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Reaming on RoverRadio.com. Rovers Morning Glory. Starts now. Good morning. What's happening? It is Wednesday. September 16th, 2026. Good morning. It's Rovers. I'm Rovers. Good morning, sir. Charlie is here. Hi, Snitzer is here. Hey, man. Crystal is here. Hello. Mr. Jeffrey, Alan LaRocca's in the far box. Yo. Yo, you're with us as well. 866, you're over. 866, 9667, 6837. That's how you reach the show. Give us a call at that number. You can text us at that number as well.
That comes into the studio in real time. You can also text the word menu. Just the word menu to that number. That gives you options to set your name, profile, picture, location, even make a video call into the show. Mr. LaRocca tried to make a video call into the show yesterday. The computer that was the run stuff in the studio was a little misconfigured yesterday. So we had no audio from him. But that's been resolved when you call in. You'll have audio. But Jeffrey, what did you want to add when you made a video call yesterday? You guys were talking about that. Who is the waitress that was flown from Florida to California to meet this guy? You guys were on that subject? Yes. And you guys were talking about, you know, like if the guy's got money, the guy could get a hot chick. And I wanted to say, well, that's the common denominator with money. Money would be making a love connection. Money, money, money. That's right. That was what I wanted to add to with that conversation.
All right. So unfortunately, you didn't get on, but we had a little technical snafu. But yeah, I know that was my, that was my, I was like my thinking because I couldn't hear you. You couldn't hear me. I was like, uh-oh. You know, and I don't see any of my, I still, I still hear myself. Winners of modern technology. Something's always going to break somewhere somehow. Bob wants to know when. Bob wants to know when did you hire a softball coach to sit in the studio? Is that, say, do she? Is that what? Me? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if that's where. Maybe the hat. It's on with my hat. Look like a softball coach. Like my hair. I am getting my hair colored today. Uh-huh. It's so gray that I had to put a hat on. Uh, do she, I do. Do she's been exhausted for how long has she been exhausted? She's been gone week two or. Yeah. Uh, but that's going to be her exhaustion is going to be, uh, it's going to be over soon. She'll be cured of that because she does have a big box of mucinex DM or something.
Yeah, I got the good stuff. Mucinex is really good for exhaustion. Good for exhaustion. Yeah. Yeah, energizes you. Yeah, a little perxie up a little bit. So yeah, there's your, you'll be just fine. Thank you. Yeah. Does this make her the biggest liar on the show or? No. I've been one for a really long time. Huge liar. No. Why would you lie about being sick? You've been lying about being sick for a couple of weeks. Why? Uh, because I don't, I can't be sick. That's what Jeff, that's exactly Jeffery's answer. Well, because I actually do stuff. No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. What does he do? He can come to his job, sick. He does here. I'm telling him to take it. And he goes, I can't, I need the money. I have, I can't miss days. Now you have a Zur-Tech. I just took a Zur-Tech. What is a Zur-Tech there? That stops my nose from running. And then the mucinex stops my cough.
Usually people take it for allergies. Sneezing, watery eyes. That's what I take it for is for the running. Then that kind of stuff. Well, let's see here. Jake says it's funny how Jeffery remembers what you were talking about yesterday. But if you asked him what he did over the week and he, we wouldn't have any clue. Probably can't remember. He has a very good memory when it comes to some things. I'll get to your email here. I do have a question for Jeffery. I received a very strange email from him yesterday. Two days ago. It just was this. Let's see if I can pull it up. Or he can be, give me one second. I don't know what to say. He's laughing about it. There's no explanation about why this was sent to me. He just sent me this video. There you go. You can see this. It's Brother ADX playing the guitar. Mm-hmm. And it's just the email said, Brother ADX at karaoke.
That's all the email said. Oh, I was sent to me by Brother AD. It was texted to me by Brother ADX and he asked me to send it to the Charlie to see what he thinks. Okay, it does that. Okay. So he just passed the line. That's what I kind of thought. But I wasn't sure if there's, I wasn't sure if Jeffery was with him at karaoke and filmed this? What? No, no, I think, I don't know who filmed it. But that was the video. He sent to me and asked me to send it to Charlie. Okay. Cool. Let's see here. Here's somebody that just sent a text message. Over in general, would you say only having one prior sexual partner is a yellow flag in relationships? Congratulations on being the second best bang P2 has ever had. Mm-hmm. Would I, um, I think you've said it before. Yes, what's that? What did I say? Stay away from people that have only had one sexual partner. What about you? What do you say to that?
