AN HOUR OF HARD HITTING ALL ADVICE: HOUR FOUR

0:00The Rhyse guy is more than show. With Batman. Surely I ain't the only person ever roll the windows down and accidentally litter. Pete. My life is like a ball band with a new brush. In fact, boy. Why is it so hot? Why is it always hot? Why do I always sweat? The Rhyse guy is every morning. 33-minute reflux ball day. 33.3. The planet rocks. There's no anonymous is yet, so I don't know who to start with. Who do you, uh, where should we go? No, anonymous. Uh, let's start with Ryan. Ryan. Good morning. We're Ryan. Ryan? Hey, morning Rhyse guys. What's up? How you doing? It's up. Uh, well, not much. I'm calm because, okay, hey, everybody in my life thinks, thinks I'm overreacting and I need to know if I'm actually crazy. Okay. The answers yes, you are. We all are. Seriously though, what's, uh, guys, if you live in 20, 20, what year's it? 20 26 and you're over the age of, I'd say 25.

1:01Yeah, crazy. Do Iist of quick as all the vice ever? Have a great day. Of course, mate. What's going on? Tell us when we need to know. Uh, so, so, I've been doing this girl for about four months. Things are great. Really like her. She's a, uh, a licensed massage therapist. Okay. Oh! Okay, ey, okay. You're, you're the one who e-mailed? Okay, Miss is hot. Okay. Yeah. So a couple months ago, my family met her for the first time. My mother Derek was there. Okay. I would do. Okay. Yeah. Say whatever you want. Well, as soon as he found out that she was a massage therapist, he starts joking around. We may like typical brother stuff, like you know. You got it. I'm your honor. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, oh, well, I know who I'm calling when my back starts hurting. And then you know, everybody laughed and I laughed and she laughed. We all moved on. Right. Right. Everybody's just joking in which she looks the way he's fighting is a couple albums.

2:04A couple albums with the tone coming out of the two. Just joking around though, right? He was just joking. Well, that's what I thought. Apparently not though. Uh-oh. Okay. Also. So we jump ahead a couple months. We're having dinner one night. And my girlfriend casually says, oh, I worked on your brother last week. Last week. Yeah. She didn't tell you ahead of time. Oh, look, your brother's coming into me. Wow. No. Yeah. No. Last week, not yesterday, not that day. And you said that's how you found out earlier. Right. Yes. I heard you said it how I found out. Yeah. Wait a second. Your brother got a massage from your girlfriend and nobody mentioned it. Nobody. Not my brother. No, not my girlfriend. What? No, nobody. Okay. I'm everyone's wondering. I'm going to ask it or whatever. Is she bonded? You said she was licensed. No, I'm kidding.

3:04What kind of massage are we talking about here? This was a 90 minute hour and a half deep tissue massage. 90 minutes is one night. Wow. Boom. And before everybody starts yelling at me, okay. I understand that that it's her job. She is a professional. I'm not accusing either of them of doing anything inappropriate. That's not what this is about. Okay. Right. To me, it doesn't matter what it means to me. What is it about then? Why wouldn't somebody tell me? Exactly. Even the head of time. Exactly. Hey, just a heads up. Hey, your brother booked an appointment or like, hey, I'm going to call it like it doesn't. Yeah. Craig, if I'm wrong, fat boy, you go to a VIP spa all the time. Do you just, no, but you just shout out easily? Any kind of like, yeah, Craig, if I'm wrong, any kind of like massage therapy, you're not just going to walk in and say hi to like a massage. Like you have to book those generally, right?

4:05Yeah. Some places to take a walk in, but like, yeah, not always. So did she know that it was your brother when he booked? Yeah. And she didn't say that like, oh my god. Like that, even if it's not like, I don't know, to me, let's say page an hour married and page is massage in fat boy books. And she, and then that night at dinner, she's like, oh, guess he came in today. I was like, don't you say a word? Don't you say a word? I don't know, we could go. Oh, god. Why wouldn't you tell me? Why it seems suspicious or whatever. Why? She didn't think he was, because she's the professional. Oh, yeah, but it's like conversation. Like, oh my god. She violated my hippo. So it's not the same thing. So she didn't think that was worth mentioning that your brother got, was coming in. No, no, she said she said she doesn't work and she didn't think it mattered. So what did your brother say? Did you call him?

