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It's March 23rd, 20th, 26th, I'm at Joel Perl, the Joel Perl.com, I'm Blue Sky and it's
time to get in the weeds.
It's a marvelous Monday, it's overcast in the city of Toronto, we might get some snow,
but it ain't gonna stay.
Spring is here, but not today.
Jeremy Lambert is here, he's ready, how you doing, pal?
Hi, I'm fine, I didn't watch any wrestling this week, so I know what we're going to talk
about.
Me neither, I'm screwed, brother.
What are we going to do?
Do you want to talk about Cody Rhodes's $10,000 tour bus?
Tour is back.
Do we just play the clip from last year?
I feel like we can just do that, yes.
Nobody gave Steven Jensen enough money to fly to Vegas and do the bus tour last year,
so I guess we have less than a month of leeway, but if someone has $10,500, then we could
do it.
Steven Jensen could fly in, do the bus tour, fly out, and then tell us about the experience
on the show.
Yeah.
I feel like that's what we could do.
Well, that's our show today, I hope everyone enjoyed it.
This was not a wrestling weekend, there wasn't much going on.
I love the wife just brought me coffee, so I didn't think it was the cat, unless the cat
suddenly grew opposable thumbs.
Maybe the cat's kind of dumb, but the cat is going to say, helpful, that's not sure
either.
The cat exists, you know, it doesn't exist, allegedly.
I mean, there are plenty of photos of the cat trying to help you and not work.
Yeah, it hasn't been my work, buddy, for the past couple of days, I don't know, she's
getting tired of hanging out with me, or I've been watching a lot of March Madness, maybe
she gets tired of watching the March Madness.
We talked about March Madness, this is great games going on there, but Joel doesn't know
ball.
So I just don't watch basketball, it's a different swing, not knowing, and not caring.
Yeah, you also don't know ball, how about, I don't know how much we're going to go there.
What?
I don't know, man.
So I don't know how much we're going to talk about there with basketball, both in great
games over over the weekend, Iowa and Florida, yesterday was really fun, Florida, a one-seed
lost.
So sorry, if you're your bracket has been busted and all for that, since they went down
in the, in the first, or first weekend, I should say, not the first round, they went down
in the first weekend, there's a game on Friday morning that it was like the first game
on Friday, that was, it was really, really good, Kentucky, Kentucky and Santa Clara.
That was a fantastic game, Friday's games weren't like super great, but that first game
on Friday, Kentucky and Santa Clara was really, really good.
I don't feel like there were any too many great games on Saturday, that one felt like
it was kind of blow out heavy, and then yesterday started, like it was going on Nebraska
and Vanderbilt actually.
That was all in Nebraska and Vanderbilt, now that was actually a really good game, because
that was the game before collision came on, and Vanderbilt had the half court three that
I can't believe that shot didn't go down, that was, that was a great shot by that kid,
and unfortunately missed it, but yeah, that was a really good game on Saturday, I don't
think there's anything else too strong on Saturday, and then Sunday, as I mentioned,
I won Florida, was, was really good, so it was a, I think this is one of the best weekend
in sports, because you just get four days of good basketball, that becomes exciting
basketball, because all these kids, they're just playing their hearts out, and but they're
not like the most skilled in the world, because they're college kids, but it just, it's madness
for a reason, so it was a fun weekend.
What's the majesty you've ever been?
Maddest, I've been, yeah, talk about madness here, from what, just in general, it's in general
madness.
Oh, so you already know the answer to this, this is something where like my team lost,
and so I was mad about that, I don't know if there's something in your past where you
remember being more angry than that, it was because my team lost and my personal life
sucks, so it was a combination of, of both of those things, I can get over my personal
life being bad, which, you know, it hasn't been bad for years now, I can get over that
if my team is winning, you throw in like my team losing on top of that stuff, not being
good, I'm terrible, I've had a lot of long talks with Sam or just late night talks of
just, everything's falling apart.
I love this, this is a missed opportunity for me, they should have had a triangle of
March Madness, every single episode that is preempted by the March Madness tournament,
there should be some sort of full triangle of madness integration, not just one and
then a tag team match, or they should all be together on screen doing something, the
triangle of March Madness, oh, oh, man, I'm not opposed to that, I think that'd be funny.
I mean, that was been on television, she did a promo on Saturday, Julia, our sisters
are saying both of them wrestled this weekend, they lost, but that's why I also added to
the point, they need to be all three together, yeah, yeah, otherwise you're just, you know,
profiling three people in different times, I need the triangle to be the triangle together.
Yeah, that's fair, I like that, they should break down the tournament.
That would be great, they should have done all they should have been doing a bracket
and everything.
You should have done that.
I want to see that club break down like the tournament, because I'm not sure, but maybe
I'm stereotyping her here, but I don't know if she like watches any basketball, she's
done a bunch of interviews, somebody should ask her this, but yeah, I don't know if she
watches any basketball, Sky Blues from Chicago, so maybe, I know she's seen a little bit
about, although she grew up not in like a Jordan era, so it wouldn't like hit her as hard.
Totally a heart, I don't know, I could go either way, and that club, I didn't feel like
she, she's seen a ton of basketball in her life, and then she has, I apologize, I don't,
I'm wrong there, but yeah, I want to see her like do a tournament bracket, I think it'd
be very fun.
This is, this is why Tony needs to join the show, by the way.
All right, so here, I'm going to tell this story, I don't care at this point, so as everyone
knows, smack down, I'm going to be you don't know, and I'm telling you this for the first
time.
Smackdown.
What?
Yeah, I don't know if everyone watched Smackdown.
Yeah, Smackdown ended in a DQ, it was the, what, the women's title match between the
Bella's, when it's tag title, match between the Bella's and the irresistible forces, and
in a DQ, and as people know my rule, I'm not going to talk about your show, I'm not going
to review your show, if your main event ends in a DQ, because I feel like you have wasted
my time, and I'm not going to give your show any type of publicity, whatever publicity
you get out of this stupid show, which is none, but so I tweeted, well, I'll send my exact
tweet here, I don't want to, you know, put words in my own mouth out here, but after, after
Smackdown ended, I tweeted much this weekend, so it's actually very easy to, to find.
After Smackdown ended on Saturday, I said, DQ, in Smackdown main event, no major shows
this weekend, Joel doesn't watch New Japan, so again, he's talking about the New Japan
Cup and Halloween, winning that.
Look good.
What the H am I going to talk about on Monday?
I'm trying not to curse at all this week, okay?
No cursing this week.
This week.
This whole week.
All right.
Good luck to you.
Because the childrens are on the spring break, and they might be watching, and I got
to set a good example for the kids.
I hope Bra is so unbearable and does not end in the DQ, so that you and SB3 have to find
a way not to be upset about it tomorrow.
That's fine.
I won't curse.
I won't curse.
Well, my lovely wife isn't for me, they're not watching.
Well, they, they, you never know.
So we're not going to curse this week.
It lives on the internet forever, so you have to make sure that this stands.
Cursing would be, you know, who cares?
They hear their siblings curse all the time, so you know, because you know, the age ranges
are 50 to 5 between the 30 of them that we have.
So I feel like some of those ages are teetering into you could be a grandfather territory,
but we're.
Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah, it's, yeah, it's okay.
So I sent this tweet out, yeah, no cursing everybody, no cursing this whole week.
I'm sure I'll break that rule, but we're going to try here.
I sent this tweet out on Friday, my wife was like, did you just say 50?
Yes, that's the age range of the kids, baby.
I don't know what that makes us, but it's fine.
I sent this tweet out on Friday, right?
I sent this tweet out at, I'm going to give time stamps on this thing.
How about that?
Good stuff.
Let's do that.
I sent this tweet out at 1045 after the SmackDown DQ, which means it was, it was before the
final segment, a certain elite owner messaged me and said lots of slam dunk collision and
this coming Wednesday night's Dynamite on the show Monday.
And I said, you should join the show on Monday, $6.9 billion.
I'm going to, I'm going to send in this link right now and I'm going to say come talk
about this Wednesday's Dynamite and slam dunk collision.
We're going to see how that goes for me.
We're going to, we're just sending the link right now, it's like, we're doing it.
I am.
There you go.
I'm going to send it to him right now.
Come join us and talk, slam dunk collision, I got to butter him up and say great shows
by the way.
They were fun.
I mean, they were good wrestling shows, they were good for them, you know, I got my feelings
about Leo Rush in his situation.
Oh boy, yeah, we can talk about that.
Come join us and talk, slam dunk collision, great shows by the way and Dynamite looking
like a great show.
And also today's thumbnail, because of all the lack of wrestling to talk about, we are
doing a deep dive into the who done it of Tony.
Oh, okay.
We're going to analyze the picture and we're going to, we're going to take note of all
the things and who they all relate to.
How bored are we today?
Well, we got two hours to fill in three hours of Smackdown, not to talk about it.
So there you go.
And there was a lot that happened on Smackdown, but, you know, you can talk about it.
No one's preventing you from talking about it.
I wanted to talk solo to the wall.
I'd watch TNA on a Thursday, okay, I already do that.
And I have to do that all by myself until May 15, I found out that's the next live edition
of Impact, where I get, where I get back solo until then.
I don't even know if I'm doing the rebellion post show because it's, I'll be in Vancouver.
So I don't even know if I'm going to watch it on Saturday night and then do a post show.
So you've got to counterproductive.
Is your belly in the one I'm supposed to go to?
Head us to the one in Cleveland.
I like to enjoy Edward Edwards versus Mike Santana for the world time.
I'm like, oh, it's.
And you're saying Joel doesn't want to talk about Smackdown either.
There's like three things from Smackdown that I would want to talk about and not for
any serious reason.
I want to talk about, you know, Mark Ass, Indy Nerd, Matt Cardona.
Hey, okay, I don't want to break my rule a little bit.
Randy Orton's delivery on that kills me.
It's so good.
It's like he, he, he is like firing up as he is speaking.
It's like he gets stuck.
It's like, Mark Ass stooge Indy Nerd.
It's so good.
That alone.
And I was at that one, I was like walking out of the room, listening on my headphones.
And I was like, what did he say?
And I ran back and replayed it.
It was so good.
That stuff.
That's what I'll talk about.
The rest of it is like, why is Jelly Roll doing three soliloquies, what are we doing
with this?
That's, you know, that stuff I don't care about.
Yeah.
Just that particular segment.
The best.
The best.
I feel for Cardona, but also you got kicked in the dick later.
So everyone's okay, except for Matt Cardona's dick.
It seems like a Matt Cardona's dick problem, not me.
Anyway, so there you go.
That's, that's me talking about it.
Okay, seeing very recently, we came a huge Randy Orton fan.
That's a problem going into WrestleMania because they don't want you to feel that way about
him.
Oh, here we are.
Well, someone, someone earlier, I think was asking us about the Chapel Rone stuff from
the weekend.
Oh, yeah.
Doesn't she beat up kids or bodyguard beats of kids?
Bodyguard, I think, up someone from, so Chapel released a statement and wrote some of
the story on Instagram.
It's funny that like a statement is an Instagram story because God forbid it goes through a PR
company.
I mean, does it just disseminated differently than back in the day?
Anyway.
I've seen the recent backlash that I've been receiving a lot of messages about the situation
and I have been receiving a lot of messages about the situation.
I want to start by saying that I have always been very clear about my boundaries.
When I'm on stage performing in drag and a work event, doing press, I'm working and outside
of that, I'm not in work mode.
I'm a person and I'm allowed to exist privately.
I just woke up.
I deserve my space, especially in moments like breakfast.
I don't play about my breakfast.
That is a line that I hope people live for because that is perfect.
And then she says, this doesn't take away my gratitude and love I have for my supporters.
I appreciate the people who respect boundaries and understand that admiration does not equal
access.
Respectfully, please understand that boundaries are not personal.
They are necessary.
So two things.
One, absolutely 100% she's right.
Number two, I don't play about my breakfast either.
So I fully endorse and understand Chapel Rowan's feeling about what happened.
A kid got too close and we've seen too many times people using their kids as reasons
to access celebrities and others.
We've seen it in wrestling, we've seen it in media, we see it all the time, we do, and
it sucks.
Can't do that.
And if Jade doesn't say, I don't play about my breakfast or my title next week, game
over.
We're giving it up.
I mean, I get where she's coming from.
I don't know if this is parents were like using this kid.
I feel like the kid was probably a big Chapel Rowan fan and she's like, get out of here
because I don't play about my breakfast.
It's a fine line with this stuff, right?
Because there are too many fans who are crazy and who are stupid and who do cross those
boundaries and, you know, and then there are kids.
Oh, the kid's father was apparently Jude Ball.
This kid is probably just a Chapel Rowan fan.
Like this kid isn't trying to be like, why doesn't Jude Law know better?
The kid was just probably saw a Chapel Rowan and was like, oh shoot, let me go say hi
to Chapel Rowan and then the bodyguards puntin' him in the face.
Why isn't the dad be like, no, no, no, no, come on.
I don't know if Jude Ball was there.
Like Jude should have been there.
Then why aren't you bringing him?
She's with the stepdad.
She's with the stepdad.
Apparently the stepdad is some famous soccer player.
Oh, that's even worse.
The stepdad who is also in the public eye should know better.
And they were just going through.
My wife is very up on this, I'm not.
But she was just going through the hotel.
It doesn't sound like, at least according to them, like they were like sitting down and
having their breakfast.
I guess they were on their way to breakfast, but I don't know.
Yes, I like the Chapel Rowan.
She makes some good music, but this one, a little rough, might be a little rough here.
No, she'll play with her breakfast.
Come on, let her have her time.
Everyone deserves to have their time.
If she's just walking through the hotel though and like the kid just wants to come up
and like take a picture or whatever, I don't know.
I'm just like, she doing.
Maybe she's sitting at the hotel trying to enjoy a meal in private.
I just said that she's walking through the hotel.
Chapel Rowan is.
Chapel Rowan, well, you can pronounce pal.
There is no part.
What do you mean pronouns?
What was the kid also a girl or a boy?
We don't know this, do we?
The kid was a, I don't know, I assume it was, it was a boy, I think, but or a girl,
sorry, as a girl, but I said Chapel Rowan.
