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Andrew is excited to reconnect with his and Luke's former colleague on the radio tomorrow. Luke is enjoying his new iPod more than he thought he might. And they're both trying to use MapQuest after Google Maps (once again) fails to have any integrity under the Trump regime.
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So you say how do they, some people they don't like the sound of this music? Really? People get fully mad. Oh, I think no one appreciates this. These are the original recordings. Oh, you can't get that warm sound anymore. You know the bass, the treble, the mids? Oh, that's right. Yeah. Here. Oh, that, okay. Yeah. That's the, that's mids, right? Yeah, yeah. Wow. That's really got that thing on it. What's up on it? It's in it. Oh, yeah. I like it a lot. Yeah. Some people, they're just so ignorant to music. It's kind of sad, I would say. Totally. T-B-T-L. Well, there probably won't be anyone here. And if there is, there's probably think I'm some kind of jerk for morning just two potatoes.
It's your lucky day. You just found a USB flash drive in the parking lot. Let the fun begin. Brother, who are you? What are you doing? I'm with the news, dude. See, this is exactly the problem with mainstream media. We've half what you see and it's a little bit of what you hear and... ...munk-see-munk-do. We can peel over you. Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop. I could really use a win here! All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of T-B-T-L. The show that just might be too beautiful to live. Spock sabotage the system. My name's Luke Perbank. I'm your host. Oh, hey, I'll fit my name. Comedy from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia where we are looking at a... ...dormy Thursday. Oh my God! Not just like it's raining a little bit, I'm talking that sideways rain, that all of the outdoor furniture on the deck has now been moved around and blown off of the deck.
And it's a whole scene out here. I have a one simple goal here on episode of 4,800 and seven. That's a fun begin. It's a collector series, which is to not spill my coffee again. Something that tastes like a set in hot water. I'm hooked. Something I did not once but twice yesterday during the show. So I don't know how it's gonna sound with how these sort of audio content will be, but I can tell you that I'm pretty darn determined to not spill my coffee. And also to tell you about the number one downloaded app on the App Store and it is, you guessed it, MapQuest. Isn't that for TechnoGeeks with spreadsheet? I downloaded MapQuest yesterday and used it on my drive. And I'm here to report that it worked pretty well and it felt like I was finally in a small, small way.
Showing them, really showing them. Who are them? We'll talk about it. MapQuest. I'm into it. I hate to say it. It was kind of cool. Also, it's a Thursday, aka Blurr's Day. I know that today. Blurr's Day message as well. And we'll talk to this guy, longest running co-bro of the show, maybe best known for his depictions of the tall ships. Most of the we call him Andrew Walsh around here, although occasionally his new name... TARGUS, TARGUS! He's joining me right now. Good morning, my friends. Good morning, Luke. I don't know if you saw me scrambling there during your intro. Probably not. You were focused on the test. I kind of out of the corner of my eye. I figured you were just corralling the last few Blurr's Day. No, those have been corralled, unless more come in during the taping. No, I prepared pupils' worst nightmare just happened to me. I am going to be on that... It's not actually a worst nightmare. I'm sorry. Hearing your reaction of that made me realize I need to... Words are important and I should be careful with my words. It's not that big of a deal, but I'm going to be on that KOW show tomorrow,
the live one on the radio with... We can... I'm proud of you. I'm glad he exactly is called We Honest. Let's be honest. You'll be on the varsity team tomorrow. On the varsity team tomorrow. Oh, as a varsity team tomorrow. Not compared to TVTouble compared to... I go over... I can't even... We're not even the freshman team tomorrow. No, no, no, no. We're on the playground eating worms. Waiting for our mom to come pick us up. Yeah, so sometimes I'm on a news roundup podcast that they do, or that they do on one of their podcasts called Seattle. Now, then there's the live radio one, which makes me even more nervous because it's well live radio. Sorry, I wasn't trying to add to your anxiety. No, no, no, no, no. I'm excited for you when you're on that version A, because of course I love our friend Bill Radke. I think that show is really entertaining. I believe it's probably the highest rated of the week for that show. As is the case, I think in a lot of... Here in Portland or in the Portland area, I think they're a weekly roundup on Think Out Loud, as more of their more popular segments. So I just, I feel like you're, you know,
you're up there, you're playing in, you know, you're playing under the bright lights of Yankee Stadium. And I have a busy day today. You and I have some extra recordings to do. I have to get out of here because there's a baseball game I'm going to this evening. It's just kind of like, and I have some errands to run in between. I'm getting fitted for a night guard, okay? We all have things going on. Right, that's what I'm doing at the baseball game. It's free night guard night. It's a... Well, you know, they should have done that when... It was going to be, it was going to be A.U. Henniosaur's night guard night last year, but they never got to it, so they just still have them now. They should have done that during the sad season where Junior fell asleep in the dugout. They should have had like... Ken Griffey Jr. Nightmask night. No, so it's Ken Griffey Jr. Candle on a candy holder. Yeah, hold as you go. Who goes there? Is it a spirit? Or the sleep hat that one would wear? Yes. The long, droopy sleep hat. Anyway, so... So you got a busy day today. So I'm busy day to day. So yesterday, I was like, you know what? So part of the process for this is the producer asks
everybody in the chain, like, what are the topics on your mind this week? It's kind of a good way for the producer to sort of offload some of the work to us if we're whispering into microphones. But it also does make sense because it gives you a sense of like what people are comfortable with and what they're not. And I can even say like, hey, I don't know a lot about this topic that you guys are talking about. Don't lean on me. Here are some things on my mind. And also the process of writing out my notes on the topic is actually kind of a good way for me to get centered a little bit or actually give it some thought, you know, on whatever topics I'm proposing or reacting to. So usually that would happen late on a Thursday. But yesterday, I was like, I need to get ahead of this because Thursday is going to be cooked for me. And I don't know what my Friday looks like before this live show. Let me just get them all of my notes on the chain. And I even said like, hey, I'm going to be a little bit out of pocket on Thursday. So I'm just like, here are all of my notes. Here are links. And when I get into this mode, I feel less like a guest on the show. And I feel more like a guest producer on the show because this is what I used to do. I mean, I am doing what I used to do with you and Dave Ross, you know, at Cairo or public radio,
a little bit, just like, here's a bunch of ideas. And then here are my thoughts on these ideas or where we could take the conversation. And then I start putting in links and text and stuff. And at the end of the day, I'm like, oh, this is what I used to do for a living, you know. So I sent all of that and I was really proud of myself. That thing, I had it sent it like, I don't know, I was dumped by like 430 or something yesterday afternoon. I thought I was going to be working way into the wee hours on this. But I just got a private note from the producer and Daddy Bill was copied on it saying, hey, we're just putting the show sheet together like wondering what topics you're interested in, haven't seen anything from you yet. And I'm like, my dudes, maybe you didn't see it because I was meticulous. And I sent it before everybody else and you're all copied on it. And so that's why I was scrambling. I'm kind of like, hey, I think you should have that in your email or whatever. Oh, I thought they just were whizzing another smoker at you. There was another topic that you weren't expecting. No, no. It's because you think they didn't receive your very detailed, very thorough guest producer Doug Shrekingos.
By the way, if you know you know. Yeah. Give yourself a little pat on the back, TBT-O listener. If those words I just said admit any sense to you. But so you're saying that I'm sure that he just didn't. Well, Bill's now saying he's not seeing any of these. So I need to write some folks aren't seeing this. Now, here's the deal. I am going to me. I'll send it to you. I get it. I'll also probably go through and kind of fix some of it. But here's the deal. A lot when you were producing Ross first. Yeah, you learn. You learn. I kind of have to go and behind you into a lot of. Yeah, definitely. That was the dynamic there. But anyway, as I recent this, I have some exciting news from you for you that I, that is related to all of this that I intended to tell you at the top of the show, which isn't about just like typos and emails and all the things I regret starting the show with today. But guess who I am on the show with tomorrow. So this is a panel, right? It's Bill Radke hosting in the three guests. Just talking, just cutting it up about the week's news. It's what we do. Chopped it up.
And so I will do it that way. Well, you like like, like, oh, I was more thinking like, I don't know why because for some reason, chopping it up made me think of, as I mentioned, we were talking about the Niners scammer. How I love that Chad Ocho Sinko and Shannon Sharp just start every sentence with, and Ocho. Oh, yeah. Could you make up brief nicknames for the other panelists and always like it was Joni Balter. Just be like, Balts. Or like, Balts. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Just like, I want you to, I want you to, I want you to be a real born, you're a great breaker. Of that. Okay, who, like, give me some hints. Who is, who are you going to be on the panel with? So you want some hints. So I'll tell you the first person. The first person is Claudia Rowe, who I don't know personally, but former New York Times, now on the Seattle Times editorial board. Seems like a very accomplished journalist and author and has a focus on, I think the intersection of children and the government. I'm already saying the intersection of that's how you know I'm getting ready for public, public, radio, you're getting ready. Yeah, I'm getting in there. But who, but the other person is somebody who is, you and I, let's just put it this way.
