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Reagan, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweeney, sit back and prepare for some action, sit back

and prepare for some glazing glory.

Hello everybody, welcome to the Snark Tank podcast episode 399 and

it's me Chris, it's him Sweeney, and it's him Derek, look at us, we're recording remotely

a little bit, I'm a little nervous, I might have something, so I'm giving some space, some

time to figure it out, you know that feeling when you get the back of your, back of your

head doesn't feel quite right, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, well, yeah, I get it, I get it.

Not really when I was alluding to get out of your Martha, Martha, get out of your

Martha, Martha, Martha, Martha, Martin, Martha Morgan, Martha Morgan, Martha Morgan,

everything.

I heard something before the show started, Derek mentioned something that I just, I was

not, I was not privy to, and so I have to, I have to know more about this.

What did you say?

I want you to, I want you to set the stage actually, all right, so I guess this is going

pretty viral because of how absurd it sounds, so look it up as you're talking about it.

The quadriplegic amputee, a cornhole champion, cornhole champion, murdered someone with

a gun.

He shot someone to death in a car, you mean, wait, what do you mean, yeah, I'm looking

up right now quad, quadruple amputee athlete accused of shooting man, dumping body in

Maryland.

Dude, how do you, wait, so he dumped a body also?

He did everything, man.

This guy is very self-sufficient and it makes no sense.

I'm sorry.

What the fuck?

There are videos of him shooting guns.

I'm watching it right now.

This is August's magical.

And I was like, I just don't, like it puts, I am, I'm not the best shooter, I'm not

the best shooter, like, like when I've shot, well, we're just, for some reason, like when

I've shot handguns, my, my aim has not been like superior, like far away.

It's been pretty bad, but, and then I see this, I'm just like, I have no excuse.

I'm like, what the hell is wrong with me?

If this guy's like, apparently pretty good at shooting, yes, I don't fucking arms.

It's like, it's a jet high or something.

Okay, wait, hold on a second, all right, so, so he's got some stubble.

He's got some, like, I was, he's, I was missing four arms, essentially, I was under the

assumption.

It was just like a little torso boy hopping around, you know, no, so it's like, no,

so, whatever.

Yeah, like, yeah, like, I wasn't quite sure how he did, like, I was half expecting, you

know, like, sometimes, you know, sometimes with a character is too short to be important,

if they put him in like a mech or something.

Yeah, I was almost expecting him to have done like this, like, this weird, like, robot

lips.

Ah, that allowed him to shoot a man, a cold one and done his body and marrow.

Who's that guy?

That was like, really good.

I swear you fight it.

I played with this fucking mouth.

You know, like, I, I'm sorry.

Oh, yeah, yeah, mouth fighter.

Yeah, mouth fighter, mouth fighter six guy died, like, that's too long ago, like, maybe

a couple of years ago or something, he was like, he died.

He was like, really good.

I was just thinking that this with this guy could do.

He was playing.

He was like a top competitor with his fucking mouth.

And he died.

Yeah.

You know, because he had like, he had like, Ricky Burrick type shit going on.

So he eventually succumbed to his, whatever, he's like, did he swallow the controller

back?

I'll probably add a day to the weather, lobeing and firing a gun, the weather, the truckers

or allegedly shooting 27 year old passenger, Bradwick Wells in a Tesla before driving.

Bradwick.

Bradwick.

Bradwick.

Bradwick, man.

I'm sorry, brother.

Bradwick.

It's supposed to be Bradley.

Bradwick.

That's funny.

Different names, man.

Shut up guys.

It's just what motherfuckers just make his thing and makes him matching.

If your name is Bradwick, you deserve to be shot by a quadriplegic cord.

No champion.

I think so.

I think off with the body, his car, he killed a black man.

Unfortunately.

Oh, he was black.

Bradwick is black.

Yeah.

That's the last thing I would have.

All right.

Head is actually shot.

That's okay.

I don't know, man.

It's like a, I know a Bradford, a YouTuber that I watch.

He's like one of the whitest guys, you know, just standard white guy, beard, whatever.

I just found out that his first name is Kendrick and it was like, excuse me.

He's a Kendrick, a particularly black name.

I've only, I've only met black Cambridge.

So that's why I would say I feel like Kendrick is an old name.

So I mean, every name, you know, all these names are white.

Let's be real.

But what I'm saying is if you grow in a certain areas, it's like at a certain point, certain

names get co-opted.

If you don't, I mean, the only kind of name that I'd be really confused if I hear a,

like a Jaylin that is just not black at all, like Jaylin, that's not black.

That would be like, Oh, wow.

That is white.

White.

White.

White.

White.

Like a red-headed Jaylin.

Now, red-headed is too tangential to the, the, the, no, it's, you know what I mean, man.

It's all those memes, like, I've, like, I've fed up like a guy from Poland named Jaylin.

I'll be like, wow, that's crazy.

I bet you can find him.

I do exist.

I'll find him.

But I just, I don't know if you, do you, do you know any white Kendrick's?

No.

Yeah, I, I don't.

I don't think I do, but I only feel like I know like maybe two Kendrick's.

It's not a very common name.

I actually like that name because it's like, because for that very reason, it's not very

common.

Yeah.

And it doesn't sound absurd.

Yeah.

I know a white, I know white Hendrix.

You know who?

A white Hendrix.

His name is Hendrix.

A Hendrix?

That makes sense.

That makes it.

That makes it.

That makes it like.

I'm going to name this guy.

I'm going to give this guy.

I'm going to give my kid the first name of the last name of an amazing guitar player.

Yeah.

That's like, that's all the thought that goes into it.

That's another old-ass fucking name though.

Like I felt like I met my head.

The Hendrix was in like London, like across the water.

I like Hendrix.

I would, I would, I would already have, I already have, if I were a kid, I already,

I already got the names, they're already picked out.

There are a few, but I have a few I want.

I can't have a few.

I want to be forced to have.

This story is so great.

A lack of a bloodage.

That's a fucking badass.

Excuse me.

What did you say?

A lack of a bloodage.

That's a fucking fire name.

And you've told Lily this.

She doesn't, she doesn't agree.

She doesn't agree with ragged of the bloodage.

Oh, what a shame.

Or Grim of the Fell Dragon.

Like that's a fire name.

You're fucking stupid.

You think of, you say stupid, I think, fucking.

Why are you giving them titles?

That's fire.

We don't do that no more.

That's lazy.

Is that like their middle names?

Is that what that is?

No, that's the first name.

Oh.

Then it's like, then it's like freaking, then it's like freaking, I don't know, like Michael

Jameson or like my, my, my Gabriel Jameson.

What a shit way to end it.

Michael, Michael's gonna feel so left out.

Michael's like, what the fuck?

Why did I get a cool ass name?

My name is, my name is a ragged of the bloodage.

You're an accident son.

We just, I didn't want you.

Rixis, times, conflicts.

Stradley Jordan.

Bradley Jordan.

Fucking ridiculous.

I think those are cool names, man.

I think we, I think we were like, oh, the same is stupid.

Like why, what?

Every name is stupid.

You can't have, you can't have,

the fucking, I don't even know like, what was the name you said for the fell dragon?

Yeah, grim with the fell dragon.

Grim with the fell dragon.

You can't have like, oh, grim with the fell dragon.

And some guy turns around meekly with glasses.

Yes.

You know, like, what?

That doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

This fucking Digimon cards fly all over the place.

He's got startled and shit.

Oh, look, grim with the fell dragon.

Drop this Digimon card.

Guys, come on.

Stop.

I think you guys are, you guys are freaking lame.

I think I think.

Stop making fun of, stop making fun of me.

Grim with the fell dragon.

I think names, I think names are important,

but also kind of don't matter at the same time.

I think unfortunately in your early years of life, it's so important.

It's, it is very important.

I knew a kid, I knew, I knew a kid and I'm not exaggerating.

I knew a kid named fart pussy.

And he got bullied, so I already killed himself in the second grade.

That was a really powerful joke, but it's like, it's just like, it's just like, you

fucking, cut his arms off and then he shot him so easy.

He cut his arms off and then he shot his off because he knew he'd be a better shot

with his arms.

I actually thought about that.

I was thinking about that.

I was watching a guy that's a, he, um, he's missing a leg and he's a wrestler.

And I'm like, is that an advantage?

Technically.

Technically.

It's not an advantage.

It's really.

I feel like it.

I feel like it's really not an advantage.

I've seen that guy in the fucking mixed martial arts that has no, uh, no legs.

Like he is.

He's that zero legs.

It's an, oh, and I think he's, I like to clap, but he has zero legs.

No legs.

Zero legs.

Because I wanted to be, because like, I didn't want to, people, I want people.

He doesn't, he, he does not have thighs either.

Like at all.

Oh, so he's like a fool.

He said what I was saying.

He's just a torso.

He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's

after all be one fight.

I don't do anything.

That's great.

That's great.

That's just a dumb ass name, but I do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

He's all fucking plexed and shit.

That's I think there's, I think there's some advantages, but except for the whole like

abracing yourself with your leg because like he's trying to get on the floor with you

obviously the whole time.

He's like, come here, bro.

Come here.

You're not going to, you're not going to know what to deal with me because I don't

have anything, but I'm like, I obviously not having legs in fighting sports.

He's a huge, huge, huge, huge disadvantage.

I think you should might be okay just because you have less things to be, to be able to

be controlled.

Yeah, but once, but the thing is that once you get those two appendages controlled your

cool.

Yeah.

Because you don't have those other four to get out with the other two to get out with.

It's got to be so weird.

I, that guy that I'm talking about, it will throw people off though, it will throw people

off though for sure.

If you're fighting people and they're used to fighting people that are that way for sure,

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I can't help but let this cross my mind when I think of people with just straight

up no legs.

They're cut off at the thighs.

Are they just like bouncing around on their balls all the time?

What's going on with that?

Because that's got to be, I'm not trying to be ignorant, I just mean, I'm just saying

the absolute bottom of them would be their balls, you know, I mean, absolute, it's not

their heels.

But also wearing cups, I'm sure most of the time they prevent that problem from happening

though.

Like likely they are wearing in some sort of like, that sucks, you got to wear a cup

all the time.

But also most of them are in fucking wheelchairs and should like that because they can't

get around.

Right.

They're not like, they're not on the wheelchair, you think they're just sitting on their balls.

They're like usually tilted back or something.

Yeah.

They probably got a figured out that they probably got I got to ask one.

I got it.

