you find, you know, because we didn't find that shit out until after he was career was over. And it's not because they did something bad, Kyle. There's like, yeah, like he's so good, but he, there's no way he's anyone's like favorite. So like to Sean Watson, there's no way he can be anybody's favorite player right now. The Sean Watson. You're not even talking about bad. No, you're just saying that. Let's say, Gilder Sallie's elected.
Well, he's good. Like who outside of Oklahoma City is like, shake Gilder Sallie's anor's my favorite player. I would assume that people would like him because he was like, was he the MVP? Yeah. It's two time MVP, but he's still he plays such an unappealing brand of basketball. Can't have you always had those Christmas lights for a while now. They're on. Yeah. Oh, okay. Adds to the ambiance. Shays a good answer. Shays. He's like, uh, he's pretty though. I think he probably has a lot of. Girl fans, right? Yeah. Probably girl fans. It's also Canadian. Sorry, I assume. Ah, yeah. Canadian girl fans. Canada love them. Is there a player who's really good, but has like no social skills at all? And it just puts a damper on it. Like every interview that every like whatever like, fuck, I want to like this guy that I can't. He just seems like he's like, there's a lot of basketball. No, there'll be anything. KTVB bad social skills like they're, they're not good at being on camera or they say the wrong thing. Like a mix of both like every time they're on camera, it's just like this guy's great on the field, but anytime off field, it's just like a dud.
Lamello will say some crazy shit on an interview. And if you want to go the other way, like Scotty Barnes is like socially awkward. He has got it. So, okay. Kawaii Leonard. Kawaii. Who? They're just awkward. It's a good example. Who? Who's this laugh? TJ, that was good. Can I hear it? Yeah. What? Play Kawaii's laugh and then Blake Griffin's impression. That's incredible. What was he saying? I didn't see you sitting over there. Is anybody love Chris Paul? Like Ryan or Zillow? Oh, okay. Ryan or Zillow. And what would you like people to know about you? I'm a fun guy. Obviously, I love the game of basketball. I mean, it's just more question you have to ask. In order for me to tell you about myself, I just can't give you a whole spill. I don't even know where you sitting at.
He's right there. Yeah, but I see there you go. He already had me laughing and I'm a fun guy. Yeah. The monetile. I'm a fun guy. I see like a fun guy. Did we get any resolution on the the men's and that that whole guess that competition's over, right? Yeah, I don't I don't know. There's a winner, Dana Cadak and Megan McKimoney. Orange to the orange. I know where I heard they were fucking pissed off that the prize was so light. Midsie. Why are we walking so aggressively? Hey, Midsie. Benjamin. Midsie. Midsie. What am I looking at? Midsie. Midsie. Is he acting? I guess headphones in. Midsie. Midsie. This can't be real. This can't be. Midsie. No, no, no, that's not real. Midsie. What do you think it was? Is this dangerous? It seems it.
Especially with headphones in. What? How loud is he listen to it? Does he? Does he listen to widespread in those earbuds? 100% of the time or does he have others that cycle through? I hear him sing in other songs when he's on the treadmill. Yeah. Yeah. How's the golfing going? Dormy. Are we going to let's up the check? Let's do the dormy up. Let's check it. It was five up through 11 last we heard. That's like team teams. Yeah, so they're five down. This is for birdie. No. I believe this is a double points hole. We have their double points holes. I believe somebody put it close. If this is a part of the ring, they put it within what eight feet? Nice shot. Look. There we go.
Look at all the cards, boys. Here we go, Hank. Nailed it. No. Oh, I missed it. Exactly the same way that you have to. Certainly won't happen again, right? All right, so this is. All right, Gordon. That too looks at it now. Coach, you can't miss it to the right. Just live. Yes. You can't miss it to the right. Both guys miss it to the right. Not miss it right. You got to go left. Got to commit left, Gordon. That's not overreact here. You stupid. No. You stupid fucking pussy. You're making left to right puts. Jesus, give me that fucking ball. We all went out the hole. We all went past the hole. You could say the three pastes. I hope all five thousand people are out there. Is he going to miss it? Is he going to miss right again? So not easy. Yeah, he's right again. Great cloud cover day down there today. Looks nice. You got the arvorson sleeve home.