It's going to be a little bit like, it's going to be the person, this is giving way too much with the person I'm on with, might recognize my production style. Is it David Ross? It is David D Ross. Are you? I'm going to have to tune in for that. Well, I assumed you always tuned in when I'm on the radio, but yeah, now you need to tune in with two different radios. That is so fun. I'm like, you know, it's because the human brain is an odd thing and mine is maybe even more odd than most. When you said something like, guess what I'm going to be on with, I assumed it wasn't Dave Ross, but my thought was I should mention to them off air later that they should really think about having Dave Ross on. That's where my brain was like, well, it's not going to be Dave Ross, but why isn't it? It should be great on that. And then I thought, Andrew, do you understand this is all occurred to me in the nanosecond of time between you saying, you know, not even not even the part where you said it's going to be someone that would be familiar with your production style somehow
right before that I thought, it's not going to be Dave Ross. God, it would be cool if it was Dave Ross. They should have him on. Wait, Dave Ross is retired and he doesn't like to do stuff half-assed either. And so he probably wouldn't want to do this because to prep this in his week would then it would take him out of retirement. It would mean that he's now he's working again. The whole reason he retired is because he doesn't want to work because unlike me, he doesn't like to just like wander in without knowing what's going on. All of that went through my mind in a snap quick moment of time. But boy, am I glad to hear that he's going to be there and you guys are going to be reunited and it feels so good. I mean, but you want to also talk about impostor syndrome. Like I'm writing these notes. No, he will have that. Yeah, no, I mean, exactly. And him being on with me, I mean, it must be intimidating as I still have a very stressful, you know, I still just have such a robust broadcasting career going for me right now. Now, my guess is Dave, this is probably the perfect little thing for Dave. I don't know how often he has done this on KUW. I'm sure I could look it up if I went to their website, but I'm guessing this isn't
the first time they've had him on. And I'm guessing he doesn't do it all the time. Maybe he even like, you know, declines an invitation here or there, but it also probably scratches a little itch for him as a guy who just has thoughts on things and doesn't have to come in and host, but can sit there as one of four people in a room, just sharing his thoughts on, you know, local events and politics or whatever. I'll bet you it's it seems like it would be maybe the perfect little anecdote or a little spice for him in life. But I also am wondering, do you think I urge you to vote for me this November? That's right. That was we had him record like a hundred of those because then we shifted the we shifted the pitch on it. I can't buy. I heard you to vote for me this November. It was based on the story. I'm not to use that voice on the show. I want to put my evil inside of you. Yeah, exactly. Do you think you remember Skyjinks? Because when I saw you as going to be on the show, I was like, oh, I should tell them we're still using Skyjinks and then that and then I pre envisioned the blank stare. I will get in return.
Oh, he would remuel. He has made so many little stings and production. That's going to be my. I think I think you remember you. But you know, Libby will I don't know if Libby will be in the studio. Our friend Libby Dankman, who for folks that might not track these things closely, who's somebody that we worked with at Cairo, she was also a producer there. She was your producer on Ross and Burbank before I ended up taking her job when she took another job somewhere else. So like, you want to LA and then she became a big host in LA on KPCC and then came back to Seattle and it's now the host of that midday slot. You know, you have to know that they're relaunching that now, right? They've been on hiatus because they're relaunching. She has a co-host with, oh, David, a cronum of the Seattle Times. I'm getting his name wrong, but he's going to be co-hosting starting next week. Oh, that's great. Yeah, kind of relaunching that show. Sound side. Very excited. Okay. You have to be careful when you're working with Dave tomorrow that there is attention.
I'll betty for Dan and Gloria Steinem because I've been doing a lot of reading about Gloria Steinem today because of course she passed away on Wednesday, somebody who lived in an exceptional life and had a crazy backstory that I was unaware of. I knew in the broadest strokes of Gloria Steinem's importance to importance to what would be maybe described as second wave feminism. I know she founded Ms. Magazine, but I know she grew up in Toledo and her dad was this kind of fly-by-night antique salesman that kind of bailed on her mom and her mom went through some real issues and was mentally ill. Profoundly, Gloria Steinem didn't have any formal education until she was in sixth grade. She learned how to read from road signs as she was in the back of the car going between some, they lived in the summer at this dance hall that her dad would run and then they would drive back to Toledo in the fall towing these antiques that her dad would be trying
to sell in different spots and she's had a really kind of crazy life leading up to ending up going to Smith College and then being a journalist but being taken totally unseriously as was unfortunately the case then and to some degree probably is still now. She got her first break by writing a very sort of immersive journalism piece called A Bunny's Tale where she dressed up and was like a playboy bunny at a club and wrote this big piece about how demeaning it was for the women who were doing this and that got some attention and then gay to lease who you know I'm a fan of. I hope he apologized for this at some point I don't know but he said at the time he said there's always some cute girl that shows up in New York to be a journalist and this year that cute girl's glorious Steinem. Damn dog. Gross. Dude like man I really hope at some point he wrecked. She also by the way glorious and I'm also like advocated for Norman Mailer when he was running
for I think mayor of New York and so she clearly was able to navigate around a certain amount of toxic masculinity but I mean she just had obviously a very incredible life was only married one time it was in her 60s to Christian Bale's dad because he needed a green card. Oh she was like you know she didn't see marriage as being the the the thing for her except when she met Christian Bale's dad who needed a green card. Wow. Do you think Christian Bale called her mom? Well here's what I know I watch an art dude I was like I was I feel like three hours in Steinemland this morning including watching architectural digest interviewing her about her apartment in New York where as she was like just showing off interesting items all with all of which had backstory and had to do often with like artifacts and things involving women in the world and of the world. I just noticed that there was a small frame picture of Christian Bale as a kid on one
of the shelves not like she wasn't showing it off it was just there so I it would appear they were close but but something else that I didn't know about the movement about second wave feminism was that you know Betty for Dan and Gloria Steinem ended up kind of working together a lot but then having a pretty big falling out and the the theory of the case from a lot of people was that Betty for Dan who was a bit older than Gloria Steinem and had really been instrumental in in sort of really starting this thing was quite quite frustrated at some point when Gloria Steinem who came after got all the attention and was suddenly held up as the face of the movement and that really bothered Betty for Dan to where she started to just like publicly excoriate Gloria Steinem and the thing that people were bummed out about by that was that that was hurtful to the overall movement like they she might have had a problem with Gloria Steinem but going out there and and blasting Gloria Steinem as a as a charlatan is then not good for the overall movement and I'm worried that that's going to happen with you and Dave Ross tomorrow because Dave Ross founded this idea of having
an opinion about things and Seattle on the radio and now you're the young as the New York Times described Gloria Steinem more photogenic version of Dave Ross. Oh wow. See that's I mean Betty for Dan and you're the Gloria Steinem and I don't know how this is not going to get weird. Weirdly that's not exactly where I thought you were going with things. I mean that's not how you thought this conversation was going to go today and no I mean it sort of is it just took a weird little turn at the end because I I agree with everything that you just said and it's been a concern of mine as well regarding my relationship with with Dave going forward especially after tomorrow but I thought it was going to be third wave wall shanism. If you recall that's probably a show title as I I came in with the sky the original sky jinx mix right and I said I made this I made this for our show and it had all the drops and everything and I'm looking for it here. I don't know if you have it there but then always a Ross came in and he said oh yeah no I can I can punch that up a little bit and he took it into his you know laboratory and added vocals and stuff and I got admit
like yeah did it is it better now sure I'd be an idiot to deny it but I don't like the fact that he kind of just swooped in and still to this day that's kind of his you know his leading edge on things he's like yeah you know I kind of he says co-road he's like oh yeah I co-road the sky jinx jingle but I'm like you didn't co-road right at you you punched it up in the writers room like that's just he's basically still a lefty and you're basically Noah Khan. I saw somebody was it one of our listeners must have sent it to me because I'm not on those those channels where this stuff is being talked about but apparently she actually did a cover of his song on Instagram before I think before she had released her song. That's not making it seem less the case. I've got a I've got a I think I might have sky jinx before. Oh really that I have something this is clearly made by you because it has your it has that Andrew Walsh naming convention to it. It's sky jinx hyphen open hyphen mix hyphen Ryan hyphen Roland hyphen Smith. No wait wait is it one because I have open mix
two with vocals. I have open mix two here. Oh I have open mix two. Oh I didn't look at the full. It says open mix two with voice. Oh well how I have it but there must have been open mix. Yeah like open must mean it's the sky jinx open. It was a segment that we made. So I always got all we have is the sky jinx with the voice with it. After an end this is your captain speaking. This is all me. This is all Andrew. We have clearance clearance. Roger Roger. What's our vector on a train back from Boston. I trained with red stripes curtains in the window and wheels and it looks like a big tile and all. There's the greasy fingerprints of one day Ross all over my pristine. No obviously it's better that way but that is going to be I guess I got that answer to the question. I got to bring this up with them and sort of I need you you need to bring it on your phone so you can just play it for him to remind me like you need to have it at the ready. I hope that you give into the temptation because I think well first of all it's totally seems like the
kind of thing I would do and typically what happens is I do not get whatever response I think I'm going to get like I would I could see myself having it on my phone going into that green room at KUOW sitting around chatting. Hey Dave how are you and then trying to get around to the point where you can be like hey do you remember this kind of audio bit and then playing it in somehow it just when I do that kind of stuff I never I never get the response that I'm looking for whatever that response might what I wish I could do is fire my own audio there because you know at the very end of the show there's a segment where they say you know what made you smile this week it's like they're a little moment of zen kind of style and there and I could say well I think that made me smile was finding out that I'm going to be doing the show with my old colleague Dave Ross and a lot of people don't know that we actually collabed on a pretty famous sting and I could play that form on the air and ask him if you remember that that would be a little bit you have to be pretty brief with that little ender though because sometimes you're running out of time and I don't want to be stepping on all of the other panelists time for that little moment