If anybody out there has no thighs, what feet right into the show, I want to know, I want

to know.

I'm not even exaggerating, I've genuinely curious about it because I feel like I feel like

it would be difficult unless you have like the tiniest balls, I guess, I think it would

be very difficult.

It's the difficulty they're experiencing already is so why this is, I think it's not

whatever.

I don't know.

Well, you get handy cap passes and all that stuff.

Like, I don't know.

Like, it seems mostly okay, but like I feel like I would imagine sitting on your balls

all the time would be pretty rough, you know, Chris, you can't see without lenses on

your nose.

Yeah.

And that's already a huge problem.

Imagine not having, I don't know, a legs, an evolutionary fucking part of your body.

This is one part, one less part of you to get sick.

Oh, what if you get leg cancer?

What if you get leg cancer?

Now you don't have to worry about it because you don't got a blood clot in your, in your,

in your lower leg and then travels to your lungs.

You can't, can't happen.

You can't happen.

You can't happen.

You actually, you maximize your survivability potential actually by decreasing the amount

of it.

Right.

Cut your legs off, people.

Yeah.

Right.

That's what we're saying.

Yeah.

Get a, get a turkey carver or whatever, you know, those things that they, you cut the

Thanksgiving turkey up with.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't have one of those because I don't really fuck with turkey, but, you know, do a,

do a 10,000, do a 10,000 degree knife challenge on your own size.

That's insane.

Yeah.

It's, I forgot about that knife challenge shit.

Wait, wait, here was that, that, because that was like, just a very small blip in time.

That was like 2016, 2017, I think for like a brief, sorry, I think that, right?

I'm like that.

I thought it was later than that.

I can't.

You might be right.

I have no concept.

Yeah.

I don't remember anything.

I don't remember anything accurate lately, but it's all gone.

There's only a few things like I know you gone to knuckles was, was early 2018, like I

know that in, say, late 2017, but early, I think it was February, 2018, if I, actually,

I feel like that's accurate.

You remember you gone to knuckles birthday?

That she was so fat, you are stupid.

It just really stuck out to your, like the internet finally got one that's.

Actually, really made me laugh that it's just too stupid.

Not to laugh at it.

It's a fucking, it was so that is a fantastic creation, I think, I think I still like silly.

I, I would, every once in a while, when I see something like that, like there, there's

a mean that I really like.

It's just Kratos and, and Lionel Messi mixed together.

And it just says Kratos, Messi, it kind of reminds me of Thanos car.

If you remember Thanos car, oh, yeah, it's kind of the same thing.

It's just like it's just Kratos, Messi, they're matched together and then there's, it

is just completely blurry.

Like as if it's, it's been compressed a hundred times, you know, by being shared so much.

And it's just fucked up and it's so stupid, but like it made me laugh so much that I like,

I want to know the person who came up with this.

I always want to know who started this because what were they fucking thinking?

My brain's not that weird and I appreciate that.

Right.

What were they fucking thinking?

They were.

We were thinking of Ugandan knuckles like, what gave you, what made you think of those

two things together?

What made you make that model and then, because I think it wasn't even like a, I think

people were just using that model and like VR chat or something, right?

They were walking around and just like, and then just arbitrarily speaking into Ugandan

accent.

And that's the thing.

It's like we're, I guess, I mean, speaking like an African man is funny in certain instances,

but I just don't, that's a joke that was in a friend group that I had escaped a friend

group for sure.

Yeah.

Fair play.

Fair play.

Fair play.

Fair play.

Fair play.

There's something charming about a Ugandan accent though.

I really do like, or an Nigerian, I think I like a little bit better, but it also feels

remarkably, it also feels somehow remarkably less racist.

It just do that accent than like most other accent.

I agree.

You know why?

Because it sounds inviting.

I love the, the way that it sounds so, I like that.

I like that shit.

It's like a pleasant, it doesn't even feel like it's funny because it sounds silly.

It's funny because of how inviting.

Actually, it's, it's, it's like, I trust you.

Like if my doctor was like, you have AIDS.

You fell down in the stairs.

You landed on an AIDS rock and you have AIDS now.

I'd be like, oh man, I'm somehow comforted by this.

I'm like, oh, it's gonna be okay.

I think it'll be okay.

I think I'll be alright.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Whatever.

You do not have insurance.

You are not insured.

You are going to pay $11,000 for this visa through the road because you are uninsured.

This will cost you $15 million or $12.

We haven't decided yet.

We haven't decided yet.

Dude, it's crazy.

It's crazy how that works, by the way, because I've, I don't know if you guys have

had this experience.

But I've gone to the doctor and been, and been like, I don't have insurance.

And then I get the bill and it's nothing.

When I know for a fact that it would have been more of a head insurance, and I'm like,

I don't know what, I don't know what's going on.

I don't really understand how this works anymore.

I haven't, I haven't not had insurance in a long time, so I don't, I don't know.

There's weird.

I, all I know, one of the only things that I learned is there's certain thresholds

where you can get almost everything for free.

So essentially, you make just this amount of money, and now you're, it almost makes

more sense to almost be on the poverty line, because if you're a sick person, if you're

sickly, you need to go to hospital and shit all the time, it'll be completely covered

in certain states.

And you'll also be able to get a, a, a snap benefits, you know, like, which is a lot

of money, because I was on snap for two months in 2016 before I got my heart diagnosis,

because I got fired for my job, because I kept going to hospital.

And so I finally had to learn how to get a snap, and I was on, I was getting 200 a month

for myself.

And I was like, nigga, I never have had enough for $200 to myself for food a month.

So I was like, buying shrimp and shit and like, buy, that's like, I was like, this is stupid.

But I only did for two months.

And I, the funny thing is, how I feel now versus how I felt then, because I was just

like, ah, somebody else could use this.

But I'm like, this is how it works, you know, like me, much older, I'm like, why did

I not stay on it infinitely longer?

Because I could have.

I'm stupid.

I was stupid.

I was just being, I felt like I was being responsible, and it's like, I'm so dumb.

I can't believe I find it in that.

I know.

I know in a world that like values that so much less than, right, it used to, you know what

I mean?

I've ever, like my dad always told me it's like, it's like your, your word is paramount.

And no one, no one, you know what I mean?

Like no one can't get far lying.

And now it's like, you know what I mean?

No, it's like the president, you know what I mean?

It's just okay.

It's like, we won the war six, we won this war six times already.

All right.

Like over the last like month or however long it's been going on, we won, we've finished

the war so many times.

So like, I don't know.

It's just, I'm pretty sure him and Pete had said this recently said some fucking wild

shit again today this morning.

Yeah.

Of course.

We're going to war with the moon, but he will have to blow up the moon and start speaking

it in Africa.

He's

The department of war is going to deal with the moon in the nights.

I hope they are threatening our sovereignty.

We are going to blow up the moon.

We think it will be a good idea.

And everyone says, oh, well, I'm so confident by this.

We have employed piccolo to destroy the moon.

That's crazy.

Hey, it's me.

Pick it up.

It's me.

I guess I'll do it again.

He did it before.

He did it before.

And then he replaced it.

Yeah.

Did I wish back the moon?

Well, I think it came back at the point.

Didn't it?

They just came back.

I feel like it did.

But also, here's the reality.

I just watched it recently.

And I still don't remember.

Here's the reality.

Right.

If the moon shows back up in Dragon Ball, it's because he forgot.

That is true.

I feel like it was.

So I'm jogging my memory.

I feel like it was addressed at one point, because something.

So I remember there was an artificial moon for a minute.

No, maybe it didn't come back.

Oh, there's never a hard for some moon.

No, because there was a Vegeta.

What was it?

Yeah, Vegeta.

Because someone was like, what?

I always said there's no moon.

There's no moon in the sky.

He doesn't mention there's no moon.

Yeah.

And then he does the thing.

By the way, that whole fucker.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That whole fucking thing of like that even still to this day to me is like one of the silliest things of Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball is absolutely ridiculous.

In so anyways, him just being like, Oh, they got rid of the Moon.

My one source of power.

Let me just create something that I know is not the moon, but I think is the moon.

Is not a little work.

It's not.

It's not I think it's a reaction.

No, I understand, but like his beam gives off Moonlight.

At a certain altitude.

It probably does.

It's a.

That's not to insane considering the fact that like, I don't know.

So Piccolo could make the moon again, you know?

Well, I guess it's also, it's not,

I guess the clothes beam is the most ridiculous thing, probably.

Yeah, like, I think Piccolo, if he wanted to,

he could have made the moon.

Exactly.

Why isn't Piccolo Steve Jobs, basically?

Like why isn't Piccolo, like, making an iPod?

Because he's stoic, he's stoic.

He's just chilling, he's not interested.

Exactly, he's too busy, he's too busy

being a surrogate father to go on.

I want to see Piccolo beat up Steve Wozniak

in the middle of a theater.

I want to see Piccolo to drip it on, you know,

the fucking total neck, the jeans.

Why do I feel like that?

Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

Piccolo Jobs?

Yeah, it's Piccolo Jobs.

I mean, what was the thing?

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And internet communicator, a phone.

You know, what was it, a text message device?

You know what I mean?

Like that famous iPhone reveal?

It's what it's piccolo on stage.

That'd be a vibe.

Pick a look and pull it off.

He's like, what, seven, six or something like that?

You can tell it's crazy.

Yeah, it would have got me to probably get an iPhone

if it was him.

Because whenever I saw it, I was like,

this is a fuckable place.

I think it was like huge.

It was like definitely a center, a center of the best.

It was in some Virginia.

I didn't, yeah, tall.

Oh my God.

I love how I wrote, did the moon come be?

I was gonna say back.

And then the first thing is did the moon come back

and Dragon Ball, did the moon come back

after piccolo destroyed it?

Did the moon come back in DVZ?

Every question about the moon.

Everybody, seven, five, that's crazy.

Seven, five.

It's pretty good.

Wait, what?

Got it.

It's so useless.

Seven foot five.

That's about compared to how, the way he stands around

everybody else, it makes sense.

He's about that fucking tall.

He's, he's a big fucking guy.

Yeah, the funny thing is I didn't really go whose hair

isn't even at his shoulders.

That's the thing.

I didn't really notice it that much funny enough

until the south saga.

Like, yeah, I really noticed how big then it is.

Yeah, it wasn't really, yeah, it was just,

I guess that's maybe the funny thing is I watched it

when Jordan let me borrow the shit, I watched it.

