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0:00It's one of my favorite times. There's that point in every summer where I start convincing myself, I'm going to be normal about football this year. Not as emotional. Not lose myself completely in it. And then the game start. The sprinklers. The smell of grass. The roar of the crowd. The toasting of Miller Light. Ah, that right there my friends. That's my favorite part about all of this because make it football time is great. Make it football time a Miller time. That's special. Some of my favorite weekends are built around football. Getting everybody together, putting the college games on on Saturday come back for the NFL on Sunday, order way too much food, and crack open Miller lights for me and my friends. That's a perfect weekend for me. And Miller light is a beer I reach for every time because it's crisp, refreshing, and easy to drink. Especially when football starts. When it's still somehow down here. 90 degrees in Miami. It's a true American pilsner that cools the body down the original light beer since 1975 and just 96 calories and 3.2 carbs. Legendary game days start with a Miller light.

1:00Make game day legendary. Go to Miller light.com slash stand by delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller light pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Game time is Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller brewing company Milwaukee Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. I am delighted to see how much fun you guys had over the last three weeks in my absence and there were a couple of things that made their way through me trying to actively sort of disentangle from any attachment to the show for three weeks. One of those things truly enraged me and one of those things delighted me more than any of the others. And I have questions about the one that delighted me because I want to know how it happened. So my question is, is the wrestler who is using Greg Cody catchphrases? Is that an actual AEW wrestler? Is that wrestler a real person who is a real legitimate wrestler that is fighting and acting

2:03and playing at the close to the top of the food chain? Okay, well hold on. Are you imagining that quite possibly the entire thing is a bit and he's not even a real wrestler? No, no, I'm not. What I want to know is this is the part that delights me. I'm delighted enough by the fact that there might be a wrestler out there just sneaking Greg Cody phrases into promos and to his character. That's delightful enough. But the most delightful part about it to me is that he denies knowing Greg Cody and this legitimately enrages Greg Cody. The Greg Cody, even though the phrase is in the catchphrase, I came home early from vacation just so that I can get the last three catchphrases. I was going to stay away longer, but I want to make sure that I get the rest of the catchphrases. So where were you because you could get the podcast over there? Yeah, but I was avoiding it. I was avoiding it. Thank you, Tony. I appreciate the commentary that would think that I can't get our podcast, but it's not that I couldn't get it.

3:04It's that I was actively avoiding it. Are you not aware though that like you're saying you came home so you can get the last three. He's only given one at a time now that we're in the top five today, like spreading it out for another five weeks. The episode that just dropped this morning has number four and number four only. No, I did not know that. I thought I was a little bit. What slowed down a little bit? This bit was moving a little too quickly. Okay, but I have questions about the wrestler. The wrestler's a real wrestler. Yeah, the wrestler is really using catchphrases like thank you, Billy, and we're rolling now. There's a lot more than that. I don't think he said thank you, Billy yet, but that's coming, I hope. Yeah, he's doing. But you learn. He did who won and then in his interview with us, he's like, nice chat with you. That's how he ended the interview. Yes. That totally normal thing to say to be fair. Do you guys know this person? Like do you know them? This person? No. Okay, so this is it. I thought you guys, I thought it was a bit. We all don't know. I thought it was a bit. I didn't think it was an actual professional wrestler.

4:07There's an actual professional wrestler. Do you know his name? Does anyone hear you? What? And is he good? He's a mid-card guy, yeah. He's on TV every week. And he's using these phrases during the promos. Apparently, yeah. It's got to be so confusing to the people who are watching. It doesn't make any sense to the people who are watching. Is he a fan of the show? Is his kid a fan of the show? Like how does it come to be? He claimed that he has never heard of the show. No, I know. I know what he's claiming. That's the part that's the best about it. That Greg Cody's furious. He'd be flattered except the guy denies that he's ripping off his phrases. Even though he's obviously ripping off his phrases. He was stomping a guy out backstage and he just kept yelling at him. What'd you learn? It's time to put on a suit and roll out the carpet.

5:08Break up the tube and gather near. It's the best time of the year. So keep your dial right here. It's the best time of the year. So keep your dial right here. It's me and you and me again. The show. And every day you're going to go to a website.