And then he said she was walking through it regardless.
Doesn't matter.
Is the point to all this is that Chapel Rowan deserves to enjoy her breakfast.
The kid and the father should have been like, nah, nah, leave her alone.
The story is the, all the kid did was wave and then got punted in the face and dragged
out back by Chapel Rowan's security.
Yeah, why is Chapel Rowan employing bully ray?
The kid was walking by or the kid was waving and smiling while walking by and the security
guard got sent over.
It sounds like this, they just didn't like this kid's face.
I believe that there is some truth in the middle of this.
I don't believe that.
Well, sure.
It's a bullshit.
It's a bullshit.
Sure.
But if that's the true, like, that seems kind of harsh there.
They should have, uh, listen, maybe Chapel Rowan should have beaten up a kid herself.
That wouldn't have gone well.
Well, it sounds like a Chapel Rowan problem at that point.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, Chapel Rowan should have went up to the kid and called them a more gas-stugin and
indie nerd.
And we would have been, we would have been feeling a lot better about this whole situation.
It doesn't seem like great on the Chapel Rowan here.
Like, if the kid was just smiling and waving, come on.
There is a middle.
That's the whole point.
One side is very extremely saying one thing and the other side is saying very extremely-
I don't know.
The other side is saying anything.
I mean, the other, I guess the other side is saying, respect my bad.
I don't play about my breakfast.
But the Chapel Rowan didn't like say what like fully happened.
It was just respect my boundaries.
I don't play about my breakfast.
Like it doesn't say like the kid approached me like wanting an autograph.
And I, you know, was very clear.
I wasn't going to do that at this time.
It's just respect my boundaries.
Don't play.
I don't play about my breakfast.
Like anybody can say that.
I'm very curious as to what this breakfast was that she was so like wanting this breakfast.
I mean, if it was at a hotel, probably not like green.
Yeah, if it's a good hotel, then it's going to be a good breakfast.
I've had good breakfast at good hotels.
Okay.
Not always, you know, it's not always runny eggs and, you know, garbage.
Sometimes the eggs are real.
Sometimes the pancakes are fresh.
Sometimes the muffins are legitimate.
Waffles?
What if they were waffles?
What if she was like, I was making an egg waffle and bacon, she had vegetarian.
She strikes me as a vegetarian.
But regardless, whatever she's eating, it's good enough that she was all about it.
A Brazilian breakfast, whatever that would consist of, probably lots of different meats.
So I guess the vegetarianism is out the window.
I would have been all over that too.
I wouldn't play about that breakfast either.
And I also would love to know Tony Khan's thoughts on breakfast.
Well, you can't eat eggs in the afternoon because that makes you gay.
So don't do that.
Oh, shit.
That must mean I'm very gay.
Did you love breakfast any time?
Yeah, we need, you know what?
This is the perfect opportunity for for a Muslim and Malcolm to ask Chappell Roan.
About her waffle.
That's the crossover that we need.
It's probably going to have security punch him as well.
That's fine.
He can punch back.
Have you seen this guy?
He's stalking.
Yeah.
I'm just people he could take you out.
Yeah.
I mean, Malcolm's a big dude.
He's a strong dude.
Yeah.
He's not a Muslim for, you know, no reason.
That's true.
Out here.
So.
I like Ryan's idea.
Maybe it was big old lights.
Yeah.
Pizza in the morning.
You can, you can do that.
Yeah.
It's not just for summertime.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I don't know.
What's your favorite Chappell Roan song, Joel?
Pink Pony Club.
I knew.
Yeah.
That's correct.
I think it's, I think it's on my kids playlist somewhere.
That's a song.
Like that's not a kid song.
Or neither of most of the K-pop demonunter soundtrack.
But here I am having to put those on a card for a kid.
We're gonna do it.
At least I'm gonna figure it out.
Louie saying he looks like he has three kinds of white monster for breakfast.
No, you man, Tony joins the show this morning.
We're gonna ask him about his breakfast.
Does he play about his breakfast?
We'll see.
He's not going to join this.
No.
He ain't got this early.
Come on.
No, he's not that he's not up this early. He's a hundred percent up this early. That's not the issue. That man doesn't sleep.
That's where he's just doing better shit than this.
Yeah, although the fun, it would be the funniest jump scare we did.
Oh, man. Is today the anniversary of the WCW acquisition?
Sure. I don't know. I'm pretty sure. Oh my god, maybe it is.
I feel like that was March 23rd, 2001. Here we are.
It's been 25 years. The worst day in sports and entertainment history.
26 years. Oh, 25 years. This is 2020.
Can you count? No, not at all. What do you have to show us?
All right, I'm just checking.
We've been through this. I'm not a mathematician.
25 years since the acquisition of WCW by WWF, we're quote pennies on the dollar.
We're paid panties on the dollar pennies on the dollar.
I know the penny. The penny has not been in the US circulation,
but we haven't had it longer in the circulation.
What a wild weekend. That was as grace. Why was it?
What if they did panties on the dollar?
Oh, then I guess the man would still be booking those kinds of matches.
I like you. Yeah, there you go. Ryan knows. I don't play about my WCW.
Fair. WCW rolled.
Shout out to the family and rest in peace to Dennis Condrie. Midnight Express.
Pass away this weekend. You want to talk about WCW and the NWA and Mid-South and
the history of professional wrestling and one of the best tag teams ever, which he was a part of.
Yeah, passed away this weekend. And sad news. It was early 70s.
And Dax Harwood did post a GoFundMe with the consent of, I think it was his wife,
he said he spoke about putting together a GoFundMe to cover funeral expenses.
If you have the ability and you want to donate, you can do that.
It's I believe it's pinned to Dax's Twitter pages and it's going around.
I know that we probably have posted the GoFundMe at one point in our
fightful on our new site. So go check that out if you're interested.
And yeah, we send our love to one of one of tag team wrestling's greatest performers.
Yeah, that news came out like Saturday night, Friday night.
It was very late, unfortunately.
Yeah, Dennis Condrie, Midnight.
Influence a lot of what you see in tag team wrestling, at least throughout the years.
And nowadays, the style has changed so much, but obviously like FTR is still very true to
that style of wrestling and likes to always make sure to pay tribute to that style of Southern tag team wrestling.
But go back and watch when wrestling was actually kind of Dennis Condrie was doing it.
This is one of those times where I know a lot of people don't care to listen to Jim Cornett's
opinions on. Yeah, but this is even opinion. He's going to have stories and stuff.
This is going to be a very different Jim when he does record about his friend.
And that's one of the things that I am, I don't want to say looking forward to because that's
kind of sounds macabre, but I think people know what I mean when I say it.
It will be very tasteful. It will be a lot of stories.
Eologizing his friend is probably a good way to put it, but that's one time where I'm looking
forward to seeing what Jim Cornett will say about his friend and the life that they had together.
Because man, they had several years doing this thing.
Yeah, years and decades almost.
Yeah, actually, probably looking close to 1970s. Yeah, we're up there, baby.
I'm going to be saying no cursing, but can you give us a tease?
I'm not using the letter that comes before the FT's.
The solo and the seco is tease.
Yes. Big, big fans of soon to be Roman Reigns' light, solo seco.
Can you get your finger on the button?
No, you're going to get your finger on the button because of all this over chat.
No, all right, then I'm just going to read it.
But no fun, Bull.
I've got to pop my dick, man.
Fine, I mean, this is what we call people who skip breakfast.
That's me all the day, and I don't play about it either.
See? Well, it gets it.
Talk to the different people.
Yeah, I get it, you know, don't play about your breakfast.
I know people who I know my wife is not necessarily a morning person,
but she's got to have her coffee and a breakfast in the morning.
And then she becomes more of a person after that.
She makes this very clear to the kids, and they don't care.
But I get where she's coming from.
She doesn't, you know, take them out back and throw them into a ditch.
Like, Chapel Roans did, but...
First of all, let's get her right.
Chapel Roan didn't do it. The security did it.
All right, like, she ordered them to do.
That's better. She ordered them.
She didn't personally carry it out.
That matters in the court of the law.
Public opinion is different.
But, you know, we're talking about legalities here.
Oh, yeah, I get it with the breakfast and stuff.
That's fun.
You can't...
I still think Chapel Roan could have reacted in a little bit of a better way.
At least the security could have, you know.
Maybe she would have reacted better if she had had her breakfast first.
Something with which she does not play.
But, like, you got to understand, like, the position...
How long has she been up?
That's the real question.
Wow, wonderful.
You know, if she'd only been up for like five minutes
and was going to get a breakfast, okay.
Like, if she's been up for like an hour and then is going to get breakfast,
like, that's her own fault.
Get it earlier.
And then you got to understand, if you've been up,
like, you've had time to, you know, come to your senses a little bit by that point.
So, I did...
We got to get to the bottom of this story.
This is the maybe Chapel Roan's security attack Tony Storm.
Because Tony Storm was trying to ask her about breakfast.
She was trying to ask her, like, hey, how do you like your breakfast?
And she's like, I don't play about my breakfast.
Security, get her.
And then Tony Storm's dead now.
I mean, it's entirely possible.
These are questions that we need Tony to answer.
To Chapel Roan, take out Tony Storm.
Well, Tony Cobb's, I'm going to tell us this.
He's going to tell us, watch the show.
I'm fine.
Maybe he can watch a window as well.
We just said, what's going on?
That's what we need to do.
We need to bring back the watchalongs.
And it's Tony watching Dynamite with us.
Well, while he's doing Dynamite,
we need to do what they used to do for Rampage.
They'll get together at someone's house and watch it together,
have some popcorn and some set of things.
That was something that brought you to talk about.
I don't know.
I don't wonder.
She would have watched in the hours,
like Tom Collision, she would have been wide awake.
I don't know about that.
I need to ask about Chapel Roan breakfast at the scrum.
That's right.
I don't.
Are there scrum questions?
And there are interviews with Tony question.
We have them separated for a reason.
Well, I mean, look, if Tony joined the show today,
which he's not going to,
I would ask him about the ricochet tweets,
like it's not like we're going to just have a full-on,
friendly conversation with Tony.
And I think that's why he's probably not going to do it,
because he probably knows, like,
I like these guys so allegedly.
But I also don't feel like answering these questions right now,
because let's let it die down a little bit.
Because you know, a week from now,
when he starts doing media again,
that was going to care about this stuff, unfortunately.
Well, see now that you've mentioned it,
he's definitely not coming on the show.
Well, he's like, yeah, I know.
Well, he wasn't going to join us in the first place.
Listen, it'll be very funny if he did.
Matthew Huxing.
I'm not getting more people mad at us in this website.
If we like legitimately get Tony gone on,
and all we do is spend the entire time talking about breakfast and stuff,
do you know like how many people are going to be
in our mentions of like, wow, you guys aren't real journalists of like,
I'm not dealing, I barely dealt with it last time.
I do not want, I do not want Sean to deal with it even even more.
So that's unfair to anybody here.
It won't be in my mentions because my shit's locked down.
Sure, but I don't want, again, Sean has a deal with most of it.
I don't want to put that on Sean.
Like, how did you guys get Tony gone on the show?
And you didn't ask him about this, this, this, and this.
And it was just all PR fluff.
And this is why you guys are paid by AEW and all this stuff.
Like, I just, I don't feel like more of it.
Yeah, it's just given what someone's saying.
You know, Ryan's saying, I don't want real journalism on this show.
I want breakfast questions.
Well, we'll get to there, but like, we got to ask about
the actual stuff going on.
And then we can, whatever answer he gets, he gives us, he gives us,
but he's not going to give us any answer.
But, and then we'll talk about the fun stuff like breakfast.
Maybe he'd be like, I want a full English breakfast.
I'd be like, you're a liar.
You're not eating blood pudding.
Maybe you are.
That's our asses by guys.
Yeah.
Oh, Tony gone.
That's legitimately what it would be.
That's right.
I don't want to do that posting the show.
I don't want to do that to Sean.
I don't do it to me because people would actually
find me if that was the case.
Yours is fine.
You got it.
You got it on the lockdown.
But like, I don't want cares about me.
It's fine.
Yeah, I don't want to do that to me.
The people who run the social media, they'd have to deal with it all as well.
Like, it's just, it's not worth it.
Oh, 100%.
It's not going to matter.
But like, if we outright avoid
like asking about like the ricochet and the, the, uh, uh, the bid,
like, specifically the ricochet, the bid.
I don't think people like care as much about you.
Cause you know, that's, that's fun.
That's not like, let's be mad about this.
Then, you know, people are going to be,
people legitimately have, have every rights to be mad.
I'm, I'm not gonna be kidding.
Like, if Tony did any other podcast and this stuff wasn't asked,
we would be mad at them.
Like, how do you not ask these questions when it's a topic right now?
So it'd be hypocritical for us to be like, ah, well,
we just want to have fun type of thing.
And then not, when I know I would be mad if he did any other
podcast and that stuff wasn't asked.
So I wouldn't do it.
Again, if he showed up the jumps, the jump scare would be worth it alone.
Just pops up in the background and they're like, ah, how's this?
Do you think I could fake a jump scare?
Like an hour from now and be like, oh, I mean, you could try.
But now that you've said you're going to do it, it feels a little,
let's see if people remember an hour from now when I do this.
Ah, God, who knows if we'll still be going an hour from now.
All right, where are we going to do?
Should we talk about collision in a few minutes?
Oh, the mayor of Rio de Janeiro banned Chappelle,
Chappell Rhone from performing at a music festival and I said,
I doubt Shakira would do that.
That's pretty beastly.
Wasn't that honestly?
Yeah, because she was supposed to play like,
Lollapalooza Rio or something.
Well, now she ruined that by,
by having her security guard,
ether this kid and then take them and throw them into the dumpster behind the hotel.
So that's her own doing.
No, I don't know, it's not going to happen.
What's not going to happen?
She's still, it's Lollapalooza Brazil.
She's going to, they'll be fine.
They're going to be fine.
There's going to be some sort of, you know,
apology or whatever.
This was the apology.
I don't play about my breakfast.
No, she shouldn't play about her breakfast.
They didn't, ah, man, Yahoo, you ruined it.
You didn't even use the term play about my breakfast.
Why fans think the band crossed the line?
