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It's cold out there, but don't worry, I'm still hot.

I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Studio Bakery Theatre at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago,

on the line, Peter Seiball.

Thank you, Bill. Thank you, everybody. Thanks for being with us.

We have a fine show for you today.

Later on, we're going to be talking to John M. Chu, the director of Wicked and the latest Wicked for Good.

So, finally, we have a guest who has no basis to object when I burst out into song.

Well, we want to hear your tune, so give us a call to play our games.

The number is one AAA, wait, wait. That's 1-888-924-8924.

It's time to welcome our first listener contestant.

How you around, wait, wait, don't tell me.

Peter, this is Ken Carlton from Chamber'sburg, Pennsylvania, right next to Gettysburg.

All right, next to Gettysburg, okay, and what do you do there?

I teach in middle school.

I teach 6-7th and 8th graders about careers.

Do you really?

I have to ask what careers are middle school kids these days most interested in?

Well, strangely, a lot are really interested in being physical therapists,

video gamers, or NFL players.

In that order, I assume.

Well, Ken, welcome to the show.

I'm going to introduce you to our panel this week.

First up, she's a comedian and host of Ted's new democracy series,

The Great Experiment on Ted.com. It's Nagin Farsad.

Hello.

Hi, Nagin. How are you doing?

I'm good.

Next, an actor and writer who could be seen in the stand-up show,

we have fun at Young Ethel's and Brooklyn on February 4th,

and in the show Uptown Showdown,

it's Symphony Space on February 5th, it's Peter Gross.

Right there.

Hey, Peter.

And finally, making her debut on our panel,

she's a writer and the brains behind Depth of Wikipedia,

who's show Depth of Wikipedia Live,

is on tour now with tickets at depthsofwiki.com.

It's Annie Rower.

Hi.

So, Ken, great to talk to you.

Thanks for calling. You're going to play Who's Bill this time.

Bill Curtis is going to read you three quotations from this week's news.

If you can correctly identify or explain just two of them,

just that you will win our prize.

Any voice from our show, you might choose for your voicemail.

You ready to do this?

I'm ready.

That's to do it then. Here's your first quote.

It's Milan.

It's your vibe.

That's the official motto of what big event kicking off on Friday.

Oh, the Winter Olympics.

The Winter Olympics. Yes, it's coming.

They're here.

With just days to go before the opening ceremony,

Milan is still racing to finish some of the venues.

The ice hockey rink has a hole in it.

The ski lift gondola that takes people to the top of the mountain

still isn't done.

And I know when I get on a gondola going up a mountain,

my first thought is, I hope the contractors rush to get this done.

Is it not done like it doesn't get to the top of the mountain

or is it like, oh, we shouldn't have started at the top and the bottom

and met in the middle of it.

And there's like a classic error.

How did they not plan better to have this done in time?

This is the country that literally invented the phrase about not building stuff

in one day.

What I love is that, like, we now as a globe have learned how gay hockey is,

like just an everybody's gay.

And then I think what'll be really exciting.

Everybody is gay.

That's the message, all right?

I've heated Broadway.

It's a two hockey player for gay.

And then all of them are gay.

And then I think, well, conversely, I think we might learn

that everyone in eye-stancing is very straight.

Really?

You know what I mean?

This is what I'm thinking is going to come out of the Olympics this year.

Why about skiing?

How about loose?

Yeah, loose.

Give us a, what's more it's our gay?

Looge?

Looge?

It seems like you know.

Famously loose is very bisexual.

I was about to say, okay, hockey's gay, eye-stancing straight.

What's Biasla?

Okay.

Now, the biggest star in the US team, I guess it's arguable,

but this is the consensus, is probably figure skater Ilya Malinin.

He's a, yes, you guys are fans, am I right?

Wow, there's Ilya Malinin heads in the audience.

He's a four-time world champion, and he is famous for his quadruple jumps.

He's done seven of those jumps in one program.

That's twenty-eight.

I'm going to say, all right, seven quadruple jumps.

That's amazing, but I got to say, it's like after four or so, we get it.

Yeah.

Do something gay.

Yeah.

That's all people want.

Yeah.

Now, Ken, your next quote is a woman talking about her new $75 million dollar

that's going to be $75 million.

That's going to be $75 million.

That's going to be $75 million.

Ken, your next quote is a woman talking about her new $75 million dollar

documentary premiering this week.

It's about so much.

Moving into the White House, packing, moving into the White House.