of smile but that would be that would be how I would wedge it in if I had the technology in ball well I mean you do okay because you've got the technology because first of all I've got this right here four seconds oh I see the short version the isolated although also known as also known as the Ross remix yeah we lose all of your also known as the the Andrew Walsh E. Racer remix and it doesn't mean that you racer did the remix by the way that's that's that's although I could see them doing that I could speak to you speaking of your a sure that could have been it's not but it could have very well been one of the many bands from the olden days of my life that I was revisiting and having just a absolute joyful time yesterday afternoon Andrew loading on to this iPod your your iPod your my newfangled iPod you my fake my newfangled device made to look like one of the kind of old
school iPods that I bought on a tiktok that I I brought on here yesterday and I said I bought this thing and I forgot I don't have any music really downloaded anymore well I was wrong about that because yesterday I got on to my my Apple music or whatever and of course I just plugged this thing into the computer just to see like how does it you know what's the software the good news is it's just you know it's like plugging a any kind of a SD card or something into your into your computer it just shows up on the desktop oh it's just okay yeah and I also you know things are a little different on max then PCs PCs still have the kind of classic window system that you would have seen whereas Mac is sort of oh in fact it reminds me of something I kind of want to tell you but well we'll figure out if I can tell you the story later in the show but Macs I was thinking about this yesterday because of some issues an older person in my life was having with computers and I was thinking I almost wonder if Macs have made the integration so seamless that it's confusing to people who didn't grow up kind of knowing
what's going on in other words let me put it this way I was talking to somebody yesterday who was an older person who was very very very frustrated with some customer service and it was because the instruction manual they were reading told them to send an email but they were confusing the idea of an email with a web address and so I was talking to this person he kept saying like I I typed in the email perfectly but then it sent me to this other place and I was like how is an email sending you somewhere I'm like I think you're confusing and I did like kind of explain email versus website sort of and I and this is a person who it's obviously came to computers much later in life but also because the iPhone in a certain way is so user friendly that you don't you just type things in and it just takes you where you want to go yeah that he kind of was missing this critical idea that there's a there's some differences if that's all started jammed that in there but was the computer that he was using a Mac or yeah yeah as a Mac yeah so that's what I mean is like and so he just went back to his Mac and he's taking this instruction manual this physical instruction
manual and very carefully typing the email address but he as he's telling me the story in his frustration with the customer service I keep saying I think you're saying some wrong words here and it took us a while to figure out oh no you were just missing misinterpreting how this all works but my point is I'm sort of blaming the the the victim here a little bit but it's almost like Mac has made it so that when you have a screen that is showing you all of your files it basically kind of looks like the old iTunes screen right it's also and so it's almost like the software and the file system is more integrated in a seamless way than if I were to plug this thing into my PC it might just be a pop-up thing that literally shows a list of MP3s you know name me yeah yeah it was very it is it was well speaking of instruction manuals this is the first thing that happened was I plug it in to my to my computer and I'm looking at I'm not looking at my computer I'm looking at the little iPod device and it's it sort of pops on for a minute shows me the battery is fully charged
and then it turns off and then I'm like well why did it do that I'm a little confused and then I'm like well I should probably get the manual for it but of course I'd already thrown the manual out the first thing you do for it literally the first thing you do it doesn't even come across it was under Andrew it was underneath unc it was underneath ohcho it was underneath full soggy thing of coffee grounds oh you had to pull it out of the coffee filter full of coffee grounds on top of the manual for the iPod like other than maybe some old I don't know like banana peels banana peels maybe egg shells what else I guess I'm just describing a compost pile but at this point did you just go online and say oh just show me the show no I pulled it out I kind of like pulled it out I kind of did this and I walked back over to the computer and at that point I was like oh let me just look at the desktop and there it was we're just sitting there I didn't even I never by the way I just went and threw it back out after this I never opened the manual but I did retrieve it from under the coffee grounds all I had to do is just so then there it is I can see this little thing I rename it iPod and I just I'm scrolling through my my
you know the my Apple music formerly known as iTunes and I'm going like oh here's some stuff this is an old this is an album by throw me the statue I'm like that's pretty old that's got to be from the era where this is like downloaded music so I I select that album I drag it over to where the iPod icon is and it goes and then I unplug the iPod and I scroll around and sure enough there's the album and I hit play and it works nice that's it yeah I go that's interesting so then I just start going through and I realized that I have a ton of this music still in my Apple music that I still have access to that was stuff that I ripped in there in between 2000 and like 2012 or 15 well hey welcome to the world where you're going to hear the first track of vampire weekends a punk well it's actually life you know what it's going to be well I'm looking at it right now oh by the way is there anything more satisfying I don't know if you're good oh you got that
clicking wheel it's hard to do it I can hear it yeah there you go Lucius spinning the wheel but it makes that it's so actual clicking let's see what the very first thing on the list is going to be because yeah it's for years it was a punk uh well this is kind of where you know what it did this is kind of annoying it's not as fun because it's a number I'm looking through albums the first thing that comes up is a telekinesis album called 12 desperate straight lines because the number 12 super seeds it but this thing also by the way has a speaker on it is speaker that's an improvement right oh that's really cool it has a little speaker at the bottom the way our phones do and it's not it's not like I'm gonna use the speaker in lieu of a Bluetooth but you can just hear what you're trying to figure out you know it also has an FM radio well that's I was waiting for you to say that I didn't want to steal your thunder on that but you say you
know you wouldn't use the speaker but I found myself down I found myself using the speaker on my phone recently and you know I'm very against using the speaker on your phone in any kind of public place but I have a little pair of earbuds that I've lost in the past few days and so when I and I don't want to wear my big over the ear headphones when I'm gonna walk with Lucy just because I feel like I got to have a little bit more spatial awareness you know and so what I've been doing to listen to a baseball game or to listen to a podcast after a baseball game or something like that I've been just taking my phone putting on whatever radio station or podcast when I listen to putting it in my pocket and just listening to it without headphones because I figure I'm outside like if I pass anybody on the sidewalk I'm only annoying them for like two seconds I don't think it's that big deal and so honestly the fact that that thing both has a radio and a internal speaker don't sleep on that internal speaker that might get you out of a few jams I like that how much was that you might be asking because it's I think it was like 60 bucks what really yeah and I got the
bigger I got the like hundred and twenty eight whatever by like I got the because at per usual I was like well there's one that sixty four and I'm gonna go one twenty eight this was not I'm starting to really feel pretty bullish about this purchase um I sat there yesterday while I was doing some other work uh just kind of like casually grabbing all of this old music and it was so much fun because again this is all music from an era of my life it's not going to be any of my Stella lefty stuff or any of my no-a-con it's all like you know it's just it's this little time capsule of a lot of these bands like aqua duct and there was a band called tilly in the wall that I really liked they're out of Omaha and their percussionist was a tap dancer they didn't have a drum kit they had a tap dancer which kind of sounds a little a little corny and extra but it wasn't like if I didn't tell you was a tap dancer you wouldn't actually kind of know it and just like I was just sitting there
just absolutely delighted by the the the blow bright futures you can tell I'm in the bees Cassiotone for the painfully alone clap your hands say yeah craft spells just I don't know it was just it just was filling me with so much happiness you actually to see all of these bands that used to be you know uh very very you know also some of them that were like miniature tigers some that were big in the world of tbtl back in the day um again it was super easy too I mean just like highlight them drag them over and now they're on here and I've got this little thing you know that I could just uh yeah take with me to places and stuff it was just I it went from me kind of yesterday my my opinion on the matter being I did another dumb thing where I just bought something impulsively it's not going to really probably do what I hope it will do to being like wow I'm actually kind of excited to have this thing it's it's kind of it seems kind of useful and it was a chance for me to reengage with a bunch of music that because we are so because there's such a
fire hose of newness all the time whether it's new content uh visually you know whether it's new tv shows or streaming shows or movies or new music or new whatever it's I just forget about the other stuff that I used to like and this is causing me this is a little bit like a jukebox at a bar that isn't connected to the internet you know I've talked about the one that they used to have at the tattletail that had like four playable songs on it and I used to like really enjoy trying to figure out how to find those four playable songs and program them um because there was this kind of limitation there and I kind of I could see myself speaking of taking a walk or whatever I could see which was is a great uh throw me the statue song oh I know you don't believe in a dog but you want to know something extremely strange that happened yesterday so there's a band called throw me the statue that I I really liked probably ten fifteen years ago I will not play the music here because maybe it will get us pulled but pretty obscure did you ever did you ever mess with those guys I know
