#438: Ed Sheeran is COOKED

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1:07You're in an intro? I can do it. I can do it in Spanish. If you want me to, no, do not intro in Spanish. Can you do it in Spanish? Do you even know what snark is? What is snark in Spanish? Snark is not. It doesn't translate. Hey, there's no such thing. I can do it. I can do it. I can do the rest of it in Spanish. That's easy. OK, go ahead. Yeah. Hola, bienvenudos. Miyamoto Kingston, SS Chris, and SOS snark tank podcasts. There you go. There you go. Welcome to snark tank podcast. Go to patreon.com slash snark tank. If you want to go there. We got to do the Patreons. We got to do the Patreons. No, man. Fuck them. Fuck them. Same in Spanish. Go ahead. I forgot all the Spanish. I forgot all the Spanish. I forgot all the Spanish. You know how to say go to snark tank podcast. I've heard you speak Spanish before Chris. It's like go. Do you get that? So when you were growing up, did you get made fun of for being so bad at Spanish starting

2:10being scared to speak it? Because that's a literally my problem. A little bit. Yeah. Yeah, specifically that actually. Especially Puerto Ricans. They were, well, it's because we were not allowed to be ourselves for so long. In America. Yeah. We developed a really serious, you know, but also the Spanish classes that we would take would teach us wrong. Well, that was castiganos. They taught us like, right. But then like I would come home and I'd be like excited because I'd be like, hey, I learned Spanish. And then I would say something to be like, that's not Spanish. And I'd be like, you're right. And then I just failed the class. I just remember. I remember just tango. I was like, I guess this is an f-fant. I guess because like if this is just not going to help me communicate with my family, then I don't need it really. I was just lazy, man. My grandmother tried and I was just lazy. I was like, I just don't, because I didn't need it. I lived in a Bronx, dude. Everyone in the spoke Spanish still spoke English for the most part. Yeah, exactly. And then now I regret it because in end of her life, she really sort of only spoke Spanish.

3:13Yeah, I wish I could, I do wish I could speak more Spanish than I do. I understand a lot more of it than I, than I can speak. It's really just the syntax of, I can interpret Spanish really, really easily. But like speaking it and like making it make sense. I think I could make it make sense if I really, you know what it's like, it's like mental math to me. Like I can't do mental math really unless it's like extremely simple. I got to write everything down. There's nothing wrong with that. That's how you do math actually though. You have to write down with. It's true. But like for Spanish, for me, it's just, I just get nervous because I don't know how to, the congitongitives. I know them technically, but I don't know how to, I just sound wrong when I speak Spanish. And I make an effort to speak Spanish only to Lily's mom. But she's, I'm bad at Spanish for the most part. So she speaks English to me and I'm like, you're not helping me. You have to just speak Spanish to me and then Lily doesn't speak Spanish in house at all. We just have to have a child to teach the kids Spanish. And I can learn what we have a kid. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, it was forced another life into the world to help me be better. Like every parent does.

4:13That is what children are. It's not always not great. I actually do want a kid at some point, but like, I think I don't know why they were going to try to have one. Yeah, be smart. I don't know, man. What if it comes home and it's extremely Mexican, you know? Like, why we? We're, we're, man. It was going on. Well, listen, before we get too carried away, we got, we should mention the fact that Derek is not here. He is absent. He's fine. He's not, you know, you're never, you're never going to believe this. Because this just keeps happening. We know this joke is beat. You know, this joke is like it's not a joke. Okay, that's the problem is that like he keeps getting kidnapped by various vans offering various free things. That's cool. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to do about it. What point do you, do you like just like let them take him?

5:16You know? I mean, we did. We were there. Because like, we were there. We were there. We were there. He was like, it was wild. It was like, you know, those fish in the bottom of the ocean that have like the light. It was like watching something like approach that. None the wiser. Like you're in the, you've never seen light in your life. And you think this is like the first, this is that you think the only time is going to be like a positive thing. If I'm being honest, I feel like that's more valid in derringing kidnapped. I mean, Derrick is a, is a 48 year old man. I mean, who should not be getting a lot of things wrong right now, but we're in general directions where it's like. Right. There's like, all right. The bottom line is 38, I'm pretty sure. Okay. I mean, I missed the, I was one number off. If he was 30, if he's 40, he'd look great for 48, honestly. Yeah. No, for sure. I'm like, oh, you look pretty good for 48. You're still suck. I hope you die. But like, it'd be like how we both look terrible for six.

6:17Like if we were six years old, it'd be a problem. That'd be unless you disagree. I don't disagree because we're just too big. I'm about as tall as I was when I was six. I had a growth spurt when I was exactly six months old. And that's where it stopped. You're a, so you're a freak in every standard. Yeah. Because my dad got that, it's because my dad got that message that letter from the military about Agent Orange. And they were like, hey, dude, sorry. You're probably saying. But Derrick is being, I don't know, either vicious to Lima, last did or he's like definitely. Or he's like definitely ill or like we don't we don't know what's up exactly. But he'll be back at some point. Yeah, man. If he is, if he is fine, he's fine. If he's not then like, no. Yeah, we care, man. I guess the problem. We should talk about, I guess the only big thing that I saw that was worth bringing up is this Ed Sheeran shit.

7:17Because I don't know, man, I'm not, I'm no Ed Sheeran fan. I sort of was made me sad. Oh, really? Yeah, I like that. I just don't think of, I just don't think there's anything that he's ever done that like sticks out to me is like I got to put that on playlist. It's, um, it's like pop music. It's like pop classic music. It's not not knows. It's pop music. But I liked it. Yeah. I love sheep's use the song. There's that song that he has like, uh, when your legs aren't gone, cause I cut off your legs. I don't, that's not my favorite song by him, but I do like that song. It's not bad. Okay, whatever. The light almost fell. I thought someone gave you something. I was like, oh, someone's there. No, that would be shocking. That would really, that would really not be okay. Someone said that would be such a bad thing. But so Ed Sheeran popular ghost. It's crazy. Ghost musician, Victorian ghost child musician Ed Sheeran.

8:17I mean, he is also a ghost musician too. Like he's ghostwriter for a lot of people as well. That is also true. It's like, it's like a hyper ghost. He's like a hyper ghost writer. I was talking more about his complexion and the fact that he's a pale white creature. He's, he's a gentleman. But you are also correct. You are also correct. Uh, he got into, I guess, some crazy. I love the, by the way, like, I only know about this because because of Maclamore, which by the way, like, the idea of like, oh, let's go see Maclamore and Ed Sheeran. Like, there, there couldn't be a more not for me concert or tour. I mean, if you, if you tried, but it was back the war, go ahead. I'm gonna stand in defense of Maclamore. So back before what he did, that thing about his hair, I can admit that it was a bit cringe, but his heart was in the right place. She wasn't the right place. Look, you got it. You got to be real. Okay. He was like, hey, this is a Nazi S thing. Turns out we didn't make it, we, we funn ever doing it.

9:19Turns out Nazi's really like that haircut. It's actually crazy. Well, no, no, not just really like it. And the silly thing to me was like, why are you giving Nazis a haircut? I mean, you didn't have a haircut. It's a fine haircut. True. I understand that. It's like, all right, cool. He was doing, he was like, I want to be, I don't want to be attached to this shit. And I can understand that. And I, I get that. And you know, I'd rather. I'm a case of imagine, imagine like, I don't know. It's just so crazy. Because people don't, it's not like OJ Simpson with the Ford Bronco. Um, you know what I mean? We're like, after OJ Simpson, Ford literally stopped making that car. That's crazy. It's a good car to you. It was probably, I mean, clearly. So like they stopped making it. They hit their hair cut like, or not even the Hitler haircuts. Hitler didn't even have that haircut. But that Nazi youth haircut, that, that is a just very standard modern haircut.

10:21Yeah, but you think it's like, you think you think you think like it's a modern haircut. It's like, hmm, confusing. A lot of you have this hair call of a sudden, you know? I guess. I don't know. I feel like I was out of the, because I don't know. Yeah, yeah. So it's like that kind of thing. But yeah, I think it was, I think it was a bit, a bit soft, but I get it. You know, I get it. You want to distance it off from fucking from white psychos. He's clearly a woki. He's clearly kind of got a care of stuff like that. Gary and I say. And he's like, you know, not much of a misses from this. The other thing for me was obviously when Kendrick, when he won the Grammy, when Kendrick should have won the Grammy. And he posted about that. Hi, I'm Gus. I'm a dog in an expert in speed. So when it comes to fast internet, I know what I'm talking about. That's why I recommend optimum fiber-powered internet. It has fast and reliable internet speeds, starting at only $30 a month with a five-year price lock. So how can you fetch such an amazing deal by calling 8669 optimum or visiting optimum.com to switch? That's 8669 optimum.

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13:31Every day I'm thinking about some other new business. But Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use. It's like I can't stop them addicted. Start your free trial at Shopify.com. I think when he did was fine, he shouldn't have posted that. That should have been something that was in the episode between you and Kendrick, you know. You'd be like, yo, you should have won that. I'm sorry. We both know why they gave it to me. It's a bit for me. I don't think he doesn't believe it. That's a thing. Yes. That's kind of the thing. It's tricky because there are people like there's performance. And you're dishonest. There's performance and you're honest. And then there's honesty with that performance. Ideally, honestly, with that performance list is the best. Yes. But it's not so bad if you're a performative and honest about it. Yeah. And he certainly seems like he's actually honest about it. He's about it. I mean, he's clearly willing to fuck his money up pretty bad. Yeah. But he's not anymore. He's done is actually made a lot more fans. Actually, people are these. I always feel if you about like this stuff too, or it's just like it's kind of like when, like,

14:32whatever the people say, like, oh, Trump doesn't take a salary. You know what I mean? It's kind of like, well, I mean, you're Maclamore. Like you're good. Yeah. You're not really sacrificing much. But I understand like the inconvenience of it. You're fucking up money, but like you're not fucking up money you desperately need. It's that kind of. Right. You're not like, you're fucking up. Oh, no, I won't get it. I won't get a seventh year. Yeah. I won't be able to buy another house, you know, unfortunately. I won't be able to buy a 18th house. But like, so, so that happened. That's not even really the point. But the funny part of this is like, because we haven't even really gotten into it. Ed Sheeran, him and a bunch of other people were, I guess, doing a tour. Maclamore, I think just said free Palestine. I think that might literally be all he said. You let free Palestine. He just gave like a very like human. Just a very normal kind of sense. Human is like, everybody deserves the right to grow up and live safe lives. Ew. And then a low and behold, the greatest artist ever pink.

15:34Touchdown. Wait, pink. Yeah, pink was the one that got mad first. What? Really pink? What are you saying? I didn't even realize pink was in this. She did the classic conflating anti-Semitism and Judy and then what's the anti-Israeli center? And criticizing is really. And guess what? Guess what happened? The person that owns those stadiums or the ones he was on tour with. Guess what ethnic background they had happened to be Christopher? Just guess. I'm going to go out and live and say, potentially Jewish. Yeah, hit the nail on the head. You hit the matzabal on the dreidel. Right there. They were Jewish and they were obviously in a guy.

16:35The person that owns the stadium that he said it at is an Epstein type. He's not even he's in. He's like involved. Jesus Christ. So like, so yeah, Maclamore gets outed from the show. I think a bunch of other people left in solidarity as well. Yeah. So Maclamore got outed because of Ed Sheeran Ed Sheeran. It was Ed Sheeran's main tour. Maclamore got outed because Ed Sheeran was clearly told like, yo, you can't have this guy doing this. And instead of Ed Sheeran standing up for something. He chose to just be like, yo, Mac, you got to get off the tour. And look, dude, I don't think Ed Sheeran. And he's like, he said, he said, is I'm not political. But then go back to maybe a year or two ago. He was like, you're not gonna hold Turkey and Russia thinks that happening. No, not Turkey. Ukraine and the Russia thing happened. Oh, right. He was one of the people that was actively saying he's not for that and X, Y and Z. Oh, yeah, you can't do that.

17:36You can't be doing it. Like, is there people who are like, like Weird Al is one of those people. It's like, Weird Al is like, I'm not political. I'm a, I'm a musical comedian. I write songs about silly shit. But he's also like a valedictorian and a smart guy. And he's like, what the fuck was that? Wait, hold on a second. Something. I just heard something. Okay, I heard like some kind of a USB unplug. Is someone in your house? No, I see you. The, um, how fuck what was I saying? What was the last like sentences you were talking about? Weird. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like you can kind of gauge like where he leans just based on the company keeps and just the fact that like some of the broad opinions that he gives. Like he's probably like a left leaning guy. Uh, but he's not explicitly political. He's never really said anything to that effect. You can't then you can't be like a cheer and to be like, okay, I care about.