So they're five down through 12. Yes, so we're all in dormy watch. You guys are in our car, I think. If the other team wins the next holds over. Yeah, I'd be six holes down with five to go, so this could end. We could be very tied this hole. It's dormy. Yes, I'll never I'll never learn what that means and I'll never. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what you there. I don't know. I don't like dormy. What do you have in to do? Love talking dormy. Do you know RME? Aye. Dormy. Why did it change? Why do you say it with like a you made it French? Dormé. Okay. I don't want to know why? Close your eyes. Why is it so different? Do you want me with the why you idiots? Well, yeah, but what you also said IE said to spell both ways. Guess we'll never know. What else you got here? How was uh, how was Nikki Smokes as a prep sheet guy? Really good. He was just a little uh, you know, if if we can get him
to turn off the Nikki Smokes douchebag uh, horny thing. Big if. Which isn't impossible because there's a real dude in there. There's moments. Yeah, little moments. There's a real guy in there who's a very likable guy, but he is absolutely consumed by the by the putsby the pussy monster. And the pussy monster wins the battle. You need to understand that he's had sex. Correct. That's what he's consumed. It's not even just that he's horny. He's consumed by his need for your perception of him to be that he was. I assume most adults have. Yeah, most. Right. Yeah, he uh, he put a real life picture of breasts belonging to a woman that I assume he had. Just somebody he knows. He knows. I don't know if I'd say yeah. Congrats on making it to the last page of the worksheet. Here's the girl I banged on Saturday. I promised it's not a coworker. Don't show on the show. Guys, I don't even know if I'd be saying that at all. That's.
Yeah. How's the rest of the prep sheet? Well, it started off the very first, uh, the very first nugget was, um, please do a American titties Mount Rushmore. So, but the second one was like, who are some players that were bad? Yeah, yeah, like, like who's the midst of VP? Who's the worst athlete or coach? You still has a job. Do the titties take up two faces? We did. We went through that. Should it be two women and four titties or what? But we didn't really finish out that because we wanted to get to the actual. We knew we knew there'd be smut, but I was kind of hoping for like, lead with the smut and then kind of slowly. I said, he had like 20 pages. Well, when he got to like pages eight or nine, it was he had one great story about an NFL player. Like, he had some heartwarming stuff in there. Like he, yeah, what was the highlight? He put some effort into it. There's a Bengals player that was like, Chase, you see this guy who, um, gone. Yeah, I don't really help me out, Mark. Dante. Dante Myers was delivering door to actual three a.m. Waiting for a shot at Pro Football.
After going on draft, and he paid $100 for CFL try out. He won his championship, noticed by the Bengals, resigning him to a futures contract. One night, Joe Burrow texted him to see if he could catch passes. Myers told him he'd be there. He drove 460 miles from Atlanta. Since the overnight to be available for burrow. Now he's on the 53 man roster. That's a great story. That's awesome. See he's in there. There's a good. There's a, there's, there's a point as I was making my way through it. I was like, this is actually pretty good prep sheet. And then he had to go back at the end. And we were just like, all right, this is probably a crime. But he's like, there's a, there's a good, like, this is, if we could do like a, like a, like a, this is a fucking, that's a fucking crime. If he could be the star of a reality show where we find the good guy, and even make that guy an actual character, or make that guy stay, I think we have something. Maybe the over compensation comes from trauma or closeted homosexuality. So why?
Maybe? Probably right. I would lean towards the closet at homosexuality. That or maybe he like lost his penis in an accident years ago. Yeah. That's like a kendo. Maybe he's penisless. I don't think there's evidence he's penisless. I don't think there's evidence that Nikki smokes his penisless. I feel like his penis gets a lot of play. That's a lot of, we talk about his penis a lot. He talks about his penis a lot. Yeah. And maybe that's the evidence he doesn't have a penis. Yeah, that's the point. I've never seen it. Is the Jeff Ney do all over again? Oh no. He's flying somewhere? And he's gonna have to look at his penis. He's gonna fly it. I think he, I think the birthday party, that's all Dave said, Minivaners, 100% not happening. See, looking at his wounds. That's, I would assume he, he, he, he might have overplayed his hand or messed up and any, any, he's gonna sit back, stay back and then eventually the other day will take out the nidoo horn and blow on it and he'll be right back. Yeah. And that's the cycle. It's the cycle as he,
