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I don't know how crazy we can get here you can get us listen you can get as crazy as you want

I was gonna have you detail what you did with poor Jared and Montreal. I mean

I just like you open up with car crashes gunshots, but the one and one thing you got to hold back on is an Iowa karaoke story

I'm at one. I don't know if that's ready for the air at Mayo Xperia

Back for Thursday number three on the Pat Mayo experience. Code Mayo underdog if you haven't figured that out yet

That would be helpful if you go do that CJ Sullivan Kenny Kim stepping in for this Thursday edition

Kenny, what was the story you were about to tell us it sounded insane

Okay, so I was lighting up a cigarette and I was just introducing myself to CJ and I was talking about how you know

He's like, oh guy smoking and I just said that you know

Sit these cigarettes have gotten me out of jams before

It was not in a judgmental way real quick. I was saying it was a good look because you're on mute and the smoke was coming through and you're like these

Yeah, the right kind of cigarettes smoked have gotten me out of situations. Go ahead. Sorry. Yeah, so I just want to say myself there

So so a few years ago

I drilled somebody a pedestrian. I fucked him up pretty bad

All right, it wasn't my fault. I didn't get in trouble

I didn't have to pay for anything because he was it was it was my fault, but it was still horrible. All right, I was in southeast DC

in a

Going to a site visit and I was leaving. I'm not the best neighborhood. Okay, I make it right. I don't see the guy. He's not in the

in the

Crosswalk. He's about 10 feet in the front of it and I'm looking to cross it. I don't see one

I pull up and I hit him right on the left side like I see his feet like

Next to me, right, you know, I'm saying pretty bad like I fucked him up

Like it reminded me of

Revenge of the Sith at the end where Anakin's like crawling to like you know get out of the lava

That's how this guy was crawling to the sidewalk. It was horrible, right? And so you know, I stopped

I pull over of course

cops come and like I guess this guy was like a very popular kid in the neighborhood

like he he taught like

He was like you volunteered at the YMCA at the boys club and stuff like that

He was like a like a really centerpiece of the community when I hit him and um

So I'm there, you know, I'm I'm a wreck. I mean, this is horrible, right?

I felt so bad the guy was jacked up, right?

And I got a big car. I got, you know, four-runner limited

So it's it's coming at him

And so I'm there at the cops are there and like the whole neighborhood comes out

Right the whole neighborhood comes out the grannies, you know, cut the aunties come out with their like, you know

Moo Moose and they're talking oh my god, it's guy

Whatever talking about how good this kid was and everyone's looking me at it in a way, okay

And so

The cops are there and I'm like oh, I need something to drink

I'm not really feeling great at this point in time and so I asked the cop I was like can I walk over to the 7-11 here

And just get something to drink man. I need something to calm me down

After what happened and so I'm like all right, so I started walking down there

And I need three guys that were around the accident seem big big guys

They follow me

To like behind me in the 7-11 about

A little worried because you know, I just did like run over like one of their boys, right?

Well a little bit worried, right? And so I see him coming. The first thing I do is I turn around

When I get there before I go in and I light up a cigarette and I smoke

These

Okay, yeah, and so I light it up and they come up to me. I was like oh man. I'm so sorry

I was like oh you guys want to I didn't I didn't see him. I feel so bad

I was like you guys want to smoke and they're like oh you smoke new ports. We're like yeah

Yeah, yeah, I smoke new ports you want some here and giving me to and it felt like

I got out of a situation. Yeah in that in that time that could have been

Very detrimental to my health

They're like well, he wasn't that great of a kid anyways since you have new ports. He wasn't a little bit there

He kind of fudge some of those grades, but yeah, you're all right with me. I like that

The messed up thing is I have no idea what happened to me like I got my car claim in the police report was filed

um

My insurance tried to get in touch with them for months

Nothing happened

The police report they couldn't find the police report anymore

I have no clue what happened to this guy. I'm hoping he's still alive

Yeah, well, it sounds like they run that racket every week basically for just for three new ports really that they've got an insurance

Played there, but yeah, that's the old insurance scam. So you get some new ports out this good. Yep

So was this more terrifying for you in that moment more or less than that time you found the bullet hole in your wall

I didn't find the bullet hole in the wall bullet. I heard the bullet come into my house

It's not like oh like wait. It's not like I saw oh like where did that come from? It's like

What the fuck just happened

Yeah, that story was crazy too

Because the guy some my neighbors right here. I live in this townhouse. My neighbors. They

It's rented out and so usually rent the college kids and these guys have been living here for a while

Good kids. Good kids

But they have these parties every Friday where they make some money the one of the guys is a DJ

Right, and the other one is a security guy like and so they have these parties where like they wand people

Before they go in and they have a really huge patio like a deck up back

They party out there. It's fine. They're kids. I was a kid once. I don't hate it fries and saturdays

As long as they keep it fries and saturdays and they ain't keeping me up all night on the week

And so one night I guess what happened was a guy was wandered in the house and they had a gun on him

I went and let him in and so while he was walking away. He just turned around and started shooting up the houses

Uh, all in in in there

I live like half a block from the police station

Like it's I would figure it's normally a safe place

But it's not anymore because like a mile down the road two cops got killed here recently

But you would expect if Fairfax, Virginia normally used to be a very safe neighborhood

And I wouldn't expect this but so what happened was I heard the shots

Um, I wasn't in my bedroom at the time. Thank God because if I sat up in my bed

After the first shot

I could have got hit

But yeah, so we found bullet holes. There's few bullet holes

But it what ended up happening was it worked out

Because the insurance covered not only the holes everything happened

The people on the deck jumped onto my deck

and then uh, you know, jumped

Onto the

That down the ground because there's no stairs and then they just ran through my my fence

And so I got a brand new fence

Built for free, which was nice and it's a beautiful fence and I got a dog a couple of years afterwards

So it worked out great no one got hurt

But it was definitely a moment

Wow, so the insurance covered your fence but not an honor student that you ran over

Basically, yeah, I like that. I think that's it. That sounds thumbs up our country

That sounds just like it. Yeah, that's a catch 22

One of the guys shows up to the party with you see and he's got a gun

You don't want to obviously let him into the party with a gun

We also want to turn him away because then he's going to use the gun

To express his anger for not being into the party. Yeah

CJ is this what you thought you were walking into when we

Exactly is what we did doing rehearsal all we did was uh war stories bullet hole stories. I love it

Tell people about you because it's your first time on the show

If people are unfamiliar with CJ Sullivan, where can they find you and what do you do?

And why are you on the show

That's a great question now you probably answer one of those

My show is called the bottom line bombs. It's on the sports gambling podcast network SGPN was showing green right cream

Or my show's personal spot on bombs. It's a combination of

comedy and

gambling picks picks with bits for tobacco you so only I like to say it is

Um, they do other shows on SGPN

But I was that once my main show do that one a couple of times a week also do stand up comedy at tour

All around and then

We shared each other's uh, we followed John and here we go then pat mayo slides into my DMs and here I am

On an on name show can't wait

That's how I got here. Yeah, maybe you can come up with the name. I don't know again

I will ask the people if you got better suggestions this time

Don't look in the comments section. That would be helpful

Also sub to the channel hit the like all that stuff gets to the algorithm going

Right, and we'll be good on that front

So let's reverse it to sports. I did have a few topics here and shout out to Jared

Because he'll be coming in with some too

So Kenny, I'll throw this to you. Do you want to talk about how much I hate the combine or gelp1 an addictive prevention?

I mean, I use gelp1

So that could be something that we can talk about that I'm familiar with the combine. I don't really pay attention to yeah

Well, that's okay. So let's start there. Let's start with the combine

I don't understand the point of the combine anymore who is paying attention to this except for people who get paid to cover football

Jerk each other off about whoa, we'll go to charge hands like does anyone actually care about this?

I know it's insane. I was so dumb. I thought that

That player for Miami defensive end was was good because I watched him play football

But then I found out he has short arms and apparently that means he's not good

I watched him, you know, and all the playoffs dominate and then they're saying nope not at all

He has 31 inch arms. They're like 31 inch arms because that good is that bad. I don't know. It's still like

Like when I honestly don't know my jacket size seem arm whatever

I don't know what what is a good number or bad number like then they're like oh

Michael Parsons is 32 Michael. What's it another inch? What's the difference? Like

It's just so weird what I have them in shorts and running track and track shoes and spandex with the blocks like who no

No, why receiver runs around with running blocks out there

Um, it's just it's just insane. Who cares about a 40 time? Kenny

It's like when the dunk contest used to mean something because

MJ was in the dunk contest or Vince Carter was in the dunk contest

I get none of the good college guys are gonna be drafted inside the top 20 or participating at the combine anymore

Why do I care about this?

