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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are still squabbling over nothing in Italy. Kyle tries to convince everyone that they all think Dorit is losing her mind but Dorit has the last laugh when she abandons Kyle and Erika on the side of the road.
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Well, hello and welcome to watch what happens. This is part two of a two-part recap.
If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a
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I need to go to Erica Kyle and Dorite going to the Abandoned Church in San Mateo or wherever.
So they're going there and Dorite's like, so where are we going? San Mateo. But what are we doing
here? We're going to walk around Dorite. But we're not doing anything specific here. What are we
doing specifically? Is there a store? Is there a store where we can go shop?
There's like some, like, we're going to get Jolato somewhere. They're like on a fetch quest in Zelda.
They're like, walk through this town to find the Jolato guy.
Despite Dorite's claiming that she and Boz are now both besties and Erica and me and Erica are
the closest in the group to Dorite. So we want to talk to her in a more private setting to try and
get to the bottom of what is going on with her. But like as far as she knows, we're just doing
like a little sightseeing and getting a little Jolato. So they start walking down. They're going
down a staircase and you know, some half of them are in heels. It's like, and Kyle's like,
oh, this place is really dead. Kyle's so mad that they're like not in a cooler place than the
other girls. And I like that one location scout to losers. I like one point Erica goes, well,
there's one lonely soul. And we see just like some random girl and they put an arrow on her to be
like, there's another person. That was the funniest stupid thing that they did. Like thank you,
editor, whoever decided to add that little arrow in apple motion. We see you. So walking around
Erica's like, okay, that's I feel awkward. I care about you both, but you're still at odds.
And I hope you're able to resolve it. But I don't know. That's all I got. Okay. Thanks for the
therapy. Hey, I'll just fix it. Okay. You guys find the shit we should be friends. I mean,
I'll fucking own there's supposed to be Jolato around here and somewhere in Jesus Christ. So I
got a blow to get out of this. Here's to you. Here's to me. May we never disagree if we do
fuck you. Here's to me. Okay, let's get Jolato. Oh, so we're going to sit on a wall. Okay,
well, honey, honey, honey. Before you, before you launch into what she actually says, they do sit on
this like, they sit on like a little wall above like a high, like I was like, they could fall back
and die. And but like Kyle and Erica sit in the sunlight because they want to be a well lit.
But to read actually cares about her skin. So she's trying to see the shade. But over the
course, this entire scene, the shade keeps on moving and she keeps having to slide down the wall.
And that was the funniest thing where she was like, I'm mad at you. Now let me rearrange myself to
stay in the shadows. Thank you. She has to keep moving as the like line of shade keeps moving.
And it's going downhill on a cobblestone thing on a brick wall or whatever. So she's like,
eventually she gives up. She's like, let's walk. Let's just move.
But honey, I don't know. We have anything going on between us. I just know that I've been
told that Kyle is having conversations about me being erratic and being lead and spending to
mooch. Well, erratic might have been too strong a board. Okay. Maybe like erratic was too strong
a board. Maybe psychopathic. I don't know. Erratic was probably too strong of a word, which is
why I will use it several more times later this episode when we fight again. But yeah,
psychopath crazy cuckoo for carcopuffs. Um, how do you say an Italian totally deranged?
So it's like, hmm, it's like, I look, I didn't really mean to use that word. Okay.
The word I meant to use was total fucking bitch. Okay. And I said, like you may be having just
like a little bit of OCD. I'm like, oh, so that's somehow better. Dr. Kyle Richards, a therapist at
large. It's just like, look, look, look, I believe this just has felt disrespectful. And I love
you. I don't want anything bad for you. I don't even want you to fall off this out of this wall.
Although that didn't happen. It would be kind of funny. You might die, but it would be hilarious,
right? Yes. And I like errica in this moment because she's just telling her, yeah, it's the
lateness. Like, okay, Kyle, Kyle saying whatever, but you're late. And it's rude. Like just say
that because that's all really anybody has a point about. So it's like, but erica, am I being
a boutique? Am I? Am I being a boutique? And she's like, well, I mean, say blah, blah, blah.
Thank you. Thank you, erica. Thank you. Three, why are you dougling those pebbles right now?
I didn't know. I just decided to do it in the moment. Erratic. So Kyle's like, that's what,
that's just what I said. I said, erratic might have been too strong of a word. Why is it okay that
she can say it, but I can't. And it's, it's like one moment I need to reposition myself deeper
into the shade. Okay. What were you saying? That was so erratic. I can't believe you're like
moving into the shade like that. What a crazy person. Someone call a 5150 on her.