The birthday, the birthday thing was tough. It was tough. It was like, uh, it didn't go the way he wanted. But even if you're not getting it, like you got to have a backup plan. You got to have no doubts he'll be back. I'm just still thinking back on that. Well, pick him starts, the first episode's out today. Yeah. How did he allow himself to get into that situation, Kyle? Right. That's what's disappointing. Poor decisions date that I too. Is it? Yes, right. Yeah. Oh boy. You got a watch party or, are you in or out on poor decisions right now? I'm always in. What are you talking about? I'm not out. I'm gonna throw out because the, I've got banned from the chat. Yeah, okay. Because I was such a super fan. And it's poor decisions is the way it should be again. Yeah. Uh, one is in Kansas City and one is here. It's right. It's close to close. Yeah, he went home. Schedule the update 330, poor decisions, 434 cases of methaxiness. I'm not a five surviving bar story cap without an about pod. They did a, uh, they did a recap of their trip and
boys might be doing some numbies. Yeah. They might fuck around and do some numbies. Poor decisions. I didn't watch the recap yet. 11,000 views. No kidding. No. Good for them. Fuck yeah. May I say something? It might be a little controversial. Yes. The other day we had the PD guys, uh, on the show. And, uh, you know, Greg had the camera over here by him and Greg's right there and the burn is over there. Burns just talk too fucking much. Just burn shut the fuck up while Greg's. Let's let's, we're here for Greg. Yeah. But I also like seeing Greg fiddle around while Burns is talking. So there is like, uh, well, Greg has, exactly. Has Greg ever paid attention. Yeah. Down time that juxtaposition because when you watch the show Brandon, which you will today. Yeah. No, no, I won't. Burns will go into a deep dive about Chicago sports and he'll, he'll just, he'll have a monologue prepared and he will just go. And then hold like stop talking and traditionally in a sports show, that's when Greg picks it up and like, yes,
and builds on the point burns and Greg will just bring it to a screeching halt and be like, I'm going to piss in this cup or like, the chat saying I should cut my finger off. I do. Burns is, and you need, you need the boat because if it was just Greg, if it was just Greg saying, what a piss. You need to break down the bears to be Burns, right? Burns is the engine. Greg is the auxiliary cup holder. What in the back seat? So what do you need occasionally? Yeah, yeah. Have, um, have you guys seen tea bobs ass? The high-solid you're on your Instagram. It's one of the more stunning things. The thing is, it's the pose he was doing. Yeah. Yeah. We, we were in love in about 830, you know, we took our commercial and everybody decided to get a stretch in. Kyle got down to the stretch. Ebo did a stretch. Teabob did a stretch and got his ass into position. I've never, I never thought that man's got
ass on top of ass. Yeah, I mean, this is what Jason Derulo was. This is got a V.A.I. No, no, no, Kate, I sold that picture with my phone. Look, I don't think I registered the other leg. The one I looked at. I can't remember the sumin. It is back and off. It is head out of the way. That's not real. That's real. That's not real. So head out. Kate, that is 100% real. I, that's f**king, there's not a universe where I could handle all that. That was like two people back to back. That was like the chocolate shells we looked at earlier. That's a, uh, no pause. That's the bizarre. That's the bizarre. The bizarre. The bizarre. That's caught eye. Beer, 12 beers just so I can feel confident in that. Yes. 12 beers in a gas station Rhino pool. And like, oh, my God. Unbelievable spread too. I think my brain only allowed me to see the left leg.
It's like, I old man flag. Oh my God. It really does look like that. Like, God, I am everything is just how I want it. So I want it. Made to order BIO. We got to get in those Cardi B jeans from Old Navy. My God. I'm about to be nervous around T-Ball now. Do you see the picture you put? Yeah. Somebody make that, please. The picture you posted, go back Carson to the right. It's right up in there. He is in there with the car. Yeah. Well, it's Carson. I got to see that footage. Carson wears the, uh, he freelances and he does rap concerts. And he's talked about how he's done a Cardi B and he was on Ask Ham at Cardi B. Oh, so he was on the same. This is just as instinct. Zubin on. Yes. Wow. And where did he grow up? Atlanta. No way. He made it out of Atlanta on stage. Oh.
Yeah, there was. There was. Yeah. Sheesh. All due respect. I mean, not even like. I want to keep a professional where co-workers, but I'd love to have him clap for me. Really like that. Not even the clapping. Also, with all due respect, just co-workers. You know that thing where you lay on your back and you start twisting your legs and your teeth start doing that thing. I don't know. I can't. No, none of us know that. I'll never mind. What is that? Nothing. Don't worry about it. You lay on your ass, but you just want to lay on your back. You take your feet up in the air and you start shaking your legs like this and your ass just starts going. I got it from everything. That's interesting. I'm just saying with all due respect, be cool to see. Totally. If I come into the office dressed like his chair one day, don't say a father. So I'm going out for Halloween. That's crazy. That is. When he did it, did he realize what he was about?