18:37Ukraine and then and then when asked about Palestine, you're like, I'm not political. You could say I don't care, I guess. That's a, uh, that's not a great response, but it's a valid one. You know, as far as like. If you are engaged in politics, but. Yeah, man, I don't know, man. I don't know. It's kind of crazy. I'm trying to, I'm, I'm trying to show grace to people more. Sure. I'll make it. As, as insultive and rude as I once was. But I do not think that is possible. I think when it's like human rights, you got to say something. You can't be like. Right. But I guess what I guess what I'm saying is like, uh, there's a lot of human rights violations going on all over the world that we don't know about. That's true. And even if we did know about them, the gravity of them is probably lost on us because we're just not. There and we're not familiar. And I think that's true. But this is very, this is very, you know, this is, isn't a hidden one, you know.

19:40Yeah, but I understand people who are just like, like, I got my own shit. Like, I don't, I don't, I don't care what's going on elsewhere. Like, I, I get that to some extent. I don't agree with it really, but I understand it because ultimately on the day to day, like during my whole day today, like I don't think I thought about this reposs I once. When it comes up, I think about it. I can acknowledge that, you know, we're not people that are very on the ground on the boots, like involved in hyper stuff like that. Like, I just, I just started getting involved in like community freaking politics, you know, and like, even that confused me to a degree. And I'm not as active as I should be, but I'm not like, I just entered that space. So I'm not thinking about everything that's happening and like Haiti or Sudan or stuff like that. You know, like there's a lot going on. Yeah. But like, this is not hidden figures anymore, you know. The thing that makes me care about this more than most other things is the fact that like we fund it and the fact that like, yeah. And not even necessarily just that we fund it, but the fact that like when, when you, when you raise a criticism, it's seen like it's as if you've said something insane.

20:48Whereas like the same type of criticism levied for any other cause with any other reason, with the same fundamental situations in place, would be completely reasonable if not completely uncontroversial. And that's what that's what is annoying. But so, yeah, but so Ed Sheeran kicked all these people off. No, no, no, Ed Sheeran kicked off only Macklemore. And then everyone else left it. Who left you know who else was on the docket? It was like, I think I saw some name. I think I saw a scat man. That's crazy. If I'm a grave. Yeah, scat man was like, I denounce Ed Sheeran. Good Lord, man. I denounce Ed Sheeran. Bips. Oh, these are, these are people you wouldn't, you wouldn't, you wouldn't really like these are like. Okay, so there's Macklemore. There's Phineas. I would just. I know. Phineas. Is that, is that? It's Billy Island. Billy's brother. There's Aaron Rowe.

21:48I actually know who this is to. It's crazy. I don't know why I know who you are. Lucas Graham. I also know who that is. I know Lucas Graham. And then Bogey. A traditional Irish for, okay, well. Oh, well, I don't know that. I make sense why the Irish left because, you know, they're, they're very anti-bosha like that. Yeah, yeah, but it's, that's funny as fuck. So like that's, that tour is completely shattered now. Oh, yes. Fucking hollow. It's, it is very silly. It is very funny though. Ben you plans to certain venues is banned them. Obviously, I was the venues owned by particular people. Yeah, what do you need? Why would they ban them now? Well, no, but no, they banned Mac. That's what happened to venues ban. Oh, because the one guy said he was like, hey, we can't let them say this. And then he started banning. Look, man, all I'm saying is this, right? All I'm saying is this. In 10, 15 years, when these people, these people that have used an innocent ethnic group as shields,

22:57when psycho show up and they start pushing propaganda to attack you guys, I want you to understand that you have endangered your people in doing that. That's one that to be clear. You have actively endangered all these innocent people that have suggested this way. And you've done it on purpose because you tried to make their identities and tied with this place. That's just not true. It's not true. So, when you finally, when you finally end up in jail and rotten every single life, once you understand that, hey, man, you deserve a flaming culture to be inside of instead of a jail cell. It does bug me because I think a lot of a lot of evil people. And I mean, like really, I don't mean like subject to leave. I mean, like really like, yeah, there's a difference. There's a difference. I like a lot of people, I think you're just like they're allowed to get away with that stuff because a lot of people are like, well, hell exists.

23:57You know what I mean? I think a lot of people kind of put it off. I was like, yeah, like God sort of matter. I mean, your life will fix all the things that we couldn't fix. And I'm like, oh, man, I think they're just going to get away. It's got free and live a great life. And then bounce. I think that didn't do anything because of how crazy bar we unfortunately need that belief sadly. I think we need it. I feel like that belief is why we don't have no, I don't know. No, I understand, but I think what happens is that people are so self-righteous. Like, I don't agree with that belief. I understand that it holds people back, but I think a lot of people are really crazy. And without that, without that, it would be, it would be, that is all so true. Really, Chris, think of it like this, right? If religion was removed from the minds of black Americans, do you understand how absurdly vengeful we would be as ethnic group? It would be very bad.

24:57I think you're probably right. Because we didn't learn morality and justice first. We learned like God will stop the problem. And then without God, it'd be like, oh, so we're just going to do crazy things now because no one's going to stop us. I, like, I fortunately, I believe that in a beautiful world, we would lose that faith and be like, you know what? Let's work together to figure out how to really stop problems. And like, no, let's just go burn down cities, you know? Yeah, you just got to do it, I guess. I don't think so. I don't think so, that's not me, bro. You just got to, you know, at some point, I hope I'm not saying immediately. I'm not saying first draft, but I'm saying, you know, at some point, I mean, you got to, you got to start. For the people that are really shitting and really good, I hope, I hope that life is real. Yeah, I guess that would be nice. For really nice people, I hope they get the words out loud. But people that are genuinely good human beings, I hope they get like a nice paradise. See, my paradise would be nothing. That would be my paradise. I was not knowing that I didn't know, I don't have to show up for something.

25:59It would just be chill vibe. It would be a nice chill day. A nice chill day without the, without the overarching dread. That's what would be the best day for me. Like get rid of the dread feeling of like doom and even when I floats over my head. If that was them, like, all right, that's cool. Even a day, I forgot with my heart. I forgot what that was even like. I'm Keana and I leveled up my business with Shopify. Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back. I can create a site with my eyes closed. Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know, and it thinks about the customer more than anything. Every day I'm thinking about some other new business. But Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use. It's like I can't stop them addicted. Start your free trial at Shopify.com. Meet the Red Bull Dragonberry Emergized. It's one of the many new drinks out now. Who knew ice cold drinks could be so fire? Try them all only at my toes.

27:19The story was, they receive $20 in star money in compras that qualify to make $100 more. The best thing about the season of the Macy's is now. Don't lose it. Now, the price of electos apply in exceptions. Yeah, I was, I feel like dread even when I was young. I've probably been honest. Maybe I like. Maybe at six years old, I didn't feel dread. And then maybe like briefly in like briefly in 2022. I very briefly. I don't know. I felt like I've always had this like worry over my head. But like really? Sort of. About what? I don't know. Is this general? I think after I saw my grandpa die. I think after I saw my grandpa die and I got it like, oh, shitting, you know, there's like, oh, man. Yeah, that'll do it. People can go to bed forever. That's crazy. I didn't know that was possible like that. I saw it in movies, but this is like it's still a board. It is crazy.

28:20It is crazy. I spent more time than I would like to. Concerned about like what kind of call I'm going to get. Yeah, I mean, this is going to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really sad. This is going to be very, very, not happy and a super downer. But I think it is funny. A true degree. I mean, you lived in the rest of my grandma's when I got the call of my grandma being sick. Right. The first time like 2022. Up until December last year, every time my phone rang out, I was expecting to call my grandma to die. Yeah. That's really sad. It is really, really, really, really sad. But then when I finally got the call, I was, I just won a game of four days. I just won a victory right now. That's the call. I just got a victory. I just got it. And I lost I gave you a still bit here. But you have like a full of Pavlovian response to victory royals now. Now I cry. But I got this day.

29:23I won my sister called me and she was like, Hey, I hate to tell you this. Grandma's passed away. And I was like, dang, my character was dancing emoting on the fucking screen. It was like dude, this is fun. Dude, I understand that makes a lot of sense. It's dreadful. I still, I had to treat like I've had to change the text tone. Oh, for your parents. My phone, for your family. Well, well, that also, but just like multiple times because at a certain point, I had received so many traumatizing messages from like after hearing the same sound. I was like, I got to switch this out. I have all my shit muted now. I can't even do it. I can't. I can't hear it. Something important happens. I mean, I'll get a vibration or something, but like everything vibrates. But that text tone is very specific. Lily. Lily doesn't answer her phone ever. It's her biggest problem. She's never answers her phone because she always has on silent because she was the kind of kid that she. That's fucking woman.

30:23She because she was the kind of kid that she would hide her phone text in class. She wouldn't just turn her phone off. I was a term I phone off in class kind of person. I was like, I would ever just turn it off because I'd rather have it turned off. Then have it ring and get it taken away. Right. I know if it does ring during weekday times. That's what I was in college. I knew it's like, okay, this is important. Someone's actually calling me. Yeah, that's true. Because no, because when you're young, now I think I call a little more than I used to. Because when you were a young teen, you text. You don't call. So I do a lot. Really cool when you were a younger? Yeah, because we had the text, the fucking number pad texts. And I was like, this sucks. I guess. And I was also used to like, just at that point, used to call more than I was used to texting. Even late. I also didn't have unlimited text. So I couldn't. I think when I first had my phone, I couldn't text. For the first three years, I couldn't text. But you're telling me I got my droid. Wait, because I'm thinking. Because I didn't know you when I had a Motorola. I know you knew each other in our late teens, right?

31:23The end of our teen years, we knew each other. Yeah, I mean, like, like, I guess, end of high school. So by that time, I was like, only my friends text me. My grandma or someone related to me is me, me, they'll call. So I would keep my, I would keep my ringer on always. But she doesn't. So there's been times that there's one time I was in, I did something and I forgot what happened. I went and just understood it. And I was in like downtown LA. And I was like, I was calling her. And I called her like, I was broke at the time. I called her like six times. I was like, hey, can you please pick me up? Honey, I'm in. This is a bad situation. And she just didn't get back to me until like four hours later. So I was just hanging out downtown LA the whole day. And she was like, what happened? I was like, I'm just in LA. I hate that. She doesn't put her freaking ringer on. I'm like, dude, please put your ringer on. It's like not. So just keep on calling you. You should know. But she also has a charger phone either. Dude, I have to chart. I can't. My phone's dying all the time. Really? Dude, I have to get a new phone.

32:24I went like, I went and like fixed the, they, they, they, so I, I just can't get charged. Unless I keep it on the charging pad. My, no cable works. What? Yeah. So I took it to like best buy. And then they like cleaned out the port because like, oh, that's sometimes happening with lightning cables. Because I'm still on light news. iPhone 14. But I just like, and I did it. Still doesn't work. So it's like, okay, great. Yeah. And they just did the new iPhone. So I'm just like, I guess, fuck me. I guess you're going to get the, the folder one, the one that folds out. No, fuck that. I don't know. Why not? I like, I like a foldable phone. I don't want a sideways foldable phone. I want a clam. You want a Game Boy? You want a Game Boy? Yeah. I want a Game Boy advances P. Like that's like, that's the form factor that I would want. I, I don't know if I was going to get a foldable phone. I don't see the appeal to it to me. Honestly, outside of that. Lily wants one. They're also insanely expensive. There are like three grand or something. Or two grand for like no storage, which is like expensive. And I was like, you're not going to be a great or you want that one. Those records is like kind of cute to choose something else.

33:25It's not this. It's too expensive for a phone. Literally anything else. But yeah, I'm sharing, sharing sucks right now. Really sucks. But I like the guy I voted for him. I was role for gingers. I was, I was having like a bit of vote for a nice Irish ginger. I'm always on their team. And then he just, you ended up being a piece of shit. And it's like, come on, bro. What you do is this. You always look at it. Whenever it's stuff like this, you optics for guys optics now. Now, okay? You know, if you don't mean this, right? Let me give you a look a quick. I send them to optics, right? Even if you don't agree with bullshit, you have to understand that when you side with something that's political in general, you will lose certain fans. You'll certain opportunities, but you'll get a more vibrant fan base. That's why a lot of people go fucking full on right wing. You can go, like if you're a centrist person, you go full on right wing. What you do is you lose your left group, use your left fans all the way over there. But the people that are on the center right area will defend you even harder. Because now you represent them the same thing with the left side too.

