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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer reunite in sunny California for a jam-packed episode full of FOMO, fatherhood, and flaming hot air balloon disasters. The bears talk about Tom’s California vacation and getting into surfing with his boys. They dig into wild parenting comparisons, Luis J. Gomez’s insane training routines, and Bert feeling FOMO for Andrew Schulz’s perfect summer life on Instagram.
Tom then drops major news about shooting a new Netflix movie called El Tigre, which leads to Bert sharing his own plans for filming the series Free Bert in Atlanta. With both Bears tied up all summer, they announce special "Summer Bears" episodes and name the two hosts Chris Distefano and Stavros Halkias. Things get political (kind of) as Bert and Tom debate who should talk about world issues—spoiler alert: it’s not them. Bert then rants about the sheer terror of hot air balloons and Tom tells another legendary Top Dog tale about how he diverted a plane so he could take a piss. Buckle up—it’s a bumpy (and hilarious) ride.
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:40 - Father FOMO
00:05:07 - The Summer Bears
00:16:45 - FaceTiming Chrissy D
00:20:16 - The Middle Class Of Comedy
00:33:09 - Bert Explains Global Politics
00:39:48 - Hot Air Balloons Are Sketch
00:49:29 - Crazy Plane Stories
01:00:17 - Helicopters
01:06:45 - Uber Driver Smackdown
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