But here's what's not cool. Like I can say something that makes you mad, but then
bros will say something like she said your finances were in a dire situation. When did she say that?
She did say about even erica's like, well, what? Yeah. I mean, what was the word she used like
erratic finances, erratic, dire, poor, poor, poor, that's commisato. I think she said that's
commisato. She's like, what? Erica goes, wait, what? When was I there? I was like, god damn it.
Well, it comes to me that you had concerns about me. So come to me, come to me,
coil. You know what I loved? Actually, this, this is what I was like, oh, it's a good Kyle
episode. Because when Dereet said, if you had concerns about me, come to me. And when she said
come to me, Kyle just goes come to me because the kind of new Dereet was going to say that. And Kyle
just like parrots it with this like, she bobs her head back and forth because it's such a cliche
on reality TV. If like next time come to me, and I love the way Kyle was like, ah, stupid bullshit.
She's mocking her like making head, you know, making faces and stuff. Like I'm not on Kyle's
side in this fight, but I did enjoy that bit of mockery. Well, at least she's got some life,
which is more than we can say for the past few seasons. So Dereet's like, um,
well, the only friend is the only thing that a friend of mine has come to me with is that you
have concerns. Okay, well, and Eric is like, well, look, I feel that anything anybody comes
here with, including myself is immediately with like defensiveness or something. I understand it.
You go through a tough time, blah, blah, blah, blah. My question is, did you walk it after time
and been robbed? Somebody stole his eyeball and then he fell down the hill and I was outside.
Come on, Dereet. Look, there are lots of time. I was very defensive and I acted
all the way towards everybody. I'll be in non waterproof mascara. Well, as I even think
and Dereet's like, yes, so you understand then that when you're going through a tough time and
the friends that you're leaning on for support are coming at you, not out of concern. I'm like,
yeah, but you should also understand that when someone's acting like the way Eric acted or the
way Kyle acted, the people are going to ask questions, you know, so it does go both ways.
So Kyle's like, what? Who's coming at you, Dereet? Who's coming at you? Which is funny that Kyle's
asking that when she's literally coming for Dereet. It's very moment. And both of them are like,
who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, you boys. And now Erika
has an issue with me, coil. You have an issue with me. Well, look, I'm having it on the cover.
I'm having it on the conversation with you about my feelings, okay? So scrambling, all right?
Which I appreciate. Like, okay, so you appreciate her, but like you're mad at me. I'm so second
to share with you Dereet and Dereet. Yeah, Kyle, because you're the one going behind her back,
talking to her about everybody, which is her point. Eric is not. You are coil. You do it every time
and you do it so well. And it's just, it's like scary, Kyle. It's very scary. So Kyle are now
like, they're squabbling over talking over each other and Kyle's like, okay, so it's okay for
both to say something. Here's the thing, Kyle. I trust both. I don't trust you. Kyle's like,
oh, yeah, good for her because Bose didn't even say any of that stuff. You said it and tried to
get Bose to agree with you so then you could turn around and use it against her. You're so sneak,
you're so sneaky and sneaky. I'm so glad she's being called out. And I love when she said,
I trust booze. I don't trust you. Booze, yeah. It's like you asshole. And Kyle's like,
I'm fucking believe it all. Dereet is like up Bose with ass. And it's a lot putting,
not a lot putting. Last year, it was trust issues with the whole texting PK thing. This year,
we're supposed to be working back to trusting one another. But how could I trust someone who
is talking about me behind my own back? So Kyle's like, I've given you nothing to not trust me
about except for the fact that I call everyone in our group and tell them how erratic you are
behind your back. You've given me every reason not to trust you. Tell me, tell me what it is,
tell me because you're the first one that read my text for millions of people to see.
Oh god, Kyle, you're bringing that up from two reunions ago. Oh, for Christ sake. Oh my god,
that was like the way that Kyle has tried to latch onto that to excuse her own bad behavior in
this friendship is so shitty. And she's going right back to it yet again. So we say,
oh, we're gonna go back. But I love when Dereet does this. This is her favorite gesture is when
she does the, oh, we're going to go back because she does this every now and then she like throws
her whole body. She goes, oh, we're going to go back. Is that what we're going to do? We're going to
go back. We're going back. So yeah, well, hello, where do you think the mistrust came from? She's
like, well, when you were going through changes and going through zoom thing vagina and you weren't
being honest about it. I didn't go by your back and express conjoined coil.