34:26They do that, you know? They do that happens. They do it less. They don't, they don't get as much money. You don't get as much money. That's what you don't get. But you get to get a really. I think you, because there's like a purity test kind of thing going on. That does exist on the right as well. But like it's, it's the scales are different. And the left, I know what you're saying. The purity test bullshit is the wildest shit ever. And it's actually hampering us really badly. Grand, there's a lot of people that are fake, fake good people that I want to be able to be with for only for show. And then you freaking find out that they sexually assaulted somebody or one percent. That is, that is unfortunately useful. That happens to you. That is unfortunate common occurrence. But at the same time, it, you know, if someone said N word when they were 15, or they had really bad takes when they were in their early 20s. And they, they, they're in their 30s now. And they're clearly trying to make a better space. You may not forgive them entirely, but at least like hear them out, you know. Yeah. Call you doing a serving the cycles more allies.

35:26That's it. That's all you're doing. Yeah. Anyway, just kill yourself. You can do that. You can just take your own life. Anyway, loser edge here. Loser. Did something happen with Trump? It's Trump. It's Trump. It's something crazy. I don't know. It probably. I just assumed that he does. I don't even look anymore. Let me, uh, let me see if there's anything on CNN. Yeah. I was watching, I was watching CNN yesterday for some reason. And it was, he was given like some sort of address. And I was like, yo, this guy is really sick, man. Like let him go home. Really sick. Oh, Mitch McConnell. There you go. Yeah, Mitch McConnell. Mitch McConnell. I forgot about this. I was like, whoa, what is that? I'm not sure. I'm not sure if it's a real, but it's really crazy. I said that he looks like a scary story to tell in the dark. He looks so like. That guy is clearly dead. Like, I don't know, man. I'm exaggerating sort of, but like not really as much as you would think. I said, this thing, it looks worse in my grandma when she was dying. And that's true. It is true.

36:26He looks bad. He looks like a spirit Halloween, like item. He looks like, it'll be like, you know, one of those things that will stay up. Exactly. I think that the mechanisms are so loud because for so, I think it's hysterical that we still haven't figured out how to do that well, by the way. Like we just have it like every robot, like I thought by now, for sure, in, in like dumb, cheap Halloween, animatronics, we would have had a figure, we would have figured out a way to make the voice louder than the servos in the arms or like the shaking materials in the core of the machine. This hysterical, how clunky these things still sound. There's no real reason to invest in better technology for Halloween. I mean skeletons. But there isn't. There isn't. But like you just have this thing in your head when you're a kid that like, I've seen so many things improve.

37:26Everything should theoretically improve. And then you realize that like, and things improve if there's reason to invest. That's right. But if things, if things still suck, but they're fine and there's nobody cares enough to make it better. And no one's going to do anything about it. Yeah, which is a very disappointing thing to learn. But I get it. All right, it's fine. That's the thing. Yeah, this is all right. It works. Yeah. I got you about it. As most people think at least I personally think we should just improve stuff because we should. But you know, no one cares about it. So what should I? Anyway, which for Conno looks like a fucking corpse. It's really crazy. It's crazy. It really is the same. That video of him walking out of his house. Not walking out of his house. He's like kind of like. He's almost floating sort of. He looks, he looks bad. He looks bad, man. Like really. He looks bad. Like it looks like abuse, man. Like it feels like abuse. Who's like, you know, just like let him let him. Good. Go.

38:26Dude, I don't know, man. Like I hate him. And like if he, if he dies, there's nothing even, there's nothing even left to hate. Like the thing that's crazy is that like if he dies now, it's, it's not really like anything dies. He's been gone. He's gone. He's been. This is just the, what is it? What is it? The center of your brain. That's just instinct. I forgot the, the Madula. This is pure Madula, man. This is a Madula, man. The Madula, man. It's crazy. The Madula, man. Because he's just, he's like, I don't know, man. Like he's, he's a cadaver damn you know, that's a freaking, that's a, that's a, that's a lich literally. Yeah, lich McConnell. If you, if, if you, if you, if he got an EKG, it wouldn't detect anything. And be like, yo, what is this? He's like, he's like a thermal camera on and he's colder than anything around. You put a thermal camera. He's so cold. You put a thermal camera on me. Look at him and it looks like space inside of him.

39:26It's like, what is this? It's so blue. It's insane. It's, I don't know, man. I just, it's, man. I don't know. We, we've, we've, we've deified and venerated. Oh, people wait so much in our world. And now we got, now we got this kind of shit. You think we're ever going to change this like, this whole like running, I think sitting for presidents. I think after this, let's hope, let's hope. But I think after this presidency, I think people are going to start asking for much more. Yes, I think we might be, we might be hooked because of like the capitalist machine is like on fire right now. Right. But like, I think after this president, I'm going to be like, yo, we can't have that again, right? I think whatever's next is probably going to be better than this, but not what we want. And then I think the, uh, what we got. The one after the next one, I think is when it is when we'll start to see like material like we'll probably start to see like, okay, young people maybe or like younger guys.

40:26I think Xoran's a big, a big deal. You know, I think that's a massive. Dude, his approval rating is insane. Oh, yeah, it's really high. It's really high and then why it's crazy. People love him. I mean, it makes sense. People love him. It makes, it makes sense from where I'm sitting. I think it's that I think somehow is the pride of pricing of the New York, but I think it's this. I think that's just cooked because of all the businesses that are there. Yeah, I don't think it's any more. Yeah, he's just, he's doing what people vote for a mayor to do, which is good. And it's, but it's crazy. Because because what's crazy about is that like it's not even that he's like a great politician. It's just that everybody else is so bad. I think he's a solid politician. I think it's a solid politician. I think it's a solid politician. I think he's a solid politician. I think he's a solid politician, but like this is like the bare minimum really. This is what we should expect from politicians. The bare minimum of a politician is like you go out and say you're going to do something and then you go do it. You know, like that's the bare minimum and like that's all he's doing. Which means this is like what the fuck have people been doing before this? This fuck all just letting this get money, get in pack money, bro.

41:31I get it, bro. I get it, bro. Imagine, imagine someone being like, yo, I'm going to, I'm going to frack this place. She's a cool $100,000. $100,000. I was crazy. Here's a $100,000. Here's a, here's a clean $100,000. And it's like, why would I not do that? I don't care about this ground. I don't care. Yeah. Well, this is for what do you mean? I don't care. Are you kidding? Who cares? Well, he gave me enough money for a house. Fuck this. I mean, amen. That's what we're doing. Fuck this. I mean, amen. That's why I'm not a politician, bro, because I would, I would just tell the truth and I would get shot. Yeah. I'm like, aliens are real and they've been everywhere and I just give my hand, but I get my head blown off during that conversation. That's crazy. You get an Israeli drone strike. That's crazy. A beeper lays in my hand. I'm like, oh, it's this. A beeper. A beeper. A beeper. A beeper. The best way to get a job is to offer in Mexico. In the best season of Mexico, you'll find all the best trends.

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43:34That's more disgusted. I've seen on my own face when I know I'm disgusted. Like I know I'm disgusted. He's funny, dude. He's a funny guy. He is a funny guy. You taught you taught like this. This is this. This is what I taught you. It's the face, dude. Like if people haven't seen that movie, you probably should. I heard it's good. It's solid. That's the fact that you look at movie a way. It's crazy. Like it did really go to the skin. They were like, oh, it's not going to sell well. And they put it away. And it's like, wow. Did you see that resident evil is getting like really good reviews? I mean, I don't know how you could expect it not to. That's what we'll do. People were mad. People were mad because it's not Leon or whatever. Have you have you not seen a cragger movie? The worst one is pretty good. His best one is great. You know, I think I think weapons is such. I wish I could see it out. We have your you too. We have so much going on this weekend, which really sucks. Because I really want to go to the movies. But this weekend is like completely booked for me, unfortunately. Yeah. Just ask because I really want to go see that movie.

44:36I might try to see it Friday. So. Oh, wait, 30. It's, wait, man. It's, it's out today, technically, right? It's out tonight. Yeah. Ooh. I got to see it at some point. I might. I think it looks great. I might force a little to go see it tonight. But I know it's packed, though, but I wouldn't matter. I wouldn't do it. I would give it time. Let's see. Okay. What what has happened? Is anything else happened? But it looks great. It looks really good. Zach Riker's awesome. He's funny. He's funny. And Adam. I forgot. I think his Adam something is the guy that plays. Oh, the guy in it? Yeah. The drug addict from freaking what you call it from weapons. Austin Austin. Is it Austin Abramsers? Right. Austin. Austin Abrams. Sounds like somebody who's. That sounds like a more famous name than the guy in weapons. No, that is. It is. It's Austin Abrams. He was hysterical in that movie. So like, I'm excited about it. But people were like, it's not Leon or whatever. And just like, I don't know. Well, if Leon is not going to be enjoyable because he's already seen Leon to this, you know,

45:39this is also in the 90s. Not so. Nine ladies and recent time actually in 2000s. Yeah. It's like a sliding kind of thing. It's like, what if Resident Evil now? And that's I think the best thing that you can really do. Like I, the way that he talks about it is like I have, um, what do you call? Oh my god. What did he say? He said like, I tried to adapt what it was like to play a Resident Evil game. So like the resource management and like up finding increasingly better weapons and just being thrown into like, ridiculous circumstance after ridiculous circumstance. And I think that's like a good way to do a video game adaptation really. Yeah. Like it's a dabbed body. Yeah. What the premise of the game is, it's like, it doesn't even necessarily have to be. Uh, one to one. Especially for a movie. Like, I mean, like, like maybe a series is like you get a little bit more in the weeds about like how faithful you're going to be. But like a movie to me is like you get, you get a pretty good creative license with a movie.

46:43I mean, all I fuck you going to do. What are you going to do in two and a half hours? All I wanted to do is like, uh, this was an hour 30 or something. All I wanted to respect my adaptation. That embodies the spirit and that's it. You know, you can change things. If you're going to go for a perfect adaptation, I think one it's hard to do. And then two, it's like, I've already played the game. So I don't really need to see this again. I've already played. I don't need to see Rezzy will too on screen again. But also Rezzy will too is like too much of characters that weren't in the first game either. So it's just like the idea of the idea of being like, oh, this doesn't have any of the characters from Rezzy evil. It's not Rezzy evil. It's like Rezzy evil has done that before many times. Oh, we're good. So I think people need to, I just think people need to fucking relax. I think there's people complaining about shit. People that are overly attached to Leon. They want to see a sexy guy out there doing stuff. And I get it. I respect it. You know, but at the same time, I'm just like, hey, dude, let him cook. I'm sure I'm going to see it. I'm like, this is fucking awesome. It's late. I'm really excited. I saw it. Yeah. Has anything else happened?

47:43I don't even forget. I feel like the world's kind of on pause. Yeah, I don't know. I don't even, I don't even, I haven't been paying attention. But we've got questions. So we might as well just do those. I really don't think there's really much of anything happening. I'm looking through Twitter right now. Which I mean, you know, it's not the best. I hate this one. I'm pretty good. Is there anything on here? It's a pretty good indication of what's going on. I know there was a helicopter crash in L.A. That was pretty crazy. I'm sure they're fine. Why is till they're not? They're very much not. Uh, till a mook. What? Pikachu. One of America's most popular brands of cheese is now catering to Muslims. Oh my god. Shut the fuck up. I've been to till a mook. Actually, the place. Yeah, place. They do the cheese. It's in like, um, if I remember correctly, I know he's a little bit hazy, but it's like a little like in the Sacramento. Kind of area.

48:44If you put like a big circle down on Sacramento. Okay. Uh, let me see. Maybe I'm not going to say I went there with like Lacey's family like a ages ago. Till a mook. But there's really nothing going on. As far as I know. Where's the map? Where's maps brother? Oh, you're not watching fucking lanterns. So you don't know when you know I'm not. I'm not. Oh, no, I'm insane. I, well, I'm not. It's. It is the general direction of where I was thinking of, but it is, it's in Washington. Okay. So it's a different state. Or it's no, wait. Is it Oregon? Oh, her family was in Oregon. Okay. That makes sense. That makes sense. Okay. Is it Oregon? This is where it remains. It, it's, it's isn't more a different. The Other than Oregon are kind of like off off of Portland. And they make all the cheese and the ice cream there. And I went with dairy farm and I ate, like fresh cheese and fresh ice cream. And guess what? It was. Fine.

49:46I don't know any will like cheese so much. I've never understood it. What? I like cheese but I don't like I'm not eating just cheese. That's not happening. I could eat cheese forever. I like cheese on things. I don't just like cheese. I think that's insane. Well, no, that's no nutritional value at all, really. Like I'll eat cheese. It tastes good. I'm not just gonna eat cheese by itself. People that do that are like, oh my god. Like we would have charcutti boards. Really loves those things. I fucking hate charcutti boards. I hate them. I don't like them either. I hate them. It feels like just give me a sandwich. Let me just make me real food. I don't want the fuck the fuck is this. The charcutti board feels really low effort to me. They're very high effort. They're high effort, low effort. It's high effort, low effort, but also like, why would I ever pay for low effort anything? I don't know. I hate it, dude. I hate it. I just wish. I feel like even a hot dog at a street vendor is more effort than a charcutti board. It is what it isn't, you know? Yes, I know exactly what you mean.