6:08The vote on the sounds that brought you cheer. So this is the best time of the year. So keep your dial right here. It's me and you. It's me and can't let you. It's me and you and me again. The sewies. That's got a bang. I am actively scared of the sewies this year and specifically the category that we're unveiling today. We're just talking. I feel like I'm going to win weight to many categories because I've had a rough year. But the sewies. I stopped being scared of them when I saw the trophy and when I saw Zaz as the trophy.

7:14What do you see? Well, too much, honestly, because it's way too tight. And I noticed that strategically we're showing only shots that aren't anywhere near your lower body. Well, originally I was positioned on a. So you know how trophies normally come where the trophy guy is on like a platform. You know, you know, just handling it. And so I was on like a platform there. But the shot was it was it was right. Grotesque, I would say the shot was grotesque. There was a bundled jumble of a slop in the Nether region. Good for you, Zaz, though, honestly. It was impressive. And it's not something that we can unleash upon the American people. You're not ready for that. Or internationally, it was too much. The trophy needs to be like the Ken doll. It has no genitalia. Like just absent any. It's not how I roll. It's it's genderless. It's apolitical. I want to talk about something here to open the show because I legitimately can't believe it.

8:14And I just don't want to get numb to sort of the historic excellence that sometimes now is making an appearance in sports where we have some of the best ever all over the place with a mastery of the game that seems unfathomable to me. Leonel Messi scoring four goals in a game at his age. I just I want to examine for a moment how ridiculous that is. Okay. Because even if you call that an inferior league and I don't even say that pejoratively, it just is matter of factly a inferior league. It's not an inferior league where anyone scores four goals a game. Like he's been playing in a while and doesn't score four goals a game. Right. And he's the one doing it. And the fact, okay, that while it may be an inferior league right now is the best that leagues ever been. And ostensibly this should be the worst Leonel Messi has ever been just given his age.

9:14Like to do it at this age against Montreal coming off of that world cup and coming off of just losing the final that way. This person playing this sport is different from all the others who are doing it at a very advanced age because this one I can accuse of going through the pharmacy. I could do it with all the others. Like I may be wrong, but I can do it plausibly with all of the others who are doing it at 38, 39, 40, 41, 42. But this is the guy who walks by the weight room while Zlatan is in there with a cup of coffee and isn't going in the weight room. Pele was never this good at an advanced age in our inferior leagues. Zlatan was not this good at this age in an inferior league. It's an insanity. This experiment could not have worked any better. I suppose they could have worn the championship the first year. But the experiment of bringing him here and making ownership here wealthy beyond any reason.

10:17Building a stadium like you tell me in the hypothetical how this experiment could have gone better in South Florida for the defending champions when they still have somehow the best player in the world, the best player ever at the height of his powers. And he scored by the way, he scores every game. Now this game, he just so happened to do it four times, but he scores every game. It would be like if at his current age, if LeBron, every game was scored 35 points and then he threw in a 70 burger because that's what Messi just did this week. It should be noted Montreal really bad, but Messi did do this on a no shave day. He's just like, you know, no big deal. He looked really scruffy. I know if I show up to work on a scruffy day, it's just like, I'm mailing it in today. And he's just like scruffy for goals. You say really bad. I mean, aren't they just like a game under 500 with a bunch of draws like at the bottom of the table? No, no, no, there it. Okay. See, I'll excuse Dan here because it's really weird the way they do the table in soccer.

11:22Montreal's record is five, six and 11 with hockey. The 11 would be like the overtot or the ties. The 11 is the losses there. The middle number is the draw. It's always confusing to me. Dan, I don't know what do it like hockey soccer. Yeah, five, six and 11. I don't know what that means. Yeah, I thought they were 13th or 14th in the conference, but I did not know how to read the standings correctly evidently. Yes, that's what happened there. Like 13th of 14 in the conference, basically. Do you know how infrequently I look at the MLS standing? You went to the table though. I appreciate it. The idea that this is happening locally, the idea that this person is still doing this, it defies all reason to be doing it as he's approaching 40 years old. He had the one goal where literally it looked like the ball was attached to his leg. He was, he was weaving in the box in and out of three or four defenders without losing possession and he clears them and then obviously scores.