Bose asked me what was happening. So I shared with her and I'm not saying anything that the
rest of the group hasn't already said. And by the way, Rachel's already said those things. Yeah,
close girl in the group. She also believes it too. So who's the loser now? You are Dereet's like,
I love Dereet for staying calm here. And she just does her squint and she like does her
finger thing where she like closes everything with all her five fingers. She's like, is it possible?
First, just talk about all friendship. Kyle is like, I'm wrong. I'm not going to be single that
when everyone else is saying the same thing. You are the one saying it to everyone and you are the
only one saying it. You are the one who's going to be singled out and she's not even singling
you out. You brought her to this abandoned God for sake in place. Just God for sake and gorgeous
place. Kyle is what makes Kyle fascinating after everything for after all the shit we talk like,
oh God, it's time for Kyle to go. What makes her always compelling to me is that she is torn
between two things. She urns desperately to be the alpha, to be the queen bee of a situation.
But she doesn't have the confidence to really be that person. And I think it's because she was
the younger sister and she always had to take care of Kim. Like, like, Kim was the famous one,
the more famous one. And Kyle was tasked by Big Kathy to always look out for your big sister
because like Kyle's responsible one. So Kyle's always been under someone and she always urns to
not be under someone. But then when she is exposed in all the light, like that's the space that
she's not used to because she normally gets to be behind someone. And when she's up there,
she sort of spins out. She always kind of wants to be an alpha. And then she's up there and then
retreats behind a true alpha. And here and so when she does this stuff when she goes around and rallies
the troops about one person that's actually an extension of this behavior in my mind because she
can't just sit in her truth of saying, I think you're being shitty. She needs to make sure she's
like, and everyone thinks so too. So that way, everyone can protect me if this all comes down on me.
Like, Oh, you don't get mad at me. We all believe it. So she can kind of recede into the group
again. And so it's so fascinating. The way Kyle goes between these two, these two Polt,
like these two places of like wanting to be the main one. But she just when she's there,
she's sort of like loses her mind. She always has to receive back. I, you know,
puts simply the crown is heavy, darling. The crown is heavy. It's too heavy for Kyle. She cannot do it.
She really can't. Yeah. So to read, it's like, well, listen, um, if anybody wants to,
she said, Bose did not voice her concerns to me. And so if she went to you with concerns or
frustrations, I have a problem with it. And just like I have a problem with you bringing
concerns to Bose and not me. So if that, if Bose did do that, I'll have a problem with her.
But right now we're talking about you, Kyle. And so now she's doing her thing again,
where she's like, oil is doing everything but owning her own opinion. And she's getting more and
more heated at me, trying to deflute from her being such a short friend and bringing my other
friends into the situation. She's still chewing a candy. I can't tell when she's doing it. She keeps
like sucking. You know, I'm overwhelmed. And I'm going through a lot. And you just said,
you understand. It's like, yeah, yeah. Of course I understand. So you can't show me some grace,
Kyle. She's like, well, I mean, I have been showing you some grace. And that's why I didn't
say anything to anything. Yeah. She's like, well, you've said it to other people. Well, yeah,
but we've all said it. And this isn't something that you're, you're supposed to get defensive
about. But you're the one, you're the one screaming, Kyle. She's like, well, okay, well, fine.
So at this point, they've now stood up and they've been walking and they've arrived
at this random in the middle of nowhere, gelato guy. Like literally not a soul in this town.
There's no evidence of even any stores. It's just like old buildings with windows that are high up.
And there's like not even a commercial district. And somehow this little gelato stand with
with these like tubes of cones is just there with an umbrella. And we're like, okay, now we'll have
our gelato. Yeah, it's all expired. There's not been anybody in that town for years.
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So, to read it's like, well, I'd like to have a conversation about how you have such a
tooth time showing me support coil. What do you ever ask about mowing me ever? Because I'm separated
and we were married a lot longer than you in PK. Okay, so now it's the competition on marriage.
Okay, your marriage was the strongest coil and nobody can ask you a fucking thing because you
cry about it and say that they're not allowed to because you're allowed to go through things in
your own time, Kyle. Yeah. They've tried asking you about it. And you also say you guys have
like the best separation ever. So, like, what is there else to ask? Also, Mauricio is there all
the time. There's like nothing to ask about. I'm surprised he didn't show up. I'm surprised
like when they got to the gelato stand and like, we'll have a gelato, please. Like Mauricio didn't
turn around with like two cones in his head. Like, oh, hey, it is. It's just happened to be
the neighborhood. You know, this guy is maybe going to try and sell his gelato stand or whatever.
