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The Rise Guys Podcast — ARE THESE NAMES STILL GOOD?: HOUR ONE. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
The rise guys suck tickle it guys Yes, sir rise guys morning show good morning to you It's Tuesday Tuesday March 31st, 2026 I got to do a little experiment real quick. Let me try that again here. Uh-oh Because when I hit this earlier Yeah, I heard it Okay, actually ducked from a sunny day Well when I did it the the S word for the iPhone went off But it didn't do it this time, so oh wow, I can't tell what set it off. Wouldn't that be crazy if It says the hour in the case if they a sucker be going off all day they did some kind of Some little prank. Oh, maybe they could do it tomorrow Every time we fart. What was that? Huh, you should maybe change your diet you fart a lot Your phone just comes on
Sounds like you need to eat something different Lunch Hmm, I don't recognize that one you want to hear what's like me for it. That's y'all. God I forgot that was the thing on the on the echo It's the only person now. Well, I don't say that the the the new one updated words I don't like it as much. I like it because you can sit there and talk to it Well, she tries to you have the female voice right? I assume yeah American she yeah, she tries to sound to too horny. She does have that like The kind of that like sales girl sales woman's voice, you know, I'm like excited all the time Yes a little more upscaled from what page is a baseline horning this kind of Like whatever that is she does Yeah, I would I wouldn't be able to deal with that Yeah, she makes random orgasm grunts. Hey, what's the weather?
It's gonna be yeah mostly cloudy Has like she's playing hot or not Mostly should I have it coming in like pretty good. I'm hiding behind these clouds You got a couple big clouds coming in No ex anyway The other day she just sat there and just like out of the blue just said I just looked like I thought she was like maybe had earbud 10 was listening to some James Brown or something I'll show it to Adam and Eve and got some kind of gimmick for the uh for the mouth you know what I'm saying hit me Somebody's control one of her gay friends probably's got the flicker to it. He's controlling it when she's Uh Yesterday we got uh One of those mark Hendrix I'm doing this on my phone emails Yeah, let me uh subject page out Little boys uh email what
Playing accordingly PLS What'd you call me pal? PS Guess I want anything from the books Oh They want to mock yada or the maggot you want a vintage black hot I want a hot karma mocked yada At a maca ball He's only offered me one time and I said I'll just take a diet coke. He's like are you sure Do you realize where I'm going Let's say yeah, and that's how you get offered to my Starbucks from from the boss This is probably a couple years ago And I don't know how to order from there. I don't know what the like I know the size is But I don't know what they have right so I just want to die coke. He's like you sure Almost looked at me like I was you know like you serious I think I'm gonna go in there and just get that for you and not face any questions. Hey, uh, I sell all jokes. What are you looking for? Aspirin no no not that kind of drugs. Tell me about Fast lane hot women
Fast car Yeah, that's why I got into this business. Yeah Well, I gotta give a shout out man real quick early. Oh, I hope it's to your mom for giving birth to you No, I was oh, I was boom. You thought I forgot. Oh, I was thinking about that Like you know luckily for you know religious damnation implications. I'm here with us today You know the threatening of burning in hell for having a termination is a probably Like the main reason why I'm here today. That's good Well, it's all yeah worked out that way. Judge my house is the same way. They scared you and they get in your life right But I nutty P1 nutty was the first one today. Really? Yeah, oh nut throw the wish out there All the nutty if I may look if nutty's cutting your grass because he's told us before You know, we've made him laugh on the more So if you got like a funny little pattern in your grass is cuz we you know, we made nutty. Oh laughs balls God don't get on there nutty one day in a field and let it and just laugh and let the will
