White House Begs for $200 Billion for Iran War | Johnny Knoxville, Dwyane Wade | Thursday, March 19

From studio six being rock-a-mothers centering the heart of New York City, it's the

tonight-go-darring Jimmy Ballon.

Tonight, join Jimmy in his guest, Johnny Knoxham, played Wade, and featuring Dean Legendary

Root Crew.

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Here he is!

Jimmy Ballon!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show!

You're here!

You made it!

Thank you for watching at home fun show tonight.

Let's get to some news first.

This is big.

Today the White House asked Congress to give them $200 billion in additional funding

for the war in Iran.

He had $200 billion.

President Trump heard and was like, Iran must be getting one hell of a ballroom.

That's ballroom money.

Of course the war continues to drive up oil prices, but today Trump downplayed it saying

that he actually expected them to be worse.

Although it wasn't a great sign that he said that from the back of an uber pool.

Meanwhile Vice President J.D. Vast just admitted that gas prices will keep going up.

And this was odd.

He actually explained the whole situation using a bunch of his own popular internet memes.

Take a look.

He said, I admit that gas prices have inflated from this to this.

Then I understand we all want to go back to the olden days.

You know, when prices weren't making us so sad and angry.

But in the end, gas prices will lower and everyone will be poppin' champagne.

And saying, thank you, Mr. President.

There you go.

Very interesting statement.

That's our Vice President.

Sit down.

Now the big story is still the ongoing war in Iran.

Trump asked all the NATO countries to send ships to help him unblock the straight of

Hormuz.

But he's not getting a lot of positive responses.

Let's take a minute to do a roll call and see how each country replied to Trump.

UK?

No.

Finland?

No.

Norway?

No way.

Trump was like, I'm okay.

Germany?

No.

Iceland?

No.

Spain?

Hard pass.

Trump was like, but I need gas.

Sweden said bad idea.

Trump said, I'll invade IKEA.

Italy said we're not starting.

Can I still have Olive Garden?

France, it's sorry.

It's not happening.

What'd you just say?

I was napping.

Latvia said won't go far.

You're lucky.

I don't know where you are.

Another no, Estonia.

Wow.

I'm getting lonely, brah.

Hungry and Luxembourg.

Those two just flipped me the bird.

Denmark, Turkey, Belgium, two screw you and you and also you.

Poland, Greece and all the rest.

I can't believe you all swipe left.

I don't know where if you're watching at home, I don't know where you had to swipe left.

Too much math for me.

Get this to combat high oil prices.

Trump has temporarily waved the Jones Act, which affects US shipping.

Now, if you don't understand the Jones Act, don't worry.

Because very few people have heard of the Jones Act.

So we actually put together this educational video.

That's where by cargo moved between designated US ports must, under applicable conditions, be carried on vessels constructed in the US owned by US interests, documented under US flag and crewed primarily by US citizens or permanent residents.

Unless a waiver is issued for national defense, operational necessity or other limited executive determinations with costs, routing availability and regional dependency, all affecting out the requirement functions.

So sing it with me.

Here we go.

Dintiq with Baduzba.

Pa'am.

Weckbacooka.

True supositdua.

Tauu-suffay.

Acapable scuba.

Ooh, a fiendan on the lead.

Weckbata had to rob.

Weckbata had to rob.

Walk your hair.

Oh my god.

Who is that guy?

I know he's brilliant.

Yeah, he's not, you know.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, I am!

Thank you.

Thank you to Michael.

Good to see you.

No, no, no, no, no.

Boy, don't get him.

Let me know.

Bye to Michael, everybody.

Good to see you, bud.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Bye.

It's lost his mind.

Now I know the Joneses.

We've lost their minds here, yeah.

The switching gears, everybody is excited about this.

Today, Marsh Madness officially began.

That's right.

And there was already a big upset

with High Point University beating Wisconsin.

Ooh.

Yeah.

In the tournament, the teams go from 64 to 32 to 16 to 8 to 4.

Or, as it's also known, Trump's approval rating.

And Marsh Madness has tipped off,

and I noticed that during the games,

each team usually gets there to air a commercial

for their school.

You probably got to see them before.

For example, here's an ad for number three seed, Virginia.