He just thought he was stretching. Everybody, like, Ebo got down and is like, what's the stretch I can do? Are you saying something like, I do the stretch. I do child's pose and it doesn't do anything for my hips. So T-bob said, watch this. This is how you have to do a hip stretch. And he got down and he was doing one stretch and he turned over. And he was just kind of stretching everything out. And he was really showing Ebo a stretch he could do for his hips. And it just flailed. He's got good hips. Did you all scream? Were you all like, whoa. Oh, I mean, you see us all just taking pictures of it. His dad had to have sounded like it wasn't safe for him to be in Atlanta. And he can do the splits, T-bob. Yeah. And he's got that ass. And he's from Atlanta. Uh-huh. I mean, yeah, for him. He's, he's put that thing to use. Had to have had to have once. I feel like men usually have really bad asses. Like the flat, the, yeah, the handkill. Yeah, the handkill. Chris Brandon Walker.
Chris Burman. Chris Burman. Ben Manson. So when a guy has a really, and again, there's a co, like, sure, co-worker, but it's like all the more impressive. But what are you doing with that? I just think it's cool. What would you do with that? I just think I just like what, what like ideally, what do you? Well, Pat's got. Yeah, but like, what do you like grip it? Grip it rip it man. Just. I'm like a NASCAR driver. Secret of my mouth. No, I play him like the bongos. Damn. No, I don't know. It just, I just, I just, I like as. Yeah, a more time. Nice. Yeah. It's an important muscle. It's an important muscle. Well, think of it as a muscle. It's important. Got to the glutes. Yeah, the glutes are important. Do you guys want to work out their ass as well? No. We probably should. We should be like doing the strap thing. Yeah. I'm like, we should be doing more ass work. What does your, I mean, your butt cheeks help you sit. But other than that, what is your, what are your butt cheeks doing for you?
A lot generating a lot of power. Oh, athletically. From the ass. Right? Yeah. What's your center of gravity, right? It's an important muscle for like football players, right? Yeah. Yeah, they got to have a hockey player. So a few jasses too. Oh, my team, I was an offensive lineman. He had to have a base to him. Drive your hips with your ass. Gluteus max of this. I need to, I'm going to get him in here. T-bomb. Yeah, we got about 15 minutes left. Single largest and heaviest individual muscle in the human body. Seems important. Yeah, I like a guy. I'll say it. I like him to be able to fat ass. I do. Trying to say. Like a T-bomb's ass. I'm just starting here. Was it just the angle? Was it, yeah, I got to see if. It was everything. I mean, he's got a, he's got a, he's got a, I want to do a change of clothes and see if, without the stretch, he's still got a big ass. Yeah. What is, have you seen those women's yoga pants that really accentuate the ass that like almost create, too? It's almost, there's like an optical illusion pattern that makes you crazy. It draws the eye into the ass. I love those. Yeah, so it's like, like, yeah, that's the turns out of scene. Yeah.
Sealo's often, as often as I can. Oh, that's, that you're not making. But like, would that make any ass look good? Brand if we get a pair for you. Do you think it would be like, damn, you have like a little bubble butt? No, mom would be like, it would be like, droopy. Yeah, it would, it's just bad. No, they have like, roozing in them almost, that like, pulls. Was there work at yourself? Rootzing, like the way it's soed creates like, pockets that like pull together and lift. I think it would, Root. Could help you. Is he here? He's in macro finishing. Not that means he's recording or. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's in macro finishing. Big time ass, man. What happens when you lock 18 co-workers in an office for one week to compete for a quarter million dollars of cash? This is surviving bar stool season five, presented by Rumble Premium, where each episode releases three hours early. So get it out free before anybody else only when you join Rumble Premium.
New episodes of surviving bar stool will be released every Sunday and Wednesday, leading up to the Labor Day finale on September 7th. You can watch surviving bar stool at 5 p.m. on Rumble Premium and everywhere else at 8 p.m. Eastern. On my spot of fun. A song? Got a funk song? A funk. And apparently I looked it up. He was like, he had a bunch of like vanity project albums and worked with like Quincy Jones and all these fun guys. Yeah, this around some stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you could say that. I thought it was more jazz than funk, but I guess that there's a fusion there.
