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It's another jubal phone prank.
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18 mornings on the 20s.
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Frankie and I have quite the bond.
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Oh, hi, is this Craig?
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Hi, Craig, how are you?
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My name is Juniper, and I'm calling from the
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dog lounge in regards to Frankie, your pug.
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It's a dog named Frankie,
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That you leave here with us daily.
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Yeah, that's Frankie, okay?
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Oh, yes, Frankie is more than okay.
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I've never met you before,
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but I'm the therapist at the facility.
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You could call me sort of a dog whisperer type.
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And today I had a little conversation with Frankie,
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and I thought maybe I'd give you a call
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and let you know the happy news.
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And your name is Juniper?
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And as you're new son-in-law,
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I feel like it's good to call and make an acquaintance.
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Did you just say son-in-law?
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What are you talking about?
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It's not official yet, but Frankie has agreed,
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and I've agreed that he and I will be married next spring.
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I started planning the lab shorts already,
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and figured I'd call and introduce myself
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since we haven't formally met Papa.
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Okay, you know what?
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This is just pretty weird.
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I asked Frankie if it was okay to give you a call
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and let you know that he and I have agreed to be married.
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Okay, don't call me Papa again.
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Would you prefer dad?
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Oh, I would prefer nothing.
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You call me from the dodgy daycare place
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and you say, you're going to marry my dog?
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Yes, and we need to make sure that the nuptials happen
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by next spring, because that's the next time that I'll be in heat
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and he and I are planning a family.
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I'm leaving work right now.
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I'm coming down to you.
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And I'm going to talk to your boss, and I hope he fires.
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I was wondering if you'd have this reaction.
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I know that sometimes for normal people,
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it can be odd when a man like myself chooses...
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Yeah, normal people.
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I'm a normal person.
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Okay, just keep away from my dog until I get there.
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You may come down here and if you'd like to speak about it,
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but I'm currently not here.
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I'm with Frankie at home.
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You mean you're at my **** house right now?
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Yes, I've seen you stay in.
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Frankie thought it'd be best if we moved in together before we made it official
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and had the ceremony.
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Because I'm going to the cops.
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They're going to be there.
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I'm going to be there.
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You're just a freaking psychopath, okay?
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And I fear my dog safety around you.
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Oh, I will always keep it safe and love him, dear.
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I will always keep him safe and love him dearly.
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Cops are on the way.
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Craig, this is actually Jibble from the Jibble Show doing a phone prank on you.
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And your wife's set you up.
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She said that you started taking your dog to dog daycare.
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They had a doggy therapist.
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And she wanted me to mess with you.
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That is gotta be the weirdest phone call I've ever had.
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And I got to tell you this.
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I think you need therapy.
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I'm just saying that.
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Wake up every morning with Jibble phone pranks.
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We say mornings on the 20s.
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Some people like working twice as hard just to stay right where they are.
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And then Ohio, we really don't get it.
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Because to us, owning a home in your 30s, working in tech without the traffic,
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and still being able to make it to your kid's soccer game, sounds pretty good.
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In fact, Ohio is the second most affordable state to buy a home.
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