the name but no I don't know them so they were one of the bands that I was dragging over to the iPod yesterday and I was like and also the thing was I had to kind of make a I was kind of making a decision too it was like do I want to bring I didn't take I didn't just like highlight the entire librarian drag it over I was kind of going album by album you know it's going do I want because sometimes there was a record that I kind of got into but I don't need to bring that over to the iPod if that makes sense this was a bit of a bit of a filtration process I was doing go through I would look I would say you want to bring that over they had one there's one good track on that album so I was doing that with each one of these bands and throw me the statue as one of them they made the cut I get a text from my daughter at about two thirty or three o'clock yesterday and it is I'm going to go let's see here I'm gonna go back and try to find this so I can read this to you I get a text at exactly three o'clock one p.m. from my daughter hey do you remember this album
the album is about to walk by throw me the statue wow the one that you just chose the one I had just I mean it was one of many but an album that I had just chosen chose to drag chosen or chose that's the answer I chose I had chosen I think dragged it over to the iPod throw me the statue show me the money no I'm thrown like and then out of the absolute clear blue sky my thirty two-year-old daughter says hey do you remember this band throw me the statue and like attaches a couple of tracks that's I mean again I don't I don't think that indicates anything cosmic other than what a what a weird coincidence yeah I mean it'd be funny if that was proof that there's a god it's like yeah what a way for him to reveal himself right exactly just like a lot of bad stuff going on in the world right now but you know what yeah sir sir ma'am I don't know what pronouns God uses yeah I'd start there's some bigger issues then connecting me and my daughter over the
band throw me the statue yeah we're doing fine we have a lot to talk about but that was I don't think I had I don't think my mind had considered the name the name or the band throw me the statue in ten years and it is was considered yesterday by me at one p.m. after we got done recording and then my daughter two hours later hey remember this band she sometimes talks like a norm yes McDonald since band throw me the statue look at me I'm gonna hang on over my face that's pretty bad you're like you got me bill yeah he really got me bill sorry it's not so great no I was better than mine well I don't know if we do him over top of each other as we were doing I feel like maybe like somehow the sign waves interacted it away that maybe yes both improve them both and maybe took away the worst of it all I we probably should move on I'm getting them impression but I wanted to tell you speaking of just like this idea of kind of curating music or or having a feeling of like you know not just having everything at the you know push of a button or what have you I like such
a wonderful little experience a couple a couple of weeks ago or something I had to get a new watch band from my watch because it broken the watch itself was fine and I think I probably told you this years ago but when I was in a similar situation where my watch I didn't need a new watch band several years ago but I needed it somebody to put a watch band on my watch for me because something was a funky with this vintage watch I had so I found this watch repair shop in Lake City this neighborhood here in Seattle and it's right in the old school part of Lake City where the Rimrock kind of used to be it all that I just absolutely adore it was my favorite the Rim Rocks day out probably my first favorite bar in Seattle of course it's no longer around but anyway kind of an old school little part of this neighborhood gave porno and the the Rimrock it definitely rocks daycows the Rimrock stayc house meet me at the Rimrock stayc house anyway so years and years ago this guy fixed my watch for free he just because he just had to reattach something for me that I couldn't do at home and he said and I'm like what do I owe you and he's like I don't know what do you want to owe me I was like
I don't know and I just gave him five or ten bucks or something like that and I said listen I promise you any watch services I need going forward I'm coming here I don't know if I said that out loud but I made that vowed to myself and years later I have kept it so I actually needed to buy a new watch band the other day and so I go to this little watch shop it's I mean it is old school you walk in and it's a tiny little room you've got about maybe you can fit three or four customers if they were all it's like the size of an elevator where the customer stand and then you're at a little glass like counter right and then you're working with one guy who's helping you and then there's a guy in the behind him hunched over working on a watch right and it's always the same when you go in there and it's always three 15 p.m. when you go in there somehow anyway far different galaxy so I help this guy I help I pick out my watch band and then I go to pay and he's installing it and then I go to pay and he's like oh we're cash only which I knew I always feel weirdly embarrassed when I'm in a place at a zold school like that and it's cash only and I know it's cash only but then I pull out my credit card because I just feel like such a I feel
like a liberty or like I don't know the score or something like that like a dive bar or something you want to see like you know embarrassed yourself exactly so I'm like oh of course you guys are cash only I forgot I'm like yeah let me find an ATM he's like yeah just go to the bar next door so I go to the bar next door and I'm trying to look at the map what used to be the rim rock no it is called it's different it's called the back door pub and I was wondering if you know it's Lake City only has to be cool to the remarks take that one let's go to the rim rock and then finish things up at the back door um yes sir so yeah that is interesting Lake City only has suggestive sounding drinking holes oh the drinking hole is the third one okay yes I feel like they didn't have the same director for the drinking hole I think it's really kind of they were tried to recreate that magic anyway so he's like yeah there's an ATM in the back and so again this is like mid day on a weekday or something like that and I go into this bar and again I think the term dive bar is a little bit overused but this is a classic dive bar and it's the
middle of a very sunny afternoon and there are regulars in there and they're all pulling tabs and somebody sees me come in they know right away I'm out there to drink they're like the ATM is in the back it was a customer there's a dog sitting next to one table while somebody was just like pulling tons of tabs in the middle of the afternoon like I walked in here and I was like if I didn't have a car with me and a dog back home this would be the beginning of the end of my evening like this way I would just be I would just be a little more in today and exactly this was a while ago but there are a couple of weeks ago so anyway I go into this bar I use the ATM which is all the way in the back I regretfully leave I'm just like I look around I'm like I've got to come back here I go back to the watch shop I pay for my watch band and then I as I'm leaving the watch store I'm like oh that record store that I like is just one door down from the bar so like basically these three buildings next to each other is an old school watch repair shop a dive bar that won me over and then a place I think it's called hex induction records named after an album by the fall I believe
and I've been in there before and again a tiny tiny little space but there is some old guy who was in the record store with me I first ran into him at the watch shop so this is like the like I'm on like me and him where I'm like the old man Lake City Circuit on a Wednesday afternoon like we both go into the watch shop to take care of our watch related business then we head over to hex induction records and then we're picking out records and again it's the middle of the afternoon but there's like five people in this tiny record store and everybody's talking about and like all walks like various kind of ages the genders identity is just like this small little group of people that don't have really probably much in common other than we're all in this record store together and like conversation is just sort of flowing about this art Tatum record or not not art Tatum who is it who is the jazz messengers art Blakely and the jazz messengers I love probably one of my favorite group names of all and we're all talking about this art Blakey record Blakely record art Blakely that's why I
said that I'm in my head yeah now I'm in my head is it Blakely or Blakey I think it's Blakely right is it boy and I really like that record it's called Monan I'm just now I'm in my head maybe I just never say this stuff out loud but um is it Blakey are are Blakey in the jazemars yeah anyway I'm just rambling now but I think that you can understand my vibe like so I picked out like I got like couple of records and it was just like what an afternoon in this like little tiny half a block of Lake City just like old school wonder that sounds like an absolutely perfect afternoon and um and yeah I wouldn't I just because I have you know I used to pride myself in my encyclopedic knowledge of like every kind of divy bar in Seattle but I will admit that that place the backdoor pub had escaped my radar and I just oh I don't know how to to escape mine as well I just mean like I this place I we're not in that neighborhood all that often but it seems well as part of it for some reason so I my my primary or the the main years of me doing any kind of like Lake Cityway
drinking was really when Camaro Kevin I had a phase where we would go to this um place called Pexos that was up oh you know why we got into that he and Anita used to live in this apartment building on Lake Cityway I think it was their first apartment area called the sole layer or something and it was up by you know value village on Lake Cityway oh yeah that value village they the building was near there and so across the street was this like sort of dive bar and I believe I think it went through a few different names at one point it's called like Pexos or something and that's where we used to kind of like post up and it was just you know we just for some reason I mean I the funny part is my childhood was very much about that section of Lake City because that's the Dix drive in that I worked at right there by the rimrock and all of that so I'm very familiar with that but I wasn't of drinking age yet so it would never occurred to me and then by the time I was we just had different places that we would go to but I when I googled that that pub that you were describing the first thing that just like you know I don't think they have a website which is almost always a good sign like a dive bar a true dive bar should at the most
to have a Facebook page that should be it's only it's the only web footprint that they have even tried to have is probably a Facebook page that somebody set up one time and the yellow page that somebody else sets up for them that I'm clicking through all of these photos on yellow that's what I'm gonna say the first photo that shows up is just first it's a bunch of pull tabs yeah next thing is three shots of Jamo on the bar top you know it's like what else could you be next is a jukebox that only plays Marvin Gaye's on like yeah it's just like could how could you line up something that is more in my wheelhouse of stuff that I that I love and at a particular moment of my life really would just like like let me put it this way Andrew I don't think I'm walking into that place yesterday and going back to the ATM and then leaving yeah right I think I'm getting I'm like a you know it's that's some kind of quick sand from me that's that's fly paper that's why I'm a human fly and again like I had to Lucy back at home and I didn't you know I didn't want to leave her I think I was oh that's right night I was meeting this is a couple of weeks ago but I was meeting a friend for lunch
and then I was like well get my watch repaired and then I'm in Lake City and so now it's getting to be like I'd left her alone for like maybe a couple of hours at that point I'm like I need to get home and again also I had my car with me I couldn't be a total degenerate but yeah I walked in that bar it was one of the hardest bars to walk out of I'm not I'm not joking you were in Lake City talking art Blakey records and I was here in Southern Washington texting about throwing me the statue with my daughter everybody was having a fun afternoon well again this was weeks ago but it's spiritually you're right yeah that's what I know I was going to say I know you picked some new music for the donors and I was like but this whatever you picked whatever AI music this is they're clearly ripping off wind beneath my wish no they're not ripping it off my friend is a tribute this is it's free I don't know it's