Who's much anticipated?

Who's much anticipated action-packed documentary?

premiered on Friday.

I think they'll have to be our first lady, Melania Trump.

Yes, Melania.

The movie Melania came out Friday in all week, theaters around the country were

boasting advanced ticket sales in the ones.

The movie follows the first lady for the twenty days leading up to the inauguration

with the big drama being will she ever complete that Dalmatian coat she's been working on.

I don't really care to you.

I don't really care to you, yes.

Ken, she can she be best.

That's the question.

This week, the White House threw a big premiere party for the film.

The guest list was the cremdle of what?

Mike Tyson was there?

True.

As well as Apple CEO Tim Cook.

Can you imagine seeing this movie and then having to come up with something nice

to say about it to the president and his wife.

You're standing right there and you're like, wow, you know, the title of the movie,

Melania, really accurate.

Or you could say what people say, like when they, like I've done plays and stuff

and afterwards, like, that you had so much energy.

Really, you were in it the whole time.

And I have to tell you this, this is also true.

I'm going to Rolling Stone, two-thirds of the movie's crew asked not to be listed

with the credits.

Oh my gosh.

Seriously.

It's like the ice agents of the production world.

You haven't seen that many names redacted since the Epstein file.

It's a lot of the same people.

Yeah.

Probably.

Phil Clinton, Nell and Dershoewitt.

No, they're in the grip now.

All right, Ken.

Here's your last quote.

Exploding trees are possible.

That was a headline warning people to watch out for exploding trees during what recent weather event.

Massive snowstorm that hit all around us.

Yes, the big cold, the big winter storm that blanked into the country of this last week.

That storm did not just make roads impassable and it did not just make your skin burn

from the cold.

It also caused trees to explode.

This is great news for those of us who've always wished trees would finally do something.

So this happens when moisture gets into a tree and it pre-existing crack.

And then it gets very cold.

The ice forms and it expands and all of a sudden the crack basically gives way.

And the tree just was poof.

And then you should not stand too close to trees when this is going on.

Because this would be a very embarrassing way to go.

This is also why the trees need Botox.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Tighten that up.

They don't move around.

Tons of people post videos this being the world we live in of exploding trees.

It's pretty cool.

You hear loud noise and the tree suddenly goes pfff falls apart.

The phenomenon is also called, and this is true, frost crack.

Which is also what you get when your snow pants fall down, right?

Which is also something about drugs.

Go ahead.

My head went to Robert Frost, but that's just me.

Very different.

And that's why we're on NPR, ladies and gentlemen.

Bill, how do Ken do in our quiz?

Wow.

Ken, you did great.

Three of no.

Congratulations, Ken.

Well done.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You found the show.

Thank you.

Take care, Ken.

Boom, boom.

Boom, boom.

Boom, boom.

And now a panel time for you to answer some questions about this week's news.

Peter, times are stressful.

We know that, but The New York Times has offered advice for achieving, quote,

nirvana.

Just do what?

Subscribe to The New York Times.

No.

I'll take it.

It's okay.

I mean, not only do you achieve absolute inner peace, you also find out if you have polyps.

Get a colonoscopy?

Yes.

Go get a colonoscopy.

A writer was finally forced by his advancing age to get a colonoscopy and he discovered

that they're actually wonderful, a secret known only to all the people who have gotten a colonoscopy.

Why do you think we're smiling all the time?

I'm sorry.

I've had two.

I do not agree with the sentiment.

I like the being knocked out and not being awake for it, but have you prepped for a colonoscopy?

Okay, so most people who enjoy colonoscopy, it's all about the drugs.

They give you the procedure, you're out, you wake up, you feel good.

It's okay.

You feel good for the rest of the day.

This guy even loved the prep.

That's when yes, that's when you have to drink gallons of horse laxative until your organs

liquefied.

Exit your body.

He says, quote, it was as liberating as a spa day.

He called it, quote, my diarrhea vacation.

Oh my god.

And I will admit it is kind of fun to discover that your own body is a clown car.

I had no idea I would all fit in there.

You know, people get on the New York Times for so many like political efforts.

This is the last trouble.

I'm not interested in their opinions on colonoscopies.

Yeah, this guy is going to be so amazed if he ever takes an actual vacation.

You mean I don't have to spend all day lying next to the toilet?

This Wisconsin delts is heaven on earth.

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From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me the NPR News Quiz.