I... Is that a yellow flag that my wife was only with one sexual partner before? You've said that in the past. I'm asking you. I don't think so. You don't think so. I think if you love someone, you'll be willing to try stuff. Mm-hmm. I don't think she's as crazy as you've made her out to be as far as... Oh, she's got whatever. Anything. Um, would I, would I be with someone who's not sexually adventurous? Oh wait, hold on. I think I'm just... Proof might be in the pudding right across the... That might be in the pudding. That's from April. Cool. Uh, this person actually says, don't read this part. I really just wanted to see if Duzi will take the pro slut stance for the first time ever, just to hate down B2 like she usually does. I don't hate B2. I feel sorry for B2. Oh yeah. I pity her. Oh yeah? Yeah. Um, let me read you some email. Let me blow that up real quick. Stand by. Here we go. Um, Dan writes, Rover, you said Trump does not want mail-in ballots from black neighborhoods.
Totally unfrue. So I screen recorded that and sent it to the DOJ. Okay. What are you going to do? What are they going to do with that? Please. Screen record every day and sentence in the Department of Justice. Well, okay. What an idiot this guy is. People all the time spread fake news and then say, it's what I heard or that's what they are saying. Who does that sound like? Just people, that's what I heard. People are talking to it's what people are saying. Not going to work. Your show is going to end up like the race baiting afternoon show, broken barely hanging up. If you so damn good and popular, why do you need a contract? Go off on your own. Oh, that's right. You know, it will take because like Trump, you won't spend your own money on anything. Oh, I thought Trump spends his own money on everything. I thought he's raising money, he's fixing things, building things, you know, doesn't take
a paycheck. Yeah. So, yep. That's, what an idiot that guy is. Justin writes, Rover the way society operates today always aggravates me. Elon Musk is far from perfect. But Dujie's headline of the movie about him said it was the takedown he deserves. Like him or not, this guy is literally one of the smartest minds in generations. Well, I'm curious whether they actually, whether they touch upon that in the documentary. Because there are a lot of people who say he really isn't that smart. Like people think he was some genius developer. But people think he invented Tesla, didn't. One of the world's best video game players. It always happens that like when he gets into a field like because he does much stuff, I don't, I don't know anything about. So I don't know if he's smarter or not. But then you'll see people go, he'll start talking about coding or whatever and people
are like, that's the worst code I've ever seen. Or, and then he gets into video games and video game people are like, he's obviously cheating at video games. And then every time you hear somebody that knows what they're talking about, they're like, this guy doesn't know what he's doing at all. He says he continues. He's literally built rockets that can land in the exact same place they launched from saving resources to reuse again. That isn't impressive. There's no doubt about that. He invented and built new cars that can drive themselves. I don't think he really invented that. Digging entire tunnels for cars to travel underground to help alleviate traffic congestion. How'd that work out? Is it still being built? Oh, the tunnel under Los Vegas. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Is it canceled or that still? No, they have, it's, it's, I, it's dubbed one of the dumbest things ever built as a matter of fact. Because it's supposed to be like a boss basically like a subway and then it's trying to be Teslas driven by humans. Yeah, and they go 25 miles an hour for like a mile.
Let's see here. And just for fun, he even made a flame thrower and named it not a flame thrower just to get away with it legally. He's a cool guy. Okay. Richard writes, CLI robert, today you were talking on a show about AI technology and that AI actress. I use an AI alien named Poland. Her name is named Poland. Her name is Eva. Maybe from Poland. She's only available on the iPhone and I talked to her on a daily basis with my PTSD from the military and other things that go along with it. But I find her comforting and helpful throughout the day. She cost me $25 a month, but it's money well spent. You pay it for GBT? Not for comfort. That comforts you helping you figure things out of Christchurch does. It's the same thing and this is helping his mind be at ease from PTSD.