Yeah, I mean

Here's the thing like

There used to be a timeline cared about right when I was like really heavy in the football and I love football

And it was the shit and you know, I was live and die breathe all I could do but in the last 10 years

I don't know if it's the quality of the game or how shitty my team has been

Oh, you were on a hold on you were on this show

No less than a year ago talking about the future how great Washington is how excited you were now they're shit again

But that's it. It's my team. It's really the only ones I care about now

Like and that's all sports like sports just

Don't do it for me as much as it used to

anymore except for my local teams, right?

I will live and die with my local teams when it comes to the whole broad aspect of the NFL the NBA

You know, I don't give a fuck anymore, and I think it's because the product's been watered down especially the NBA

You know, and the NFL just doesn't I don't like the way everything's going to being pacified. I get it

Like these guys have to they make a lot of money. They got to stay healthy. I understand that

But I feel like like the essence of the game has been lost

Where it was like that that give me you know me against you

Mano Mano in the trenches and like I will hit you as hard as I can anyway. I can't knock that ball loose

That's what I loved about football, right? And nowadays it's just not like that

Everything's just catered to the offense and it sort of brought me down

So I don't really don't care about the combine. It's basically a cattle call right for these guys to go out and show their shit

But like doesn't really matter like guys who run 4 140 yard dashers like how many of them actually been good

No, not ready CGU you have a team you root for

Uh, yeah, I'm an eagle fan um and the combined world no no colors in the combine. It's all all underwear um

But yeah, now I am a Philadelphia fans where I was born raised but um

Yeah, I mean, I agree. I think a lot of it is get what you're saying about uh not care anymore

This isn't when you get older and especially when you start gambling you

Easily can separate you know the passion is definitely gone

But like you're right the hometown team is like when you

You get that feeling like oh, I remember this feeling. Yeah, I remember caring about things and not looking at it through a cold dark lens

Of uh backdoor covers

Well, you're also an eagle's fan. So there's there's nothing they can do to make you feel good. You've been all right now

No, it's it's it's it's it's our birthright to hate

But okay, let's say jay one hurts the sides he quits football tomorrow

And let's say the last week before the combine you know like wow the eagles are in the market for a quarterback now

And then you go to watch the combine to get hyped about the next guy if they draft and none of the top four quarterbacks are doing anything there

They're just pass on that like that's not fun for you

Or they show up and they don't participate in some of the events like uh Carson back in Diego whatever they did

They just like yeah, we're not gonna run the 40 we're not gonna throw this

I'm much we're not gonna throw it all like wouldn't you be not gonna throw you're a quarterback

Ah, we're gonna have another day in Vanderbilt you guys can come to see us. I just wanted to hang out and

Type that up and tell you a little. Why do you even needapolis? It's just it's a bizarre and I'm that too because I bet on back to run

Oh slower than a 4 8 40 because he said he hasn't ran in years

But he claimed he ran a 4 7 and then all people do that. Yeah, I ran a 4 7 back in the day. He wasn't he was gonna run a 5

Was gonna be great

What do you guys think you guys run in a 40 right now?

I could drink a 40 fast maybe

I played darts yesterday for an extended amount of time um and I can barely walk

I'm not even joking like he's leaning forward on their front foot so much

Right and like I literally can barely walk today after playing darts

Well, you gotta go retreat. You gotta go retrieve them come back everything. I mean

It's it sounds sounds devastating Jared you're you're a dartsman

You have a dart board up in your room playing online with your friends. I do. Yeah. No, what can he said?

It's fucking bang on and the calf the hamstring like behind the knee that

The calf and then this little place right here in the arm. Yeah, like the other side of your elbow. It's your tennis cycle

I know it starts all day like you play for like eight hours. You're gambling. I lost like 1200 bucks

So like it was like intense, right? We were hammered too

So that sort of came into it

But like I could I could barely walk a 40 yard dash right now

It well Jared's young he he should be spry with this. He started playing hockey again like dude couldn't walk

Yeah, but he doesn't he heard his banjo string and that's got to fuck shit up

Yeah, no hockey hurt way less than playing darts for a few hours actually your real life. Yeah. No, calf was fucked

Is absolutely fine. Yeah

I played golf before I played golf before I played darts and I was fine. I got in

I wasn't sore. I it was my first round of the year no problem

Then eight hours of darts killed me

What what's it like playing golf in February? That sounds glorious. Hmm. It's great played Saturday shout out to the Roosevelt golf club

I told him to get my shout out on the show their big fans. We have a little Saturday skins game

It was hot

Actually, it was pretty it was crazy hot. It was like 85 or something. It was like the hottest day in February history

So hello and cuddle it's not it's not all you know paradise out here fellas. I know you guys are all

Snow and under but you can get steamy out here, but uh, yeah

It's one of the only advantages of golfing year-round for sure. It's uh, it's great. I just check I checked the weather. It's minus 12 here right now

Mm-hmm

That's that's not funny. Yeah, I'm playing it Saturday. It's supposed to be seven. I played this past Saturday was 60

Supposed to be 70 this Saturday. I was finally I was able to find a teatime 730

But I sort of like playing early in the morning. Yes for sure. Yeah, I got there for the sun roast

I mean you got you guys are larger individuals versus someone like me

So in our core group, there's two bigger guys two smaller guys

And they always talk about fat man golf that they wanted to be like a little bit misty not too hot

And like a bit wet on the ground. That's like ideal temps like I like it when it's I don't know what it would be in

Fahrenheit like 90 degrees

That's what I want to play in at all times

That's when I start to thrive playing golf when it's too cold my hands get cold

And I'm gonna talk about like when it's like actually cold, but like 60 degrees

That's not warm enough for me. Do you guys prefer it when it's colder than hotter?

I don't prefer 90 degrees in anything in life

Yeah, I don't know what it's like. That's that's it sounds like a lot of sweat

So no, I would I would go 75 of course who who wants it hot that's insane

I don't mind uh

They keep anymore. I used to I was a little bit heavier in the past

Uh, and as I've gotten older

uh

I've sort of run gone from running hot to running cold

Uh, yeah cold very easy now that I'm old uh, and I lost a little bit late

So I don't mind the 90 degrees. I mean, of course 7580 would be ideal

All right, but I mean, I'll play 90 95 even 100

Uh, once we get once we get the triple figures is when I

Start and we deal with a lot of humidity here in in the mid Atlantic

Uh, and so that tends to that tends to accentuate the temperatures, but uh, I'd rather have it 100 degrees and 30

Oh, yeah, for sure

And I definitely you definitely feel it if you're playing bad too like it's started

I started feeling the sun beat down me like once I tripled on number eight there

And it's like oh, yeah, now I'm like Moses and a desert getting back from like what am I doing out here?