So, you know, fix the moldings. I told him. And by the way, two years crying about people asking
about her relationship, two years, three years, has it been three? And now she's like, would
you ever ever been asked about us? So she goes, oh, yes, but you always say everything is
perfect. And you even seem that you don't even want to talk about it. So when you were depressed,
you told us after the food. How do you meet your support? How do you measure it?
5,000, 2500, 600 minutes. That's quiet. Okay. Yeah, that's how long my last run was. I at least
asked you questions. So now they're like, they're all have their gelato. By the way, this guy,
they probably told him, like, you have to be here. These people are going to shoot. And he's been
waiting there for hours. And they just hope they're screaming at each other. And then you just
have to sit them watch them. I was surprised that even eight there are good gelato to be frank.
So they're walking around the gelato. And they're now talking over each other and to read
like, Erica, please, she's like, oh, please, what? I'm not doing this, Erica. I'm trying to,
I'm talking to Kyle about issues I have with Kyle. And you're interjecting. She's like, well,
I'm going to do it. I'm not going to stop talking unless I'm eating my gelato, which I got into
in a cup and not a cone because you guys are animals. You're going to have gelato on your fingers
while during the middle of your fight. Okay. Well, I don't want you to stop
toking, Erica. Well, you're not going to make me stop talking ever. She does a stick out of
the thing. We're going to sidestep mad for a reason. She's like,
well, that's what you think I want you to do. You think I want you to make you stop talking?
It's like, well, yeah, that's what I feel like. It's like, all right, you know what,
I'm going, let's go. I'm not going anywhere. Well, I am. Go fuck yourself.
Takes her gelato and goes over to the van and they're just watch her. And she's like, we're
going. And she's like, I'm the armor. Look at the paper. I think I said, um, she really just left
us here. They are left in the middle of the Brigaduin of Italy. I mean, she did,
but this show thinks we're all morons. I mean, there's another twin black van right next to it.
Like, there's nobody else in this town. And there's another Mercedes van exactly like that one
right next to it. But they're like, oh my god, she left us now. We have to get an Italian uber.
Oh my god. She speaks Italian. We don't even speak Italian.
Oh, everybody made a come correct to tell her exactly what they've been saying to me,
because that's not going to work. But that's going to work.
Like, all these women are claiming to be closer than they actually are with
to read, but other than actually want to do the dirty work, they just tell her that what she wants
to hear. And I'm not going to kiss her ass because real friends are honest. I love Kyle saying,
I'm doing the dirty work with three. I go get gelato with her in a beautiful little city.
That dirty work, their dirty stuff work, a scenic vista while having a cool refreshments.
So they make it look like Kyle and Eric are waiting on the side of the road for some uber
something. And then the twin mercy, the black mercy, these van picks them up. They're like,
oh my god, thank god, we got this Italian uber.
God, you guys. So then we go back to the villa and they're like, oh my god, should we find her
and in the dining room, Erica's like, wow, I haven't even had to follow that with the
Reats in Hong Kong. That was like eight years ago. And then we see a flashback to 2016
on the junk boat. Yes. You're the only one who has, who I haven't managed to connect with
orica. Okay. Because I don't like bullshit to read. And that's what I think you are bullshit.
Because of course, that was the Reats first season when she and PK, the whole season was about
a joke that PK made about Erica's panties or lack thereof. So when PK was
ogling her badge under her dress, PK is such a fucking big. That was both of their first
seasons, right? Didn't they come on? Didn't they come on the air season? I think that was maybe
Erica's second. Is either her second or her third season. I think it was her second season.
So now everyone else arrives the villa and cause like, so guys, basically the conversation got
intense and she didn't like what was what we said. So she just like left us at the place. Well,
where is she now? We don't know. Like she could be anywhere in Italy. But like, you know,
the conversation that you and I had and the Camptons came up like the lot by the way. She's like,
yes, I told her everyone shares the same sentiment and she's been like late and all over the place.
And both like, Kyle, I don't appreciate being dragged into this because I only express concerns
based off of your concerns. And guess what? I took those concerns correctly to the reach. But by the
way, I want to say one thing though, this happens not just on this show, but on all these shows where
people, something happens, then people talk to their castmates about it because they need to vent
and they need also the producers to probably like talk to someone. So it launched about this.
And then it becomes a thing. And then there's a confrontation and the confrontation ends next time.
When you have a concern, just bring it to me directly and everyone says that. But the person
who's like on the receiving end of it acts like they themselves also have been talking about the
other person to everyone else. So everyone talks to everyone else. And so it's just so funny how
time and time again, they will get on these shows and they will just say like, I went directly to
the person. I went, it's like, no, you guys all talk shit about each other behind each other's
backs at all time. I want at some point someone to say, yeah, well, I'll bring it to you eventually,
but I have to talk about my friends to my friends about it first because that's what humans do.