I'm Bill Curtis, we are playing this week with Annie Rowerda, Nagin Farsad and Peter Gross.

And here I get as your host at the Studebaker Theatre in the Chicago, Illinois.

Peter's Hago!

Thank you, Bill.

Right now, it's time for the Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me Bluff the listener game called One Triple Eight, Wait, Wait to Player Game in the Air.

How are you around Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me?

Hi, this is Caroline from Tacoma Park, Maryland.

I know Tacoma Park have friends there. What do you do there?

I am a life and leadership coach and an organizational learning specialist.

Organizational learning specialist? What is that exactly?

It's designing learning programs and learning strategies to help companies and organizations function better.

Oh, I was hoping you could help me meet in my office, but that's also good, because I desperately need the help.

Well, welcome to the show, Caroline. You are going to play the game in which you must try to tell truth from fiction. What is the topic, Bill?

Let's go sightseeing.

So it's great being a tourist. You're so busy trying new foods and seeing sites.

You don't realize how dumb all the locals think you are.

Our panelists are going to tell you about a new surprising tourist attraction that people are flocking to.

Pick the one who's telling the truth. You'll win our prize, the wait waiter of your choice and your voicemail.

Are you ready to play?

I'm ready.

All right, first, let's hear from Peter Gross.

Scandinavians are famous for their sleek minimalist design style.

This week, the Museum of Interior aesthetics opened in Stockholm, Sweden, celebrating that style,

with room after room of clean lines and minimalist flair.

As a fun contrast, museum founders included an exhibit called the Vulgart Room, or Vulgar Room,

featuring some extremely non-scandinavian design choices.

Items in this tackling decorated room include a neon-bud light mirror perched above a red belt poker table,

a burgundy velvet couch next to a lime green plethora couch, a 70-inch TV sitting on boxes of books you've never unpacked after moving.

Much to the chagrin of organizers, this is the most popular part of the museum.

People are fascinated to see so many horrible design choices up close, says museum director Jens Olipsen.

It's very depressing, and that comes from someone who was raised on Stringberg plays in Bergman movies.

To add insult to injury, visitors are also obsessively grabbing up only the gaudiest souvenirs.

The gift shop is already out of plastic couch covers that poster of Albert Einstein sticking out his tongue,

and Federal Bikini Inspector Drink Cozies.

A museum of good modern design becomes instead an attraction for people who like the Vulgar stuff.

Your next odd attraction comes from Annie Rowerda.

Sumerian 67 Fever has struck teens and tweens traveling to the UK.

Instead of Buckingham Palace and that dumb Ferris Wheel, middle schoolers from America are dragging their parents to the British Museum.

The reason? A 3,400-year-old Sumerian tablet.

In the bottom left corner of an otherwise unremarkable clay slab sits a seemingly innocuous pair of squiggly figures.

They're meaning in Sumerian, lost to time. They're uncanny resemblance to Arabic numerals that we all know, six and seven.

Museum staff report that pre-teens literally jump at the chance to snap a selfie with this apparently hilarious relic,

and that attendance was up 250% compared to the same period last year.

It's even sparking an interest in more travel, with many happy kids asking,

Mom, dad, for spring break, can we go to Iraq?

It's popular with British kids too.

Kelly Warner, a fifth grade teacher at William Shakespeare Primary School in London, said that she had seen such a surge of student interest in the Sumerian way of life

that she introduced a new student unit on the epic of Gilgamesh.

Reported one of her students, shout out to 6-7 for introducing me and the boys to our new passion for ancient Sumerian culture.

Life was crazy back then.

Middle school kids dragging their parents to see the 6-7 Sumerian slab at the British Museum.

Your last tourist trap tale comes from the Geenfarsaw.

Ah, the glamour of international travel, the churches and museums, the exotic food, riveting cityscapes, and the Costco's.

That's right, there's a trend among American tourists that involves visiting Costco's and other countries on purpose.

These super fans of bulk consumption call themselves Cosconians, and they won't stop till they've sampled every hot pocket in every time zone on God's green earth.

Did you know that hot pockets in Australia flush the other way?

After visiting a Costco in Japan, one woman said, it ranks right up there with the temples.

Of course, you wouldn't be a true Costcoian if you didn't buy the hot dog in every exotic Costco.

Turns out they do taste different because in some countries, hot dogs are made of a recognizable meat.

Look, they can all be perfect.

All right.

So according to a report we found this week, tourists are going to a surprising place, or at least for a surprising reason.