Take you where it does and see if you make one of them Them alien looking you know, though. They those forms used to out in the field tightening. Oh the crap circles crop Yeah, you take crap circles. It's like the How was the damn movie? Signs yeah, that was it Signs why can Phoenix smell Gibson. Yeah, which was a fussing name Smell Gibson was not a real person way to the next one you hear from race lightning. Oh, man I got some good ones grace lightning down damn. That's it. I love the ones that are so like You know, they could beat like a Disney character that they're so simple. I enjoy those little merman Little merman dammit. Where's my folder? I said never should have done Uh, did I did I use Cory already did I use that one? I don't think so. Okay Barry Christmas got a I've already used Corriental. Oh you last one you did. Yeah, it was Corriental. I like that when shout out to the Chinese community
I've got the origin coming up. I've got not the Eddie money But it's a guy named Eddie money and he's getting into an argument with his family. Uh, his brother Owen on Owen money and then Perfect Dan Steely money Owen money I love the names like I don't even want to do the business. I want to read the names and then I know I know This is when like if we were like a magazine article or or like a book this this one would kill but in like just saying it it doesn't work And I think I've already told it to you but So imagine the guy looks a little bit like Barney 5 But he has like long hair Which Barney did for a little bit, you know, he just didn't show him much. So you would say that uh He's Don Nazi
Don Nazi but it doesn't play well owned up just by saying it's like why is his last name not see? It's not it's okay. No tea Uh Tea as I Don Nazi Oh my god, I can't even say it. I wrote I don't know why I wrote it down, but it's a playoff Eric Dickerson Hi, dang it and between Dickerson. I think I'll put the word York You can't ever use that That's how funny you seem though about it. Come on Nazi Owen money is probably better than you know J. Owen Uh, that's a good one too Forrest Pecker I think I use that one already This is like this is the fun part is coming up Donnie Ham on a guy to erase I've used that one too many times See man mine are I swear to god it these would make like it make a fun coffee table Like seven days names Like I mean it sounds you know some of them sound uh
Very immature of course I don't know some of mine mean now. All right, that's the thing like a lot of these will be talk the text And then you go back and read like what is that Yes, like I don't know what slick pit roads is like I don't know where they came from or how I came up with it It's rose slick pit roads. Oh, I don't know Gordon Clubfoot. I'll use that one at some point See now now I don't know what this one means help me figure this one out first name I'm not playing it up either First name will last name g-a-m-e-s-h g-a-m-e-s-h will Well, we'll go mash. We'll go mash like Gilgamesh. Okay. That's what I'm gonna. We'll go mash Oh shy and we haven't used her yet. She's a shy and pepper Okay, here's another one that I If I wrote it in here, I thought it was good or typed it in a grandma and no Liam
Grandma the no Liam It just might have been just one in weird ones grandma and no maybe the floor people get it But I'm missing it. I don't know why I even had it Nick dip will still got that one haven't used it yet Oh, it's a stupid. I don't even want to use it Do you know one of my favorite ones? I think I used the last name is it's like a Like a Swedish last name like a LPH like All for whatever. Yeah, it's first names Joaquin Joaquin off Joaquin off. He got it. He used that one. Yeah, ALPH All Man the boss has said before you know, I love these names like Well, we don't get to have interns anymore to give wacky names to so we uh We come out with a cool uh Facebook fuss in names like this one doesn't even make sense And I don't know if I could be the other one to be more dumb ones like Marge-queef. Why would that ever be?
Like I don't know why it's even in there Martina dingus Why? Why did I do that? Oh man, this is awful This is a guy who wants to start a podcast about the racing career of Richard Pettico the Richard Pettiefile Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha It's a dude. That's a name and a concept for a fuss. Oh, man Damn it God that's perfect. They try to come up with a new a better name for his his podcast The Richard Pettiefiles you know, I have to delete most of these like you can't Yeah, they'll never have any any use and then you have some fun names like Tommy Pickles It's just one of those names it's you know, it's just fun. Jensen ankles, squirt bush I can't use any of them. Doose Jenner. Doose Jenner. Okay, last name, K-N-I-P-P-E-L-E-S, like Kong Canippal. Yeah, but their nickname is Big O.
