The Cooligans
Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco
EN999 episodes
sportssoccercomedy
The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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Episodes (999)
Zealand turns us into Football Manager sickos and Man City are Premier League ch...
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Is it too late for Raquinho to sign with the Philadelphia Union? ft. MLS broadca...
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May 17, 20241:05:21pending
When did all the Gooners start rooting for Tottenham?
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May 14, 20241:10:06pending
We analyze the Champions League semi-finals and expensive writing utensils!
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May 10, 202457:41pending
Edson Buddle is your favorite soccer player's favorite soccer player!
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May 7, 20241:01:34pending
Christian isn't scared of the PSG ultras!
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May 3, 202456:16pending
And then there were 2 (Premier League title contenders)!
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Apr 30, 20241:06:24pending
Reliving the glory days of American soccer with OG content creator Shawn Francis...
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Apr 26, 20241:23:34pending
Premier League referees need to watch their backs in Nottingham!
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Apr 23, 20241:06:32pending
Ali Curtis is changing the rules in MLS and a Champions League quarter-finals re...
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Apr 19, 20241:24:29pending
Bottling the Premier League isn't for everyone, unless you're Arsenal or Liverpo...
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Apr 16, 20241:02:47pending
We just witnessed the greatest Champions League matchweek of all time! ft. Andre...
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Apr 12, 20241:14:40pending
Kobbie Mainoo's Starboy status is confirmed!
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Apr 9, 20241:02:00pending
How many aging superstars does it take to win a CONCACAF Champions Cup match? ft...
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Apr 5, 202451:56pending
Mikel Arteta channeled his inner Jose Mourinho against Manchester City! ft. Chri...
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Apr 2, 20241:04:16pending
The soccer world's tea is being spilled! with Aly Trost Martin
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Mar 29, 20241:02:34pending
Finally, a Dos a Cero scoreline that USMNT fans can be happy about!
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Mar 26, 202459:26pending
Mark Consuelos is the most handsome owner in world footy!
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Mar 22, 20241:09:57pending
Jurgen Klopp fat shaming reporters is not what we expected from the FA Cup quart...
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Mar 19, 202458:47pending
NWSL 2024 Season Preview with women's soccer reporter Jenna Tonelli!
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Mar 15, 20241:10:17pending
Arsenal was the real winner of Manchester City vs. Liverpool! ft. Stefano Fusaro
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Mar 12, 20241:11:04pending
Broadcasting Messi's matches is a dream come true for Jake Zivin! ft. Taylor Roc...
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Mar 8, 20241:09:18pending
Will Manchester be red ever again?
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Mar 5, 20241:10:35pending
GoodVibesJohn is bringing the good vibes back to Manchester United!
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Mar 1, 20241:06:03pending
Messi League Soccer returns for the 2024 season!
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Feb 27, 20241:05:53pending
Heems: The rapper who sells coconut oil?
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Feb 23, 202443:39pending
The Cooligans are the sexiest NYCFC kit models of all time!
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Feb 20, 202457:29pending
COACH BEARD FROM TED LASSO IS ON THE COOLIGANS!
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Feb 16, 202440:37pending
Only Harry Kane can stop Bayern Munich from winning the Bundesliga!
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Feb 13, 20241:00:35pending
Tony Rocha joined the Belize national team through Facebook!
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Feb 8, 202453:02pending
Who knew there were so many British Latinos? with TikTok star Patrick Vel!
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Feb 5, 202451:27pending
We need more Premier League villains like Neal Maupay! ft. Christine Cupo
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Feb 2, 20241:10:41pending
Jurgen Klopp and Xavi are quiet quitting!
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Jan 30, 202456:11pending
Tom Bogert is a MLS transfer guru and the ice cream man!
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Jan 26, 20241:13:00pending
Pablo Torre chose chicken fingers over watching Messi’s first Inter Miami goal!
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Jan 23, 202457:27pending
Howard University should have its 1971 soccer national championship restored! wi...
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Jan 19, 20241:17:25pending
Jadon Sancho is finally free from Manchester United's mediocrity!
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Jan 12, 20241:04:50pending
Bro, just stop vaping! with C.J. Sapong
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Jan 9, 202459:19pending
We finally have a legit Premier League title race this season!
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Jan 5, 20241:01:08pending
The Cooligans-Underdogs Premier League Boxing Day Gambling Special!
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Dec 22, 202325:47pending
Go away, European Super League, nobody likes you!
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Dec 22, 202358:40pending
David Samson schools us on the business of soccer!
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Dec 19, 202353:16pending
MLS Cup Final celebrations with Darlington Nagbe and Aidan Morris of Columbus Cr...
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Dec 15, 20231:03:01pending
Columbus Crew are 2023 MLS Champions!
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Dec 12, 20231:05:48pending
MLS Cup Final Preview with Columbus Crew midfielder Julian Gressel!
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Dec 8, 20231:08:27pending
Erling Haaland's reaction to Premier League officiating says it all!
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Dec 5, 20231:05:34pending
COOLIGANS VS. MAJOR LEAGUE JOURNEYMEN SOCCER TRIVIA CHALLENGE!
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Dec 1, 202357:42pending
Referee controversies galore in the MLS Playoffs quarter-finals! feat. comedy wr...
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Nov 28, 20231:02:25pending
Fixing the USWNT will be difficult for Emma Hayes! feat. Joe Lowery of Total Soc...
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Nov 21, 20231:03:38pending
Can Emma Hayes return the USWNT to glory?
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