And then I still wasn't really paying too much attention

to a lot of stuff like that too.

It just, I was just more being like,

oh, does this hold up to the last time I watched it?

Cause the last time I watched it was like 2010.

And I will say the earlier seasons are starting

to kind of like feel mad to me.

Like interesting enough, like I used to really like say

the raddits and fucking and the first Vichita

in Napa encounter.

But I don't know why this time I didn't feel as,

I don't know, I just can't even explain it.

Like it just didn't captivate.

Maybe I've just seen it too many times.

I don't know.

They're nostalgic for me for sure.

I think, I think the show is at its best obviously

in the south saga.

I think that is the best of Dragon Ball.

But I think Dragon Ball Z.

It definitely got a lot better.

Absolutely.

But I think like the, the frees of stuff

is iconic for what it is.

That's like the first like actual like real transformation

of like main hero like that.

You know there's the, the, the, the, the,

the rabbit saga is manoratively funny.

Cause so much wild shit happens.

Like Goku's brother shows up.

Piccolo tries the back door, Piccolo back doors Goku.

Kills it, takes his son to the world

and it's for six months.

So he can kill Goku.

Like that's fucking insane.

Absolutely insane.

And then like you later on Goku's like

She's like you're the only one who the only person that can't drive in this fucking entire city

What the fuck and then Goku back doors pick alone was like well you can't drive either and he's like bro

What the fuck did I do and we are going you to send flying monkeys to Kingston's house to pair him apart

Let's keep the door closed. I can't go with that. I'm gonna go with that

That is I don't know if we're doing this if we're doing this. He must deserve it. I could kill a few monkeys

Flying ones it depends it depends on a kind of monkeys

We're sending like the fucking the ones have like those really sharp teeth the big ones. Yeah, scary

They're called like bonobos. No, bonobos are kind of ape. I don't fucking know it. I don't know any names of monkey

He's really you I hear spider monkey and I'm kind of out of monkeys now

What is it oh by the way? I got to so I played more Resident Evil. Oh cool

He said spider

Mandarin it's so so I mean I don't know vague spoiler warning for

Resident it's been out for a while like most people I'm I'm taking my time with it

So like I mean I would imagine most people who give a shit. Yeah, they beat it already played it already

That comes out of nowhere, and it ends really fucking quick

It's I don't know what I

Like all right, I guess this is happening also that part of the game is like very odd

It's very different. I like it. Yeah

I feel like because I think there's like a whole thing about that game being like re-rebooted

During development like there was like a whole thing about how like oh they thought

Resident Evil 7 did really poorly and so they were gonna like shift focus

But Resident Evil 7 ended up like doing really really well over time and so they were like oh, I guess that wasn't that bad of a game

So we're we're gonna because it was supposed to be like an online game originally or some shit

Nine really I'm not even joking. Yeah, and it was supposed to be like

Open world it was supposed to be like an open world component to it and I got to that point in the game and I'm like oh

This is this is this is the bones of that because you can feel it

It's like nothing. It's not like any part of the game before and it's just this is random part like there's suddenly like a new mechanic

Where it's like oh here's a weapons bench

You know where you can like upgrade your things and it's not like a merchant or anything

It's like this very sterile kind of like

Almost like something you'd find in like an online kind of game

I would say that I'm the vast open space two of things that I'm like

There's it's too big. It's too little happening in like I remember roaming around

I'm like this doesn't feel right. It's fun going around like I still I'm still having a good time with it, but it's like

Ah, I can definitely feel like this is this was like what they were doing before and then they kind of like

Reaching or everything around it

But like if you can feel it that it's like a completely different fucking game the second the second that happens also up until that point

I gotta tell you the the balance between these characters is fucked up

I was getting tilted because I would end a long section and then I'm Leon for three minutes. Yeah. Yeah

Well, you're good. This is the part where you put me on for a while. I understand you

But I was so close the second because I was doing the sniping like doing the the sniping with the rifle

Oh, yeah, Grace was like going to the church and I was like yes, I'm Leon and then I shifted again. I remember being like

I was kind of close to being like I'm just I don't know man. I

Don't I don't know if I can do this. I like

I don't comparatively to me. It's like I think I think playing as Leon is like classic like oh, I'm playing are you for again?

It's actually right playing as grace is like. Oh, this is like a different kind of game because I feel like I don't know

I feel like Leon. I play as Leon. I'm just mowing niggas down and I'm like, which is fun

I don't want to do like what do you want to do? I don't understand that that's fun in its own right. I

Get that but I've done that, you know, I've done that right for I've done that in not in tube

I've done that in four done that in six. I don't want to be down in

Well, it's just I was like I like the idea of like oh, I don't want more of that. I don't want more of that

Well, I've done it before I've gone. I'm just like playing a fighting game

Maybe like oh, I've done this before. Can you change it up change their moves?

Like what do we talk about add add some spice to the course? You know, I add more content

But you don't change their like you would you would think about if you thought this is not confusing

I feel like I enjoyed I enjoyed Leon's gameplay

But grace's gameplay requires me to have you like more of like active thinker and how I attack the problem

I posted just be in the fuck out of everybody, you know, I thought I understand that I just

Don't I think I don't know. It's as I'm playing it

I'm like this is not better than resting before it is it's not better than rest of the two I

Feel like it's like about where village is to me

Like I like it. I like it more than village. I think I think it's I think it's about as good as

It's right above village for me

Right above village. I think to remake is the best resident of a game to me by far. I think it's not even a challenge

Yeah, I've definitely said I for yeah, great game remake is awesome

But to remake is the best resident. I think I want to play resident before again after this. You should I'm like I'm like getting you should

You know what I mean? Yeah, I also it's kind of bothering me like I'm unless I'm wrong

You guys can tell me if I'm wrong because like maybe I just missed it. Is there no

Like duck or dodge there's no dodge right? No, there's never been that only in like

At least in two no in two

No, sorry. What is it?

What's the the one in the revelations to where you can actually you you would hit like the B and you'll actually like

Dodge out of the way

There's dodge that's your impact moment. It was like dodge like moments in five

I know that like we're like where is about to hit you and it's like press X to dodge and you fucking oh yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I mean like I mean like a proper is there I I feel like at

Why don't you roll or anything? No, I'm not saying a barrel. I mean like a like a slight duck

I feel like I remember they're being a duck and resident before I got to play it again a dog remake

I only remember the interactive moment in like

Like oh, some of them swipe and then you got to press X to duck or something or do a back

Yeah, that was whatever it is. Yeah, yeah, that was four and five I remember I didn't play six or I have no context, but I

Don't know like I was I was moving maybe it's dead space. I'm thinking of I don't know

Yeah, I don't know I just I it's weird that he can't

Dodge a little bit because he's doing all this other fucking ridiculous shit like he's slid

He slides down a roof lands on a zombie's head and the guy's head explodes and then he does a hero pose

I'm like brother. You can you can stand in like duck slightly

I mean, that's but that's always been that's always been kind of like a problem with a lot of games

Especially when I would play first-person shooters were I'm playing somebody who's god-like

But then I can all I can do now is just point and shoot where I'm like you kid. I've seen your cutscenes

I've seen what you actually can do versus what I can't go over that why don't you go over that why can't you go over that

The thing that I loved was like going up a staircase and like a building in Gears of War or whatever

Yeah, and there was like a chair. There's a chair blocking though

In game even in Requiem, I'm like come on, man

Yeah, I think of it like let me just go over this mess. It shouldn't be too hard to go through this for me and God of War right there

There's you flip the sky in God of War the newest one is like oh, I don't know how to get to the top of that mountain

I was like creator. You can jump there. Yeah, it's almost like you can leap up that mountain Kratos

Just jump grab a trayous and

Jump to fucking the mountain peak right you flip the sky

There's a lot of a lot of limitations that you have to put on these games to actually give them a story for sure

And let the game play actually play through

Yeah, you know, if it's like it's like just fix the problem in a story

You know, it's fixed a problem now and it's like well, okay, well then there was what was the point of the story

Yeah, what do you do? Um, I remember there was a how we should how it should have ended for

Lore the rings a long time ago and that was like a perfect example of like

Oh, the Eagles. Yeah, and then just drop it. It goes in drop it off

Drop it right into there. It's fucking rings a gun. All right. Cool. Great. And so that's uh, it's it's that in a nutshell

That's why like oh, I like pointing stuff out like this and we laugh at it

But we also understand that it's not a real issue

No, Derek. We want to play the game if fucking Gandalf took the ring he would just become another sauron

Doh, I think if I'm going to destroy he'd meet which is true. He would become another sauron

But duh

He's not that simple

I think the stuff in like video games still chairs blocking uh-huh chairs blocking obvious passageways

I think I I had to recontextualize it in my brain

So it didn't bother me the way that I thought about it was like okay

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This is less about

Like it's not so much that that's even there. It's that

The character in this game that I'm playing understands that that's not the way to go

You know like oh the like the more tactically reasonable way to go would be the way away from that

I mean sometimes it's the checkpoints like that

You know

The checkpoints like for me. It's like it's you got to get on a journey have the journey and so it is what it is

It's you get acknowledged it's stupid, but you enjoy the

It's just acknowledging that it's just fucking silly it because it always is and it never won't be

But um, we talking about you all the time. Why doesn't why doesn't bad men just kill Joker like make it you can kill Joker and then stop

You don't have to keep killing people not everyone is with him, you know what's it's like it's like anything

I don't know you don't go and change. It's like jago jago would have been dead in minutes

Absolutely, but

But then there's no but then there's nothing. Yeah, so that it's like we completely acknowledge that sometimes there's things that are a little bit like

There are sometimes there are things that

Even I think it's

Things that wouldn't

Like we were talking about grace

Her like intro fight

Um, actually, I don't even know if we talked about that her the very first encounter she has with the zombie where the cops like oh

They got bit by some though

And then like he's fucking like oh, then like that's a really I love that scene actually that's great

And then and then it went to be done with

It

It actually bothered me enough to where because like it was kind of a whole cut scene after I guess

Where she hears some shit upstairs and she just goes up there and I'm like

Nega you just dealt with something I almost killed you. We release grab one of those guns

This I will feel even if you'd have no chance to actually use the fucking guns. Just grab it to feel safe

Just grab one. Please grab it even if you drop it somehow accidentally

Or giddy and obviously impervious and it doesn't do anything to him you at the very least I'm like you just almost got killed

You're gonna grab a gun like those are the things that I'm like

All right moment those moments to be tied up a little bit. You can tie in up those moments. That's it. That's it

I know it's cool. Resident Evil 9 strikes me as a game that I would like more

If I played it again

Because right now I feel like it's doing so many different things in the pacing is really weird that like I just don't know what to expect from any part of it

And it's kind of that's kind of cool, but it's also kind of frustrating because it's almost like um

I remember the beginning of red Dead Redemption 2 when I first played it feeling like a bit of a slog

Because like did like the snow part, right?

