#643 - Ray

Hey, everybody, it's Theo Vaughn here, and I got a question.

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That's the question.

And I'll say this.

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That would be ridiculous.

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is the only thing that matters.

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Today's guest is a streamer.

He's a content creator.

He's originally from Taiwan, Taiwan.

He's got that spicy shrimp paste.

You know what I'm talking about?

He's that bottom rom and you feel me.

And I heard he's frosty on the hobachi.

He's the lady boy.

I mean, he's a lady's man.

I'm grateful to finally sit down with the man that just won a reality streamer of the year.

Welcome, Ray.

Is there anything specific you want to talk about and go over it?

Is there something that's for your brand or anything that's popping for you?

I'm looking to buy anything, I don't really care.

You want to buy an island?

Buy an island?

What'd you say?

Island?

Sorry.

I'll be down.

I'll be down.

I'll be down.

I'll be down.

I'll be down.

I'll be down.

I'll be down.

I'll be down.

I'll be down.

I'll be down.

You can't buy an island.

What do you mean?

Not right now.

It's not a good time.

No.

I love to do on like that.

I'm making a new streaming, streaming DD party.

You're making a new streaming DD party?

Not only because DD has seen my kids.

No, no, no.

Everybody can join.

I'm not racist.

So you can.

Every racist can join.

Black, white.

I mean, Indians, Europeans.

Everybody can join.

It's a DD party.

I don't know if it's the best time, because they just put out all those files from the

um.

Oh, from the Epstein?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So do you want to go that far and do like an island or you were somewhere?

No, no, no.

I don't want to do those things laid through, but I want to make something new shit.

Your own shit?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We haven't been on the island before.

I've never been.

I had a comedian that had been though.

They invite you?

No.

I don't even invite an invite.

I don't know.

I have to mail live and open.

Okay.

But I don't think I got anything like that.

Yeah.

I don't.

I would it.

Wait, wait, deal.

Yeah.

Quick question.

That's the intro.

That's the intro.

That's the intro?

Like, like, would you buy an island?

Yeah.

Oh my God.

That's what America's wondering, because you're the future man.

The future now is like, we're getting all of our semiconductors from your, I know that

you're tired.

We're getting all of our semiconductors from you guys, right?

Oh, the car from PC.

Yeah.

Oh, you.

So you got the future, bro?

That's not the future.

That's not the future, man.

That got for me.

Y'all have all of our ideas.

All the information is going through Taiwan now.

Yeah, bro.

And it's happening physically, I think, through you.

That's what I'm saying, like.

Yeah, it's all, you know what?

I might be the spy.

No.

Yeah.

You know, you know, whose fandom is?

Phantom.

Phantom.

Phantom.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Phantom.

Phantom.

Phantom, like, Phantom of the opera?

Bring it up.

What's that?

Phantom of the opera.

This was the guy.

What's that?

Guy doing white face.

This was like a early kind of, this dude was like taking advantage of women and doing white

face or whatever.

Oh, like, he, the original Diddy.

Yeah, yeah.

He was.

Oh, okay, okay.

I like that.

I like that.

He was an early Diddy.

But dude, if you, if you did a Diddy thing, dude, bro, if you did a Diddy.

I don't know if people are ready for it right now.

Do you think, I guess if everybody's invited at least, it's more that, more welcoming

to everyone.

Nah, listen.

It's all my dude, bro.

So, boom.

You know, Diddy got a big guy's bad, right?

Big bad.

Big bad.

Yeah, big bad.

Yeah.

Baby oil.

Yes.

Under tunnel.

Get a tunnel, too?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah.

It's not that part, but like, like, I'm gonna make a big dad.

Everyone got late, drink for me.

Hennessey.

You know that?

Hennessey.

Come on and play.

Yeah, oh, definitely.

Yeah.

So, we're gonna do that.

But then what?

For me, shake it happen.

You're gonna have good music.

You're gonna have a good time.

It's, it's like a party for real, like it's gonna drink, got late party dance, music, DJ.

What, what, girl DJ or via like a via like more like classical music, you think violent?

Nah, no, no, that's an ocean.

I'm old, I'm 40, I'm 50, I'm old, I'm gonna die soon.

50?

Yeah.

No, 45.

No, 45.

I'm 45.

Oh my God.

Look at me.

Look at me from this side.

You don't look like, all I'm care about, you look like 30.

You're like 35.

I feel young, dude.

45?

Yeah, man.

Have the body and the grave.

I know, bro.

It's a waste up only.

You double my age.

You double my age, you know that?

Am I really?

Yeah.

I'm 20 years old.

I'm just 20.

Congratulations, man.

Thank you, bro.

Congratulations to you, bro.

Thank you.

All the success, podcast, for me, life.

I appreciate it, man.

Yeah, man.

And welcome.

Yeah.

This, we got Ray, Ray Asian guy.

Ray Asian guy.

Nah, nah, nah.

Just call me Ray.

Just Ray.

Yeah, yeah.

You don't like Ray Asian guy anymore.

Nah, nah, nah.

I like him with Ray Asian boy.

Ray Asian boy.

Yeah.

But I really like that.

So I'll just call me Ray.

Would you ever change it to like Ray Asian man?

Like, would that be the thing you think?

No, it don't sound right.

It don't feel me.

It don't sound right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How about you?

Your name's Theo Wang, right?

Yeah.

Would you ever change to Uncle Theo Wang or something?

Ooh, maybe.

All right.

Uncle Theo Wang, the country guy.

Oh, maybe so.

Yeah.

Maybe I don't know.

I think if I got a farm or something, I could do something like that.

Uncle Theo's country hotel or something.

I'm going to put up a business.

That would be fine.

Yeah.

Quick question.

Like, are you from Nashville?

I'm from Louisiana.

Oh, so he races.

Am I racists?

Uh-huh.

I wouldn't say that.

I mean, okay.

Yeah, I've had, like, I wouldn't say, I would say, I don't mind a little racism.

Me too.

Yeah.

We have to say it, bro.

Beautiful.

Yeah, bro.

Yeah, bro.

Quick question.

Now, you've been saying that in word?

No, no, no, no.

I mean, I've thought it pretty loud a couple times.

But I don't say it.

Like, we don't got a lie.

We don't got a lie right now.

Like, you know what I'm going to say before, right?

I have, I don't think I've said, I don't remember.

I'll tell you this.

If I, I've never, maybe if I was like at the dentist office when they give you that stuff,

you know?

What stuff?

You know what the dentist office when they give you the, um, for your molars or whatever?

Novocaine.

Novocaine.

Yeah.

Okay.

And then, you know, sometimes you say stuff or whatever.

But no, I don't say it, man.

There was a time.

Like, you want to say it like, but like, you just control it.

I don't think it's worth saying.

Yeah, but I'm going to keep it about you.

I say it one time.

You say it one time?

Yeah, I say it one time.

I'm screaming.

I'm screaming.

Like, I've seen your song.

I got whole, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know the song?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I seen that song and it was on the string.

I just said the whole r.

I'm not even saying the anywhere.

I said the whole r by accident.

I think if you're, bro, if you're singing, what time was it?

Was it past 8 p.m.?

Yeah.

It was past 8 p.m.

It wasn't, but it was, it was in Japan.

It wasn't here.

It wasn't Japan.

I think if it's a certain time at night, they should have an hour or something

where you could sing.

Oh, like I can say.

No, it should be one day.

Everybody can say it.

That'll be fine.

I'm going to be screaming.

Yo, what's up?

Feel me?

I'm going to be screaming at shit like that.

Bro, we should definitely.

You and me should do a collab where we, like, no, we can't do that.

We can't do it and we're collab, bro.

You're setting me up, bro.

No, I'm not, bro.

You are a spy, bro.

I am a spy, but we're not going to say out loud.

But we already said it.

Oh, my God.

I mean, damn, bro.

Let's start over.

Yeah, let's start over.

Let's restart.

Yeah.

We'll keep it in, but we'll restart.

Okay.

Wait.

Let's do an intro.

Okay.

Okay.

Here today with the young guy, baby Ray, some people call him.

Just Ray.

Some people used to call him Ray Asian boy, Ray Asian, baby.

They don't, they're just right now, though, bro.

That's right.

He's out of Taiwan.

Yeah.

He's probably the number one.

He's the number one Taiwanese streamer.

He just won streamer of the year.

No, I think we streamer.

Yeah.

No, speed one.

Yeah, speed one.

I mean, read, read the show some shit.

The one like that.

Read the.

I'm okay, but I forgot what I went, bro.

Yeah.

You don't matter, man.

Life is about living life and being happy, bro.

Yeah.

And it's not like fuck that shit, bro.

We hear.

We are love.

Fuck them.

Nope.

Nah, nah, nah.

Fuck them.

Yeah, never mind.

Yeah, never mind.

Yep.

Right here.

I'm with my uncle.

Three.

Fuck.

I forgot.

Okay.

I'm not from here.

I'm immigrant.

I know.

How do I pronounce like it?

D'l.

T-L.

Or D'l.

How did you pronounce it in Taiwan?

You think?

Ti-H-E-UL.

D'l.

D'l.