5:06Oh, oh, I called him immediately. Yeah. What do you say? Well, what do you think? He starts laughing and that's how the conversation started. He's laughing. He's just never a good sign. Nope. Nope. No, no, and then he says, dude, it's just a massage. I mean, that's kind of where I agree with that. I really, really do. But it seems like that. But then I asked, yeah. Yeah, sure, but then I asked, well, okay, well, why did you pick her? Yeah. You know what he said? What do you say? Well, because I trusted her. Okay. I mean, you're going to get the massage. Do you want to go in and like, I mean, it kind of sounds reasonable. It's fun. No, no, no, no, no, that made it worse. He's made it worse. I mean, yeah. The way it's phrased, I can understand why that would bother you. Okay. Thank you. Okay, because I don't know all the possible words that he can choose. That's the one he, not convenient, not nearby, not available. He's like, trusted. But maybe it's because he met her.

6:08He knows her. Maybe when they've met, maybe he's like, oh, I give my back to him. Well, I mean, he knows her. Yeah, but then, okay, but then I found out something else. What? And then he specifically requested her. Well, okay. He requested her. Or he booked with her because he knew her because that's a difference. I, okay, I don't know that, but all I know is he specifically asked for or for my girlfriend. He didn't take whoever was available. He wanted her from the massage. It does look a little suspicious. Like I see how you know, you couldn't raise an eyebrow or two at the same time. I see what you would feel kind of jealous, but at the same time, I'm thinking she's a professional and it's in a professional environment. So it wouldn't. Okay, but here's, so here's the deal though, she has never in his life gotten a massage before. Ever. You know that for sure? Absolutely. Absolutely. My mother has never been a massage guy. And if he suddenly became a massage guy, I would know. I'm asked for your, makes sense.

7:10But now his first massage ever is with my girlfriend. I still, I just, with, with, you know, you're calling in for advice. So it's just one, uh, uh, P.O.V. here. But to me, the weird part is not that the weird part is not, and either one of them said anything to you like he didn't say, hey, guess what, Ron? I'm going to say, you know, I'm a girl, your girlfriend. Or she didn't say, oh my god, when you're sitting there having your dinner, the night of or, or again, back to the thing, page and I, page would you not take some say, oh my god, guess you just booked or at least later in the night when you saw me, you wouldn't just do it. Don't you tell him he's gave me, he just handed her to me, not to tell me. There's no happy ending with me ever. You know that. I still don't know if that's weird, Ron. If I may call you Ron. I, that's, you may, you may. Uh, okay, well then, then I made a mistake. Oh, what'd you do? I started asking more questions.

8:10Oh yeah. Yeah. And, you know, I asked like, okay, well, what, what a, what is a deep tissue massage? Really? Like big mistake there. Cause then she's explaining, okay, lower back, hips, glutes, hamstrings, calves. And I was like, can we just, can we stop naming all my body, all my brother's body parts? You know, like everybody's, I think has everyone has those things. Yeah, well, yeah. But then she's like, Ryan, those, those are just muscles, their muscles. And I was like, yeah, I know their muscles, but I'd rather not hear about my brother. But so, but in that context, so you have to think like you're asking her about it because of that, again, playing the devil's advocate here. This year, girlfriend's job or what you've never asked her about it. You never asked her about a deep tissue massage. So she's literally just describing her job to you though. Oh, sure. I understand that. But now every time my brother complains, yeah. Here's the deal. So now my brother, like every time he complains about being sore, I'm just getting like flashbacks to that conversation and her rubbing his body.