Well, but in this case, Kyle is calling people to talk shit about Doreet. And then she's,
she's being like, I'm worried about Doreet. Doreet has OCD. Doreet is overspending. Doreet's
doing all of this stuff. And then Bose is like, oh my gosh, well, that's concerning. And then Kyle
takes satan. It's like we even both said she was concerned about you. And she's tricking everybody.
And so I think they're like, no, you're not going to do that shit with us Kyle. We've seen
or do it multiple times over multiple is even this season she's done it multiple times. And I
think she's like, no, and she's like, and when you gave me the concerns about Doreet, I went straight
to Doreet and talked to Doreet about it. So fuck off with Kyle. For sure, Kyle is, um,
well, she is doing the thing that I was just saying before she is going around and she's trying
to build a case and and and rally the troops encircled the wagons against not circled the wagons,
just rally the troops against Doreet. But it just in general, as like a general note on all these
shows, it's just so funny that everyone, oh, like time and time again, they make declarations
of next time come to me directly. And the thing is that when people do come to people directly,
then they get into fights. So it's just, you know, it's just like the nature of this.
So then, um, said this, uh, she was like, yeah, and you know, like I also brought brought up
Rachel, you know, like how she had anxiety over lateness. Remember Rachel, remember? And Rachel's
yeah, here's the thing guys, like I've known Doreet for like two months and like just I just have
to assume that this is like how she's always been like she's in a house and I'm there, but like she
can open doors and I can't I just like pass through that because I'm dead. Literally dead, I can't
even say Beetlejuice. It's so scary for me. Yeah, but the point is you even noticed her behavior
is being stressful. Yes, Kyle, but being annoyed with someone being late is a very
small part of this. And you're turning it into everybody saying that Doreet is losing her mind.
It's very different. And Rachel's like, I mean, look, 100%, I can't live like that. I can't
even be dead like that. You know, like it would give me a panic attack. You know, my heart doesn't
even beat, but you know, like I have other friends who can live like that and do that. So, you know,
I just assumed Doreet's been like the same way, like as long as you've known her, like I don't
know for a fact that this is new behavior for her. And this is Rachel subtly saying, I had to
watch some of this show. And Doreet's always been like, don't drag me into this shit girl. I'm not
coming out on this train either. You can't get boze and you're not going to get me either.
Yeah, I think Rachel does not want to be dragged into this at all. I think she does not like this
from Kyle. I think this will actually, I sense that like Rachel is the sort of person who,
she's not terribly confrontational, but what's going to happen is that Rachel will start to distance
herself from Kyle because she's not going to like this being dragged into it. But also when Rachel
says, I know people who operate on their own clocks, I kind of feel like she's talking about
celebrities and celebrity clients who she just has to like work around. I know she doesn't
style anymore because she can't trust assistance because it's broad. But like in a weird way,
the vibe I got was she was kind of protecting her celebrity friends. Like no, I'm not mad at my
celebrity friends. Of course not. They, they take their own time and that's okay. I'm totally fine
with that. Yeah, I think she's like, she's late, but it's like we're in Hollywood. And so she's
like, the greed is not, the greed is not wealthy enough for famous enough to be as late as she is.
I think that's also the other thing because no, Kathy will be late and they'll be like, oh, Kathy,
isn't it hilarious? But she's like, we, but we're not going to wait for debris. No, that's crazy.
So Rachel saying, yeah, look, I've commented that she's late, but I'm not chiming in about her being,
you know, about worried about her finances or spending. I mean, that's, or that she's not mentally
stable. You know, she's like, because I don't know that to be true. And, you know, I think there
needs to be a pretty clear line of who's considered like you all. She's like, who is you all? Like,
who is we all? Cause like, who's we all? Who's we all? I'm not trying to say that. Who's
we are? It's the highest part of the all. I'm not part of that. If we're going to be in the
all like sky and chaos, have to be part of it. Like I don't do anything without my kids. Yeah,
so for the second time this season, we see a clear distancing. Rachel's like, uh-uh,
I'm not getting on this Kyle train. So Kyle's like, well, I don't know how tonight's going
to go, but like I have a feeling that like everyone else, she's going to be like, I know you're just
coming from a place of concern, but then she's only going to be mean to me. Yeah, because you've
been untrustworthy in the past, you were texting with her ex. Like, there's no reason for
to read to ever think that you're coming from a good place versus a fishing place. Like you've,
you've burned that bridge. Unfortunately, you're also starting it on this trip. She didn't start
with you on this trip. Like, what are you doing? You're starting it. So, um,
both is like, oh, don't do your imitation. So for her, she's, no, I'm not going to do
imitation. It's, I mean, if I did, I would involve accents, multiple accents. Whoops.