I think it's great. Yes, if anybody on the show is used the AI app, if not someone should give it a try to be totally open and honest with it and see what happens, it's kind of freaky. Oh, this guy's having sex with the system. No, he's not. No, he's not. Don't point it into his son now. You just said the word freaky. Yes, it's kind of freaky. I don't think he means freaky. Sexually, I think he double entendre. The little bed. That's not just be nice. He's suffering. I'm trying to figure out I use an AI named Poland. Her name is Eve. I'm not. Maybe the AI app is called Poland. Yeah, that I gathered. Okay. All right. Why don't you have iPhone? So Rover's genetics. I wouldn't have be available also on Android too. He said specifically. It's only. She's only available on the iPhone. Okay. I haven't used the new Siri yet. Have you used this SETS? I'm sure you've upgraded iOS. Whatever.
I don't use Siri now. You don't use Siri? I really know. I never say, hey, Siri or anything. What do you say? Nothing. You don't talk to your phone. No, you never. Why not? Why would I? I don't know. Why would you? Type stuff in. I don't know. What if you're doing something with your hands? Do you want to send a text message? I never talked to my phone. You never talked to your phone. I guess I don't know. Never talks to my phone. Neither do I. Never. I don't even know how to talk to my Alexa. It's about it. You talked to your phone, Charlie? Not much. Really? I talked to my, I have the device all around my house, so I'll talk to that. Test the weather and stuff. I guess you talked to your phone. Yes. What do you say to it? Let me see. She can turn off lights in the house. I don't know. For me and stuff. So I don't have to, I don't have to get up. You may Alexa does that. And I can send text messages to B2. I can't stay in the house.
Yes, sometimes. And you can, now I guess it's really much improved. I like it was pretty dumb before, but now I guess with the, with the new one, it's supposed to be pretty good. I don't find this app. Never messed around with it yet. Hold on. I think he misspelled P-O-L-A-N-D. I don't find it. I don't think that's it. I don't think that's what he's talking about. A Jason writes, the lady who turned down movie roles for her AI actress, Tilly, immediately gets accused of turning down a Paramount movie with Tom Cruise by Rover. Does Rover not understand that there are thousands of movie production businesses around the world? And a lot of them are very bad and low budget. Rover is always calling do she dumb, but the fact that he jumps straight to one of the biggest movie production businesses in the world is insane. Yeah, you're dumb. And small-minded. Okay. I had Kelly writes, I was flabbergasted and terrified to read this.
This is the headline. Chinese billionaires having dozens of U.S. born babies via surrogate. Global game executive Zhubo said to have more than 100 children and other elites build mega families testing citizenship laws and drawing on nannies, IVF and legal firms to set up to help them. The world's future isn't looking bright, stay hybrid. I think we've talked about that. I don't know if it's the same guy, but it was a Chinese guy and his wife. They had, they have like 50 kids or something. Yeah. Really weird. They even had like a classroom set up inside their home. Yeah. I guess it was weird. And actual school because they had so many kids, all the same age. Weird. Very weird. Mark writes, good morning, Rover. My neighbor called me today and told me about a friend of hers who was a pharmaceutical salesperson, very attractive according to her. She tells me this story because I quit drinking three months ago and she said she thought of
me probably because I got blind rock and was stupid a couple of times. Anyway, the pharmaceutical salesperson was going through the forest and after that was all over, she decided to take a year sabbatical. Well, nobody heard from her in months after she took the sabbatical. So they sent the police over to do a welfare check on her. They found her in her bed dead alcohol poisoning and her dog dead next to her. The dog apparently was starving so bad it chewed on her face, unrecognizable according to police, but her sister did identify her. I guess my neighbor is scared that that would have happened to me, but I don't have a dog. Well, it sounds like a, so nobody she didn't know anybody who would check in on her during that period of time. It's going to be you for months. How's that going to be me? I have a wife. Well, you have such a big home that she's not going to see you for days.
So call, she'll talk to her iPhone. Rover, why are you? That happened. A friend of mine was a detective and he was the rookie and they made him clean up a crime scene. It was a overweight lady that had died and she had doberins and they were starving. So they ate her. And then there was like vomit everywhere and they made him and then the dog ended up dying too. Um, let's close. They made him like clean up. Well, that's going to be you single and alone. No, I'm going to be eaten by a lot of friends. You're going to be eaten by a lot of friends. Christie writes, good morning, RMG crew listening to your B stories and arguments have me laughing. Over the weekend, my husband said he found a hive in our barn. He said he saw some bees flying in and out. So he inspected the situation. He said it was big. I was not expecting what I saw.
