The Cooligans
Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco
EN999 episodes
sportssoccercomedy
The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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Episodes (999)
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Is Christian Pulisic Ready for the World Cup? + Landon Donovan & Barcelona Humil...
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Is the Handball Rule Broken? Tyler Adams Talks World Cup Pressure & Is Mourinho...
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Pep Slams World Cup Prices, Weston McKennie Speaks on USMNT Pressure & Champions...
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Are Arsenal Bottling It Again? Arteta Under Fire + Tommy McNamara on NYCFC, Pirl...
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Is Mbappé the Problem at Real Madrid? Sophia Wilson on Leaving Soccer at Home &...
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Is Inter Miami Failing Messi Already? MLS Surprises, CF Montréal Chaos & USMNT W...
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Olise Chasing Messi’s Record, FIFA World Cup Ticket Chaos, & USMNT Rocked by Agy...
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Apr 9, 202654:17failed
NYCFC CEO Brad Sims on Building a Stadium, Fixing MLS Rules & The League’s Futur...
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Can USMNT Trust Pulisic? Answering USMNT Fan Questions & Italy Misses World Cup...
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USMNT Fall 2-0 to Portugal: Panic Time? Pulisic Concerns, Pochettino Graded & Wo...
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USMNT Crushed 5-2 by Belgium! Marcelo Balboa Reacts, Mauricio Pochettino Questio...
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Arsenal Bottle It Again, Santi Gimenez Joins & Griezmann to MLS?! Plus That Wild...
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Mar 23, 20261:19:57failed
USMNT Roster Drama, Pepi to Fulham Gamble & Premier League’s Champions League Re...
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Mar 19, 20261:19:20failed
LAFC Running Away With MLS? Liverpool’s Late Meltdowns & Chelsea’s Financial Rul...
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Real Madrid’s Champions League aura, Tottenham fight relegation & Weston McKenni...
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Dest Injury, Messi White House Backlash & Which MLS Coach Is Next on the Hot Sea...
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Are Arsenal Too Boring? Man United Back Under Carrick? + Europe’s Next Haaland &...
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Julian Hall Hype? San Jose’s Hot Start + Steve Fletcher on Tyler Adams & Iraola’...
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Mar 2, 20261:17:25completed
Griezmann to Orlando City?! Mandy Freeman on Gotham’s Title & Weston Mckennie’s...
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Messi Meltdown in LA, EPL Title Race Drama & Is the 2026 World Cup Already Crack...
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Gio Savarese’s 2026 MLS Predictions, USMNT World Cup Outlook & Vinícius Jr Racis...
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Feb 19, 20261:13:05pending
Real Madrid in Champions League trouble? + Glenn Crooks on Emma Hayes & NYCFC’s...
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Feb 16, 20261:19:11pending
Thomas Frank Sacked! Our Replacement Picks + Brandon Vazquez on ACL & World Cup...
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Feb 12, 20261:13:35pending
Worst MLS DP Flops Ever + Liverpool’s Red Card vs City Shakes the Premier League...
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James Rodríguez to Minnesota?! + Fading USMNT Stars & What Went Wrong
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Derek Rae on the Power of Pronunciation, Global Soccer Culture & Becoming the Vo...
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Separating CL Contenders and Pretenders, Is the Premier League Boring? & USWNT’s...
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Jan 29, 20261:00:25pending
Should Ricardo Pepi go to Fulham? + Carrick to United the right fit? & What Trin...
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Jan 26, 20261:04:54pending
AFCON Final Fallout, Shawn Francis on MLS & World Cup 2026, and Can Pep Save Man...
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Josh Sargent to MLS? + Anton Ferdinand on West Ham vs Spurs & Real Madrid’s Xabi...
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Real Madrid Fire Xabi Alonso! Josh Richardson Breaks Down Arsenal & Messi vs LeB...
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McKennie Leaving Juve? USMNT 2026 Sleepers + Lawrence Cann on how soccer saved h...
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Man United sack Ruben Amorim: Is the job impossible? + Ali Krieger on NWSL salar...
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Can Pellegrino Matarazzo Thrive in La Liga? + Franklin Leonard on Black Media Bi...
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Jermain Defoe on Spurs Glory, EPL’s Toughest Defenders & That Surprise Call From...
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2026 MLS Early Overreactions! Who Will Disappoint the Most? + Danny Navarro’s 20...
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Could Mo Salah Make His Way to MLS? + NYC Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani on Why FIFA...
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Dec 11, 202554:25pending
Lionel Messi and Inter Miami Capture Their First MLS Cup Title! Full Match and S...
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Dec 7, 202549:37pending
2026 World Cup Draw Breakdown: Group of Death, USMNT Reaction + Who Is in Prime...
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Dec 5, 20251:00:09pending
Can Thomas Müller & Vancouver stop Messi, or is Inter Miami too dominant? + Clin...
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Inter Miami dominate Cincinnati! Will they bench Luis Suárez permanently? + Tim...
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Gotham clinch 2nd NWSL title in 3 seasons! Will that be the last time we see Tri...
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USMNT record historic win over Uruguay! Does Pochettino have the team gelling at...
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Nov 19, 202545:13pending
No Pulisic OR McKennie — Time for USMNT to Panic? + MLS Approves Schedule Change...
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Is it time for Inter Miami to bench Luis Suárez? + Leander Schaerlaeckens breaks...
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