Yeah, she got breakfast just walked into the room.
Gosh, I've been disgusted.
I know the kids aren't watching now.
So I could say this stuff.
Anyway, the point of this being,
chapel did nothing wrong.
More kids, you just,
her security guard,
drop kicked a kid in the face,
took him up to the second balcony
and then threw it over the balcony and into the pool.
What do you mean?
Root, it's, that's how you feel about children.
I get it.
It's my God.
You told me about pronouns earlier.
I'm trying to make sure,
through they them, into the pool.
I don't hate kids.
Jeremy's the one talking about.
Joel completely understands the security guard
because his kid tried to play about his breakfast.
It's like, eat this fridge door for breakfast.
Yes.
Because I, I, like, travel alone,
do not play about my breakfast.
Maybe the kid,
this security guard,
beat this kid with a fridge door
and then throw it in the freezer.
Like, come on, you can't do that to a child.
I'm children need to be taught manners.
This child clearly had none.
And as a result, bad vibes, bad breakfast.
And you can't play with breakfast,
except for the most important meal of the day.
Maybe the kid,
was just a giant,
ashes.
The kid just smiled and waved.
Yeah, who does that?
That's true.
And now the kid can't smile or wave anymore
because the security guard
took the kid and cut all its fingers off.
They'll learn this smile again.
They smile.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Couldn't just cut the hand off, right?
No, not the hand, just the fingers.
I said he couldn't just cut the hand off.
No, no, no.
It's more damaging if it's just the fingers.
The fingers take more out of the stick.
The kid can't smile anymore
because the security guard took the kid
and stitched its mouth shut.
And so now it's just...
It's just closed.
See, I thought maybe it was going to be that
they took the parapliers and picked every two now one by one.
Now, because you could still smile with no teeth.
Not happily, you can't.
Well, now the security guard has gotten
the mouth stitched.
And so it's just...
Look at these kishes.
Look at them like this all done.
Why?
Why does this kid do it all the time?
Because his fingers are cut off, Joe!
Anyway, the kids deserve it.
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I better have my ex-sauce just right.
I don't play with my brother.
He says that's what's funny is that now,
whoever cooks for Chapel Road is going to be on edge,
because you don't know.
If breakfast isn't good,
they're going to come after her.
He's they're going to come after the cook.
They're just going to fucking ruin their day,
fired on the spot.
That kid should be hired to beat in Chapel Road's new cook
to make up for all of their indispressions.
They're all of their, you know what I mean?
I just keep running scenarios of what the scary card did to this.
Scary.
I got so many ideas of what this scary card did to this kid.
Yeah, stop watching TV at night.
I watched, we watched the Jay and Silent Bob movies this weekend.
That's what I did with my weekend.
Yeah, we watched strike back and then reboot this weekend.
So reboot was the best show ever created.
Well, Jay and Silent Bob reboot.
I'm talking about the show reboot.
I never saw it.
Really with the animated show,
the inside of computer, mainframe?
Bob the Guardian?
No.
No.
Dot?
No idea what you're talking about.
Really?
I mean, it was a Canadian show,
but like it did pretty well.
So, anyway, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're,
I believe you.
I'm just saying I never saw it.
Some company like bought the tapes years later
and like they were storing them.
It's really cool.
Great show.
Great show.
Go watch that.
Yeah, people, people in the chat remember reboot,
because it was one of the best shows ever.
Very ahead of its time, actually.
Right.
I never seen it.
Oh, that's fine.
Yeah, I love the idea that yeah, the kid,
the kid and the security guard.
It's exactly like Batista and Reem's area.
It's the, the board on the bodyboard
and they, the security guard just slammed the bodyboard
with the kid on it into the, into a fridge or something.
This security guard put this kid on the board
and instead of waterboarding it,
just egg-aborted it.
Just continued to pour eggs on this kid's face
and while saying over and over again,
Shappel Rowan doesn't play about her breakfast
and then continued to just pour eggs.
But it was always a mixture of eggs.
It's like, oh, now you're getting scrambled eggs.
Now you're getting over easy eggs.
Now you're just getting straight yolk eggs.
And now just, they're throwing hard boiled eggs at this kid.
This kid got gourmet egg-boarded
for smiling and trying to wave at Shappel Rowan.
I feel like Shappel Rowan wouldn't allow it
because those are nice gourmet eggs
that you want to keep around.
Ah, she's rich. She doesn't care.
It's fair. She could just buy more eggs.
Yeah.
She got those like pigeon eggs, you know what I'm saying?
The pigeon eggs?
Yeah.
Those can't be a delicacy.
Sure they are.
I feel like pigeon eggs are easy to find
and then I could just go outside my window
and find them.
Not these pigeon eggs.
These are pigeons from the Southwest.
Yeah.
I don't know about that.
These are diamond-crusted pigeon eggs.
I don't know. Do they come out that way?
Or are they diamond-crusted themselves?
I don't know how this stuff works.
She's, yeah, she's eating ostrich eggs.
She got dodo bird eggs.
She's got the theory egg, you know?
Yeah, the 2001 theory.
That thing's very difficult to find.
Netflix sends her a new one every day.
She even fabricates eggs?
How?
They find a way for her.
Meanwhile, this kid has to eat eggs through a straw
because they've had their mouth...
It can't even eat it through a straw.
It can't open its mouth at all.
It's...
It's awful.
All right, should I say what I was just thinking there?
Well, it depends.
How bad is it?
You've seen the South Park episode
where they stick the food up their butt
and then poop out their mouth?
That's what this kid has to do.
Except she can't poop because her mouth is shut.
So her poop just gets logged into her mouth.
Anyway, leave it.
That's what Shappa Rose's security guard did to this kid, Joel.
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Never to be seen again because Shappa Rose is going to sunt us down.
We've said...
We've said her name too many times
and now she feels the boundaries are being disrespected.
She should join us.
She should.
We should send Shappa Rose a message.
Do you a Shappa Rose?
We understand you love breakfast.
Please join us on our morning show to discuss what breakfast you love.
Do you have a lot of time?
She is a wrestling fan.
She is a wrestling fan.
We should hold.
All right, let's do the tweet.
Do you do it in this?
Yeah, yeah, I'll do it.
Hold on.
Is she on the Twitter?
She's got to be.
She's got to be.
Hold on.
Because I don't do the Instagram.
So...
Yeah, she's at Chapel Road.
She doesn't have a ton of followers.
Oh man, when's the last time she tweeted?
Since like 2025.
Yeah, I don't feel like this is going to go well but we'll try it anyway.
Yeah, she has not replied to anything.
Yeah, we'll try it.
Yeah, just people posting photos.
Yeah.
Hello.
Chapelle Rowan.
Yeah, why haven't we done a Dave Chapelle Chapel Rowan crossover?
Yeah, I don't know.
How would we?
How would we?
Yeah, it feels like, oh, actually, I don't think Dave Chapelle would do it.
Because, you know, anyway.
Hello, Chapelle Rowan.
Hope you are enjoying.
You're breakfast.
Nice.
Please join our morning show
to discuss breakfast and wrestling.
We don't play about either.
That's right.
We take breakfast very seriously.
Thank you.
All right.
Fact after the show, I'm going to go have more breakfast.
Same.
Nice.
Wait a minute.
Chapelle Rowan vans are pulling up to your house right now.
Yeah.
Some people have ice agents show up at their door.
Jeremy gets Chapelle Rowan.
Oh my god.
Tiki and Chapelle Rowan on our show at the same time will be the most
scary and weird experience ever.
Let's do it.
Oh, man.
So how did your show blow up?
I can't even begin to tell you how.
Just watch it.
Is it nighttime in Brazil?
No, they're not that far apart.
She's not in Brazil.
She back?
Well, I don't know.
She got banned because the president was like, you ain't Shakira.
So get out.
Shakira was Colombian, not Brazilian.
I don't know.
Shakira rules though.
I mean, she does until you try to mess with her breakfast.
And you find out that she's also very serious about it.
Shakira wouldn't do that.
Shakira did Zootopia, man.
She gets it.
It's 11 feet.
Yeah, they're an hour ahead in Brazil.
Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
Fine.
Walla Paloza, Brazil.
Is it?
It's over, right?
Yeah, it was only this weekend.
Is she like headlining?
Livia Rodrigo drove Justin Timberlake.
Really Justin Timberlake?
Jesus.
Alanis Morissette.
What have we got?
Sean Mendez?
Tool.
What's that song he did?
Pete stitches?
Yeah, I think that's it.
Stitches.
We covered that.
That's named after that kid now.
Jesus.
All right, that got me.
Hold on.
There's no way that that was part of it.
Come on.
Show me you show me the actual
information.
Oh my god, they've already shut down the site to give me the 2027
screw you.
Uh, instant.
Get the actual.
The actual wall of the loser lineup.
Oh my god, this sucks.
Okay, okay.
Here was Sunday.
Tyler the creator was one of the
tops.
Lord.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Katzai and
Lord rules.
Yeah.
Well, what else was there?
Is that it for that?
Okay, that was Sunday.
What's going on?
What was Saturday?
It was on the Saturday gimmick.
Come on.
Show me the
friggin lineup.
Instagram sucks for this game.
Let me tell you.
All right, fine.
Lola, Paloza, Brazil.
Line up.
Jeez, they really make this impossible.
All right, you keep searching for that.
I'm going to talk.
All right, so I'm going to hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Okay, fine.
Sabrina Carpenter was the headliner on Friday, the 20 rules.
And Chappell Rohn was the headliner for the 21st was Saturday.
And then Tyler, the creator of the headliner for Sunday
with turn style as well.
Turn style.
Yeah, turn style was opening for Tyler, the creator.
Yeah, turn style was opening for Tyler, the creator.
That's what the security guard beat that kid with a turn style.
Did we get the turn style account?
After we beat the kid with it.
Deftones, they headlined Friday on the Galaxy stage.
Skrillex had lined on Saturday on the Galaxy stage.
And Lord, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, she was the Sunday on the flying fish stage.
Flying fish.
I just a bunch of Brazilian bands that you have never heard of.
You're a cat's eye.
Exactly.
And then there was, yeah, there was the fairy stage that's also a bunch of locals.
Anyway, not a great lineup this year.
My God, the Viagra boys.
Is a legitimate name for a band, the Viagra boys.
Did they like pass out Viagra at the show?
I mean, they were early enough in the day.
There was about an hour in between their set.
And then Interpol was next.
And they opened for you take Viagra to Interpol.
Okay.
You gave me a thumbs up.
And then Deftones were that by that night.
All right.
On the Galaxy stage, the Budweiser stage was the main stage.
Okay.
Yes, Ryan, do I have a memory of it?
No, my memory, as people know, it was awful.
So if I've only seen the episode like once,
which I've only seen it once, I got no real memory.
Of especially kids like years ago and everything,
like I can only remember
if I saw it maybe a week ago.
Or I'd have to see it multiple times.
But yes, I have seen it.
Just got no memory of it.
I also don't remember anything.
More kids should get beat up in my pop star people.
Why?
Pop star security.
It's true.
The Vagra boy should have been performing on the Bluetooth stage.
I feel like that's a conflict of interest.
For whom?
No one's dick.
Tell you that much.
Good.
I'd never mixed Viagra and Bluetooth.
I don't know what the results are.
I think I've had to do in my lifetime.
How do you feel like that would be a problem?
I think keeps saying that flying fish was a client of theirs.
Either that or Sean woke up and decided that we once
had flying fish as a sponsor.
Or Rob's awake and suddenly flying fish is something that he used to work with too.
I don't know.
Why do people use that faithful account of ours?
What are you talking about?
I'm not kidding.
Flying fish was a client of mine.
Okay.
I believe you.
There are multiple people use this account myself.
Oh.
Okay.
To which we had to decipher whether it was Kate, Robert, Sean.
Oh.
When it's Sean.
I thought it was pretty obvious.
No, no.
Usually when it's Sean, it's just like loud,
trolling.
Yeah.
Like all caps.
Yeah.
I thought it was obvious considering them posting
and then chat the entire time.
Oh, who knows.
People just take over.
Everyone's in the same room.
Okay, sure.
Listen, these people don't play with their breakfast in there.
Sure.
That's fine.
Where are we?
Have we done talking about breakfast?
Never.
All right.
Oh, I thought we were going to talk about
Shaperone's security guard more.
I mean, if you'd like to.
Okay.
I have more ideas of what the security guard did with the kids.
I mean, I'm sure you do.
Go ahead.
The security guard made the kid watch a Leo Rush match
from this weekend.
Fuck.
That's my transition.
Now we do have to transition into this
collision was over the weekend.
We can do what happened as we told you.
Jeremy didn't spoil anything.
Instead, he gave you the basically the bedding lines.
I'm scared to ask what just happened off camera.
My wife's in the room.
No, she's looking like a vending machine.
B7.
Is there a guy around there?
You either get the reference or you don't, Joe.
I ain't paying attention to the most.
Okay.
Anyway, uh, yeah.
So we did, we just gave you the bedding lines.
You knew, you knew who was going to win every match
in that particular show.
People are, people are making me ridiculous humans.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, uh, Leo Rush is a golem.
He's, he's, he's golem psycho.
And yet they cut the legs out from under him already.
I mean, oh, because he lost.
You can't create a brand new character
when you're already a big loser and then be
booked to lose with your brand new character.
Because they, as not a loser character,
they're not trying to get him over.
Let's be honest.
Well, then you have to tell him,
stop trying new things because you're losing.
It's a two-sided issue.
No, the issue is they wanted to just do something
and, or Leo Rush wanted to do this character.
And they're like, yeah, sure.
And so they're doing it.
Like they have, they're not booking him strong.
If they cared to actually make this a thing,
they wouldn't have just had him come out with no explanation.
I'm like, hey, where's action and dready
and your little spike jacket at?
It's in Jacksonville.
Instead, he's junior, gallant, black over here
and wrestling how he's wrestling.
Just a, it doesn't.
It's like, what is the point of the character
if you're just going to beat him?
There is no point to the character.
That's the point, Joel.
Why do you, why do you give him the full entrance
and do the whole presentation?
Because they're like, we need to use Leo Rush
and you've been doing this character.
So here you go.
Do the whole thing that you want to do.