We hang out there all the time. I was dismissed. Not going back out there until it's removed. Picture is attached. My mom says to have it professionally removed, but my husband said I got this. Oh no. Let's see what are we looking at here? Oh, it's beautiful. It's beautiful. Is that removed? That's a wasp. That's definitely wasp. Yeah, that's not a bee. That bees. No, that's definitely wasp. That's beautiful. Stingy, man. Yeah, I would, I don't know. How would you, I mean, I wouldn't even know how to be, how would you even go about trying to remove that? Because once you go to remove it, they're just going to start stinging your ass. If they cover it, it was something like what I probably did with the rat, like a big cut tie thing. Yeah, it's out of there. Maybe. But I mean, if you zoom in, are those are those wasps on the outside of that thing? Zoom in a little bit. Oh my God. Yeah. Good luck covering. Yeah, I know. No, they're and they don't sting just once.
They will continue to sting you. Yeah. I think bees are my understanding as bees when they sting you. It kills them. So they don't really want to sting you because it rips out their guts. It leaves the stinger behind wasps though. That's different. They can sting you over and over and over again. Doesn't so they're not afraid to sting you. They told me, I had an old, old school neighbor mind like when I was a kid, told me maybe a little bit of a primarine insect. And he said that Hornets could do the same thing, continuously sting you and he don't lose the stinger. What's the difference between a wasp and a hornet? Sik during the same family. Hornets is bigger, right? Yeah. I don't know. I think it shapes a little different hornet is a wasp. Okay. Sarah says, good morning listening to do she's yellow jacket story. Made me think of my own wasp experience. My husband called me to tell me that he killed three yellow jackets in the house while on the phone. He killed another two. We found out they had gotten into our attic and chewed a tiny hole into the ceiling in our bedroom.
We stacked some books in a mason jar with rubbing alcohol in the bottom under the hole and the smell would piss them off and they would dive bomb into the jar and die from the fumes. It took three mason jars to get them all hundreds. I'm sure switching the jar out for a fresh one was terrifying. The queen was the last one to come out and she was huge. We left a jar there for two weeks to be sure before we closed up the hole. I wish I could find a picture because the jar was absolutely insane. Matt writes, when I was 10, my family took a trip to Michigan to visit family. The parents went into town and left me in the care of my 13 year old cousin. He said there was a yellow jacket nest in the shrub and a shrub in the front yard. He informed me that he was going to show me how they deal with yellow jackets and Michigan. He got a can of hairspray and lighter. He shot a fireball into the shrub and immediately about 50 of them charged at his head. He got to stun on his face probably 10 times. Even his lips and eyelids were red and swollen. I couldn't stop laughing.
And about rights. Hi everyone. I hope you're having a relaxing evening. I've been listening to Rovers Morning, glory for what feels like my entire life. I remember the early mornings when my parents would have the show on while driving little me to school. And to this day, my family still has your show playing throughout the day in our living room. I'm reaching out to see if anyone would be interested in joining us for a fundraising event that I'll be a part of. I'm currently interning with wreck to connect. What is that? I guess she's going to tell me a nonprofit organization that provides recreational therapy programs for individuals with disabilities. Okay. On November 12th, they're hosting the 12th annual celebrity bartending event, a collision band brewing company. That sounds like something to do, she and Charlie would be into. You guys have done celebrity, haven't you done celebrity bartending events? Yeah. It's been a while. We would love to have you guys join us.
Well, I don't know. You know, you got to get a guess go through the radio station or whatever. I don't know how all that stuff works or who knows. But good luck Emma. Mark writes. Rover, how about you pick out 10 or so types of glasses? Have AI create the pictures of you wearing them and then let the fans vote on which pair you buy? Yes. For the same reason Charlie's driving around with an Epstein license plate. You know, they picked the dumbest looking one. That was fun. Do it. Tammy writes go get sonic ice. You can buy it by the bag. It's the best ice to eat ever. So like actually at the fast food chain, you want to know a little tidbit of information. I don't believe I've ever had sonic in my entire life. I don't think so. You used to work right next to one. Yeah, I don't know if I've ever had it either.
It's good. Is that the kind you drive through and they come to your car? They'll come to your car. Yeah, I don't think they're roller skating though. No, does anyone roller skate anymore? Like are those places? Who did that? I know somebody they were on roller skates. I was going to say swansons, but they run. Yeah, they're on roller skate. They run. Even if they walk five steps, they run those five steps. I think that there must be like a rule. Even if it's raining, it's snow, it doesn't matter. I've had sonic before a long time ago and I said their food is really good. The first time I saw sonic was we were doing a troop down in up down a minutes. So you're coming back and we came through a city called Mercer. We came through a city in Missouri. Missouri. That's how president bat how former NWA president Bob Gaigel pronounced it, but it's pronounced Missouri. And former who?