12:23It was like the ball was attached to his foot. The idea that he would be cheating. No one thinks that, right? It's little. I mean, but we do this. We do this with our eyes, correct? We do this with our eyes and when people do unprecedented things for the human body. No one says it about messy. Here, right. Well, here's the thing, right? Like he took them early in his career because he was smaller, right? As a kid, he took HGH and took things to boost him up a little bit. So do we, and, you know, do we bring that in or do we leave that out? No, we got to leave that out if you're using it as a child to simply grow because you're going to be, I mean, if this is him grown, like they didn't help. They didn't help. He wasn't using the good stuff as a child. His parents didn't know where it is to get the good stuff. If this is him as big as he could possibly be with all of science at his back. It's one of my favorite times. There's that point in every summer where I start convincing myself, I'm going to be normal about football this year. Not as emotional, not lose myself completely in it.

13:24And then the game start, the sprinklers, the smell of grass, the roar of the crowd, the toasting of Miller light. Ah, that right there, my friends. That's my favorite part about all of this because make it football time is great. Make it football time a Miller time. That's special. Some of my favorite weekends are built around football. Getting everybody together, putting the college games on on Saturday, coming back for the NFL on Sunday, order way too much food, and crack open Miller lights for me and my friends. That's a perfect weekend for me. And Miller light is a beer I reach for every time because it's crisp, refreshing, and easy to drink. Especially when football starts. When it's still somehow down here, 90 degrees in Miami. It's a true American pilsner that cools the body down the original light beer since 1975 and just 96 calories and 3.2 carbs. Legendary game days start with a Miller light. Make game day legendary. Go to Miller light.com slash stand to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller light pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Game time is Miller time. Celebrate responsibly, Miller brewing company Milwaukee Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

14:31Down lebatar. What is the worst part of the life? Genital sassal. The worst part of the life of life. This is the down lebatar show. Moving on to the football stories here that the Americans tend to prefer. What did you make? And you're going to have to walk me through some of this stuff because I was disconnected. And I did something on an airplane that would have been unfathomable to me at any other point in my life. The giants and the dolphins preseason game was on my television and I didn't I avoided it. Like I'm like I do not want to watch this. I will not watch. Coach your first class. Whose first class? Of course it was that. I'm watching movies instead because I am really scared about this dolphins season. They don't have a backup quarterback if Malik Willis gets hurt and and H.H.H.H. is going to get hurt. I can't believe that Hathley is saying we're going to get him 40 touches a game.

15:32Why would you play football that way? That's what made Ricky Williams retire. Why would you play football in a way where you're saying your running back is going to touch the ball 40 times a game and expect him to be healthy over the course of this season? Well we know it's not going to be 40 but I think what he means there is they're also going to pass the ball to him. Of course. It's a major difference between getting tackled after a reception as opposed to ramming into the offensive line. I mean you can get injured all the ways. If you're touching the ball 40 times a game I'm going to predict that you will be injured that season. And the coach saying that I understand he's their best player. He's virtually one of the few that you know. He's the only guy you're going to take in fantasy from that team. But when you look at what he said there you guys just shrugged your shoulders and said that's how they're going to play football this year. They're going to they're going to give him the ball 40 times a game. They're going to make sure that he touches the ball 40 times a game.

16:34I don't think that he's joking. As I think that's the goal. The goal is to get the hand. I understand trying to get the ball in the hands of your best player but you have to have better play. You have to have more good players. I'll be honest with you. I don't know they're going to have the ball enough to get him the ball 40 times. This defense like I think the Dolphins offense might wind up being okay if they ever have the ball. The defense I feel is going to be historically bad. The defense going to be on the field all the time. I said last year's Dolphins defense was going to be historically bad. You think this one's going to be even worse than because they open. I remind you that they opened last season with the Colts scoring on every drive and no football team had ever done that. They don't have starting Calber players in the secondary. Like they don't. They're going to be so bad defensively. So you guys had no reaction to halffully saying Achan's going to just there's just going to be an all Achan offense. I just have a hard time having enthusiasm for the way they're going to try to play football this year.

17:37I think it's because we've seen Christian McCaffrey before. And I think that's kind of what Halfly is looking at Devon Achan as is we saw him catch so many passes last year. And they're just looking at him as he can do everything. And we don't have anyone even close in terms of playmaking when he first got to the team. There was also Hill and Waddle. Now it's him and him alone. So they're going to try to run it through him like they did with the Panthers. It's going to take a while. But I like Chris Bell. I think he's a dynamic player. I think Douglas is good too. Like they've got little pieces just going to take three or four years to figure it out. But this might be what Dominique Fox were called what a gregiously criminal. What was unethical but he denies all of that now. He says he says we written we misrepresented him on all of that stuff. He continues to claim otherwise but that it was unethical to field the team that they've fielded for Brian Florett. I just can't believe we're doing this again. And even all of that said says I have never had less enthusiasm for a dolphin season than this one.