And the first name is Emerson. What's the name? It's a Big O. Stop calling nipples! Big O. Nipples? Is it Big O. Nipples? Emerson, Big O. Nipples? Oh, I forgot the first name! That's a Big McFlam. Oh man. Oh, man. Hey, Emerson. It's like a hype native last name. Yeah. I mean, Emerson Bingo. It's called me Big O. Is that Emerson Bingo Nibbles? Yeah. It's Johnny Rocker. Oh, my. Oh, man. That's fun. I tried to do you like a theme where everybody's, they're related, but they all had the same first name. Yeah, remember the guy that won, remember I said that, uh, oh, it was a guy's, uh, guy
's name Gabe. And then they were, they were mad about, you know, wanting to go back to change your name to like full on Gabriel because of their last names and, uh, you had like, uh, Gabe itch, Gabe Lincoln, Gabe, Gabe Lincoln, Gabe, Gabe Lincoln, Gabe and his last name is O-Y-S-E, Gabe boys, uh, Gabe, uh, and last name, A-B, oh, dude. Last name, Ellie, it's Gabe Bale's name, Gabe, last name, anchor, Gabe, last name, Arbor, this is Gabe Arbor. I should have used this from, uh, from when they graduated a couple of years ago, you remember the cockpit, uh, family? Cockfit family. Cockfit family. No. Oh, Wilma was in there. Oh, I remember her.
Yeah. Yeah, but that would do. I should have reused hers for, uh, for fussing, yeah. Some of these, I'll never- Good people to cockfits. I'll never use, but I'll, I'll, I'll never delete them either. I'll share them with close friends and family. So, oh my God. I can't say that one. So like some people were putting their funny gamer tags that they, uh, they used, yeah. And, uh, somebody did one of Martin Luther King, it's probably an easy guess if you wanted to. If you had to, if you had to change one of those names, uh, sound like it, so might put a Martin Luther King. Oh, no. A Martin Luther King. And that sounds like it seems like so bad that you can't do that. Oh, just imagine. I feel like you'll laugh at that. Have it. Well, I took me a minute to get it. Really? It did. Um, Luther, uh, like, just to imagine if your name is Luther King. You know, that's one of those like, he, he's got both names. You can't have it. You don't have to change it.
Jackie Robinson's middle name, but I believe Rosa Vilt really? I think so. I believe so. I don't know that that's right now that I sat in my head. Let's see what Jack, well, Jackie Robinson, middle name, I said, I can name a barbershop and see if that helps. Uh, look at me, look at me, look at me. Who? Who? That's right. Uh, uh, his name, uh, Jack Roosevelt Robinson. Wow. Well, you won't see this happen again. It's all right. His middle name, giving him an honor, former US president, theodore Roosevelt. But you will not see a child named after a president ever again. So I was thinking that, but it seemed too obvious to be an answer. Yeah. How does that line up as far as how he was? And think about that too. Like, think about that for a minute of all the, all the, I'm looking at from on the other shoe on the other foot, I'm wearing a shoe backwards right now. Imagine that. Like, going through all that stuff at that time. And then by the way, your, your middle name is this whole white guy runs the country.
Like, I mean, that's crazy. Wow. That's wild. Now, you're right. It will never happen again. No. Now, well, it might, somebody might have the middle name Trump now. Well, yeah. Yeah. Some of those will. But, you know, what? Like, like, you know, the, you know, there's some that, that just won't be like, there's some that just totally just like, this peer. And that's one thing too. Like, where did, are there still Lincoln's living? Like, you know, from his lineage? Now, he didn't have any, Andrew Lincoln's is a, he's an actor, but is he related to him? I don't think so. Yo, Gabe. Uh, or like, you know, like fully, I don't mean like, you know, on the, my grandma's eighth cousin's side or whatever. I mean, like, yeah, George Washington was my great, great, great, great grandpa. Like, wow. Why aren't you running for president next, uh, in 20 years when Trump gives up? Do you want to guess? Like, this made me look this up because we're, you know, looking at different names.