D'l.

D'l, D'l.

D'lv.

Here, bro.

D'lv-, dunv denna.

I'm here with uncle D'lv Tongfeng.

You feel me?

Yeah, time to shoot.

I'm having a good time, man.

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The Finna tale.

The MINI Pit joulicons.

Yes.

Um, who else?

Brad and Martin, Rosa Park.

Um, yeah, Rosa Parks who else, I'm trying to think,

oh, oh, who's a guy who's a, who's a Robinson?

I like the basketball player.

Yeah, okay.

He was like the original Kaisenat probably.

Why you say that?

Bro, Nate had a jump so Kai could,

Kai could run, yeah.

Bro, bring up, we need Robinson bro.

He don't even make sense, so like,

bro, I'm talking about.

They play basketball.

Kai's dream, like, you don't even,

I'm just talking about science and history right now.

You're talking about the height.

Look at this guy, bro.

Look at that.

Oh my God, no, he is nice, oh.

They call him baby sneaker,

because he was chocolate and nuts, bro.

He got more bunnies than Easter.

He is risen.

Bro, I'd be hope, I got a black jeans man.

No, I got the Asian jeans.

I got a small dick.

I can not charm, I can not hope.

Like, damn, I just hope I can get a black jeans.

I can't have that BBC, I big that dick, bro.

It would weigh you down right now, though.

I don't think your body can handle it if you had it on you.

Your body.

No, I could handle it if I got a big dick, bro.

No, you'd probably have to wear suspenders or something with it.

What's that?

It's like, if you can't hold, it's called,

sir, spenders.

Sir, spenders?

Yes.

It's like a special thing.

If your body can't hold something up,

you got to have suspenders.

There you go.

Mm, so if I hold in a dick, Kai should.

You would have to probably, bro, your body's not going to be able to support a big way.

Yeah, I feel that, I feel that, I feel that.

You know what I say?

I can handle it, I can handle it if you want me.

Uh-uh, I don't feel you at all.

I don't think you could.

If you came in with a big dick, your back will be hurting all the time.

No, but I'm not talking about like that big, like two down here.

I'm talking about like a good 10, a good 15.

15 is insane, brother.

How?

That's a good size.

What are you, a carpenter?

You're going to be using it to just do measurements and build stuff, bro.

15 is a hat, 15 is a lot.

Not 15 is.

Mm-hmm.

Then if you're having sex, some of your wieners going to be outside of the vagina and it's

going to get cold.

I mean, I mean, I mean, cause, cause I, my shit's more, cause for me, I want a big dick

for now.

But you might have a big dick in your country, do you?

I don't think I have a big dick in my country.

Everybody Asian, you know what they say about aging, aging has, aging has more dick.

Like, look at that semi conductor, huh?

Yeah, bro.

Does white have big dick?

Sometimes, every now and then, you get a guy who just did something different.

Mm-hmm.

I fuck with that.

I fuck with that.

Based on recent out of the average erect penis size.

Based on.

In Taiwan, it's 4.9 inches.

Based on penis size, average 4.9.

Yeah.

Wait.

That's not bad, right?

No, bro.

I think y'all got tricked online of thinking y'all got low wieners over there.

Actually, it's big.

Come on, man.

Look at that shrimp.

Y'all got that scampy, baby.

Not shrimp means, like, small dick.

I know, but I'm saying, I think people tricked you guys to think that.

Oh, yeah.

It's kind of like Asian got small dick by the whole time.

I got big dick in number no.

No, they got still pretty small dick, but just not.

Yeah, just not that small.

It's okay though.

Like, you can use it.

Regular dick.

Yeah, use it.

That's not saying that's, that's all he mattered.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Look, I agree with your brother.

Not that.

Okay, let's start the interview then.

So what I'm saying?

So having studied.

We're just talking some bullshit.

Yeah, we're just talking some bullshit, but we haven't started, but we haven't started.

Not just started for you.

Okay, let's start for real.

All right.

I'm here with my nephew right here right now.

The first of all, the first Taiwanese guy we've ever had on this podcast.

So let's say, thank you for coming, bro.

Appreciate you, bro.

Oh, do you feel like streaming is the future of podcasting, bro?

Do you feel like it's kind of like a next element?

Because like, when I was, you're a, they didn't have podcasting.

I mean, they kind of had like radio, but then they, then podcasting started.

Yeah.

Do you think streaming is like the next evolution of that?

Or have you even thought about that?

I mean, 100%, but streaming is way different than podcasting.

I feel like streaming.

You can do it wherever you want.

You can go outside, travel around the world, walking outside with like, interacting with people.

But podcast, I feel like podcasting down, have a talk, have chatting.

I feel like it's a different thing.

But I've definitely streamed like a big thing like night.

Oh, shit.

I don't know how to say it, but like, you know what I mean, right?

Yeah, streaming.

That stream means like the next big thing.

Oh, for sure.

It's a new thing.

Yeah.

Yeah, streaming is the big.

Yeah, like, I mean, how long has streaming been going actually?

And who is the first streamer?

Do you know?

I don't know.

Bro, I was like, oh gee, PewDiePie.

I don't know.

Who was the first streamer?

Because Fuzi died, didn't he?

Fuzi, he didn't die.

He's still alive.

Oh, man.

People have said he's dead.

Is he died a couple times?

I know he died once by the mall.

He died over there.

Wait, do you know J.J. style?

No, never heard of him.

J.J. style is considered.

What the fuck is that?

I thought he was a wrestler.

J.J. style is considered one of the earliest, if not the first gaming streamers.

In 1993, at age 12, he host a public access TV show called Video Games in More in Arizona.

That's crazy.

I don't know about that.

What do you mean?

I think it's fake.

I don't know if it's fake, but I've never heard about that.

Yeah, me too.

If I don't know, I'll definitely know, but I never heard of him.

J.J. style.

Meet the original Twitch streamer from 1993.

Yeah, I can see that we have a collar of rare intelligence.

Before Twitch, before Justin TV in 2007, way back in the 90s,

public access shows were all the rage.

And 12-year-old Arizona J.J. style's A.K.A. Zought the Avenger hosted a gaming show

he ingeniously titled Video Games and More.

Hello, it's me, Zach the Avenger.

Once again, with another episode of Video Games and More.

Oh, wait, so that kids J.J. style.

That kids J.J. style.

Yeah, legend.

First we'll do it.

Can I be up, bro?

You're a legend, bro.

I don't know if he did.

I will clap for him.

Respect to him.

I don't know.

I bet he's on peptides or whatever now, but hopefully he's doing good.

Yeah, I hope to.

But like, who do you guys consider the first streamer?

First streamer.

First streamer, like that, whoever streamed first on the platform.

So who was the first Twitch streamer then?

Like, I'm just wondering if there was like a, you know,

was there like a George Washington obit or something?

Joey, what?

Or who was like the, um, Christopher Columbus, a streamer, you know?

Or Bruce Lee.

Yeah.

I'll say, I'll say Jack Doherty.

Okay.

Yeah.

He part of the first streamer who ever did it.

Yeah.

Jack Doherty.

Is that that kid that's always getting in fights and hiding it, like,

putting his girls in cars and stuff?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That kid.

He part of the first streamer for me.

He a legend.

He a legend.

He a legend.

I'll say he a legend.

Yeah, he's always getting rid of his bitches, dude.

Every other episode, he's like, I'm putting that bitch is going

and guess what's behind this curtain.

And it's another bitch back there.

Oh my god.

I'm going to tap in.

In the back.

There we is right there.

Mug shot.

That's him.

Dude, he always will hill like tickle somebody and then hide behind a big block.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What do you mean by that?

Big backyard?

One of his security guards.

Oh, okay, okay.

Dude, he'll always like walk off from the security guard and then get snuck by somebody.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He has a crazy life, though.

So he's considered the first streamer then.

Yeah, he the first streamer.

Okay, bet.

Yeah.

I didn't know what was going on.

Wait, so he'd be streaming.

No, but I was watching.

Dude, I, you know, I kind of see what's going on.

You know, I got to link up with speed one time when he was in town.

So, you know, there's stuff like you kind of see what's going on and I'm curious about

it because it's the future.

It's like, you know, to not know what the future is would be kind of bizarre and not be curious

about it, you know.

Yeah.

And you kind of, quick question.

Yeah.

Would you hop on a stream after this podcast with me?

Yeah, I would do something.

Yeah.

What do you, what should we do?

Maybe go for a walk or something.

Oh, you can show me around Nashville, show me what you've been doing like offline, golf

and golfing, fishing, whatever you do.

Like, yeah.

I'll be down.

If we could fish, that'd be dope.

Hmm.

We can go buy the, the, the, the warm, we can buy the, the, the fishing rod, fishing rod.

Yeah, fishing rod.

I think I got some, I got some, I got some, in my truck actually.

Are you a country guy?

I, I think, I think you're a country guy.

Like, I can, like, buy your face, buy your dress, like, the whole body and buy the house.

I feel like you're a country guy.

Let me think about him.

And you got accent too.

You got a country guy accent.

Yeah.

Are you a man?

America.

American.

Yeah.