18:38This is this is the least excited. I've never turned off a preseason game. Wait, wait, I'm on a plane. I'm stuck. I'm I'm in prison. I'm like I'm begging for sports when I fly. I'm begging for something on my television that is sports when I fly on this one. I was in solitary confinement though first class in solitary confinement. And I'm like, no, I know I can't watch this. I cannot watch dolphins giants. What did I miss? What I miss? I mean, I'll tell you this is the worst dolphins preseason I've ever witnessed. And I don't think I'm using hyperbole like the dolphin scored a total of 22 points this preseason only one touchdown. And it came on the very first drive of the very first preseason game where the dolphins and Malik will march down the field and look pretty awesome actually. And that was the last time that we saw Malik was the entire preseason the rest of the preseason brutal watch down very bad.

19:40Would you order on the plane the mushroom ravioli or the chicken? No, I can't eat any of that stuff. All that stuff requires the wood fork. Yeah, we bring an assortment of snacks on the plane. We don't we cannot eat the ingredients of the mashed potatoes, whatever, whatever milk that was from six months ago. So when I sat I sat first class a few times last year when I was traveling down, right? For ESPN Radio College football camp. So which I started in this weekend going about in Roosh. And sometimes you know, because of my status, I'll get the first class airplane ticket. And last year I hadn't flown for a first class in a while. And so I'm sitting first class. And it's before we took off. And the they don't call them stewardesses anymore. What are they called flight attendee flight attendant. She comes up to me, right? But don't shake your head. I was asking. I want to be I want to be politically correct. I asked. Thank you. I said, what what are they called? No, thank you for your answer. Don't shake your head of me. So so she comes to me and I order obviously a whiskey. And so she brings it over to me. It doesn't matter what time of day it is.

20:42It doesn't matter. Whatever man. You know, there's no time zone in airports. You know that. Where the Lord's time zone. There's no time zone. No, that's true. That's true. And so I get a whiskey. You know, and I'm drinking. I only took a few sips and we're about to take off. And she comes back to me. She's like, uh, sorry. I need to take your drink. We're about to take off. I was like, damn it. Like I just I don't get like that's it for my drink. But then after we got in the air, she came back and she brought me another one. I didn't know that you get unlimited drinks there in first class. Amazing, right? Uh, yes, you didn't know that I didn't know that they took them from you. I think you're allowed to drink while the plane is taking off. So rookie moves. Give it a tour. I just down the hatch. I didn't I've not heard of that. Put it on the Polat Levitard show. Do you get your drink taken away when you're taking off on an airplane? Yes, you know, I've got a different question for you guys. I'm just saying this just yesterday now that you mentioned flight attendants. I believe this is going to shock everyone in this room. Put it on the pole. Juju this question. Did you know that did you know that the pilots and flight attendants are cleaning their underwear in the hotel coffee machine?

21:51Whoa, I did not think that's why I want you to give me a source on that. Go ahead and look ahead and look it up. I need to sort it. I didn't believe it either. Go ahead and look it up because the hot water. The hot water allows you to clean the underwear. And if you're an experienced traveler and you do not have clean underwear and you're flying a lot and you don't want to go and send it out because room service and room the laundry at the hotel is too expensive. You don't want to go to a nearby laundromat. Go ahead and look this up because I didn't believe it either. I because I was talking to some people who are like, no, I cannot use the coffee machine. I'm like, why can't you use the coffee machine in a hotel? And they're like because this because pilots and flight attendants and veteran travelers know that you can clean your underwear in the hotel coffee machine. Wow. All of you are stunned by this. I did not over promise you could have given me so many guesses on where you were going with that sentence of they clean their underwear blank.

