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0:00Did you see that post? People are talking. What's trending on the fricking smiley, farting show? All right, this one is about those little things in life that should not make you as mad as they do, but somehow they do. Yeah, Ricky, so somebody online joke, I'm heading to the inconvenient store. Anybody need anything? And people start to listen all the everyday inconveniences they would gladly pay somebody to handle for them. Oh my gosh, you ain't playing. Like buying a brand new pair of scissors and realizing you need another pair of scissors just to open that scissors package. Why are scissors packaged like they're a fortenax? Like what is the deal? You want the scissors so you can open stuff but you can't get the scissors. Exactly. And then don't get me started on tape. You lose the end of the tape and you spend five minutes trying to find it. Then when you finally do it shreds into those long skinny pieces. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Now that will make you throw the whole roll away. Now what about this y'all? Now it drives me crazy when you buy high dogs.

1:01When do you get ten, but they only sell eight. And they're not gonna make it. That is so crazy. So how do you do that? Yeah, they don't make any sense. I mean it's crazy. So there's no purpose. Right? Right. Okay. Now this shouldn't apply to nobody in here because you're too old to be drinking Capri-san but when you got a Capri-san and you're trying to get the straw in. Yeah. What do you get? I'm telling you get worse because you can't see that little, the little preparation where you both go. Man, I'm good at the Capri-san's. Now you got kids. Well, I'm telling I get them things on the first try. Man. I could do the juice bottle, but then Capri-san. Man, that ain't no jaw. Love them, the IV bags. I'm gonna throw these bags of phrases. Yeah. Love them, it's cool. I mean we got a whole bunch of them. I love keeping them at the bottom of the fridge right before. Let's try the food when they call them. So, top of where is another one, y'all. You got a cabinet for the containers. And somehow, none of them are going to be able to get in.

2:43It's going to be a big deal. It's going to be a big deal. But every single time it happens, it gets on your last nerve. Hit us up. 8669 on ICK-EY. What you got right, D? What y'all got? What? I love travel mugs because I drink coffee all day. Why? Just like Tuberalids, I'll put the top on. Then I get in the car and realize it's not the right top. Got coffee all over my outfit. Oh my gosh. Man, am I the only one that's struggling to open into dog on an Earl Campbell hot link package? No, no. I'm not for real. Man, him package is hard to open and potato chip bags sometimes. Yeah. Over the wet now. The potato chip bags. On it for the server. With the Earl Campbell hot link package. That's a very easy thing. Man love it. Man love it. I say to them to hard dog. Flag on a plane. This is flag on a plane. They got hard opening dogs. You're going to sit that one up to the booze. You're going to get the call from the booze on that one. You're going to stop. Dave, is that a? to the Boos You gonna get a call from the Boos on that one You two stay is that a D

3:43You guys are excited about the arrow camera right there Yeah, you guys are excited Everybody got quiet and so looking ready There's a arrow camera He's giving us a sound part I'm gonna have math wide open Oh my god Yeah, I have a love at a Seek man, I think a EY logo to the Vogue morning I was driving the other day And a PT crew's a turn to me and I don't know why they make me so mad I was just a rest of the day My time is when you're driving and the car in front of you Does it see that the light is turning green and by the time they notice only one car can get through the red light What the hell? My name is What make me mad I make me sad is entitlement When people feel like they're entitled to your money to your time and when you don't give it to them They're not too You stop bashing rumors around That's what make me mad When you have a when you put a plate of food in the fridge

4:45And you come back you know you'll find that plate of food The test has held Yes, I got two if I can listen Listen, this is Gilo, I live up in Houston One thing I don't like is if I open a door for somebody and they don't say thank you And the second one is Houston driving period I work on a road but I hate that I got to work on a road Because Houston drivers they all got big license off the simulator But I can't say it Right Oh it's traffic in Houston is disgusting It's like they're always looking on the rosy never get dying Man opened over the latings they think I you know you have to take their leg I have triple It might be a felony Come on, we can run the cag up on you I swear I swear I got you Y'all y'all bread breadin' something that bother you Yeah like when you go to a public bathroom like whether you're in the airport And you try to get the tissue out and it's stuck And it's super thin and it's stuck and you gotta damn it Try to roll the roll with your hands to get the tissue to come down