9:13I feel like you learned a little too much about your brother. Yeah, yeah. Yes. Wait too long. She give him a friends and family rate. And if so, may I get that promo code? I'm kidding. I mean, that's what I do with things are serious. I say stupid stuff, Ryan. I'm sorry. But did she, did she give him this? That's funny. Yeah. Because apparently he did get a discount. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, I was nice of her, I guess. Yeah. Well, I mean, what is more to what, like what's more to this? Like you, you got a discount through my girlfriend. Okay. And then he never mentioned it either. It was a little more personal. The discount, like I should have came up. Thank you. I mean, I don't know. I did post a thing the other day. It was kind of a dickish. I didn't mean for it to be, but I could see you work because a friend of mine texted me. So you're talking about me.

10:14And it said, quit for your friends and own businesses. Quit trying to get free stuff from them. Buy stuff from them and try to get free stuff from strangers. I love that. That's better. But what does your girl say about all this? So, Ryan? Well, she thinks I'm ridiculous. She's saying, Ryan, Ryan, I'm a professional. She's my job and she is right. He never just trusted her before. I just think somebody should have mentioned this. Did she not understand any of this while you feel so weird about it? Or did she not really know? And she was like, well, if you're dentist, cleaned your brother's teeth, would you be upset? Well, yeah, but you're not like, you're not in a relationship with your dentist, but it is a good point, I suppose. No, it's not. Well, okay. Why not, though? Okay, because it dentist didn't spend 90 minutes like working on every sore muscle in some of these bodies. See, you got it all the way down. 90 minute thing. Like, that's, do you not get 90 minutes with her day?

11:16Like, it seems, I mean, really? I know, I can't let the 90 minutes go. You need to book an appointment. See what it's like. Yeah, like, you don't, she don't give you, anyway, go ahead. I have so many thoughts and questions about this. Is it okay? Well, then she asked me question. No, no, no, no. Well, what was the question? What she was like? That she goes, okay, Ryan, well, where's the line? And I was like, what do you mean in terms of like, well, do you not want me messaging your brother? Okay, fine, what about your cousin? I didn't know. And then she was like, what about your best friend? Yeah. I don't know. So what if you're, what about your mom? Okay. What would you say? What would you say to all that? Well, I said, that's different. Yeah. Why is that different to? You know. Yeah, I mean, mom, yeah, that's why this is. I don't know. I mean, that's the problem. I don't know exactly where the line is. Okay, I just know this. Your brother in a relationship? Your brother in a relationship? And did she, this his girlfriend or wife, she care?

12:20No, she didn't care. That's the other thing. Apparently she knew. Okay. She knew and she didn't care. And this is the rise guys morning show. Let's go to the phone. This call our own line seven page. It doesn't have a name on the screen. I don't know if that boy forgot to not answer private number. So good morning. Who's this? Good morning, man. You can call me incognito. I love to see. I love that. It's like famous famous. That's like a, that's like fancy anonymous. I like that. Yeah, exactly. Everybody calls in is anonymous. I thought it changed it up a little bit. Yeah, I like that. So what's going on? What's your need? What you got advice? Why is you need? Man, I need some advice about a friendship. That might be over actually. And honestly, I don't know if I'm the bad guy in this situation or not. Oh, wow. Wow. How long have you been friends with this person? Well, since high school, it's been over 20 years.

13:2320 years. You know what's crazy in incognito, if I may? Fab-boy was in college for 20 years. Yeah, almost. How about that? It was 19, damn it. 19. And you dropped out. Well, you're a, you're a GED receiver. How about that? Anyway, sorry about that. It's too weird. Sorry about that, Annie. I worked with the bully. Actually, two of us called the bully. Well, Annie, it's short for incognito. Annie, back to your story, though. Seriously, let's, don't let these bullies bother you. Oh, please. So, about 16 years ago, one of his family was in a respost away. His dad, man, he was a great man. You know, he's just, I knew him since high school, too. He's a fighter. Yeah. Oh, like he was a boxer? No, no. He fought at part against the disease. Gee. See, I told you, B-U-L-O-I, you ain't got no ale about. You're a bully. You're a bully. He said he was a fighter. God bless. Seriously, though.