50:47Because charcutti boards tell you they took a lot of effort and it takes a lot of work. Yeah, they take a lot of effort. They're pretty, and it's like, this is cool. And then you're like, all right, cool, but I don't want this. I don't want lunchables. It is, it is just grown up lunchables. I wonder like, because there's no way they had, did they have sugar to do when like my parents were kids? Like probably not, no way. Probably not here, probably in charcutti, wherever that place is. Oh, yeah. I don't know. There's no way that like I can't imagine my dad at 35 sitting at a restaurant and eating salami. Well, Chris, your dad has killed people before. So, no, but I also can imagine my mom doing that at that age, at that time. Your mom married a man who killed people. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's your, that's insane. By wrong, your mom understands your dad was a warrior for a period of time. I guess, I guess, I guess that is true. Your mom understands like, oh yeah, maybe it goes wrong. My husband will blight somebody where they come from. I guess so. Do you think you could kill a person?

51:48I think I could. Somebody was wailing on Lily. Do you think you could like kill them? I think I could. I don't know if I would. I don't know if I would. I'd be like, rough them up though. Yeah, I would definitely stop them and I would hurt them back, but like I don't know about, I don't think I have the killing gene in me. I think I'm that Christian where I was that kind of Christian where it's like, that's not my choice to make. Ever, really? Yeah, that's a fair point. I probably do it by accident. That's crazy. I mean, I probably throw them up real high. If I can be very honest, I'm not giving it very honest. I work that Starbucks. So I've definitely given people that like didn't need caffeine or like alert to something. I definitely give them that. That's crazy. You put like peanut and peanuts in a purpose. I'm not on purpose like in the rush, you know, going back, I was like, I don't remember if I did that or not. I already drove off and I'm like, man, if you see a five car pile up outside the car drives where it blows up and I'm like, oh man, I shouldn't have given them. Where they're sold it from 15th century France, apparently. What for sure? Yeah.

52:49Fucking of course, such a surrendering as a practical waste reducing method of preserving meats before the intention to refrigerate. Yeah, I mentioned refrigeration. That's crazy that refrigeration was invented. I understand obviously. It was, it was, but it seems crazy that there was ever a time that wasn't or modern refrigeration. Right. But like what, what are you doing before this eating it immediately, cutting it fresh and getting immediately? And then give me the leftover sort of dogs that are serviced or shit. That's just like what did you do about milk back in? You know what I mean? We drink all of it at that time. That's just yeah. You have one you'd have one fucking horse horse. Well, it's crazy. And our horse milk is nuts. But you'd have one fucking bovine and agony that really needed to be milled. And you're like, well, we're gonna have people over. So sorry, you're gonna have to suffer. But I also think people people knew for a while that you put

53:50perishables and cold stuff in his last longer. I think that was always kind of a thing people knew. But refrigeration in the sense that like there's ice boxes or something kind of came later. Yeah, I'm sure fucking like, um, who already called Eskimos or that's not what they're calling. I'm sorry, they're called into it. Something now. Uh, they had that shit a long time ago. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. PC, sorry, my apologies. I guess they would. And I'm pretty sure the fucking, what are all the Arctic whites? They had that shit. I'm pretty sure a long time ago. Right. You to soon are the Arctic whites. I'm sure this is a marketing where we're from. No, no, you're caught. You're doomed actually. But like the Europeans probably had it all ago. The best way to get a Tonyo is to offer it to our in Macy's in the event. The best of the season in Macy's. In the best of the best tendencies. So you can combine your Tonyo locks for less and go out with style. Now 30% of the best brands that almost never offer it.

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55:51I'm going to get kettlebell cancer. No, you're going to get kettlebell. Kettlebell. No. Dude, I'm doing my freaking halos and all of a sudden. Bloody to my hair. I cough up a tumor. Oh, it has high. It's crazy. But yeah, he's. Anyway, there's really, I don't know, but yeah, that's really it. It is funny timing though, considering that like that Elven graveyard video came out. Yeah, that video is very, very me spirited, but I get it. But it's very, very, very, very me. That guy needs like, I feel sad for him when I'm watching. I'm like, yo, this guy's like, it's guy stressed out. It's nice. It's not happy. It's not okay. No. And I'm taking the rips during the fucking audio. I'm like, bro, you're too high to be watching this much shit. Coat sit down. Sit down. Anyway, whatever, Durakin sucks. He sucks for a while. He's been compromised for a long time. He's, he's denied it so much up and down. And he's starting to see where the wind blows.

56:53Same thing with fucking, um, that is what it is. Even though I think seeing Gillis might technically not be a ride-oid psycho. He also fried knives with them a lot, you know. So it's like, though I don't think you're one of them. I think you still kept company with those kinds of people sadly. So he doesn't look good for you. Sure. I think Shane Gillis is. You were trying to climb the, the alatter, you were trying to climb the ladder. Yeah. And you still were climb ladder with shitty dudes, you know. Sadly, I can, you can tell, I can tell the chain gills isn't one of those people just based on the comedy that he does. Oh, for sure. Like you can see it in the standup. Like you, you, you see somebody stand up. It tells you a lot about like, you know, you still know what kind of room he was in, you know, that's the thing. Like I don't like not to take away from him. Like I don't think he believes that shit. Like I said, I don't agree. Like Hinge clip. I don't pass. I've ever met it. I don't think Hinge clip really believes all that shit. And he's known as the song where he gets lasso. He goes up there and it's like fucking homophobic and racist. He doesn't believe that. I'm pretty sure. Right. But even what I'm saying is like even in the structure of the joke with a

57:54Hinge clip, it's like still a dick. Like the structure of Shane Gillis joke is inherently less. Like it's not, it's just there's a difference in them. I don't know. I saw that I was standing up. I saw that stand up. Hinge clips. Oh, God. Dude, it sucks. Holy cow. We could do we could do better than that. Holy cow. What's crazy? I've been looking at it like how much crowd work exists and it's like only crowd work now for comedians. Yeah, nobody really wants to hear written material anymore. I was like Mark Marin. Like Mark Marin gives like a lot of written material. But he's just shitting on his crazy. That's he does violent shitting on people. That's what he is. He's just like, dude, I still. Yeah. And like stabby. I think stabby's funny, but I think unfortunately stabby's being forced into a fucking pipeline of being the not. Side-coded, joking guy. Yeah, yeah. Is that him just making fun of jokes about him being fat? Which he wants to do. So I want to make jokes about coming on my own tummy, but like he didn't. I didn't see his new special. I saw a clip of it that I thought was funny, but I think stabby is a funny guy,

58:56but I think stabby's funny. I think stabby's funny the way the way people might think we're funny, you know. Yeah. Why don't you stab us as a room with his boys or he's chilling with you guys and you're like, you're hanging out. He could like get a lot of laughs out of the group of people. Right. But he is a stand-up comedian. You're a proven he can do that. So I'm, I'll watch it as you happen. So I'll see what happens. Yeah. So stabby though. Yeah. Yeah. How's it going? Thing one, two, all right. I should I should premise. We're going to get into questions now. So go to patreon.com sites to start tank. You can get your question right on the show. Early access to ad free, exclusive episodes, all that free ad free. You know, don't add free at you. Add free. You know, free. It's tight. This is technically an ad. Add free. Ad for, well, yeah, it's an ad for us. It's an ad for us. So it's not ad free in the sense that like this part and you'll still hear. It's not free of ads, but it's free of ads. I would say I would say it's what's kosher mean?

59:57What does kosher mean? I don't know. I think it means he will be eaten by rap. But Jewish people I think like that's why rap. Right. But does it, but does it mean that gets killed in a in like the correct way or I think the way it's prepared means is able to be consumed by Jewish people. All right. Well, well, I forgot I was trying to say this is this is a kosher ad. No, you know what? It doesn't work. You make sure I got access to start tag. Go go inspector. Epsilon wrote and he says, how's it going? Thing one thing to a Chris. My question this time is mainly for Chris, but swing can answer to. I lived. I live in the Midwest, but fucking love pizza and only eat the best I can find. Sadly, still have not had proper New York's proper New York pizza. My question is this when you see a pizza place getting great reviews by locals and decide to try it and taste like and it tastes like a fucking lunchable pizza. How do you stop yourself from burning the store down? Love the show. Make y'all. Y'all make the day go by so much faster.

1:00:57That is a bummer, man. Like I've been to a lot of places where like I hear things about them. Because people like always tell me about it because I you the people know I love pizza. And they're like they always want to be the person to recommend me like something that I like. And most of the time it's like I will I'll give people benefit. I'll give people their credit. 30% of the time it's been pretty solid, which is a higher hit rate that I would have expected. But you know, it's it's a bit rough. It's a bit rough. That's hard, right? Because I've given up, you know, I've given up. I gave up a long time. So that's like I still haven't tried I still haven't tried that that teen issue Nizhers hurdles place. It was solid. I'm just very expensive though, but very solid. I'm never in Santa Monica. So there's just no reason. I want to go back and get it again. I'm I I like I don't know when I eat when I eat pizza. My brain is like is this food good?

1:01:58Not as this pizza gun anymore. I'm like this is food good. When I get back home, I'm like, all right, cool. I can get good pizza. I'm back in areas where there is good pizza. We're going to find. But I just don't like I don't know. I can't expect that. I'm like, I'm not going to get good pizza from this random place in Los Angeles. And then some guys I have and I've been like, Oh, that's crazy. I should really sell a pizza. Yeah, there's that place we went to not too long ago. For my engagement. Yeah, my I think I'm engagement. Yeah, that place is solid. It's not like it's not pizza. I would like it's not like, you know, Brooklyn style pizza from the most part, but it's still. It's still good. And that's what I expected as. It's like when I get Caribbean food, I'm like, I'm not going to get a good Caribbean food in California. There's nine of us here. You know, I'm not going to get that. But it's yeah, but I've had some food that's been pretty good. Like my phone goes. I don't like my phone goes very much. But I don't really like my phone goes in phone. Yeah. In a room. I like, I like the stone is more personally for me. I'm just on my poor poor rice man. Like I don't even I'm not even anything fancy.

1:03:00That's all I really want. Pull pork and rice. I don't like that much, but that's that's me. I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a fraud. I'm sorry. I'm a fraud. I don't like being you. I don't like it. It's the same way I did. And I hit all that crazy. Dude, dude, I love. I don't like it. I don't like it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's insane. I don't like it. I also didn't grow up eating pork really. But sure, but like I don't like it. I don't like it. I do not know that it's good though. Like when you have it, it's not no, no, I eat it. I don't like it. I know that someone worked hard to make this. I just don't like it. I guess. I don't know. That's crazy to me. But like as far as like pizza places go, like I don't know, man. Like there's I. It's fine. Like not everything's going to be the best. Like I'm okay with dominoes every now and again, you know, because dominoes isn't like when I'm hungry for dominoes, I'm not hungry for pizza. You know, like I'm hungry for dominoes. I like it. And so like it kind of works out. I think. It just takes a lot of time. That's a lot. What about Taco Bell? Just like if I'm eating Taco Bell, I don't want Mexican food. What I'm like, you can have it. It feels like that is true.

1:04:00That is true. I don't understand. I don't want Mexican food. I just don't. I don't know, man. I guess I'm a snob when it comes to the food. I eat and I'm just like, no, I want the best kinds of food. You know, it is. It's like it's like the pizza pringles. Pizza pringles under no, there is quite frankly no world. Where pizza pringles taste anything even remotely like pizza. Like it's actually kind of bewildering that people thought to call that flavor. Like if you, if pizza pringles were sitting in front of you in a completely like blank, like unmarked pringles can, there's no sign of giant, no flavor denotation. And you had a pizza pringle. You never had one before. You would not be like this tastes like pizza. Pizza. It wouldn't, but every now and then. It's very rare because I don't really like pringles, but sometimes I'm like, kind of want like a little thing of pizza pringles under no circumstance. I think pringles under no circumstance am I am I wanting in that moment for the flavor of pizza though.