We grew up just like in our area was just like kind of black and white.

It wasn't like real red neck.

So it wasn't like, you know, shooting guns and like, you know, um, doing in words or

with red neck.

Yeah.

It wasn't like, uh, I mean, is that racist?

If I say, if you say what, red neck neck, some people consider it racist.

I don't know if I do.

Okay.

But some people would.

Okay.

Okay.

Because some people, that's like the end word to some white people, you know?

Oh, oh, I'm sorry, but if I offense offense to you, like, no, man, I'm okay.

I don't identify as that.

I just identify kind of like as rural.

It's like, yeah, I feel you just kind of rural uncle.

I will, I will let you call me a chin chung.

I'll give it a pass really.

Yeah.

Just call you one time.

It's okay.

I only want to do it.

I don't want to do it.

It's okay.

I feel like I'm giving you the pass.

You can say chin chung.

I would not say I would probably, I would think it's something better than that.

I, let me see.

Like, I would think like chop chop.

Look at this little chop chop.

Chip chop.

Chip chop.

Hey, bram, Chanking.

No.

You like, I like that.

I like that.

Chip chop.

Okay.

Chip chop.

Because it's more, it's more like, like, I don't like chin chung that much.

Why?

I would maybe call you like a slot machine boy or something like that.

Something that Asian people like to do.

Look at this little kind of slot machine.

Look at this little slot machine.

Yeah.

What do you mean by that?

Like, we, like, we, like, we, you know, I'm just thinking out like, this is a horrible

conversation to be in.

Dude, you know what?

You know what I realized with you, like, like, you like to, like, really examine races

and then, like, stand, like, usually races and it's just like, somebody like, you know,

you run through it, you, like, racism is just like you take a step in and you're out.

Yeah.

But you like to go stand in the races and it's, you know, why I love everybody.

I love every culture, I respect every culture.

That's, you know, me, I feel like I said, I do feel that energy from you.

Well, that's the thing I noticed about you is you bring a lot of people together, man.

All types of people like you, you know, I can feel that.

I hope so.

I'm trying my best.

I feel that energy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What, when it comes to Asian folks, how do you rank them?

Bring up a couple of Asians.

Bring up a batch of Asian, bring us up a batch.

So, so you mean like every race is how, how, oh my God, you know, you know, you know, you know, him?

I don't know him.

That's Jay Chow, you know, you know, you know, from fact, me and him wasn't in the same school.

What did my mother in school?

And then we, so he's Taiwanese.

Yeah, he's Taiwanese.

We're in the same exact school.

We graduated at the same high school.

No.

We got the same teacher.

What kind of guy was he?

I never made him before.

I want to make him because he's a legend.

Oh, you're not at the same time, different time.

He's a singer.

Oh, he is, Jay Chow.

Yeah.

And people right now, people in Taiwan compare me to him because we, we found the same school,

we found the same place.

And then he's a legend too.

Shout to you.

What's up, Jay Chow.

Nice to see you, brother.

Yeah.

So, where do you, like, Taiwanese, I'm trying to think of what else they have.

They have Japanese, all Japanese, Vietnamese, like, what is this one?

Like, I feel like Japanese.

Okay.

And how do you guys, how do you rank?

Probably Yakuzi or some shit, Yakuzi, against the Japanese.

Yeah, that's bad ass.

Yeah, that's bad ass.

He look like he can whoop your ass.

Oh, I bet he could fucking hoop as well, dude.

Now I'm thinking whoop, he look like he can do some shops on sushi or some shit.

He'll fucking carve a hoop in your neck.

I mean, that dude looks like he'll shoot a three-pointer right through your fucking spine

with that knife, big dog.

I don't think he'll hoop, though.

What about this guy?

Who is that?

Like, that's the president of China.

And where does China rank?

Like, that's what he's saying.

China rank, I'm a kid, but I don't want to lie, bro.

I rank China down there, bro.

Down at the bottom.

It's like, not like cool, but like, like, like,

their personality, like, how do I say, like,

they're just not really a good person.

That's what I feel like.

Okay?

Yeah.

And what about, I felt like it's Philippines or some shit.

Oh, Filipinos, that's.

Come both in.

I fucking feel the Philippines.

I remember tough five, tough seven, tough seven, tough seven.

What about Korean?

Ooh, look at this little fucking biscuit.

Look at this dog treat right here, huh?

Who's caught up in the world?

What do you mean by that?

No, I'm just saying you got this shit flying.

Not me, man.

No, I'm just saying.

So you're just going back?

No, look at this little fucking.

No, no, no.

I mean, he is fat, but like, look at this little jaundice juice box

right here, boy, you look like a fucking juice box, right?

Now, why are you faces like, nah,

he faces like a pork buns.

Oh, yeah, he does.

He got pork bun face.

He got pork bun face.

Yes.

He got pork bun face.

Pork bun face.

A BTS.

And these guys are what?

Koreans.

Okay.

How do Koreans rank?

All right, they are tough five, a good tough five.

Cause they're competitive.

A lot of business people over there.

Strict responsibilities.

Yeah, Korean people vary responsibilities.

I didn't know about that.

Yeah, like they want the kids to do well.

That's why I didn't stay around you uncle.

Cause you're going to teach me some old stuff, some small stuff.

I don't know.

I do stream.

I don't care about all that, but like, if I stay around you,

I'll be knowing all the, like, smart.

Yeah, the history.

Yes.

Yes.

Bro, we'll turn you into a little red neck as well,

boy, little country boy.

I will be down.

Cause you're already named Ray.

Ray is the most popular in one of the most country names

in the world.

It is?

Yeah, Ray.

Come here, Ray.

You just put some letters together.

Nah.

Cause my last name is Ray.

Are you E.I.?

And so I change it to Ray.

I say make sense, feel me?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Or Indians?

Wait.

Yeah.

And how does Indians?

I don't think, I don't think they, like, like, we Asians,

like, we fucking them, but like, I want to say they,

Asians.

Yeah, they more like, they all continent.

Oh, who is this?

Oh, that's Lay Ocean.

What the fuck is that?

I don't know either, bro.

Lay Yoshi.

Let's keep, they don't even remember.

I'm care about, have you ever been to Japan?

Yeah.

How are you, how are you liking it?

I liked it, man.

They got everything.

It's clean, nice.

Yeah.

A lot of Japanese people friendly.

Yes.

Yeah, they're so friendly.

One thing about Taiwanese too, like, they're friendly.

They are?

Yeah, they are.

Are they accepting of, if American people go there?

Yes, they love black people and white people.

Like, they love fortune.

Like, if the bitches see you white, you got a white dick,

they can be like, oh, well, oh, you feel me?

Oh, they want that, huh?

Yeah, they want a white stroke.

They want that chop chop.

No, no, no.

I'm a chop chop.

Oh, yeah.

You, you like a, he how?

Oh, they like that, he how?

Yeah, like, like, like, like, like, some cobwee shit.

He how?

Put some straw around my penis, huh?

Yes.

Little a little, last so on it.

Who is this guy?

What is that, you know what he means?

That's Jason the Wing.

It is?

Yeah.

Jason the Wing.

He's Vietnamese, bro.

He's Vietnamese.

And is, how do you guys view Vietnamese people?

They're cool.

We got, we got, we got, we got no problem about it.

They're cool.

Okay.

So who's your biggest nemesis?

Like, who's kind of the art, like, like Batman vs Joker?

Like, if y'all are Batman and who's the, like, who's the,

mm, I was, I was, I was like, I was like,

I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm China.

Okay?

behind it and it kind of like beefing yeah by me personally I don't really care

So you don't carry that energy around with you really yeah I don't really care bro but you know it

Yeah I know I know it it's in the cabinet bad oh my god that's my that's my uncle you know him

Oh yeah that's Uncle Roger yes that's my uncle bro shout shout your uncle Roger

bro hi yeah oh yeah bro what's his song what's that song see if you can find that song

what have you ever met him before yeah bro Uncle Roger came here he was there he told

podcast hilarious bro he's great guy yeah I fuck with him this is his song right here bro this is

his anthem bro this is a summary anthem play it up

wait can't can't read the title for me because I can't read C I can't see either right

out in that's Uncle Roger I see that's some

this is his no this is his favorite song I don't think that's Uncle Roger though

bro I'm telling you bro I didn't see no engine there that's sexy rare right there okay

hey that's fucking shy Gilius Alexander Braire buddy in this bitch

it's okay okay hey okay but I don't think that Uncle Roger let's but no this is

there's a bunch of breath folks like light light that's all you see that's all you see twin I'm

just saying that babe a word can be gay too this is the true bro

oh no no this actually is a good song I'm telling you bro this Uncle Roger put me on this shit

nah that's tough that's enough right there bro we ain't giving it all to him wait have you ever

um like like like how long have been doing the podcast for seven years because I'm trying to

get you know you I feel like okay if I'm on the podcast I want to get you know you too

yeah for respect to the my my my how did I say older yeah elder elder yeah you could say

elder so you've been doing pocket for seven years yeah but I've been doing comedy for almost 20

years oh yeah wait my bad my phone my shit really oh bro y'all make them you could do whatever

you want with them oh yeah yeah you're right you're right then bitches can you fucking you if I

got unlimited phone bro now I don't think I want it I bet you got 200 fucking phones nah I'm from