Was it from Peter Gross?

Tourists heading into a museum of good design in Oslo just to look at the exhibits of bad design.

From any rower to middle school kids rushing to the British Museum because they think an ancient slab from Sumer says six, seven, or from Nagin Fursad.

Tourists from America heading overseas and instead of seeing the local sites, they go to the Costco, which is the story of tourism we found in the news.

I'm kind of tempted by Nagin's story about Costco, but I think I'm going to go with Peter's.

So you're instead of Nagin's story about Costco, you're going to choose Peter's story, which is the museum of excellent design.

Unless that's the wrong answer.

I think I'm going to go with Peter's story.

We're going to go with Peter's story.

All right. Well, we spoke to someone familiar with the real story.

The classic Costco hot dog in pizza are here, but you can also get a nice little creamy mushroom soup, duck boogie, and even prugogi pizza.

That was Hannah Ashering, a deputy food editor at Bon Appetit, talking about the glories that are available at the Korean Costco food courts.

I'm so sorry you got fooled.

Happened to the best of us.

You did earn a point for Peter, though.

Thank you.

And he's grateful and we're so grateful you called.

Thank you. This was really fun to have you.

Bye.

Doesn't matter, I don't care.

I will shop most anywhere.

Nothing but the best for me.

And now the game we call not my job.

John M. Chew was a prodigy as a kid making movies with his four siblings in Northern California.

But unlike most child prodigies, he ended up doing really great.

He's directed music videos and documentaries and features like Crazy Rich Asians, the highest grossing American movie ever with an all Asian cast.

And now Wicked, and it's sequel Wicked for Good in theaters now.

They're the biggest movie musicals in decades.

John Chew, welcome to Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

Thank you.

It could be here.

It's great to have you.

So you grew up in Northern California, the son of a very accomplished restaurateur.

Right?

You grew up in the restaurateur.

Yes.

And it's still there.

46 years later, my dad's still there.

He's 82.

It's called Chef Chew's, and he's there all the time.

He loves to work and loves to eat.

Wow, yeah.

And were you ever tempted to go into that business?

Never.

Not once.

Not even a little bit.

I wouldn't, you know, a restaurant being raised in a restaurant, it's great because it's a house of stories.

Everyone's telling stories to my dad.

My dad's telling stories to them about me.

And it's the people in that restaurant because it was in Palo Alto and Silicon Valley that people from Adobe gave me software to edit with.

Gave me cameras, gave me computers.

So it was a very beautiful thing.

Wow.

And that's what I meant, that you were identified pretty early as somebody with a flare.

So you went to film school and you made a short film which got a lot of attention.

And I was able to find the trailer for it online.

Oh man.

And it's called when the kids are away, right?

Yes, yes it is.

And if I understood correctly, because it's just the trailer, the idea is little kid leaves for school with all his friends leaving for school, leaving their housewife mothers,

they're all sort of traditional housewives.

And as soon as they're gone, the housewives break up into these fabulous big choreographed musical numbers.

Yes, what they do when the kids are away.

And I watch this and I'm like, oh my god, it was true.

But the twist of the movie is at the end, I'm just going to ruin it for people.

Please, because you'll never find it.

The end of it is that this kid gets found and he starts to share his moves.

He thinks he's in trouble, but he shares his moves.

And he actually introduces new moves to them.

And we find out that he's actually little Michael Jackson.

And that's the passing on of the old musical to the new musical, because from then on, he knows how to do that.

Wow.

I'm just thinking.

It's very deep.

Yeah, it was very deep.

You were a dancer.

You studied tap dance for a long time, right?

I did.

I was forced to tap with my sister, because my mom didn't.

I was in the car when she would take all her brothers' sisters to different dance things.

So I did tap with my sister.

I didn't want any other people at our class.

So me and my sister did our local talent show, our school talent show every year.

Wow.

Were you any good?

If by tapping well, you mean like glitter and gloves.

And I did this one, me and my shadow with my sister.

I got enough fight right before we're doing it in front of our school.

And my mom brought in the wood panels.

And my sister and I are fighting.

And so she's really shy.

And I don't sing along with her.

So she had to sing in front of her whole school by herself.

And I'm in this big black unit heart as her shadow.

And so I haven't lived it since then.

Really?

I actually still feel very guilty about that.

So you have a big fight, and you have to do this dance number.

And you won't sing.

You sing the whole number by yourself.

And you're just behind her in your black unit heart.