Yeah. What's the most considered common first and last name is in this country? I know what it used to be, but it's, I'm sure it's, like, it used to be John Smith. Well, you got the last part right. Smith? Now's this James Smith, most common name in the country. I don't think I knew any. No. But Smith is like, you know, a lot of Smith's. Yeah. Second on the list was Michael Smith, huh? Like Michael debut. Yeah. New one, Michael Smith and then Robert Smith was third, fourth Maria Garcia, very Maria Garcia. I like that. I like that rose off the tongue Maria Garcia David Smith was five, no, a lot of David Smith's. Well, and that was the, the, the, the, the colony, right? The, the, the, what was that story that awful story? Did they like cannibalize each other or they got eaten up or something? Oh, dang it. The colony, the, the, the, the, uh, let me double check that too real quick.
You know, folks, the older you get and I'm 50 now fat boys, uh, 43, 43, 43, 43, 43, 43, 43, 43, 43, 43, like Richard Petty. Wait a second. You should have wore Petty blue shorts today in honor out of what? I looked it up exactly as how you said it. And it's talking about the winner of 1609 to 1610, like that's not what you were talking about, right? The winner of what? Well, the, the people eating each other. Oh, yes. Okay. It was in Jamestown. Yes. That's it. The Smith colony, right? Yeah. They resorted cannibalism to, uh, the winner for extreme famine and lack of supplies. Oh my God. Yeah. They ate animals, horses, dogs, cats, and then that's when they turned to people eating each other. Yeah. And they, oh my God, they all like disappeared, they're like, but one of them didn't obviously, but I think he just, he or she, probably he probably went over and just changed
his name and, and started a new life after he ate everybody, but I bet his fart was awful. I've never heard of this. 60 people survived colonists. Okay. I was wrong. They found 59. Well, they found evidence of a 14 year old girl, her skull, uh, Antibia showed signs of having her flesh removed. Okay. Wow. They could tell that from, well, I'll take your words for that. Yikers. God. Look at me with like half-ass history, though, like I, like I had to jack a brother. I didn't know this thing. I'll give myself credit on that, but the, yeah, they, they tried to make a, a movie out of that. And, uh, it's hard to make an interesting movie out of the 1600s with anything close. You got like, why are they turning to the kids first? You're supposed to eat the kids last. Well, so make sure they eat first. I would not be a good eater because I got too much fat. That's same, you know, well, I mean, I, I, I've got too much gristle. How about that? I'm like a steak that looks good when you look at it. You're like, it's really nice. Got a lot of fat.
There's some meat to it. There's a lot of fat. Yeah. Yeah. That, but I, I guess the, why the, the, the other is, uh, I mean, when, when that kicks in, you, you've lost your mind and, you know, it's like, do you want to have, uh, you won't mutton or do you want lamb? You know, not the, not the hair, yeah. Yeah. No, you take the lamb. Yeah. I don't want to eat sideburns, which is all I can think of now. Who's the president with the big sideburns? Uh, I, uh, was that Grover? Ben Buren? Ben Buren, this was. BV? I have big chops. on half-assed history. Today, actually, boy. God, I haven't asked you it. There's no cancellation, right? No, we're good. Still good. Okay, so finger crossed. This dude is going to come on here today and he's going to share a story. Sorry about the burp. There it is. There it is. He's going to
share a story with you, Bulberg, and part of the story is that years ago, his wife, she did something, she made a mistake and he stood by her through her hot times and he helped her through it and he helped each other through it and all the thing and boom, boom, boom, boom. And then he kind of walked that same path and the result of that is she is now, was it her aunt or her sister. She's living with family now. She left him and he just wants to come on and like he said he wanted to throw his stuff on the altar. It's not an altar. I think he meant the, what do you throw yourself on the mercy of the court? That's what it is. Now if there was ever like this is the exact definition of forgive but not forget. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't forget. No, that's going to start God, late bum and like 45 minutes. So we need to get all this other stuff taken and care