midi I just figured the I just figured the robots won't find us if it's like a midi version of a midi version of wind beneath my wings okay I like this because I was thinking we could call it bet midi-ler ah that's a little joke it's gonna be hard for me to not sing along with this song though is that also is the energy level too low I like the fee I like this in theory but it's a little mellow it's a little mellow I kind of think what I like is thank you baby had a little more energy yeah so for folks that missed yesterday show we've been talking about maybe trying to switch up our donor music because we've been getting in trouble over thank you baby and so we're we're trying new stuff I think this is a this is a strong starting point I would be willing to demo some other tracks maybe with a little more with a little more yeah this feels a little a little a little wistful maybe well definitely if you have ideas send them my way because I mean I was going through like the you know there's there's stuff that is created for YouTube users and stuff which is fine but it didn't have like it was almost like in the uncanny valley of me kind of liking it but then
it like it feeling like not it didn't have any personality like what was this one here like this is good but I like I like the vibe but it could also be like a prescription drug commercial you know it just sort of is like I like it I picked it when do this instead we have bet midler sing over top of it I could sing nothing is everything nothing is everything favorite so that's sort of the problem with like there's all kinds of music that you can use I just kind of don't want to be caught a little bit the uncanny valley I kind of like it's looking for oldies to sort of man this feels like spiritually connected thank you baby or the wall of sound all right let's just do this then I'm gonna drag this over then because yeah I had pulled like several songs and this was before I had the bet midler idea this was my favorite one so it's called about that oldie
might as well let it breathe right yeah trouble can't touch us we can do Spotify I like this part um Emmy Blotnik is a very funny comedian who I've been on weight weight with and she's I think got a new comedy special out and she really breaks down how deeply unsettling the song nothing is everything is from the skyrizzy as like how just like meta and sort of existential terrifying yeah the phrase nothing is everything is and that song you know amongst all of the various songs used in prescription drug commercials for some reason that one gets stuck on my head more than others well because what she's pointing out is that like she's she's not paying for she says she pays for uh you know she pays she pays for uh somewhat to have the ads somewhat reduced on her streaming service not completely gone like she's talking about her finances she's like
here's where my finances are I have enough money to not watch all of the commercials on the streaming service but not enough money to watch none of the commercials and so when she watches her shows as we all know sometimes that commercial whatever the commercial is that has been designated for that thing is just on an absolute loop so you're seeing it four times every episode have you seen the Sam Darnold Alaska Airlines commercial not whatever I'm watching an unwholoo it just keeps on feeding it to me and it's just do you remember you you know how like well wait a second who who's the mono nucleosis who had the Arnold that is Arnold right yeah that was him I was gonna say I was gonna confuse there because like basically it's it's it's not a joke it's not supposed to be on fire as a joke you don't like him it's a joke but it's basically him just doing all of those football poses like arms across the chest shoulder to the Alaska Airlines yeah he just sort of
did have to be a subtle reference I would like to think so that's what the mono was it seems very it seems no it seems very unhumorous and very unself aware this commercial because it's basically I here's what I think happened so it's him and then a whole bunch of people that either I'm assuming our actors portraying pilots and and I see so there it says that I haven't even seen it but I already know it is it's like what if North quote unquote normal jobs also did that sort of NFL high sort of except again it's not even it's not a theme it's just a look that it's just like you know just like we fly here we fly there but you just see a bunch of like kind of serious looking crew members folding their arms and I think what happened was they're like well we want to have Super Bowl champion Sam Darnold here of the Seattle Seahawks representing our Seattle based brand in some way but we can't ask too much of these sports players they are an actor so what's something he's going to do the Cal Raleigh ads right yes we have and just despite our best efforts and so and so I think there's like well he's comfortable like striking
these poses that you strike for like the NFL like broadcast interstitials or whatever and he's like holding his arms out at one point and just saying like but then you know spouting off all the great reasons why you should fly Alaska Airlines meanwhile you have these very stern looking pilots and flight crew kind of doing the same thing and I'm like okay I think what they did was they said let's meet Sam Darnold where he is and then build around that I don't think it's again to something like Tim Robbins said it's not a joke I don't think it's a joke but it's just so it's just so unbelievably corny and cringey to me are you dialing it up there to do I got this going I'm watching it am I did I describe it okay like do you think well I'm watching I'm going to play it if that's okay yeah Instagram off of Instagram we'll see if this works and we're changing the game yeah it's yeah you're right this is definitely like trying to be bad-ass yeah Sam Darnold says we're changing the game like real serious to the camera then it's like those like a bunch of quick cuts of the people that work for Alaska Airlines or the actors hired to portray the people
that work for Alaska Airlines well I mean he's saying the names of cities but he's doing like you're right Andrew in the he's holding a football in front of him now he's huddling up with some of the Roger Roger we have we're gonna take off to Alaska Airlines I will say a couple of things on this he has he has chunks he has chunks of charisma in his shit that are bigger than Cal Raleigh's oh sure yeah I mean I mean he is this is still so much better than anything Cal Raleigh could commit to celluloid so but no you're absolutely right this is not this is not a joke you don't like give this as a joke this is totally serious what I think is really funny is that they don't know they're Sam Darnold history yeah because funny if they were leaning into it other than other than winning the Super Bowl and being considered maybe the poster boy for like quarterback reclamation projects in the league like guys who came out of college highly touted and then they we thought
they worked good at football and then they turned out to be pretty good at football other than that the number one thing that the Seahawks quarterback Sam Darnold was known for in football circles was that he wants missed a game for mono nucleosis and the way that this was revealed I believe now I could be confusing a meme with what they really did but I I believe I think it really was it yeah they run this whole pre-roll thing before the game about all of the players and they're being all cool and you know like they're posing in the studio but then they're showing you their position like quarterback Sam Darnold and his I believe literally said out mono nucleosis and it's not I don't think it's him moving I think it's just like a card that whatever the broadcast crew threw up so it's like but he's pointing at the camera he's pointing at the camera and it says out indefinitely mono nucleosis because usually they would put ankle sprain exactly right but it was just and so it was so that was so unintentionally funny that it immediately became memified because he looks all tough while he's
pointing out indefinitely burning rash right exactly so and that was part of that was part of the broadcast of the football game when he was out indefinitely mono nucleosis that they're kind of unintentionally recreating here with the energy he's doing the same kind of football stuff yeah that's why I got a little bit twisted in my mind there I started to say it's like that it's like that mono nucleosis gif and then I was like wait a second or meme and I was like wait that is that was Sam Darnold like it's so funny that Alaska is getting his bumping up so close to that yeah well I think that's I'm gonna think of that every time I see it but I have not seen that commercial yet but Andrew what we're here to do is both talk about Sam Darnold and talk about the donors of the day these people are supporting TVTL with a donation of dough and we just we would not be here without them folks like Daisy Sindelar of Pine Plains New York oh Pine Plains that's where the planes are covered in
pines I bet you that pine planes is coming into its own as we transition into fall feels like good place to be amongst the pines yes fresh air that's where I'm gonna finally kick this consumption that I've been suffering from this this uh what is an old school name for a thing you'd want to go stand among the pines to you or this gout this uh case of the vapors seems like seems something respiratory I'm gonna finally get clear of this respiratory ill by going to illness by going to Pine Plains New York thanks Daisy thanks Travis Worthington up there in Shoreline Washington did you know Andrew that I was filling out some forms the other day and I had to list my employer address and I was putting TVTL and I was putting our PO box in it wanted to call that Shoreline Washington I know it's a little bit weird because it is on 145th but on our website we call it Seattle it is Seattle either one will get it there but technically that is in Seattle it's like in the very
last inches of Seattle but it's on the will that be the south side of 145th which means that is technically Seattle once you cross the street and you're at the um Kumon or the bikini barista truck then that's I'd say we combine those two yeah they basically do there is a bikini I sent you a book on barista where you go said dad I don't want to go to Bacumon barista again Teddy you'll you'll go to your Bacumon barista and you'll like it that's right and then one day Teddy comes back and he goes I actually really like it I get it now can I go back right now that I get it um no but when I was filling out this web before it would not accept Seattle Washington as the city oh because sometimes yeah auto it was auto correcting it to shoreline twisting it was telling me I did not have the right address and I was like listen this is I'm the one of the co owners of this company of course it's the right address but technically I don't know if I should say this on the air I mean hopefully people don't know your address although whatever
but um I think that technically your home is the business address because when I'm using the company credit card I have to use your home address oh with my credit card oh okay that tells you how long it's been since I've used the company credit card I didn't I don't think I realized that uh thanks Travis out there in shoreline or as we call it the home of TBTL thanks to Lauren back who's in Olympia Washington thank you Lauren this donor's Lauren back did I sing that last time we thank Lauren I think I would have a weird memory of singing a version of sexy back on this it was something else oh it was somebody had rewritten the lyrics of sexy back for some other purpose and somehow I ended up singing that song on the air and it was not oh that was like a re-write was about was it a dazzling donor message somebody had you oh maybe a dazzling donor I think it was I think it was I think it was a dazzling donor message and because in that case we are compelled to read what people say you know within with a power of