Taiwan but I don't make the phone though that's a problem uh quick question for you growing up

did were there actual factories and stuff where people are making a lot of electronic stuff or is that

just a myth that we hear in America mmm nah they do let's support called Tai Zhong they make all the like

three C's the computer the chips they don't they all made that in that area so is it very common

that a lot of people go work in those types of places yeah you know yes like that but you know

people work there got paid high like they pick so many money but they'll they'll go bald like after

like ten years they'll go bald yeah it's because it's really stressful oh did you ever know

somebody that worked there so it's like a common thing nah I don't know how many work do you got it

yeah but I know these prayers are like like they teach us fucking things school they just tell us

that part know for making those chips and computing stuff oh wow yeah do they have um

lesbians in Taiwan yeah Taiwan is the first country who accept gay to marriage is it really

yeah in in in the Asian the first country first Asian country oh wow so Taiwan is a very progressive

country I support all the LGBTQ the gays the lesbians I shout to y'all man I mean I've been doing

engaged sometimes because I support them that's why do gays shit yeah I think looking I think you

can do not I think you can not do gays shit and still supporting but also if you're gonna do get

look bro play the song again from Uncle Robby you know what I'm saying bro you gotta do bro

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is it popular to have a big family in Taiwan or just a little family

oh like like like like like we sell cousin or we sell your cousin like no like with the

yeah like do people do your do your parents have a lot of siblings like did you have a lot of

I mean I don't have siblings you're only child yes so I be grow up like four sometimes Jesus only

child look it up with Jesus and only child wait are you only child no you got siblings I got three

siblings yeah now how do I feel going up because I don't I don't got to spread that

whether Jesus is an only child of the substance you can debate so who knows bro

but I think he was so he was the most popular one I bet his brother was like dang I ain't even

going out at a house yeah you know I'm saying if Jesus is your brother what are you going to do

you can do whatever but I know but still you don't want to be like just milling around on his

shit all day what do you mean you don't want to be say you don't be named by Jesus brother you would

want to do your own thing you know if Jesus is doing his thing you would probably want to do

you're something unique to you maybe do music or something I don't know if Jesus was my brother

I'll do whatever I like right but would you try to do the same thing like oh I'm gonna be a

savior all like I'm saying would you try to go down the same road if I got a chance I would

I would I would say people all right all right that's true if I can say people I'll say people

yeah you right yeah so I got a question for you yeah like growing up as an America yeah what's

like a America culture or like something like only America would do Americans would do I think a

lot of times like probably some only Americans would do maybe some of the games we played as

children mm-hmm stuff like that all right what type of game um they will play probably

they used to have a game called like you would throw a ball up in the air whoever caught it was

like a gay guy or whatever and then everybody would like hit him or whatever like corners

like if he in the elevator if it's like corners you gotta go the corners if it's if the

present night the corner you gotta go jump oh yeah kind of like oh okay okay okay I

forgot that I forgot that very similar to that okay so that was something that was very

American what was something that was very American oh sometimes if you have if you're at school you

bring a apple to the teacher why just a gift yeah I think we do that in Asian too really yeah we got

a red envelopes red envelopes yeah like put some money give it to teacher like your friends family

also give what's a holiday that they only have in Taiwan that they don't have here oh yeah the

national holiday it's on it's on uh I think it's on October 8 or October 10 I forgot some

shit I think that's oh Chinese New Year oh it was Chinese New Year right now oh just happy

year of the horse yeah yeah yeah yeah I feel like that's the only thing that agent said about

Chinese New Year yeah that's something we hear a lot about here because I go to the massage place

and they gave me like a little gift over there oh like a lie lie lie lie lie something I like

the massage of it yeah oh the god um lie lie lie lie lie lie lie happy ending no no no I say no

oh yeah I tell the world I don't want that shit I jerk myself off I don't need you to do my

shit I do my own work you know I did it one time in Taiwan you did it's kind of cool how

when you went 18 do you have to be 18 to go I don't think they care you're getting money but you can't

massage a kid that shit's it's it's just fucking crazy I mean Taiwan 18 is legal 18 is the legal

age to drink yeah it can drink 18 for me can massage happy ending all that for me I lock it

think the rule in America like like can drink only 21 is lock it like dumb yeah like I feel like

as the age of 20 I feel like 20 you can drink bro like come on you're gonna ask me you got

pubes if you want me you got you got you got armpit you're gonna ask me and you can drink

age of 20 bro like who give a fuck 18 and 19 probably nah but like 20 else a year

I believe I vote for that I think people like rom from people drink really young you know I can

tell yeah so you country yeah I'm country people drink beer for fun yeah so let's start

they call I know fans I read Nick oh well people that also they work outside a lot and so the

sun all the sun yes but if their cheek is red and stuff that's mostly from alcohol

drugs you be you be drinking beers nah I'm drinking you healthy you do the coke I had a quit you used to

yeah why you quit trying to be healthy yeah bro yeah I never thought it was trying to be healthy

but yeah yeah yeah definitely it was like I had it like I just got a different diet yeah yeah yeah

so you're healthy yeah okay I mean that's kind of yeah I mean that's let me know what's your

routine like like you wake up like dude like be your shit or like you wake up you start making

breakfast cooking eggs no I don't eat breakfast bro breakfast is the fucking bro breakfast is

the fucking pigeons Brian doing so what you're eating when you're hungry like wake up

because he dinner bro only dinner once a day like like what bro breakfast is you wake up and eat

Brian even done shit I'm not getting up and eat breakfast so what you wake up but you're still

growing probably so you got to get up and eat breakfast but I don't grow I stopped by five five

eight I never grew after that bro you could grow a little bit but you're doubting yourself

with that attitude that's the kind you're gonna stay that size bro tell me so I got I got

believed I gotta believe myself like I can grow I can grow I can grow yeah or at least have a hope

I'll be I'll be hoping that for my whole life I'm a dick it did not grow but I'm just saying

now they got peptides bro you can get that shit easy nah I feel like BBL for me you don't feel

real but that's you dude if you could easily have a fucking get some peptides get you a little

when peptides mean like you're thinking like do some shit they got every peptide now bro

wait that's what wait peptide make your hair longer they got peptide for your neck your eye color

they have a peptide on make people it'll even make your skin look darker if you do that if you

make it darker so does that mean like you can say that word I think if you use a lot of it

probably okay would you do it I don't know if I would yeah me too I'm a staying Asian for me dude

so take us back just so our audience knows take us back you were just living in Taiwan right yeah

I mean like a famous thing is you met Kaisen at the 711 right so that was like a chance encounter

people say it was staged sometimes yeah do you think it was staged or not I mean I know myself

is it's not staged I mean I was on the school trip hold listen the way I make guys in Japan

I'm going to school takes you to a 711 bra as a as a as a school trip it says no because

I study in the class called like like like how did I say like like like

like English class like so you were learning some English a little bit okay I mean look at

the bullshit over there the teacher is fucking Asian how can they teach a good English

well yeah they teach you should if they take you to a fucking 711 as a field no no no no no they didn't

they didn't teach us they didn't take us to say 11 it's a free day that day I would I stream

sniper car so I'm gonna see that's why I mean you went yeah I saw kind of stream over there so I

just go over there how far away did you live from there no it's Japan I don't leave it oh it's

your school trip yeah I'm visiting so you ran into him and that was it nah I he was streaming I

stream sniping right and then all I want is to take a pic and he fucking me to check up me and that

was it the rest that's how we started yeah that's how I started so I feel like I'm very blessed to be

here I feel I got blessed by God I'm very lucky and yeah bro did you have to tell your

guys and shout out to you but like like oh yeah guys the truth yeah he's the most excited man

energy is so his energy is through the room yeah without him I wouldn't be shit I'll be a bitch

in Taiwan no you still be a man bro I hope so but I wasn't doing shit in Taiwan I don't know what

to do I don't go for young man bro I don't be saying that kind of shit bro you got to speak up

yeah I appreciate that uncle thank you bro you got to speak up yeah yeah bro in words can be gay

too bro anything can happen wait wait go back to the line you say play the song again you say

and we're gonna be oh oh wait what do you mean by and we'll can be gay like anybody could do anything

that's facts yeah and it's impossible

that's some saying bro but I got half the NBA in this fucking video bro and these motherfuckers going hard

half the ball family and that bitch but they probably going all wrong okay I feel I feel you

I feel you did you have to tell your parents like look guys I'm changing I'm like I'm gonna change

my life here were they scared of it like what like in Asian culture like there's a lot of

respect between parents and children is that right yeah is it the same in Taiwan is culture yeah yeah

yes I like it depends on the parents so okay shout my parents they very support whatever I do so

so at that point but I wasn't thinking about when first me caught I wasn't thinking about like

I'm gonna stream I'm a blow up I'm do this ah I'll just like okay I'm okay it's cool I made him

and like it's like truly friendship I didn't know I'm be a streamer right you didn't have a big

strategy yeah I just I just know like okay I take a picture that's it for me and after that

tie tape into the state and you start bringing me more on screen and then the fans that love me

that's how I build up so I wasn't thinking about I'm gonna be a streamer at first but were your

parents nervous that you were going to America you just met a young black guy now you're going to