And she's like geek.

And my shadow.

It was devastating.

Right.

And she's never seen any movie you've ever done because she's still mad.

At some point, I will get in the unit heart and sing in front of her for at some point.

Right.

So you grew up on musicals.

And so you must have been excited when you got to direct the movie version

of probably the biggest musical in the last 20 years, right?

Wicked.

Yeah, I was psyched.

I saw Wicked before it was ever on Broadway.

When it was at San Francisco because we had a season ticket.

And my mom called me up.

I was at USC at the time.

She said, come watch Stephen Schwartz's new musical.

So I got to watch it as patient zero before anyone knew anything about it.

I just have to ask to personal reasons when you were watching Wicked.

Were there any middle-aged men in the audience sobbing at defying gravity?

Did that happen at all?

We were all sobbing.

We were all sobbing.

Okay.

So I have to ask you about this, especially with the first installment Wicked.

There were so many marketing tie-ins.

There was Wicked branded crocs.

Wicked mac and cheese cups.

Wicked barbies.

Wicked Stanley Cups.

And Wicked build-a-bearers.

I'm assuming you own all of them.

Yep.

Yep.

Have it all.

Now I know who sponsors this show.

Exactly.

Do you have a favorite of those that they threw at you?

Listen, the swiffer is pretty cool.

When you go to Target and you see the alphabet and the length of the section.

And they're there.

I mean, it's not a broomstick.

It's close enough.

Wicked swiffer.

Wicked swifters.

What it makes sense?

It's not as late.

No.

That would be, that's a good way to get your kid to clean the house like your kid loves.

Yeah.

I'm defying gravity.

He is there.

Yeah.

I got one more question.

So I watched before Wicked some years ago, you made not one but two movies with Justin Bieber.

And I'm watching the second one.

I had to.

It's the one that's leaving Netflix soon.

And here's the thing.

You designed the concert in addition to filming the movie of the concert.

And including, which I thought was intensely cool, Justin's entrance into the concert,

in which he is, he flies in for shadowing the alphabet, right?

With these enormous wings.

And I was wondering, speaking to you as a creative genius, if you have any idea that how I can improve my entrance.

Because I just kind of walk out.

You need the blazers.

Yes.

And you need your wings.

You know, his wings were made of all his things that he actually knows how to do.

It's built of all the things that have carried him.

You know, again, I'm very deep, guys.

You have to find your wings.

Wow.

So my wings, all the things that got me here would be standardized tests and anti-depressants.

I could see it.

And don't forget to Van and I.

No!

That is harder.

John Chu, it is a pleasure to talk to you.

We have invited you here today to play a game we're calling.

That's wicked goods.

Since you directed Wicked for Good, we thought we'd ask you about a famously wicked good place, Boston, Massachusetts.

Oh, God.

We're, by the way, now that I think of it, Wicked Swiffer sounds like something they'd say.

And Wicked Swiffer.

Anyway, answer two or three questions correctly.

You'll win our prize fund of our listeners, the voice of anyone they might choose in their voice mail.

Bill, who is John Chu playing for?

Joe Robbins of Seattle, Washington.

All right.

You ready to do this?

All right.

Let's go, Joe.

I got you.

Okay, man.

Here we go.

Here's your first question.

Scientists have tried to study what makes people from Boston become people from Boston.

And one actual study discovered which of these findings?

A, Bostonian skulls are 5% thicker than the average Americans.

15% of Boston toddlers drink coffee.

Or see all Boston school districts have a unit on how to climb light poles.

Oh, my God.

The one that is like crazy enough, but not too crazy, would be the coffee, B.

You're right, John.

That's the last.

What?

Yeah.

Here's your next question.

Boston sports fans are known for their enthusiasm.

During the parade to celebrate the new England Patriots first Super Bowl win in 2002, what happened?

A, the crowd started chanting Yankees suck.

Even though they play baseball.

B, three fans were arrested for trying to throw beer bottles right into the hood of Bill Belicek's sweatshirt.

Or see fans crowdsurf Tom Brady all the way from his duck boat to a nearby bar.

I'm going to go A.

You're right.

That's what they did.

Of course that's what they did.

That's what I would do.

That seems fun.

Yankees suck.

I got to tell you.

I saw it on TV.

It was wicked, swiffer.

Here's your next question.

Earlier this month, Boston's WBZ News I team launched an investigative report after a man had something he'd been saving to pass on to his kids.

Ripped away from him.