Like I loved it from like a you know the way it looked and everything and it was like impressive

But I remember being like I kind of want to get to the you know

I kind of want to get to the meat of this game

So that way I can fuck around explore and do a bunch of other stuff. Yeah, I try to fast track attacks, but when I that's what I played

But the first time I played I just didn't know how long was gonna go on for and now when I restart

I'm like oh, I know this is like an hour and a half

Yeah, I mean, and so it's like less annoying to me because I know how like short it is

Relative to like how long red Dead Redemption 2 is yeah

That's that's what I'm feeling with Resident Evil right now where I'm like

I think now knowing how long each of these sections are I would play it again and probably enjoy it a lot more

The interesting thing about like so I started playing it again for the second time and

uh

It made unfortunately for me it made the grace parts like even a little less fun because I think a lot of the

Any engagement for me at all was kind of like being vulnerable and not really knowing what the fuck was gonna happen

And now I'm like oh, I know exactly what to do and where to go

So like it now feels completely like I know which people to use the injectors on

Yeah, yeah, I know how to do I know how to step

I know it's always specifically, but like say when I'm Leon

I don't I'm actually excited to like

Go through especially to where the area you are because that's when the you know the enemies ramp up like really

Like and that's where I'm like I'm excited to do that again because

Right it's it's there are different ways to take these motherfuckers out and it's just that's just fun to me

Always and uh the other parts like say more of like I have to think well

I don't have to think anymore uh for like to more survival purposes

So there's a little bit of that but also you can ramp up the difficulty you know to make it way easier

So there's that yeah, I'm playing it right now. It's fucking a rough

It is fucking rough to be doing like the you know the

Incriven incriven stuff and I'm doing insane and it's like I didn't remember the first time playing due to games

Because I was like I was like I wanted to be like a I like challenges in games

That's unfortunately my problem and when a game becomes easy to me. I kind of log out

Cuz just cuz like I don't like it. It's like I could just

Like you like challenge to a degree and I like I like challenging games for the most part always

I don't really play games on the easier modes

Even the characters that playing games are usually challenging

Right

But that's like a passive thing. It's like whatever like I'll play like I play Spider-Man and Marvel rivals

I could just play Bucky and Mo niggas down

But I'm like I'll play Spider-Man where it's like a fucking like I gotta really

Choose my engagement and stuff like that and I have to get in and out

So but like for that game it's like when you when I played through for the beginning and part

I was like I'm gonna play regular and I put on third person

I was like this removes so much of the environmental understanding of the game for me where it's like I just don't

I don't feel scared. I know what I'm doing

Yeah, I just like when like the only thing she does when she does a stumble when she sees the fucking the

Creepy crawler bitch the first time and she like runs

But she gets like a speed boost and then she stumbles. She you're effectively at the same place

You were at with you would have walked regularly

They were just fucking hilarious feel way more frustrating though the stumbling though. It's like I mean you do it like twice

You actually keep you'll you'll you'll forever do it. I was fucking around with it

I have not stumbled. I have not noticeably. No, but what I mean is like in those moments we need to run away

So like that chick when you first encounter her

Yeah, if you keep like if you keep just fucking uh, you know

Skirt and buy if you keep scirt and buyer you'll keep you'll never not stumble. It'll keep doing it

It's just like a but only in those moments though

So like if you're outside of those scenes like so if you're just fucking with regular zombies

She won't stumble like that. Yeah, yeah, so it's I know the zombies notice you easier in third person to that's one thing

I noticed directly I see me at times. I wouldn't I wouldn't have noticed and I'm like oh you I've I can got saw

Like the like I said before the part in the kitchen

I feel like that part is so

Like I just can't rationalize how that nigga doesn't know you're there the whole time

I just didn't as you get up and you push the thing and it's like this thing is clearly like I'm like maybe a foot away from him

I'm sorry, but didn't you not know let me like did you not like I said maybe this playthrough

I'm not but like say I have I have my hand cannon ammo have one

And I just blew him away and I was like oh

He just I stuck past him the first time. Okay. I just killed him immediately like he just there

I told you guys I saved shit dude. I ended graces part with like six fucking hand cannon bullets. I see

And I was like I didn't use them and it's like if you see some creepy dude in like kitchen

You're like all right like I'm not even gonna take any chances

I didn't really didn't think

He was gonna like I didn't think that was gonna. I thought he was gonna be more spongy

Because I was like oh here's the here's this is gonna be a really fucked up moment and it doesn't need to be

It's just funny. He's my I had a bunch of blood injectors when I transferred over back to her

Had a bunch of fucking ammo and I'm like I'm trying I had the fucking knives and shit and I was like oh wow

I'm trying to really save this just in case I get into an encounter that I really need it

And it's like it didn't come it's never gonna come I just ran away from shit. It's never really yeah there especially

um

some of the

Some it's like said when you're when you're her a lot of it. It's just more there's it's there's so much value in just a

Just being evasive and not

Inventory management put everybody down and I like that about that. It's like inventory management

And that's what I like about playing as grace. I know it's not for everybody and that's obviously the obvious thing

Yeah, that's all it is. That's all it is. It's like I love that. I really love that kind of like oh the tense fear

Because like they didn't frighten me really, but I got nervous

I was playing it when it first came off that night and like I was like lily you there

And I get it like you stop she was like I'm right here calm down like I'm just I'm just making sure you know

If that's just for you man, that shit was probably if if you really like that stuff like especially like say if you're more stealth inclined

Then I can especially like why wouldn't you enjoy doing stuff like that more where I've just

It's funny how much I like metal gear where I'm not a huge stealth person although I love that fucking franchise

So it's it's a weird dichotomy for me

But you know interesting. Yeah, like as it's just I love the lore

I love the bosses that the enemies like I just I everything about it is so fucking cool to me

But the gameplay actually is

Least on my favorite of the whole thing

So do you do you like run around and just like shoot? I don't I

I am I don't like being patient, but I am it that's basically how I feel

So I am waiting and especially I'm not there

You know those big brain motherfuckers that can just recognize the patterns almost immediately

I need a few minutes to like for the for the repetition to happen where I know the patterns now

I need to observe and see mother fuckers will just figure it out. Well, I'm like I'm not that guy

So it's and then I'm waste I feel like I'm wasting time and I'm feeling almost stupid where I'm like

Oh, I don't know. I feel like I should be able to figure this out by now

But I'll like wait for like two cycles at least. I'm like, okay. I see your patterns now, but I don't know

Whatever it's it's fine. It's it's fun. I just I'm not sure. I love that stuff. Yeah. I'm not trying to show

I totally get it though. It's not yeah, I get it like it makes it I don't know

I really quite I don't really understand why I think it's so cool. I think self is fun, but I don't always

Like it's very very fun, but I all in the same instance. I just feel kind of like

I'm not doing anything, you know, like it's like I like I like

I like blitzing people more than I like patiently waiting and noticing the patterns and then going in to kill somebody

It is first kind of like it feels better for me to play it

It's it gives me a lot. Yeah, the adrenaline and dopamine of uh, I guess there's less dopamine in it

I don't feel much more rewarded by passing people up. We're like say if I flawlessly evaded everybody

It's like cool. I'm more relieved than I felt like a accomplished

opposed to say like Leon like say what's he playing the the game

When you're doing with the BSA BSA niggas and like it's not there yet. He's not there yet. Are you sure?

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Um, I think I saw billboarders recently that said that 20 billion one 20 billion is insane number

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Which one we're talking about today. He's not there yet. Is he not?

Not yet. I'm like I'm putting together. I'm putting together the bomb. I'm putting together the bomb right now

I thought like when you're putting it together you as the middle of that part the middle

He isn't there like I got I got the first I got the first part of it

But I mean, but like you're there equipment's laying around everywhere though. So you at least know

Yeah, I know the BSA in there. Okay. Okay. Well, I just okay. All right. I thought I could piece together

I figured like you know, okay, that's not that's not too crazy. Yeah. Okay. All right fair enough

But yeah, just that part is really cool. It's so that part like game is really really cool

You're gonna it is so it is so fucking funny because of how just absurd it is. I just I love it. Oh, it's like

Oh, okay

Technically

Like they're easier. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Leon is just is a is a is a one-man army and it's so funny like this

It's just it's too much. You got to try my crosser or whatever

Is a god? I guess but then he was a god and then he kills

Croucher

Leon's unstoppable

Yeah, Leon. We make we talk shit about Chris being a deity Leon is

Absolutely comparable

Leon absolutely comparable with Chris's ass. I think it will. I don't think Chris is fast enough to catch me on maybe

Right now because of clearly how ridiculous but also he played as we played as Chris and five and Chris is fighting a fucking

Transformer sent him in I think there's an account or six where they actually scuffle a little bit

Yeah, it is. It's really stupid. No, no, no, no, no, no, they don't scuffle there. They're on what you call it. They're

They're fighting. They're both fighting a highway for the zombies. Oh, I swear

I thought there was a little like thing where there's like and there was like a stalemate

What am I thinking of I know is that that might have been let me look let me look. I'm gonna look it up while we're

Because we we've got I think we've talked about Resident Evil

For like fucking 20 30 minutes already

Uh, what was it? They just put out the trailer for a Harry Potter the fucking a new game HBO show. Oh, you're right. No Chris Derek

You're absolutely right. You're a hundred percent right. Okay. That's what I thought I remember something like that happening

They put out the Harry Potter fucking on trailer for who's black

I don't know. I'm skimming it to look for the black person

Wait, what do you I

Okay, I thought I wasn't sure what you guys were talking about you're talking about

There's like a black character or you're talking about who's playing serious black

I didn't know which you bit. No, who's I think Snape is black. Oh, there's a black Snape

Yeah, you remember you know the only person the entire show that gets

canonically hung from a tree

Is black wild

Wild fucking

Severus didn't get hung from a tree so they're not gonna

So he's not gonna read. He's not gonna get a hand. I'm assuming you do it literally. Did you read clanny Potter or did you know