America to see him at first hell yeah my parents definitely never because you just go to America a

random place and yeah somebody five out you don't know him is a random guy yeah and a wealthy random

guy a lot of times if there's somebody's flying out a young dude from yeah yeah yeah it's for you know

for what I mean it's for extra curricular for this I don't know how they do it but they do

in it probably yeah yeah yeah yeah play the song again you know say it right okay okay you're

playing some please yeah I'm just saying but so were your parents scared for you because they're the

parents they have experience like in the world were they saying like son we don't you know what I'm

saying we're nervous I never asked my mom but I should go back ask my mom like I wonder if

she was scared like I feel like she probably scared a little bit but like he tried to call her

hi he know he on internet you can see yeah he's trustworthy yeah I feel I feel yeah my mom trust

okay so yeah um do you engage with a lot of other streamers now like is that a big part of your

thing to link up with other streamers a lot or do you still like to kind of do your own thing yeah

I've been linked with like NBA players and players to do string with yeah I just do a string

brown it's cool as well like I'm a spirit like the life to be NBA because I'm from Taiwan I think

about you can't even name one famous guy come from Taiwan so for me it's like showing the audience

like a special life ball is and yeah bro right you're kind of being a tour guide for people

from your country to the world yeah a little bit like I'm talking I'm showing people around the

world I just feel blessed very blessed to be here I really thank you for everybody supporting me

and yeah man it's really a blessing bro it's pretty amazing it like kind of makes you have

faith that like something new and different can happen you know yeah yeah yeah like uh does it

feel like a lot of pressure being like that I don't feel like pressure I feel I do this like

hobby I don't want to treat it as a work yeah on the trees like a hobby that's how you like

become bigger so because you you want to love what you do right now yeah yeah

it's like you you probably love talking you probably love doing podcasts that's how you keep going

right yeah I love to meet you definitely don't treat it as job that's how you become good yeah yeah

that's why that's what same as media I like to meet people it's been live it's been different

thing about like about an agent K from Taiwan and just showing people love showing people around war

and it's fire do you interact with other streamers do you see KripMac just got out of jail do you see

that I think not see that pull up KripMac bro um wait I think it's Asian right KripMac

KripMac he might be like dark Asian or whatever way like you know him personally KripMac is the

legend bro yeah right here where he is singer yeah he was a musician I think

well how he become talk about Asian and get to KripMac I'm gonna talk about streamers if you

met some of these other these are kind of early streamers right here yeah streamer I mean he

kind of was he was like a uh he was a Krip I love him I mean he would fucking stream some bullets

through somebody oh damn I would love to see that bro you got a link up a KripMac bro he'd be great

what about Tiger King bro he was kind of a early who's Tiger King check your DMs bro he loves

them fucking little Asian appetizers bro wait wait wait he'll put some fucking it's a mock shop

he'll put some soy sauce on your list is that a mock shop huh this is like oh did he or some

shit yeah he kind of the original daddy bro I feel I wouldn't want to think with him bro I

feel like it'll fuck me in the fucking ass my little I don't want him to fuck me in my little

town his asshole but I'm going we don't know what he's gonna do bro no I'm good off that he's a

politician he was almost a politician he tried to run for president what yeah but he's got to look

at that tiger he's got now don't you guys have tigers there yeah of course bro you got tigers

everywhere but y'all got more of them don't you I don't know about that how many tigers they got

in Taiwan bro pull it up with the first such a list of shit bro how many tigers they got in

Taiwan we got more dragons there are no wild there's no tigers yeah bro that's crazy damn bro

probably in the zoo do you have zoos over there yeah you think Taiwan's a third country or some shit

I don't know what it's like we're trying to find out you're right you never been there you're

right you're right you're like what are some modes of transportation there like y'all have like I

know they have a skateboard yeah look at everything like a car like a like a everything man they

Honda Honda Civic you got that um I don't think we got that that's more like Thailand yes more

that's more like Thailand oh yeah we we do have that booty chain whoo is that bitch pretty fast

that bitch fast as fuck really do you 300 300 capable uh how does that 300 miles per hour

100 look at that bitch right there you telling me I think that's in Thailand man I think that's

Thailand I don't think that's Taiwan y'all ain't bro I'm just saying you tell look at that's

piggyback ride right there I think everybody can do that you can do it but in some countries

there's a motor transit we can do it huh we can do it we can probably do it yeah hey

rock and do it looks just like us actually I got the same nose is that guy that's standing there

you mean where you mean the uh the the kid I look like the guy with the dark hair now I

felt I look like a guy with down here because we bought eight we both Asian we go that

we both got made our small eyes we both got small dick property and we both skeins yellow bro you're

dick can grow bro if you believe in yourself I hope so I believe in 10 years it did not grow bro

we same size couple years from now we're gonna link up you're gonna have a fucking you're gonna

have a day ba ba ba ba ba you go ahead that drag I just hope I still be I know I'm gonna be alive

but I just hope I can still be alive 10 years ago you know no it's big it's a big time six time time

six you know I'm not working to happen do you run out of stuff to stream when does it get like

do you start to like how do you stay in your own ideas and not cop off of other people's ideas

is there a lot of stuff where other streamers like oh he just did that I'm doing it like does

it become like a lot of like stream before yeah I like that's a good ask question nobody

asked me that before it do be like that sometimes about me I don't care I'm a straight copy of

shit if you got good idea I'm a copy you yeah I'm still that shit if you mean nothing wrong

is doing that shit you cannot sue me it's not legal I'm gonna take that shit if you mean we take

in that fucking shit yeah I mean I mean I don't really care though you can still my idea to I don't

care right so as long as it's that way too then that's fair okay yeah so that's something what's

that one true I saw one stream you got stuck in that swing set and that white lady helped you

out bring it up oh my god how do you know about that that's how one years ago I'm not curious

because I was in New York I got stuck yes how do you know about that is one of my favorite parts bro

I was doing I was doing anything out of time man this was cool bro this I thought this was

interesting bro to see because a lot of times you see them swing sets and you think they're for

Asians because they're little but then now you see our agent get in there you say oh that's not

the truth now I was just oh yeah a grandma helped me yes grandma if you see this video thank you

so much for helping me gala um gala gala uh what the call a swing set yep and you ever talk

to her you ever talk to this kid pause it you ever see this kid again you keep in touch with him

oh no I never see him after that dream you got to find that kid bro yeah that would be a good

stream bro yeah go back to New York go back to the park hmm where was that on the Lower East side

what's that a real good sign that kid bro wonder what he's doing now yeah I'm on the heat

what he's doing he's still a kid but like yeah man I don't know bro now style job bro you grew up

fast when shit like that happens no time go fast but you don't ever talk you don't ever see him

anymore you don't I mean I mean I mean who I gotta talk to him for he I mean the kid would just

live I'm just saying he was there with you or whatever I'm just saying if you keep in touch with

people from the past that's what I'm asking like like in Taiwan yeah yeah I still be talking to my

class me you do yeah did you graduate yeah I did did you have to stop streaming to finish school

or how did you finish not I was streaming why why am I senior year this what I do Monday to

Friday I got to school boom boom boom oh go to school take class take night like for me you are

normal high school do and then Saturday Sunday I stream Saturday Sunday and then same shit going

Monday Friday school Saturday Friday Saturday Sunday stream yeah I was like growing there at the time

I was loving streaming at the time you were yeah I love I love it and at one point you had to

take a break I know and some people said that you would join the military is there any truth to that

or the way I try to mentor in my mind in a dream oh that was even unreal now that is real for me

Israel I wanted to meet it for like four months some cool shit streets shooting some people putting some

gun some bomb you know school is a cool experience yeah yeah I'll I'll I'll send a gel set I can

I go out I wasn't even taking a break you weren't I want to stream but I feel it's better for me to

go for like go for the internet and so when I got on my visa I pop out the new visa you can be a

fire like comeback what did you do while you weren't streaming plain 2k yeah yeah that's it plain

2k who do you use when you play no I play my career I build my own player are you do yeah I

bring it as a black guy like like I said I six eight strong tall as that you can dunk wherever

yeah but now you're in like you live in America now yeah yeah so if you had to fight now if they

had America versus Taiwan a war who would you fight who saw will you fight on you think

