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Hey, have you missed us?

I have gotten some DMs from people who love the widths,

Stu Gotts and Hawkman podcast saying,

hey, haven't heard you guys in a while,

did you get Stu Gotts?

Here's why there hasn't been an episode.

There's two things going on.

Stu Gotts is traveling a lot.

I've been going to, we record the episodes in the morning

and I'm home in Boca Raton.

Well, we're doing major renovations to our place.

So it's super, super noisy,

and I do a daily radio show from 2006.

And so because it's so noisy,

I haven't been able to work from home a lot.

So I gotta go down to Miami where the studios are.

Where it's every day,

which kind of cuts into our taping time.

So that's why there haven't been

with Stu Gotts and Hawkman episodes in the last,

I'm gonna say 10 days maybe.

Yeah, it's been about 10 days.

Good ones in the holster.

We do, and you're such a great teammate

because I appreciate you saying that,

but I've also been traveling across the country

since last Thursday.

So the combination of those reasons

is why there has not been a new episode

of what's to Gotts and Hawk.

Did you get dinged by a TSA anywhere?

No, I mean, I'm trying to go to small airports.

I'm trying to avoid the larger airports.

It was impossible to avoid when I was flying

from Los Angeles back to the East Coast,

but even in LAX, I did not deal with any sort of TSA issue.

So I was lucky.

Good for you, man.

So he hasn't gotten dinged by TSA, Hawk,

but one thing you have to learn about Stu Gotts,

somehow every flight he's on gets delayed.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, those are the times, man.

I mean, what can I tell you, you know?

Listen, I deal with that every day with Crowder as well.

Whenever, whenever Crowder's late for something,

his plane was delayed or canceled,

and I was going, oh, yeah, give me a flight number.

Let me just look at that on Google.

Let me just check the old flight tracker.

Yeah.

That's exactly where my lies would start though and rabble.

If Taylor would learn to ask for the flight number.

So when Stu Gotts was in Chapel Hill,

he was like, hey, I just got to Chapel Hill at 130.

I did look up flights.

The latest flight got into RDU at like 9.30, 10 o'clock.

And I was like, yeah, you know what?

This isn't even worth picking this battle.

Stu Gotts flying private.

That's why I deal with TSA.

It gets there when I wanted to get there, right?

And it takes off when I wanted to take off.

I think he's on Herb Streets.

Herb Streets got the hours on that PJ.

I think he uses those.

Yeah, I use Kirk's account is what you're saying.

So here are some of the requests we've gotten

for the with Stu Gotts and Hawkman podcast.

One of them, which it's ready to go.

We just have to record it.

All the sound has been cut up and it's ready.

Someone wanted us to revisit the fake Steven Segal era.

And I love that era.

One of my great impersonations.

And for about a three, four week span, fake Steven Segal.

Well, Steven Segal was everything on the show

because he was fascinated.

He had this television show called Steven Segal Lawman.

And I was fascinated by it.

And then I started doing the fake Steven Segal.

Yes, we would have these weird stretches

where we became obsessed with an individual

and that person became the entire show.

It really did.

It's funny that you say that.

So the Steven Segal episode is coming.

And there is, I don't know if people remember or not,

there is a time.

Well, yeah, I've been doing my Steven Segal like this.

There is a time where we bring Steven Segal,

the actual Steven Segal on.

He's now like a Russian citizen.

He's like Putin's right hand man for anything entertainment.

I don't know, but he's a right hand man for something.

What is Steven Segal?

I mean, bizarre, right?

A trajectory no one could have guessed.

Like, do you even know Taylor?

Do you know Steven Segal?

So the only way I know him is through the show

and those videos of him doing like kickboxing.

Mm, yeah.

So he was, there were like what, maybe 80s and 90s

to got John Claude Van Dam.

Yes.

Steven Segal.

Yeah.

And Chuck Norris?

Yeah, and Chuck Norris, another person

that we became obsessed with on the show

and making a rest in peace.

That's what I was saying.

Yes.

We became fascinated with Steven Segal.

We also became fascinated with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris passed away last week.

Yes.

We have an episode ready to go.

Yeah.