I'm gonna drop these clubs and walk off

But yeah, it's start it starts hitting you if you're not playing well

Another thing is I don't drink on the course me need barely anymore

I used to you know, it used to be a social thing

I just got those part of the deal of playing golf

But now like I actually want to get better and like the goal to play golf is to play good golf

It's not to just hang around with your boys and get shitty like I like going on the boys

I just avoid the shitty part so I can play well and so without the booze

Oh 95 degrees is not as difficult

Yeah, that's true humidity's not something I ever really experience growing up

We don't get a ton of it here. Just living to right. I live a hundred yards from the ocean

And just it's windy all the time not a ton of humidity when I started moving around

I moved to Toronto moved in New York all of a sudden like it was like totally

So like 90 degrees here would not be 90 degrees there if that makes any sense. Yeah

for sure

And I agree all I also agree with the no drinking on the golf except for two scotches before and for the back

Because doctor recommends after the back. That's the city. Yep, but you don't take anything when you go out there

But yeah, that ocean breeze is definitely nice

There's certain groups of guys that I know when I'm playing with them

We're getting shitty and I have that plan, you know

But my core group of guys we like playing and we like playing well and we like gamble. Yeah

So so

We tend to avoid them and one of them is, you know

Opala who is trying to recover

So to be friends, you know

Like I'm an Opala but I'm not really trying to recover

Right, but yeah, he is and he's trying to make the effort

Got a family like kids and everything so we're trying to be good to him

And you're in your yeah, and your service to him is holding off for a couple hours in a golf course before you start

Not gonna back. You don't want to rub in his face

Kenny, I know you go on like the boys golfer if I got mine at the end of the summer every year

Anyway, I go on to one of them's like with my like core group long time friends

The other ones are just like random pairings of like three friends that have one interconnection

It's like a I was a serious golf trip but more serious people are there to go play some golf at some nice courses

Rather some dog track where everyone's kind of getting fucked up the entire time. CJ you do this as well

Golf trip with the boys. Yeah, it sounds great in theory

I don't really have like that kind of I'm gonna have my own regular golf crew or whatever that's like friends

But no, we don't do like a

Destination one to really as much as mom. I'm on the we're on the road a lot. So I don't know

It's something we definitely shouldn't put together. It's something you can do every day

It sounds like if you're always on the yeah, I know what that's true, too

But of course we're all spread out, but you're right. I'm just making excuses, but but where'd you guys go last?

Where'd you guys go last year? We went to Pinehurst last year. Oh, yeah, I would there two years ago

It's not technically a golf trip, but we do play golf and I have this auction link that I'm

And two of the guys are there are just absolutely loaded right and they basically just cover the trip

There's 10 people in the league and like there's a wait list to get in the league

The league's been going on for like 15 year 20 years. I got in like four years ago

Right, and I was on the wait list for like 12 years

Right, like no one leaves this league because it's amazing

Because these guys just pay for all of us to go to different locations. We've been to Pinehurst

We've been to Tampa. We've been to the landing city. We're supposed to go to Vegas

You know and stuff like that and they'd get this nice

Play your place to stay

You know, we end up doing our stuff usually playing golf at least one day

So I mean, that's like the boys trip. I mean, I mean me and Byron and Mike the producer for our show

We went on a trip to Iowa last year. That was a lot of fun. You know

Overdid it a little bit, but it was a lot of fun

So in Iowa

I mean, I probably pronounce I feel like I always pronounce that incorrectly

I don't care at this point if there's like the eight people in Iowa want to come after me. They can come out

By two two two digs in Iowa. They're in 10 seconds Pat listen Byron's there Byron's listing

He's gonna know he lives there. He can deal with it

But it is it one of those things where you can go play like a five star golf course

That would cost you 300 bucks around it's like 20 bucks. Yeah

80 bucks, so we play the tournament club of Iowa

They play I guess you also open qualifiers there and stuff like that

I think it was like 65 with a cart 60 with a cart or something like that

It's the I played pretty well in that trip like I think I shot like 91s 88 like around there. I'm a 12

You know and for the amount of booze I was drinking. I thought that was good scores. Turn them a club of Iowa shot 125

It was not fun. Wow one of the hardest courses ever played my life

And then when you go to the bar that tab is like $20 to it's a it's a perfect package

That's when you that's when you really can't believe the first night I was in Iowa. Okay, we go to his Byron's local bar

We go to his bar

You know, it's like four of us. We're getting shitty shots beers whatever. I'm covering whole thing right

You know, we're getting fucked up. I get the bill. It's like 88 dollars

Like I was like what do you mean? It's 88 dollars. We must have like 20 shots and 15 beers

Yeah, that's how much it cost me. What do you mean? That's how much it costs?

As I was like okay. All right. I was like okay. It's like game 200 bucks

Yeah, I feel like that's how much I should have been spending right based upon where I usually go and drink and stuff like that

I was like all right. Here's two basically. I was a god at that place. It's amazing

And at that point, you're just like well, how much is the bar? I guess I was by this bar at this point

Yeah, and so like we went there every night. It was crazy. Uh one of the the karaoke night there

Quite possibly one of the wildest nights. I've been out in my life just for come on just for the people

That were there like the the the I don't know how crazy we can get here you can get us

Listen, you can get as crazy as you want. I was gonna have you detail what you did with poor Jared and Montreal

I mean

I just like you open up with car crashes gunshots, but the one and one thing you got to hold back on is an Iowa karaoke story

I don't know if that's ready for the air

I'll post this picture when this when this gets released. There was a guy there. We call them

um

Any read with time. All right. That's what they looked like and the people that there was this one guy

He came in just tight clothing like

You know, you coup the dangling earrings just seeing prints the whole fucking night. He was great. He was great

He was great. Uh, just just the people that you see at this place. You don't know you forget like when you live in such a

metropolitan area

Right that these people exist

All right, it was so much fun. I had a great time. Those people were so lovely. Uh, I would love to uh, can't wait to go back

Basically, yeah, they do more than exist. They thrive. Yeah, they are absolutely living and thriving. I sang I sang a little

Randy Travis

and

Uh, what's that?

Just just to be with you. I forget who sings that song, but then in the late 90s or early 90s. Yes

One who wants to be with you. I know I suck at it right now because I have to be true

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Mr. Big was that so that's it. Yeah, if you're on the road all the time

I wonder right get me three underrated cities that I need to go to

Hmm, that's interesting

Well, I won't say anything, and I will so I know your attitude towards that great state of our country

Fuck off the Moines

The boy was cool

But you're initially guide restaurant they got some shit

They do have a lot of shit. It is surprising everybody. It is pretty. It's definitely flat

100% there the brass could also flat. I actually like Omaha

I think Omaha's a pretty fun city to be honest with you. It's weird because it's got all that you know

That new money the Warren Buffett money, you know, and it's like everything's like kind of clean stuff

But it's got to it's got a decent like art scene like on the other side and stuff like that. There's there's things you can do

I don't know my that that I always say that because that's that city surprise me when I was like wow

I did not think there's gonna be anything there, but uh, yeah, no, no, not just a zoo either um

Anywhere Colorado I like as well. They're always it's always fun

Up there um, I went to Memphis last year

And I was shocked at how much I enjoyed being in Memphis and yeah, just like you like going down

I didn't spend a ton of time downtown like two days there

You know like even going out at night like the people I was with they were with the PGA tours

They were like you probably don't want to go down there. It's like I'm gonna fucking go walk around. It's fine

I'm sure so I'm just walking around just fucking great

It felt alive. I enjoy cities that feel alive when you're out of I would rather be there than Nashville to be honest with you

It's it's it's more real

Nashville so touristy. Yeah, it's so like and Nashville's got great like art scenes and stuff too

But yeah, it's ridiculous. It's a batch of downtown now my favorite city in the United States is Charleston, South Carolina

Really? Charleston's great. Charleston's great. You got golf you got eight colleges in that town

So the women are out of fucking control, right? The female to male population at Charleston's like 52 to 48

Which is a very wide margin when it comes of you know more female

And the food scene is absolutely incredible

Um, and I love food, right? I'm a big foodie, right? And so the food scene. There's so many great restaurants

Um, there's uh, you know, even like the whole more the best fried chicken I ever had was in

Charleston a place called Leon's oyster bar in the bad side of town

Of course every major place has a bad side of town

But if you can find the locations in that bad side of town that has a good food

That's where you go because it's it's a lot less expensive and the food is amazing the way they cook

They basically make kind of chicken in the four a whole chicken in the forest and then they did their breading

And then they fried it once with an important they base it with hot sauce

And then they do a little frying technique

They baste it

Fried once come back out and like they do something with the fat inside in between the uh the meat and the skin

And they like eliminate the fat and then they fry it again

So when you eliminate that fat, it creates this like

super crispy skin like a crazy crispy skin and and it holds all the moisture for the fried chicken

Um, and it's it was best fried chicken I ever had if you ever now it's still open

Vera in Charleston south kind of Leon's oyster bar. Do you like it better than Savannah Georgia Charleston?

Uh, Savannah. I love but I did have a little bit of issues with it

Okay, he had three people with his car

If you were white

It's a place to fucking be yeah, I'll tell you that right now if you're white and you're straight

So pay for that place to be I went with myself and my lesbian wife

Right and you can tell that she's a fucking died, right? You know, I'm saying you could tell I love her to death

She

She actually just passed away, but I shouldn't have said that but I love it so much, right?