I don't think like that happened but I should if that happened

bitch I'm going to moon you leaving yeah I'm going to the moon I'm thinking

NASA whatever that's whatever that she called it force in ASA yeah NASA I'm thinking that to the moon

she's gonna crazy I like that shit dude would you ever who's the first Asian on the moon you think

you're doing oh my god I don't think there's no Asian no is anybody stream from the moon

or I'll be tough for you could do it because that one guy was given that rich guy was giving

people a ride Jeff Bezos Amazon he did as a 2026 no Asian person has walked on the moon bro

yeah I got to be the first one man I'll be down through it bro damn bro you can get up there

and it would be cheaper to get you up there because the luggage you have to pay $75 if it's over like

a certain amount of weight but you be and you be I think you would be because I'm skinny right I

wait one 20 what I'm just saying you would be if you know what I'm saying you would have to pay

those extra charges oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're right you're right so dick ass rolling

up there he gonna have to pay extra yeah bro would you would you call me till the moon like me and you

yeah if we went to the moon dude we would do good up there we're gonna crazy the moon girls boy

moon girls with moon moon man what I say aliens can be gay I'll be fired

and then can be paid again so man pay the fucking song man yeah imagine anything can be gay too

bro if if you pulled up in the aliens is all gay up there would you stay for a little while like

say you get up there yeah you get out your shuttle right yes and they got up some gay alien

staying around I would love to stay there to see like what type of gay aliens that like I'll try

to experience look look what they're doing yes you wouldn't I think I would stay at least for

a couple of meals I wouldn't stay for very long I would yeah me too I would stay for too long

cuz I don't want my ass to get fuck I would tell them I don't have an ass that's what I would

tell them cuz they don't know that's smart but I don't know but if they like if they just do it

like you don't want anything to happen I would say I don't have an ass or something I would say

oh Ray Ray brought his ass you know you gonna snitch on me yeah bro sit bitch we just got there

I'm snitching on you do you think I'm gonna let him use my ass bro what the fuck I'm cold you

sacrifice my ass to yours bro guess what if you're snitching on me I'm snitching on you too I'm

gonna reverse too late you're gonna be in some bad room with something bro I'm gonna be relaxing

out on the moon having a snack or something I'm gonna say oh let's I'm cold on he got ass too

ain't got a dick till go I don't do that kind of shit oh yeah you're right just because you

got snitched on first doesn't mean you got a return to favor bro I got a question for you yeah

like I asked this to everybody hop on my stream okay I'm asking one bit in perfect shot how many

backshare you taking take your time hmm would you say one billion yeah one bit in perfect shot how many

backshare you taking a billion dollars or a billion a billion dollars not yet not telling me

dollars dollars US dollars hmm how much is taking could I get some of it in Bitcoin you think or

it's only got a bit you can be Bitcoin however it's a bit I don't know bro I have to look at

some of the math I don't know okay probably none bro I don't think because I'm doing fine bro okay me

I look here you gotta get that dick out of me I'm taking that shit till that till I'm dead you gotta

gotta dick out me that's I'm taking I'm been out yes one billion yes oh my mom one yes yes yes yes

that's a slot machine that's not saying that yes uh-uh winner it's like it'd be like a slot

machine is add like if when you hit the bonus I'm a slot machine yeah I think I think I think I'm

I think I think I think I think like that I feel you know I feel that that's kind of cool bro that's

heavy though bro how about this would you let somebody fuck you for a Bitcoin bro one yeah

nah I heard that shit going down I'm not gonna take one for one Bitcoin get the fuck out here

gotta give me a million or some shit obedience I'm not taking for one Bitcoin bro how much is a

Bitcoin word right now oh 64000 I'm gonna rethink about that now I think I'm good I won't take

that for for this money I'll take it for more would you what about that Tiger King will you let

him smash he's getting out of prison in a year bro if you did like a stream with him you need him

when he gets out of prison hmm and and and one back shopper what I think even if you just have

lunch with him or y'all sing together some even if y'all to stand there and talk about Christmas

or whatever yeah how much are you gonna give me he ain't gonna have nothing he's just getting out

of jail bro he's got a couple in danger cats that's about it nah man would you be him for Halloween

I mean if he's not gonna get me drunk or put some baby on me okay he might bro he get he just

getting out of prison he gonna want a fucking touch something young yeah man I'm good yeah see me

later okay what is the popular Halloween costume in Taiwan do you guys have Halloween yes you know

you know it's great no you know damn damn fuck god damn my bad no bro if you around me you start

for it get you catch it yeah this is contagious bro yeah you know it's crazy you're born in Halloween

you're only baby boy cuz you that fucking low yellow pumpkin homie how the fuck you know my

birthday is because I've seen those Asian pumpkins bring up Asian pumpkin yeah my birthday is

that Halloween's what's the Asian pumpkin let's just look at normal pumpkin yeah but it's just

the way they carve the eyes I don't remember different do you have Taiwan Halloween we don't have

Taiwan Halloween we just call it Halloween it's the same shit as y'all we do the same shit

chicken chicken you do these dress a costume all that is the same shit and what's a popular costume

there is the same as here like a lumberjack or politician not probably probably dragons dragons dragons

I'll say some Asian shit chopstick profile rise some some noodles bow or something bow bow what the

fuck is that uh bond me or bow what the fuck is that a little baby burn baby what the fuck is

oh oh yeah yeah something like that bitch is a good boy that shit's good I've ever have um

lie lie lie I've ever have like like good noodles no no no baby I never had look at that just

though boy that shit is good though I'll be happy with them in my ass and bitches look good huh

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what you got because I got so many questions for you bro okay because I'm curious about your life

okay so talk to me all right um talk to me yes what the fuck is that in your fucking water

it's water lemon ginger I'm fasting today man I can't eat it oh oh you mustn't

you mustn't for a day no I'm not yet it's for a day just Muslim and around or whatever yeah

just fat I'm just like sometimes I like to fast once a week I don't think it's fast for a day I

don't think that's how it works but you could just do some of them I'll take a day off and I just

have sold in water and sometimes black coffee okay so do you have any kids you got wife like no

kids no wife yet but I work so hard man I work I like to work if you work so hard you can still got

wife and kids they can support you they're not gonna dude where I would never have seen them because

I've been touring and everything has been hard to be like in one place so my kid wouldn't know me

very good yeah you know it would come home he wouldn't know me and stuff yeah and that would break

my heart I feel bad man I feel like at age of 45 it's time bro it's time for start family

get kids hang up retire live oh no we can't retire bro what do you mean you don't have money

yeah I've saved some money but still I like talking to people did I'm getting to meet one of the

biggest streamers in the whole world today I'm not I'm not I'm not that big yet but I'm on the

way low I hope but you're doing great yeah I'm doing good but also this just to get to meet

somebody that's at your experience in life bro you know that's wow bro yeah it is well bro I feel

my life is so well wait so so you just like use a comedian first like you was doing like how do I

say that like stand comedian I still am but I started doing this like six or seven years ago so

that's how you blow up I from standing and you people just find out you're mad funny and you start

doing your own podcast yeah so you're lucky got blessed too yeah that'll be that's fine I think

so got what you said got blessed got blessed oh yeah I think I got blessed for sure that people pay

it started paying attention or something yeah yeah yeah that's the interesting part yeah and you

don't really know why people pay attention but and I think you got to be careful not to get in your

own ego and think like are you too big for seven things I feel right for us will never be too big

for anything would at the end of the day we still human we still human being we got our own

personality um yeah but you could be I mean streamer like you could be president one day you know

like because there's podcasters now that some people say if they ran for office that they could be

president so do you see any streamer could be a podcast or any podcast that could be president

I think that there's podcasters right now that people say oh that person could be a president

right like if they ran like okay Candace Owens uh Joe Rogan I think if those people ran I don't

think that they would run I don't I don't know who they invited yeah they're like oh just like

they're two of the biggest podcasters right okay um would you see yourself being president no why

because I just don't like wearing a suit that much and I don't know enough information right I think

you need to know more information but if you wanted to have somebody that cares about people I think

that I would probably be good at that but I don't like what presidents do because a lot of the

shit this seemed like they do is it just seemed like kind of sometimes a lot of mercury involving

some evil shit yeah yes I like money wise and some crazy stuff yeah like they just like selling

out there people and all this kind of shit you know but I think with a streamer I think one of

you guys could be president one day because it's it's becoming more more common that that that if

they thought about maybe a couple podcasters could then they're gonna think a streamer easily could

so who do you think it would be do you think you would even run one day do you think if if a

mayor if like enough people wanted you in America or Taiwan do you think you would have the

ability to do it I'm a kid but I feel like no streamer can do this bro and for me I would never

want to be a president or like in Taiwan even here it just it's just too much I don't want to love

I don't want to I don't want to be happy do who I love to do streaming talk to people I talk to

cool people like you you meet experience life I think that's why man and we get a good money

we're leaving good that's what that's what so who could do it though I don't need nobody can do it

yeah nobody nobody can do be a president of the United States I would love to see that one day

because it would be fire for a streamer until you have one but I don't think nobody can do this

but imagine streaming on election night in the fucking votes are coming and what about a time one

could you could you be the president of Taiwan do you have president nah I'm just to yeah we do

have president but do they vote him in is it a democracy yeah they vote it yeah

people don't vote it bring him up is he a good guy if you met him nah he hasn't met you yet bro

nah man I'm not I'm feel I told you like shy tie yeah

light change tie light um light light light change the light change the light change the he hasn't met you yet

nah I didn't meet him yet bro I would love to meet him one day why hasn't he met you bro how far

far away do you live from each other shit uh from here no no from where you live in Taiwan oh not

the not the phone like how far 40 minutes or whatever yeah probably some shit he lives 40 minutes

in the air I can match you dude yeah I mean I mean I mean I'm a fuck they want to meet me for like

like what I do I didn't do nothing country but you do you represent possibility that's what they say

but I don't know I just think he should meet you man I want to man I would love to meet you

willing to sit down with like like like light change tie like yeah yeah for for for for like a

podcast or something how are you stream with him yeah I'll see that with him do people in Taiwan

do they have a lot of respect for the uh for the president it's like it's it's like y'all to you

like some people don't like the president some people love it okay so it's like yeah it's like

a person that is a person anything bro um you I saw that you were on the cover of GQ in Taiwan

yeah that's fucking wild bro you think so yeah bro you don't think so

there's you think it was a model bro nah I don't think I'm a model now I do do find that pick