Clanny Potter, what the hell you saying

No scene

I forgot you're absolutely right. You're done. I'm sorry and it is it is a stalemate you're right

I just feel like

Leon should be oh yeah, there he goes. This is so Japanese code. I love it. That's so great

That was a great little cut scene

I

Love I love their action shit, man. It's so good. Oh, that era the era was fun. That era was fun. Yeah

But but absolutely not where they shot it, but it was fun. It needed to die. Oh that was they went

They jumped the shark as you would say do jack jack's gameplay was you were rushing zombies like a fucking lineman

I like dude. What are you doing? I need to try that again because for some reason

I didn't like how he controlled when I first played it. It doesn't control well

Because he moves too fast for the camera like the game's camera sometimes

Yeah, there was something to off about it where I just I didn't like I remember. I didn't finish it

He was the only one I didn't finish

Leon's part is cool. I I really like Leon especially the first part after uh

Yeah, when everything just happens. Yeah, that is such a good fucking part dude

It's essentially what happens in this game literally. Yeah. Yeah

In this game, it's toned down a lot. Yeah, I would always recommend people just at least playing man

The first few hours of a Leon's campaign if you want to really feel like a badass and you have those like little

I don't know those little token like stamina things. Yeah, you can just kick the piss out of zombies

It's so fun. I enjoyed the and then like you can slide and shoot you can be you can he was just like I feel like an

When they get to that game again in the remakes. It's one of it's about to be a movie. I think that game

They're definitely doing five

Well, here's the thing apparently they just announced they're gonna do fucking one

Resid the OG and it almost made me cry a little bit. I'm sorry. What do you say they are gonna do? Oh, they're arguing

They're doing resident one one and not five

And it's right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I hurt you because it hurt me

Oh

One needs it more to be fair. It does but all it you're right. You're absolutely right. There's your

One isn't the one I don't care about one. I think the problem. I think the problem that's gonna arise from that is that one isn't

It isn't like two

It's like that halo CE remakes. It's like

CE is awesome in its own right. Yeah

Yeah, but you guys are probably thinking it's gonna be like

Halo two and it's not or halo three. Yeah, it's not

Very very very different. It's very different. They are they're gonna do look. I don't like this

They're gonna look they are gonna add a lot to receive a one because resident one is not big enough

Like resident one one

What is that like four hours dude three was kind of fucked to man. Yeah, but they but they know that

You know what I mean now they know that okay like they have the context out of three is not

People don't like three. That's true. Yeah, so like maybe it's fine, but also wasn't worth I don't know

It'll three to be fair. It's been 40 bucks

Even original three

It was definitely not my favorite resident will three was yeah, it was the one

I've actually never never owned it. I never owned it. It's I've played it at people's houses, but I was like yeah, I'm good

Yeah, never this was cool, but like I'm not even seeing like Joe sucking. No, this is a dick. And I was like

I did

Stars niggle

That's what he says. They should uh, they should be in close of it if make up on the floor

They should make this black. I so I saw black snake. Oh black mate. How's he looks ever is? Yeah

He looks the heavy he looks exactly like you would expect real black

Ha, do you think there's a let me see

It's at like so the trailer came out today

Yeah, I have it. I'm gonna link it to you guys waiting for the twilight remake to happen

I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking patiently wait for that should they're gonna do that you think yeah, they're doing a live action

Oh, they might do an animated one. They do animated toy. That shit could be cool. Oh, it's animated would actually make sense

There you go. That'd be lit dude animated everything is just better like so

One minute fortunately is we would don't take that seriously. It's so fucking stupid

It's retarded really old people need to die even little minutes one of those no way

She is she doesn't she doesn't consider animation

As important as live action is particularly you're upsetting me. What are you gonna say Chris? I don't even want to go

Yeah, let's not let's pretend like we don't know that about Lily because otherwise. It's gonna be impossible for me to

I can't respect that one minute and 41 seconds into this trailer is where we're black or

Blade

Niggerous niggerous snake. I was waiting for that. I was wondering who was gonna say that one first of course it was you

But yeah, one minute and 41 seconds in he shows up

One minute faulty you

Was Harry Potter look like a fucking you look like he looks like he looks like he looks like a teenage lesbian

He does

He looks like the kind of girls that played D&D in like the fucking game stores

Like a

So mean bro, he's just shut the fuck don't act like you don't see it motherfucker. Good. This is he looks like you

A minute whatever guy

The lesbian typically distracted me

Great one minute 41 seconds in 41

You have to play it from there because I really quick. It's a really quick. Oh, yeah, there he was

I wonder if they're gonna have the Jewish trolls. I'm excited

The Jewish yeah, I have definitely I don't know. I can't pretend to be interested in this. I want to look

He looks like a black person. Yeah, I can't pinpoint like it looks like there's some like

Oh, Ron some fucking

Attitude in that shot like some like this guy's a fucking

He's gonna be like comments are turned off

Have you have you met Bulldoff that there you know anything about come

Do you know anything about Harry Potter? Not much. I don't know much about it. Everest is at Sephiris is a bit of an asshole

I know and enough

Like about like so like I know like some top lore I would say

Over you know what I mean what I'm trying to say so that makes sense, but I wonder it

It's there's not enough to go off of I'm just being fucking obtuse of course

But anyway

Yeah, that's what else I can't wait who what what country creator should I look up to for the grifters

To complain about this. Who do you think I should search for oh, well, so here's what's interesting

Here's what's actually interesting about this so

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That's pretty awesome

Um, I think I saw billboard of yours recently that said that 20 billion one 20 billion is an insane number

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year

And each year we get bigger and better and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on

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Beek so this is a JK Rowling property

so

Is black state

going to overshadow

transphobic

Uh, JK Rowling. You know what I mean? Like I actually don't know

Probably a marketing technique. I feel like there's a marketing move I agree

Well, what I'm saying is like I don't know like I don't know if this will be something that like is defended

Or if it will be something that shit on because I just don't know what angle

It'll be interesting. I've actually got it mega curious. I got it. I think I know what it is. It's gonna be

Oh, this has nothing to do with JK

This uh, this is just W. Bastard

HBO there. Yeah, they're they're absolutely gonna separate it from her and still be like she's cool or whatever

Like what I like what I look I think Harry Potter is a universe that has become its own thing independent of her

She created it very much I agree

But it's independent. I hate this series also. I want you guys to understand

I hate Harry Potter and I think honestly making Severus Black is problematic in its own right extremely but

But I understand that this universe is no longer held in constraint by her anymore

It exists beyond her and the people that choose like there's a reason thinking of it like a lot of queer people a lot of

People in other community love Harry Potter for reason

Yeah, there's something to this game

I liked it. I liked it a lot when it was the first two

Christopher Columbus movies

Like actually straight up like I thought they were they were charming

Because it's very home alone coated like those first two movies because he directed home alone

And so you can feel it's like oh, this is this is like a charming kind of you know to whimsical

Um, like I'm making to like that franchise like I feel like if I like that franchise. I'm betraying everything

It's ever happened to my people

You know the thing about it like the thing about it early is that like I remember specifically

What was what was cool about it was it's like oh look this the look at these kids having fun at school

Mm-hmm these kids doing interesting things at school. I'm at school and it's

It was an adventure. It's it's an adventure and I appreciate that but then it gets into the adolescent stuff

And then it becomes like

Twilight light, you know or like not that exactly but like

The the movie becomes like it's very it gets very blue it gets very like dark

Yeah, and it's like it's not really

I don't know

I understand but I I dug it when it was like kind of the first two

I like I think those movies are still very good

But I'm I'm also not don't consider me a def I'm a def I can defend this universe. I hate it though

I really really hate this universe. I hate Harry Potter so much hate is kind of crazy

Like I most you should be like a different

Yeah, I don't I just don't I just don't really do not like Harry Potter

Is it because you dated girls with deathly hollow tattoos? No, I've definitely tried to I definitely tried to

Definitely swallow tattoos. I'd be fucking fire, but

But like I just don't like it. I think I think everything about it is so like

I feel like Harry Potter is the most un-unique

You naked they're telling you is un-unique and it bothers me. It's like he is something special. It's like where

Where is he something special everyone around him is cool except for him, you know

Yeah, but I I respect it for what it is. I don't know enough about it. It just doesn't yeah

It didn't pull me in as a kid. I'm a kid that was racist and it was funny

That was it was objectively racist later. I was like that. I see I didn't see like you know because I was really

It came I was probably like in I was in elementary school and all these books came out and share right and I saw a bunch of kids

Really it and stuff and I tried to get into what I saw the first movie

It just it didn't as somebody who was already baked into magic in more dark fantasy

This shit was so gay to me like it just didn't appeal to me. It just did it completely missed

It was like anything that was like person off. Yeah. I remember there was a a show

That was like kind of Power Rangers code that came out called mystic nights of tearing an hog

And when I saw the show this toys came out first and I was like this is gonna be a fucking banger mystic nights

That's my favorite thing that you get busbed the best of both worlds

And it came out and these niggas were like holding their swords and tritons and just

Gazing out of them and I'm like that is

Fucking you might as well have a wand. What the fuck are you doing you have a sword and you're not even gonna swing it

It was so gay to me

It felt that's because that's basically how like the magic and Harry Potter is they're just like

Zap and I'm like, I don't I like sorcerers and shit and I like like people mother like

Lord of the Rings was way cooler. You know what I'm saying like that was fucking way cooler

You think a little bit of Harry Potter

Fucking what do you mean?