And no one laughs. They're just like to do an accent. I just love that. The whole cast
basically is just staring at Kyle like, oh, it's like cringe. They're already cringing and Kyle
is not picking up on the social cues. So now everybody's getting dolled up for dinner. And then
um, uh, they're getting joking. You know, Amanda's joking that Doreet's going to be late
and all this stuff. And so Rachel and Doreet ride together. And Rachel's talking to Doreet about
the conversation, you know, that Kyle just had with everybody. And Doreet's like, oh, well,
coil is driving, trying to drive a witch between me and whomever else in the group. And I do not
like blue cheese on iceberg. And I've hear it. I've heard it with wheel.
I've had too much of it. And then we, um, see a series of scenes of Kyle, um, talking about Doreet.
It's just like, oh, my God, Bose, like she's manic. Oh, my God, Rachel, Doreet has OCD. Oh,
my God, Amanda, like Doreet's like all over the place. Oh, my God, sudden, like Doreet's
like erratic and a little all over the place. Oh, my God, she's crazy. She's going to blow.
Any moment, she's going to blow America. Be careful. Please, send help. Please, send help.
If she can get the entoy, that group on the opposite side of me, then she will feel victorious.
So then, um, Kyle is now with Bose and Jennifer and Amanda in another car. And she's like,
even though everyone is thinking and saying the same thing, she always gets so mad at me.
And she'll let it slide with everyone else. And I'm just like, I'm tired of it. I've been a
really good friend. And I'm sick of the narrative that I'm not being a good friend. So you're
saying that, um, the person, you're, you're being like, she's lashing out at the person who's
closest to her. Like you, you're saying that Kyle, you're saying that Doreet is being nice to
everyone else, but the person who is closest to her, the person who is most entwined in her group,
that's the one she's lashing out at. Can we just roll the footage of season one of you,
oh my god damn house, I just, can we just, you're an alcoholic came, can we just roll that please
for a second? Oh my gosh. So Jennifer is like, well, I think that she's just well tied about her
home situation. And she's just trying to appear to keep it all together. Yeah, but we're all
noticing these things, right girls, right? Right? And is it, is it that big of a deal? I mean, no,
I mean, so she's crazy. So she's so see these. So she's erratic. So she needs to be in a straight
check. And I mean, what's, what is the big deal? Is that she's only annoyed with me about it? Not
no one else is talking about it, Kyle. No one else cares. Please. So now we go to
to eat in Rachel's car and to read it's like, to me, it doesn't come off as can see on them.
It just looks like someone looking to win things.
This friendship sucks. Okay. Wow, wow, you're really, you're like really winding right now.
You're like that kaleidoscope in Sedona, just like rotating. It's like this friendship sucks.
Like it fucking sucks. It's like a bullshit friendship. Like this is not a girl friendship. Like
it sucks. Like it's dead. It's done. I'm over it. Yes. I'm not getting any enjoyment out of it.
Like I don't know how you have a friendship where you can't trust each other or any relationship
where you can't trust each other. Like I can't even have a relationship with my gardener if I can
trust him. Like right? Because you're just going to like kill all my fucking flowers.
Like my flowers will be dead. It's one thing for me to be dead, but for my flowers to be dead,
like I can't, like I literally cannot. And if I can't trust my gardener,
who am I going to give my calf down still? It's like the vision of passing Rachel's house and
there's just a gardener out there and a feather's calf down. She was like ready to whack her. It's like
Luis, you've done great work for me for 10 years. I best owe you this captain dead.
This is vintage coach. So now the women get to this train car that goes up a mountain thing
like a gondola type thing. And so they get in and we don't even get any of it. I thought we
were going to get like a big fight in a gondola or something. But nope, we just arrive at the
restaurant. It did look like we're going to have a finicular moment because there was there was
awkwardness because Kyle was sitting in one part of it and Doreet was like sitting above her.
And I thought, oh, are they going to have a multi-level fight in a finicular multi-level
finicular fight? Because this could be iconic. Like, oh my god, the finicular fight.
No, they just get to the top. And Kyle's like, oh my god, we're so high. Oh my god, we're really high up.