The University of Virginia,

located in beautiful Charlottesville,

a place for scholarship,

a place of excellence,

with world-class professors

and state-of-the-art research facilities,

come to UVA and learn what it means

to be a cavalier.

We are, Virginia.

Yeah, nice.

Oh, yeah.

Cool.

So I mean, like that.

Now, here's one for number 14 seed, right state.

Watch this.

Right state, located in beautiful Connecticut,

or Maryland, maybe Iowa,

a place that's right,

a place that's state,

with world-class, right,

and state-of-the-art state.

Come to right state and learn what it means to be

a student at right state.

We are, right state.

Wait, are we spelling that right?

Right, correct?

Sorry.

We don't know where they're.

They don't know.

They're not in the right state.

What's up, entertainment news?

Amazon just announced that their new reboot

of the classic show American Gladiators

premieres next month.

That's gonna be fun.

I love you so much, American Gladiators.

Like, Nitro, Turbo, those guys were awesome.

Three.

Were you a big fan?

American Gladiator?

Uh, no.

How about you, Quest?

No, man.

It's too intense.

Yeah.

What about you, James?

I know I could, Jimmy,

because I was an American Gladiator.

My Gladiator name was Hernia.

My catchphrase was,

time to make the doughnuts.

This is what I looked like.

That's that.

The start on the TV show wasn't enough

to satisfy my lust for combat.

So I became an actual Gladiator.

What?

I went to the Coliseum,

engaged a rowing in battle,

and yeah, are you not entertained?

And then it turns out they haven't had a Gladiator

for 1,622 years.

And I had actually just beaten up a random Italian man.

What?

In fact, I bought that man here tonight,

so I could apologize to him in Italian.

Me, BPSC, Giovanni,

know my Luto-Farty del Mel.

No.

That was really...

I'm really touching.

That was beautiful.

Thank you, Hernia, everybody. Hernia.

Art of...

Touching.

And finally, I saw that Costco was selling

a two-foot tall 10-pound chocolate Easter bunny.

Eating is tough.

You'd never know whether to start with the ears

or the insulin.

We have a great show.

Give it up for her.

All right.

Oh!

Yeah!

Oh!

Hey, everyone.

Marsh Madness is here.

And one of my favorite things is when fans try to distract

the other teams when they're shooting foul shots.

It's hilarious.

Yeah.

I...

Look at this one.

It's Moses.

He splits this...

Is that genius or what?

Yeah.

Well, they get really...

It's genius.

They get really creative and fun with it.

Well, we wanted to get in on that, okay?

So, we made this.

Where is it?

Okay, here we go.

All right.

So, this is the...

This is the Jimmy Fallon...

This is the Jimmy Fallon Google Eyes, okay?

So now, if you want the other team to miss a free throw,

just hold this up and shake it around.

Okay?

And then get the Google Eyes to do the work.

And we actually also put a strap on helmet here.

Yeah.

In case you want to just wear it.

And just dance, yeah.

So...

It's very easy to wear.

No headache.

We're gonna be sending these out to the Xfinity mobile arena

in Philadelphia tomorrow, okay?

So, if you're at the game,

these are legit going to the arena tomorrow.

If you're at the game and you see a giant head with Google Eyes,

pick it up, shake it up, go crazy.

We want to see you...

We want to see it on the camera.

We want you to distract people.

And if it's...

If it's funny, we're gonna put it on the show.

Yeah.

But the game's tomorrow.

Why?

Yeah, the game's tomorrow.

We have Virginia versus Wright State.

Oh, there you go.

They're the Wright State, yeah.

That's tomorrow at 150 p.m.

We have Tennessee versus Miami.

That's at 4.25 p.m.

UCLA versus UCF at 7.25 p.m.

And Yukon versus Ferman at 10 p.m.

Whoa.

Any of those games.

Look for this.

And when you see it, shake it and go crazy, baby!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

It also could work like...

You could make it like almost like a cornhole, right?

Oh, wow.

If you...

Yeah.

They're there.

And you just throw stuff at it, yeah?

Yeah, you just...

Maybe you cut out the mouth.

You cut out the mouth.

Oh, it's careful.

Never mind. Don't...

Put a hole in it.

Don't put a hole in the mouth.

Never mind.

Just...

No, no, stop, stop.

Sometimes I just...

Oh.

You...

You look like you're supposed to use it.

They got a chakoon right there.