I love there's so much right and I know I shouldn't laugh at that

And I I'm gonna open I'm gonna open laugh at that setup

And so you know, she has a she had the rainbow tattoo

I'm gonna pack her neck

You know, I'm saying like you could tell

One restaurant it was the old pink house probably the most famous restaurant in Savannah. It used to be a former

Plantation home, right?

The weird thing about this place and I actually talked about with Pat from the juckies because it's one of his favorite restaurants

Um, and I talked to him about it. I felt a little bit uncomfortable

Um, I will say that because um first off, you know, it's a plantation home

And like all the servers were black

All the people going to the restaurant are old and white and rich

It just was a weird vibe

Just got a certain plantations have an energy to it for sure. Yeah, I mean, it's got a thing that's the you can't scrub those off the walls

Yeah, and so like it was a little bit we and like you know, we did not we got a lot of dirty looks

Uh, mostly because of my my life being wife at the time

And so I will say there's like certain areas of the world where if you're white and straight

It's great and Savannah would be one of them and Boston would be the other one

Yeah, Boston for sure you were talking about chicken in the bad neighborhood and you're right my best fried chicken

I ever had was some gas station in North Carolina where one guy came in a lot of gas stations. You should have good ones there

And arms? Yeah, look there. It's like um, okay

Prince is yet or somewhere good. There's one. It's a it's like absolutely

Amazing. It's just one guy and he comes in like he and he would didn't come into one day. It was like

Suddenly it's like Saturday more like where's the uh like where's the world to chicken my guy didn't come in

I gotta get my call. What happens if he doesn't come in like there's no chicken. Okay. All right

I guess that you know, he's either there. There's chicken if he's not it's not, but it's the best chicken you ever had

It's incredible. I love gas station chicken

I have a friend who would love you hearing saying that yeah

And Carol Sanders started a gas station. That's what it was. It was like it drives a drive-thru thing when he invented the

Whatever to slow-fire

We see a royal farms chicken in a gas station

Mm-hmm. It's fresh and it hasn't been sitting in there. It shit's delicious. Yeah

Kenny when you look at that bill after karaoke it was like 88 bucks

Was that the opposite feeling that you had when you took us all out to that tasting dinner?

I

I knew the tasting dinner was gonna cost a lot. I had planned that I'd budgeted that the thing about

I'm a foodie right and when I go on trips

I know not everybody else is a foodie not everybody else wants to spend

$500 on a meal

So like the only way sometimes I can get these guys out to the restaurants that I want to go to because every time I go on a trip

I want to go to at least one amazing restaurant

right and in

In mantra all we went to that one when I went to Toronto

I got there a day before most of the guys for the custody awards and I went to a Michelin star restaurant by myself

Right

Right, you know, and it was amazing

So when you're on a group with your boys and you want to go to a restaurant like that

The only way you're gonna get all of them to come is if you offer the pay

Right, I mean that that's it because guys don't want to go out and spend two three four hundred dollars on dinner

Where they could spend that in a week for the whole trip, right? So you sort of have to make that

You know concession if you want to go

To a nice restaurant with your boys and for me. I don't mind doing that like I'm single

I have no kids. I'm 45 years old. I have a good job. I have disposable money

Right, and if I'm gonna spend it I want to spend it on something that I really want to spend it on food is up there

Like good amazing, you know top of the line of you know incredible Michelin star type food

I love it. It's a bolt. It's a bold move saying you're gonna pay for it beforehand with they I mean you know

People know coming in, you know, they can go balls out with the order like I was when they say like afterwards

You know, I'm like oh, I'm gonna pick this up like I would have got the surf from turf. Why don't you tell me that now?

I want to have got sad. What's horrible? How many of us were there Pat? I mean, there's like 2,500 bucks

Hey, there's 10 a little bit more

It wasn't crazy. Yeah 10 10 or 12 and being part of it was we were just filming Jeff and Tim the entire time eating all the stuff

That they really didn't want to try

Hey cuss try it all cuss and join it because like every single bitch that came out

Wait, it was filled for content

Yeah, and you guys didn't pitch in for the bill. This is amazing

You still make can he pay for

Can we embarrass Jared on the show? Sure

So when I ask in the guest yeah 100% go for I say yes

So we were all together for president's cup and Montreal two years ago and we were all stayed at what

To hear cuss talk about the place we stayed at was it was like his living nightmare

There was too many people all the towels weren't completely clean every time he came out

He had to share a room with other people

But for everyone else, I think we all had a pretty good time doing what we were doing there the entire trip

But we went to the casino one night and

All of us went ran to buy ready couldn't get American money

Ah, he goes like bank card wouldn't work

So he spent the entire night like dancing downstairs

I thought he's gonna get sure not at one point him and Mike the producer your guys at show

But I ran to Jeff who was out of his mind. I didn't see I didn't see Jared and I saw you and you left with them

And that's the last I saw of you guys till the morning basically. Yeah, well, I'll tell you right now Jeff was insane

Insane drunk and at that point in time it was it was a lot of like

Stuff going on in the world. There was like anti-Semitic

You know in like or like it was a pasta in a Stein and Israel that sort of thing was going on and at the bar in the casino

Let's just say we're surrounded by a lot of light skinned dark people

Right, there's a lot of them in Toronto and Jeff is out there just

Yelling f**k amass

Wrong

The Jeff I get it bro, but like check around you before you start saying shit like that

So that was the beginning of the night, right? And so so so after that. I'm like we're going to strip club

so with me Jared

Jeff and there was one more

his Paul Paul

That's right. Let's Paul we all go to the strip club and like I guess I am known

As the strip club guy

I don't know. That's just what that's just hold on hold on. I believe it was called the Michael Jordan of strip clubs

Wow, and that's from the strippers. They say that as soon as he comes up

It probably do also you know how much money I spend a strip club, but yeah

What Jeff said was that

Me walking into a strip club is the equivalent to Michael Jordan walking into the United Center

Wow is what is what he said?

They played the Allen Parsons song and everything just the whole entrance. Yeah, there's there's there's a way to make yourself known when you go to a strip club

Okay, we'll just one oh one here on the pat and they'll experience

It and it's not yelling f**k amass

Hey first before you

That actually happened later on

But all right, okay

Either the cover it was like 40 bucks. I gave the lady 100 keep the change, right?

And you go there's a there's a manager the manager is the one that you need to take care of he will get you the right women

For whatever needs you have

At that time, okay, he's basically the pimp right when it comes to a strip club

Yeah, I hand that guy like 300 bucks. I gave him 300 bucks. I was like I want the IP

I want ball service and I want at least one girl for each of us and then I was like my girl

Make sure she likes a little extra right basically is what I said and he knows which girls

Do the extra right yeah, right he knows

And so we went we went to the we had nicely at the seating we had you know bottle service

I went ahead and got everybody a dance in the back right

in the back of you know, I got Jeff one

I got

A Jared one. I got Paul one and the hilarious thing story about Jared

was after

He went into back. I don't know exactly what happened back there. I'm not sure. I'm not gonna ask

But but he went to the back and he came back and he's like I got to make a call

I'm like, I'm calling to make sure you're man. I got to call my girlfriend. I was like, what the fuck do you mean?

I got to let her know what just happened. I was like, what the fuck do you mean you have to let her know what happened

What are you talking about bro, but

But he called her and then the next year when we went to Toronto

Um, I realized why because Jared your girlfriend's a smoke show

She's absolutely stunning. Yes sister and so and so if I was you

I probably would have done the same thing

But I probably wouldn't have paid $1,500 to go to the hotel and paying two strippers

So

Probably wouldn't have done that because that's what ended up happening. I got everyone to dance

Funny enough. They got a Jewish girl for Jeff. Yeah, Jeff was all over it

The thing is they weren't even like they didn't do anything

It was like they were just talking shit about homos

Yeah, they're gonna complain. You know, it's the last girl. It's a Jewish stripper. The last thing you wanted to do a stripper

That's a strip club, but yeah, so I was the girl. I was with not the best looking but she again

Did the extra?