Heartlessly.

What did that man lose?

A, his Red Soxies and Tickets located where his heckles could be heard on TV.

The 1981 Pontiac Trans-Am that was missing both axles.

Or see 93,000 Duncan Donuts rewards points.

Ripped away from him.

I'm just going to go with my what I think is just the most logical.

I'll go see.

You're right.

That's what it was.

He had accumulated 93,000 rewards points of Duncan.

He was hoarding them to hand out to his children.

This is only legacy and then Duncan changed the rules and they vanished.

Isn't that sad?

It's sad.

It's sad.

It's actually.

We had a great partnership with Duncan for good.

We could get these little munchkin tins.

It was great.

It's fantastic.

Of course.

Munchkins.

Yeah.

It's right there.

Can you talk to them about this guy's points?

I think we should talk to them.

Come on.

Come on.

Duncan Donuts, if you're out there, help this guy out.

Bill, how did John Chiu do an earthquake?

Three-right answers is wickedly good.

Look at awesome.

Look at awesome.

Wow.

Wow.

John M. Chiu is the award-winning director of the Wicked Movies.

You can stream Wicked for good now.

John M. Chiu, thank you so much for joining us.

And thank you.

Thank you.

There's the movies.

I cried like a baby.

Take care.

Goodbye.

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The NPR news quiz.

I'm Bill Curtis.

We're playing this week with Annie Rowerda, Nagin Farsad, and Peter Gross.

And here we go to your host at these do the Baker Theater and Chicago Illinois.

Peter Seigel.

Thank you, Bill.

In just a minute, it's about time we sat you down and finally had the talk.

The one where we talked to you in Limericks.

It's our listener at Limerick Challenge.

If you'd like to play, give us a call or one triple eight, wait, wait.

That's 1-888-924-8924.

Right now, panel, some more questions for you from the week's news.

Peter, in the battle to eradicate invasive predators from New Zealand, a big problem there.

Scientists have discovered at the perfect weapon.

What is it?

I don't know.

Something from Australia?

No.

I'll give you a hint.

Dunking these things in milk makes them especially powerful.

Chocolate chip cookies?

A kind of cookie.

A kind of cookie?

Oreo?

Yes, Oreo cookies.

So there is an invasive possum species in New Zealand, and most of them can be caught

in traditional ways.

There were some who were far too clever and wary to literally take the bait.

So officials needed something, quote, so tempting that it triggers reward-seeking behavior

to override caution, which is basic, I believe that's Oreos, right?

Camp confirmed.

That's invasive raccoons.

They're just like us.

I mean, honestly, isn't that the slogan of Oreos printed on the package?

No tempting that it triggers reward-seeking behavior to override caution, right?

And again, don't say it out loud.

Just let me shove nine of these to the room.

They definitely override the part of my brain that tells me you bought this for your kid

to take to school.

And it works.

And it works.

One sleeve per person in the thing where there's three sleeves.

Exactly.

And it worked in the two weeks before they switched to Oreos.

They caught one possum in the three weeks after the switch, 15.

Well, it would work on me if I was ever in New Zealand.

Oh, my God.

They caught four possums in Peter Groes.

Exactly.

I don't tell you, ma'am.

It's worth it.

Absolutely worth it.

Any, we all know there are secret formulas for Coke and the KFC, the Colonel's Secret

Recipe, while the Wall Street Journal wrote about another even more secret formula,

hidden in a bank vault, seen only by a few dozen people over the decades,

is the secret formula for what?

Okay.

The Crabby Patty is not real.

No.

It is going to be the secret formula.

Is it food?

Can you tell me that?

It's not a food.

It's not a food.

Oh, my God.

Can you give me a hint?

Yes.

Okay.

You know what they say.

The squeaky wheel gets the highly secret formula.

WD-40.

Yes.

WD-40.

Wow.

Amazing.

Whatever the formula is, it's working so well.

It really is.

Props to you, secret formula.

The Wall Street Journal wrote all about this.

Two amazing things in the story.

First, that the formula for WD-40 is one of the world's most highly guarded industrial secrets.

And second, that it has a formula.

I thought it was just a thing that there was.

On the periodic table.

Yeah, like the gold neon WD-40 argon carbon.

It seems like it should be down there on the bottom with the weird ones.

Exactly.

Yeah.

But also, isn't it just, I've always felt like it's just secretly olive oil or something.

You don't mean like it's not anything.

No.