I'm just guessing Bald equals a book to the HW.
It's a fair play.
Here you go.
It's a good point.
The Bald, are you get the more work you do?
I don't think they have any,
I get what you're saying.
I'm like, why do you all this?
But you are theorizing
they have plans for him beyond just beating him on television.
And they don't.
It's not even that because I think you and I
we understand what's happening to me
from a booking and like a producer standpoint.
If you start someone on a new path,
you want to make sure that that path has a trajectory.
And if that path, from a storytelling standpoint,
just gets the legs cut out from under it
and immediately is bound to be losing,
then there is no path.
And therefore, this character is a flaw.
It's a flaw.
But at that point, why isn't there someone backstage saying,
hey, are you sure you want to do this?
Because you're going to lose.
And if this is a character that you want to be
a winning character or a different presentation,
they don't want them to be a winning character.
That's a point.
But that's what I'm getting at.
If someone has his interest in mind,
why isn't someone saying,
hey, are you sure you want to do this?
Because it's going to lose on TV a bunch.
And if you want this character to be more than that,
and maybe you want to do it on the Indies or in a different spot,
are you sure this is what you want to do?
But also, I don't know what Leo Rush wants to be doing.
Because I think Leo Rush is happy to be on television,
which fares.
And I get that.
That's the thing.
That's why there's a difference between being way past your prime
and trying to do something new and getting beat
and still trying to figure out your spot
in the wrestling world.
In Leo's case, he's been around for a long time.
He's still young.
He's been in and out of wrestling himself.
So I get it from the Leo Rush standpoint.
I'm just speaking from a presentational standpoint
of any character.
This is probably not something I would advise someone to do
if they were just a regular every day,
not Leo Rush person.
It just felt weird.
It just felt like, okay, it looks cool.
This is different.
It's scary.
Ah, he lost.
They told you immediately, like,
now don't worry about this guy.
He just looks weird.
Because they,
they're not actually pushing this character.
And everyone knows they're not actually pushing this character.
Maybe it leads to something at some point.
I think Leo Rush is probably smart enough to know
that again, this isn't a character
that's going anywhere right now.
But where was this character going before that?
You're just paired with action and dreading.
What are you doing losing the entire time?
And now you haven't been on television for months since then.
So yeah, even though this character is losing
and its first match and presentation here,
Leo Rush is probably thinking.
And I don't blame him for this line of thinking.
Well, this new character is at least going to get me on television
for a little while.
Maybe I lose, but maybe something catches
and then they're almost forced to put me
in something else.
And like, I understand
that line of thinking.
It's, it's, let me try something new
and it works.
I'm in the same position that I was in
six months ago doing nothing.
And it best this actually works and I'm in a better position.
I think, I think what I would have done.
And I see Kate, you know, saying it's Blackheart versus Blackheart.
Yeah, I get it.
It's like, it's like putting pack in a match against gravity
and everyone's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You get what you're doing here.
Oh, well, budget ship posters, 6.9 billion.
And instead, what we could have done differently
if this was, you know, if this was building to something different
or maybe we were giving him a new character
was like, haven't went a match on collision any other week.
And like, do the presentation.
Let him flesh it out.
And like, eventually, lose to a guy like,
chop it. Don't get me wrong.
And the match itself was good.
Like, that's not a question.
Congratulations, fine.
It was good.
I know.
It's trying to, Leo's trying to wrestle a different style
in this character too.
So like, that's going to take time for him to figure out.
He's doing little things that are cool
and little things that are kind of whatever.
They're, the big spot for him is doing that
like dog running through the middle road.
Yeah, that spot is not good.
A low pay thing is like, he thinks that's the spot
that's going to get a, you know, viral notice.
But it's like, I mean, he did, but maybe not in the best way.
Yeah, exactly.
So if you're going to do, in my opinion,
if you were going to do this Leo Rush rebrand
and do the refocus and new music and new,
I guess it's his music.
But if you're going to do something new with Leo,
to me, the best thing would have been
a couple of weeks of him winning matches.
And then he gets to a point where it's like,
there is a glass ceiling.
And the glass ceiling in this case would have been
champa who then goes after whatever he's after,
which is, I guess, the TNT title again,
or whichever title he's going to go after next.
It was just a timing thing.
It was just a presentation standpoint.
Can you are,
you are trying to give this Leo Rush
gimmick more credit than they care to give it?
I do.
I think they probably should have had some explanation
and still like why he's all of a sudden like this
instead of just bringing him an out
and acting like there's something new to this.
Yeah, that'd be good.
But let's not act like this is like a new thing in wrestling.
We're literally seeing it on the other company.
Remember Luca Cristofino who's a lawyer,
mobster, and now all of a sudden he's
whatever gimmick he's doing, homeless DJ.
Yeah, like now he just like switches up
what happened here?
This just happens in wrestling.
I wish there was matches though.
What?
Is he winning those matches?
He's not wrestling,
but he's just winning.
They're just doing vignettes.
Okay, and I feel like he'll win those matches.
Maybe, maybe, but he's got to actually wrestle first.
But it's only Valve.
Like Leo's winning on ROH,
so I think I don't actually know.
He's winning on the Indies, you know?
So that's the thing.
It's like it's doing the Indies.
And if you're going to have this character on the Indies,
like you may want to preserve it a little bit
and not make it look totally awful.
He's...
Yeah, the Luca thing has not been on TV yet, but I think I could.
Yeah, it's been on TV.
Like he hasn't wrestled.
I mean, he hasn't wrestled on TV,
but my point back to the Luca thing is that
he's probably going to debut that character and win
to establish them.
We don't know that, though.
He's not damn...
He's kind of a loser, like...
He's not damn Nathan.
He's not...
Like that was the one time where they did all those vignettes
and it turned out to be a hilarious, like,
it was all about Momos and Joe just beating Dan Nathan.
They did the same thing with Giovanni Vinci.
They did all those vignettes and then he lost them three seconds.
Did they...
This is not anything new.
Yeah, but it's not...
It's not common.
We put it like that.
Oh, man.
Like I see Robinson, I was like really not a fan of the Leo Rush character.
And I understand why.
Like, it's different.
I don't think it's great.
I give Leo full marks for trying
whether or not it works as a totally different question.
And if it doesn't work for you, then yeah, I get it.
Hey, yeah, the inspiration were the other team
that I was gonna go to,
but also the inspiration were kind of
expected to get squashed that quickly.
I can't hold of that.
I mean, I expected that out of the Brawling Birds.
I kind of expected that to be the way that went.
I get it that sometimes there's like a 60-40 in the 50-50.
It's like Will Osprey and Blake Christian, right?
Right, right, match, wrong winner.
But the point of that being the inspiration,
I expected a bit of a squash.
I don't know what they're doing with the inspiration at this point.
ROH.
Are they on ROH?
Did they get it?
They were on the tapings?
Yeah, they were at the tapings.
Good. They can, when the ROH women's tag titles
that they'll inevitably make.
Yeah, so it's just...
It's not that big.
I always don't weigh too much time on this,
but apparently this was the only one talking point.
Well, it's more of that.
It's evil, that's it.
It's also more about talking about a character's presentation versus,
you know, how you release it,
the rollout process of a character.
Right, and there is a way to roll this stuff out
if they care about the character,
and they don't care about the character.
They're just like,
yeah, you want to do this thing?
Sure, go for it.
Like you're gonna lose.
And that's going to be that.
Again, I think Leo Rush is looking at it of
I can either do nothing,
like I've been doing for six months now.
I don't know if it's been six months,
but just go with me.
It's been months.
I can either do nothing like I've been doing for months,
or I can try this new character.
Yeah, I might lose,
but maybe something catches.
Maybe I can get into
I don't know the triangle of madness and
be with them in some way.
And then it can work for me.
I can get something more on television.
That's like,
I understand that line of thinking for Leo.
It's for me personally,
as we will know, I don't care about these like spooky kind of characters.
They don't really do anything
for me.
I respect that Leo is,
he's changed his style up to like match the character.
The style isn't really for me.
It had like dog jumping around the ring
and then going into like,
you kill your momentum doing that.
It doesn't even make sense as like a wrestling move.
Just run off the ropes and do the dive.
Like you get way more momentum.
Like dog jumping around and then doing a quick run.
It's a dumb move like K-fabe and reality.
So it doesn't do anything for me.
He's trying with this stuff.
It just, it doesn't work for me.
It just doesn't.
And I get that.
That's why.
But I just, I noticed it and I was like,
oh, we brought him in.
You just beat him on a new character.
But okay, you know, I understand the person.
It's more the reasoning.
That's one of these.
I think, but there's a cap on these characters too.
Out there.
There you.
There just is though, especially in a company like AEW.
I just don't think this stuff works as well in AEW.
I think WWE, you can do it a little bit because you can,
they, they're so vignette heavy and
they're willing to do this sort of
spooky outside the box kind of stuff.
Most of it turns out campy, but you can get on television
and you can like win titles.
I mean, House of Black was like,
it wasn't really for me.
But they did well in the, the element of time
that Alistair was there.
They won the trio titles back when those titles
mattered and did stuff with that.
Alistair got the feud with Cope that again
did nothing for me.
But at least that's still a big time program for him.
But look where, look where like Brodie's at now
compared to where he was in House of Black.
And I know it wasn't the focus in House of Black,
but Brodie's not doing any of that stuff now.
He's just Brodie King.
Now he's actually getting a push on stuff.
So I think there's just,
Julia Hart, again, she went somewhere on it,
but she didn't go with so far.
That's like, they don't do this spooky stuff.
Like yeah, they're the, they're the triangle of madness,
but they don't go like witchcraft kind of stuff.
She's just, that's like,
she's just down toxic spider, everything's tech,
everything's toxic, whatever.
Yeah, again, they don't do like all the mist and all that stuff.
Like, I think there's just a cap on that kind of stuff.
Yeah, I mean, I agree with you.
Also, whenever people talk about Brodie King and House of Black,
I now default to what Alistair Black said about Brodie King.
He was, he basically said it in an interview.
He said he made Brodie King in a way.
That one they were like, we're going to separate him from you.
And then they're going to, you know, he's going to be more popular.
Alistair basically made the whole thing about him.
He made, you made Brodie King's ascent all about him.
Oh, if I pull it off, I will when we're talking more.
But yes, oh god, if there's one thing Alistair Black's going to do,
go into business for himself.
I mean, the righteous, like they're, you know, they're not for me.
That's the other thing too.
So the match that they had against the Nemis on TNA this week was a very good match.
But from a righteous presentation standpoint,
they don't do it for me.
I'm just waiting for them to turn on the hardies and do a match like a broken whatever
against the hardies at rebellion.
That's all I got.
But otherwise like they don't do it for me, but the wrestling is very good.
Okay, and the righteous again, they're,
like this stuff doesn't really work because again, no one,
no one will actually commit to it.
And this is why, you know, of course, Alexa was camera.
Like the fiend, Dark Alexa, and the Wyatt six.
Like the Wyatt six are, like they're at where they're at.
There's, again, there's a cap on what they're actually going to do.
Like they're fine tag team division people.
Uncle Howdy is most likely never going to be the world champion.
Sorry, there's just a cap on that.
Bray, this is why I love Bray.
Bray committed and Bray pushed and Bray actually got stuff to work and got stuff done.
Maybe it wasn't for everybody.
And I completely understand that if it's not for everybody,
I know there was a lot of pushback on on Bray and like how much he did.
And like especially at the time he was doing it.
And now, since he sadly passed away, people
act like they were fans of it at the time or act like it was, you know,
better than they were saying it was at the time.
But this is why I always praise Bray.
And people thought it was in like a joky way.
And like some of it was facetious, but everything I say is facetious.
So, you know, but I always loved that Bray did commit to this stuff.
And did it go really outside the box like structure.
And it get his ideas presented in the way that he wanted
to get his ideas presented.
So yeah, Bray made this stuff work.
Bray was an anomaly when it comes to this.
Bray also fought.
And like every idea he had, he pitched it.
Every time he pitched it.
And he was almost merciless at the point where he was like
beat them into submission with his ideas.
So it wasn't a bad thing.
It was just he was, he was always there.
He was always.
Yeah.
And again, Bray was willing to push and take the risk that he got some benefit
to actually do, but it is because he pushed so hard.
Him and the undertaker though, those are the two people who have made it work.
So we are looking at, I mean, since the undertaker,
debuted in with 88, 890, something like that.
990 for these things.
990 for these things.
990 for the undertaker.
Okay.
So in however many decades, two people have been able to pull this kind of stuff off.
And now you think of how many spooky type of gimmicks they've done over the years.
And you can even like point to people like the boogie man and pop a shango and stuff.
Like it just, this stuff doesn't work.
It has a cap on it.
That's it.
There is a, there's a very real cap to this stuff.
And that's fine.
If you're willing to be capped.
Not, you know, not like that.
Yeah, not that.
Like if you're willing to be capped like that.
Kane, okay, Kane was an extension of the undertaker.
So that's, that's, that's fine.
And a, this was kind of spooky-ish.
This wasn't spooky.
A, this was just hardcore.
Like he was, he was just kind of a monster.
Yeah, monsters always existed in wrestling.
Like that was, like, the south would do monster gimmicks all the time.
And it wouldn't be spooky.
It would be spooky, but it wouldn't be magic spooky.
Yeah, it wasn't like supernatural.
Yeah, yeah, that's the word.
Yeah.
I'm not counting Demon Finn as spooky.
Nah, because he just convulses and falls in the floor.
And Demon Finn is just one, like a one-off.
You know, he's not doing that every single week.
So, yeah, I'm not counting Demon Finn in, in that, in that light.
Yeah.
I said to him, I think once I go in one direction,
you will eventually see a big explosion in regards to how you have been perceived.
I'm glad that we, now, I'm glad that we see now that because the whole reason I initially
told Tony Khan about Brody was because I already saw that.
I knew how good he could be.
I had to tone him down a little bit initially because he's a big human being.
I would say, I would like for you to be more effective.
One elbow from you equals dudes on the ground and not getting back up.
He picked up on that tremendously.
He's a good dude.
I have a lot of love for him.
We fight like brothers, and I'm very happy for him.