14:24Sorry to hear that, Annie. I apologize. A little word for him. Yeah, it's wireless, but so yeah. That's wireless. Sorry. Yeah. Well, thanks. He said, left him, left him a vintage guitar in the will. Oh, what kind of guitar was it? A 1972 Gibson Les Paul Deluxe. Oh. Oh. I don't know if that's his or his good. No, it's OK. Like, this is, is that hundreds or thousands of dollars. I mean, at the time, those words about $5,000. I mean, it's way different than getting a beginner guitar from a pawn shop. Get started. Exactly. Exactly. And it's not like my friend played it all. You know, he never picked it up. And I was playing all the time. I was playing every other weekend and, you know, and all these different bands. And he just knew how much I love guitars and music. Yeah. OK. So what happened? Well, so for one year from a birthday, he gave it to me. Damn.

15:24He just gave you a $5,000. Like, was he aware that it was worth them? I mean, he just gave it to you. Yeah. Yeah. We're talking about no strings attached. Just gave it back. No, there's so much strings. No, there's so much strings. I had to add to that. Guitar hits, but yeah, no. Fat boy bar car that didn't have tires on it one time. So that's why he asked. It was my retarded era. It was. He can say that. And it was about me. Yeah. So the guitar, it did have strings, you said? Yeah. It had strings, but no conditions. You know, hold on to it for me. Or if you get rid of it, let me know. Just nothing. It was a birthday gift. Yeah. That's a nice one. That is a very, very nice gift. I mean, you got to be thankful for what you have. I've had two friends and probably the last seven or eight years give me a birthday gift. So, and I'm looking at one of them. They did. Screw my friends. Anyway, the guitar in Cognito, Coggy.

16:25You all, I loved that guitar. I played it. I took care of it. Had it maintained. It kept it really, really good condition. So did your buddy ever ask about it over the years? Or did he just not really care? Yeah, I mean, sometimes it's hard. Really? Yeah. He's really giving me a party. He's an asset. I still had it. We talk guitars. He knows it's still on it. Yeah. Oh. Some weird noise to make. Well, I'm wondering if he ever really stopped caring about it. Like, it don't sound like it. Maybe, but he never said anything about it. Yeah. OK. So I can figure this out already. You're saying past tense a lot. Let's fast forward so we get all this in. Where are we at? What happened? So last year, last year, my daughter got married. Sweet. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Well, weddings are expensive. Thank you. You're not kidding, sir. You're a nah. You're not. Yeah. Yeah, we had some unexpected costs. Come up. I wasn't broke, but I needed money.

17:26So I sold the guitar. Oh. OK. That's just what I was. This is what I was assuming here. Now, did you think about calling him first and say, hey. I honestly know. OK. I understand. But if he asked you about it over the years, here's why I say this. And I'll go into the full story after we get all your stuff out of the way. But when my dad, his health was declining. He sold his 58 Chevy in power. Like, I didn't have the money at the time. I would have loved to have bought that car and kept it because it was his pride and joy other than his family. Oh, he said it was his pride and joy. But he sold it because he's like, ah, you know, Mary didn't want it and all this stuff. And I told the person who bought it. I said, if you ever sell this thing, anyway, I'll come back to that. Um, maybe it's one of those things where he had like, uh, givers remorse, like he's like, golly, bum man, like I think about my daddy thinking about him playing that old Fender.

18:27Even if I don't play it, I'd like to still have it. So maybe that's why he kept asking about it. And, you know, I don't know, maybe he'd want it now. I mean, it had been my guitar for 16 years. I never, ever crossed my mind. I get that. Not even once. I not even see if he wanted first-cracket buying it. Didn't even think. I'm just selling back. I probably should have. Yeah. Okay. You know, at the time I didn't even think of it. Yeah. Okay. So let's, let's keep going with this. What's the advice part, I guess? Well, so about six months later, I've first sold it. I get a text from him that was like, Evan ate messages long completely. I don't know where. Hmm. Oh, oh. Oh, sorry. Yeah. I'm taking a smaller drink. Somehow, you found out that I sold it and I don't, I still don't know how. Well, you know somebody always knows somebody. It's going to get around. Yeah. It's going to come back. I don't know where you can't from, but even with like Facebook and stuff. Like everybody keeps that with everybody, even if they don't like follow them or whatever. It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah.