The extra and so

Luckily enough, she didn't feel safe with just one person so she brought her friend and her friend was hot

Hot and so we went to the hotel across street did whatever I did

I got I got two things on this hold on. Yeah, I really this is the first time

I have really wanted a camera facing you just to see

Yeah, I know he was telling that was just terrific. Yeah, I was

Michael, Michael Jordan from what we're not of called the girlfriend from inside the strip club

Yeah, you're saying you said you would have done that Michael Jordan back. Go ahead. I need to hear this explanation

Yeah, so one Jeff

About Jeff at the casino. I left I left Paul and Byron and somebody and I was looking around looking around

And I see Jeff posted up at the bar. It's got his drinks in hand and I touch him and his back is like the fucking Nile

Like it's so it's disgusting

And he turns around he's like Jared and keep in mind that I've met Jeff literally one time

Like the day before it's like Jared. I'm in fucking space

And fuck the other thing. Oh, yeah, Paul's stripper. So Paul was having none of it. He was like sober

And the strippers like the stripper sounds like I'm being a jackass, but like I didn't know her name

Obviously, and she's like smoking a vape and Paul's like can I have a head of that? And she's like no, I'm actually super sick

Yeah

Still came to work though did you all right?

What the fuck are you doing man

God the call and the girl so the call of the girlfriend was inside the club so the house music is playing over it

You know rap music like you're talking over it just outside

Had to step outside. Yeah, so you said where you said where you were and what you didn't

Great of a

She's texting me. I told her we're going to the casino like we're having a life whatever she's like keep in touch

I'm like well, what better time to keep in touch then right now right at this moment also like better part of four in the morning

I want to say Kenny probably

When you're in a strip club, it's like a casino time stands still right

Roughshaving the course the next day at Royal Montreal

Oh

They only saw a handful of Mayo Media Network employees

That was a day was a break to happen. Yeah, for a lot of people. Yeah

All right, Kenny buying tasting menus all around restaurant strip clubs everyone gets a taste

Well, is that no kids no wife? We love it

The food was provided for us at the course, which I was told Kenny was Michelin star. So

Yeah, the the media food from cost right yeah

All right, the food was good. I enjoyed the meaty there. Hopefully I might be able to get me getting

I might have to talk you in to trying to get me media pass for the live event

I know Vicente might hook it up. I've been talking to him here locally. Let's see how live does it

I bet you they do it well

Yeah, Michelin Stark, incidentally, was the name of the stripper. He was just talking about

Yeah

I'll throw this to you CJ here's a new story that I've stumbled across

It starts outside then it gets weird. So here we are

After losing her 27-year-old son to cancer in 2020 the mom used his frozen sperm and a donor egg to have his daughter via the US surrogate program

Born in 2023 the child is legally both her daughter and her granddaughter your thoughts

Sounds like one of those riddles. I know that he's a doctor. I can't operate on my son because the doctor's a woman that kind of a massage anything

So what happened now? Wait when did it get sad the cancer part? Yeah, when the son died

Yeah, yeah son died and it got the sperm out of him

Yeah, so he he froze his sperm before he died in case anything happened to him

So then she went and bought like a donor egg and then put it through in vitro and had a baby that is his daughter

That is her granddaughter, but now it's her daughter

The mom did it the mom did what's yeah, what state what state was this?

You know this I do not know

This sounds it's weird because it's obviously in bread, but they do have some technology

So that's what that's throwing me for a loop there, but it's not it's not it wasn't it wasn't the mom's egg

She went and bought the egg from someone else. Yeah, I mean she's not a sicko

I guess not she bought she bought it she bought eggs at the mar at the farmers market brought up tacking some embryos

Got the kids

Sample which I imagine was in the fridge the kitchen fridge the whole time waiting for him to go

I don't know if I wanted I get the want to do this like it if it was really I mean you're a parent right

So it makes sense for me it doesn't because I don't have kids. I don't understand

Yeah, yeah, yeah, if I lost my child

I knew that like then they were down right around 30 or so and they wanted to have kids and didn't I don't know

It's to read the story to me like the first read through like when you hear that headline

Like that's really twisted and then you start thinking about like, yeah, well, I get it

I don't think I would do it like I kind of get it

Yeah, no, I think this story is for you Pat is why you brought it up here to explain yourself the mom and grandma

We're the same person then yeah, well, it's a grandma who's raising the kid so she's legally the mom

Yeah, and you don't think that's that's odd at all you you understand that I mean I think it's odd for sure

That's why I brought it up to you, but yeah, no, no for sure. I mean, I guess uh

Now yeah, you know what no, I'm just gonna say no on this 100% no

Kenny how I mean you're your grandma's still kicking right yeah, yeah

So like my grandma basically raised me so this is basically the same situation, isn't it?

It's very very yeah, it's something I'm here to think a close thing

I can relate this to as like my dog like I love my dog and

If if I knew he's gonna pass away like and I had a chance to like clone him or something

I would because you know, I you know when I love the dog, right?

I'd like to keep remembering going as long as possible

And if I had that opportunity, I'd probably do it, right?

But that would be the closest situation where I can relate to this

Yeah, the only difference is though the dog never came out of your body and was birth like this one

And then you didn't grab it semen and put it back inside of your body

You know, that's what this woman did and pat his a okay with it. Oh see that I

Maybe I read that wrong

I don't think that she had the baby. I think it was like in vitro like like oh surrogate surrogate

Someone else I thought she had I thought she brought it back into her like brought it like the cycle of life

No, I

I don't think she was like fertile

All right, that's not as bad. I still don't like her handling his semen as much though

Yeah, I if she had the baby then yes, I wouldn't completely the fucking weird story was now

I want to I want to a I went to a brothel called semen's

Yeah, it's a state mark there. St. Martin has a brothel

yeah

Italian semen right here

She's a Spanish TV star

Nice it's an old Milano team dead team

Jared you got a story for us

Uh, yeah, I got a couple all right, so I was watching sign fell the other day

Okay, and that seam or a lane is in the bathroom and she's like can you spare a square

And woman's like no, and I looked at Heather and I was like I would never fucking ask that in my life

I would wait for everybody to leave and I would walk out like pull the pants up set squat walk the exactly and pull them up slightly and walk around and get more

So I was the question is would you guys do that if you ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom? Would you ask yes?

Next you really absolutely yeah

Yeah, for sure any kind of code and um I

I tell you what and I've we've all been in situations where he had to improvise when there was no toilet paper and uh, you know

We've all been in that situation, so of course you definitely spare a square and you have to you know

Whatever's gotten run on these papers where I was sport old sporting news sock whatever you know what I mean

So yes, you're definitely spare and square

I thought it was girl code that they did that too

Maybe the whole who knows what who knows what goes on a women's bathrooms. Anyway, it's a palace in there

You're actually walking walking the one is like so nice. It's very I don't know what you I worked in restaurants

You for long enough that the the women's bathroom a lot of times it's worse

Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What are you doing in the women's bathroom?

I don't know what these women are doing out there

Like I worked in some places where like nightclub, especially, right? Yeah, I worked in this one nightclub

Um, but in Rono

Uh, and um, I was bartender there, you know, we cleaned bathrooms at the end of the day and the men's you know

Should piss everywhere. So but like the women like I don't know what they're doing like if they're squatting and don't I and like should spring

I don't know what's going on

Shit spring and like and like the stuff that's left on the sides like the personal, you know

Women time stuff and like

It's good if they don't have respect for the bathroom. They can really fuck it up

Yeah, I worked in a club like that as well

Same thing like the guys bathroom is mostly just blow a few extra drinks and piss on the floor

The girls bathroom is like 25 extra drinks

Use tampons shit

Hit like it's it's a man

Like I mean like I sit on the toilet even though it's public

Right, I don't I don't care, right? I'm like I'm I'm not gonna do the the defensive stance squat

Over the toilet and try and make it. I feel like women do that because they don't want their butts touching the toilet

And who knows where shit's flying once that happens

I feel like it has a lot to do with the clubs you guys are going to

Maybe with a plant on this one it's women's restroom where shit is just flying everywhere against the walls and

Yeah, tampon fights are happening. I mean sounds good sounds like a good brand of woman though

Yeah, Jared this place you worked at would you call it a classy establishment?