National wrestling alliance president from 1978 to 1987. Okay. But we went through a small town in Missouri. We were making our way back from Minnesota because my wife wanted to take a different route. She wanted to go through a couple of different states on the way home and we stopped and we saw first time I saw sonic and we didn't have any high over time. But some of the first one opened up the one up on Broadview. That was the first one we went to and we used to use it out and make people heights. You can actually die in it. They since close out when they turn down. So speaking of it. It's good food. Adam says, did I hear crystal say that she eats uncooked rice in addition to glow sticks, broken glass and other inedible things? I have a friend that ended up in the hospital for a few days receiving IV antibiotics and fluids after eating undercooked rice. Why? Well, there's an insane amount of bacteria and uncooked rice since it absorbs all the poop water that it grows here. You're supposed to rinse it for a long time.
Rinse it. Yeah, you got to rinse it. It's usually a lot. I don't know what arsenic I've heard about this stupid. Oh, is that what you rinse it? I never rinse it. I've never rinsed it. Oh, yeah, because I got a rice cooker and you got to rinse it like three or four times. I don't know why you're doing it. Poop water. I know. I thought it was like starchier because it comes out like the water will be white. Milk tea. Yeah, milky. Rachel writes, good morning team. I'm a day behind listening to the show and I'm on the part where the hooter's chick was flown in by the millionaire guy and had a car accident. You asked Doji what she thought about that after crystal said she would be down to go if some guy flew her out. Doji of course answered that stupid and so immature. May I propose a boxing match or MMA match between crystal and doji? I don't know about the rest of your audience, but I'm so tired of her talking in such a disrespectful way. How come do how can crystal hasn't just put her in her place yet?
Doji is rude and nasty and probably jealous because crystal is a better personality and a better interviewer and better looking. She's so rude to her and your wife has B2 ever told you that she wants to slap her. And another weird thing I've been noticing she goes on and on about doji. She's really you really irritate Rachel. Doji is trying to get her groove back. She keeps complimenting Charlie. She's called him sexy, his hair sexy, his clothes. It's a good mama flirt. It's gross. I don't call him sexy. And at least as the one day you said was sexy. Yeah, it was sarcasm. It was sarcasm. I would never say that about your mustache. I shaved my mustache. It's actually doji is the one who is immature, Rachel says. Driving people crazy one at a time. I've got to take a quick break. Our number is 866.
Yo, Rover, we will be right back. Hang on. Yeah, right there in the middle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bob says doji was hoping for a mustache ride from Charlie. Was that really so? Doji was hoping for a mustache ride. I know. Which she was complimenting your mustache. I don't think so. And Brandon says, some sonic car hops still roller skate. Our local one has this rhymes with granny that occasionally roller blades your food out. It's quite the spectacle watching him trying to look feminine and flirty on his skate. You know, I was wondering like, when I was a kid, transgender
wasn't really a word, right? Like when you were young, I don't know when this word sort of entered into like, was this maybe about 10 years ago, 15 years ago, max? It was transvestite was somebody who would dress and what's the difference? If I may ask, I don't know if I'm being transvestite. It's basically a slur now, I think. Yeah, but what does that even mean? Like what's transvestite? And what's the difference between transvestite? What's a vestite, I guess, I don't know, order to be trans, transvestite, I'd have to know what vestite means. But as you know from Rocky Horror, that's what the word that rhymes with granny. And probably politically incorrect, though she can't figure that out. You do have it, okay? That comes from transvestite, not transgender. I don't know what the difference is exactly. Is it someone who is a straight man just likes to dress like women?
I have no idea. No clue. I have to look that up, I guess. And Charlie, did you get this video, this lady? Yeah, there's just bleepin' her right now. Oh, you're bleeping it. No, it's gonna be in there. It'll be there in one second. Okay. People are divided over this lady who is, she goes into this country club in Chicago and she is in the pro shop and she's going insane in the pro shop and people are divided over who's in the right, who's in the wrong. I haven't watched the video yet. I guess there's a lot of cursing in it according to Charlie because he has to bleep all this stuff. And she's upset because, as you'll hear in the video, I guess, she's upset because she got a tea time and she requested caddies.