19:28You're furious that I've said, I don't know, I said, I'm a trade-in, that I spit in his dad's face. Oh. Said if I'd ever sell, you know, if he'd have known, I'd ever sold it. He didn't ever give it to me. Yeah. I mean, that's, that is so eerily similar to my thing. Go ahead, go ahead. Yeah, what would you call me selfish? You'd call me some names I definitely can't repeat on the radio. Oh, come on, try it. Let's see. Test fat boys finger on the dump button fast. It sounds like you thought about it for a while, you know, you sat down, thought about what you was going to say. That's what it sounds like. Seven texts long, that's long. Yeah. I mean, the last one said never contact me again. Damn. Thank you just text in again. That was a song. You hear a little, a little synth in here. He won't, he won't take my calls. He won't answer my text. Nothing. And did you, like, did you apologize to him and say look? Absolutely. Yeah. I told him I'm, you know, I never meant to hurt him. He knew how much that guitar meant to me. Yeah. All those years, I had it for 16 years. Yeah. But, you know, he won't respond and now he's posting all this stuff on Facebook.

20:32Is he posting about you or the guitar? Both. That is a bitch move. But what did he say? Yeah, things like real friends don't sell meaningful gifts or, you know, some people say, some people only care about money, things like that. It's definitely passive aggressive on Facebook. Does he mention your name with this? No, but everybody knows exactly what he's talking about and who he's talking about. Okay. Here's the question. What is your question, Ashley? What is the question? I want to know if I was wrong. After 16 years, I was supposed to ask permission before selling something that was a gift for me. Or, you know, because they originally belonged to his father, should I have offered it back to him first? I don't know what it would have done in the situation. Dude, this is where you're going to have people split. Yeah, me too. Both ways. Yeah. There's no easy answer. Anyway, he's not going to be happy about it because you don't have the same value that he did. But if you really cared about it, he would have kept it for himself.

21:32Right. I mean, once somebody gives you something, you know, it's your worst. I think that's true. Yeah. I did. I did my dad's old guitar. I don't know why he'd have one because he was missing part of his middle bird finger on his left hand. Well, he did. But if it ended up with a friend, like, you know, I'd appreciate a phone call. Yeah. But that's the gray area, legal, it's simple. More or less, that's a whole different conversation, not the individual, but incognito or any of those I call you. You know, we have a huge audience, like crazy. It amazed me. We're very blessed. Very big. So, if this friend's listening right now, would you like him to call or would you like to say something to him or? I mean, I tell him I'm sorry. I heard him. Same thing as I said last time. I was never my intention. Yeah. And I loved that guitar. For 16 years, I loved that guitar. You know, I have to great care of it. But my daughter only gets married once. Over there. If I had known this would cost me a friendship. Yeah. I'd have picked up the phone first. If he calls, do you want us to trick him in the coming up here, then we'll be just asking for a while?

22:37That's tough, man. I mean, it really is. It really is. It really is. Yeah, I just miss my buddy. I'm actually short of hold grudges. And, you know, we're not we're not guaranteed tomorrow. You can get a whole mark on us, any? All right, hold on. I'll just say a hold. I want to get your info so we can update this thing, okay? I appreciate it. You guys are the best. We really are. I wish you had the guitar right now so you can call them up and sing to them. I miss my buddy. I miss my buddy. Well, is he talking about his friend or the guitar when he said I miss my buddy? Yeah, it was a good question. Which one? Yes, is the rice guy's morning show? So this thing I was watching, it was a story on the Japanese and how they eat. Also, how they feed their kids at school. They have public meals. And the kids only eat fried foods a couple of times a month. The kids don't eat until everybody served. The portions are a lot smaller. And the way they eat at home is the same way. Smaller portions, better food. Now, of course, I'm thinking, you know, this is not a part of the story.