It's also black speaking to the stunner.
I'm going here this month, sure.
Taking all the credit for Brody, he's superboarding King's success.
Henry, yeah, thank you, Henry.
It's exactly it.
I mean, Brody and Alistair teamed on the Indies and stuff.
That was afterwards.
After they were in A.W.
Kings of Black Throne were, that was PWG.
I thought they teamed before they were aligned in A.W.
No, maybe you are right, but I can't.
My timeline on this stuff isn't good.
You know, COVID really messed everyone up.
I can't remember if Kings of the Black Throne was before or after.
It's Malachi, because Alistair, Malachi, Alistair, whatever you want to call him,
Tommy and they jumped right away.
I don't think there was time for them to team on the Indies.
No, I think they were friends and stuff.
Because everyone knew it was going to be Brody when they ultimately kind of aligned.
Yeah, they teamed in PWG before they teamed in A.W.
I wonder how close it was to that.
They teamed in PWG in September of 2021.
They didn't align in A.W.
until the beginning of 2022.
Okay, so there was a few months.
Yeah, okay.
Regardless, so they had worked together.
I knew that they had teams together in PWG.
Yeah, I thought it was before.
Because again, everyone knew like, oh, it's going to be Brody
when he started doing all the like teases and stuff,
because they were already teaming together.
All right, well, there it is.
What else from Collision?
Do we need to get into?
Roddy's joined the conglomeration officially.
Sure.
The only thing that gives me pause is Kyle O'Reilly, okay.
Yeah, that's the, you know, hopefully he is.
Because he was definitely set for like a big push
and unfortunately,
because of this injury, he's been sideline.
So that sucks.
And I hope that Kyle is okay.
And I ask because when it looked like Roddy was leaving
to do something else and leave the conglomeration story,
it looked like it was to get ready for something with Kyle
or at least something that would lead to the return of Kyle.
And now it's turned into, I'm joining the conglomeration
and I didn't join the dogs and I need my friends
and I love my friends and I'm your friend.
So I'm hopeful that Kyle's back soon.
I just, I heard that segment and I was like,
uh-oh, I hope Kyle's okay.
I guess we'll find out in due time.
Yeah, yeah, hopefully Kyle's good though.
Good tag match though.
With Roddy and Orange against lethal and Johnson.
Yeah, and now the dogs are like, this feud must continue.
Yeah, so how does something continue on dog time?
What is, what is dog time?
Well, it's like dog years, right?
You're an dog year, so seven years to one year.
Living in dog years, shout out to Narodica.
Yeah, so seven minutes and one minute?
I guess.
That's the only way I can think of it.
So every one minute is seven minutes in dog time?
Yes.
So Tony says you're opening up dynamite
then they're going to open up dynamite like an hour earlier, I guess.
If they're told they have a 15-minute match,
and they really have a two-minute match.
Yes.
So it just means real soon.
I guess I mean, dog time would be sped up
is what we're getting to.
Just dog time is faster.
So I guess it will happen sooner than later.
Well, it's happening on dynamite.
Oh, there you go, sooner than later.
I mean, I guess that's what they said.
On dog time, a dog time was in fact this Wednesday.
Yeah.
Again, Tony, we're here to discuss this with us.
We would have much better understanding of things like breakfast and dog time.
Tony, God, what is dog time?
And why are you living on it when these dogs are really living on it?
Maybe we got to we got to ask the dogs.
Are there multiple time zones?
Well, yeah, we know that.
We know there's multiple time zones.
Like that's maybe W proper.
Are there multiple time zones?
Well, in life, there's multiple time zones.
What are we talking about?
No, in spaces, there are multiple time zones.
But in life, there are multiple time.
Dog life savings time.
What are we getting at here?
The dogs are going to face the conglomerate dude again.
Okay.
Yeah.
And then the match will be two minutes in dog years.
Two minutes in dog time.
Like the dogs have to win this, right?
They're not just going to like lose again and be giant dorks.
But they can join Leo Rush.
Leo is a big dog.
So maybe it's going to be he does that dog spot.
Maybe they're going to do dogs.
Oh, juice.
Juiced.
Juiced.
Juiced.
Juiced.
He's a dog.
Yeah.
It's all bullet club adjacent.
So the bullet dogs.
The juiced is like certain hearing aid on people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then we're like Leo Rush and like juice.
We're just like, you know,
dog bouncing around.
They're just like.
And then road dog is their manager.
Oh, my god.
We've gone too far.
No, we haven't gone.
We haven't gone far enough.
I mean, and juice was a thing.
But we're we're not talking Find juice, baby.
Find juice is later on.
They were going to do that in 2028.
I want to see this gimmick.
We're like Leo Rush.
In juice Robinson or just like dog bouncing around backstage.
And then they go up to somebody and they do the pee on them thing.
And then that person like immediately gets attacked.
And so like, they're marking them by peeing on them.
It's like the Dan Housen curse, you know?
Like they're they're cursing with their piss.
Oh, piss curse.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like this could work.
I was going to say something, but I'm holding my mouth.
I'm going to hold my lips shut on this one.
Say it, coward.
No, absolutely not.
I will type it in the private chat.
All right, then I'll say it.
No, because I don't think you will.
Uh, uh, not if I have to curse.
I can't curse.
No, the league out of these things.
Oh, yeah, I can't say that.
Tomahiroishi will join me returns.
That's, that's the stone pit bull.
Should absolutely be a part of this.
Oh, King of the North gets it.
So anyway, the point is, yeah, that's literally what Jolti is.
Yes.
Uh, dog time.
Anyway, all the dogs will get together.
Uh, yes, there's that.
That'll be on on Wednesdays that night.
They'll probably win.
Right?
The dogs have to win.
The dog.
I think so.
There are a lot of dogs in AW right now.
That's true.
Had three Brody King.
Michael Vicks going to show.
It's going to start putting bets on the dogs.
I heard you.
Sorry.
Tear you.
Oh, God.
Anyway, uh, send our best to Josh Alexander.
Looks like he was injured in the trio's main event last night.
Very innocuous, getting his legs up to block.
Speed balls, uh, standing moonsaults and just knees on knees.
And that was that was it for him.
You can tell something.
Yeah, he's out quickly.
Yeah, he just, you saw him get over to make a tag to take a
catch to get out of the ring.
And that was it for him for the rest of the show.
But hopefully, hopefully, it's not bad.
I know that there's a feeling that it is, uh,
it is a legitimate injury to his leg.
And, uh,
who knows what comes next.
Again, another question of Tony joined us right now to talk about the show.
How, how is Josh?
Will he be okay?
What's the timeline?
Give us all the
thank God the non-cals family has 20 million people
because they all keep going down with some injury and it sucks.
They're going to add someone new.
Who's another Canadian that they can add?
What's RooShops who?
Probably put LFI back together.
He's facing Darby this week.
He is facing Darby this week.
Yeah.
Not, not Andrade.
It's going to be RooSh.
That's fine.
Yeah, Brian Cage seems to be ready.
I don't think Don Callis actually likes Brian Cage.
He just trolls him in every,
I don't know if he trolls him or
because like he
Cage and Callis work together at, uh,
they work together in impact.
So I'll look forward.
Well, something changed.
I think we just never liked each other,
but they all just did the bit just to get along.
Like maybe he's trolling,
but like he takes a shot at that man,
like every single day.
It's not
something mentally okay.
Yeah, like,
you know, I troll you on this show, Joel,
but we also do six hours a week together.
And then I also say nice things publicly sometimes.
Not a lot.
Very rare.
Yeah.
For Don Callis, like Brian Cage will have nothing to do with anything.
And Don Callis will take a shot at him.
Like again, maybe he's trolling,
but I don't know.
It doesn't, uh,
it doesn't feel like he is a lot of times.
I think he's just being a dick.
But then again, Don Callis used to very famously be completely in character
for every appearance he made.
Sure, but like the impact press pass.
Yeah, that's, I don't remember covering those.
Yeah, those suck.
Oh, speaking of, of impacts.
I was talking about this here in a second, but again,
Don Callis is talking about like,
Chuck Norris dying and taking a shot at Brian Cage.
Okay, that rules.
Is it Chuck Norris once told Brian Cage not to take so many bumps
and he started no cell like imposing RIP?
Oh, he just takes shots at home on, on this stuff.
But maybe, maybe he's trolling, maybe I don't know,
but it's anyway.
Were you about, were you about impacts?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I wanted to talk about this.
Uh, did, did we did, did we cost impact the UBS arena?
So, no, Carlos, actually will gardener, super fan of TNA, did it to TNA.
Uh, sorry, I guess we can, we'll go under the, we'll go under it for a second.
He was on Capitol 90, was it 90?
Oh, holy shit.
What, what, what?
Let's try.
Anyway, good stuff.
Uh, do they have anything else for the rebellion show?
No, they don't.
Because they have to do a Friday show first.
They have the Friday show, they have a sacrifice and then
they'll set up a few matches.
That was, that was a terrible attempt.
You just shout into my ears and say,
It caught you off guard.
You're just shouted in my ears.
Yeah, that's how you faint it.
And, you know,
cursed as well.
I said an hour.
Well, you said a timer.
No, no, no, I knew what time I said an hour.
It wasn't even hours, 50 minutes, because you know,
if I said an hour, you're everyone will be like,
Oh, maybe, maybe people would have actually looked at it.
It was an hour.
So I did it a little bit early, you know.
So anyway, uh, what's the space?
Carlos Silva was on the, was it 97 capital, capital 97?
Oh, that's eight years ago.
Yeah.
I got to actually pull up the thing.
Because I forgot.
It was on the 76 capital sports leadership show.
There you go.
With Wayne Kimmel, no relation to Jimmy.
And he was talking about his time in TNA
and leading Anthem, uh,
in the sports division and all that stuff.
And in the interview,
at the end, he makes reference to
going to UBS for Slam of Racer last year
and saying, Allizer, like landing the plane back at UBS in 2026.
And Will Gardner, who is at every show.
If you ever watch impact more than like,
if you watch two different clips of impact,
you will see Will front row.
He's the guy who is always wearing some sort of vest.
He's got a beard.
He's got short-cropped hair.
And he's usually wearing some sort of like TNA Merk.
He's at every show.
He did a spot once, I think, in the ring with Tommy Dreamer
and everyone shouted him out.
It was a funny little thing.
Anyway, it was a really nice guy.
Um, so we'll read it out that they,
they announced that they're going to be back at UBS.
And so I sent it to our, our staff chat.
Because it is something Carla Civil legitimately said.
And it was something that was worth, you know,
putting out there as newsworthy.
And within like 30 minutes maybe,
John Alba had jumped on it and was just like,
this was news that we were going to talk about.
And now we have to amend the situation.
So John basically said like,
there was plans for UBS,
but people in TNA believe those plans may have changed.
I, I am still in the belief that they're still going to do UBS.
And they're just trying to kind of get throw people off the set.
But it would be very funny if it turned out that Carla
still missed both on the podcast that he was on.
And the, he alone said we're coming back.
This would be very funny.
I don't know where else I could go in New York.
Unless they work like the Melrose Ballroom,
the 700 people again, but they're not going to do that.
They're going to run a proper arena-sized venue.
For better or worse.
I think it's hilarious if
he'd said this and essentially cost them the venue.
I think they'll figure it out and they'll work it out and it'll be okay, but
it is, uh, it is interesting that
it's Carlos said this.
This interview went up like two days before we covered it.
Yeah, too.
So it's not like it was not out there.
It was out there.
It just flew very, very under the radar with everything.
And then we covered it.
And then about 10 minutes after we covered it,
yeah, Alba puts out a message and is like,
oh, I'll have more on this.
It's, you know, this isn't quite official.
So I messaged Alba and I read my messages with the great John 316,
John Alba.
Oh, uh, he said, just heads up my report.
This is what he tweeted.
My report is about to drop on this, but this is not official and Silva confirmed as much to me.
And I just told Alba, he should shut up then.
Yes, he should.
And then I asked, what did he say?
And Alba said, nothing has been signed yet, hoping to have announcements in the coming weeks.
And then, you know, he read the report.
The same thing again, like this wasn't supposed to be like an intended announcement,
but they're hoping to have it done.
And I just said, should stand by my original comment.
And then Alba put the update inside TNA sources indicate to me tonight that while the initial
plan was for TNA to run UBS arena and why Silva hinted at such in the reference interview,
the booking is believed to have changed in some capacity.
And then I said, he could have shut up.
Should have shut up.
And the thing is like, it's, I see, um, you came in North mentioning that they've got
2000 tickets out for rebellion in a 13,000 cedar.
And you're not, how can I put this slightly?
They're not going to push as hard as they did for, for slamversary and bound for glory,
because they got their TV deal, because they got everything they wanted out of the WWE deal.
And they're not keeping up with it the way that they did last year when they were really trying
to push for a TV deal. Now they've got it. That money is there. They are getting paid for their
TV. They're happiest bicks and shit. They're off of access. They're doing stuff their own way
again. Everything is starting to like change to just the DNA. For better or worse,
depending on how you feel about it, they're not going to sell out rebellion. They were never
planning to sell out rebellion. They were, when they got, again, I go back to the the fucking
part of my French that the TV debut and Genesis two days later was a stupid idea, because they
thought that they were going to have enough people for both nights of a live TV debut, which
got awful, by the way. And then a pay-per-view that was also plagued with issues, including
tons of visas not being ready in time. And like, you didn't have your world title settled,
because you had to do this stupid television title match and title change just to turn around
to do a rematch. Like, nothing was booked properly. But they didn't care, because guess what they
got? They got the bag. They got the money. They got what they wanted. Rebellion is just going to
be another show at this point. I can't really blame you. Eddie Edwards versus Santana is a match
that is going to be really good, because Eddie Edwards and Mike Santana are really good wrestlers.
Would I put that on the main event of a pay-per-view on the marquee? No, I wouldn't. On a plus show?
Yeah. You know what I would have done? I would have flipped, flopped it and done sacrifice Eddie
Edwards and Santana. And then I would have done Maclin and Santana in the main event of rebellion,
because for a TNA fan, there is so much more story. And I get it, people are going to say,
you know, you're a Maclin guy, whatever. No. At this point, the Maclin and Santana story actually
started at Rebellion two years ago. So for TNA fans, there's like a story that you can follow. And
it is worth one of their lower level, like, not special, but like Rebellion. It's not a big pay-per-view.