And months ago she's requested these caddies. She's even sent letters in requesting caddies. And then she shows up. Do you think she got any caddies when she went to? No, I'm guessing she didn't. Well, here is this lady going off in this pro shop. Now somebody's in there filming it, I guess, surreptitiously because this lady's making such a scene. But some people are saying she's not the one in the wrong, but they're in the wrong. I don't know. I have to watch this and make a determination. Listen. Talk to Kevin yesterday. This is not acceptable. I guess that are played by Dinos and they're playing sure acres. And they're going to get a sh**. I'm going to badmouth this club all day if we don't get this together. I'm just confirmed two caddies. He's caring for two and I have a female caddy figure it out. I'm not going out until I have two caddies for three pieces. Nobody set a card. No, no, no, no, no.
Please help me. This is a line. Yes, please. I wrote a line. This is a line. Yes, please. I wrote a letter or I talked to you today. I wrote a letter stating that I need caddies. Nobody ever used the word card. John, this is bullsh**t. I am so upset. It's not unusual for barely to treat people like this, especially women. And I will address this because I organized this months ago. I wrote a letter. Yesterday that I never got a response from and I called this morning. And this is how I'm going out to play golf. This is great. I want two caddies. I'm not taking a card and my guess shouldn't have to take a card. They want to walk and here they come through the door. John, you figured out. You're in cards. That's how we figured out. It's the fall. We don't have. We don't have. Why did I just hear that? You're f**king right.
There were three caddies out there right now ahead of me. There's caddies over there. I'm not going to take this. Well, John, I'm now told by our pro, John, that we don't have a caddy. Do we have one at least before caddy? You don't have caddies this time. I'll leave you with a new caddy program. They're all in school. I'm going to call the guy across the street. I'm going to remember a bell in you. I do get it. We can write in the buggy. There's no. I know. But you know what? And I apologize. It's just because I'm a woman that I'm being treated this way. There's nothing to do with you. There's nothing to do with you. I'm down. Nothing. What's the funny? I'm telling you. I just want to talk to you. So what a weird thing. So her guests come into the pro shop and they walk in on this weirdness that's going on. So she's. No, they were positive. I could see why she's upset. I'm going to see them. She's on this part, just golf in general. She says they want to walk and they want to walk. They want to walk. So what she wants is to have like young boys carry the clubs for her.
That's right. That's what a candy is. Walks. That's right. And their offer was, well, we don't have that. We have a cart or golf cart. Yeah. Just take the cart. She doesn't want the golf cart. Yeah. She wants to force these kids to walk. What's the difference? Well, that's what they're there for. Well, not only do they cover, look, they also generally a candy will nose the course. And they will offer advice while you're playing golf and that kind of stuff. And her guests requested to walk. It's not like the. The carrier clubs. I don't get a carrier club. No, they won't let them. I don't think they'll let them even walk. And some places won't let you walk as it slows things down. And it's, you know, it's. But they should have notified that. All this is so stupid. This is just really dumb. Because we'll take the cart or jump. The ladies flipping out. Yeah. She was flipping out. I think she was upset. I think she is treated differently because she's a woman. If it was a man requesting that, if there are any here at a golf club, Rover, you have
to admit a golf, a country club. I don't think there's any different. They cater to. Oh, my God. No, I don't, I don't, I don't know, maybe because I'm a patriarchy. Maybe I don't understand this. But I, I was a member of a country club. As was I. I don't think that the women were treated any differently than men. I would disagree with that. Why would you disagree? I would give me some examples. I would disagree with women do get treated different. It's a man's world at a country club. Here's what women get. Here's how women are treated differently at a country club or any place where you golf. If they are slow, that's, that's when they're treated differently. And I mean, the play, not mentally, I'm talking about how fast they play. Some women are terrible at golf and they slow everything down. I know, I know, I know too. Yes, yeah. I'm not going to golf either. No, they do it. Judged, you're an idiot.