money compels us yeah the power of money compels us exactly thanks Lauren thanks to Dan Nicholson who's in Seattle Washington hey we're keeping it you're keeping it kind of close to home today or as we call it the home of TBTL that's right depending on what side of the Bakumon barista you're at that's right uh thanks max lance in San Francisco California all right we share of San Francisco we do we share a Kexp who as I was telling you I was listening to Kexp the other day and it was cool to hear them referring to listeners both here in Seattle and in San Francisco because they are in both places now yeah now is that is they have are they they're associating with KSF oh what's the what's the KQED that's the San Francisco station are they associating with the San Francisco station don't they have a brick and mortar down there too like I think they have a DJ I do I think they're I think they're broad I don't know much about this but I'm pretty sure they are programming their own you know shows down there I don't think it's all just a simul cast of the Seattle Kexp but I
think that they're somehow mixing maybe some programs back and forth I don't exactly know but I don't think they're associating with KQED in any way I think they're just like they're their own thing down there love that for them love that Julie Brown is in twin falls Idaho all right supporting the show thank you Julie so hard for me to not sing the twin falls Idaho song by built to spill but I've already well I referenced Doug Marsh the other day and the fact that they were playing up well no I've been I wasn't with you Andrew that was when I was interviewing Laura Veer's on Sunday and we were talking about Dolly Parton and she said something and I said well yeah and built to spill was covering I will always love you the day that Dolly Parton passed away but I did sing a built to spill song the other day for you and you said you were not a built to spill head you had not been I don't know much about built I mean I know of them I know everybody I know loves them yeah I know now are they the ones there's some bands so like I was in the modest mouse and then and then it seemed like there it sort of was in the modest Yahoo mouse it seems like am I right about this do
those bands have some sort of like kind of similar sounds maybe if you're not I mean I know that that's a little insult to all bands but I sort of I got to an age where I was like oh I like modest mouse other people are like I'm more into a built to spill head and it always felt to me a little bit like oh whichever I could be totally wrong about this but like you might get into one over the other and that the built to spill people are a little bit cooler that's what my that's what my kind of I would say I think modest mouse they're from Issaquat Washington and I think they I think built to spill which is a little bit more long standing band I would and by the way I like modest mouse like good news for people like bad news I mean that was in heavy rotation but it sounds it doesn't it sounds to me like Isaac Brock and the modest mouse guys listen to a lot of built to spill except you know now I remember remembering we talked about this on the show I'm pretty sure we determined that they came out the same year or within a year of each other I think modest mouse goes back shocked by that maybe Doug Marshall is very old when he started built to spill I'm not saying you're wrong I'm just I'm going off of something that is totally unscientific which is
Doug Marsh seems much older to me than Isaac Brock I know that doesn't mean anything modest miles went back to 93 they were formed when was built to spill now that's formed so I don't know and by the way they were really young too so you could be very right about this they could be yeah built to so 92 I yeah I'm just remembering we did this before so they're kind of contemporaries 92 yeah more contemporary than I would have thought but yes modest mouse and built to spill I think have a very similar a sound in certain ways I was more of a built to spill guy and thank you for clocking that that it is cooler but they're from Idaho Doug Marsh is from Idaho and so they have a lot of songs about just kind of life over there and they have a song called twin falls Idaho which I which I quite enjoy I don't it might be too late that ship may have sailed for you Andrew but like I would say that um I can you could still kind of get into built to spill and man what a fun thing I'm I would be jealous of you that you would be getting to experience some of those built to spill songs you know kind of for the first time because yeah also I did get to play basketball with Doug
Marsh side stage at Sasquatch and it was a it was an intense moment for me because I was a big fan of the band this was around that time when we were I don't know if it was literally that year that we were doing some side recordings or like a different year where I had like sort of misappropriated some kind of a pass but there was like a temporary basketball hoop setup and he was just like shooting around and I just like went over and did the like hey you know like hit me and he like passes me the ball that I'm shooting and then like I'm getting his rebounds he's getting my rebounds and I'm just trying to like act like this is all a kind of a casual cool non-momentious event in my life but it was it was momentous momentous momentous you like him I don't know why I need to turn this negative when you say Marsh what's his first name Doug Marsh Doug how do you feel about Brandon that guy needs to cut his hair Brandon Marsh of the fillies didn't we just face the fillies somewhat recently and I just yeah I he's the guy who has the really long hair but he keeps it wet all the time because he doesn't like it feeling unsettling and it's so he comes up to the plate and he's just wetted down his long hair and it's just like yeah I've found a very unsettling yeah
you know what he looks like Andrew he looks like a conservative coded Sasquatch he doesn't look like he's beard long and his hair long beard long money long me and broke be words we don't get along I saw the most I took a picture of it when Bex and I were on our travels I saw the no not that you're doubting me on this or fighting me on this but I saw the ultimate confirmation oh you know is that the rogue valley mall in Medford which I keep bringing up on the show I saw the ultimate confirmation of my theory that Sasquatch is becoming conservative coded it was a big old truck with the big old Sasquatch on it that said F Kate Brown who is the Democrat governor of the state except it didn't say F it said the full word the full word the full word the Sasquatch was basically saying F you and you can everyone else knows how to spell the rest of that word this is a children's program not even a family program it's a children's program that's right focusing exclusively on children now that's right that's where the that's where the the kumon barista
jokes really come in handy um it was just the worst and Bex and I were like what we noticed was so we went in this we were gonna go check out the sam goody and the orange Julius and we clocked that this I was I was like I took a picture of it says like this is what I've been saying this staying Sasquatch is now becoming conservative which I don't like and had the F you came brown thing on it and I just said why do you have to do that why do you have to be so coarse by the way if that was saying F you to Donald Trump I also would not feel I just don't I don't like people putting the full effort on the back of their vehicle that everybody has to see I'm not trying to be approved I just I just feel like it's a coarsening of life that I just don't I don't want us to do in any political direction when we came back to get in our rental van the guy whose truck it was was coming back with his like nine-year-old son and they had been I don't know I think the sun had like a you know like something from the um whatever the uh oh shoot the uh dick sporting goods or something and it was like they were getting back into the truck
and I just thought I wonder what the impact is on that kid of your dad puts the effort on the back of his truck for all the world to see well first of all I can just promise you that kid is going to come out with a really really kind of skewed conservative worldview that I don't think is going to be setting him up for success or at least for being somebody who's a kind person in the world but also just this idea that you learned really early that if you don't like somebody it's okay to just put F the full effort on the back of your car related to that person I just think that's such a horrible example to set for a young person and I would say that again if it was if Donald Trump was the object of that I just just made me sad for that kid because it's not like this kid is going to think that just aggression and anger and crudeness is the way that you convey your feelings on it's just dumb to me like to it's not even like the the crudeness or whatever the coarseness like I don't even I don't really care that much about it but it's just like it absolutely lacks any bit of cleverness which really just underscores how I sort of feel about people who are gonna do that like you know however long ago it was I guess six years ago when
Vies and I were in our road trip to the Grand Canyon we started driving through Easter in Washington and we started seeing you know similar bumper stickers and that just like just terrible toxic like you know Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes peeing on who was who was our governor at the time that all the insley and being on inslee's name or whatever and you're just like it's just like it's just not clever and it's just stupid and it's just coarse whereas like back what I was growing up a conservative you know gun owner might have a bumper sticker that says Ted Kennedy has killed more people with his car than I have with my AK 47 which kind of clever you can argue with the political point there or even the coarseness but at least there's a little bit of cleverness there that I had to like kind of tip my cap which also reminds me Luke do you know what I saw yesterday do you know what Genevieve my view my beautiful Genevieve and my beautiful Lucy were in the car with me yesterday in fact Genevieve was driving we're had afternoon of running errands and taking care of things and
then we're coming back home with a Papa Johns nope a Papa Murphy's pizza on my lap while gen and the two women who are working the Papa Murphy's on Holman Road were an absolute delight by the way shout out I've had some bad service there before the women who were working on a Wednesday night were so friendly and helpful at that Papa Murphy shout out to you too I forgot to tip you I'm gonna go back later today and do you have had one quick thought on Papa Murphy I think Papa Murphy's gives subway a run for its money in most easily identified restaurant based on smell there is a distinct not a bad but a distinct smell of the inside of a Papa Murphy's like there is the distinct smell of the inside of a subway hmm yeah I don't know you know I've never been to one aside from this one and then just sort of smells keffa smell for your back when you go back and tip them go smell for it anyway so we're driving back and then we we're on Holman Road heading back to
our neighborhood of like let's say the Northgate area licked in springs some people come and we see a bunch of like smoke from coming from some truck ahead of us and I assumed it was like you know some sort of work truck that was like had some sort of mechanical failure going on or something but then we kind of can't identify where's that truck and then I said these I think someone's rolling coal this is a somewhat antiquated joke that you and I make because back during like kind of the tea party phase of this country yes of these conservatives who were somehow doing something to their trucks where they could just like like spray black smoke I mean the blackest thickest darkest smoke and when we get inside of this thing yeah it's just a big ass jacked up white pickup truck with these special exhaust pipes coming out of it and when it wanted to it I don't know what they're doing to do it it just belched out this and we could smell it my my again my beloved pizza my