23:37But I concluded, I'm like, you know what the Japanese probably don't go to the bathroom that much. Now, I mean that much is in like, you know, what they're producing as far as, you know, what's going down the pipes. Right. Probably not that much at all. So that got me to thinking, you know, who's the world's leader? When it comes to that stuff. Probably America. Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Or, you know, this would probably be frowned upon for me to say it. But is it okay to say, well, you know what, is it okay? Who am I asking that? Is it okay? Here's the statement. It's like we don't know. When a Mexican eats American food, do they get tore up the way I do when I eat there? That's the question. Oh, that's a good question. Do you develop a like serious down to the bare bones question? When you eat spicy food all the time, your body's just naturally used to it, right?

24:37Well, I don't know if you used to like that many sco-vills or whatever it is, right? Like, you eat a lot of Reaper. You're probably not going to use to that. Yeah, but that's not a like, right? Like, what the hell, no? Mexican food's not made with Carolina Reaper peppers. That's just a bunch of crap. It looks like a frat kid starting to, yeah, dare you. But think I like to have in the arrows, right and stuff like that? Oh, yeah. Are you talking about mozzarella's revenge? No. No. That was... That's I don't drink the water. It was blood in the water. Oh, nothing about Spartanburg County page. So, really topic. Be on the lookout for that. Yeah, but as far as... Oh, go ahead. Well, America's not number one. We're fourth. This is a real stat. In the world. This is a real stat. I just started with me wondering if this was like, you know, Stadded somehow, like kept up with, and it is. Not only that one. German. Germany is not in the top five. God, imagine. I feel like the top two won't surprise you, but they might.

25:37Do you want to guess? Oh, you've already said it. I don't think so. Mexico. No, Mexico's not in the top five. I'm kind of surprised that he was number three though. Patients Boston. Boston did not make this list. Damn. But they're getting... They all had a wicked low five in the Louvre in the Treppoldecca. Man. So we're talking poor nutrition. I ran. Well, see, that's the thing. You don't know... No, but you're close. You're real close as far as number five goes. Like, not too far off area wise. I rack. So we don't know. I just want to say, have we taken their leader up? Probably go back into power. I can't remember. Is it Venezuela? Russia sometimes used them as a... Dude, what's the big thing on Kowshi now where the big bet is Will Manduro go back into power? Like, is that being talked about in the news? I have not heard about him since they captured him. Okay.

26:37But I don't follow that app either, so I don't like treating him. I don't follow that app, but when I go to my stock app, it pops that up. Oh, okay. It's like trending thing. I don't like to follow the pop culture futures. No, because it's all the work anyway. Absolutely. So, Paige is asking about nutrition. This is just far as like what they're producing. So number one in the world. China. Wow. The Chinese produce the most excrement on a daily average than any other country in the world. So, forgive me. Was it Chinese or Japanese people that eat the best you were saying? This is Japan. Japan. So Chinese people are going to the bathroom more. There's a lot of salt in Chinese food. China accounts for 19% of the world's total feces on a daily basis. God. And that's, I mean, land mass, not that big. Now, they got a lot of people. A lot of cities. I don't know where all this is going. Number two, am I not surprised? Maybe that's what all those hotels and all those apartments are where there's like,

27:38there are ghost towns. It's like for people to go take dumps. Yep. Those, those bubble cities. They would not let people buy more than one real estate property because they didn't want them to flip them. So now people are like, we're not going there. And they're huge ghost cities. Yeah. Empty. Number 10. The spiritual people thought it's because they thought they knew there's going to be like a tsunami or something. So they'd be able to just repopulate real fast. Mm-hmm. So someone texted in and said, kimchi disintegrates microplastics in your stomach. Well, I don't know her, but give me your number. Is that a spice? I know it's a cat, but it's a spice. It's usually fruit, right? I thought it was cabbage. Kimchi. Oh, I don't know. I thought it was fruit. I had no idea. I don't know. You're a fruit. So I think it is Japanese right? Kimchi, maybe. Number two is India. Kimchi was a wrestler manager. Do you remember? Was it kimchi not the guy that came out with Kamala? Oh, dang it. Damn it. I'm going to put that up. I think it was. You know what's also great is I never even said what the big, uh,