No, not. And so sometimes if you get stuck behind a group of women, it can, it can slow you down sometimes. And they're playing from different teams and they're taken forever. But then nobody's treated any differently. What is the different, what do you mean different, they're playing from different teams? They're closer up. They, they're team where they want to take less time then. Well, they only hit it. They're 20 yards up, but they hit it half as far. So no, no, it's, so you do judge women. Thank you. No, no, no, I don't, I don't, I made judge but they treated the same. No, what is just, this is discriminating against women at a country club. They're slow, they go from different thing and they don't hit his hard. So it takes a lot of room. It's all right. Fag. That's not how do you, how do you explain that there were caddies on the golf course for men that were out there? She just, that guy said we don't have any caddies this time of year. She said they're right there. She also might be a lunatic. I don't think so.
Bring them in, say hey, caddy come in here. How would you get here? How, who are you taking out today? How could you not take me out? I requested caddies months ago. Yeah, I, I don't know. This is the way, aren't most golf caddies like just high school, college kids just like doing it for the summer or they actually had gone back to school because school is back in session. That's the reason why they said the caddies aren't available and this woman has like just flipping out. I mean, this is one of the reasons why I'm kind of glad I don't participate in such a certain lately, just the last time. It depends on the place. Like, yeah, probably at most country clubs, the caddies are high school kids, whatever, college kids. Some places they, they have like professional full time caddies that that's their job. The whole season and I mean, they're shutting down soon. The country of clubs, so the people will work from that just what, how many months well depending on the where you're at. Like your old one, they don't golf past what, November?
Probably not. It's, you get under snow. It's hard to golf when it's. But you did that. Snow golf. You did a snow golf once. Yeah, it was, yeah, you did. It was a fluorescent balls. How do you not remember that? A snow golf. Yes. And it was snowing outside in the snow. You golf and they had fluorescent balls. You don't remember that. I don't recall this. When the ball just go right in, how would a ball stay on top of the snow? It's going to go right into the snow. You did it. I okay. You're right. I'm wrong. I know there has no memory. I don't know what she's talking about. So there's snow on the ground. The ground is covered in snow and I'm hitting a fluorescent ball out there. Yes. What you're telling me? When the ball, the snow off? What? Could they push the snow off to the fairway and stuff? I don't, I didn't go out there. You're the one that went out there. I don't recall this. You're, you're telling me you remember it somehow. I do remember it. When the ball, if a golf ball is going to go right into snow, it's like a
golf ball. I'm asking if they push the snow off with what? I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Snow golf. Yes. Bigger cops, holes are often a little bit wider. No, this just didn't happen. I don't know what she's talking about. Anyway. So, so who's in the wrong here? The lady or the kind of? Of course. Why can't she go treating her 100% because she's the female? Why? Just because she says that doesn't mean that it's true. Just like if somebody's like, you're discriminating against me because I'm black. Doesn't maybe, but maybe not. It does. Just because somebody says it doesn't mean it's true. Everything she said was happening. You don't know. There are people right there. There were caddies there. She requested it. They requested it. Her guest did. Now she's embarrassed because they didn't get what they wanted. You don't know if there were caddies there or not. She claimed there were caddies there, but who knows? She's obviously in some sort of female hysteria, obviously.
She looks like she's too old to be on her period, but that could be an explanation. And those people probably had obviously a tea time before her. So if they did have caddies on site, they were already preoccupied with the people who arrived before you. But I'm guessing that the woman who made arrangements months ago should have the occurrence of decadent confirmation saying, yes, we do have three caddies for you. That will be provided when you arrived to them and they did not reply back to them. I would assume that I'm not getting caddies if I didn't get a confirmation. Hence the problem. That's why she was being a bitch because they didn't give her what she requested. Yet the people that are there, how do time men? They're getting the caddies. Jerry, who's a female with a G says, Robert doesn't remember snow golfing because it was a lie that he told to go next door with the neighbor. That might be what happened. That's a good point. Nobody will let that go. No, Jerry, I never live that down.
Oh my God. Bon Bon says she says she's being treated like that because she's a woman. No lady, you're acting like that because you're a woman. You're acting like that because you're a woman. That's right. She's acting like that because she's entitled more than anything. Speaking of women being entitled. Oh man, I don't know if there's a video that goes along with this one, but let me just let me sag right into an entitled woman. There's a woman who is upset over something that happened on a plane. Is there a video for that Charlie or not? I don't know if there is. Oh, that lady. Yeah, I think it's in there. Let me see here. Okay. Here it is. I mean, yeah, here it is. It's long. Look at that time. Oh my God. Seven minutes. Whew.