I mean no, I I've played hockey one time with a guy

And he was in the bar one night and I was guarding you know guarding the bathrooms

And he looked at me. He was like Jared. We're just gonna do some blowing on the bathroom

And he's like six six

Built the fuck. I was like, yeah, man. Do you think dude? It's the one thing I was there that people not do is like yeah, man

You thought you do your go-go now

I'm not sitting in front of this one. So that's the kind of bar. I was basically wherever you wanted

All right, I have one more for you that that didn't get the reaction I was hoping for now because you're not a team player

But apparently yeah, apparently it's my fault

Um, okay. Yeah, so I saw this on Instagram and it was basically a thread of like things people had done

Um on a first date that were like complete turn-offs. So it got me thinking

What would somebody have to do on a first date for you to call it then and there?

Like you would leave the date early

I'm holding that so I can't really you know

Pink and shoes very much often anymore. It would take a lot

Uh for that. I mean, you know, especially she was hot, you know

This specific one was like her life was annoying

And so she the guy was like I could not be with you at any point if you're gonna keep laughing like that

I wouldn't call the date right there. I'd finish it. Yeah

I feel like I have enough like class to be like not make a thing of it me like all right nice meeting you see you later

I mean, I should my pants in the date and that ended it

That that sounds like you're in the women's room. That's filthy women's room. I have to buy a fit store

I hope people know that story

Yeah, could you shit your pants to get out of the date or the shit the pants happen in there? No, it was over

I didn't realize I was shitting my pants. Right. I had eaten something with a heavy oil content

Um, it was called Butterfish

And we're back at her place

After the meal

Yeah, and she's on the white pleather is so far and all of a sudden I start sliding

On the hook. I'm like what's going on here? What's going on?

Ah, and then I realized like my asshole had been leaking

To be known unbeknownst to me white couch. I was definitely gonna smash. She was like the third date

I'd planned it out perfectly right, you know, listen to her for the first two dates

Which is usually my attention span for women. That's why I was single

45 but I listened for those first two dates, you know, she liked Japanese food. She liked

You know

Why she like being near a harbor because she was a navy brat. So I took her to Baltimore

took her to a harbor took her to a

Hawaiian Japanese fusion restaurant and I ordered something called Butterfish

Yeah, and then what I did not realize afterwards is after I started sliding

I was like oh, I knew I was gonna you know, I was like ah something came up. I have to run and I basically like pulled my back

To her the whole way never showed her my back and I'm looking to the couch. It was a big green stain sitting there

And so I left went to the car and I googled what I ate and it says if you eat more than six ounces it can cost anal leakage

And probably like a 10 ounce portion and my anal was leaking

She gets part of the blame for having a white couch though. I'm gonna say that. I'll give you credit for that

That you know white couches are diabolical

This may be the first episode of this show since cam went on some of his rants that might get rated x by youtube

Kenny so that that's congratulations. That's quite an achievement

But he did come up with a great show title anal leakage not

In the club leader in the clubhouse for the new pat meow show anal leakage. I say

Oh boy

That seems like it's kind of on you though for eating butter fish on the third when you know you're gonna smash right?

It seems like it's all here's the thing like it was a foot. He's a foot. He's a foot. He never tried it before

Yeah, well, it's not just that when you're with a girl

She liked a lot of girls like people who like to try exciting new things

Right? That's a that's a trait that like when I'm like in men, right? And so they're like oh, I've never tried this work

Let's try it. I'm always down for new stuff. Right

uh

That was part of the routine to try and get in the pants. Yeah, here's a man who's daring

Who doesn't care about the uh repercussions that are gonna come later on

I know what the reason why I'm not reading that

I've she obviously didn't know either. She probably should have gave a warning. Yeah

Yeah, how many ounces did you have?

It was like 10 ounces. Oh, yeah, like give this motherfucker the biggest piece of butter fish

I don't know

Let's fuck with them. Oh, they couldn't believe you ordered. Oh my god. Somebody ordered a butter fish

Let's get it get it

It was delicious. I bet

I am really dreading now because it's also called

If you see it, it's called escolar also just I had stuff for all you guys out there. All right

Fair enough

My wife is doing about two weeks

So the plan is that if I have to miss time Kenny that cost is gonna code is gonna host the show in my spot for just

Maximum laughs. I'm really I might have to schedule you two to come back when cussed his hosting because he may have ran off the door by now

Yeah, he wouldn't last the whole show

now

Oh my god, this is uh maze

Uh an amazing stories um

Yeah, that's a red flag. I got shitting the pants would be a red flag

Fancy the date question

Either way. I'm a woman shitter pants at the table at the table

I think I would end the date she if she takes into that filthy women's room where I have a tampon fights let

I'll let her have at it that I wouldn't cancel the date for but other not yeah pants shitting

I think I will go with as my number one red flag do you normally like drive to shows or you take flights

Oh, yeah, I'm obviously depends. We usually fly fly to a city and then if I'm doing a bunch of one-nighters

Then you drive around like I'll go to Denver and then drive around other car out of town

But usually I'll fly in and out for a weekend or something. That's that's the goal. That's a goal

Do you do you have an airport routine like what what you do the night before?

How do you get ready? How do you attack getting to the airport? Do you think about any of the stuff or you just show up?

No, I'm pretty good. I mean, it's pretty involuntary. There's people who've you know traveled and seen what an airport is before

And then there's the other half of the people out there who have just said exactly

Don't know what is going on like they don't know what the line is or trying to go through with hand grenade

Like what have you never been to an airport before there should be two separate sections

I think for people that know how life works and then the other ones who are just out into the world for the first time

It seems like but yeah, no, it depends on the airport. I fly out LA X a lot

Which is the worst place in the world and then sometimes if I'm going to Vegas

I'll go to out of Burbank all the time

Which is the best place in the world the best airport that's that you can usually drive up to the tarmac like in the seventies

Like catch me if you can the caprio seven pan Am flight attendance on your arm. It's amazing

Like just like you just do whatever you want there

Other than that. I mean if you know what you're doing whatever you get the pre-check and all that stuff

How funny was that when he canceled pre-check for a day and everyone went nuts like what this is when I finally get political

You're gonna take pre-check away from us like now I have a stance and like yeah, you're right

We got we put it back. We were just we were just teasing you just we just want to see how furious you would get

I'm always in awe whenever I go to the states and like especially doing like an American city to an American city

Obviously, I'm traveling in from Canada. Just the amount of signs being like you can't bring your gun on the plane

It's like no what not that I think you should be able to bring your gun on a

Tell people that is shocking stuff

Yeah, very un-American really do not be able to bring a gun onto a plane

Cuz who's gonna shoot the other guys with the guns? That's true

There's a where do they get the guns from right? They made it out of the gift shop

There's a guy on YouTube who who made like bombs and guns out of all stuff

You could buy in the gift shop once you get through security in the airport like with a lighter flu and all that shit

It's hilarious. Did he get demonetized?

They definitely came after him, but then he'd like taught him the tricks

It's kind of just like catch me if you can yeah, and then Kenny you can catch him on rumble if you want to

Fill him more aggressive on rumble

Flew back from Saint Martin and uh got kicked off the flight on the first flight really I didn't see that in a while

Yeah, they were wasted

St. David's shit and they got they got the boot right before at the state of the 9th St. Martin for like 700 bucks

I will say to ask one time I was hungover coming back from Chicago. I think it was and

Plan L.A. It was very hungover. So I didn't I didn't look great. I didn't look tip top

But I was in plenty condition to sit on a plane and fly, you know, I was and but the flight attendant was a little

He was a little concerned and he couldn't I didn't even realize he called he he

He called the cop whatever cops and have me remove because he didn't feel safe

With me on there. He said I'm responsible for 100 souls. I was like calm down with the fucking hundred souls

And so next to you know, I was just like whatever the line of paintings are just cops around me like you got to go

I'm like what what happened is like this guy didn't say you're saying safe. I'm starting to argue

Like what are you talking about I'm just sitting here blah blah blah next you know everyone's got their phones and they're filming it

I'm looking around like oh, oh, this is happening now. I'm now the guy on a plane being filled who's going to be removed

Yeah, like I'm getting to get removed. I mean, this is this is a base. I'm like, okay

Well, this is in a no-in situation and then he's like you you think you're ready to fly

I'm like I'm not ready to fly like I'm not in a condition to fly the plane

But I can sit in the fucking plane and then even the Chicago cops like yeah, this is just we this is just Chicago

We just can't send you to a city like L.A. You'll be you'll scare them I guess

Did you have to leave the plane?