out before then. A little bit here, a little bit there. Yeah. We say, I told him, don't cancel. Don't do it. Um, I threatened him so we can legally sue you if you cancel. We can't. Well, you should also tell him that you were now looking forward to it as part of your birthday day. God. I should have lived with that instead of trying to threaten him through a rob in the legal proceedings. Yeah. He said, hey man, it's my birthday and I really wanted somebody to come on and like tell their whole life story on the radio and go from there with it. There's some drama going when you listen to it. You feel older? You look it today. You really did. I really do feel older. Yeah. Uh, you start to get a little survivor skill for people you don't even know. Like where especially your buddies too. Like I've outlived some people and I'm not in the best shapes. I'm not really like, you know, using the time wisely, using this body wisely. So I got to, you know, you think about that when you get older like man, it's a miracle I'm here. Well, it's a miracle where it's mechael well hell because if there's ever a poster child for more
bit of obesity, it's not me, but I'm up there. Yeah, but you, you, you, you, you, you, I saw a fatter people yesterday by far. Oh, you did. Yeah, that makes me feel better. Where'd you go? I went to a certain bargain outlet. Oh, did you do a little shopping maybe take a picture of the little mascot of the store? Oh, wow. Yeah. That's all some money. It was a huge really. Oh, my God, it probably stinks and thank God. That's not me. Also, uh, well, while we're doing shout-out shout-outs to, uh, shout-outs to, uh, Wade's in Spartanburg. Wade! That was, uh, Wade's junior? No, the big one, regular one. The one in the super huge parking lot where you, you can't tell where there's lines or not. So people are just driving all through all different directions of the parking lot because it's so big. It's like the damn Autobahn. Yeah, well, I'm not saying there was like a people breaking their neck to come and talk to me, but it was like through four of the servers. And the first thing, maybe she went in there and I told her, but there was this one lady and, uh, she, she was very sweet. She, her job was first though. So like the microphone is, is me sitting there
in the booth. And she comes walking there. She's walking up. She's got a handful of food. Or a tray. Love you, shout-out. Makes it look like your food is literally in her hands. Yeah, it is. She's like, love you, shout-out. Just keeps walking right back. Dude, I love that. I hope that happens to me today. She's cake factory. Love you, shout-out. Love you, shout-out. I can't get a shout-out. To the textures who are asking if Fat Boy and I are high right now, hell yes, this is birthday. Good morning. This is The Rise Guys, Netman, Paige and Fat Boy. Every morning it makes you laugh. I would hate to start my day without them. I love The Rise Guys. The Rise Guys Morning Show. It's just working as crazy. All right. I can't take as much deeper breath than that. You stupid bitch. Give me an ounce, Jones, son of a bitch. You son of a bitch. Thank you, sir. Let's cook it in the kitchen. You don't even know what kind of eggs they're made.
You heard right, Stan. Well, I like that one. You imagine if your alarm's going off right now. God. This is your alarm, Fat Boy. And then you start doing that. What is that? That like, you know, that dance that girls, these usually girls, I mean, some guys could do it, but it's kind of a feminine to be honest. Where are they? Oh, I'm not doing it. You know, they, like, look at my feet. You know that this, it's like a mash, like if you were managing grapes or stomping on ants. It's like the dance that hot girls do at EDM concerts, where they're like running in place, but they're like, it's almost like a 20s look in the Fapper girl or whatever you call them.
Flapper. Flapper, Flapper girl. They're like, you're stomping out some amphorms. Yeah, it does. And it's barefoot. That was the big part of the dance. You were barefoot. That's why there's a name for it. The name for it. Painful. Playing a Fat Boy Slim if you're listening on the podcast. I was going to say, are you doing, there's no crying in ladies basketball. Sorry, I was talking to the TV. Is it a shout out to the lady Gamecocks? Look at that. Going to the final four. Where is the, the, where is the final four this year? For men, it's an Indianapolis. Is it always? No, it changed. Okay. I don't know where it is for women, but shout out chase justice locally because they said that dude from YFF, all the damn way to Sacramento. Like it's been following the Gamecocks everywhere. Oh, man. You're rocking up some miles there, but he's probably like head dinner with Don. Probably. Don and Raven probably causing dad. I don't know.
