Why it Sucked to Be a Roman Soldier and more

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Forget the glory of the Roman legions. Tonight, we dive deep into the grim, exhausting, and lice-infested reality of what it was actually like to be a Roman soldier. From endless marches and laughably bad food to brutal training and horrifying dental care, this video peels back the marble facade and exposes the dirty, painful truth behind the myth.

With dry humor, immersive detail, and a slow, soothing narration, this long-form history video is designed to help you fall asleep while learning just enough to haunt your dreams. Perfect for insomniacs, history lovers, and anyone who’s ever wondered what it was like to survive on porridge and vinegar.

Stick around after the main story for a bonus Roman Empire fact-filled segment with all the politics, aqueducts, and fermented fish sauce you can handle.Dim the lights, settle in, and prepare to appreciate modern plumbing just a little bit more.

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