Why You’d REGRET Being a Medieval Monk

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Tonight, you’re stepping into the cold stone halls of a 12th-century monastery — a world of early bells, scratchy wool, endless prayers, silent meals, and cabbage that somehow becomes a spiritual experience. You’re not a saint, a scholar, or a seasoned monk. You’re a novice, learning the gentle misery of discipline: waking before dawn, copying texts until your fingers ache, tending herbs that refuse to grow straight, and trying not to fall asleep during night vigils.

It turns out that holiness smells a lot like damp stone, extinguished candles, and overcooked cabbage.

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