Just better just explain what happened. And she doesn't explain it like in the first 30 seconds or anything. Well, the first 30 seconds is explaining why she's going to explain. Okay. Well, this woman who was on a plane, she's named Victoria. She's from Hawaii. She went to New York City on a vacation. And she was going back home to Hawaii from New York. And she couldn't get her suitcase into the overhead bin because it was heavy. So there was a man behind her. She said, Hey, can you, can you help me lift my bag into the overhead bin? And he said, quote, no, I'm good. You can get it. What a dick. I wouldn't help her. She was holding the whole plane up while he just stared. She wrote, sure, she, she says in the video.
Now this got people going insane. You are such a silly, our word bitch. I really hope you either kill yourself or someone like me does it to you. Somebody writes. The girl or the guy. No, no, the, to the girl. That might be a little overkill there. Why are they mad at the girl for asking a guy for help? And the guy is just looking at her like, well, because she should be a strong, powerful, independent woman. Maybe she had some kind of health issue and she couldn't do it. So in the video, she claims she, she's trying to put it up. She gives it a heave of a ho. And it gets up and touches the lip. Yeah, it doesn't make it. Now while this comes crashing back down to all this is happening. The guy is trying to get past her. So that's when that's when she turns and goes, oh, can you help? And that's when he says no. So it is kind of weird. Like if you're trying to push past her, you could just do this. Yeah. Well.
Is that the kind of world we want to live in? Or are you not being kind? And like at the same time that's, you know, the guy is acting like he's mad that he can't get to a seat. It's like, well, you see what's happening. You could easily just help her a little bit and then you could get to your seat faster. Fingaloozer, another person commented on the video, you lazy bitch. You're an insufferable narcissist. And here's another one just because you're female doesn't mean you can't be misogynistic. If a man doesn't want to help, he doesn't have to. You don't have to be an entitled child and upload a video trying to victimize yourself just because you didn't travel light. No one has to help you. They can choose to. Don't be an entitled female. It's worse than a self centered male. And another person says, Europe, pathetic excuse for a modern woman. How can you exist in this world? I can't believe that they're turning on this poor lady. Should she have packed less stuff? Oh, come on. No, I'm just asking. If you can't lift your suitcase, check your bag then pay the money and check your bag
if you can't lift it. Why is happening, guys? I'm just going to help the lady. Like, who cares what the reason is? I didn't play the video. I think you're not, I mean, last time I did help, in fact, my wife was upset. I flew, it wasn't the last time I flew, but I flew on a plane. It was a big plane. I think it was a 787 or something and it had two aisles in it. And B2 and I were in the middle. We had the middle two seats. And so she was in order to get to her seat, she had to go down the other aisle and I had to go down one aisle, she goes down the other. So we're separated. And the lady in front of me was this whole lady who couldn't get her bag up, same sort of thing. And me being the gentleman that I am, I spring into action, I said, oh, do you need help with that? And I helped her put her bag up there.
Now my wife was very upset because she couldn't get her bag up on the other aisle. And I then spring into action fast enough to help her. Now what I tried to explain to her, she did not like this explanation. This ought to be good. In order for me to go over there to help her, I see these seats were separated by a divider. And they're not like, they're like the live flat seat. They have a wall in between basically, like a half wall and you have to like, it's like a hurdle. You can climb over that. So I would have to go, I'd have to fight people boarding the plane. I'd have to swim the opposite way to go down the aisle while everyone's trying to come up the aisle. Then I have to cut through the middle of the plane through the galley and then go up her aisle. It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work.
In the meantime, she just got a guy over there to help her put her bag up. And then she, and then she brow beat me saying, what a bad husband I have for not putting her bag up there. It's a honey, I can't get to you. Why, what do you want me to do? You should have wheeled her bag with your bag on your side and put it both of them in the overhead bin. She have two spaces. No. But either way, you're still using the same amount of space. You're pushing everybody back. Since I would you have handled that situation. I'd help the lady. What about your wife? I mean, I help her too. What do you mean? How would you get on with that one person? Oh, in your situation. Yes, yes, in my situation. No, I can't, you can't get over. Because then like you said, your fighting gets traffic going the one way. Then you're cutting in line behind everybody else. I, well, I got to get in. How do you like what? No, you're not. Get back there. No, I have to say that you did. Okay, all right. And get you out. It's a bad husband here. I'm going to tell that's what I'm going to do now.
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