22:53I was shocked by it as well. And I was eager. I appreciate Zazlow stumbling through stortis and flight attendant because it reminded me of a story. I was not going to remember to tell because I found that every bit of shocking is you guys find it. And I will never again be able to obviously use a hotel coffee machine to be fair like you throw an extra pair of underwear in the in the suitcase. We always do that right. You always get all right. I'm going for five days. I'm taking nine underwear. Yeah. Because if I sell four times, I've got extra under usually go to a day. Gotta go to per day. You go to per day. You got your. My pilot is flying with one pair of underwear. I don't think I've ever used all my underwear when I travel because I'm always panic packing. Can you imagine if you get to the final pair under what that day is like, like holy shit. I mean, you don't want to do the smell test. Man, I'm happy I drink tea. I did think Dan though of one of the most uninteresting pre-season's in Dolphins history. The most interesting thing was them cutting linebacker Tyrell Dopson. He had 120 tackles last year, five sacks. They must love that second round linebacker Jacob Rodriguez. And that concludes the least interesting pre-season recap in Dolphins history.

24:02The opposite of the Dolphins and Tony, I don't think it's necessarily that pilots and flight attendants are flying with one pair of underwear. I think they're doing so much flying and going so many places that perhaps they didn't pack 14 underwear for a seven day trip. But put it on the poll at Levitard show. Do you pack two a day is too much. I'll pack more than one per day. But I think you guys are going way too much when you're going when you're doubling up per day. But do you pack two pairs of underwear for each day that you're traveling? Yes or no? Well, Dan, your vacation was how long? How long were you away from home? I was away for three weeks. Okay, so three weeks. 42 pair of underwear. How many underwear did you take? Did you wash your underwear there? Did you do the coffee pop method? Is that why you're asking a stewardess or a plane attendant or whatever? You're like, hey, how do I clean these shitty underwear? They're not plane attendants. They're pilots. I don't know. I'm playing a ten. You don't want to know that. It's a Suisse. No, I washed while it is that I was away. I did laundry while it is that I was away.

25:03But the opposite of the dolphins right now would be the Rams. And I wanted to ask you guys this based on Aaron Donald coming back to the Rams. When has the super team worked in football? Like we don't really do this in football. I can't even think of many examples of a super team in football. Of course, the Patriots just keep stacking on top of each other and signing a guy here or there. But just where you're going out and you're getting a new secondary and you're getting miles Garrett and you're getting Aaron Donald. The time that I remember is the Eagles got Namdi, Osama and they were already like totally loaded. But they didn't do anything that's that season. I remember the dolphins when they got Keith Jackson. Some people were thinking that that was they signed the tight end. No, I think the year you think it is the year they signed the tight end from Pittsburgh. Not Eric Green. I wasn't thinking of Eric Green. I was thinking I was thinking of Keith Jackson because they got Keith Jackson as a free agency. They already had Marino. And so that was supposed to be a that was supposed to be an offense with Marino that would win the Super Bowl.

26:13Like I'm asking you what the Rams are doing with Matt Stafford is as all in as I've ever seen a football team do it because of his age. And if he gets hurt, it all collapses. Like Tyson's since not going to be able to do with that team much of anything that Matt Stafford would do with this. That's a mental look at two, but the other point is yes, what was the last time a super team? It feels like the last time the Rams did this. It kind of paid off for him, right? Like they were, all right, this team is really good defensively. They have the weapons on offense, but they need a quarterback and all of a sudden, all right, we're going to go just trade for Matt Stafford, who's dead in Detroit. Let's bring him over here. We'll send Jared Goff away and like they want. Oh, no, but you say the last time they did this, they haven't done this. Nobody's done this. This has not been done before where you have a defense that the only issues were only issues with that defense last year because all they did was lose one score games. And there were some secondary issues and they didn't get enough frustration. They've added Miles Garrett and Aaron Donald. I want to show you guys some workout video here of Miles Garrett because this seems physically and fundamentally impossible.

27:21The athleticism of Miles Garrett here where he's doing some of these box jumpers jumps where you've seen where you've seen in the gym. He just makes this looks so ridiculously easy that it doesn't, it doesn't even make sense to me how effortless Miles Garrett jumps up like how high are those boxes Tony like those those mats are above his waist and he's just making that look way too easy like he can do he can do almost twice that high. I mean figure Miles Garrett is what six five the boxes are halfway to his body. So it's like three feet almost four feet tall and he's jumping and then clearing them by like six or seven inches. Is it going to work says yeah. Well when you say so it's all or nothing here. It's not get it. They were close to get into the game last year. They went they went from first seed to fifth seed. Otherwise they might have gotten to the game. They were just as good as the team that won the Super Bowl. Okay, so yes, it's going to work, but is your definition of working like if they lose in the Super Bowl, are you then saying it didn't work?