Never mind that idea.

Guys, it is the end of the week.

Uh...

Someone's gonna make a cornhole game.

Yeah, they are.

And...

Oh, I can see it.

I want to see it on the internet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're gonna see it on Reddit.

Yeah, I love ya.

It's the end of the week that's usually when I catch up with some personal stuff.

I check my inbox, return some emails.

And of course, I send out thank you notes.

And I was just running...

Thank you.

I was just...

They like...

Wow.

Because they're very courteous.

Oh, the very nice.

That's a little behind today.

Right.

So I thought if you guys would mind,

I'd like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now.

Is that okay?

Yeah.

That's fine.

Uh...

Hurnia, can I get some thank you note writing music please?

Oh, yeah.

Here he is.

Hurnia.

That's Hurnia from America.

301.

Yeah.

The Hurnia.

Yeah, the Hurnia.

I'll sign autographs after the show.

Yeah.

With his bulge.

Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Phone contact list for containing 10 people I actually talked to

and 100 people I forgot even existed.

It's like, oh.

It was...

Larry Thinson.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Trump's strategy with the Iran War

for being just like families on Father's Day.

No plans.

Oh.

You don't have any.

What are we doing?

We're just going to wing it.

Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

Silk for being the fanciest fabric to come out of a wormhole.

Wow.

Wow, that's where you're calling it a wormhole?

I didn't.

Yes, I did.

Yeah.

You just thought of that.

That's correct.

Oh, yeah.

These aren't written.

I'm thinking of that.

Thank you.

Craft American Cheese Singles for being the post-it notes

of the dairy world.

Huh.

Wow.

They shouldn't.

Like, edible ink.

Yeah.

For right notes in your grilled cheese.

Yeah.

What?

Hey, do something different, man.

Thank you.

Handwritten letters for being the acoustic version of emails.

Come on.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Wow.

You're being very nice.

You're being very nice.

That's pity a plot.

No, one guy sit in the front leg.

Absolutely not.

No.

No.

I refuse.

You're not getting this smile.

No way, man.

Thank you.

Weeds.

For giving me something to pull or whack in my front yard without getting arrested.

Wow.

Whoa, spicy.

Wow.

That's your calling it.

Weeds.

Okay.

Pull or yank.

Yeah.

All right.

I'm never going to top that one.

All right.

I think you're going to.

Here we go.

Thank you.

Fun socks for letting my feco through a midlife crisis.

There you have it, everybody.

That was right.

Thank you, notes.

We'll be right back.

Good morning, tonight show.

Come on back, everybody.

Welcome back to the tonight show.

We're about to play a game called Pop Quiz.

Pop quiz.

Pop quiz.

Pop quiz.

Pop quiz.

Our first contestant is veteran stuntman and actor, my pal.

Johnny Knoxville is there.

That's correct.

That is correct.

That is correct.

That is correct.

His opponent is an NBA Hall of Famer and Miami Heat Legend.

Dwayne Wade.

Gentlemen, the pop quiz rules are simple.

I will ask each of you questions.

And if you answer correctly, your opponent is raised higher into the air.

Bring the razor sharp tip of their hat closer to that giant balloon

full of the tonight show Mystery Substance.

Poor Seaman.

That's not one of the questions.

Oh, sorry.

If you answer it wrong, your raise higher the first person to reach the top and pop.

Their balloon loses.

Here we go.

Johnny, the first question will be to you.

What are the names of the cartoon cat and mouse duo who are always chasing each other?

Tom and Jerry.

Oh, my, come on.

That's easy.

Hey, take me off first.

You have no chance.

Dwayne.

The famous quote from the movie Jerry McGuire is,

you had me at Hello.

Wow.

Yes, that is correct.

I know.

You're easy.

Easy, easy.

Here we go.

Like work.

This game will give me over fast.

Like work.

All right.

That was all there.

So I'll get there a little quicker.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You guys see slumpies.

S.m.

Come on.

Gaby, ask me the next question.

Here we go.

Johnny Noxville.

Uh, Johnny Knoxville, the first YouTube video ever uploaded

was titled What?

Two girls, one girl.

I found it, Johnny.

That's it.

Absolutely.

No?

Absolutely.

Oh, come on.

No, it was me.

Maybe the first one you watched, but no, they...