So Rebellion would have been fine. Now, when it comes to UBS since I'm aversary,
I wouldn't try to run UBS again, because they'll be lucky if they get 5,000 in the building
of this year for UBS, unless they secure something huge. And they're not going to get AJ Styles,
and AJ Styles is going to wrestle. So what does it matter? They might get AJ Styles. Yeah, he won't
wrestle, but they might get home. Yeah. And like, came up with saying, you know, Maclin's a better
worker in 2026 than ever, Edwards. I get it. I really do. I think Eddie, when put up to the task,
puts on really great matches, especially like in TNA, he's just, he's proven that from a wrestling
standpoint, he's so friggin good at this. But from a storyline standpoint, Steve Maclin beats
everyone's ass because of the way that he is performing right now. And the stories that he has to
tell with members of the roster who are not just, oh, we had problems with the system. And now we
have problems with the system again. There's just, there's more meat on the Maclin wall.
They will get Dixie Carter. Absolutely.
There's, there's always diminishing returns when it comes to this stuff too, right? Like
AW saw it with all in from the first year to the second year. WBCing it with WrestleMania from
last year to this year. Now TNA thinks they're above this to run UBS last year to go to this year.
It doesn't work. It hasn't worked because you're typically, you're never going to be as hot as
the first time. Even if you're hot, like it doesn't feel as special as the first time. That's
nothing to do with anything else. But you know, like, but it's true though, right? Like you have to
be extremely, you have to be even hotter than you were the previous year for it to feel as special
as it did as the first time. And it's tough to keep that momentum up for the entire year, especially
if you were, you know, where you were the year prior, but even if you can, it's just not going to
feel as special because the novelty of it, like, oh, they're actually coming here, is going.
It's like, well, they came here last year. So it is diminishing returns. It's typically like that
for these major shows. And though, if that's where they're going, they'll learn that the hard way
of whatever their ticket sales are going to be, I don't know. I don't even know. They'll run
the venue at this point because we may have costs on the venue. Well, then us,
Carlos did it to himself. I'm looking to see other venues and sizes of what's comparable.
Because I, and I'm not saying like rough 15,000 cedar, no, but like there's, I'm just, and again,
I don't know New York venues as much. Like I see the Cole Sports and Recreation Center is,
why don't they have to run New York, though? I don't know because they could. It's on NYU.
They can run the Hunter Sports Flex at Hunter College at NYU. Like the New York athletic club
if they can get, like, I don't know what the deal is in terms of what they could book for an MSG.
They can run the theater at MSG, actually. They could probably do that, but they won't because
I don't think they would do Hammerstein. Hammerstein has only capped it like 15, 16,000. That's the thing.
They don't want to cap themselves. They're big enough. They're big enough that they can get
more than 1700, but they're not going to, like they're not going to, they're not going to
underdo it. Like they're going to, they're going to try and get as much as they can.
They'll run a 10,000 cedar and get 3,000 and be fine with it. Like that is kind of the reality.
And I hate that that's what it is because then they'll run that building the next night for TV
and it'll be cavernous. And that is just hell. The MSG theater is good, but the MSG theater I think
is also maybe 2,000,000. I don't know. I don't know where they can run if they decide to pick New
York City as where they'll do slimiversary again. Slimiversary is also very much not like WrestleMania.
Right. You can do it because it's just it's a summer pay-per-view. Yeah, but that's their, oh no,
Summer Versus is not their big show. I always think it should be, but I'm starting to pretend
like it is because I think they're finally starting to realize what what what that event can be
versus Bound for Glory in the fall. Because the we've talked about this. Bound for Glory,
the whole thing was because it was the end of the baseball season and Jeff Jarrett is a baseball
fanatic. So he always Bound for Glory was a big deal because it was this because it was around
the world series of rules. That's because that's what Jeff was doing. He thought it was like
baseball and everyone else is like, no, he's the summertime event. Slamiversary sounds like a big
event. Bound for Glory sounds like you're bound to try and get as many tickets as you can.
I don't know what the plan is, but the UBS story was very funny because even listening to it the
first time, I was like, I don't think Carlos is confirming anything, but he's very heavily hinting
at it. Yeah, he wasn't like fully like announcing it, but it was, hey, we're running UBS again.
Again, don't say it then. If you don't have everything agreed to, just be like, just tease it.
It's fine. Yeah, in a way that he put it was like, we're going to land the plane in 2026
UBS. And it's like, that means you're going back. That is, it's not confirmation, but it's
extremely heavily hinting that that's the plan. Yeah. So just don't say it. And in that case,
hint at it. Fine. Just be like, hey, we're going to run another good sized venue, big venue for
Slamiversary. We're really excited. Last year at UBS, we did great numbers. We're hoping to do this
end this year. Just say that. It's fine. He's, I mean, I don't listen to a ton of Carlos Silva
interviews because he slowed down a little bit on doing them. He was everywhere at the end of last
year, like everywhere. And you have to take his victory left. Yeah. Yeah. He's,
he's fine. Excuse your words, because I know what you're going. He's nice. He's fine.
Don't you worry about Carlos. He's been doing it for a while because he's been doing it with
like Victor and all the stuff. Like, he, you know, so it's not like he's new to these interviews.
He's just, he's, he's fun. Trust me, I don't give a shit where the show is. I just want them to
put on good shows that make me want to watch. Even now, I'm watching this show this weekend. What's
this show? Oh, there's nothing else this weekend, right? No, no, no, no, they have matches
announced for sacrifice. Sacrifices weekend. Rematches announced, I believe. One is Friday, right?
Friday. Yeah. You haven't watched it. I'm going out on Friday night. You're gonna go out? Are you
allowed? Oh, yeah. My, my lovely wife's birthday is this week. So we're going, we're going
out to celebrate on on Friday. Yeah. I ain't watching wrestling. Good. Don't want wrestling. It's
stupid. Yeah. They've got, they've got actually a few matches announced. They, they're doing
the triple threat for the knockouts title. It's Danny, Danny Luna, Ariana Grace, and Langley.
Okay. Ariana Grace is going to stack them both. It feels like this might be where they just
get the title off Ariana Grace and let her go do the birthright thing and then have Danny and
Lee go back to challenging each other at rebellion. Either that or whoever doesn't win faces Ariana
Grace at rebellion for the, for the title. So there's that. And then Edwards versus Eddie Edwards versus
Moose, which is going to be the match where Alicia turns on Moose. Oh, it's back with Eddie Edwards.
So that Eddie Edwards and Alicia Edwards can walk into rebellion together to be the heel team
to go up against Max Santana. Most folly Tasha Steele's team up to take on Tramigale Jada Stone,
all this so we can get to Tramigale and most folly at rebellion for the international title.
Elijah and hometown man versus Kazarian and Francis. Honestly, this is going to be entertaining.
But like there's, there's nothing other than like AJ Francis is going to take silly bumps and
Elijah is going to be over with the crowd and hometown man to think it's.
And then you've got Santana versus McLean, which is a great match. That should be fun.
And Mara Shade and Elena Black and a notice qualification match because they don't trust Mara
Shade to blow off a match with any other match other than a notice qualification tinder match.
Yeah, the laser is baby.
We should take you hometown man. That rules.
I'm all about it. Yeah, they've got a few matches announced for Friday and like they'll
announce a bunch more. Okay. I'm not watching live. Obviously, I'll go back and watch it,
but I didn't watch this show a lot. I am a big fan of TNA sending their Bronson out to do media
for a show that he can't physically be on because he's in Japan right now. And because of all the
travel woes going on in the US, we don't even know if he'll make it back in time to do the TV
tapings the next night. So I'm like, all right, man, that's just your choice to send bear out there
to do media for this event that he's not a part of. Yeah, maybe he wants to do media.
I'm sure he does, but like, have him do it on a show. He's going to actually attend.
Strange. And like, I get it. I wouldn't rely us on hometown man tech. I fully get it.
It's a comedy, stupid match. And like, yeah, I get it. I'm not going to make excuses for it.
Just I understand why they're doing it. No, they're. Yeah. Anyway, it's time, Jeremy.
It's time for us to solve the mystery. We need Detective Danhausen.
Detective Danhausen is on the case. It's the case of who shot Mr. Burns. I mean, who shot?
Just really, they got to write in the head, huh? Right there. Yeah.
Who would do that? Who would do such a terrible thing? Camille. Oh, okay.
It's just that's it. Yeah. Oh, it's Camille. Oh, okay.
This is how they bring her back. Really? Yeah. Huh. All right. That makes sense to me.
Uh, hold on. Can I can I school give me a scroll wheel option here?
Pinch. I don't have pinch zoom. Anyway, sorry. We're we're doing it the hard way, I guess.
Clearly. Yeah, we are. So we got a we're going to zoom in on this. Okay. We're going to figure out
who shot Mr. Burns. They got the you got the blood and the pearls. This could be teeth.
Could be Danhausen. I think it's pearls. Oh, okay. Well, there's pearls. Maybe it's teeth.
We've got we've got the flowers from the unknown flower giver who turned out to be marine
a ship here, but now she's walking the bag and saying maybe it wasn't her.
Okay. Was bludgeoned by her own shoe. Did not watch for the shoe. Well, the shoes have blood
on them right here, but not here. So clearly, that is clearly just one shoe that she got
bludgeoned by. Hmm. It's fair. Okay. They've got okay. Hold on. Hold on. We'll get back to this.
That the kendo stick that she is here is as does that occur? Oh, she does. It's occurred. She does.
That's what I'm going with the Megan Bain Mallet, which I thought that was
pretty why it's not. I don't know. It's the Megan Bain Penalogue Ford Mallet. Oh, okay.
The gold chair. This is from Hollywood ending, isn't it? It's Camille. It's Camille.
Actually, no, that's why the garbage can is here. Wow. That's what I was waiting to do.
Wow. The empty coffee cup. It's cappuccino Jones.
That would be Tony. It's gone with the coffee cup. We got to ask Tony now. Now he's one of the people we
have to. Is that a white claw? Was it Joey Janella? It could have been Janella. It could have been
Ali Patch. Ali's out here taking Ls on the way out. Seriously, who had the gold chair?
That is a thing. Did Tony use a gold chair? The gold chair is from Bain on the flooding guts.
Okay. That's possible. I also like that the chairs are padded on the legs here.
Just make sure it's Sean Spears' chair. We have to talk to Disney game. She'll just tell us
it is what it is. What is this mask or what is this? I thought because there's like a belt
around it. Yeah. I thought this was like some David Caridying gimmick. I think that was her.
I don't know. Maybe not. So David Caridying, we have to pull him in.
Zoom is what I think he's already been. He's already been taken care of.
All right. We'll have to speak to his neck again. What are these snowshoes?
Is that what those are? I don't know what those are. What is this red? They're like barbed wire.
No, that's barbed wire. That's that's the Nina came out with that. Okay. Our wire bat. There's
there's a what do you call it? Rope, bull rope. What a bully.
Ellie Cody Rhodes. Oh, he has. We got that. The strap might be tecla. Oh, that makes sense.
The belt. That's not fun. That's less fun. You have a Caridying. But like, what is this?
What is this right here behind the behind the thing? This is like LED lights that you know,
you can like bend and then they turn on. Oh, ELP. We got to talk to him now.
Head bang. Sorry, Ryan Lambert saying it's death rider leader Renee revenge for the shoe.
I could respect that. I'd be all about it. Oh, Thunder Rosa would be the the cowbell, I guess.
Okay. Okay. The string. What about this piece of wood?
Where? Right here next to the bell where my where my mouse is. I can't see it. It's on the table.
I see. Okay. Yeah. A little too much more looking thing. It's a ruler.
It's a rule. Is it a ruler? It's a Dean Douglas.
This team thought maybe he was going to be a pack saw Jim Duggan.
No, his woods bigger. Hi, who's bag is this? This is Tony's bag, right?
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Tony Khan? No, Tony. Tony.
Tony Storm. At which point, you got to travel better than this. You are a world-class traveler.
You got to have a much more robust carry on than this.
Maybe it's the wood of Jim Robinson.
Hi, yo. Yeah, I don't know who's bagged a sky blues bag because it's blue because it's blue.
Also because she should know better. She doesn't know better than to get a better.
This bag is not good. This bag, it's fine for basic traveling, but I'm luggage-shaming because
these wrestlers know better. You need some heavy-duty luggage to go on these flights.
Why is all this in Tony's store in the room? That is the question. Why was it staged to look
this way? Who's shoes are these? I love the young buck shoes. No, these are too simple.
Who's shoes are these? They're not Tony's. She's not wearing any shoes and the other ones got
taken out with her. Are these ronda rousey shoes? What is this thing? What is this blue thing?
It looks like a... It looks like the joss of life, Jesus. It looks like one of the like flex
things that chuck them. That's Camille right there. Those are new city shoes. Isn't it her room?
Was that confirmed? I think it was because they go into the room during the pre-tape.
I mean it might not. Yeah, that's true.
So we got it. We really we have a lot of stuff to figure out here.
And again, I'm just so collected. She was shot in the back of the head with the amount of blood.
Remember when Chad Gabel, everyone thought he was killed by the Y-6.
When we sat here explaining that he wasn't killed, that wasn't a bullet hole. Remember the whole
thing about it. This looks like she was murdered. Okay. This looks like somebody got her and
called... Her lipstick is smeared. I don't think we're paying enough attention to that.
I mean, her lipstick is smeared during most of the matches. Well, so word was she...
Like, why is it smeared? Maybe someone tried to kiss her.
So that's what I'm saying. Like... So it was mean as what you're saying. Was she...
Were they making out? And then she got hit with the shoe.
About her pants. And then I turned on the TV. And that's about the time she walked away from me.
Nobody likes you when you're 23.
Is that her lipstick or is it blood? Oh, fair. It feels like lipstick.
It looks like the lipstick smeared. Yeah. Killer Kelly is another person's idea.
But what do Killer Kelly do to deserve this? What if it's Leo Rush?
What if it's Leo Rush?
This is how they're going to turn him into a giant star jewel. And it was all setting up for this.