28:26The only way it works is if they win. Now if you go to the Super Bowl and you lose, it still worked. I mean you're you're there. It can work and you don't win the whole thing. That is mean it didn't work. I understand what you're saying and that's normally my perspective, but that's not the way the Rams are doing this. They are trading away pieces of future in order to do it this year. The goal is not to finish in second place. They will not think it worked if they finished in second place. They will if they are last year's Patriots, they will not call that season a success if they lose in the Super Bowl. It's all built like it's all built to win this season. Aaron Donald's not coming back to win next season. He's coming back. It's a one year deal. It's a one year deal because it's all about you think Aaron Donald is going to be satisfied and think the season was successful if they get to the Super Bowl, but lose. No, of course not, but but when we're grading whether or not this plan, you know, this this way of building your team, the moves that they made going into this season, I don't think it's black and white. It can work, but you still ended up falling short like it worked means are they good enough to win the season?

29:37Good enough to win the Super Bowl. And yeah, like if if they winds up going deep in the playoffs, then it worked. They're good enough to win the Super Bowl. There is no example. You guys can remember right one of the things that the Steelers did the reason Bradshaw had all of those titles is because before free agency, the Steelers always had the same starters, like legitimately the 22 same starters kept coming back season after season. They didn't lose anybody to free agency. They just sort of remained the best team. Once the salary cap comes in and everything changes, you can't just remain the best team. But what the Rams have just done is I'm telling you as we sit here, there are botched punt. They're a botched punt reception from having the seeding that would have made them the number one seed and could have made them the Super Bowl champions and they've addressed their weaknesses by trading for two corners, miles Garrett and coaxing Aaron Donald out of retirement. That's lunacies as that sheer lunacy.

30:40I've never seen an NFL team be able to do something like that in the salary cap age. I'm not used to the idea of a super team in the NFL. They also didn't get miles Garrett for nothing, you know, like they traded away a a pro bowl would pass Russia and Jared verse and they traded, you know, draft picks as well. So it's not like, you know, the Kevin Durant situation where you added the Rand to give up nothing you signed been free agency. Like they gave up a lot to get him. And this has been the ethos of the Rams. Tony was mentioning it. They traded away over the course of a couple of seasons, their 2020 2021 2022 and 2023 first round picks in a combination for Jalen Ramsey first in 2019 and then Matthew Stafford, which they also traded. So to be able to make all of those moves and take those swings, then it led to one Super Bowl and now they're essentially trying to recreate the same thing.

31:42It's a cheat code, okay, to have stability quarter back and McVay will not look the way McVay looks. He'll look more like Belliccheck has looked since losing Tom Brady. He will not look that way when Stafford is gone, even if he replaces him with somebody who is decent because that kind of stability at quarterback can be rare. You're looking at the dolphin since Dan Marino, they haven't had a quarterback. Tony, you know that moment at a party or a tailgate where everything just sort of clicks. I know it well. It's usually when I show up, everybody goes crazy. Yeah, you usually take all the credit for it, but it's because Tony usually walks in with queer walking like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, queer vote is a thing that turns hanging out into this is the night. It has that effect on people. It does. You usually take the credit for it, but again, it's the queer vote effect. It's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up, hooting and hollering. Keep it queer vote.

32:43Keep it queer, baby. Down levitar. Go, all you fucking slappy. Jonathan Sassilo. Is this chumbucket? This is the down levitar show. Since Dan Marino, Miami-Buffins haven't had a real war. That's impossible to say. It's really sad. I mean, it's just, it's a crazy thing to say. So what did you think, Zaz? I heard you were telling people to boo to a, there weren't enough fans at the recent Falcons Dolphins game two boo's to a, what were your thoughts on two as return here to Miami? Well, I wasn't, I wasn't telling people to boo him up, but I was saying it's perfectly appropriate if you would like to boo him. I wouldn't a booed. I don't boo. And that's not wrestling, Dan. But otherwise, I wouldn't a booed. I think it's totally fine if you boo. You're right, there were not enough people there for it to be actual audible booing for you to hear if you were catching on television.