Me at the zoo, of course.

Oh.

So that's incorrect, Johnny.

Johnny, I remember what you remember.

Woo.

I had to wear these hats in school.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Congratulations.

Uh, Dwayne, which pop star,

saying the 2017 smash hit, Shape of You?

Oh, well, thanks for the layup, because I said it on this show.

It's one of my favorite songs.

My friend, Ed Sheeran.

I forgot you love Ed Sheeran.

Thank y'all for that layup.

You're giving him questions, he's friends with?

Well, forgot Jesus.

I forgot he's friends with Ed Sheeran.

I thought...

I didn't know it.

Here we go.

Sorry, Johnny.

Sorry.

Oh, Johnny.

I know that you don't know much about pop culture.

This is why it's perfect.

This is why I love this, too.

All right, ready?

What is the number one stream song of all time on Spotify?

Oh, well, I was just thinking about this question the other day.

Billy Jean by Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson.

That is no, it's blinding lights by the weekend.

Johnny, you're going up one more.

Really?

I'm about to get worse.

I haven't heard that in a while.

Oh.

Don't encourage it.

Drain.

In tennis, what is the only grand slam tournament played on clay courts?

This is why I think I know this.

This grand slam is at the end of May,

and my daughter's from the 19th,

and I'm actually sending her there for a birthday,

and so it's the French Open in Paris.

Oh, my God.

That is correct.

What a no-it-all.

Johnny.

Wait, we're getting...

We're getting dangerous at clubs.

The water is spilled over here.

I don't know if it's water, by the way.

It's an idea.

One, two, three.

Johnny, be careful.

Johnny, all right, there you go.

Oh, my God, there you go.

That's how you do it right there.

That's why he gets paid to pay.

That's why he gets paid to Big Shark.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Get in the old Chuck Berry.

There's a lot of water in there.

I'm sorry.

I don't know who's the prop guy on this,

but...

I'm just starting it.

Yeah, I can tell.

Oh, my God.

There's so much water.

There's so much water.

That's the end of the safety.

All right.

That's the end of the safety.

One and only.

Johnny not going to play.

We'll be right back.

What is it like?

Our first guest is a talented actor

and very funny.

Man, he's the host of Fear Factor, House of Fear,

which he airs a season finale on Wednesday, March 25th,

on Fox, and is available on Hulu the next day.

Please welcome Johnny Knoxville.

Oh, my God.

Johnny, it's great to see you.

Thank you for being here.

Thank you for playing Pop Quiz.

I'm sorry you got sprayed on that.

I destroyed Dwayne.

Yeah, you really, you won.

Of course, yes, you really did.

I want to get to Fear Factor and get to that.

Congratulations, a big hit show.

But first, I want to talk about Jackass Five.

Oh, boy.

This is a real deal.

It's happening.

A new Jackass movie.

How's it going?

Are you shooting yet?

How's it going?

We have shot.

And it went great.

I just got word today about an injury.

I'm sorry to report.

Oh.

Dave England ripped the bone off of his metal finger.

Oh.

And it ripped the tendon off his,

the bone of his metal finger that coiled at the base.

By sticking it up, Zach's butt.

Can you say that on your show?

He was trying to get a retrieve a coin.

Oh, my God.

And it was way up in there.

I'm not even joking.

He has to have surgery.

Oh, wow.

When you do that, do you even think that that could be an outcome?

No, because there's so many soft corners.

I don't know how he did it.

Oh, my heavens.

But we will see this.

And Jackass Five?

Well, I showed you a picture of it.

I can't stage.

I can't unsee that.

But I didn't know what I was looking at.

That's insane.

When that comes out, please come back and talk to us about everything.

Man, oh, man, you make me laugh.

We were talking backstage about some of the craziest stunts

that you've done and things that you've never been able to do

that you thought of what could be fun.

And that wouldn't let you do.

Or someone wouldn't let you do.

Is there a few examples of that?

Well, speaking of Dave England, like, he's only got one testicle.

And for over 15 years, I'm sorry if I'm working a little bloated.

No, no, no, no, no.

I said a testicle.

This is just what we want.

Yeah, yeah, you did say that.

You could have said something else.

But we want to get him another that lights up.

And every time we get to the finish line,

the lawyers always blow it.

Everybody wants him demnified.