So if you're as good as Don's daily, let's get bored doing this. Like you want to get well. We don't do it. That's true. Sometimes. Little big. You want to check it up? Are you doing all fat boy songs today since it's your birthday and your rejoin week at the same time? No, to give you a little heads up, there was a birthday later who was in a fat boy slim video. And then when I was looking up the song to use for later, I forgot about this one. So I'm like, let's go ahead and use this one. So you'll hear another one later. Oh, during both days, what's I got to say or a lot more than he used to be for this particular day? Well, this is because you made it popular. Well, more people get famous. I didn't know Gordy Hall and myself shared a birthday. Oh, wow. The Detroit Red Wings legend, right? Detroit? Let's see. Gordy Hall? Yeah. Yeah. Was he? Yeah. Yeah. Pretty sure. God dang. Look at that. I was right about Jack Roosevelt Robinson.
Sports history. You know, but history, not current current. I lack on. You should teach some of the people in the building a little bit about sports history. See that that would be a fun little thing to do. Wouldn't that be a fun little crossover episode? It's coming from a nice place. You know, I don't want you to be construed as. And also to embarrass someone not to keep someone from being embarrassed down the road. Exactly. You had a guest on that made a reference to like the pie and tar incident. You didn't know what that was. I mean, that's got to be really. I'm gonna come on. It's gonna be insulting and embarrassing and all of that. It's got to be a staying on George Britt's resume. Oh, well, Gaylord Perry left this world with that stain on his resume. I didn't want to say him because I got his baseballs and he passed the Wayne Gaffney. Yes, he did. He lived there. He wasn't just there visiting. Plus, I get brownie points from the balls to peach. If we pile on George Britt because the boss hates George Britt. Why? No, he does not. Yeah, he does.
Maybe he used to work for the Royals. Yeah, but I thought that Brett was his guy. No. Who's his guy? I don't know, but the Royals are his team. I don't know who his dude is. If he was Tukesbury or, you know, whoever the hell aim a sodas. It might be Salah, Sally Perez as far as I know. Yeah, but he does not like George Britt. Look at Bobby Whit Jr. It kid. That kid's good. Yeah, like Hosmer too. Does he have that new rookie too? His last name sounds like he'd be a mobster. Oh, you think it of Castiglion. Caglione. From Florida. Castiglion. Cause he played for Florida when they played at Clemson and knocked him out of the freaking playoffs. Jackson or Jack? Yeah, okay. Big dude probably gets, you know, technically only probably lots like a young Konseca. And moved up quick. Yeah. Through the system there. Oh, I'd be dead blind. The baseball locally starts at this weekend. Both teams. Oh, is it dollar beer or not? Who cares? I'm not going to take. I understand how they're funny at the crack of stupid. I need like five cups
of coffee. The rise guys morning show. You had to play the music I love and get me ready to tackle the day. The rise guys wall. What was the threshold is like 25, right? I thought it was 30. Might be on 30. 30 spins. 30 spins in its official. Have you checked that website lately? I'm about to. I'll check the other one and see. Not the one. Not the one. The early days of the internet. People just had fun with. Oh, wow. Good God. Sorry. Are you sitting through 25 or whatever already? No, I went to, I went to the party one. And it's, uh, you went to the wrong one. Yeah, let's see here. Dotcom. Yes. Oh, my God. I just had a typo. And if the meds don't use that for promotion, they're stupid. Wow. Wait. I can't. Oh, man, I cannot. I can't even even elude to the one
that I was eluding to because it, it turns you to an active discord that I don't know what they're talking about. Oh, you better hang on, man. I didn't turn that off real quick. Better make sure you're not signed in. That video I was telling you about. I got it. I had to get it from somewhere else. Oh, okay. I haven't seen it. I read the story or I didn't read the story. I saw the, I'll be honest with you right now. I saw the headline. I'm aware that it happened. And I'd like to be, uh, I'd like to be, uh, you know, enlightened when I get to work. I just like you listening right now. All right, the audio. What is the audio provided from? This is, uh, NBC news. Oh, this is definitely made the rounds. Let's see if I can get to. Here we go. The army is now looking into this video posted online appearing to show a U.S. army Apache helicopter doing a flyby over singer Kid Rock's Nashville area home. The musician posted videos of himself applauding and saluting the chopper. A spokesman
for the army says they've begun an administrative review adding, quote, appropriate action will be taken if any violations are. But look at, like he's just out there. Look how close it is. Oh, yes. Fill area home. The musician posted videos of himself. He's just saluting the damn thing. I tell you, I'd have a, I would have a hard time, uh, walking out there and just, I mean, that's pretty badass. I will say, do not know, like just because it's our, uh, our, our ship our, our plane, uh, it doesn't necessarily mean it's our people in it. I don't know. If I heard any airplanes, uh, I'd go down to my bunker. I mean, my, uh, but like he's got one of those pools where the water goes off to the side. Yeah. And never comes back, uh, infinity. And he's just, like this sucker is real close. I feel like if he jumped off of the pool, he could probably land on the foot of the plane. They say it's three times as deep as Josie was tall.