33:47But I thought, like, I was, there was a part of me that was surprised yesterday that Tuha made the 53 man roster for Atlanta, because you could look at Tuha's final numbers there in the game against the Dolphins. He was seven of eight for, I think it was 95 yards. Erwin, like, two yards a pass. Like, every, he's the same quarterback we saw all of last season where every single pass is a little dink or dunk over the middle because he has to throw to the first read. His decision making is not there anymore. So he has to throw to the first read. And also if he doesn't throw the first read, it's panic time because then he might get tackled. He might get hit. The 37 yard pass that he threw to Kyle Pitz, which set up the touchdown was two yards behind the line of scrimmage. It was a screen pass. This is not an NFL quarterback anymore. So I was surprised that he made the team. You cannot, you cannot play with him. Surprise that he made the team. Yeah. Can you win, can you win football games? The quarterback who passes two yards from the line of scrimmage all game long?

34:48He's a backup at this point though, making the roster. It's pretty obvious that he was going to make the right. He, he killed me a backup for the next 10 years. The dolphins were taken back right now as a backup. Dan, I asked, I asked the shipping container last week. The remainder of two is career. What would you set the line at number of games started? The rest of his career. And those are good skill guys in Atlanta though. Those are, I mean, that you're not using them if you're throwing two yards from the line of scrimmage and you're getting the ball out in half a second. You know, I use in Drake London if you're doing that. We're being disrespectful. He will be an upper tier backup in this league for a first handful. No chance. He's like the perfect backup. You don't you have him come in. You always gets hurt. He doesn't want to do too much. Like nice easy short passes. Hit the tight end for nine catches. That's the perfect backup. I say three and a half. He won't start more than three and a half games. The rest of his career. Aren't you allowing for how often the quarterback gets hurt in that sport? Like if he's on the Atlanta, if he's on the Atlanta roster, he's going to start. I'm going to go over this season.

35:53If he's on the Atlanta roster, if he stays there, they're not going to teach someone else the offense like they've had him in there in order to have him ready in the event that Panics can't play. Keeping an eye on Jack Strand for the four-string QB for Cooper rush again. I think Atlanta's going to trade for Dylan Gabriel. Like two of them still not make the team. All these back up to dirt lefty. We can put all these back up in a bucket. They're likely take them. So Fansky left to get away from Dylan Gabriel. He doesn't want to bring him back. He left to get away from Shadur and Dishon Watson. He liked drafting Gabriel. He had the shower punch when they drafted Shadur. You think he liked it when they drafted Gabriel? A dude sucks. I can't believe that's the name you went with. Like what did Dylan Gabriel show you last year that would suggest? That's what Fansky drafted. He clearly likes him. He made him like... Oh, he may have liked him. And now you've had an entire training camp in preseason. And this guy is horrible.

36:55Another fumbled snap in turnover for two on Friday. That's why he's not the perfect backup. Chris, like when you say he's the perfect... You do have to be able to catch the snap. Well, it's not just that. It's the turnovers in general. Like there are a lot of them. There are too many of them. But let's talk for a second here about college football because I don't know. Have you guys seen this? Amir Sears kid from Columbus? Big of a player. Wow. Well, he played against... Bishop Gorman. Thank you. Bishop Gorman was... He made the Dolphin's best player right now. No. 17. He cramped up in the third quarter. Okay. So this was his national coming out party on... I'm the best player in the country. He's a Miami commit. He goes to Columbus. Columbus ridiculously is running a professional program here locally. And Bishop Gorman is obviously well regarded, even though I had trouble with finding their name. And they are a team against which he had three interceptions and two touchdowns.

37:58And he plays both ways. Like so obviously. He is a bit Travis Huntery and he's expected to play next year for Miami, both on both sides of the football. And to come out in that game against that team and go to touchdowns and three interceptions is just announcing to all of the people who cover this stuff that this is the best player playing high school football. Playing both sides of the football is ridiculous. Like you just said, Amir Sears might do it for the hurricanes. We saw Travis Hunter do it very, very well at Colorado. Do you think we'll ever get a player, Dan? Who plays both sides of the football, but on the offensive side, he's the quarterback. Whoa. Did you play quarter and corner? Quarter back and then he plays defense. Whoa. Can you imagine? You surprised yourself there. You're like saying whoa, surprise bike.