beloved dog my beloved girlfriend and my beloved face all like just like wind sing through this black smoke while somebody's owning the libs in North Seattle you just have to be so broken inside what the hell need to do that it's like it really feels like it must just feel like I have no way I keep expressing myself and it keeps I keep not getting the feeling that I want to have from expressing myself because what I feel like is when I express myself then people are going to react in a way and then I'm going to feel a certain way but then I do it and then I don't get that feeling because it turns out that's just like a pro that's an inside problem for you inside yourself so I have to keep escalating it to where it's like now I have to actually just be like oh this truck is loud but I don't think I don't know if they're really having the feeling about me that I want them to be having now I need to be belching exhaust like I need to make my opinions and my feelings everyone else's problem and I mean it was just an externalized way it's so much like we
were a couple of cars behind this thing and it was just it just it just destroyed the environment everywhere around it. Think about wanting to be able to envelop people you don't know in exhaust from your vehicle like think about how how messed up your emotional state has to be that you would want to do that you would need to do that you would spend money modifying your truck so you could do that again it's one thing to have your political opinions it's another thing to feel like and I know that you could say that is not overtly a political act but to me it is like you know that guy's politics but to have the need to be like I have this truck now let me spend some of my money so that I can also pollute someone else's car with the expectorant from my truck it's just so demented it really is so messed up you know I want to do I want to invent a car or a truck or a vehicle that is like an air cleaning vehicle that just drives behind this is why we keep losing just I want to I want to I want to get an air purifying car that drives me and just vacuums all
that up and just stymies their efforts this is exactly the asymmetry of our of our political views versus their political views they are rolling the coal and we are literally trying to scrub the coal roll and put it back out but also to piss them off though like not just not just you think that would piss them off if I was behind them like just totally killing their game like that's the point is like no like literally hoovering it up behind them so that it does they're trying to roll coal but it's going directly into the vacuum system that I have built at the at the front of my car and they can do no harm see I see this is our difference in our approach I would build a car that went in front of them and blasted them with trans coal sure just rain just like all the trans coal yeah absolutely take that yeah hello and welcome to top story I will keep this kind of quick because I know we got blurs days today and also we're going kind of kind of late late in the game here but also this is
in a way kind of related what we were just talking about have you been hearing all the map quest yeah yeah I saw in your notes I downloaded map quest over the weekend too but you're ahead of my game on this but the thing is and but I'm a little bit ashamed because I saw it in the show sheet today I was like oh yeah that's right I downloaded map quest and I have it here on my phone but like I am so you know keep in mind my phone is an android you know to Google based phone my whole everything I do is through Google Google docs go gmail you know like everything and so I realized I was in the car yesterday as I said with Genevieve and Lucy and like we were trying to like kind of navigate to one place to another that we hadn't done that exact trek before so I just said to my car you know how do I get to this place and of course it defaults to Google maps it wasn't until this morning I was like oh that's right I downloaded map quest but I need to integrate it into my life better and have my car talk to it better well the reason that we're talking about map quest today if you didn't hear yet is because they have rocketed to the most downloaded app on the app
store at least they were as of like yesterday because they are the only of the kind of big I guess you know sort of mapping and directional companies they have not bent the knee to the fact that the the Trump administration issued an executive order declaring that Lake Ontario is now called Lake America uh Apple did it Google did it and Google also owns a way or no Apple owns no Google owns ways which is the one that I use and so map quests said we're not going to do that they also didn't do it with the Gulf of Mexico I believe in what and what map quest what they said I think this is actually a pretty elegant solution to this and I would like the other companies to do the same thing they just said you can change it in our system if you want they're like we have a system that allows you to change you want to call Lake Ontario Lake America you just have to go in and do that we are not going to do that for you we are going to go with what the consensus around the world is of what the thing is called now am I trying to drive to Lake Ontario Andrew
of course not but there was when I saw this yesterday and again I got to this kind of late I guess I just felt like a no-brainer to me like oh of course and and like you know do like am I making a big difference in the scheme of things of course not but did I immediately text the rest of the hawk squad and go hey if anyone has a moment I would recommend we download map quests and then people by family members started doing it so then I used it yesterday and it works fine you use it integrated into your car or just like walking somewhere or something I used it while driving but I don't I don't talk to my phone very much at all I don't tell my phone in my car like whatever you did to tell your phone like hey how do I get here I don't ever do that I guess I could it just hasn't occurred to me well you don't use the auto I use Android auto I plug my phone into my car my car basically becomes my phone sort of I think I have that in my car but I just don't utilize that I mean I see the the display screen of my phone is is shared with my car but I don't really talk to it
to tell it you know my car has all the microphones and stuff in it too but I just don't I don't tell it I don't do that I should really actually just start that would probably be easier beck it does that to all of the texting when she's driving if someone texts her it just starts talking out of her car yeah yeah so when you're using mapping in other words you're just literally looking at your phone no no your your phone is mirroring so you were able to plug in you were able to call the the map quest up on so you're the screen that you look at yeah I what I do is I so I was going down to town and I was I knew I knew where I was going I was going to home people I know how to get there but I just wanted to test how map quest did it and I just what I do is I type it in which is I know this is dumb and antiquated I just has never occurred to me that I could speak to this stuff so I will type home depot previously what I would do again if I needed to know how to get to the home depot in ways I would type home depot and it would auto complete it for me I would hit go and it would say do you want to go now and then I'd say yes and it would start mapping it for me and I would plug that in to actually like a physical usbc plug I have Bluetooth but it's a little less
reliable so I just hardline into my car play and I like leave my phone on the passenger seat and now I'm looking at a screen in my car that's showing me the direction yeah that's how I do it and I just did that with map quest yesterday instead of doing it with ways and it just worked exactly the same my theory is that these maps are all sharing the same meta data at some level I know that some people are like know this one's definitely better the Google maps is better than the Apple maps or whatever and maybe that is true but for relatively straightforward things I think they're pretty interchangeable they all kind of do the same thing well that's what I've that because I think weight a Google bot ways a long time ago so I remember when I first moved down to LA everybody's like oh you got to use ways I was like okay so I used ways instead you know instead of the Google maps that I always use but then not long after I was down there it was clear that oh Google just bought ways that it's literally the same information is just a slightly different interface and you could have like celebrities do the voice on ways you know and I don't know if like I don't know what
map quest is using like where they got their info from but again it it seemed it seemed to be basically the same as as the other ones you know again maybe there's some some slight variations depending on some proprietary info but like for me basically I go like one of four places and the reason that I even use the mapping stuff generally speaking is just for traffic avoiding traffic that's maybe where using map quest I guess might might kind of provide a slight inconvenience because all of this stuff is crowdsourced and so my guess is that you know whichever one is being used the most is also going to give me the most up to information about traffic because what it's tracking is all the other people that are using that same system their phones are being used as little canaries and little coal mines and how fast is their phone moving is what's did what's indicating where the traffic is slow so the more data points you have the better yeah so if map quest has fewer data points maybe that's a slight slight disadvantage and who you know who knows I'm sure I'll probably
accidentally use ways I don't think that this moves any needle significantly other than it just made me feel like I was slightly yeah I don't know like I was sticking it to them a little bit yesterday yeah reminded me of the early days of the you know of the second Trump administration just like I was so of all of the real just terrible things going on the world that are just like concrete and affecting people's lives changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America or whatever it was just like so goddamn galling to me and it was just like during this time was just like might have even well no he must have already had taken office by that point but it's just like seeing all of these tech companies that have basically created a world where I can't live without them and they're just immediately bending the knee yeah it was just like it was so goddamn disgusting to me you know what I mean and even just and this is pure trolling this is trolling this is you know I mean like it's it's not even as concrete as rolling coal down whole man and you know I mean it's just a word and it's just to piss us off you know and so but it's but it works it
pissed me off and so anyway yeah the same with me like I downloaded map quest like I said then I forgot to like kind of integrate it in my life properly I will maybe try to be more thoughtful about that but as I was doing that I'm like I'm glad for a map quest because really this isn't gonna hurt Google it's just sort of helping map quest but then maybe that's good then at least hey they're getting a I don't know how any of these apps make their money to be honest with you map quest isn't showing me advertisements so I don't know oh I think they are oh are they are they integrating yeah which is another thing that I was a little bit like okay guys I'll allow it because it was like do this for ad free oh I don't know if I saw an ad but but I I noted that it was like it was at some point it popped up like here's how you you know here's how you can have this ad free and I was like oh so there are ads huh because I don't know that we like to get out on the food but yeah I'm opening it now I'm not seeing any ads but it also might be promoted places like if you type in you know pop a Murphy's in Google which I did yesterday if you type in pop a Murphy's into Google Maps you'll also get results for Papa Johns and polyachia or whatever