5:47That gets on my last note I need for y'all to stop leaving the back clothes in the bathroom door When y'all use the bathroom y'all go to people house But how did the next person know that somebody's in the bathroom You leave the bathroom door open The bathroom door was open When you went to use the bathroom after you use the bathroom Leave the bathroom door open And turn the light back off Turn the light back off Turn the light back off Turn the light off when you went in there Turn the light off I'm a big light turn off Now what do you think I don't light lights on in my house all day That drives me insane You know what really get on my nerve People that can't be on time Oh I'm a stupid boy It drives me crazy It irritates me You coming in with all that talking and manipulating Next bad If you spoke to me here at 7 o'clock Don't text me Thomas, you on 285 Don't text me at 7 o'clock Show me where you are as opposed to be here at 7 o'clock 5 minutes away It's so manipulated to me 5 minutes away I don't need that

6:47I need you to be here on time You know what I'm talking about That takes an in talking In an overcompensate for you not being on time It drives me It makes me mad Because I feel like you're trying to manipulate me If we say 7 o'clock Yeah I don't need you to text me Don't talk to me Don't bother me Be where you supposed to be 6.55 It's the latest five It's the latest five It's the latest five It's the latest five It's the latest five You close about You close about I need it You don't wanna smell it Somebody was in there That's different I'm telling the fan I'm a leader door You did it yesterday You irritated the hell out of me It's not about to get the food And you left I was like, why are you closing the bathroom door Because I was a dead person But also I was supposed to do that over this thing It's bad fun choice to keep the door open Garry came on my house That means you came on my house To do our number two Oh You're supposed to do that when you get there after you leave

8:16bad from by the kitchen. Right. Yeah. Right. Especially going in the powder room. Right. Especially. Especially. You already said as muscles go. You're gonna hold the other muscles gone. Muscle milk gone since the 70s. This morning we talking about those little things that get on your last nerve. But for some, I everybody doing from people who stop in the middle of a walkway and somebody calling you just to say what you're doing. And then they got nothing else to say after that. So we want to know anyone here from you, man, what is one little thing people do that drives you? Absolutely crazy. Brickie Smiley boy to show. Good morning. We going through the phone line. Yeah, man, I can't stand when you just got out the shower and then got to go boo boo. All right. God, really, man, I just clean my butt. And now I got to go boo boo. That's crazy. Yes. My name is Tarja and I hate when I go to the gas station to put gas. And you know the most thing that you click the lock, you can lock the gas on and it

9:16sucks itself. I hate when it's broke and you got to stand there holding it from your gas yourself. I hold it. Yes, my fat fee is the beer. The table with someone in the crunch and it's smacking. That's the smell of old data. One thing I cannot say and it irritates the hell out of me. I'm 55 years old. My name is Sherry. I live in some zoox out of them. When you open something in my house, my potato chips, my bread, whatever, please close the lid. I hate when somebody use the last toilet paper and don't put a new roll in there. And it's probably right in front of them. I hope their ass gets on fire. Man, what about the toothpicks that snap when you be trying to pick the two guys? One one. Yeah, I'm a little weak too big. They just out in my way. It's dry. Oh, man. What about I hate people who I hate when I go to their drive through and people in front of me taking two damn long in order. You know what the hell they got on that menu. Have your stuff figured out before you get up to the to the menu board. So you can order and

10:18go and pull your ass on the round. Are you going to sit there for 30 minutes trying to figure out what you want? What have they never been there? Who ain't never been the McDonald's. McDonald's McDonald's. I can know what they play whatever you know what the hell they got. But you know what my parents people I'm hoping I listen. What?