No, it's an entire mystery what it is.

In fact, the WD turns out to stand for, what does?

I worked so well.

Like, I haven't had a sore throat in years.

I know.

It's amazing.

The formula is written down in a notebook that is locked in a bank vault in an undisclosed location somewhere in San Diego.

Only a handful of people have seen it over the past 70 years because, unfortunately,

the notebook also reveals the name of the inventor's secret crush.

Manaloi.

I don't think we know.

Coming up, it's Lighty Fill in the Blank.

But first is the game where you have to listen for the rhyme.

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Hi, everyone. Wait, wait, don't tell me.

Hi there, Peter. I'm Rachel from Lost Cruise to Snow Mexico.

Hey, Rachel, how are you?

I'm phenomenal. It's absolutely been a wonderful day for me so far.

I am so glad. What a good attitude. What do you do there?

I moved here to work on a trail crew with Conservation Corps in New Mexico.

Oh, how very cool.

I like it.

Is that your job? What do you do for fun? Accounting?

No, I'm a musician for fun.

Well, Rachel, welcome to the show.

Bill Curtis is going to read you three news-related Lemrex with the last word of phrase missing from each.

If you can find that last word of phrase correctly in two of the Lemrex, you will be a winner.

Are you ready to play? Let's go.

Let's do it. Here's your first Lemrex.

The airport lounge likes to promote deals.

But their mush had an ultra-hot throat feel.

I am making demands because I scolded my hands.

I have sued because they served me hot.

Oatmeal, man.

Oatmeal, there you go. Got it.

Good, good, good.

A man sued Air Canada for $5,000 for medical expenses and pain and suffering

because of an injury he received while eating oatmeal in their airport lounge.

He says he spilled some oatmeal onto his hand and it burned, it burned.

He asked for $5,000. He claimed that Air Canada was negligent in allowing people to serve themselves from the hot container.

A tribunal said, no, it was not an unreasonable risk.

And also said the oatmeal container had a large red flame symbol on the front warning people it was hot.

The guy said he just thought that meant the oatmeal was extra spicy.

He really said that?

No.

But he really did say, and that was their defense.

He said that they should have a trained person there to scoop the oatmeal for people to prevent this injury.

Because it's too dangerous.

Someone who went to college for four years and it's a grad school.

Specializing in all real studies.

This guy's really into workforce development.

All right, here is your next lemur.

We stinks like to seek new domains.

But slithered again is such a pain.

When home ground seems stale, we start riding the rails.

We stinks like to get on a train.

Yes.

King Cobra snakes are spreading really efficiently throughout India and researchers have finally figured out why.

There are mother-epping snakes on these mother-epping trains.

Researchers know that the snakes typically prefer forested areas in the inland of the country,

but they've been found making homes in a handful of unexpected and far-fun places.

And it turns out they all line up to nearby railway lines.

So they think the snakes are taking the trains.

I mean, maybe they're doing it to be sneaky.

Maybe they just look up and see this long thing moving around the ground and they go,

Daddy!

They're promoting the railway lines, you know,

like the commercials for whatever, and they're too good.

People are taking them to the snakes.

They're like, that looks like a lovely vacation.

I've never been to Goa.

It seems like a blast.

This explains why I saw a suspiciously skinny man in an overcoat ordering a frozen wrap to the cafe.

Here is your last lemur.

We belugas aren't sexual clingers.

For those keys in a bowl, we are ringers.

On most of our dates, we are swapping our mates.

Yes, beluga whaled pods are all the wingers.

Swingers, yes.

Swingers have determined that beluga whales are swingers,

repeatedly switching mating partners from year to year.

The findings were reported in the New England Journal of Ocean perverts.

Sluts.

I know.

I could tell, I could tell.

Weird how Rafi never mentioned that.

Bill, how did Rachel do in our quiz?

Three in a row.

Congratulations.

Thank you so much for calling, Rachel.

Take care.

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Now on to our final game Lightning Fill in the blank.

Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as they can.

Each correct answer now with two points.

Bill, can you give us the scores?

The game has three.

Annie and Peter each have two.

So that means the game you are in first place.

Annie and Peter retired for second.

Peter, we're going to start with you.

Great. Here we go.

The clock will start when they begin your first question. Fill in the blank.

On Tuesday, the new owners of social media app,

Blank, blamed a power outage for some posts being censored.

Snap chat?

No tick-tock.

On Monday, the White House announced it was increasing blanks on goods from South Korea.