1:05:06I'm pretty sure pringles are flavored styrofoam. It's potato. You should know what is it? It's like it's a very specific thing. I learned this recently. It has to be styrofoam. It's got to be an edible version of styrofoam. Pringles made of. So it's, oh my god, what the fuck was it? It is dried potatoes. Yeah. Oh, they are. It is, but it's like it's a malgamation of different fucking things. You can tell it's like completely processed. I'm not a pringles guy, man. I'm not really a pringles guy either, but like sometimes for whatever reason, like I'm nostalgic for that stupid can. Oh, having the canvas classic for sure. I remember there was a bit that's inconvenient to do. It's like you think they wanted to make tennis balls with an accidentally got potatoes. I would just like, I guess we'll just put potatoes in these fucking stupid. Where? All right.

1:06:06Thanks for writing in. I don't know if we really answered your question. It's don't burn down businesses because it's so many restaurants. It's ridiculous. Yeah. I've got food poisoning recently and that was fucking wild. I'm not a complainer when it comes to food more often than not. So I'm usually fine. Have you ever had food poisoning? I don't think so. I don't think like up until this past weekend, I would have said surely I've had food poisoning. Now I realize that I never had it. Because how you failed after you did it. Because of how bad it is. Because of how bad it is. I was like, oh, this is what it really felt like alcohol poisoning. Was it that bad? It really was exactly. We're not exactly. It's a different thing. But it was exactly like that level of like for that long, it was like 12 hours of just like pain. And it's like, dude, this is righteous. I'm not like a real person. It was righteous pain. I'm not like I've definitely felt sick after eating food. But well, no, I had to.

1:07:06I'm had that food poisoning. But I also want to get sick. I'm not like, I'm not debilitated often. That's why I'm usually not like so sick I can't move. I'm just saying this will this would debilitate you. I don't know man. In fact, I promise. Do you remember when you had that migraine dog that ship dog I humbled you humbled. I've never felt that dude. I was I literally opened my eyes. It hurt to see it. I was like, yeah, what the hell? And then I crawled back in my bed. I turned the air on and I slept till like maybe 7 p.m. It was crazy. So right. Yeah, no exactly. That's what it's like. So like imagine a mile basically like food poisoning is like your stomach has a migraine. That sounds horrible. You're in your entire digestive system has a migraine. It's like, oh man, this is I think I'd rather be shot. At a certain point, I was considering maybe just shooting myself.

1:08:07I was considering like this would be like honestly like in this moment, it feels like the best way out. That's. I've definitely felt like so sick. I've been like, you know, maybe maybe I should just die. How do I get out? How do I get out of this problem? I've only felt that in two situations. It was the alcohol poisoning in this time with the food poisoning. It's like I could die right now. I've definitely felt bad like that before. I'm like, I could just I could just go man. Let me go. Let me go. Please let me go. Let me go. Here's a question from I'm pickle king dad. He wrote in with a great question. Oh, I have a really great question. He says, what celebrity would you make a public come tribute to Christopher Lloyd? Thanks for writing in public come tribute. Yeah. My answer is Christopher Lloyd. I think you're very man. Well, these are good answers. Very man. These are both people who would be like they would kind of squint that if they wouldn't really know what it would. They wouldn't know what it was for a while.

1:09:11People would know. I must be wouldn't know either. I feel like people online would know, but like if that if that ever got to if somebody print that out of Polaroid of that and like showed it to and showed it to Christopher Lloyd, he's like so old and so detached. He's probably looking at it like it would probably take a good maybe minute 16 minutes. For him to really to for him to really comprehend what he's looking at. So I was just see man. Is that guy ejaculated on my pitch? No, it's just it's just a picture with the ejaculate on it. Oh no, you got to do the whole process. Well, no, that's well then that's a video. That's a whole production. That's a tribute. I guess I just think about I think about that is the photos more so than you got to do the video. That's the tribute part. Because you just show the aftermath. That's is not as you got you got to you got to check. You got to check off on a pitch. I'll never forget the video of the guy coming on to the phone of Pokemon. That was one of the craziest videos. That is what I was. That's an all time.

1:10:12That was early. That is an all time iconic thing. I couldn't believe that I saw that. What makes it crazy that that was the first time that our society was really cooked after COVID or during it. Yeah, that was a sign where I was like yo something's different. Videos like this were getting shared on Twitter like like something's wrong. Oh my God. The vegan necromancer wrote and he says I or I got consent wrote and he says did you see the incredibly unfortunate collab between surge and Ronnie Raid Raid key. I heard a little bit about this Kingston heard more about it, but I know that I know that beef between him and Fantin. I didn't know that him and surge collab, but of course that's unfortunate. Of course people I like always doing shit that makes me angry, you know, surge red key. I didn't hear anything about this. Watch surge and Corey. Oh, surged wait. No, this is wait, huh? And Corey Taylor.

1:11:12What? That's a career. That's it. That's so funny, dude. I'm sorry. That makes it extra funny. The collaborative falling in reverse are back with the new song in over a year and it's a powerhouse. I don't know about that brother. Falling in reverse is such a terrible band. I really just I can't. I never cared. I never cared. Even that's fair. I didn't really care either. Like I'm just I'm literally speaking out of sheer just like I heard the music. I don't like I don't care about it. I don't care at all about. I'm sure Ronnie right. Racky's done. I was called the running raping. I'm sure Ronnie Racky's done horrible shit or whatever. I don't really give a shit about that because to me I'm just like I don't know. I listen. I'm sure everything that I like is being touched or manipulated by somebody that's evil. So like fine. Don't say that. But don't tell me that truth. I just have to assume that that's true. But but so I guess what I'm saying is like Ronnie Racky could be terrible and still have like a song that I would be like that's a good song.

1:12:16Yeah. The fact is the fact is however he does not. It's not like Bill Cosby who had great objectively great standup specials that are now bad. Right. It's a different thing. But I did not see this that's upsetting. I'm not going to listen to this. Makes me so sad. Makes me so sad. What is this? Wart lover wrote and he says cash hotel just started allowing people that have done beastly to join the FBI. I saw that. I saw that. I didn't see anything. I thought this guy was just joking. Given that this is already happening less than halfway through Trump's second term. What do you think the wireless thing in this administration is going to be? Well the wireless thing is when it the wireless thing is going to be when it prematurely ends. But this is I had no knowledge of this. I saw that and my mouth fell open because I'm like how many people would you guys have

1:13:19chosen to pick up cash beastlyality. Great. I thought cash hotel defense removing beastlyality as automatic just qualify for FBI gavlicants. It's real. That's crazy. It's very real. Oh my god. I'm so tired. Everything is so bad. It's like hilariously bad though. That is so stupid. It's like who wrote this? Oh man, man. Oh man. What a terrible what a terrible hand we've been dealt. So I don't know. I feel like it's just constantly. I don't even know if there is a wild this thing that could really be obviously like the wildest thing to me would be like I guess Trump going on stage taking all of his pants like taking all of his clothes off and then literally exploding like that would be the wildest thing. Like that's the bar for me for like what I would consider wild because like there's no policy change or like for me or like corrupting that to me would be like oh wow I can't

1:14:21believe this person did that. It's like no I would have to he would have to do something that I physically believe would not be possible or likely. For me I just think like it's he's going to have to like I think the thing that would finally I know I know they would but we would steal the case for me is like objective proof of him like assaulting someone like she looks like she assaulting someone and then being like but I don't care. That's one I'd be like oh yeah. We got a fumigate the house now. Now we got to like now we can't do this no more. We can't we can't play ball with these because I don't already think we can't play. All right like me personal opinion me Kingston I think you shouldn't have off right wing people on on a pace is like interview them anymore. I don't think it should be allowed there. Because they're not there to have confidence. They're there to just push their what ridiculous points like they're not there to talk to you.

1:15:22They're to say wild shit and they leave. So I think personally you shouldn't have them on those kind of you shouldn't platform them anymore. But I think once something like once they're like it's okay he had a reason to do it which they've already kind of they kind of done it already with the whole case he already had in New York. Yeah. But now when it's like no he just force himself on someone. You know they're like well it doesn't matter he's still sent by God I'm like oh yeah fire fire bomb fire bomb we can't play ball no more sorry. So fucking crazy I love it. I mean it's on the way sadly it's really on the way. I'm oh that guy has two questions I'll wait till I'll wait till Derek is on the next episode. Now featuring Deborah Wilson as a gelatinous cube wrote and he says hey Chris and T you crew. What are your predictions for how bad the next half a decade is going to be I don't want to get into this man. Yeah it's so sad man we don't know we don't know there's there's potential for good.

1:16:23There's a lot of potential for bad that's all I got to say. It's just that I've such I don't know I don't I don't want to spread negativity I really don't. But I feel really negative about everything that is that is on the horizon. I think it's really bad and I don't like to think that way but I do feel it and it is honest. I'm going to be honest. I think do you see that Paramount is leaving California? Why what purpose I don't know probably because of anti-trust laws or some shit they don't want to pay people correctly they don't probably I mean surely that's the reason but like I think yeah like Paramount to leave California according to LA mayor's office which is insane like Paramount pictures of massive deal. Yes huge like that's a huge industry that's a massive yeah I don't know I know it's

1:17:27response because they're trying to do a merger and California doesn't want to let it happen so I don't know this this actually gets tricky I don't I don't know what you do. Capitalism because do you let them do it but then I mean you I don't know I kind of them on the side of like actually maybe you let them do it because like that's so many people I work I agree with the idea that it's going to make you lose jobs but I think the problem is that this this if you put if you let them move one step they will move further another step and that is the problem that is true you have to draw a line in the sand for that kind of machine you know but if they're going to just if they're going to be corrupt here and then corrupt elsewhere you know what I mean I don't know it is that's a tricky one because it's just such a that's such a big part of the workforce out here yeah we know maybe we'll work Paramount which is really a lot of times yeah tons so I don't know man that's a rough situation I really I really don't want like like like like I'll say again

1:18:31there's the potential for bad there's a lot of potential for bad but there's a potential for good you know I think if the Democratic Socialist group if they really get a better job at like like using like using optics better I think they're a good chance for America to go into a good spot I agree with a lot of things they're saying but I think unfortunately people don't understand the words they use and I think that's the thing like I like I the biggest one is like prison abolitionists I agree with that concept I think you should abolish prisons I want to fortunately people don't know what that means what does it very curious because like I hear that sometimes and I'm like I'm not going to weigh in because I just don't know but that sounds insane so the reference of prison abolitionist is to remove the need for prison okay so change the structures to make it so that private prisons don't need to exist that we don't send people to prison because there's no need for them to commit crimes that often allow people to go to prison that is it it is fixing a problem at its root cause so eventually there is no such thing as prisons but so is

1:19:35the assumption that like people still commit crimes is the so what I'm saying is like is the is the assumption that there are many crimes that most crimes that are committed are crimes of dire circumstance and not psychopath like yeah most there are so few psychopathically violent criminals that we don't need an entire industry propped up to house them yeah like so like those before we get there like the prison should not be it should be we find like a crazy person should separate it for the society obviously we're not gonna have sex when saying is like the word prison abolitionism will read to certain people in a certain way and I don't even think it's necessarily unfair that it reads that way because those are kind of the the literal definitions of what those terms mean if you don't like really take it a magnifying glass to it you have to yeah I think they need to be abolished I think there needs to be an abolishment of the prison system because it's been used as literally as a legalized slavery for people it is literally also just

1:20:38a way for them to fleece you and like threaten you to it is really dumb shit like there are people who have been locked up for such insane shit and then and then they get to and then they get to and then they get to the last change outside while they're outside that they got acquitted they got like attacked well not a tough way to for they got a detained for and they're still serving the time based on what like that's that's there's no need there's like that's my belief in it right I think there's still needs to be some sort of also I'm a big prop of rehabilitation rehabilitation needs to be a thing when you focus on because what happens is that if you rehabilitate people then they can come out help people that have had the same problems them because we would get detained it's going in a rot effect I agree with I agree with that I do think there are some people all the situations that are so gracious I don't think it's the majority of situations yeah that's why I believe a put abolition I think that is absolutely a thing but I think the problem is that you're not going to be able to explain that in a healthy way to the vast majority of people they need to vote for your perspectives if that is true and that's what that means and they need a better term because that's just not a good I think that's not a good term I yes audience it needs

1:21:42to be explained better sure but like if you're what's that what's that saying like if you're explaining you're losing you know yeah if you're explaining your joke to jokes already flop you know yeah you've got to like there's I can't remember there's like some legislation that I feel like recently or maybe like in the last couple of years that was like really communicative or something like I don't know whatever it's irrelevant but yeah yeah that's the party that has the party but this guy's yeah that's the power man they got they got a really we have to really they have to figure out a little bit they have really good athletes was Iran a mad is doing really really he's he clearly is going to win over in fricking in Chicago so like we have there's good energy over there but they just have to keep the gas on the parks and the problem is that the Democratic Party is trying their hearts undercut them and that is the biggest problem yeah because old idiots old liberals are going to vote for Democrats and then all the young people are going to vote for fucking the more progressive side but then the problem is that all of the right maniacs will vote for whoever is the right wing person at the top