Now, what's the most memorable thing

about Chuck Norris' appearances on the Levitar show?

My first question to Chuck Norris in which I botched

because Dan, who was nervous,

because we built up the interview so much

over so much time that Dan, for the first time

in show history, decided it was a good time

for me to ask the first question.

And I was not ready for it.

So now, that question, that moment,

is in Levitard show history.

No, Dan.

Everyone knows it.

Yes.

What I've uncovered, I'm like Pobletori, all of a sudden.

Nice.

What I have uncovered is that Dan mangled one of the Chuck Norris

facts worse than you did.

Oh, really?

Wow.

And for whatever reason, we didn't play that one

over and over and over again for years.

We played yours.

Yes.

I can pinpoint that reason.

I mean.

Hawkeman finds out.

I love this.

But he has, so anyway, we've got two excellent episodes

coming up.

We were planning this Steven Cigall episode

and then Chuck Norris passed away.

So he got attacked to me.

He's like, hey, we got to do a Chuck Norris retrospective.

And I start going back and I'm listening to all this sound.

And there's some wild stuff in there, man.

We suede him.

He was so boring.

We suede him.

Do you recall all that?

I do recall it.

I recall feeling bad about doing it.

I recall fearing for my life because we did it.

But we had built up Chuck Norris

into such an enormous character.

And there were such lofty expectations when Chuck finally

came on to the show and it fell flat.

Yeah, we had him on twice.

I can, I can only find two times.

And but we were, when I tell you, when those Chuck Norris facts came out,

we were obsessed.

It's all we were talking about.

And what happened was we ended up being able to book them on the show.

And this, and so then you'll hear all this in the episode that's coming up next week.

I re-image the show.

When he was coming on, this was such a big deal.

I re-imaged the entire show.

We call, for that day, it was called the Chuck Norris show.

And I had the big voice re-image it.

So the big open for the show was this is the Chuck Norris show.

The rejoins coming into every segment where the Chuck Norris show.

We re-imaged the show because we were so delighted that he was actually joining us.

Was it with Dan Stegatz and Hawk?

I mean, gonna go, it was the Chuck Norris show.

And then with Stegatz and maybe Hawkman, if he threw his name in there on his own.

So Hawk, I just want to, I just want to make the point to the listeners here

that we had built up Chuck Norris because we were doing those Chuck Norris jokes

and we were taking phone calls on Chuck Norris.

You know the jokes, like, you know, God doesn't pray to Chuck Norris.

Doesn't pray to God.

God prays to Chuck Norris.

I thought you were going to do the T-Rex and the Jeep again.

No, but Taylor has that for us.

So anyway, that one's coming up.

Chuck Norris coming up, Steven Seagulls coming up.

I'm telling you, you are going to love these episodes.

You're gonna hear stuff because I hadn't heard this stuff in a while

because there's like a couple of things that we know,

but as I dug deeper, like, there's some really great sound

from both those episodes.

So those are coming up.

There's another, I got a DM.

You can always DM me on Instagram.

What you want to hear on the pod.

We need to do an episode on this.

Somebody DM me.

It's Radio Mark Ockman, by the way, on Instagram.

Apologies if you weren't around for this,

but I remember Stu used to comment that he fired Alice in

and then hired her back.

I'm not sure what happened.

Were you with Stu Gotts when that happened?

I was there when he fired her.

Yes.

We need to do an episode on that

because I haven't recall what transpired.

I remember Booge was still part of the lineup.

I was at Universal Studios in Orlando,

and I got word that you had let Alice and Go

and Booge called me and Booge while I was supposed to be

spending, you know, family time at Universal with my family.

Yeah.

I ended up spending an hour and a half on the phone with Booge,

trying to figure out how we could strong arm you

to hire Alice and back.

Which this is working to me, Taylor.

I would all get together.

It didn't work though.

No, it didn't work though.

So I will only say this and I regret doing it

and she knows that.

I read an email from Alice in that quite simply,

I wasn't supposed to see.

I wasn't supposed to read and at a hard time

getting over it moving forward.

And you were the general manager of the station.

I was the GM, she was the program director

and she was excellent at her job

and she is excellent at her job.