It's so gosh damn funny.

We were also talking about your dad, by the way,

and how funny your dad was.

Yeah.

You probably got a lot of this from him.

A sense of humor and is doing bits and kind of pranking his friends.

You were telling me?

Yeah, I grew up and he owned a tire company.

He was always pranking his employees.

He'd make them XX milkshakes.

He would send them letters from the Internal Ravanou service.

Saying they're going to be audited.

Yeah.

They're going to get their books together.

He would send them letters from the VD clinic.

That was rubber stamped on the envelope.

Saying they've contracted a venereal disease.

They have to come in and list their last 10 partners.

Signed Dr. Harlan C. Tittmore.

And it all looked funny.

Oh my god.

But sometimes the wife would get the letter.

The envelope.

And when you're pranking someone,

sometimes if they become emotional,

they believe everything.

Yeah.

So that's what would happen.

So the guy would come home.

And his wife would be there with her mother.

And crying.

Yeah.

Gosh.

I always learned something new about you.

Every single time you're here.

One thing I actually saw on the internet that I wanted to ask you about is that

I didn't know you were trained in musical theater.

Oh, yes.

I have a wonderful singing voice.

Wow.

Yeah.

None of us knew this.

This is amazing.

The part of Danny Zuko in my high school play.

Yeah.

And yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Was that the end of your musical career?

Well, it should have been.

But you said the recordings booths out in the mall.

And me and my buddy, Brian Reeves,

went to East Town Mall and recorded a song.

And I don't know why.

But we recorded everything she wants by Wham.

We were like 15.

Well, we enjoyed the music video.

Yeah, yeah.

Like green screen things?

Well, no.

There was no videos back then.

They just, you know, they're just the song.

They're just audio.

But we recorded it.

And it was like that scene for Boogie Nights when they're high-fiving.

And you go, this is great.

This is awesome.

I thought we crushed it.

Yeah.

I'm happy you did that.

But I'm happy you ended up who you are.

Because I will say, I don't know one person that knows you that doesn't love you to death.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

People, everybody who knows you and you've ever interacted with,

loves you so much.

I will say, even backstage, our whole crew.

Everyone here loves you.

Thanks for always being great to us.

Thank you.

You're one of my favorite songs.

Well, it's time for a fear factor.

House of Fear.

There's one episode left.

You've been fantastic hosting this thing.

I was going to ask you, do you like hosting this?

And not being in on, like, doing these things.

The fear factor challenges.

I prefer doing things.

But I also try to just take the win that all I have to do is talk.

You know.

Yeah, take the win.

Take the W.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you don't have to have spiders crawling around your head and stuff like that.

You don't get any foam.

I'm like, I could do it for fun.

Show him how it was done.

Well, we just got finished filming Jackass.

So I feel like I got my fill.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You've done probably every stunt known to man.

Do you ever give any words of wisdom to your contestants?

Well, I end up helping them more than scaring them.

And it's just like, don't ruminate in it.

And find a way to metabolize your fear and just do it.

And it's easier said than done.

But you just got to commit.

And once you do it, you go, yeah, I did that.

I mean, do you ever do look back at all the stuff you did in Jackass and go,

oh my gosh, it kind of, because you started out just making videos.

Yeah.

And it just, one thing that made you laugh, then it's like no longer makes you laugh.

And it just keeps getting worse and worse, Jimmy.

No, but you got the same crew back for the new Jackass crew.

And what a crew.

The best crew.

What a crew.

And do you still make each other laugh?

Yeah, we had a ball.

I mean, it got intense.

And, you know, we got really intense.

But everyone came out pretty good.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

Pretty good.

Pretty good.

We don't want to say any spoilers of what's going to happen.

The finale of Fear Factor, but it's fantastic.

Johnny Knoxville, everybody, check out the season finale of Fear Factor.

House of Fear Wednesday, March 25th on Fox.

We'll be right back with more.

Tonight just to go around, everybody.

Let's go.

The next guest is a three time NBA champion, a 13 time NBA All Star and a Hall of Famer.

He's also an analyst on NBA on Prime and the creator of Way of Wade Footwear, which is available at revolve.com.

and way of way.com.

Everyone, please welcome Wayne!

Whoa!

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You want an old age, huh?

Welcome back to the show. We always love it when you're here.

