Why You Wouldn’t Survive the Stone Age

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Think you could survive the Stone Age? You wouldn’t. No food, no clothes, no words — just cold mornings, hungry wolves, and the constant threat of being trampled by something with tusks. In this episode of Drowsy Historian, we take you on a calm, miserable journey through prehistoric life. From failing to start a fire to accidentally insulting a stranger and getting hit with a rock, every moment is a reminder that modern problems really aren’t so bad.Perfect for unwinding, dozing off, or developing a newfound appreciation for indoor plumbing.

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