Somebody says, let's fuck up.

Well, I mean, I think it worked out fine for everybody

in the long run.

Alison's a very good friend of mine to this day.

She works for the ringer and she's got a very good life.

Nice.

Yes, but she's a great person, she's a great person.

She's great at her job and I regrets doing it

because what are you supposed to do when you read an email

that you're not supposed to read?

And she was agitated with me, she was annoyed by me

and she had very good reasons to be so.

Well, I have DMed her while we text.

I texted her, hey, you should come on the pod

with me and Stugat's, her most recent response was fuck off.

That's why I fired her, I mean.

I hope you never see my text.

I'm not gonna make the same to state twice, I promise you.

You can tell me if we bring Alison on the podcast

and then you fire her again.

She doesn't even work for you.

I'd tell her.

I mean.

Looking at some of the other ones that I got

for Stugat's and Hawkman, is there any backstory

worth telling about the Roberto Duran interview?

I remember it being an uncomfortable interview for Dan

and those are always some of the funnier moments on the show.

That's an episode that we're going to have to do.

Are you familiar with that, Taylor?

Do you know the Roberto Duran interview?

That I don't.

Do you know who Roberto Duran is?

Hmm.

That I don't.

I mean, lead singer Duran Duran, I mean, come on.

Wow.

No, Roberto Duran is one of the greatest boxers from 80s and 90s, right?

Yes.

Was he the jaw of Stone?

What was his nickname?

Oh, you're the nickname guy.

What was his nickname?

You know what?

I cannot remember Roberto Duran's nickname.

But it was like.

Hands of Stone.

Hands of Stone.

Hands of Stone.

It was him and Sugar Ray Leonard and Thomas Burns

in that weight class.

And yes, he was a big, big star.

But I do remember the interview and Dan.

Yeah.

It was bad.

It was.

Remember what happened though?

No.

I don't remember the details.

I don't.

Roberto Duran.

We'll play this.

We'll do an episode on this.

Roberto Duran.

I believe I booked this.

I get a call.

There was a guy.

Well, Don King lives locally here.

Still alive, by the way.

You know, I found out it is alive a couple days ago.

Who?

Gene Charlotte.

Get out here.

You know, Gene Charlotte is.

Yeah.

Well, to why?

Yeah.

Yes, he's a movie critic.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Does Taylor know any, any jeans?

I mean, Gene?

No.

But do you know who, like you didn't know who he was before we, we introduced him.

I don't make jeans anymore.

Gene Simmons.

Gene Shizek.

Do you know Gene Simmons?

Do you know Gene Simmons?

Gene Simmons.

Yeah.

No.

One.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No.

One.

No.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Man.

It's crazy.

It's crazy.

Young people and you're like, it's shocking sometimes.

Yeah.

You like the fitness guy?

Yeah.

He's the fitness guy, you know.

There are also our demographic and I'm wondering if we should be talking about it.

I mean, Richard Simmons is the fitness guy.

He's that Gene Simmons is the lead singer of Kiss.

But you ask him who Clyde Simmons is and he'll know, Ben Simmons, he'll know.

By the way, Gene Simmons famously is the one who called Levitard Levitts.

Yeah.

And that stuck for years.

You call them Levitts for years.

You know, last time I spoke to him, I called them Levitts.

Yeah.

That was from Gene Simmons.

I've heard people are wondering, what is the last time you spoke to him?

I'm not going to tell you how about that.

Who were you spoken to more recently?

Gene Simmons or Dan?

Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked.

Right.

Gene Charlotte is still alive.

He's 100 years old, by the way.

He's 100.

I don't know if he could review a movie anymore, but he was ubiquitous on television as a movie

critic.

Roberto Duran.

Yes.

Someone in the boxing arena was promoting something with Roberto Duran coming down to Miami.

So I booked him on the show because Roberto Duran was a big name and that's the kind of guy

Dan wanted to talk to.

Yes.

Gets on the show.

Dan says, Roberto Duran, hands of stone, you know, blah, blah, blah, welcome to the Dan

Levitard show with Stu Gatz and Roberto Duran goes, oh, no, no, no, no, no English in the

room froze.

Yes.