Know what? I respect it. He is now the big dog.
But again, the amount of blood that they're using for this. How do Killer Kelly get in?
Myron Reed took a wrong turn. This would have never happened if she had Shappel Rowan's bodyguard.
What the heck, Luther? He's a butler, not a bodyguard, I guess.
You know what Luther should say? He should be like, I was trying to get her breakfast.
That was my big mistake. We don't play with breakfast.
Vampire Shayna Baszler. I like that shout. What if Luther did it? And he set up the whole thing.
I would be very unfortunate. I like Luther. He shouldn't be doing this.
The tattoo is real. That is an actual tattoo of Tonys.
The one, I think the one here and the one here on her arm, on her hand. That's definitely real.
The one over here on the wrist. Either is new, but I've seen it. I think I've seen it before.
No. Do we have to look for it in other places?
No, I don't know. I don't pay enough attention to all these tattoos.
I know. Neither do I. Especially the ones who keep getting neck tattoos.
God, you people are in sufferable neck tattoos.
Okay, hold on. We're going to go back. I'm looking through Ryan's photos. Ryan Loco.
Do we have photos from this particular event?
He was also late to the show. So I don't know if he actually has...
Oh, here we go. Tony Storm. Yeah, I can't tell.
Anyway, someone else can do the legwork on the tattoo thing because I'm tapped out on Paul too.
Okay.
What if it was Carlos Silva?
That would be unfortunate.
It would be. And he would walk it back. He'd say, I did it and then he'd end up 20 minutes late.
Oh, sorry. He just realized that his grounds were assaults.
This is it.
Didn't do that. We were in talks to do it and then I decided that maybe I shouldn't.
This is a very important question that Scott is asking.
Who's going to be investigating this?
Now, this would have been the perfect opportunity to introduce Detective Dan Housen to AEW
television. But because they didn't have the time or the foresight will listen to my ideas,
we will not be getting Detective Dan Housen and instead you'll be getting, I don't know,
detective action and dready or some shit. Never mind you'll be getting out of it.
I don't think he could, I don't think action and dready can pull us get him a cough.
I don't know if it's.
Detective Alex and Dready here.
By the way, what is this is how this is how Chris Jericho returns.
I feel like he could pull us off.
Chris Jericho is very upset that Tony Storm has been murdered.
Well, because he's taking all the, she's taking all the spotlights.
Maybe this is Gunter.
Maybe this is Gunter and this is how Tony, yeah,
because because she is taking all this spotlight and she's, she's timeless.
Therefore, she's ageless.
Therefore, she's been around forever.
Therefore, Gunter has a problem with her because she has been taking all of her questions.
She's been taking all of the opportunities away from him and from others.
So she is going to face Gunter at WrestleMania.
Chris Jericho would actually be like really good.
Constable Chris Jericho.
Because he's he's very committed.
He was a clans member in the Jay and Silent Bob reboot that I watched last night.
Yeah, did he do a lot of research in that acting?
He was leading the clan.
And he got the poop tossed on him.
Was that going to be filmed before or after 2021?
Before before it was it came out in 2019.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, yeah.
So he was just reprising the role in 2021 early in the year.
I'm not going to cast assertions on.
No, no, no, I'm not asking you to.
We're just we're method acting competition.
I'm just telling you the role he played in this movie that I watched.
Okay, folks.
I understand, I understand.
So we're still here.
We still don't know like this is this is a food cup.
Someone got some Wendy's fries.
Okay, I can see why you're thinking Wendy's there.
I can see that.
Colt Cabana doing doing this.
Cabana will probably be pretty good at it.
It should be RJ City, right?
It should be RJ, but they're not going to use RJ for this rights.
They should, I don't think they will.
It should be RJ.
The thing is, I don't want this to play out on TV.
I would like this to be a digital only investigation.
Because I feel what?
I feel like that's the only way that this is actually going to get over.
Because it's a comedy investigation.
It is.
Tony storms like the biggest star in the division.
And you want it all to be on digital?
Yes.
For once in my life, I want it to be on digital.
Stop it.
At least the comedy.
Yeah, the B it should be a BT.
Oh, I mean, you can do like something on BT.
But like, let's gotta be on television.
Everyone.
You can advance some stories on television.
I mean, that's why Mina faced Marina on TV and beater and stuff.
You can.
Good day.
That was.
You can like, advance some stuff here.
I don't need to take it up like 30 minutes of time.
Although it'd be great.
Because this is right up my alley.
But you can't just put this on.
Leave this on digital.
We don't have time.
Put it on, put it on only on dark.
Or dark doesn't exist.
You're right.
Sorry, ring of honor.
Better.
That show doesn't exist.
Oh, right, my bad.
UW collision, the overrun.
They haven't over.
They sometimes don't run for collision.
Not what they do.
They never do.
It's Tony Shivani doing this stuff.
Yeah, it's funny.
And the AEW newsroom.
I mean, like, that's fine.
Tony cutting to Tony Shivani for like news updates on this would actually be very funny.
It should be everyone being interviewed by Tony Kong.
Well, why can't you leave this giant chair in Tony Stone's others?
I don't, I don't mean Tony Kong doing this.
I don't think that would go too well.
It would go perfectly.
Yeah, AEW collision after hours where they only do it on Twitch stream.
And everyone's paying attention.
I'm telling you.
This weekend does not count.
Those weren't overruns.
Those were we having a one hour show.
And it's going to air after the basketball.
That this weekend does not count.
This weekend was a fever dream when it came to wrestling on TV.
You know, we graded this detective gimmick would be Danielson.
Detective Danielson.
Because he's another guy who would just commit.
Like, you give him this kind of stuff and he's going to be like,
okay, he will commit.
You got to find someone who will commit to the campiness of this.
And as serious wrestler Brian Danielson is,
he would 100% commit to this.
I think so.
I think it'd be great.
So really we haven't figured it out.
Maybe it was Taz who did it.
Maybe it was Hook.
Is there anything orange in here?
Just this part of the shoe.
Well, there would be no orange because Taz would get upset if there was no orange.
Why the blood orange?
No matter who they think it is now,
unless they're going to reveal it soon on socials.
Unless they're going to reveal it soon,
it could easily change by the time she returns
because according to all the reports, she's going to be out for the rest of the year.
So whatever the idea is now,
it could, you know, who knows,
like who knows if 10 months from now, it's going to be the same, right?
Unless they do the review.
This is the very funny and frustrating part of it.
It's that, like you said, the reporting is Tony's out for the foreseeable.
At least for the rest of the year.
And you can't really pay this off with Tony
until she's back earliest next year.
Several months away.
So you can, it could be everyone.
The idea here should be everyone who's in this,
who's implicated in this.
Everyone should come together and be like, yeah, we all did it.
We were sick of that bitch.
And then she comes back and beats the entire division when she's back.
That's it.
So the answer is it's not one person.
It's every person.
There were sick of Tony hogging the spotlight.
They're all good.
Tony should investigate this.
Actually, it should be.
You know what?
Honestly, I wouldn't hate it if they don't even like pay it off until Tony's back.
If she comes back in like the right amount of time, whatever that is.
And she's like, I'm going to investigate this all by myself.
And she puts on the hat.
And she's got the the stupid magnifying glass.
And she's got a corn cob pipe.
And she's doing it.
That's great.
That's the way it should play out.
On digital.
Not on digital.
I guess on digital.
So really all we did here was deep dive into what's in the picture without figuring out who did it.
But we're not going to figure out who did it.
I mean, we have our theories.
Who do you think it is?
Camille.
No, it's not.
For real, I wouldn't hate it being Mina.
And I know other people including Sean have mentioned it.
Like if you're going to use directionless Mina and give her an edge,
like now's a good time to do it.
They put her in the spot.
She could take advantage of it, blah, blah, blah.
And they can do something with her.
I don't expect it to become Mina suddenly becomes like the top healing in the division.
That's the other side of it.
It's how big is this story from a character slash playing out standpoint?
Is this going to turn into something where somebody really does make something out of this?
Or is this going to be a, I did it, LOL.
There's nothing she can do about it because Tony's nowhere to do anything about it.
So that's the big question is how, how important is this to the AEW,
like universe, so to speak?
It should be important.
It's Tony's storm, the biggest star in the division.
It should be, but the problem is you can't do anything to interact with Tony
until she's ready to come back.
And if that's going to be, you know, several months from now,
then like if you're looking down the barrel of a year, then
that's a long time and a lot of stories and a lot of potential,
and a lot of potential injuries as well.
Like let's be honest, that's another thing you got to content with.
As if you got to pivot again, then everything else just got fucked up.
But that is hopefully not a problem they run into.
But there's a lot of stuff.
There are a lot of things to play that could change the intent of the story.
They should just reveal that it was Camille and then put all the titles on Camille.
I mean, I see nothing wrong with this.
Soon enough, you know, Mercedes is going to come back and she should just drive up in a media.
That's the way they should bring her back.
And Camille's like, I'll show you and she's not stupid or dumb.
She's like, I took out Tony's phone.
Everyone's like, we were going to play that out over a month.
And she's like, I guess I'm stupid then and then Camille wins all the titles.
And Mercedes scalps people because that's the only answer I have.
But what Mercedes does when she comes back on April 1st.
And she still loses to Mercedes.
Well, everybody has a price.
How long is it to be Aussie?
Yes.
Remiss of everybody saying, how long did they ran over Austin's story long last?
So it started in November 99 and it went the entire year,
but they had a big long gap in between because they didn't have Austin.
And then they brought it back for unforgiven 2000 because, oh God, it was longer than that.
Brought it back unforgiven 2000 because he didn't appearance.
And Shane McMahon was like, I have, I'm going to prove it.
And it was just an advanced Shane McMahon and Steve Parkman.
And it turned out it wasn't Steve Blackman even though he was trying to make it about Steve Blackman.
But then they didn't finalize it until what, no mercy 2000, which was November or October.
So unforgiven was September by November.
They had a match with Austin and Triple H.
And that's what they did.
The famous drop in the car from the top of the the the forklift.
So it was about a year, but they took a long time to get there.
You're muted.
Sorry, I forgot to add to my mic after I sneezed.
Yeah, because Austin then returned for a while.
He was out because the next surgery.
Yeah, he was out for about 11 months because they brought him back in September
and they taken him out into November 99.
Who could bring him up?
Again, this is the thing you could bring it up and it's about how big of a deal is it
that someone took out Tony Storm and like Jeremy said, it should be a big deal
because Tony Storm is the the top of the division without holding a title.
She is the person.
It should be in the background, whether or not they do it that way is going to be up to,
you know, the week to week storytelling on AWT.
Yeah, but it should be, she should be coming.
Is there anything else from the AW world before we go
into the raw preview?
I don't think so.
Lexi Nair, by the way, was fantastic at doing reactions and doing the backgrounds of the collision.
I thought she was really good.
I think she's been getting better and better.
I know others have put her over an interview,
but I know Renee Paquette, basically, with Scott Fishman, the TV insider,
but it's on display when you watch her.
She just has the facials down.
As like a TV reporter who's not a robot, I think Lexi Nair has been very good at this.
So that's, I wanted to add that in.
Raw tonight's a TV garden in Boston, Massachusetts.
They're going to pack the cabbass in the ad.
Anyway,
Brock's on the show.
Unken Roman are going to talk around each other again,
and I'm sure someone will say something that, I don't know,
what do we come back from?
Your dad's dead, your old, all the guys, what's next?
They got to do something that's actually interesting.
We got to do more than last week was not very good.
They got to do something that's actually interesting tonight,
because they lost me last week.
Becky Lynch is going to speak.
I'm sure make the challenge to AJ Lee.
Sure.
I have to take some Dominic Mysterio,
Lyra Valkyrie and Bailey to come to the Kabuki Warriors.
I wonder if that'll get
wanked by someone else who's going after women's tag titles.
Which maybe it should be like, this goes after the women's tag titles.
It gets into the fray.
Who will say that again?
If Lyra and Bailey win,
it should be that they get into whatever this matches.
They should announce what's going on with the women's tag match.
Do the Lyra and Bailey Kabuki Warriors match?
The winner of this match is going to be a part of this match,
whatever this WrestleMania women's tag title matches.
And then the Kabuki Warriors can either have a match against each other,
Adios Guy or not.
I don't care.
But like, start figuring out where we're going.
But Devon Evans and Grayson Wola,
and then the vision take on the uses for presumably the tag titles.
But I don't know if that's on the card.
Yeah, it's not for the tag titles anymore,
because last week when they announced it, they said it wasn't.
But then WWE.com, on Friday, he said it was.
And then Adam Pierce, when he did his rundown, said it wasn't.
So clearly nobody's on the same page here.
Nobody, one hand doesn't like the other.
We had this recently too.
There was another match for the tag titles that was announced,
not tag title, and then they announced over the tag titles.
And then it wasn't us.
So I don't think the titles are on the line,
which means the vision's probably going to win.
Which is unfortunate to set up the tag team title match.
No, we'll run it back.
But it's okay, because the users need to win tonight
so that they can go in or not win.
They need to retain, they'll have those tag titles
because they're going to go to the MLB debut.
They're going to be part of that.
Yeah, they're going to be part of that, yeah.
You think they're going to eat the biggest eating baseball game,
run it back, blah, blah, blah.
They might.
They're absolutely going to do it.
They might.
They're going to bring it on the field to do this for three and a half minutes.
Well, it was like, we tried to make baseball shorter.
Get the shit off the field.
They're going to do it there in the seventh inning stretch.
Oh, yeah.
Instead of taking me out to the ballgame,
they're going to play.
Good day.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's good.
Dances.
Day one ish.
We've got dances.
Day one ish.
We've got dances.
Day one ish.
Line them all up.
I'm not going down like this.
That's something bangs, though.
I'm not.
I'm sorry.
That's just me use.
In the video on dot com about them putting lyrics over top of that.
And it's very funny.
They're just going to.
That's all rules.
Yeah, they're going to go eat me back.
Eat me up to the ballgame.
That sure sucks.
I saw that thing.
Oh, isn't that bad?
Yeah.
Oh, I hold on.
I mean, I pull it up here.
I also, while I pull that up, here's the rock and a wig.