I think Lord of the Rings is cool Harry Potter, but like as a little kid you like I feel like

It's so grand that as a little kid you're like

This just looks because like Harry Potter is my little rings magic is so like

Well, the thing in the Harry Potter it's magical. It lights the fire of their will

It it it cools the water of their mind

You know

It lights the fire of their will

Yeah, it's really good. Oh rocks represent our

Proposition of culture not only the world, you know, it's like it's like that's cool. Yes. I'm just saying literally like

I'm just saying dark fantasy. I've been a fan of that since I was a little bitch-ass kid

And and then magic outside of it is always seem kind of lame to me

It you know, like it feels the fire like fucking humanity. You mean

Magic was always magic was always lame to me because it was just like

Oh because my first exposure to magic was fucking magician

You know, so I'm just like so so even Gandalf I was like I'm supposed to believe you're wise this throwing cards that you would shit

Yeah, like it's like

No, I don't care the but so like

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Which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome

Um, I think I saw billboard of yours recently that said that 20 billion one 20 millions insane number

Yeah 20 billion recovered. It's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year

And each year we get bigger and better and our army grows

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome

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I think because Harry Potter was like there's kids focusing in it's focused on kids right

Yeah, so like as a kid it's like a little bit more like okay cool. I can see myself in this a little bit

Especially it's like a little little kid. Yeah, let's do

Lord of the rings to me was just like I'm not gonna be involved in this

Hmm. This is beyond me. This is like politics almost. This is like the c-span

Oh, I was in it was I liked it a lot. I liked it a lot when I got older. I see but um as a kid

I don't know. I never liked kid adjacent stuff when I was a kid

I felt like I before I knew the word cringe or whatever. That's what it felt like to me

Like whenever they were trying to pander to children. I was self-aware and it pissed me off

Like a oh with power Rangers. We're gonna be stupid kid Justin. He's on the team now

No, I might get the fuck out of here like and so yeah. Oh, I could be putting your two like no

Yeah, no putting putting kids in things that didn't have kids before that was always annoying

Yeah, and I guess that was like Harry Potter wasn't contrived or anything, but it was just like

Oh, it's it's you know you said like the you can kind of identify with it where I was more like

I was looking upwards and and and more. I couldn't wait to be older

So I could do cool. No, I get it. Yeah, I think I mean, I really just think those those I'm sure they're sort of like if I watch it now

I probably it's the actors. It's the act dude

It's like you have that scene with fucking what is it Gary Oldman and Alan Rickman and they're you know, they're outing

They're that scene. I still think of them outing the fucking rat. What is it the bronze rat? Yeah, who was like a guy the whole time

Them acting around in that scene is like fuck it. It's so good. It's like I mean you in like cinematic

Let's be honest the those British actors are the ones that went on to be in Game of Thrones

That are ones that like those are

Actors those are

So like it so all of them everyone present even Daniel Radcliffe in his own right is a very talented actor

Gary fucking Gary Oldman

He loses his fucking mind

Nigga Tywin Lannister's in that movie fucking Catlin Stark

Like I'd at place hold or like dude like that or clearly clearly those are real actors

I am not a big fan of that universe

Good those movies are in their own rights. There's a few of them that are actually kind of bad

But I agree, but like those movies are pretty pretty decent movies. I think the universe is very magical

It's perfect for a young John fucking John Liffgao is Dumbledore insane

And then this new one what really yeah

John Liffgao you just pulled me back here you just pull me back here is one of my favorite actors

Some of you children may die

Oh, I think that unfortunately Harry Potter is like

It's it's unfortunately really not black

That's a thing. It's like criminally not black at the point that like you it's really hard

Like there's a reason why it's fan-based looks the way it does and it doesn't like the way it doesn't you know like it's clearly

It's clearly like why dragon ball fans look the way they do you know like it some things are geared towards others

The people and clearly that what culture's value what you know that was a British fucking. It's a British magician show

I think it's like it's like it's like Monty Python being black like Monty Python

Yeah, it's something's transfer over though, especially more modernized things. They transfer

You know nothing British though. Nothing British. I know a lot of niggas that love Game of Thrones

I know a lot of niggas that love Game of Thrones like a lot very modern. It's very that's not British brother

It's like the Game of Thrones. It's very European. No, you're that's not what I'm saying

That's

Lord of the rings and shit like that like that's different like RPG

British is like that's just British is the default for RPG like it almost doesn't even qualify as British to me

I

Can see what you mean is it isn't it isn't as inherently British as

Something about straight-up British children. It's not

Peep show. It doesn't feel if it felt British coded in a way like the way it was made

I would like it infinitely less because unfortunately most there's there's only

And full of shows coming out of like

England that I actually really like a lot of it just has a

Name three. Not for me. I can't name three really and if they are I don't Luther. You ever see Luther

You know why I like Luther you want to know what I like but still

But still I mean like it's why why would I love this great show?

But I was saying it is I like top. I like top boys to yes

Like other off would he when he mean

I like super I like Supercell

Wait, don't pass that

Oh, the Kevin Hart joke where it's like I was sucking dig back in he's like whoa you can't rush past that

So okay, so I like to okay the IT crowd is is it's like American coded, but it's it's a British show

I really I'd like that one. I didn't like the British office at all

No, I didn't like the British. I don't love the American. I'm not really I like the office

I don't really I don't really fuck with that awkward dry shit that much. It's not my favorite. I'm like the office

It's not my favorite. I think parts of the office are funny. Yes, I think a creed creed is hysterical

Every time I saw every everything with creed I fucking I love creed. Yeah, but like most most of the office doesn't I'll catch stuff like

Oh, that was funny. That was like I definitely then I was funny

But yeah, but there's a lot of shows like that that have that same vibe that edges

It's never on my

Priorities to watch, you know like I just like dumber shit like slapstick more stuff than uh, yeah

This is more like the American office gets an awkward moment in the American office

The American office did get dumber as it went along. Yeah, which I thought was actually too. It's benefit

Mm-hmm. It's like like creed alone is like the stupidest fucking

Since it like I ever was that sound with Jimmy's like so creed was like this random dude

Like I don't even know like he's just as old as older guy

He played mr. Frogs dad and smiling friends in that in that one like I'm weirdly emotional episode. Oh interesting, but he uh

I just remember like these bits

It's like hey Jim. I want to set you up with my daughter

And Jim's like I'm actually I'm engaged to Pam. He's like I thought you were gay. It's like why would you

Set me up with your daughter. He's like, I don't know

And it's just the dumb it's dumb shit and he's like it eludes to him having multiple identities

He's possibly a murderer also like it's like it's it's fun. It's cool

But like most of the office is just like

Something happens and then one of the characters goes like

Yeah, yeah, it's awkward. That's camera pans in that's Jim Jim does the awkward face

Yeah, but the freaking what you call it like I like the show, but like it is I can admit it's not for everybody

I do like that there was a there was a show called it had like a little elements of the office and some of that dry humor

But then it was also fucking stupid is called a Reno 9-1-1

Oh my god. It was like super awkward at times like especially when they were briefing everybody before like they went out and did their

Beats or whatever it was very office kind of centrally in that way was very

But then like when they would go out and do their arrest or whatever just the dumbest shit would happen

So then I love that show, man

It's just you I love that clip of like was that the kids trying to do a jump off of the building

Where they they set up a ramp on the edge of a building?

I'm like these bunch of kids with bicycles and they goes off and then they're egging the kids to do it and then he falls and dies

They run away

Dude

Reno 9-1-1 I haven't thought about it in a long time, but like I remember that's good television, bro

I remember really like that show cracking me up because I was way too young to be watching it when it was on

And I found that the what is it the parental I found that I knew I figured out what the code was

Oh, interesting. Yeah, so I figured it out and I would put it back on

Of course, yeah, you got to cover your tracks cover my bases

That's interesting your parents actually tried to like

Parent they tried to actually like my grandma tried to they did they did my mom they tried

They gave like they gave they gave a

I would say a baseline minimum effort which was I think from their perspective

Knowing them now their perspective was probably like we're gonna put it up if he figures his way around it

Then we're doing a good job probably like you know, I mean it's like he's then he's smart and that's fine

Like if you can if you can get away with it cool. Yeah

But they weren't like they weren't like obsessive about it like they wouldn't go out of their way to buy me grand theft auto

But they wouldn't like if if I somehow got home with the copy of grand theft auto and was playing it

They wouldn't be like get that out of your machine. They'd be like oh well

He got it. Yeah, unless like

What's so like he must he must really want it

That's crazy

You know what's really be a fan of this stuff

Would they do that for like drugs if they caught you like smoking crack and they're like, you know

You know, I mean must really

He was actually don't know because it was like so I I was so like not I was very straight edge

Um

Until like 22 wenty. I was like 20 when I stopped like it wasn't like purposefully or just to just it just happened

Like you just like more like you were straight edge until we were older dude

You were straight to like 20 like 21 you 22. No, it was it was what I said. I was 20

I remember it was 20. I remember you didn't drink you

You remember you and Jalen didn't drink and the pot heads were me and like every like we were burnouts

Younger you guys

Jalen and Jalen and Chris and all everybody was like

That's gross at me, but you're fucking you're all wet and eyes are ready. You're like, what do you think it is

You just look like fucking spudged Bob close-ups

No, that's exactly why I didn't want to do it is because like it wasn't like a moral thing. It wasn't like a

It wasn't like oh, I'm trying to you know be godly or whatever

It was more like everybody that I knew who drank and smoke were really fucking annoying about it

And then we would always have to fix they like I remember we like there was we would go to these campout

Parties with a friend of ours. I'm not gonna say your name

Uh, but she would have these like campout parties in her front yard or whatever we lived in the stick

So like she had a lot of property wherever and they would all drink

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That's pretty awesome. Um, I think I saw billboard of yours recently that said that 20 billion one

20 million insane number

Yeah 20 billion recovered. It's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22

23 after this year and each year we get bigger and better and our army grows

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And then we would have to end up fixing everything because like someone would get lost in the fucking woods

That is that is very true. Like someone would throw up all over someone else

And then like and like that was the exposure that I would I was getting so I was like I don't want to be this person

I don't want to be fucking this

Where I'm like getting lost in the woods and sending dude

We had a girl get lost in the fucking woods in the middle of a party

And we were just like well now the

Divives fucked because now we got to find this girl because she could be fucking eaten or fall down a creek

Or some shit and it turns out she crawled in the back of her car and just fell asleep in the dark

Cool the whole time not like of state New York, baby

And so back home, baby

So I just had no interest in alcohol or any of that because it's just like it bothered me

It just bothered me like how I saw people acting with it

And then when I started to when when I was 20 I was the youngest so everybody was like turning 21

And so they were going on partying. I was like okay

I guess I should probably figure out how much I can handle of this

You know and I started but it wasn't like a moral thing

Yeah, you guys you cry for your first dream definitely better off than a lot of us where we were like

Let's go fucking get shit faced

Let's go get shit faced and like holler at girls and not get pussy. This is fucking awesome. Yeah

And then

Do you know I remember because I remember by the time I came out here

I was already towards the end of doing some like that. I was like I don't really smoke or drink or do anything like that anymore

And that's when you guys all started doing that and I was like man

I'm just late to the fucking party

Because we have we have income and freedom now. No, it was smart. I mean like why the fuck like

I don't know. I'm not gonna get beat up by my fucking grandma

Like come home a little bit tipsy. Yeah. No, I get it. It's it's it's it's actually smart

But I actually don't think my parents would have it like unless it if it was crack

They probably would have reparated to be pretty severely funny

I don't think doing crap you found her that Chris was a secret crack crack head back in the day. Oh, it'd have been awesome

You being a crack head is peak that is peak fucking design right there. It's like

Who's that one fucking?