Yeah.

And now Dan.

Did he do it in Spanish?

Did you hear this, Taylor?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because you got to hear this out.

Dan starts doing the interview in Spanish.

There's no other way around this.

But Dan's got to ask Roberto Duran a question in Spanish and he's not prepared to do this.

And then Roberto Duran is going to answer in Spanish.

But then Dan has to share to me and Stu Gatz and all the listeners what Roberto Duran

just said.

I mean, just a terrible way to do an interview and I remember Dan asking Roberto Duran

something in Spanish, Roberto Duran answers in Spanish and Dan's translating.

He goes, well, what he's saying Stu Gatz is that he, uh, and then Dan just goes, this

is going terribly.

Is it?

What are you saying?

You can feel him start sweating.

Yes.

Well, this was, wait till you hear that.

That's an episode counter.

I'm going to write that down with my Sharpie, by the way, after we're going to Chuck Norris

next week.

Yes.

Steven Segal next week.

The third one after that will be the Roberto Duran episode.

Uh-huh.

Would you like to tease the audience with my Chuck Norris question so they can get very excited

for, for Monday's episode?

I would, I would imagine everyone knows it, but I would love to hear it again.

All right.

We're going to see whether these, any of these here can crack Chuck Norris's top 10.

Now your favorite involves the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

You want to do yours?

Yeah, that, uh, uh, Chuck Norris was tracing the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

The Rex was not chasing the Jeep.

Okay.

In Jurassic Park.

Wait a second.

I kind of blind.

I didn't know you were thrown.

That's my fault.

What it was.

Wait a minute.

I deliver that one.

Good to start that way.

Such a great moment.

It was so terrible.

It was so bad.

You just saw me.

I took my headsets off still to this day.

I cannot hear it.

I don't want to listen to it.

Yes.

I'm telling you, Dan has as big a blunder during that Chuck Norris interview as that one.

It's he mangles one of the Chuck Norris facts just as badly as you did.

Well, all right.

I'm excited for this.

We'll get me off the hook by that.

Right.

Mark Rockman finds out and everyone will find out next week.

But anyway, DM me on Instagram if there's a segment you want to hear.

But we will absolutely do the Steven Seagull, the Chuck Norris, and we'll get to Roberto

Durran in the next three episodes.

So we appreciate everyone reaching out, wondering where episodes have been.

That's the story.

I don't even know if you can hear construction behind me right now, but they're cutting

tile like times behind me.

So I do appreciate people realizing we were off for 10 days.

They want episodes that feels good.

I'm happy to hear it.

Everybody wants these.

Yes.

And trust me.

I want to put these out because I've listened to the Chuck Norris on the Steven Seagull

sound.

Like I want to get this stuff out because it's really for the Levitard Joffins, the old

ones.

It'll be, it'll be good stuff.

So is this an official episode?

Are you going to ask me three nicknames in order for us to get off the air here?

Is that what I do?

It is.

Okay.

It's an retailer.

Another gas coming up.

It's stylish.

Freaking out.

No, no.

Let's bang out three.

You see that there's controversy with an athlete's nickname between George Gervin and Caleb

Williams.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, George Gervin's right.

He's the ice man.

Caleb Williams should be ashamed of himself.

I mean, seriously.

But shouldn't George Gervin?

He's had 40 years to trademark it.

Yeah.

It's, you know, it's a terrible job by George, but still I don't think you need to trade

market when everyone knows when you say ice man, you think George Gervin or what

you're talking about.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Right.

I mean, I'll never think about Caleb Williams.

I promise you.

All right.

Here we go.

Three nicknames in order to end today's podcast.

Okay.

I forget.

Do I give you the nickname or the player?

You give me the player.

I give you the nickname.

Yes.

All right.

I mean, 50's a bet, Sean.

Please pick three of the easiest ones you can.

Yeah.

He's got a guy.

He's got a guy.

He's got a guy.

He's got a guy.

Three.

I'll go the logo.

The logo.

Okay.

There we go.

Dion Sanders.

Brian Tahn.

I could make this top or easy on Taylor right now.

Urban Johnson.

I can make it something easy, but do it right.

Magic.

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