I enjoy being here.

Uh, you're always silent. Come on, looking good.

Uh, I want to talk to you about, uh, you...

You won, uh, obviously the championship with Miami Heat.

Uh, the first one was 2006.

Yeah, what do you get? You talk about my age?

No. I'm going to talk...

No, not at all. You can still do it right now, but trust me.

But you just had a reunion with the 2006 team.

Yes, we did. Come on, but what was that like?

Look at everybody.

It was... Jimmy...

When we won this championship in 2006,

obviously it was 20 years ago. I was 24 years old.

Wow.

And at this moment, my life, like, took off.

I started getting invited to... tonight's show, wasn't it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I started getting invited to the show,

so I kind of... I haven't been around my teammates in 20 years.

Like, we all haven't been in one room together since we won the championship

and had a few celebrations.

So it was really cool to go back and check out...

Check on my 24-year-old self and see what I was doing at 24.

Yeah, do you remember, like, what were you, like, a...

Well, I guess I was really cool.

I didn't... I didn't know. You know what?

I was like... I was really quiet. I was really shy.

I had a lot of... I, you know, play with Shaq,

play with GP, there's Gary Payton, like Antoine Walker,

like, White Chocolate. Like, I had all these...

We had all these personalities on our team.

Yeah.

And myself and you deep in the young guys, we were quiet.

We were just doing whatever they told us to do.

Yeah.

But it was cool to go back and just be around the guys

and, like, just understand, you know,

how important that time was that has set all of us up for the rest of our lives.

So it was really... It was really cool.

You, I see it. Yeah.

I mentioned Shaq before I showed this photo.

Shaq made you a promise.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And can we just say what that was?

Well, he... He promised you DNI as young guys.

He was like, hey, we win this championship.

I'm about both you guys, Bentley's.

Come on.

That's all the incentive we needed.

That's Shaquille O'Neal. Yeah.

Yeah. And so just now, this...

Yeah, this past week, you got your Bentley's.

Yeah, I got it. We finally got it.

And they are... Unfeelable.

So, wow.

That's... We've been...

We've been talking about this for 20 years.

Shaq did not deliver on his promise.

We've never got our Bentley's.

That's so fun.

Actually, we went out and bought Bentley's ourselves

because Big fella never gave us our two Bentley's.

Yeah.

He gave us our Bentley's finally 20 years later.

There he is. He's a man in this world.

He's a man in this world. Yeah, absolutely.

Shaq, we've... I bet Shaq a couple times on our show.

And we had this one bet. I don't even know what we bet on.

But the loser had to walk down the street in tiny underwear.

Sounds like Shaq.

With the other guy's name on his butt.

And... I won. Oh, you won?

And I was like, he'll never do it. He did it.

He walked down with Jimmy on his butt.

He walked down the street in Indianapolis with a pink underwear

said Jimmy on his butt.

And dude, it was the funniest thing ever.

Everyone went nuts because I was like,

I can't believe he's doing this.

He totally did it.

Walked into the theater.

Do you guys remember this?

He walked into the theater.

He walked into the theater and...

And it's Shaq.

So, I mean, Shaq.

So, uh...

So, I mean, so, you know, he was coming before he was coming.

You know what I'm saying?

He came in and everyone was going nuts

and he put his hand down his shorts

and pulled that giant tube sign in front of him.

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It was funny.

It was funny.

But he's a man of his word.

Yeah, yeah. 20 years later.

Yeah. They get the bellies.

I thought we were getting it.

No, but you got Bentley?

Yeah. Yeah.

Definitely got remote control Bentley.

Last week, um...

BAM. By the way, come on.

Yes, shut out the BAM, man.

You played with on the heat.

Shut out the BAM.

Score 83 points.

83 points in a single game.

I try to do that on a video game other day.

Fail short. I have 79.

You can't even do it in a video game.

I can't do it in a video game.

How is it real?

That's an incredible feat.

The cardiovascular that it takes.

The endurance that it takes to score 83 points is unbelievable.

Go, BAM. That was fast.

That was fast.

Did you...

You actually...

You hold the scoring record, uh, Miami-Heap, for 20,000 points.

No big deal.

I'd like 23.

23, nobody. Yeah, sorry.

Who's counting?

Who's counting? Sorry. No big deal.

Who's counting?