28:39Mandela faith. Oh, yeah. You even wrote it down, didn't you? Yeah, I did. Hold on. Now I'm going to see this. I tell you what, I really should honestly got asked my daughter about ADD stuff. You don't want to take that stuff now? Kim G. Kimchi. Uh, that was Stephen Barney, Brooklyn Brawler. I didn't even know what it was. I didn't even know what it was. There was the same guy. Well, you should have walked out of this torn hole in the shirt, I was known. Right. You, uh, if you get on that stuff now, people will try to still it for you. Oh, yeah. I don't want to get on stuff, but I just want to say that I don't want to get on stuff. I just want to like, uh, really, really bad. You just want them to tell you that you have it and like, but you can't take anything apart. Right. It's just like, I mean, is it part of getting just old or is it just like I'm doing a job that most people don't wear your performing? Although not just talking, but you're also thinking that you're listening at this time. But you're listening at the same time and then you got to do three things at the same time. Yeah. You four because you got to put your fingers down and you got to write what you're thinking

29:39about. Right. Uh, I'll tell you, we're number four in the world at six per se. Is Brazil on there? I'm just thinking about it. Brazil, not only is Brazil on there, they're third ahead of us. Right. And there's something, but it's why the butts are so big. I have to get a special waxing. Brazilian barbecue. I don't know. You're thinking of the mongoloi beef across the street. Kimchi is cabbage. Oh, okay. You're welcome. Well, the Japanese eat a lot of cabbage and greens, right? Number five, where I told you we're close, Pakistan. Really? Yeah. It's a three percent. What is like the Pakistan, Pakistanian? Is that hard? Yeah. Pakistanian. What's like their big food? Like what's their international food? Is there any... Don't know. I mean, it's like America. There's no American food, really. I can't ask my neighbor because he moved. Oh, I did. He would go to Pakistan and sort of... Did he move? Did he wanted to move or did they make him move? Like, hey. Nah, he got a bottle of house. Oh, I'm good.

30:39So, listen to this. Do you want to know... Does it make you mad when a young immigrant come in and... Makes him mad when he's like a good saiyas. To be honest with you. But it's my own fault. You want to know who weighs the most. Who weighs the most? This is kind of serious. The country that weighs the most? The country's excrement that weighs the most by average. You've not said it yet? I've not said it yet. I've not said this state yet. I'm going to say mother Russia. I would have not guessed this. But it makes sense when you hear it. Tonda. Oh. New lines and stuff. A lot of rice and tanka. Lines. I don't know. You have to look this up because I don't know the conversion. 531 grams on average. Is the average low if you will. Output. How much is that? I don't know. I'm hoping you'd look it up so I don't have to worry. 531 grams. Oh, regular grams. Average per person. Each trip. 531 grams. 7th of a pound. God. I don't worry, daddy. My gosh. Okay, now look up which country gets diarrhea the most.

31:47You know what? I'm really going to the world. Like serious. Like this is scientific. This is, and you know what? Many of you are probably disgusted now. Like, hey, you know what? Besides breathing, what else do we all have in common? Three inches in diarrhea. Let me ask you that. Now, it's giving me the highest recorded death rate from diarrhea. Whoa, I'd like to hear that too. It almost got me once paid. I thought it was going to hydrate on the toilet. I did. It says Central African Republic. That makes sense. Has the highest recorded death rate from diarrhea diseases in the world. Oh, man. Is that where you get a ebola? Due to lack of clean drinking water. Okay, with our force to be up there. The suit and the suit needs. Oh, god, god, man. I've freaking more than half a pound each time. God, boy. Our continent in North America is number one for international travelers contracting travelers diarrhea. Here in my mouth. That's falling apart. And literally the screw just popped out. That's what that was. That's going to work. It came from. No, it really is.

32:47Oh, it's up here in this. I'll fix it. Chris is up to come in here. It's hydrate. It just has a taste. That boy's got beef with our engineer. He's got beef with it. If your ears had an ass, they'd be kicking it right now. How? The rise guys' morning show.