I've ever been in like like any magazine like like cover now I don't do I do like I work

I don't do like a lot of like mainstream stuff I've gotten offered things but I don't like to do

yeah I feel you love what you doing podcasting because I work for myself I don't know nobody

calling me it says you have to do like I just get to work for myself that's fine that's fine but

this is wild bro that was crazy yeah I'm gonna do some Mandarin okay say um yeah E some say

huh how do you count to ten of men what did you just say yeah E some say I'm low chuck I don't

know so I don't think there's many but it's Cantonese bro sorry yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I got

that album in my car yeah donny does Cantonese or whatever you sing that oh you got album in your car

uh I used to take a boom then you got you got you got everything your car yeah I used to take

a uh where you try to learn a language you know I'm talking about yeah yeah well I'm just

speaking English yes so I got learned but I know I just speak English a little bit some but you

can do better but I want to learn some in your language yeah I got you say um what's your name

say

no

I'm too so local

not your surgeon

male guy

Is that good?

will you turn out on again?

you know in a while you just say

I'm gonna use that more more time can I okay

I'll use your teeth

I'm not a scholar

I'm a master

I'm a scholar

I'm not a scholar

I'm not a scholar

I'm not a scholar

yes

Okay, do your thanks bro

you want to know how to say or you just say

Yeah.

You just say, I'm gay, I'm old-spoken,

I don't have kids, I don't have wife.

Oh, damn, bro.

Bro, you're fucking cooking me, dude, you're hurt.

It's gonna fucking hurt my feelings, but I see it.

Yeah, man, I'm sorry Uncle, but then,

I mean, I offer you to call me a chin chung.

You don't want to?

I don't want to.

I'll let you call me a chin chung.

I don't think it's gonna help.

Oh, wait, is there any Asian hop on the podcast?

Have we had any?

Yeah.

Oh, Bobby Lee, we have.

Oh, Bobby Lee, it's a guy who got molest by five,

but, well, that's a room guy.

Yeah, why do you want, damn, man.

He's a famous Asian that got molested by a down syndrome guy.

Hey, shout to you, bro, let's do a stream together, Bobby Lee.

He's one of my good friends.

Have you never met him?

I never met him.

What do you do?

I do comedian at you, podcast.

He's a great comedian.

I would love to meet him, man.

Any as one of the biggest podcasts, bad friends.

Like Bobby?

Yeah, Bobby, yeah.

Bobby and Andrew Santino.

Who else?

Uncle Raja.

Uncle Raja, I fucking Uncle Raja.

Wait, Uncle Raja, how about the podcast before like this?

Yeah.

How long, how long was it?

One years ago.

So only Uncle Raja and Bobby Lee?

Bobby Lee.

James Lee, a guy James Lee, a conspiracy guy.

Oh, that's fine.

Wait, who's James Lee?

Or he talks about like different political stuff.

This is him.

Oh, no, who's that, man?

No, that's at him, damn.

I just see a bunch of Asians.

That's all I see.

But I like Asians, bro.

Yeah, man, I mean, got good food.

You gotta go to tight one one day, man.

Would you take me?

Yes, I'll take you, bro.

Just let me know, call my phone, bro.

I'll take it around, show you around the world,

show you around the food.

And do they, and do the, what about the ladies there?

Would you get a Taiwanese wife?

Or would you get an American wife, do you think?

I don't really care.

Whoever works works.

You feel me?

Have you been in love before?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Really?

Yeah, in high school.

Dang, what happened?

What happened?

I moved to the state.

No, you left her.

Yep.

I left that bitch in the fucking Taiwan.

Oh, bro, what the fuck?

Bro.

Bro, she's gonna hear, she's gonna earn feelings.

We're gonna be here.

She won't see this shit.

I mean, shit, shit.

She came and speak English.

She speak Mandarin.

You're the love of her life.

She's gonna fucking work.

She's gonna figure it out, bro.

She's gonna have a translator.

It's okay.

She can see that out.

What's her name?

I won't see her.

I'm keep, I forgot.

Oh, yeah.

It's too long, bro.

Yeah, I don't want to say it.

Do you buy a call like,

come to town, come to town, some shit?

Come to town?

Come to town, come to town, some shit.

Oh, damn, bro.

This one, bro.

Huh?

What happened, what happened, bro?

Bro, no, I'm just shocked at like some of the racism

that's happening.

No, that's not racism.

It's called friendly fire.

I mean, I'm Asian.

It's called friendly fire.

Yeah, you're right about that shit, man.

Yeah, I mean, you can call,

you're like, like some white folks like,

Honky.

They say Honky a lot of times.

What do I mean?

That's a, uh,

bring up Honky.

How did Honky start?

Honky was kind of like.

You can be racist to your own,

like, yeah,

or own racist.

Like, let's, it's called friendly fire.

You can do that.

Yeah, you're right about that shit, bro.

Let me get, I got to start.

Honky.

I got to get my racism up.

That's on.

Same, man.

Damn, times have changed, bro.

Honky.

Honky is coming to our country

and teaching us how to be more racist.

Honky, a derogatory term for a white person

likely originated in the early 20th century,

driving from Honky a star for, uh,

no, it was because people were honky

and then we're across the street.

Oh, I see a white stuff.

I think everybody honk when they don't see people like,

cross the road street, we red-eyed.

Dude, what should we stream about, bro?

Bro, bro, listen.

Streamy inside.

Wherever you do,

wherever you,

like people watch you,

because they love to watch you.

They love the personality about you.

They love the character about you.

That's why I like,

so streamy inside.

Nobody to watch you do,

they're gonna watch it.

Is it hard to read someone like,

there's so many things coming up, right?

Because this is the thing.

It's the next,

it's like a different generation, right?

Like I've never done a stream.

Sometimes there's like,

I like stuff that's like in the moment,

but sometimes I don't want to spend like a whole day doing that.

It seems like a lot of pressure.

Yeah.

Is it hard?

It do be tight sometimes,

because you gotta keep it in your tent,

you gotta have a high energy.

Is it hard to read all the comments that come up

or how do you do that or somebody else does it?

It's not that hard.

I read to myself.

You do?

Yeah, I read to myself.

What's one of the toughest,

because I used to,

I already used to,

I used to be here for like two years.

Right.

I already used to like watching a chat

and then I just do some things.

Has somebody ever said something

in a chat that really hurts your feelings or no?

Yeah, let me tell you,

let me tell you,

let me open my eyes.

Oh, really?

And let me become a small dick.

Like every time that's basic shit, though.

Now every time there's a dog pass by,

let's say, don't try it.

Don't try to eat the dog.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that.

But I'm used to it.

It's okay.

I don't really care.

Is that a true thing that people in some countries

actually eat, well, eat something.

Yeah, I'm putting you on, listen.

Some countries do eat dogs and cats,

but in my country, they don't.

I'm gonna put you on what country eat dogs and cats.

China, they eat dog and cats.

Vietnamese, they eat dog and cats.

I mean that.

Yup.

Other countries, they don't.

It's only a certain country, though.

Let's say you had to have one.

Bring up a couple of dogs.

Bring up a couple of pictures.

What, what pup do you say you gotta have one?

What type of dog I want?

Whatever dogs, it's cute.

Are you gonna eat a cute one?

Yeah, oh, oh, oh, I don't get it.

Cute and a puff one.

So when something comes, come, come,

come like breaking the house.

Try and rob me.

The dog gonna get your ass.

Dude, what about a beach on?

Bring up a little Scottish terrier.

Do you have a dog?

I do not have a dog.

It's fine.

I don't even have a fucking family.

Yeah, man, you got no family, no dogs.

Come on, bro.

Well, it's a trade off, man.

That's fine.

That's a, I mean, I feel like for you, it's Tom.

Yeah.

At age of 45, it's Tom, man.

You like my dad?

I'm gonna give it up.

Bro, what if we were father and son, bro?

That's what I'm saying.

I'll be tough.

Who, who, who got like a white dad and Asian kids?

Bro, if you were my fucking son, bro,

what would you do?

What would you do, bro?

If you were my son, I would,

I would be so proud of you, bro.

Damn, man, I really appreciate that, bro.

You're just a proud of me, bro.

I would be.

Then I'll proud my dad to you, bro.

You are?

Yes, man.

Thanks, bro.

Yeah.

I would go to work every day.

I would tell people about my son.

I would wear a butt, enough.

I would wear a picture of you in a button on my shirt.

That's how probably you're gonna be?

Yeah.