Is it Hunter Biden? Is it hunter hunter hunter? It's just funny when you see like or Lamar Odom

These people who have all this money and you're still do you're doing crack

Like get your weight up bro. What do you mean? Get your back?

Money up bro. You're a crack head. You're a crack head in this period of time. What is wrong with you?

It's amazing bomb. It makes me feel like man

Do I need to try crack like if if if there's a rich people that are like

You know what I'm gonna do it. It clearly feels good

It has to feel good using crack and what is it isn't practice like with bacon soda like you like cocaine with bacon soda something

It's like cocaine or bacon soda and ether and ether yeah, okay. I don't yeah. What the fuck is ether?

It's a drug that's used to cut other drugs

Either sounds fake to me. It I know exactly what you mean

Because like sound I can't picture ether. I know I've never actually

I don't eat there from RPG

I know I know it from fucking destiny because I know like I think I think the fall and eat ether or something

It gives you your fucking it gives you your uh what's it like gives you back all your magical points. Yes, it does you're fucking ether

Yeah, I just had some ether and I think uh yeah, yeah, I was playing Legend of Dragon again

And that game is fucking fun. It's so good. I love that game

And I just I'm just sad because like I just keep thinking

We could we could have had a remake we could have do you think that they passed up on Legend of Dragon because the term goon now means something else

I do feel like I've always felt like dragon sounds stupid. It's like I'm be honest because like even when goon meant what it meant before

It's still like

Dragoon

With me let's do drag coons

Okay

All right, let's move on. Sora's dead Sora dies or rip Sora man fucking

March is gone forever

All right

So I'm gonna come Sora no

Vending at his back. He's hunching over

That's because he's like dry heaving almost

That's like oh no, Sora, please no more. I'm fucking worse

He's fucking sucked in the completion three times in a row. He suck him to death twice at least

Yes, he came back. Sora my refractory period, please

Give me a chance and goofy say my refractory

So listen, I mean, I need a moment

And he's fucking gold still

We're talking of course

About the AI

Sora AI the thing that was making all those fake videos. Yeah

It's officially dead. It's dead

Who opened it? I thought it was the future for something who won that shit

I don't know fucking Sora. Maybe. Yeah, let me see

Literally kingdom hearts kingdom hearts owned

Sora. So yeah

Who owns Sora AI? Let me let AI answer this gone. Yeah, there was a AI developed. Yeah

Oh, it's open AI. Yeah, okay, so Sam Altman that guy. Yeah fucking cunt

All right, cool. So that shit's done. I'm actually surprised, but

I'm surprised, but then I guess I'm also not because

The the the the the videos that people were creating it was kind of a flash in the pan and I feel like all right

I've seen enough doorbell like ring cam footage of

Dogs exploding good my life for a lifetime. So the fuck else you gotta make with that

The dog's getting mowed down

That sure was I will say there was I did see a handful of uh

Indian street food ones that I actually was like

He's a which is fantastic

Which one of you guys is the one that sent the video of that guy shitting a river. That was me

That's entire page wasn't it

Yeah, there was an entire page dedicated to AI videos of these people

Feeding

Met like I don't even know like hundreds of gallons in like moments

It's so gross, but it's

Registration of his gross because it's obviously fake, but like

It's just so silly. I don't know man. I don't think in his own shit at a point. I thought it was funny

I mean, it's still funny. It was until I saw the account and I was like oh there's like some fetish shit that kind of weirded me out

That's

I don't know. I'm glad it's dead. I'm not so I'm a little surprised to die this quickly

I thought it would have had you know, it's that it was the future of uh, you know

Content I remember people saying so makes it so funny is like

What makes me laugh about it is the fact that like Disney was gonna go in with them

Yeah, they invested like a million something like a billy dude. Oh, is it a it was a billion? They probably lost that actually makes you like the millions like nothing

Yeah, they probably like yeah, they probably lost that money

But it's been they're struggling Disney struggling. They've been struggling for not struggling struggling relative to Disney

Because of the fact they haven't had a hit in a while they haven't had like a fucking

Bomb in a minute for Disney

Yeah, I don't I I don't have objective. I'm so much stuff that like I just can't even

It's hard for me to like quantify it. It's like HBO and shit and like Warner Brothers. I'm like they own so much shit

I'm like are they

Like yeah, maybe to the investors. Maybe they're like a pissed off or something

Okay, we haven't made fucking 30% more than last years. I don't know

But other than that, I'm like fuck you. They're they're fine. You know what I mean

But I'm happy. I hope I hope there's a trend. I hope that uh

The because the music ones to me it was always way more of a problem like so uh

Soono and there's another one that has a similar name

That one seems to be much more

Because like the the AI stuff the video stuff. I didn't even come across it that often you kind of had to

I feel like I had to scroll a lot to even see any of that shit versus

Oh for real. I've gone on fucking Spotify

They have like a DJ thing

That sometimes I like I want to see what the fuck it shows me

And I was like show me new metal core bands and the first thing it showed me was an obvious fucking

Soono AI band. I was so fucking mad. I was like what the fuck are you kidding me?

And that band had like a hundred like 200,000 like listeners per month on average

And it was getting all these views and I'm like I fucking hate people

That you like come you can hear there. There's a you know

It's just like when you see footage of something you can tell it's fake

There's a certain

Slop to how these generated music uh these songs are especially when it comes to metal

It just can't do it very well and uh people don't care. They're like this is great. I don't like okay

I love this

Yes, I love bad music. I fucking it makes my dick hard. I love it. It's yeah it would be to be fair

I have heard some um

Like somebody made I saw this I saw this

African gentleman who's getting a bag and I and the only reason I didn't feel bad because I'm like you're probably so poor

You deserve this money that like you're African and poor you need like so he was like he made a gospel song out of nothing

You know you generated it and like gospel is pretty easy to emulate because there isn't a bunch of like crazy distortion

The guitars or whatever and it sounded like like a real thing to me and I was like that's fucked up

But I was also like for that guy. I'm like, you know you being in the short end of the steak most of your life

Go ahead and get your back

You I'm like, but like you know somebody over here

You know, I'm not even trying to justify it. I'm just saying I just I can't be mad at the African man

Like even when African people scam. I'm like I can't be mad. You have camaraderie towards him, bro

You see your ancestral trace. You know like you know what

It's all I'm right with you. I just see what people have done to their countries fucking over the decades

You know, it's not every fucking resource. We don't talk about what the Dutch did to them. Interesting

We talked about what Hitler did, but not what St. Francis John did

Yeah, we're not just a fucking Draco mouth

Interesting. We don't bring that up

Yeah, well, yeah, don't worry about it. You don't worry about it

Five million ten million, but this is more important

It's a shot up

What are you saying Chris?

Dude, look at this screenshot of Draco mouth away from the new Harry Potter

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That's pretty awesome. Um, I think I saw billboarders recently that said that 20 billion one

20 billion is an insane number yeah 20 billion recovered

It's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year

And each year we get bigger and better and our army grows

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome

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Is this is a fucking hard work. I don't even know who that is that name no drink on my foot. Yes. I am not the name

It's like the main. He's like the main. He's the main. He's the main. Oh, he was the blanket. Yeah, he's the book. Yeah

Yeah, I didn't even know that's crazy. I didn't know that that's crazy. I don't know who drink on my foot

I agree that is

I'm sure I've heard people say that name a lot, but I just didn't associated with the I knew the blonde kid was the the antagonist. I knew that

Um, he looks gay too. What's going on? He looks gay. What's happening?

Like the way that his hair is done up and then the soft feature he looks like a fucking

He looks like a small lesbian too. What's happening?

If he looks like a little lesbian of Asian descent himself

Yeah, that's awesome. I was gonna say he looks like

I don't know man

All these people look fake

Some people I'm I'm actually

Someone's wise the Asian someone. I was actually looking at the comments and the hate is very minimal actually that very shocking for Twitter

It's shocking to me. Well, I see a lot of hate for it. So it's okay. At least on this post

I haven't I was expecting to see people but it was kind of dissuers

Distraighted slurs

Why is death metal trending? What the hell's going on?

Snape is training obviously Charlie Cox. Oh, yeah, what is this? He's starring in he's starring in something. Oh, daredevil came out

Oh, now it's finally out. Apparently. It's good good. And I'm like damn

The last one. I like the last I like the last season. I like the last season. It was I want to see him become evil

That's all of what I'm like dude

Go shadow lands like become a bad guy

Luke Cage and Jessica Jones have a threesome. That's all like what are we waiting for?

I want to see daredevil here Luke Cage is dick when he takes it out

Like not even see it is here and then be like, you know, that's crazy

Wow, that's really impressive

This is so fucking that's really he says that's really impressive is crazy

It's really impressive out his mouth. He says that

That's impressive. Luke

Charlie Cox says John Brinthole will not return his punisher in daredevil born against season two

He was galavanting with spider-man the entire time. Oh, yeah, stupid. How are they? I still don't understand how they're gonna justify

Whatever well, it's fine. I mean he will find a lot of questions think of the comics, you know

Sure, but like

I'm curious how he's finally just gonna make an appearance out of nowhere

Well, this late in the game Frank is in nowhere

Yeah, he's just he's just well think if Peter hasn't been Peter hasn't really been in New York that much either, you know, I guess it's an all fairness

I don't know

Space and fucking Europe. Yeah, oh, right right right

Hey, everything must be boring after being on Titan in shit like yeah, his perspective is fun life sucks

Absolutely like dude. I fucking was in space. I'll not underplan it. He was gonna go back to my fucking side

He was a fucking agenda. He's got to pretend as if like

He's got to pretend as if anything is impressive to that true

You know like that's got to be such a buddy's only like what like 20 fucking something like early 20s young

He's gonna risk for sure. Yeah, if you're spider-man. Damn. Yeah, you're fucking on anti-depressants, but you're like

Yeah, I said this before I was crazy. I was so off

I said this before people were like that's crazy

It's like all of them would probably have some sort of really bad anxiety disorder

Because of how often they're throwing themselves in to death situations that they sometimes see their friends

Die in yeah, like that's they would fuck anybody up

Imagine being spider-man and you're having all these people

Conspiring against you. Yeah, like you like sentences six-type shit like you're like come off. Thank dude

Imagine I imagine maybe a spider-man or imagine being spider-man right and you know that like oh

I put this fucking suit on this random planet

And now it might actively be running around eating people

And that's just my fault straight up. Yeah, I would that'll fuck with your mind. I would just uh

I would just I would go to another planet to be honest

Yeah, I just like I'm so many dude

Just go to go to fucking go to fucking Cree planet and hang out there with those blue niggas get you some blue pussy

It's some blue that's what I'm saying dude some blue or green pussy Cree pussy. That'd be sick exactly dog

I'm not staying here. I'm like if I had powers. I'm getting different kinds of pussy, bro

Concentrally of course, but like you know, I would like I would like to venture out. Yeah, no one assumed

I'm just I'm just covering my bases, you know, I'm scaring my bases. Yeah, I get it. It's smart

Anyway on that note. We're gonna we're gonna start off

We're gonna get it to that note. We're finally gonna get into question. Yeah, I heard a half. Yeah, that's crazy

I know Jesus Christ. We're trying to get into questions here

Remember you can leave your questions over at patreon.com slash the snark tank. You know where to find come on

Well, you stupid. What are you illiterate?