Yeah. And it's shocked me. I was like, whoa. So you do your kitchen chores to funk music? Yeah. Making it jazz. What was the name of the song, do you remember? No. I don't. I wonder if I go backwards. I think. What the original GM sessions, that's Bill. I mean, he was he. But it's like it's such a huge start. Did everything. I hate to say it. The song like rocked. It was great. It was a collab with somebody else. It was like Cosby and he made it. The song called Camille. That's his wife's name. If I had my way, it's so cold if I had my way. Oh, no, dear God, Bill. If I had my way, he'd back to back. We'd get out of my life woman. Hold on, I'm coming. No. Oh, God, damn Bill. No. He's just really good at it. Oh, no. He did. I can't get no sounds fresh. Silver throat. Silver throat. Yikes. Hush, hush. Anyway, unfortunately, one of these songs. Oh, no. All shucks, hush your mouth. He's just. Wait, it's uptight. He thought this is a big one. I got a woman.
Thanks, Kate. Yeah, unfortunately, one of those songs rocks. Don't check it out. Brandon, I'm sure you've spoken about this. Uh, Mississippi State put out a video with you. Yeah. That too little too late. No, no, not too little too late. I was, I was very excited they did it. Um, all you got to do is go on a. Uh, a YouTube show with a couple of hundred thousand viewers and, uh, wine like a bitch and you'll get what you want. Yeah. So the. It's too late for me. Really sad state of affairs. No, you're good. I had your back. No, they're. Mississippi State has an enemy for life with me. Yeah, that's right. No, we're already respect you once. They're fucking dead to me. Yeah. No, they fixed it. I've. They fixed it. So. Fucking he missed a few states. We're, uh, we're going forward together. Kyle of Kent State did one of you just saying how bad they were. Which is a life. An anti-hype video. I respect them. They're not. What are they projected this year? They're always ranked like dead last, but. Like in the hundreds, but last season they turned it around.
And then they win like the back half. They they won. I got to be an obstacle. I can't remember max seasons from year to year. K be their D1. Yes. Kate. Yes. I don't know. FBS. Yeah. FBS. They're in the Mac, which is a group of six. There's the power for it in the group of six. Well, that's tough for them, right? That's gotta be hard to win. Yeah, it's hard to win them. It's five and seven. Yeah. Is there ever a school that's like, Hey, actually, we'd like to be D2 like our basketball team here being like, we're going down. Nobody goes down. But they what if they're like, we'd enjoy it more. No, the money. Okay. It's too much. Yeah. Are you guys hit with Chicago State? They just started it. They just had their first game the other day. First game was a football program, ever. It's a brand new college. Titus, were you going to just been a college? I tried to coach the basketball team. Yeah, I wanted to coach the basketball team and make a documentary about it. The Chicago State. I saw like the attendance rankings. They were dead last, I think. They were the worst team in America. 70. Are they still? Yeah, they're still close to it.
Yeah, they're not a total joke like they used to be. They're just kind of a joke. So they got rid of their teams, but they just started them up again. They just started a football team. They have a kind of cool basketball arena. Yeah. Where are they down there? Southside. Southside, yeah. Do they not have funding or like, can they not give scholarships? They should be good. They do. They do scholarships, but I just don't think they have anything else. Yeah, I think it's like a glorified community college. We're division one basketball team. You see Loyola, DePaul. I guess Northwestern's right outside. Yeah, I'm missing one too. Chicago. There they go. This is my viral in the off season. Just again, shed on the comments. Why they like these guys got a suck at your space on this video? Every team has guys doing this. Look at their basketball arena, too. I think it's pretty, that seems to be where they're shooting that.
I think it's a cool. I suppose I go to their back swarming last year, but then something came up. Huh. That's Chicago University. That's pointless. No shit. That's pointless. Is that a giraffe? Oh, that is a cool look. Yeah, for a small of a school and how bad that's really. That's really nice. It's pretty sweet arena. I love gyms, man. Jones Convocation Center. There you go. All right. We got all the ads, CJ. We hit them all. Yep. Yeah, cards coming soon. Oh, there's an awesome. So you tweeted out a picture of me yesterday. There will be this year. There'll be more variety. There'll be more cards and more things you can get, right? Yep, there's 10,000 packs, which first time we dropped 25,000, second time we dropped 5,000. So there's more packs. And there's a way higher chance of getting a hit. So a numbered card or autograph card or a relic card. And these are really quality like way higher quality. Yeah. So there's this rainbow for every cards, every every person will have all of these cards
in both their regular name and like there's nicknames for each person. And then non-autos, there's also blue number 200 and purple number to 50, or maybe vice versa. And then there's like friends of the program that's like other people that are in the YAC universe. There's like YAC places. So there's like one for the ice cream machine, one for the tunnel. There's like famous quotes. There's one for like there's a series for the gauntlet. There's there's relics. So there's there might be a Zah underwear card. I noticed Zah is underwear is nowhere seen. Wait a second. Yeah, it's not. It's off the wall. So it's a way wider. We've cut up Zah's underwear for these cards. I like have skid marks on there. It's somebody can pull your bio. Yeah, it's like a bio as it knows. So what if some dudes get that do some freak shit with stop stop. That's crazy. Good luck to have a good that.