because there's probably some sort of paying for advertising and you know getting your restaurant to appear earlier in search results or on the map or whatever as well it'll be it'll be interesting to see if this for map quest even just a few days in the sun in the sunshine of being the top downloaded app if that actually because of course it's all about users right it's all about the hardest thing for them probably is to get a bunch of people to decide to download their app for some reason and this just kind of fell into their lap in a way so like I wonder if this could put some put some wind in their sales to where they can kind of like actually start to become somewhat competitive because I mean that's a classic example they I would say before this that map quest was kind of the um Skype of this kind of stuff like remember remember those Halcyon days before the pandemic when it was like ever if you were gonna I feel like if you were ever gonna video converges someone it was just Skype it was a no-brainer everybody was just Skyping that was I didn't even know there were any other options and then and then the pandemic
comes in like did anyone use Skype no we all went to zoom yeah I think zoom was making inroads a little bit before that but then the pandemic for hit at the yeah I hate to say the pandemic happened at the perfect time because I don't want to be on the record saying that but you know I mean for zoom in their business model I feel like because I feel like we were having meetings with American public media even pre pandemic but remote working had to zoom with folks and stuff but right there's a time when the entire market with nothing but Skype how I mean I was a verb exactly they it was the video phone technology how did Microsoft give up that ground so quickly and effectively and like you said right before it was going to be the most vital thing to a certain segment of American workers etc and then and map quest in the same way I mean I remember like I remember when map questing something and then printing it out was the absolute bleeding edge of technology yeah like oh my god I'm gonna map quest this and then I'm printing it out probably a KUW and now I'm gonna get in the car and drive to somewhere with my map quest
information well do you know what you're reminding me of speaking of our friend Dave Ross one of the just like absolutely like he wrote the Sky jing song right he punched alone it up with no help he took he was the Dave Ross remix Pio Pio Pio Pio we the best when you me and Dave Ross were heading to New Hampshire as any solid Seattle based talk radio show should what three of us went to New Hampshire to cover the primaries there in what year would that have been 2012 I know well John Huntsman was running yeah anyway I remember in the past David taken this trip and Libby who we mentioned earlier had been his producer and she's just like Libby is so much more professional than me and like literally every way and so she would have all kind of print out printouts for directions how to get from this rally to this rally as you're driving through New Hampshire whatever
and I remember when he was right before we left for New Hampshire when we arrived in New Hampshire Dave was like well where the where the printouts or where the maps I'm like it's all in my phone and I remember having a moment of being like come on man who's printing out directions these days it's like oh a guy who's washing his underwear in the sink of the hotel room no a man who might realize that when you get up into the north country in a state that I used to live in and I had totally forgotten you lose connectivity and there was a moment where we were driving way up north and we were trying to go to that gingrich thing or something yes I was in the back of my head during the story I was trying to remember I could picture him I remember photos and I do gingrich town hall in some sort of a some sort of a military museum because you're standing in front of a tank if you recall yeah right never has a tank created issues with somebody's presidential campaign anyway I remember we're heading up to this gingrich thing that I was way up north and you're driving or maybe Dave is driving I'm in the passenger seat and I am freaking out because
what you guys don't know just like the meme what they don't know is I've lost lost connectivity and I might have even been a little bit I rolly towards Dave about printing out directions and here we are about to get lost because your producer is dumb and cocksure and I was like I was mortified I was like my adrenaline was pumping I remember it was just not the kind of mistake that I like to make and I think we just hit a patch of of cell service or something before we got off the highway and I just I think I kissed the ground when we got out of the car you're right I never knew that was happening and honestly you sharing that with me now has really yeah really caused me to rethink some of our coverage in New Hampshire and and kind of honestly doubt your professionalism as a producer don't tell Dave tomorrow hey listen you can say whatever you want about the thank you music
puller stays are my love it I love this for you I forgot because also you're saying right way to rock is also getting actually that's really good that's not I did this just to just to be annoying but that is true that's another one that gets flagged sometimes but I don't know if it's been flagged by Spotify that's one that's kind of like YouTube will be like I don't know you know can't play this in Belize or whatever but let's do some blurs days here with a new soundtrack this is probably the only blurs day segment where we'll be using this midi version of Wind Ameth my wings put you to fight faster to forgive there are plenty of hugs at the rib barbeque yeah but not enough I don't have nothing like the view from the top the z hawks are the raining super bowl champs they have every reason to crow it's not a crow cat is making it hardly until final episode I know we're doing blurs just the final episode of Hardenux it was
I mean it was an ornthological blood bath you mean it's just as far as them just using all the wrong bird puns they're like showing an osprey but calling it a seahawk and then there's the final cut like a seahawk can do anything and it's like a sea literally a seagull is eating a some kind of a leftover scrap from like lumen field they were eating a friend over the map but nobody tell the bird lab at Cornell yeah there's no limit to what a seahawk and do you just see like a sad don't like a seahark and help yourself like an actual parking lot seagull like outside of a Walmart just like eating out of a old dick spag yeah I mean it was really it was it was rough stuff all right so if you have a blurs day that you would like to share if you'd like to wish yourself or somebody in your life a happy birthday you can email me andrew at tbtl.net is the email address to use and look there must be a time of year where all of our you talk to will
attend uh kind of there's a lot of birthdays I feel like there's a this happens every year there's like three or four weeks in a row where they're all like spider man pointing at each other wishing each other a happy blurs day and you know what I love it this one is from Vernon who says happy birthday to our amazing daughter Cassie in Salt Lake City may your year be full of fun and adventure and of course lots of snuggles with furry friends love mom and dad in toella backson I went to a restaurant in Salt Lake City that was so so good and I feel like it's called upper hill or something upper hill maybe uh absolutely delicious I'm sure that Cassie has been there Cassie lives in Salt Lake City but if you haven't I'd recommend going to a restaurant that might be called upper hill yes that's where you can get your birthday breakfast everybody goes to birthday dinner I'm trying to turn birthday breakfast into a thing happy birthday to Christine and Santa Fe from Cecilia Kelly and Kathy we're looking forward to
trying to pull off an in-person book club meetup with you next June around the 5,000th episode have a great birthday if you don't have any plans you could always celebrate with a killer snack platter and trash TV will be there in spirit love for a friend oh by the way it's urban hill urban hill what did you say urban hill not to be confused with Hank Hill do I look like I know what a dang JPEG is or urban Meyer disgraced Ohio State coach no it's urban hill what did you what did you say at first urban what was your remember what you were you were calling it something else hill you were calling upper hill the house on haunted I was that's right by the way speaking of the book club I mentioned this when you were out on one of the shows but I'll shout it out again the TVTL book club is convening this September 13th it's a Sunday via zoom at 1 p.m. Pacific time that's 4 p.m. Eastern and the book is Luke this will be news to you the hardest longest race by my
friend Eric Moscoots who will be joining the conversation so if you want to need more information on that look at the stents page or log on to the slack page if you want to join that or if you can't figure out how to get a hold of these book club people email me andrew at tvtl.net and I'll hook you up andrew yeah it's not news to me yeah because suzy b is reading the book oh really and guess who else is reading the book Walt B really we're moving I don't know if they're going to pretend of copies I don't know if Walt is going to be part of the book club or not but I mean I'd say he's more excited to go to club aqua my I think my dad is more excited about the book than my mom I'm not really excited but it's very I think it's very up Walt's alley so yeah I believe at least when I last talked to them they were planning on both reading the book nice boy get get him on live wire and I I should get to some sort of a placement fee for this guy another thing a placement fee I don't know are you talking about having my chat on live wire or Eric Moscoots but also I think you should have your dad on live wire okay I think I should get paid
for both of those ideas Kim says I'd like to wish a happy blurs oh this is our friend Kim and Florida I'd like to wish I wish a happy blurs day to my son and very best bud Griffin he's turning five on labor day and I remember when Griffin was born and I truly can't believe he's already such a big guy Griffin is such a sweet silly critter loving kid and I can't wait to celebrate his birthday with all of our friends and family happy blurs day Griffin stay away from that kumon on aurora avenue gotta learn sometime when you're older when you're older you can go there when you're seven yes exactly and finally on barista maybe my greatest innovation on this program it almost five thousand episode make it so Luke make it so you can be the change you want to see in the world Brian from woodenville says happy 51st birthday to Lee from shoreline yes the infamous cascade bicycle club guy yeah last year Lee used to used his own blurs day to wish his cabin
neighbor Brian G that's me a happy birthday noting that since I refused to let him pay for gas in the boat a tbtl shout out was the least he could do well Lee the gas policy remains unchanged with the blurs a debt is now paid happy birthday buddy but I'm trying to understand as a cabin neighbor because I know that the the Lee's got a place you know but but cabin that they like to go to he's sent me some photos of it and he was giving me some advice on putting a hot tub in a deck and what to do and not do but does this mean Ryan who is maybe has a cabin nearby is another tbtl listener or it sounds like maybe or maybe Ryan on I I love the idea that you've got these folks out there recreating at their cabins and there's a tbtl hot zip yes I'm sorry I'm checking to see if any late breaking blurs days have come through they have not you know I have heard I don't know this is true but I have heard that if you play tbtl for somebody after midnight they become a tbtl listener and they create two more tbtl listeners it's just a theory backwards we actually there
are hidden interesting messages that are woven into it but only if you listen to it back yeah exactly we backmask in interesting content yeah yeah that's so we listen to it frontways and you're like mmm I'm not getting this but you play it backwards that's when you really find out what we're all about happy blurs day everybody yep all right that's gonna do it for today's episode of tbtl but we are going to be right back here tomorrow more imaginary radio so we will see you then in the meantime have a great Thursday everybody take it easy and please remember to mount and to tall and good luck to all power out
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