Yeah, yeah, that's it once they're on there. You have to go

So what he's doing in coach. Are you sitting first class?

Now I was in college all the way in the back. So it was a shame

I was holding up the shoes like saying to look at this injustice. I'm like if they're gonna film me

I'm gonna make a show out of it. When I when I left

Montreal

I

I fly first because again, I have to spend some money and that's what I think I will pay for

Okay, can he's rich? So it's

I don't know

I

But anyways, so so we have so I fly and guess who sits next to me. So I'm hungover, right?

It's smell like booze smell like cigarettes

The person that's there's one person that's late on the plane and it's fluff mccown

Like I'm pretty

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

And he's next to me and he's in rougher shape than I am

Right, there's this guy's like 80 years old and he had been partying all night after the presence cup

The United States of the one and like people around us are complaining

They're like, why does it smell like booze and cigarettes, right? And it's just me and fluff

Yeah, it's fluff there

Just reeking of of the night before like whatever

No shower just straight to the airport from wherever the hell we both work

um, and uh, you know, and they they had no problem with that they probably could have but you know

It's we pay the extra for seats

Yeah, first class first class gets you that benefit. How long was that flight?

About four or three hours

Then um, but yeah, first class gets you that benefit of the doubt

But yeah, I did not learn a lesson by the way getting a room for that flight

All they did was give me another day in Chicago. So you should you should see y'all over was the next day

So it's just like a perpetuating a loop. You just got stuck in Chicago

Yeah, exactly. Well, we'll try it in tomorrow. Yeah, right. Yeah, I'll try to get in tomorrow. I guess it's a yeah

Um, what you're called infinity. Well, no, I want to say infinity

Yeah, the terminal right Tom Hanks lived in the airport for a while

Kenny how is the GLP one going because I can see it. How do you feel?

It's fine. Uh, I mean, here's the thing like I was like almost three pounds like I something to scale like a year and a half ago

And I was like 298 and I was like

The biggest I'd ever been in my life, right? Oh

without a doubt

And so I realized I had to lose some weight

So I lost like 30 pounds the legit way, right?

You know diet exercise walking stuff like that and I lost the legit way and I was prediabetic at that point in time

Uh, and so my doctor was like you're not prediabetic anymore, but

I can keep you as a prediabetic if you want to try

These GL1 whatever, right? I was like oh, he's like you should try mojaro

Um, and so that's what I was like sure. Let me let me try it

Um, and you know, I lost another 45 pounds

Uh, using that

Um, and what that does basically is it just makes you not hungry

Like you do you don't feel hungry ever

Like ever

That's what that drug does

Because the noise they say

Yeah, when I first started it there were days where I forgot to eat

Right because I would never was in the mood to usually my body lets me know y'all you need to eat something

All right now that never happens on mojaro that that that's what mojaro takes away

From you um, and so you know you lose a bunch of weight um, and then you know, I

I a couple months ago tried to get off of it

And basically what happened was I'm hungry all the time again

My stomach's rumbling. It was weird. This is new like I forgot

And so I gained like 15 pounds like two months, and I was like you know what I'm going back on

It's funny. It's it's funny. Say that because that's like the two things they say about like

Um, one like you know, you got to do it forever

Like you you have to keep doing it or it doesn't work like you're right like every other exercise and diet like and you always have to do a

A diet exercise, but I do like what you say that too because there's a stigma when they're like you said you lost weight

Legit weight first because it's funny when you tell people like yeah, I was epic or something like oh you took the easy way

I like you look at the easy road like yeah, who doesn't want to take the easy road. What are you talking about? It's like

What would you would you get to the top floor? Would you take the elevator up there? Why don't you uh free solo on the side

On the outside and climb up the thing be as hard as possible. It's medicine like what are you talking about?

You know and it works obviously

I listen to it if it's getting people slim good news

And it's a bit pricey. I tried it. I tried it early. I'm like cocaine is cheaper than this and you get a little more fun

Well, that's the thing by insurance covered it

That's good. We've been doing just $25 a month. Yeah, with

1100 it's a one to 1100. Yeah, it's insane every four weeks

month for four shots

Without insurance and even a child even a childless man with a dispose will cash like yourself

Has to have limits, you know, yeah, I can I'm not a stripper's food, but no

Yeah, 1100 a month. So

That's great. I'll take that. So I think that we're gonna have a

People already buy prescription drugs from Canada and like come back across the border

I think there's something to do with the copyright law in Canada about the GLP ones that they're going to like the public domain

So people can start producing this stuff for like 10 bucks

Yeah, oh it seems I don't know. I mean like who can produce it

Like anybody like yeah seems we're risky make your own olympic

Yeah, I don't know because there are side effects like supposedly like you know you could lose vision

And shit like that and like there's bad stuff can happen

But there's really bad stuff that happened if you weigh 300 pounds and you don't do anything about it too

Right. Yeah. Oh, it's like which one are you gonna, you know figure out

Yeah, and if you can't if you don't want to eat food that you don't want to see it either. So what's the point?

Division so how does this affect you going to Michelin star restaurants?

Um, I usually eat an edible

We don't overtake everything

I like you know, especially the amount of edibles that I'm usually a hundred to 200 milligram

At a time guy

Drug the drug drug the drugs. I like that approach. So yeah, I'll pop it out pop the netty before I went to the Michelin star

And I would crush the five-course meal by myself 200 milligrams is impressive that one

I will say that are you on edible right now?

There's no laws like they deliver to my house in Virginia

And there's there's nothing like in Virginia, Maryland the most you add in Canada the most you can get is 10 milligrams

Right and that's awful. No, that's all

That's not even gonna make me like sleepy like you know, I'm saying I'm just gonna be like a normal person with 10 milligrams

So I need I need the big one. So I get this thing. It's like a 2000 milligrams and it's 10 ten of them

Wow, and I get that in in DC. It's awesome. They just deliver that shit straight to your house legally

Yeah, no, it's great. Is that thing you have to break off? I love when they give them to you like and then you take it like you

To do the whole thing did you like I was a thousand like well, why'd you give me the whole goddamn thing?

You know, we just break up once you break off the normal person. I would have done that. I just would have had the leg

Thousand milligrams is nuts. So here I looked up the story here the

So the copyright is losing it so a bunch of places like even

Wagovie and ozempic have applied to make this generic pricing sort of like we can go to the grocery store

They have hines catch up and whatever the brand name is like the

Punch yeah, hunts catch up

But it could be like 80% off what the branded versions are so be like 60 to 70 bucks per month

Yeah, ozempic doesn't want that because the company that owns ozempic

It makes as like 60% of the gross domestic product of Norway

Yeah, so this is going this is going to lead to for at least Canadians that should be pretty good

But just the amount of illegal smuggling of this stuff back across the border is going to be outrageous

Yeah, yeah, they're gonna be easy to catch that this suspects will fit a fit a type if you will

Carson the border with Carson border with Wagovie and their pants well unless they spend the time in Canada

Then there's the slimmest people alive you never suspect that's true

So but apparently it also has like good for they've just released a new study that there's great habits for

Breaking addictions that if you're on it then it's easier to quit smoking or drinking or drugs whatever it might be

Not that could be true. I've been drinking and drugging a lot less

Since I've been on that. I don't drink that much anymore

Because it usually leads to drugging and I try and avoid that now and so you know

It still happens. I'm not saying it doesn't but you know instead of a few times a week

It's like a few times a year

Now I don't know if that anything to do with ozempic or me just being older and realizing that you know when I'm a drunk I'm sort of an asshole

um

It could be that realizing stuff when you get older

But maybe maybe it's because of the moon jar. I don't know. I can't stop smoking. I've been trying

It's so fucking hard. I need that fume

Shit that you got pat that sounds like something that would help

Oh, wait listen, I'll try to the fume

Yeah, yeah, so the fume is weird. So I I've had one six since November

So and just I got with I was out with my wife the kids were away

We went to the bar where my sister-in-law works and she went outside because she works in a bar

She smokes is like, you know, I give me one of those I had like two puffs of it's like oh my god

Why did I do this for 20 years like what is happening?