1:22:46hmm yeah so it's like splitting difference it's the biggest problem maybe we have to I don't I don't know how it's going to be fixed man I think old people just got to y'all just got lose your rights for a week now take away their rights for a month there was more to your question because you was talking about like between climate change and AI and all that stuff and the US dollar like yeah things are bad yeah that's it yeah but um I think AI I think AI is a problem I think part of the reason why they're revealing is about AI is because the AI bubble is about the pop and they can't afford that shit anymore I think that's definitely part of it I think AI is dangerous I think it can't lead to serious problems I think these rich people have spent way too much money and they're trying their hardest to fucking make us believe AI is the way things have to go and they don't have the money to fund anymore they're gonna step back because they have to because their pockets are being burned open I think climate change is unfortunately that we're gonna do with the problems that we're living through it right now in California it's been like what two months of almost 100 degrees

1:23:46weather it's crazy so well I don't know man let's pray let's let's pray let's ask let's ask the big the big buried guy upstairs for some help man he's got to come through man if he doesn't then hey dog he's got to come through I don't know man we're things are scary things are scary but there's also a chance for good things happen to man there's a bunch of good people out there there's a bunch of young people that are trying to make the world better so let's hope they actually do it yeah I hope so man I'm trying to get rid of Jubilee as a channel burn that channel down it's for move that yeah I just shouldn't be here no more it's it's fucking disgusting disgusting it's crazy it's not it's not fantastic it's not helpful at all anymore unfortunately it's much a yelling people being wild oh here we go shurtman ripping through dimensions wrote in damn oh god again put to get put the space between dimensions on the shirt that guy's terrifying

1:24:50that's a scary it's like it's kind of lovecraftian actually it's a small thing it wasn't so contemporary and it's absurdism it would be it would be quite lovecrafted like if if if society continued from here on out for like another hundred years if people found the story of shurtman in a hundred years it would read as the old ones read to us is it do you think it's that do you think of that absurd because the it's the cerebral because you're you're you're you're taking physical space some of which is not physical by the way shrinking it into a space that you then get to display and then it no longer exists and only exists in this plane that itself exists outside of the plane that it was ripped from now and whatever's in there is like a limbo like the air in a room I put that on my shirt my shirt's blank because what color is air but now everybody in that room is choking because there's no

1:25:54fucking air who it makes it because that's insane because I guess he can only fill up a shirt right that has to be like his like line right I guess he has to maybe he has to maybe cycle things out or something maybe I don't know we never really because we never really ironed out the rules because I would assume this right he can fill up a shirt and things can't overstab each other so you have to still be able to tell what each thing is so when he takes empty space that's his easiest feet he's like I get to take this space and now it doesn't look like anything when it comes to people he can take if he if he takes a picture of something and then takes the picture of the something he puts on his shirt does that then I mean he takes the things themselves I oh man say that one more time let's say like because like let's say there's an army right he gets

1:26:55a high vantage point he takes a picture then he takes the picture and puts it on his shirt does he take the army to no no he's just taking he takes literally so that means he so the more vantage he has the more danger he is then right yeah because then perception of things are smaller so it's like oh look at this looks up at the moon and he's like well look at the moons of them he's like oh interesting he puts on a shirt that's right he has the moon of his shirt and the tides are gone and the ocean swell into the middle of the world he can also take space he's he's very granular about it like he it's like he can feel textures in the air that we can that's damn right so it's like he knows exactly like that's that's 10 feet of space that's six feet of space yeah I'm going to take six feet of space and put it here and then like everything six feet in front of him is closer or like or or maybe he pulls himself towards it somehow like he's great he's swing around he's he's traversing New York at black speed by by moving the space between him and

1:28:02things he's locking on is he effectively shrinking the areas around him he could if he chooses I guess because if he looks up in the sky he's like hmm interesting I like that nebula he just yeah the issue is like what the shirt looks like my my that's probably awesome it's probably an awesome shirt but like is or the thing if anything was alive is it dead now is it alive in a realm of a shirt is it like a flat lander now that's crazy man I don't know man we got to give him more lore guys people out there give us some fan fix about about shirt man make it entirely sectional those super sexual it's hard to even convey that shit like a woman's pray to you say I think I'm pridespecting she's like he's like no you know huh yeah her belly is gone but also the middle of her yeah it's like everything is like everything is texture like everything is like physical ascension of texture and you just like he's just like okay that's that kind of feels like Velcro so that's that's a baby over there I'm gonna take that baby and I'm gonna put on a shirt

1:29:05and now it's come on that's crazy as a baby imagine it lives 150 years in there as a baby and it's conscious the whole time but it's started as a baby you know that's like what's that thing where it was it a story was it a movie or something like somebody like vampire to like a baby yeah in a group of vampire okay yeah in a group of vampires a little girl and it's like that's insane it's a little kid it's insane it's this tantrums entirely and I just started you know obviously whatever killing people and then it's mine starts to age so it's like I'm a 45-year-old woman and I'm clearly attracted to people that are more close to my age now but I have the physical form of a seven-year-old that's you're horrible you're getting into some anime territory now of course shirt man rip and through dimensions were in a says hey boy hey gay boys I was throwing through YouTube videos and started uh started getting recommended gay covers I watched most of them and thought gadyoactive was the best until I got to this is homo weed the shit goes hard as fuck I need

1:30:08more please we'll do more of them I know it's hard to do full songs I would love to know see some more from you all soon they're not just some black guy uh love the show is always yeah well we should dump sure I'm sure we'll do something else we should do a go we should do a whole EP we should my my regret is that we didn't do all of this is homo weed in retrospect the whole song probably could have done it yeah because it cuts from the clown the cuts it cuts when it gets to the clown with the territory face and like I remember people were watching it it was like oh what they it was the clown to gay there's something and I've seen a lot of people like clip that it's like oh man we should have we should have maybe did a little clowns for like a it's funny though like every now and then I go to that video or go to like I'll go to gadyoactive and I'll go to those gay covers and just check the comments just to see like what the most recent thing and it's funny because you can tell always when like someone finds it and shares it with a bunch of people because there's just like is way more comments well you go back and it's it's like maybe like a year ago then it's like eight months ago eight months ago one six month ago

1:31:10and then 16 two weeks ago you know and you're like okay someone someone shared this in like a server like on stream but yeah we'll do more we don't have any ideas right now we don't want to we don't want to force it I guess even though the whole thing is forced I guess but like it's usually the idea is not forced generally everybody come everybody come everybody cream I think I can't remember everybody cream so dumb I'm on a cease I honest god damn it I'm on a C Sam diet I see sandwiches and I eat them not worth playing that game really close brother so it's not worth playing that game brothers don't just don't you're playing with forces question for Chris you're in the middle of recording the podcast when suddenly sweetie pulls his dick out and Derek says hey man put

1:32:10that big meaty motherfucker away who are you more mad at the idea that this would even be a question at all first of all I don't know if I would be mad so much as I would just be confused definitely a little irritated that's right I buy the idea of being like Derek being Derek saying put your meaty penis away somehow enrages you more you're like I hate you the most for this is yeah yeah the crazy and the idea that anything could be said at all in that moment to make me more to make me more anything than I would otherwise be because again I wouldn't say mad really I just be like what is this what are we doing I'm like dude put your dick I would just be like what do you like I would I would be mad I'd be like what are you doing I don't I don't I never I never got the fret the fret humor of like flashing your balls at someone you know like it's just like so not

1:33:11me I just I don't get it not a prude or anything but it's just like it's I just genuinely don't think it's I don't think it's funny because I genuinely don't think it's embarrassing like it's like almost like it's it's almost like prude it's almost like you end up in the same place even though you're in the opposite side like I don't care like I've been in I've been in showers I've been in like at spas I've seen all sorts of shit and it doesn't affect me it doesn't bother me but like when somebody pulls like would bothers me I guess what would bother me in the situation is that because you would do it and you would think it's funny not that you would do it I'm saying like in this scenario someone that you pulling it out on the podcast the the entire point would be isn't this funny look at how outrageous and I'd be like well this isn't really anything I think I'd be upset because I was like this is this indecent exposed like why are you showing me your day like what like what did you think was gonna happen you're gonna show me the can I was gonna be like I'm glad I did I'm I did after all this I just did I did it right now all of this like all of this is straplady

1:34:17all of this pre-eval these take it really quick though it's like it's it's insane actually there is something funny about someone taking their dick out but it's but that's in the idea of someone being crazy enough to do it not the reality of it happening you know right like if someone shit themselves it'd be funny because I was like what are you doing and just sitting there just shaking their pants crazy I'm like now you made a mess everybody to have to deal with another shit all over the place but do that's funny wait did I show you that Darius out here he's not gonna remember to edit this in what is it whatever dickless shit is this hold on I really desperately want like the video of the guy throwing up all over all of himself that video is iconic oh did you see it no no no so so let me show you this I really desi so you were all you were weirdly close Darius not gonna edit this in

1:35:21but I really want to show this to you so this is something I saw what is this it's just this dude oh no I saw that guy lumbering around I don't know what happens oh my god the the fact that he's he's stumbling he's stumbling and vomiting what I love about this video this video was amazing what I love about this video is that like first of all it's in America obviously this American there's American flags blowing in in the in the breeze it's nighttime and he's running by a gas station where the gas prices fairly high and so like all of it just feels like a political cartoon it's like it's a mega it's a mega funny image holy shit it's just I can't stop laughing at it but anyway what the fuck are we doing what that is crazy him falling to his knees throwing up it's I wonder what happened

1:36:25it's impossible to say did he did he watch um what is something crazy oh god okay I got something to say right all right I got to admit this okay I actually don't hate big bang theory I've recently watched quite a bit of it and there in it's an endearing show so I've enjoyed quite a bit of it it's an easy watch I have to live my truth man I respect that I got to live my truth I respect that the the version of myself that two years ago me saying it's would call myself every slur in the book yeah maybe now you don't have to hide under the bleachers and watch it or like yeah next time you guys come into the house and it's on I won't be like no

1:37:25I was just making fun of it nah you want shifted to gay porn to be like oh sorry shifting to gay porn is that is crazy instead of just watching a big bang theory and it's not like anything regular it's like some vio shit you're like oh man sorry I was just watching a man hipstick his head up another man's asshole yeah I really don't hate that show as much I just I just don't like it particularly I think the only thing I don't like about that show truly is the uh what you're all the left right that is really a problem I would that show genuinely but I forget it's there yeah I mean the the the audience is part of it though like you have to watch those those shows like their plays yes you know like it's the audiences there and it's for their part of it their character someone laughs and I wonder how many times I've had to stop that that's how people laugh in the big bang theory audience how many people have had this like how many times during like live audience shows have they had like stopped the show because someone dies oh that's

1:38:28your question I'm sure many many okay I'm sure thousands no I don't know I would imagine the high number I would imagine at least five right there's someone dies during sign fell well I don't know that I don't know about every show but like I mean like in the grand in the grand tradition of theater I'm sure like someone like someone someone have you seen the fucking yeah although they didn't stop that Travis Scott concert so that's true maybe they just keep going have you seen the have this is a fucking poll but you know the that fucking flashlight toy that has like the handle that spins and it's like come here there's like this fucking like sex toy that is like this thing that like you put your dick inside of it and it like spins and lube comes out and like spins on your penis those things are not good man I'm like the idea someone like during timeboat someone stands up pulls it off the dick comes over place it just dies I use the flashlight once out of sheer curiosity and it was just like man this is like man I gotta try to two more times for I give a solid opinion about

1:39:31I did yeah right I got a few more times for he was a bad run no I actually like it is just one of those things where it's just like this is the issue the issue really is just like it's not so much that it's bad it's just that this is so inconvenient that it like I might as well just not use any of it I love the idea of someone walking around their house use the flashlight while they're doing shit in their house like he's like he's like he's like putting noodles on the stove it goes in the fridge opens it up still just tugging at himself gets the gets the sass on and the freaking chives and stuff he like takes a break he cuts the chives he like skits a little bit of his like random furniture he has throws it in there he's like all right he finishes it off puts it by the fucking sink ready to clean so crazy there's something about that level of mundanity that's like sort of hilarious right we're using a flesh like in the middle of your house with your blinds open