There was also a moment earlier where when they were driving back from the city where there was
like a fly in the car. I was like, oh, there's a fly. There's a fly. So Doreet is somehow she got
herself car sick in this finicular. That's only going in one direction and not actually curving.
She's like, I feel sick after that finicular. It's too much for me. So they get there to this first one.
Doreet needs help. Doreet's losing it. She can't be in a finicular. I think she's on drugs.
Oh my god, guys. So they go in. And Jennifer is like, wow, hello, everybody.
Actor Jennifer, I mean, Jennifer, what's your face? Hey, can you just send us over the best wine?
Please wear very fancy people. Can you tell?
By the way, why isn't Jennifer? I feel like Jennifer Chilli should be in the white lotus.
You just said Jennifer Coolidge, but I feel like Jennifer Chilli should be. And I'm worried,
would you say? One day. But you know, I'm worried that Mike White doesn't watch real houses
at Beverly Hills. I feel like he's like not a real housewives gay. He's just strictly a CBS,
like survivor, amazing race gay. Well, that's actually good, because he probably wouldn't put on
like a reality star in a lead role, but he would put a real actor and she's an Academy Award nominee.
And she still says, yeah. But then she probably is like too close to the Jennifer Coolidge mold,
but she should be on white lotus. Like it feels very, and by the way, they were playing like full
on white lotus music during this episode. Like you could hear the voice. I was like, okay, settle down,
Bravo. This is not the white lotus. We're in a vernacular. Well, I would like to order
a new key country.
Okay. All right, lady. Hi, everyone. I've gotten an announcement to make.
Since we've obviously been tracking this all season on this show, and I'm sure none of this footage
ever got cut, the culmination of my storyline is that my my youngest, whatever his name is,
he's graduated from Fixing Vendor Machines, and he's going off to college in
South Carolina, to the University of University of Vending. And he's leaving. I'm being empty
nest there. Very emotional. Very emotional. He has saved the last duck almond joy from that
machine. And it's very emotional. They're like, yeah, no one cares. So sometimes you feel like
sometimes you don't, but now there will be no option for me. The nuts have left. Thank you.
And it played this like sad music. And it's like, oh, I just keep on going. I was like, was this
supposed to be her storyline? Did they just like decide to cut this entire storyline? They're like,
okay, we'll just give her like one little token speech and we'll move on. Yeah. Yeah,
something's not killing it with the storylines. So then Kathy gives a toast and she's like, I would
just like to offer a toast. Please take it. They worked hard on this bread. They put it in an oven
and made it hard. Please eat it. But you're gluten free. Is that a, is that a silly,
silly apple? Or is it just, is it really a thing? You know, I don't, I don't know that I trust
that really. Nothing's free in life. I'll tell you that right now. All right, Kathy. Sit the
fuck down. Well, thanks. This is beautiful and very special.
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hair pieces. And then we see a recap of Jennifer's head pieces from the week. And Rachel's like,
oh my god, I want every headdress you have. I love them. I collect them. I collect headdresses and
it's really hard because I can't even pick them up because you know, my hands don't pick things up
because I'm dead. I have to rely on assistance. We're terrifying. I hate assistance.
Can I say something guys? It just feels awkward and weird that we're like not acknowledging like
what happened today guys? What? Oh, then you guys got gelato. It is weird. I thought you guys
were on a low carb diet. No, not that. Not that. Okay. So I like Dr. Buzka's. Oh Lord, here we go.
Dreet, you left. And she's like, well, I left because I didn't feel conversational. It felt
defective. It didn't feel gentle. It felt aggressive. I kept wanting to talk about how you're
feeling about our friendship. And you kept bringing it back to the group.
Well, because everyone shares the same sentiment. Right, right. I did hear you say that, Kyle.
You said it multiple times. Steering, stirring, stirring. You brought Rachel and Bose
into it as well, Kyle, as well. But it was nothing malicious or mean. It was just like, you know,
me trying to create a little gang so we could gang up on you. Like, what, how could you gang up
without the gang? Okay. It was just an observation that Rachel and I talked about the airport
and like mainly Rachel. And Rachel was like, really? Like the headline is like, you are late. And
then she called Jennifer Gardner was like, oh my god, Jennifer Gardner. Like Dreet's always late.
Like I'm just like, these are things that happen. It wasn't malicious. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Can we get Haley Joel Osman in here? Because I need someone to see a dead person. Okay. I don't want
to be confused. Like my frustration with anyone who is late, like Dreet or anyone, like it gives
me overall feeling that someone else's time is more valuable than like someone else's time.
Who's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's valuable as like someone else's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See?