Uh

Parker get me pictures of your aunt or your fired rodent. Nice. Crazy nice

You got merissa tome is your aunt. I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, not not old. No, I was a joint of James and I wouldn't

I would have only hired him on that basis

Well, man, I ain't go front. I ain't go front man. This is for me

Was it so me Parker? I need I need a ring camera in your bonds bathroom now

I'm not I'm not a big fan of the Caucasian women, but you're fired. I can't do that. She's keeping it pushing bro

She's keeping it. I know you're spider. I know you're spider man. I know you know

He's like I'll tell I will tell I will tell everyone you're I will tell everybody your spider man

Put the ring camera to your aunt's bathroom right now now that's crazy right now go home now. Go home now

She's right now it's 10 a.m. It's 10 a.m. Go home

That's it to me right now

He's fucking rabbit. He's fucking barely a person anymore

Give me give me the code. Give me the login. There's gonna be 20 minutes. There's gonna be 20 minutes

It's gonna be 20 minutes on the new movie it's gonna be this whole this whole fucking city dead though

It doesn't matter. He doesn't know. That's what she fires him. Yeah, he doesn't you're fired. You're fired I can't I need it

I need it. I need it. I need it

Find a way to restrain your head you kill your hot ant your fire. You go back to Dr. Strange

You wait. I'll take you to him. He knows doctors. He knows about doctors. He knows

He knows exactly what happened.

I know everything in the timeline.

He knows everything, but he reports just bullshit.

He's like, he doesn't even talk about it.

That's shit.

He's actually aware of how insane the universe is

and he refused to really take a part in it.

He was like, I don't fucking know.

It's not.

I only care about your aunt's pussy.

You part.

I don't go fucking while you're there.

I don't have family members.

I don't have relatives.

I don't have fucking.

No, there's nothing.

There's nothing here.

That's fucking crazy.

I like it.

What he cares about is his dick in his hand

looking at Peter Parker's aunt.

That's all he cares about.

It's a good life.

Yeah.

That's why he's behind that desk.

Yeah, right.

Parker, is that what he fucking pants on?

Anyway.

Jesus Christ.

That was really real.

He doesn't have any pants on this crazy butt ass naked.

That's fucking awesome though.

No, no.

He has a shirt, the tie, he has a belt, no pants.

Rocks and shoes.

Oh, yeah.

Robbie is like, yeah, just the pants.

Just missing the trousers and the locket.

He's got a belt.

He's got a belt and like locking his shirt in.

And off the belt, there are pockets hanging off the belt.

You guys pockets on the belt.

He's efficient and he's phone away.

He's got enough.

He has enough to carry his wallet and everything.

So it makes sense.

Respect wallet.

He's phone, you know, the trifecta.

I wouldn't mind if we were able to walk a Donald Ducket like in society.

Like if in the future it became acceptable.

That's the world I want to live in.

Anyway, we're really clever.

We're the clever, leastingly changing, you know.

I'm going to read the question now.

Hey, fellas.

In episode 399, Derek was talking about how credit scores are dumb and gay and smelly

in Indian and how we don't have them in Europe.

I'm just reading.

I'm just reading.

I'm just reading.

And how we don't have them in Europe.

Well, I'm not sure about Europe proper, but I'm from Scotland.

And I just recently got denied from for a mortgage because I changed my over to a different

bank six years ago.

No other negatives on my credit report whatsoever.

Just one time that my bank fucked up when closing my account.

That I didn't even know about until now.

I love how efficient the capitalist free market is.

At least now I can stay homeless and keep listening to the pop.

That is fucking absurd, man.

Isn't that cool?

It's a very cool system that we've got.

It's a very cool system we've got.

I don't care about other people, but yeah.

You said in Scotland.

You said.

Mm-hmm.

Jesus Christ.

Fuck's going on in there.

We got to go.

We're going to have to go liberate Scotland.

We're going to have to invade.

We.

You.

Us three are going to have to go for Scotland.

Yeah, we'll do it.

We'll figure it out.

I saw something.

I saw something.

I didn't verify it.

But like, did they raise the military?

Yes, they did.

Service from 30.

What was it?

35 to 42.

42.

42.

42.

Mm-hmm.

Interesting.

Sick, man.

It's very cool.

San Baron.

So Baron should be available then to go, right?

I mean, Baron, no matter what, he's been available.

What is he like 22?

What is he right now?

He's just 20 right now.

He's just 20 right now.

20, yeah.

So your son's going, right?

I'm pretty sure he's too tall to fit in the plane, though.

And you're like fucking like nine eight or something.

Yeah.

He's like nine eight.

Image of him being like nine feet tall is so stupid.

He's getting bigger and bigger.

He is that tall, though.

Like, he looks, he is a telephone pole dude.

He's a fucking Grendel.

Yeah.

He's a fucking Minus, too, man.

But his, uh, this is all alleged, but his, his babysitter came out and was saying crazy

shit about him.

He's like, he's a little monster.

He would just walk past me, bust right in my face.

I don't know what the fuck.

He was, uh, no prep, no nothing.

He would just walk past me, fat load to the back of my head, concussive almost.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's got it.

Good.

All right.

Let's see.

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That would be wild.

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That would be so fucking nuts.

Where we have that guy?

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Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan,

which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard years recently that said 20 billion won.

20 billion is insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and better and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident?

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Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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I only started because he was singing and I wanted to stop.

Oh, please go.

I don't want to.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, big, black, beautiful boys and Chris, I have a really dumb question for you to debate.

Would Wolverine be more terrifying if he was the size of juggernaut?

I think we'd almost be too slow to hit anyone.

They're not slow like that.

Like it's in that universe.

Someone like juggernaut can move a couple hundred miles per hour.

You know, there's no way that's true.

It is literally true.

They have super speeds.

I think juggernaut can reach that amount just because of

his velocity because of his unstoppable nature.

He has.

He has.

He can do that.

But he can't like.

Oh, full burst like this.

You know, it's going to take a while for him to reach that speed.

Um, the versus.

I wonder about Wolverine though because if there was.

Them that much of animantium.

And him being that large.

Would that have an effect on him?

Because there's plenty of people that are like Hulk.

Hulk is really fast.

Hulk is really fast.

Hulk is.

But Hulk is in the way that like say.

I would say.

Like if he still has that muscle.

Look at like a look at like a football player.

That's fucking like almost seven foot tall.

And they're.

And godly because you're even though you weigh like 260 pounds,

your muscles and your like art.

You just have explosiveness in a way that, you know,

a fucking skinny bitch can never.

At least in the same way with like Wolverine.

Wolverine is fucking fast as shit.

So he definitely is.

But I'm just wondering if.

If much more because it's not just his skeleton growing, right?

It's.

It's much more metal.

What would that be?

Like what?

Because out to me, that would be the only thing that would make you think that

metal isn't a big deal when you have.

Not normal muscle.

Yeah.

When you're when you're strong as a Wolverine.

Like Ben Grimm and shit are like those niggas are fucking like we think

they're not fast because they're so big.

And the comics, those niggas are quick like catching cars and stuff like that.

Like that's insane.

Yeah.

I'm trying to think of like it makes them easier to track with your eyes technically

because like someone like spider may who can run over a hundred miles per hour.

He's like a relatively small guy.

So you can't quite see him moving around, you know?

Yeah.

It totally just depends on like I know a lot of times for the for the effect

and the movies to make something feel bigger.

They'll slow movements down like the bigger it is kind of like a giant man.

Because like a giant man should have no problem moving at a regular human pace

because of the way that he controls his own muscles and body.

It would not slow him down.

It's just more of a it's like an effect.

So realistically, like say a plane traveling next to you,

even though a plane's large is not going to look fucking slower.

That's stupid.

You know, it's so like if it's fast, it's fast.

I just can't get past the having that much more metal.

I guess you would be in theories.

If he was always that big, he would he would compensate.

He would be able to handle it the way he is at how small he's now.

It's hard though.

That's a hard one because I feel like a smart person could probably have a better take on that.

And be like, oh, the animation would be so dense that at that height

and or that mass would probably he can't be that fast.

I don't know.

What the thing is that you can't you can't have this.

This is already incorrect science.

Sure, but like someone like giant man can't exist.

Our body can't be that big.

Have that much massive collapse on ourselves.

Because our bones are still made out of shit that can only support so much weight naturally.

His bones would break.

I would imagine it would be like what would you say?

It would have to be something.

It couldn't be an instantaneous growth, right?

Because then you would probably collapse.

Even in general, that's too much mass on things that are built the way they are.

Well, I mean, like if you were if you were naturally that big, you would you would adapt to our gravity.

No, you wouldn't.

What your body is what your body is made of the pieces of your body.

If they're still made of the same.

You know, there's like sea creatures at the bottom that can live in the bottom.

Yes, but yes, but yes, that is true.

But that is a different thing.

They're not they're not being applied to our gravity above the surface.

They're underwater.

No, the pressure is different.

The point being they are they've evolved to adapt to that to live there.

And we have this.

Yes.

In the same way, if you were a big mother fucker, you don't think that your body would be able to figure out a way to exist.

And like as big as large as a building, you don't think so?

No, no.

No.

I couldn't.

You physically cannot exist at that size.

I couldn't.

Humans cannot.

Humans cannot.