1:40:33is like not a bother to you anymore like that's like people in the area know like oh yeah it's it's 9 a.m. it's even crazier as those like those things that are like the uh the torsos the full the full ass I actually want one of those you know one of those I do I do I just can't I'm never if I get in which I remember I went to like a sex shop and I saw one and they're so awkwardly small oh you got to get the bbw ones that's what I'm definitely in the big girl no but even the biggest one is too small you know like it's like if you're saying they're too small they must be really small they see like I saw them in part like there was one in like a like there it was why I could tell just because the box right oh yeah it's usually like a it's got a it's got a it's got a picture of what it is on the box and you can't really get a sense but you can get a sense of the scale and just like that's scary then because the idea of somebody using this and like fantasizing is like what are you thinking about because this is a small body dangerous dangerous waters to be treading man yeah I don't know dangerous waters but

1:41:39dangerous to be found with that that's the most dangerous part my hand is fine it's this is too bougie I'm gonna flush face one earlier I don't know how I'm gonna handle it but I'm gonna get it I'll get you one it just know that if I if it gets found I'm gonna have to see if it's your house like a night or two but that's fine I'm gonna I'll disguise it you know what it is I'll get you a fucking I'll get you like a popcorn bucket or something like some kind of you know she's gonna open all right fine I know her what is something I will repel her what is something I will lily say it's a bunch of books about civil rights she definitely will touch it yeah oh there you go yeah ill all right let's see let's see you what the fuck is this taken hobgoblin Tyler Robinson wrote and he says you should put you should put swing and white face for an episode we should all

1:42:39do that we should all like I'll do black face can you still do white face dark blue white face dark blue the Asian face he'll do he'll do the the breakfast at Tiffany's whatever the fuck you guys a series about that I can contact people that will do our makeup for that like I know people that I would I'm not even exaggerating when I say this I will I'm not gonna do that because you you guys are putting way less on the line than I am what what is wrong what do you mean you're just doing white chicks I'm doing Jim Crow you don't think that'll be funny you don't think the concept so here's the thing you have black relatives Chris you're fine no but listen listen what I'm saying it's not even like I really am of the mind where it's just like I think objectively there is a way to do that kind of thing and not have it be offensive I think about Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder you know as a as a like the prime example right you have to be the part of the joke it's part of the joke the issue is like I don't even necessarily I don't think

1:43:41I don't think black shoe polish on someone's face is inherently evil like like if you put if you put black shoe polish on a child's face that child isn't evil because they're doing black face they didn't choose that to happen you know what I mean but there's some truth about how every time like even I love how when it happens and then you put it in front like you show a kid their face there's always like an intrinsic I don't think I should be doing this well you don't understand it's like right let's carry this yourself that way first off it's probably haunting well not even the scary part it's always like the you think I went a little overboard but so what I mean to say is that like I don't think there's anything objectively evil about a lot of these things it's about like how they were used and what they mean and how people do it I if I did black face I think most people would understand I'm not crazy however I do like the fact

1:44:43that I haven't because I see uh what is it Jimmy Jeremy Johns and like this is ridiculous though his is ridiculous but like also like there's there's what's the Canadian guy uh uh to know and like what's the other like night guy because to know this why it's like it's like it's like a black raggedy in right it's right it's blackity it blackity it's blackity it's fucking blackity in I think I don't know man I think I think there's something comedic about it but I think obviously there has to be a joke attached to it that's funny enough for you to get way through it right I don't think we're gonna do anything on the podcast that makes that a joke enough for it to be fine like in this time that's gotta be like a whole set up thing where you're the joke is you using it like if your person is seriously about doing that that's the joke and I think that's why tropic thunder succeeds and nothing else will ever succeed because I think

1:45:44he did such a good job doing that that it's like it's over now no one's ever gonna do that better which is funny but I think yeah I just I like the fact that I can peruse the internet and know that like yeah I don't that just doesn't exist like that doesn't exist of me and it can't be taken out of context it like I don't even it does I don't even have to worry about it there's definitely there's definitely some edits of you up there with black face oh I'm sure there's edits like I mean there's edits of me there's edits of me there's edits of being juface as well what is that it's like the it's the the nose and the fucking yamika and the curls like I've seen all sorts of edits how much of that is you already though that's like that's okay you don't you don't understand his nose man it's a squid word nose so I'm not gonna do that I would do drag oh drag is no nobody I think I would do drag no problem

1:46:45I would still have reservations about that because I just know people would like take pictures of it and be weird about it but like if if that was like if there was like a bit that would like that could be strengthened by that like if we like if we did if we did a bit we're like one episode we were just like a oh man like I'm trying to think of I'm trying to brainstorm with a bit would be like if we were trying to do like a like a like a female advice column or something like that or like a woman's advice column and we did drag and just pretend to be women I think I think I don't even get the pretend to be I think you because like I think drag and its most truest form is this expression it doesn't have to be exactly a tight it is it is intrinsically a tight but doesn't have to joke doesn't have to be about women is this episode we're just in drag we're like I just like I think but but I think the artist like I think of like Robert not Robert tiny junior I think of Robert time she because of all the blackface the like Robin Williams doing the thing with Mrs. Doubtfire right and being like a convincing old woman that is so much

1:47:52more interesting like I would be more interested in seeing somebody try to convincingly make me a woman like to the point where it's convincing then do like the kind of clown stuff I don't know if it's derogatory to say but I mean like I mean I'm not saying clown and I'm not saying clown in the internet context of like oh you're such a clown I mean like the exact the more exaggerated yes the exaggerated like that's you wouldn't mistake that for a creature even like that's like that's like a I think you're not saying the right words but yeah I know what you mean haha I know what you mean I know what you mean I know what you mean because it's stylized that's it so it's not it's it's meant to it's not realistic there you go yes right it's like it's like hyper it's more glamified is that kind of thing right I would I would be more interested but like if somebody could come it's like a mega bars come on the show and like convincingly make me like look like a woman I that would be that would be more fascinating or like one way to do like actual

1:48:56prosthetics we have like like that's so much money one that's too much work I would I would stop though that'd be it's awesome but like for me I think it's more about like the the the like how much can you do with just 2d 2 dimensions well you know texture I don't I think blackface would be really funny but I think for it to be a good joke it have to have more effort than you're willing to put into it I would not I would crack immediately like I can't take him into the character you can do it because the issue is like the only black people that I know are normal are just normal fucking people and my interpret my impression of them would just be more or less what I'm how I'm talking now so I would have to default to shit that's offensive to sell the crack and then it would it would and then I could I don't think I could do it I'm not an actor like that I can't like cry on cue or like or like can like can like be calm a different person in that way I I think you're not shitty enough or you're just too pussy and I think that's

1:49:58funny because I can do it I would yeah okay I would do it I would just because I think it's if it's a joke it's a joke you know so I would try to make it a joke the problem is that I would start doing it and then my woke brain would kick and I'm like you're going too far man you know it is for me I don't I just don't think it's a voice that I've done enough to feel comfortable doing it well get used to it bro it started it started stuff practicing man cause every place call every place from now on every time you call somewhere at the end of my you think I was a black because dude the the guy the guy delivering orders at like a a Chinese restaurant I got that character down I got that character down like I don't want to I don't want to have it down but I do have you practice it outside of talking to that person what have you have you have you have you heard that person and I'm in like I wonder if I can do this dude I remember I've done that one of my earliest memories I should say earliest but like one

1:51:00of my childhood memories because I mean it is literally timeline early like one of my earliest you can grab based on that based on the fact that I am 32 but I've had memories before this but like I specifically it was on Michula oh my god and I was I was walking off a gun hill and on the Michula down by like there was a lot of like people on the street kind of selling stuff it was like bootleg DVDs and like chachkeys and like sense of right and justice friends and like this knock off shit some things were legitimate though which is wild and it's funny how you can even you can tell even as a kid like what like that's a real dragonball figure like because you look at the back and you're like looking for all the like the icons that you're used to you don't know what any it means but you look at this like that's really that's what it that's where it is on the other things but there was this guy and I think my aunt who passed away earlier this year she took me to this this guy we were just kind of browsing and this guy was like he was kind of haggling he was trying

1:52:02I don't remember what he said he had a thick accent but he was like saying and I was like captivated about I was like this is so fascinating because it was so thick like I've heard accents before but it's so thick and I was just genuinely so curious about it and I think my aunt my aunt my aunt goes how much is this and the guy goes $7 and I go oh $7 if there is but I didn't mean it in like a negative way I was just like I have a bad habit even still to this day although I've gotten a lot better at it like if I hear something that like tickles something in my brain I'll like immediately like parrot it just to see if I can I think just to do you know I know that's a New Yorker thing is that the same problem isn't New Yorker autism but but it's you know it's like that it's it's the you know what actually it's that video of the guy on the stoop in New York City and the girl walks by oh is that he's like yeah and it's and it's filled with olives or something like that and he's like he goes like he's like yeah exactly he's like

1:53:06that they were roommates and he goes and they were roommates and it's and it's he says it exactly in the same I'm always curious to hear like if I if I hear something say something in a way that I think is like interesting or funny I'm always curious to see if I can if I can do it in the same exact way so sometimes I'll do it sometimes it's not appropriate I'm a mock in those times too though I understand I mock people unfortunately it's very rude and it's not respectful but I do mock people because in my family whatever someone says on stoop is like oh sure we make fun of them for things and stoop it very much on my family for me it's funny dude I did that during sex once a long long time ago what yeah dude she made a noise that was funny and then I laughed and then made it again that's crazy that's crazy I'm just I'm just like what are you what is that I've definitely laughed myself out of sex months multiple times in my life I've definitely yeah that was the only time you've never done I I've never laughed myself something has happened where I've laughed about a sex before I've definitely like something's going on and something silly happens and I'm like

1:54:09I can't do this anymore I'm fucking I'm laughing well yeah I don't know sex is vaguely traumatizing for me now but like there was a time where like that was like go time that was like that was like no this is serious this is major leagues I'm not here to like fuck around dude I don't want to like I don't want to make conversation I don't want to talk about the weather I don't want to make a make a joke I don't want to watch like like fucking I don't know Martin you know I I'm just a serious it's become more of a joke I take a seriously because I think I quite frankly I think I'm good at it and know that a lot of people think that you're trying to keep you're trying to keep your stats good so that it was when you died it says your stats is like overall like 98 percent pretty good I'm like vaguely competitive about it you'll go start now with other people just for me go ahead and do this there's a league I understand that there's a league but yeah it's just like I don't know man I'm I I understand and keep in mind like there's a lot

1:55:13of most things I'm aware there are things that I think I'm probably good at that I feel like I'm bad at understand from this confidence is not misplaced I know Kingston knows me enough that I've unfortunately there's there's there's there's a lot you all right you have a particular ability of a doing this thing where you drive people mad it's it's it's this has happened you and our friend Elliott you're the two people that do that you just girls just become horrible after you and it's like I don't know man hey you just it'd be like become horrible after me that's kind of crazy I'm sure but I'm doing fine that's crazy that's what I meant that's crazy no one of them is my best friend but but hey man I don't know man I think I'm fine there's no need there's no need there's it's it's whatever there's really no need to there's no need to

1:56:14be granted it's just like when I don't know man you find something good you're like yes this is it for me what if you were really good at what have you found out you'd you'd amazing at killing yourself like you could sneak up on yourself and get yourself what if you found out that you were really good at animals like you gave the best animals or you you received the best animals I guess both like that's your like this is your field your skillset is clearly that like you're really good at you have no passion for it but it's your skillset you're a natural like you've done no studying no preparation no research but you just you understand we have one friend that's that whether or they're no jalen jalen is like the most god given that I've ever seen in my life like genuinely yes like I've never really seen him I mean we've the only the only athletic memories I have of him is like we were playing in our friend jose yard I don't know what we're doing I think we were shooting nerf guns or something at each other we were running around and you just busted his knee up so bad oh yeah that's that's why he came in there's a picture that I have of our friend carrying him in and he

1:57:15like he's dead and it's like it looks like a 9-11 first responders image what about what about the last response that's trophy so it's stupid but he's a guy human athlete he's like genuinely like that's what he's meant to do and he just doesn't do it I'm like bro come on man you know how many people you know how many white men to hate that you exist right now because of what you are that's crazy you know maybe they're mad that you exist it's like that's the power I could have that's my rightful abilities that is power you can have I don't know anyway oh what is what is this we're one hour 50 uh we can read the names now probably there's a lot a lot these questions are Derek coded you sound like very Derek focused lately interesting interesting sounds a little weird to me a little queer if I if I don't say so myself a little hmm is Xbox doing something today I don't think so is there is there news I don't know I'm seeing like a bunch of gay people I know they