And it was delicious

It was but then I stopped and then to go back. I was like this is no longer delicious

Like my my I'm off of it now. I'm not used to the taste and the fact I can smell again is wild

I haven't smelled anything for 20 years when people said they lost there's like since a taste in COVID

Once you start smoking you lose your sense of smell forever

Yeah, it's a very hard addiction to break they say it's tougher to quit than heroin

It's not but there's a reason this guy has more fun

Heroin's more fun cigarettes forever. I was cigarette smoking is it's just addiction for addiction's sake

It seems like you know like like it's like you're leaving the stress of needing another cigarette

It's like if you play blackjack with one card. You could never win. Yeah, you just keep playing like hit me five fuck

All right, I guess we could show up again tomorrow

But if you do want to quit and I this will make this podcast serious and I did

Quit the only thing that did work is the book if you've probably heard about it's a book called easy way to quit smoking by

Alan Carr and I don't believe in anything really in life except for that except for that book the Alan Carr

It's it's amazing. You can smoke while you read it

It took me like a year to read because I was afraid to quit smoking

But they're like they encourage you to smoke while you read and by the time you get the end of the book

You don't you don't have to think about it again. It's wild. I was close once

But that was when I reached two hundred ninety eight pounds

I got to like I was down like two or one cigarette a day

I was almost done and then a doctor came with the moondaro and I was like

And then I was like I hit the scale and I was like two ninety eight. I got to lose weight and it's hard to like

Yeah, lose the weight and like and and you know you stop smoking at the same time

Right because usually when you stop smoking you end up

Compensating for that by eating more

Right sure and and you smoke after you eat. It's all that's what all sets up the whole addiction thing

We honor it by you know you get off a plane you smoke you outside you go outside with it. That's what makes it

Like even more addicted than I smoke

I'm a bearist that I still smoke now. I mean I don't really care too much. No, I enjoy it

But like when I'm out in public and stuff like I don't support it

I'm coughing my cigarettes like yes, so people don't know that I'm smoking and shit like that

And it's an embarrassing habit to still have and I know it's horrible for me

But I just fucking love it

But it's also yeah, but it's also the good part about it is the anti-socialness of it like

It's the only like look excuse me. We had a bar so I'm talking so when it legitimately just be able to walk away from a

Conversation go outside to smoke a conversation for any reason like yeah

I love the address of the story you know about your whatever podcast

I'm gonna go out in this fucking blizzard right now and try to get myself cancer. It's what I'd rather do

Didn't listen to the story, you know, and I you can't do that with gum. So you go you go out there and you like you know

I just like to be able to walk away from someone and that doesn't mean you can say see you say it's anti-social

I find it's the most social thing you can do. I have picked up more times being outside smoking than I ever have in the bar

Oh being outside there's a little community there, but yeah, what are he saying is it went out in the public?

I mean it does save lives though if we want to really button the show

Couple new ports after a kid the kid. I mean it's got out of jams and good at jams. I mean this is a shoe

I'm glad we guys we did rehearsal this morning because that worked out perfectly

See that's a perfect bow on the entire thing Kenny. This is what year 11 of the fantasy golf degenerates. Yep

If you want more years if you want more Kenny stories every Monday night on mayo media network

You can find them. Did you just record the show? We just recorded it. We actually had a shit conversation like we did here

On our show nice. Yeah, so so what you're saying is that we're now cross promoting thematically on the network

There we are

We're talking about how once you hit 40 years old, right?

Sometimes, you know, you know when you're younger and you're not really sure you like lift in the leg

I'm like, uh is this is this the Florida or is this something else? You know 99.9999 99% of the time before 40 you were good to go

now

After 40 it's like 90% of the time which sounds like a good number

But really it's not I gotta say I'm over 40 and I have yet to develop incontinence issues

Well, you are in shape and you are healthy

I am overweight a lot of lifestyle comes into the chart situation which way that which way that scale balances

It's also when like the only thing that Kenny eats on moongjaro is butterfish. So it's not healthy butterfe

Haha

Never more in six ounces kids if you're going to get the butterfish I don't want to date

CJ thanks so much for being on me. This is a blast

Yeah, this is great. Thanks for having me on and and shout out to you guys for your hitting Nico over the weekend by the way

Thank you, so I got a clip. I know a lot of golf Twitter had him

But I saw your clip nothing better than a good old fuck it. Why not 90 to one bink? Yeah, listen nothing else has worked

Might as well just get talked into and be like sure why not fuck it. Let's go

Well, let's just do that see if that's got to feel good. Yeah, it does great. Do you have any shows coming up anything you need to plug?

I'll be in Virginia Beach and Richmond Virginia actually in the beginning of April doing a funny bone up there and some theater thing up there with

Richard much so yeah, yeah, love Richmond. We're rich. It's a great city too. Yeah, it's a great city too

Yeah, so it's like a week April rich man. I played in a strip club golf tournament in Richmond

Yes, strip club golf tournament. I was glorious. They had strippers on every hole

Like the first hole we're putting and the girl is like straddling the cup and you're just bouncing puts off her

You know a little area down there like you pick up the ball. It's like moist. It's like

On on the on the turn right we had

There's lap dancers at the turn and

We did our little lap dance and we hit our t-shirts and drive away

We had a couple hundred and singles and we just started throwing him off the side of the golf cart

Right, and we look behind as gag a little strippers just like running down the fairway picking up the bills

It was it was a great time. I was passed out by the 12th hole

If you live in Rome of Virginia

It was the hooters in Rome of GM there invited me and there's a picture of me

And you know, I will hooters has those walls pictures sometimes

There's a picture of me in the very bottom corner with like half a dozen stripper titties around me and I'm just

There's knocked unconscious on the 12th hole

But it was a good time. Did you did you get invited because you were such a good patron

He's the Michael Joyner. He was a friend of mine. Yeah, the Michael Joyner was there all of a sudden

We're preferred lies in place during this tournament. I don't remember

All I remember is Jose Cuervo black at 8 a.m. And uh, yeah, it was just

Which is a very very nice course in Richmond

And it became like private afterwards and a buddy of mine joined that course

And I told him about the story and he was like man, there's been rumors of this event

But no one believed that it actually happened and I was like yeah, definitely happened. I was there

Lift and clean rules were definitely an effect there

And some sanitization after the fact

At C.J. Sullivan on X if you want to check out C.J. And again over at SGPN if you want to find the podcast and all the shows that he's doing

I hope you come back some time. It was a lot of fun. Yeah, the blast. Thanks for having me on that

Kenny. This was great. And I'm now 100% a subscriber to fantasy golf degenerates. If I'm gonna more shit strippers and blow stories

That's a kind of golf. I like this week is really good

If you listen to my show just remember there's timestamps right the first half is a whole bunch of bullshit

The last half is the real golf. All right. I love it. I'll put that on one and a half speed anyway. We'll get to it

Never do not know how you really do that

What speed one and a half speed? No, I do 1.3. It's as high as I go. Oh

I'm I'm getting up there now if you get too great you can get I can you get really like conspiracy when it's just drilled into your brain

But yeah, once I had I had it on point seven the other day by accident. I really thought I'm like he's going to slow

Oh my god, fucking

Down

And he's like what was wrong with you during the show? I was like what do you mean was wrong? Yeah, it was fine

Like you sounded drunk and slowly entire time like it was normal

You had it on like point seven. Yeah, yeah, you thought that's

I

Whenever I encounter people out in the wild they're like hey listen to the show all the time

It's like you don't sound anything like like what you do they listen to it like 2x like I sound like yeah

I sound like I'm just doing speed balls the entire show. Yeah, why don't you sound like Alvin and chipmunks?

I just

Podcast recorded at 1x people should listen to them at 1x. Oh, that's my stance on it

No, you're not getting info for my fucking show

But you're you're here to like chill out kill some time

Yeah, I like I like ending on that tell them how they should enjoy it. I know what you should do. Yeah

I agree with you know, you're right that will do it for me if you enjoyed this show smash like hey every time

You tune in on Thursday you have absolutely no idea what you're gonna get maybe

Jack in the box something

Mystery box. We'll come up with a name, but something around that

I think that's what we need to do here because each of these three shows has been way different

I've enjoyed them all. I hope you have to support the Thursday show share it around tell some friends

You don't have to give a shit about sports to listen to this show anyway. All right. I'm Pat Mayo. Thanks for watching

We'll see you next time