It looks great.
Oh, is it the pressure one?
Yeah, I got this.
I got it.
All right.
Pull it up.
Here's the rock in the Moana live action movie.
Everybody.
He's in a wig.
Looks amazing.
It is sure.
Look at that thing.
You're going to see it.
You're going to feel it pressure.
Billy Joel is getting ready to sue these people.
Yeah.
That's not a good slogan.
I'm sorry.
You're going to see it.
You're going to feel it.
That's not a good slogan.
Like, did they work?
Nobody's going to wear this.
Come on now.
Someone's going to wear this and they're going to get put on the list.
Well, like, did no one workshop this slogan
and think, hey, this sucks.
Like this, this ain't good.
Yeah, this shirt's not good, man.
Yeah, but everyone should look at this.
I'm not buying this shirt.
Would you buy this mask instead?
I feel like I bought somebody this mask.
I'm wearing that mask as a bit.
By the way, the song,
pressure by Billy Joel is not four minutes of trek.
It's great.
It's a pressure-filled song.
Dick, it's the nicest thing I can say.
Yes, Alexa, this game will point you out multiple times.
Kill Tony's doing another WrestleMania show.
No surprise there.
It's going to be a nightmare.
Probably won't, because it's going to be a
court progression rules.
It's going from a GDMF or so from a C2MF.
And then back to the G and then there was also this.
Yeah, so yeah, anyway, the point is
that you're doing Kill Tony.
It's not really a surprise.
Everything's happening this year at Park MGM,
which is where they used to do,
where TV talent used to always stay.
That surprise they haven't announced Park MGM.
It's like the official hotel, but it looks like all the events are happening.
They're not about blue again.
Park MGM is a lot more close to all of the venues that they're running that week.
So it's easier to get to for those who are only doing WWE stuff or mostly doing it.
Whatever, man, who cares about the show?
It's not a worst of WrestleMania.
It'll just be the same table with people saying out of pocket shit
for people to go, whoa, and then audio will get out.
And it will be like, this isn't funny.
This is just bad.
And y'all spend 500 bucks on this.
That's it.
And then they'll pull the audio because
not because they care that it leaked, but because they realized how bad it made everyone look.
I'm not bad.
They didn't care what was in it.
They just cared that it got out.
Yeah, it'll be forced.
And everyone will be none the wiser because they will have spent
$500 for the ticket.
There you go.
We're done.
Anything to promote?
I'm going to bed.
Results of a poll quiz?
Oh, I did have a poll question, yes.
Oh, nice.
I'd just totally assume.
Yeah, I'm a professional sometimes.
Yeah.
Not often, but
do you play about your breakfast?
Oh, God bless.
39% said yes.
They do play about their breakfast.
And 61% said no.
They do not play about their breakfast.
Good, the nose habits, they are smart.
And if a child tries to wave at you and smile at you when you are not playing about
your breakfast, the security guard will take that child,
tie him to the back of a car and drag him through the streets,
much like Shapa Roan's security guard did to the child of Jude Ball.
This feels excessive.
I agree, but this is what the security guard did.
Allegedly.
I don't know.
People that just don't know.
You people are disgusting.
Do not play with breakfast.
Unless you're literally playing.
Don't leave alone.
Go to roundtable.io slash mba.
Support them.
Yeah, let me know if you sign up.
You should sign up.
Let me know if you sign up and
so I can get more money.
Let's go.
We're out here giving more money.
I would appreciate more money.
True.
All right, wrap up questions.
Wrap up questions.
Moments, learnings.
Oh, sorry.
You can play with your breakfast.
You can play with the breakfast of your breakfast if you're saying the truth.
I'm about to have show breakfast again.
You know, I was saying if my sixers meet at the London night,
Jeremy says something nice about awesome theory tomorrow.
I'll take that bet.
I feel pretty confident in.
Okay, see you tonight.
We got J-Dub back tonight.
Sixers would, they don't have anybody healthy, right?
They kind of suck right now.
So yeah, oh, that, that seems pretty,
pretty worthwhile.
I'll put some money down on the sixers too.
So if I have to say something nice about awesome theory,
at least I'll be paid to do it.
Because I'm sure the sixers are like big underdogs.
So I'm sure like a $5 bet will win me like 20 bucks.
So I'll sacrifice $5 for an okay see win.
Sacrifice far more for okay see victories.
That's how it became broke.
But the Thunder won a championship.
So I was happy.
I'm either going to be broken happy or sad and rich either way.
Oh, another two.
I'm here for.
Oh, Paul's are just back on Wednesday.
Okay, okay, well, good luck with that.
If we got Dub back tonight,
AJ Mitchell got suspended for getting hit in the face.
NBA's a joke when I come to this stuff.
Absolutely.
Same with the NHL,
AJ Greer got like three games for nearly decapitating a guy.
That was a something.
Shout out to the auto senators beating the Toronto Maple Leafs
and the ducks eking it out in OT.
Getting that comeback victory over the Buffalo Sabers.
Hell, it wasn't really a comeback victory.
They have four to two and they blew it.
Yeah, and then they came back and they won.
It's still a comeback.
Well, I guess back, but they still won.
Got a certain point, not great.
Yeah, they blew the game and then they had to come back
because they blew it.
I thought it was a good game, though.
Buffalo's fun.
I've been watching a lot of them this year.
That's a fun team.
I was got the abs won.
Yes, Shane overtime.
We got Lannis Cog back after got hit in the balls
by a Kalmikar shot.
You would appreciate that, Joel.
You love people getting hit in the dick and stuff.
That's what happened to Lannis Cog.
I like people getting kicked in the dick.
We got pucked in the dick.
That's not hurts.
I haven't had that.
That okay.
I've been a goal tender and I got a street hockey.
That's it hurts.
It's ever cut, but it's like you don't expect
to get hit in the dick as a goalie playing street hockey.
But then you do and it's like, uh,
is a goalie play street hockey?
You definitely expect it.
I you expect it, but you don't, you know,
you don't think it's going to hurt.
The goalie is the one position I would wear.
You want to work the cup for street hockey.
Anytime I was not playing goalie,
I would not wear a cup.
I was like, yeah, I'll be fine.
But playing goalie, I'm like, yeah,
I'm 100% wearing cup because.
This is amazing.
What?
I'm on the, uh, the NHL website.
And like they've started doing the, uh,
who's clinched and who hasn't.
And they can't, the Vancouver connox
eliminated from playoff contention.
Like the first ones out.
This is where they suck.
They do.
Unless everybody loses and they win.
Was that it?
Yeah.
Okay.
We were talking about people getting hit in the dick.
Sure, but you were like,
this is amazing.
And it's just the Vancouver connox
have been eliminated from playoff contention.
Like that didn't happen for a month ago at this point.
Fine.
This is one less thing to me to worry about next month.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you didn't have to worry about that.
I'm pretty sure they were eliminated
when they announced dynasty for Vancouver.
They've been out for a while.
That team's been trash this year.
Poor Vancouver connox one day.
They traded Quinn Hughes.
He was their best player.
They deal him.
It had been Pavellbury.
It could have been it.
I love Pavellbury.
Yeah.
I know they were players of all time.
Yeah.
Anyway,
what was your moment of the weekend, Joel?
Leo Rush is a big dog,
but actually a little dog.
We can't win a match as a dog.
Dog.
But also, why isn't he on dog time?
Because he is a dog.
Unlike the other dog.
It's a conundrum.
My moment of the weekend was seeing Chris Jericho
make a surprise appearance as the leader of the KKK
and Jay and Silent Bob reboot.
That's wrestling a Jay scent, right?
Yeah.
I mean, it counts.
It was just doing research for the later topic.
I'm not theorizing that.
No, just his wife.
It's fine.
He was doing the...
What the heck did we accomplish to that?
We have discovered who shot Tony Storm
because it looks like the bludgeoning
was not done by a giant mallet.
She was in fact shot in the head, left for dead.
And who did it?
You'll have to go back and watch the entire episode
to figure it out.
It wasn't Lexi Nair,
who was actually very good at her job.
And if you get a chance,
don't debut a new character
when you know it's going to fail on television
and you're going to be a big loser.
The biggest thing we accomplished today
is don't bug Shapo Rowan
when she is going to breakfast
because she does not play about her breakfast.
And if you just have the audacity
to smile and wave at her
as she is going to her breakfast,
her security will decapitate you.
Also,
I'm not attacking you, Alexa Buskamer,
but I'm just pointing out
that it's really fucking stupid
that we're doing this whole bit of like
women are emotional
therefore they eat ice cream
because they're sad
and emotional then.
And therefore we need to eat as much ice cream as we can
and then we took the spoon
and that was even more upsetting.
So now we're going to beat them up
because we can't eat our ice cream.
It's like, what in the fuck is that?
But we're not talking about 10 pounds.
So here we are.
And again,
not a knocky you Alexa Buskamer
and I'm glad that you understand that.
So just a dumb idea that they're having.
Yeah, Alexa Buskamer didn't come up with that idea.
I mean, maybe he did.
But some people are very like
they stand their people
and they will have no, you know,
no one can do wrong.
But we attack the booking here,
not the people.
We're back tomorrow.
Jeremy and SB three.
Talking about basketball,
not wrestling.
Basket bra.
I will say nice things about Austin Theory.
Every 15 minutes
if the thunder lose to the sixers tonight,
you know, well, that is how confident I am
in the thunder.
It's going to be super, super, super annoying.
But like there's going to be an annoying game.
Like we played the Wizards, I think on Saturday.
Pretty sure of Saturday.
Like the Wizards.
They're trash.
They've lost 14 straight.
And it's a six point game.
It's a six point game going into the fourth quarter.
Six points.
We've got three players kicked out and everything.
But it's a six point game.
So I'm frantic like all game.
I'm texting Sam.
And he is like 50 text messages.
And he's like,
here's where here's where his exact words to me.
Get I'm texting them all game.
I'm freaking out and stuff.
He said,
I'm going to yell at you.
This is one of your most unhinged text in a while.
And I said, we were in a competitive game against the Wizards.
And he said, I legit asked my girlfriend to drive.
So I could look at the score
because you had me so worried.
You said we were going to lose.
So he pulled over the car.
And then he said in a thunderstorm.
So he pulled over the car in a thunderstorm.
So his girlfriend could drive.
So he could keep track of the game
because of all of my texts.
So I can only just picture him.
Mind you, he's also in like a war zone right now.
So this is probably not great.
It was worse.
So yes.
So
as I can just imagine,
he's driving and his phone is going off
every like three seconds because I'm freaking out
that we're in a competitive game against the Wizards.
And so he gets so worried about this
that he's like, you now have to drive
so I can keep track of this game
because Jeremy is freaking out here.
And so his girlfriend has to drive now.
And then, you know, he says it's a thunderstorm.
I say it was a six point game going into the fourth.
And then I said that was the only thunderstorm
that showed up for three quarters.
And then he appreciated my joke.
And then he he he respected
and he forgave me as he as he does.
But I was very frustrated.
I don't mean frustrated.
So I imagine the Sixers game will play out the same tonight
where like it's competitive for way too long.
And that's annoying.
And I'm just going to be upset.
But then hopefully we just win.
I don't want to say anything nice about Austin Theory.
Every 15 minutes because that's going to be very difficult.
You should probably make a few notes
of nice things just in case.
No, I mean, the game will end at about 9.30
because it's a seven o'clock game.
So I'll have time to come up with some.
I'm not going to pre-write Austin Theory Nice at ease.
That sounds awful.
That sounds awfully nice.
No, pretty nice.
I'm going to get someone else to write my nice.
Who's a fan of Austin Theory?
Who will write these nice at ease for me?
One of your kids maybe?
They don't know who Austin Theory is.
And if I'm a good parent, they never will.
I'm going to say you're a good parent.
Keep you in the way.
They know the Roman Reigns.
They know the Cody Rhodes.
And he gets called a dork every time he's on my television.
They know the J Uso.
Because every time like one of Roman's cousins are on screen,
we go, that's one of Roman's cousins.
And so they're like, okay.
Who else do they know?
They know the rock even though he hasn't showed up for a while.
But they're like, oh, that's Maui.
You know, they're big fans in the Moana.
Now they have a new photo to look out of him.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know if they know anybody else.
I'm sure there are.
Although, Bianca, she has been on TV for a while.
They're unfortunately.
But they like Bianca because of her hair.
So they think that's really cool.
So, okay, hold on.
I have a theory.
I'm not sorry, I'm an Austin Theory.
It's terrible.
Which is kind of literal in this case.
If it happens and you have to say nice things tomorrow
about Austin Theory, you should hit up Austin Theory.
And just be like, hey, man,
I have to say nice things about you.
And I need about 10 things that are nice about you.
Can you please send me a list?
And you can read Austin Theory's list
of 10 nice things about Austin Theory.
All right, you know what?
If the Thunder
lose tonight,
oh, just if the Thunder lose tonight,
I will tweet at Austin Theory at the end of the game.
And I will say hello, Austin Theory.
Can you please give me a list of 10 nice things
I can say about you on the show tomorrow.
And then we'll see if he gets back to me.
There's an idea that's terrible,
but like for the sake of the bit in the show,
like it kind of works.
Yeah, for the sake of Jeremy's own misery,
it's a phenomenal idea.
No, no, I'm fairly confident in, you know,
the Thunder tonight.
Like we can't lose on J.D.
I was returned to Philly.
Philly.
Listen, man, you're going to watch tonight.
We'll see what happens.
He is going to block you.
That's fine.
Kim Bruno is saying, y'all are still going,
yeah, we did tangents, man.
He did 30 minutes on Chapel Rowne beating up children.
So her bodyguard, not her.
She just sent the orders.
She was having her breakfast.
She don't play about breakfast.
Back tomorrow, SV3 and Jeremy,
I'm sure you'll talk about New Japan Cup, too,
because I'm sure SV3 will want to talk about Calm Newman
and having a good match with you.
Yeah, so good for him.
Good match.
So we all talk about it.
And maybe raw if it doesn't end in the DQ.
And then basketball.
So much basketball.
So much basketball, you won't know what to do with it.
And maybe nice things about Austin Theory.
So tune in tomorrow, 10 a.m. Eastern.
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