1:58:18did the I know they did the Kojima thing because bloodstain got revealed um yeah gotcha breakdown this must have been yesterday or something like that but I'm seeing some stuff oh I don't know I don't know I didn't yeah I don't know I think this is maybe just a little yes it says it's oh it's just 10 hours ago that was yesterday then nevermind yeah would you probably saw yesterday because I'm seeing oh was that like a Xbox T sg uh what's uh broadcast oh Tokyo game show okay that makes sense why are they doing it Tokyo thing didn't Tokyo game show happen like a month ago no I guess I guess it's happening now I mean Tokyo game show that does make sense because it is yet September it always happens in the like at the beginning of fall Tokyo game show Bill scars guard is cast in Kojima's thing I love both stars that's actually crazy um that's really cool don't know what it means but let's crazy Hideo Kojima like let it go Kojima I I just don't I just don't get it

1:59:25is like dude like I honestly he's hard to work with I get that he's famously hard to work with but that's his thing you know that that's like the point of having him there he's like a he's an art what is he does it art or whatever he's not or he's he brings he brings value to your you know you know what a loss leader is yeah it's kind of like like Kojima's a loss leader he's like this thing it's like where it's just like everybody loves this thing um it doesn't make a lot of money it doesn't make as much money as like other things do but people like that we have this and the fact that they like that we have this means they come in for this and then they might buy other things yeah I get it so that's that's what Kojima is um no disrespect I think it's I think he's really interesting guy but he makes niche shit for high budgets which like a lot of people couldn't not a lot of people could pull that sway so props to him uh seems like their Xbox is doing all right by him I guess they hired that lady they've just been kind of making good

2:00:30this is really aggressive anyway we're gonna read the names now of our patrons of our $25 patrons remember you can go over there patreon a contest star tank at your name right at the end of the show get your questions read it in the show um really access add free early episodes exclusive episodes I might have said that already uh count me down three two one Alabama meme boy uh hefen puff the asthma the asthma dragon if I spin that that dreidelup is you going to levive let's do it back on twitter and man do I hate blacks that's crazy that is a unfortunately I feel like black people of the Twitter I guess Twitter is obviously to push propaganda it caters it caters I think you're of the problem because I don't see me hate for black shit on Twitter I just see big asses I feel like I don't see it really all that often I see big asses and like left wing shit and I'm like every now

2:01:30and then I'll see every every now and then I'll see a video of like some dude pulling a machete out and hitting some guy and it's like it's unfortunate because it's yeah and then you and you know that like well this is that's not gonna be great it's not good if I just mean it bothers me that people don't think about that more as themselves you know what I mean like I don't know I think about optics a lot I don't even think it's necessary like because I don't even think that way about people who like rob a like uh I don't know they they're like hey yo uh they they like make vaguely threatening gestures and like take money out of a register but the people like fucking unloading in the shit you know like I think about that all the time like if I raise my voice right now I know what is it gonna look like I can't do that right now yeah fucking sucks it is ass

2:02:30so I can't display any firearms yeah you can't wear coats you can't wear long coats I can't I can't wear a long coat I have I have a p-coat it's crazy in New York I have a p-coat like I had still crazy yes you're just because as soon as you raise your voice everyone is scattering like how you have worn a p-coat no I want one dude let me tell you something that shit is crazy how warm and comfortable it is it's unbelievable it blew my fucking mind I was out in like minus 10 and it felt like I was like I was like I could take my fucking I mean I'll still be under this p-coat but I could take my sweater off that's correct I get someone wearing a sweater over a p-coat this must be a vibe over a fan that's gotta happen that's gotta be something that happens nowadays bad bring that back if it ever is that every year was that year once I bet briefly orson well did it he was like I know cakes it's gonna date is really cool in the future I got him

2:03:31Kirk didn't listen to the Wu-Tang clan cash pretels favorite hobby is raping dogs dick burry me undercreme every inch in my ass I cast Phil Yo-Fuckin House with mosquitoes Phil Jesus that is actually that is I think you are aware of how many mosquitoes that is dude that is like that's all the ingredients that's probably every mosquito imagine walking through your house and not being able to open a door because there's so many mosquitoes out there you can't open up don't you you can't you can't the door won't move jam packed bed I think that's more mosquitoes than our stars in a sky somebody who's in somebody who's into science and shit calculate what about like I don't know what you figure like a maybe 1200 square foot apartment I'm gonna start small I'm gonna start small how many mosquitoes would it take to fill a gallon of milk okay okay sure like and and really jam packed yeah really jam

2:04:35pack I understand some wings and some legs are gonna be folded but like we got a we got to figure it out somebody calculate that yeah gallon of milk how many mosquitoes and we're gonna have jetty patinos I wonder if AI can while we're while we're spending all of our water on this shit like I wonder if it can help us reach the bottom of this unyielding mystery lesbian locust so it's estimated to be just by jam packed I don't think jam packs gonna matter Chris I think it will but it's estimated to be about 700,000 mosquitoes that feels too little Chris for one gallon container Chris I don't think you understand how how small that is one gallon about this size I haven't seen a gallon oh how much is this right now this is that's a gallon this is a quart so four of these oh still the mosquitoes is 700,000 that sounds a bit more right now I guess now imagine

2:05:41imagine they fill a my house my small house that's I think that's billions it is probably billions that's billions of mosquitoes safe to say it's probably now it's a fill it to the point where you cannot move around now we're talking it's like a whole lot that's what was I'm like I'm like dumb it guys dumb it and in burn it so there's no more of lesbian locust hunter-biden's slop coin gene gray watching Frank's family get murdered rip Marcus heavy are the hips that wear the strap mage in bobby hill stuffing a lady bird with charcoal crazy um ed Sheeran be like I'm in love I'm in love with the state of jiu that's great I mean that's there's a joke right in there it does joke does right itself yeah yeah it really matters who delivers it that's one of those things where it's just like

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2:09:53jealous of that you thought of that although you didn't think of that you stole that from somewhere but still give him that I might be his man if that is yours truly God bless you that's good that's great that might be his don't take that away I can't believe I've never even thought of that that's because it's so obvious when it's written out uh ducho low in the Vanderbue gang meet mojjan maca mat wall should play as prog motto one handed uh fists so deep turn that bitch into a muppet pescatarian in human surface resident the stunx resident vtuber gore the kingston butcher round died asian making kfp korean fried piss uh the birth control this is birth control to uncle tom uh charlie's order was six thousand calories I counted uh charles's order was six thousand I don't know whatever I don't know what that means uh queen of fat hazards patreon's character limits sucks when your spine don't work like they used to before yeah the the the the the the the the the the

2:10:54Chris uh the game is war gods Zeus of child you're right you are right that is the name lover boy girl I miss sweet bot rape the child while dressed as kingston well that's a bad thing what is wrong with you what the fuck that's crazy dude that is it's quite a bad thing to do that's not even funny what the fuck dude Jesus well the picture's Derek the picture is Derek so it looks like Derek wrote this what the fuck Derek that's fucking the heinous and disgusting dude fall asleep underwater yeah I'm glad you got kidnapped actually did you guys just you did you see the video of the guy like there's two white guys are like fighting on the fucking on the boardwalk and one guy walks up to the dude and they're clearly drunk one guy knocks the guy out and then just kicks him into the water I did see this and I was like what on earth did I that's just it's just murder yeah that is actually insane I was like you know the one you see like the 30 minute

2:11:57video the guy arguing with like uh like beach uh private police because like he um he ripped the head off of a seagull and he's like not allowed to do that obviously what was him trying to stand I was just it's just a seagull yeah dude and you murdered it he said it was like I was it was attacking my kid or something probably just had like crumbs I was trying to eat it but he really really ripped the head off of the seagull which is insane you didn't have to rip his head off he could shoot it away it's so crazy the video's wild I watched that whole thing it was a wild adventure which got into his head later on too I understand like I understand parents protecting their kids right I understand right I get it you know defend your child obviously that's crazy yeah that's crazy there's something wrong with that person yeah only one thing if you killed it even yeah hit it and kill it if that's one thing and you but if we're doing something's head off is like in pent yeah it's a bit it's just it's two peels butterflies wings off for me yeah man that's

2:13:04even people that did that are crazy I was always too afraid of it's just even considered doing that so like it it's wild I mean I watched too much Disney shit growing up so I saw them have having like all these have feelings I can't do this oh yeah this this thing's alive I can't hurt it I can hurt it instantly I'm not gonna torture I don't even I don't even want to hurt flies really I'm just like I'd rather you just leave oh dude I hate I hate a fly man roaches are the one that brings bad things out of me or just bring bad shit out of me but flies and roaches to me are the two big things I hate flies the problem is that they move around too much and they end up in my living room my college freaking out I'm wed by bedding room and I'm bedding room wow I said four things man it'd be my bed room your wedding room my wedding room that's crazy the end of my bedroom and I'm like oh man now she's gonna make me kill you but just get hidden hide somewhere I will like I want to like hide them like don't do it I wish I could communicate with them I was

2:14:09like to train them like click at them like and I'd be like hey live over here I got you a food everyday don't worry about it just keep this square footage is yours all right you can travel around don't web up everywhere okay this is this is your square footage I wish spiders got big enough I wish spiders got big based on how much they ate no you don't no you don't okay you don't want us you don't want to shagwroth or whatever that do this from freaking load of the rings that freaking spider that ate the moon you don't want that what's the guy from fucking Harry Potter Eriegog I had a fucking I had an Eriegog action figure before I realized that it was Harry Potter I just had a big spider I just saw I had a I just saw a giant spider I thought that's so cool my aunt used to get scared but it is fucking huge but it's so big that like you have to know it's not real I mean to go to Australia she been to Australia that's true that's true she's probably like oh these are real there I've seen them I had to fight them off yeah that's fair they grabbed my dog

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2:16:13I mean the ideally from but you know what for is uh are you as the insinuation that you're making a condom for use from when you fuck a gerbil or maybe the or that you're building a condom for gerbils so they can fuck other gerbils like I do put my condom is crazy I feel like I can envision that happening too like I feel like I see it I've seen them like move their little hands enough they're like I can see if I can rest like I can I can easily visualize it's not difficult to visualize vaudeville fleshlight yeah fuck face unstoppable wage slave weight weight stage capitalism cardboard pie come nut butters oh Jesus extra ammo idea dark tank dd dnd featuring dm micah dawn dawn walker making me love video games again is crisp brown secretly a lesbian lr int ss j4 vajida at plus ss j4 goku hey booty wonderland earth wind and dick I find bromance when I start to dance

2:17:16hey dance dance booty wonderland so Jordan Peterson's dead right mr. jimmy jam flat push frank or flat push franklin davirubin said scratch my back and now I have aids you are morally obligated rape Josh what's worse than being black nothing I feel like a fair number of things I feel like there's feel like there's an array I feel like on the on the race scale it's probably the worst one to be but there are worse things really really is worse in the modern context yeah palestinian yeah maybe indian even arguably now but they still hate us though they still think we suck you know I didn't say they were good dude right like you know like like it's like at the end of the day everyone's like your black also you know that's always when it comes down to no matter how bad I have it at least I'm not black that's I've heard that before actually I swear

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2:20:27yeah so Kingston just sent me a a shrek you can find this on amazon shrek push and boots costume for adults officially licensed it's it's $69 there's a picture of a black eyewear in the suit and it is it is a little funny this is a it's deeply unnerving wearing that means you're off dude you can't you can't imagine being that that that actor John Strickland name shadow band let's go the first try to keep David presents 10 inches goops Mackenzie good luck suing me my lawyers a fucking Jew oh that's crazy pre-rads sloshy scout trying to catch up on snark tanks swing the type of guy to dip his chips in ketchup that's disgusting timberly Belvin and Kenjamin riding bikles I don't know if I get that I don't get it either oh my god Napster of puppets Das Guppy they busted on

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2:22:30Is Chris Ray is it Chris Ray Milato or Chris Raymond Dotto oh my god Derek's wrong and in sufferable easy mode idea uh ha ha marathon is dying ha ha maybe it's fine I stop playing it while you the really the brainworm begging I mean it was a great fucking game but I also just don't have this I don't have the stress like I can handle exactly as much time as I put the marathon yeah man it was a lot and I was like it'd be gone with driving like literally I would just lose my mind it's not even so much losing stuff it's just like for me it's it's been the same issue that battle royals had for me for a while which is like I don't like making a mistake and then being kicked to the lobby like that's not a good feeling because I don't I feel like I'm not really getting a chance to learn as quickly um and so that's kind of like you gotta be in a really specific headspace to play a game like that the brainworm begging for release uh from its prison I cast double the amount of piss in your bladder sorry I miss Jackson ethereum has the past because he took a loss his hard ass for junior hunter officially has a

2:23:34daughter frying big it with my shirt off bunch of him in betten uh all hands on dick nae frim and rounding out our list as always the king of haphazard wow we what are we at 217 not bad not bad for just the two of us we'll see you next time take care don't worry about it squares bye bye this