Sorry, it looks like that's about 10 foot. I'm trying to find it just for the audio's raw and the news report. I think I got one right here. Let's see if I had cusses. God, so loud. What kind of like it won't go away. Now it's just like literally, however, how many feet off the ground? I don't know how high up he is. And it just takes, it just goes away. I don't know much about like what kind of helicopter that is. Uh, but it's one of those big army ones. Yeah, I can't, uh, I can't ever tell those. So I can't do that with some cars nowadays either. I can't either. So either you knew where he lives. It's not like you're just flying around and all of yours, Bob. Yeah. Let's go say, hey, that also doesn't look like a country house. No, plus you see it, which I assume is Nashville, off in the, in the foreground, I guess,
behind the plane. Oh, yeah. So he's kind of, he's way up in the hills. So even the local authorities wouldn't be like freaked out of why that was this hovering so low there. I'm sure the guy calls, but why, like, what is there to investigate? Even if they stopped for like a minute or two, what's the big deal? I don't know. I think the story said they were on the way to an exercise or they're flying somewhere else and just, it just seems too quince. But how could Kid Rock request it? It's not like he can call somebody up and say, hey, did you fly by a place? How could he? So I can make a cool little video. Does he? Do you think he has the access that is proposed? I think pretty sure he's probably like, you know, Tex and Trump. You really, really do. I think they're in each other's phone for sure. Wow. Kanye's in there. First buddies probably still in there. Oh, man. Because I don't know. Trump knows how to delete contacts. Or if he just doesn't think about it. Yeah. But you know, he's got his phone on him like all the time.
You think he's blocked Tiger? No, see, they're good buddies. Still, I think. He said he's not going to let him drive. His, his, his grandkids ran anymore, though. He might have just been saying that. He shouldn't, he shouldn't. Oh, hell no. That, all the means were great. The Tiger's a little like hell when he was in the passenger seat. They picked him up. Well, I mean, he's looked, he's looked rough for a while. I mean, that, that stress is gotten to him. I mean, you shouldn't, if you're that rich and you play golf. Yeah. You shouldn't look like you just weathered the storm of your life. He does. He should have the, he should have nice skin. I mean, gosh, let's think now. And this is, you know, there's his parents had good DNA for good skin. Yeah. Yeah. And he was confirmed for Augustus. And now they don't know if he's going to even, it wasn't going to play. He was going to show up for the champions dinner and some other stuff. First swing. Yeah. Now they don't know because I could ask him a ton of stuff about the rig.
Well, again, in the report, I don't know if the report's out yet. It was about to come out. But they're saying it could help him that he didn't give the, uh, your analysis. Oh, what if he's like, you got so scared of the situation you actually like wet yourself? Could they like squeeze your pants? Maybe, feed your need for TRG. Oh, yes, it's good. At TheRiseGuys.com and on the Odyssey. This is TheRiseGuys Morning Show.
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