Terrorists.

On Monday, Russia confirmed that its black C flagship was in fact sunk by a missile from Blank.

You okay?

Right. According to health officials, Blank expectancy in the US is on the rise.

Life expectancy?

Yes.

On Monday, the last two blanks on loan to zoos in Japan were returned to China.

Pandas?

Right. After a Waymo self-driving car crashed into several park cars in Los Angeles,

the company assured the public that Blank.

There's going to be Waymo with this.

There's not going to be Waymo with this.

Waymo assured the public the car was being driven by a human at the time.

No injuries were reported after the vehicle crashed into multiple cars

in a residential neighborhood, but Waymo was still quick to point out that it was human error

and that a self-driving car would never hit another car, only pedestrians.

Pill, how did Peter do in our quiz?

He got four right.

Eight more points.

Total of ten puts him in the lead.

All right. Very good.

In your applause, folks.

Any of you are up next, here we go, filling the blank on Thursday.

Senate Democrats and the White House reached a deal to avoid a blank.

Government shut down.

Right on Monday, the American Academy of Pediatrics released its updated childhood blank recommendations.

Screen time?

No vaccine recommendations.

This week, the Federal Reserve once again held Blanks steady.

Interest rate.

Right, citing declining sales electric carmaker Blank announced it was discontinuing two of its models.

Tesla?

Right after fans pressured him to write a song against Trump, children's songwriter, Raffi,

said he couldn't because Blank.

His voice is tired.

No, because as Raffi, he is not allowed to use the F-bomb in his songs.

On Monday, France faced a backlash after banning Blanks from their high-speed railways premium cabins.

Fates.

Cigarettes.

Kids.

Oh.

On Sunday, more dangerous than Fates and Cigarettes.

These are the French paid ban kids long before cigarettes.

On Sunday, the Seahawks and Patriots won their conference title games and will face each other at the blank.

Super Bowl.

Right.

After two boys, age 9 and 11, at a daycare in Canada, got in a fight over a toy dinosaur,

the younger boy blanked the older boy.

Um, pooped on.

No.

He sued him.

Oh.

The 11-year-old hit the 9-year-old in the finger with a toy dinosaur and in that classic school yard taunt,

the 9-year-old said, I'll see you in court.

Toot.

In the end, the judge sided with the older boy in dismiss the suit, which is a huge relief because he was facing

10 to 15 years in the timeout chair.

Bill, how did Annie do on our quiz?

Hey, we've got a Super Bowl here.

Four right, eight more points, 10.

I mean, she's tired with Peter.

All right, then, and how many then does Nigine need to win?

Four to win.

Three and a half to tie.

Here you are.

Here we go, Nigine.

This is for the game Nigine.

On Wednesday, the FBI rated a central election office in blank.

Georgia.

Right.

On Tuesday, the acting president of Venezuela pushed back against the White House's demands to restart

blank production.

Oil.

Right.

This week, President Trump escalated his threats of military action against blank.

Iran.

Right.

According to health officials, South Carolina's blank outbreak is the US's biggest in 25 years.

Measel.

Right.

This week, an AI-generated ad promoting Tasmania's tranquil hot springs had to be removed because blank.

They're not tranquil.

No.

They're not there.

There are no hot springs in Tasmania.

On Tuesday, the blank clock was set closer to midnight than it has ever been.

Oh, the end of the world?

Yeah, the Doomsday clock.

On Monday, Cadillac became only the second American carmaker to have a blank racing team.

A F1?

Yeah, Formula One.

Car shoppers suspected a car auction site was using AI when photos of a used Cadillac showed

that the car had blank.

Arms.

No.

The ads photos showed that the Cadillac had cobblestone floors.

If you're unfamiliar with the 1999 Cadillac Deville, one thing to know about it is that it does not have cobblestone floors on the interior.

It's hard to say why exactly.

The auction site thought they should add that to the pictures of the car.

But honestly, for me, the only way I know I'm in a true luxury vehicle is if I might sprain an ankle.

Bill didn't again do well enough to win.

Did really well.

Six right, 12 more points.

15 gives her the win this week.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Yes.

So I'll get you guys.

Congratulations.

Gracious and defeat.

Not gracious and victory whatsoever.

Coming up, our panelists predict now that we know they can explode.

What surprising thing will trees do next?

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Negine Farsal?

They can't have cracks so they're going to get into skin care so their barks look hot.

Any rower dot?

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