38:59You're as surprised by what's coming out of your mouth as I'm surprised when I say flight attendants and pilots wash their underwear in the coffee maker. I've shocked some people this morning that I have what did you find Jeremy in your research on because people don't believe me and all of you are so shocked that you don't believe me, but it's so. So there were a couple of different viral Reddit posts over the last few years, but then there was an influencer back in February of this year who confirmed as a travel hack that she had learned from several flight attendant friends that this is something you can do. And Matt Post went super mega crazy viral. Another hack that I saw, and don't make so much sense, is if you want to go to sleep, you put your feet up and kind of ball yourself up on your chair and then put the seatbelt around your legs, but I don't see how that's more comfortable than just sitting there with the seatbelt around your waist. I don't really get that one. That's size biased. Dan, guys, yeah. Size like you and I, Dan. I can't do that. I can barely pull my knees up. I can barely pull my knees up. I couldn't do it just now. Wait, can we just slow down on this washing your underwear in the car?

40:01I'm not a coffee guy. I've never made coffee from a coffee at home. Like, I don't drink coffee if I am ever going to drink it. I'll order it from somewhere. Is this like unsanitary? Like, is this like, should this be illegal? Are you put like if somebody like the day before cleaned their underwear? Am I like literally making my coffee? No, the argument would be that the hot water would, you know, it would be something that would make it more. I don't know about that. More antiseptic look. I'm trying to understand the science of this. I mean, you could say hot water antiseptic all you want. Dan, if you were about to drink coffee out of that coffee machine, you'll tell them. And I told you someone cleaned their duty underwear in that yesterday. Are you doing it? No, I already said that I will not use a hotel coffee machine ever again because of it. But I am assuming that because it is boiling water, there's a bit of a disinfectant involved with the boiling water. That I would not, as Tony likes to say, say play on to that one.

41:01I have, I have, is that a play on for you? No, it's a stop. I have forever, I have forever been altered. I will no longer look at the coffee machine in my hotel the same way. My hotel might as well be haunted because I now have this information. It's haunted by the underwear I think have been in the coffee machine, even if this is just like an urban myth. Even if this is just something that's gone viral and an influencer made it popular and it's in no way true. I still have forever been pardoned upon soiled by this knowledge. So that if we're drawing this out in this haunted hotel room, you have the pilot with a soiled underwear just kind of haunting you just walking by. It is like, where do I? No, it's the, it's not the pilot. It's just his underwear and it's just the coffee machine. It's not the plain attendant. I just want to know what happened on that flight that he himself Tony Tony saying he brings underwear on a trip extra in case he himself four times.

42:02It is somebody all of us think that somebody with Crohn's disease. No, it's never know when you're going to have a sweaty day. Exactly right. No, I, yeah, but four of them. Four extra. So I got seven, but I'm going to bring 11. You said. So four times on a trip. Just in case. I, what happens if I eat something a little, a little raro and then it hits my stomach and then I'm like, oh my god. That's one pair of underwear. But then what happens three days? What's that auto mean? You, you want to try and pronounce that again? Hit auto. I'll call you just said ice cream. Elado. He said something rare. I'll go raro. I'll go raro. He's strange. Yeah, he's something weird. All of a sudden it's like, whoa. And then three days later, I'm still feeling that. But I got, I know I got under word to pack me up. We have the Suis. The first Sui is available next hour and it's going to be worse talking and I'm scared of this. You've heard me a couple of times stumble my way through this hour because the three weeks off has done me no favors in terms of talking. But worse talking is not a category we have had before.

43:05And what Tony, I know you got some do's this year. Yeah, Tony's in there. Chris, I'm I. But having gone through while I heard you last week. Dude, I was hoping when you said is when you started the show, I was like, please we should bring that back. No, I'm going to tell you right now what it is that horrified me and I was angry about while I was on vacation that got back to me from our show. I saw a headline, one headline about our show, awful announcing likes to write about our show good and bad. I'm grateful for it just because anybody writing about our show, even if they've. Geneki theory. Well, they've Jerry rigged the numbers. They know that our audience will give them clicks. It has to be very confusing to the awful announcing fans who aren't fans of our show to see how often they write about us because it's not something that they're following. The headline that got to me was three weeks. I'm off.

44:05Jonathan Zaslow offers terrible idea for fantasy football punishment on the Dan Levitard show. Why are you talking about fantasy football? Why are you giving terrible ideas? What have you done to our program? Mama, I made it. A awful announcing.