What she said. And like in the Hamptons, you said like we're running under recent. Remember when
you said that, you said you're running under recent. I remember we last so hard and you were like,
probably like you're like Kyle, you're probably like the best friend I have out here. Remember when
you said that, right? Right, right, Joel? Huh? Huh? God, this is so weak. And Rachel's like, yeah,
like, and I've said that to Dreet. I was like, oh my god, you're on your like own time that we run on.
I learned that and sit down. Well, there's nothing that Rachel has said just now that she hasn't
already said to me directly. And the part that you're missing is that I'll address Rachel's issues
with Rachel and Bose's issues with Bose. Well, when everyone's saying the same thing, I'm like,
I'm not going to have you single me out all the time to read. I'm not going to act like everyone.
You are singling her out again. She didn't bring you up. She didn't even mention you. You are
turning the whole dinner into being about her. Yeah. It's like, I'm like, everyone seems to be off
the hook. I'm not off the hook. Also, you know what's not off the hook? My music, no hooks. So Dreet's
like, never found the hook. Her blind and stinker. How many hooks do I give zero? None. Actually,
that was a hook. All right. Never mind. I give myself something. That's great journey for me.
When Bose came to me after the Hoompton's and she said, Quail had said Dreet was acting
erudic. Kyle and I had been sleeping 10 feet from each other for four days. And if there was
any concern, I would have thought the quail would have been cut down, cut down, come to me during four
days that we were together and said, how are you doing? Because I'm worried about you. And that
never happened. Well, we were having fun. And we had the best time. Why would I say it when I
didn't? It didn't seem like the right time because you didn't feel like it was the time to do.
You didn't feel it was the time to speak to me about it, but it was a good time to speak to Bose
about it. Yeah. You wouldn't speak to her, but you called Bose. Fucking Kyle. It's like, yeah,
because like it was more like you were like erratic, like all over the place, like erratic. I meant
it that time. So like, I'm not even getting out of the car in town today. Like you're in the
bag for 10 minutes, you know? Let me see this footage of when they arrived at the ghost town.
Jerry was like getting stuff out of her bag for like 10 minutes. It's just like going and finding
every charger and rearranging things. And then like after what has clearly been like seven or eight
minutes, just you're not waiting for me. Are you? No, they're observing the car. They're taking
the beauty of this van. But it's like things like that that make me wonder like what's going on.
And I really don't care about your spending like I do what you want. I don't care. You know,
I don't care about that. I was like, Oh, well, thank you, coil. And I don't think it's anyone
else's business, what I'm swooning or blowing. And if there is concern, I would appreciate if it
was directed towards me. Well, it's been brought up by others who share the same concern. Oh,
well, I can see what Kyle is doing. She's trying to rally support for her opinions. So it seems
more palatable to Duret. In reality, she should just stand on her own opinions instead of trying
to pull everybody else in. And by the way, I have to just point out again, everyone at this dinner
is sitting there cringing. They're looking at Kyle like, Oh, my God, because no, she's trying to
get everyone to fight and no one will fight. They're just all looking at her like, Oh, awkward.
Even Natalie is like, Oh, God, I'm like the most awkward person here. And this is even awkward for me.
And Kyle is just getting more and more worked up in her eyes are crossing more and more. And she's just
like doing that head bobbing thing that she does. And it's just getting so uncomfortable. And it is
hilarious. I mean, it is so good. And Duret's like, Quill, you've expressed concern behind my
pick. And Kyle's like, just stop. Stop, okay? Stop.
Basically, what I'm hearing from Kyle is that she's been talking to Rachel and Bose and the entire
group about me. And that's when what's the common denominator here, people? Kyle.
And she goes, she does like these double jazz hands like Chicago. She's like,
so Kyle's like, I don't care what you, I don't care that you bought a Kelly bag with your
book advancement. Just, well, it seems like you do. Cool. I don't care. Bose is the one who
cared about the Kelly. I said it one time. Bose did it was Bose. Bose all alone.
She did not care. What are you talking about? She just said like, oh, she'd have to
Kelly on the mat on the on the counter or something like that. So Bose is just watching her like,
you are ridiculous. So Kyle, Duret just holds her eyes. She's like, oh my god, I can't. And Kyle
is like literally cross-eyed and mannequin crazy looking. And Duret's like, please stop saying that
you don't care about something when you've just mentioned it a million times. She goes, oh my god,
great writing my ass over time to read. Oh my gosh. And to be continued, will they be able to
settle their differences? We'll find out next week. But until then, thanks everyone for being
here. We appreciate you with a funny episode. And we will catch you on the next episode of Watch Watch
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