Uh, congratulations.

Yeah, please.

You know, I like...

You were one of the best.

Do you think BAM is gonna get close to you?

Well, he's a 10-thousand.

He's second all-time.

Well, he just passed the lines away.

Second all-time.

Around 10,000 plus 83 and so.

Yeah.

Um...

Yeah.

He has to be in the heat uniform probably about another six to eight years.

Where's he?

Yeah.

Who's he?

Uh, I know you're on, uh, NBA on Prime, and you're great at that.

And I love watching you talk to the players,

because not only do you know what you're talking about,

but also you play with these people.

And I see you talk to LeBron.

Yeah.

And I know you play with LeBron.

And I gotta say, one of the greatest photos in the history of NBA

is this, no look to LeBron.

Uh, that is...

That's iconic.

Do you...

I heard that you have this photo at your house.

I do. I have it.

And I have...

It has not got signed yet.

Got signed yet by LeBron.

I'm actually waiting till he retire.

Maybe 20, 38.

And I'm already...

I already know what my...

What the retirement gift I want him to get me when he retires.

And it's just a signature of this photo.

That's it. That's all, LeBron.

That's your time.

So I'm waiting. I'm waiting till he retire.

But do you remember, like, what...

What did you think was gonna happen?

You can hear LeBron trucking behind you.

You can hear the 16s hitting the court.

You can hear the 16s hitting the court.

You can hear the 16s hitting the court.

You hear the 16s hitting the court.

Like, blah, blah, blah, blah.

So you know he's coming.

And so, I just...

It actually was a bounce pass.

It's not a lot.

But a lot of people think it's an alley.

It was actually a bounce pass.

Yeah.

So I actually just threw it back

and I just put my hands up

because I knew what was coming.

And I was like, what?

You just waited for the crowd to go.

Yeah!

Post or I.

It's gonna be post or I.

Not out to the photographer.

Yeah.

To pump that photo.

That is one of the most iconic sports photos of a ball time.

For sure.

Yeah.

You are, besides having an incredible basketball career,

you have your own line as well, your footwear.

Wave, Wade.

We have a pair that you brought tonight.

Come on, bud.

Yeah, yeah.

This is what I'm talking about.

Yeah, yeah.

So, Jimmy, in Miami, I also have my own boulevard.

It's called the Wayne Wave Boulevard.

I'm on the street.

And so this is called the Wave Wave 12 Wave Boulevard.

So this is obviously green and white.

Street sign.

Yeah.

Yeah, street sign, baby.

So this is the boulevard.

But what's it like when you see your shoes in the real world,

like people wearing them?

Oh, man.

So my shoes have become like a volleyball shoe out of nowhere.

Like all the young girls that play volleyball

are going out and buying these shoes.

Their moms are buying these shoes.

Yeah.

They're picking these because they're very good basketball shoes.

They have great traction in them.

So they're picking.

And you could also.

They're a dessert topic.

Yeah.

I go to a high school game and I see four girls wearing my shoes.

And I'm like, this is really cool.

I can't wait to ask the game to go over and be like, hey.

How you doing?

So I walk up to one of girls that said, hey,

thank you so much for wearing my shoes.

She looked at me like, stranger danger.

She was like, what shoes are you talking about?

And I was like, those on your feet.

She was like, I just like the color.

She didn't know that it was mine.

Franger danger.

I was like, what are you doing here, bro?

Get out of here, everything okay, dude?

No, they didn't know this.

Dwayne Wayne, come on.

It's the best.

I appreciate all the moms and the dads that I'll support in my sneaks.

Don't appreciate it.

That's the best, dude.

They're the best shoes.

You're stylish, dude.

Thank you for always coming to our show.

Yes, sir.

We love you, bud.

Thank you, God.

Thank you.

Dwayne Wayne, everybody.

Dwayne Wayne is available at revolve.com.

And wayway.com.

For tonight's show, after the break, stick around everybody.

Right, right, right.

Yeah.

Left side, right.

Yeah.

Right side.

Right.

Right, right.

Franger Jolly Knoxville Dwayne Wayne.

And the rules right there will fill up your pencil, Vanger.

Good night, everybody.

Thank y'all.

Got it, boy.

Got it, got it, boy.

Got it, got it, got it, got it, boy.

Got it, shoot.

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