The soldier wear a relic. That's a bit too. Well, it was hanging on our fucking wall. It was already kind of gross. Yeah, true, but I mean. Let's just leave. Yeah, they're not hanging up anymore. So we sent that to a professional card maker to cut up. What other relics are there, TJ? I believe it's there's a purple hat. There's a Yakbaskipal jersey. There's a KB red balloon. Oh, wow. That's cool. Yeah, so pretty cool set. It's it's there's a lot more cards in this. That's crazy. There's a lot more variance. Last time there was too many people getting like two packs that would have nearly the exact same things. And that's that shouldn't happen this time. Yeah, good.
Coming this month. Oh, not it's not black Friday. It's this month. Correct. Wow. What's the door? We update. There's seven up on the 14th. That's it's over. It's game over. I do want to see him. Somebody could fall apart. What's the biggest fall apart? Anyone's ever had an tournament where they fell like a ton of points or something. Like he was. Why? Now, I don't know. I don't. Why does it say once? Are there they got double points holes maybe? Oh, I guess maybe that's why I was eating a burger. I know. The big cat. I think I saw clip that he has like 15 left with like a week, a week to go. It's pretty tough. I don't know. Oh, smooth. There you go. Hank. Love his way. There's a good swing. Finish.
Don't get hot. Don't get hot. This fucking. Down seven. Four holes to play. The stakes they're playing for. If Hank's team wins, he's in the internet. Invitational. If Hank's team loses, he's banned for 10 years. Oh, so. He would let me think you're right, Brandon. Gotta be some double hole. Gotta be. Gotta be. Oh, hooked it. It's terrible. All right. Uh, spend the wheel. Let's get that wheel spent. Big cat to be back tomorrow. Look up this tennis player later. Yeah, look at him. He was a Spanish. Yeah. Was it what? What was it on HBO? I know you guys know. You said, Efton Chisholm is the name. No, no, no, that was the other guy. It was the drop dial Nadal. I reckon. Raphael. Efton Nadal. Nadal. That's Chisholm. No. She the fuck is Chisholm. Don't know. That's every. Chisholm. Okay, come on. All right. 21. Okay. But you never heard this day.
It was really okay. Okay, Kate. It's a made up name. It's got 21. Oh, you've never heard of it. I knew he was good. I didn't know he was like 21 million followers. Good. He's a college player. He was. He's Efton Chisholm. And now he's what. And then a patriot. Okay. Well, pretty famous name is in Super Raw. Never heard of him in my life. You. Kate, come on. All right. You're trying to get us back over. No, I'm not. The native one. The native thing you had going on. Efton Chisholm. Rawfield. I'll look him up when I get home. I'll look up Efton Chisholm. Well, he just showed you Efton Chisholm. It's right in the way. I don't need this. Yes, I do. Yes, actually. Yes, I do. I do. It does, really. Oh, no. No. The sketchers at reset. It's sketch. We reset. Oh, oh. Nobody has to go set the set to your courtroom sketch. All right. What do you want to wait for Big Cat to get here to spend it tomorrow? Or do you want to? So you're just allowed to go into any court.
I guess they're public. That'd be kind of fun. OK. That will be fun. Yeah, I wonder if you can just like I'm bored on Tuesday. And I'm unemployed. Let me go just sit in court today and say that. I feel people to do that. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh. I think executive decision on that. I think we should wait till Big Cat's here when we spend it tomorrow. OK. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Why is your sandwich here? No. I've already had my sandwich. OK. Yeah, man, that's. Yeah. That's what water. All right. We'll be back tomorrow. Yes, time to talk shop. We're doing Yankee's office react. Is the act.
All right. I'm out the rest of the week. We're nice to the tech team tomorrow and then Friday. Also got reached out to you on Twitter. Somebody asked me if I could say rest in peace to their friend, James Wybel, who was a Yak viewer. Shout out to you guys. All right. Love you guys. Have a good one. Bye.
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