Damn, man, I really appreciate that, uncle.

I would get a tattoo of you on my back, too.

Damn.

I really appreciate that, bro.

People say that's your son.

People say, what did your son look like

and I would take my shirt off and work and show him my back?

I, I, if you were my dad, I'll tag you on my dick.

Oh, bro, you're not helping, bro.

What do you mean?

Some of this shit, you, you, you, you fucking gotta go back

to your country and re, and rewire, bro.

You got a bad shit.

No, that's a bad, semi-conductor, bro.

This is because when you fuck, you can be, oh my dad,

it's gonna be proud of me.

So I want, I want to go harder.

You know what I mean?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Okay, that's true.

That's true, kind of, yeah, yeah.

I get it now.

I'm proud of you, too, bro.

Like, I'm proud of you, bro.

Type shit, man.

You're a legend, you're a legend, bro.

You're a legend, man.

I don't know about that, bro, but I'm happy to be alive.

You're a legend, bro.

Let's figure out you're a legend, man.

You could be president.

You're gonna be a legend, to be a,

you could be first Asian on the moon, bro.

All out, is it some legendary shit?

Because you just think they're taking mother fuckers

to the moon, bro.

Wait, wait, do you think they're really taking people

to the moon or let's fake?

Because people, some people say it's fake.

Some people say it's real.

So what do you think?

You guys would know better than me.

What do you think?

Me, I feel like it's real.

That's what I feel like.

The moon ain't that far, bro.

The moon ain't that far.

You could see the moon when you're outside.

Yeah, but I don't know that.

I can't see like Nebraska when I'm outside.

Wasn't that Nebraska?

Is that a country?

Yeah, it's like a little country in America.

Damn, how long can I go over here like 10 years?

Bro, America's only like 4,000 miles across, bro.

You could easily get to the fucking moon, bro.

I don't, I don't know, bro.

I don't know, bro.

Bro, if you get to the moon, bro.

But here's the thing.

I'm only gonna teleport.

Bring that, bring back up them dogs real quick.

Let's pick one out if you had to have a snack or something.

A snack?

I who will, which dog I want to feed?

No, which dog would you have?

Yeah, like say you had to.

I know your culture doesn't do it,

but if you had to, and I know who does do it.

Chinese and Vietnamese.

I would say, like eat it.

If you had it, yeah, if you had,

if you had any dog.

If you had any dog.

I wouldn't, I wouldn't eat anyone.

You said something cute.

You say we'd eat something cute.

I feel bad, man, like I feel bad too, bro.

You think I wanted you to happen.

That sounds like the end of the day.

They're still, they're still, they're still a spirit.

They're still an animal.

Bro, I don't want to eat them, bro.

I don't want you to, bro.

But I'm saying, say you're in a, say you're in an arm.

What the fuck?

Oh, eat that little chubby one on the left, bro.

That's, that's not how it's a funny.

That bitch up on the left, the top left, bro.

What do you mean, bro?

Somebody eat that bitch, bro.

What do you mean eat that, bro?

That's a cute dog, bro.

Bro, somebody, it's just fat.

Go to the same, bro.

Eat that.

No, no.

Bring that second one up there.

You need to walk in no more, bro.

No, bro.

You got a chill.

I'm not eating no dog, bro.

Bro, I'm just saying if you had to, I'm not saying you need it.

If you had to, I'm going to die, man.

I'd rather kill myself than eating a dog, bro.

No, bro, I don't be like that, bro.

A dog would give up his life for you, bro.

I would give up life for a dog, bro.

Dude, that'd be a beautiful movie than it's you and a dog.

Both y'all are starving, just laying there next to each other.

We should, we should do a movie.

What would it be, though?

Whatever.

We haven't ever been on the movie before.

I just made a movie with my friend.

It comes out in April, yeah.

Can't, can't watch it.

Yeah, you can watch it.

Wait, you're a director, you're in the movie.

We wrote it and paid for it and we're in it.

Let me know next time you need any actor.

Let me know next time you need any Asian actor.

Yeah.

I'll be down, feel me.

Yes.

That's what we could do, bro.

Yeah, I'll be fire, man.

Reggae goes to the moon.

Oh my gosh, make a movie.

Reggae, I'm going to want to go to the moon.

Yeah.

And guess what, the gay people going to be there

and it can be a whole story.

I love it, bro.

That's not insane, man.

We got to stream together, too, man.

Do you have any final questions for me, bro?

Ah, man, I think we did some good stuff, huh?

Yeah, bro.

It's a cool vibe.

I fuck with you, bro.

You're a cool, I'm a cool, bro.

I respect, bro.

No, bro.

You're a cool, I'm a proud of you, bro.

It's just good to meet people as good as you, bro.

Yeah, bro.

It's good to meet people as good as you, bro.

You know what I think is it?

I feel like people like you, you don't feel,

if you don't feel like you have to put on

for people that much, you don't feel very desperate

for them to like you, or like you don't feel like that.

It doesn't come across that way to me.

And so that's something I think is pretty cool, you know?

Yeah.

Because we all want people to like us, right?

But to what extent do we go to for that, you know?

And to you, I think it, from you, it kind of reminds me

of just like, you know, trying to be yourself,

live your life, and that the right people will come along.

Yeah.

You know, I live in life, be happy, bro.

That's a goal, bro.

That's it, bro.

Getting money, bro.

Oh, I got a gift for you, too.

Well, she wouldn't let you fall.

You got a gift?

I got a gift for you today.

Oh, my God, if you're bad, I didn't have a gift for you.

I have your bad, man.

You're here, bro.

That's a gift.

I'm gonna give.

Oh, my God, uncle.

Thank you, bro.

That's a gift, bro.

Wait, is this you?

No, that's our friend.

My friend, a comedian friend of mine,

his nephew died and I'll show you.

That's him, we keep him on set.

So he died.

He died.

He's a helicopter pilot.

His name is Max.

All right, people, all right, people.

When people die in Taiwan,

what do people think happens?

Do they have heaven there?

What's the, like, what is the thoughts

that people have there about it?

Like, people dead.

I mean, we'll never know, but like,

people go to the front of the,

front of the, sometimes they burn themselves,

sometimes they throw it to the sea,

sometimes they're burning under the tree.

Do they bury bodies in your country?

They bury it in the ground.

This is your house.

I live here, yeah.

I like your house.

It's a cool house.

It's good.

Yeah.

We got this for you right here, bro.

Does, does your neighbor has no you famous?

Nighty-yay.

Yeah, they know we're here.

Wait, what's this?

It's a gift, man.

It's a gift for me.

Yeah.

Oh my.

What's this?

Nate Robinson?

There's a Nate Robinson shoe right there, bro.

Wait, can't wear this?

Yeah, you can if you want.

I mean, you don't have to show,

if you have a shoe thing,

you don't have to do that.

Because I'm going to do this.

Oh, you are?

Yeah.

It's okay, though.

It's okay, man.

It can just be a gift.

It's a gift, bro.

I'll take it.

Oh my, oh, Nate Robinson actually is a good shoes.

Thank you, uncle.

He was the original Causingat, man.

And he's a bro.

If you ever get to meet Nate Robinson, bro.

Yeah, he's funny.

Bro, he's one of the greats, bro.

How are you loving so much?

He just has a big personality.

And he was one of those guys when you saw him, bro.

And you saw him on the court.

He made you feel like, oh, fuck,

I can get out and do some shit.

Yes, I can, bro.

You know?

I got to give you some Adidas shoes.

Oh, yeah.

I would love to have a pair.

But you gave us your time today, bro.

And I think that's the same people think,

the same people think of you when they see, like, oh,

this guy makes me think, oh, anything could happen today.

Yeah, like anything will happen, bro.

You never know.

Just keep going, keep, like, be positive, bro.

You never know, bro.

You will be on me one day, bro.

That's.

You never know.

Yeah, we're going to be on one day, man.

And have a Thai one.

He's nephew, this brand new.

Yes, bro.

That's that male-order nephew right here, brother.

Thank you, bro.

And you're a cool ass uncle, bro.

You're a cool ass country uncle, bro.

Yeah.

I got to have some white in my life, bro.

I'm going to get you down there, bro.

Yeah, to all my friends back.

I noticed.

Yeah, yeah.

We're going to get you out there, boy.

I need some white in my life.

Have you been to a rodeo before?

What's that, bro?

Broadway?

No, have you been to like a rodeo with the animals?

You could ride on the sheep.

Nah, you got to pay me.

Bro, I would love to.

Okay, pay me.

I don't stream right after this.

I don't know if they have a rodeo today here.

Sure.

Okay.

Wait, so, wait, quick question.

What'd you be doing like when you're like, have free time?

Mostly work, man.

I go perform.

I just got back from LA last night.

I had three shows there this weekend.

Damn.

I would love to go to your show.

Dude, it'd be good, bro.

Have you done stand up before?

Nah.

But that's a crazy thing because y'all's whole thing is like stand up because it just

keeps going.

Yeah.

What's the toughest thing about streaming that people do not know?

Toughest thing about streaming, man.

Like what's something about it that's tough that people don't really realize?

Probably the hate we're getting.