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I don't know.
Hey, I found the idea.
It's usually the first ones.
The basic language about human soup.
You have been warned.
The first one is always the longest.
Perfect.
And so out.
The first one always longer.
The first one always longer.
Goodbye.
Time to get to the cycle when you're pretty much done.
Great.
Great and long.
Great.
Great.
Great.
And the first one.
Is that a name I'm not fast at him he don't know what to do
Why are you looking so like flabbergasted over there I'm reading this you can read
yeah sometimes yes sometimes no so welcome everybody it's Friday welcome to the
weekly shit show as we call it eventually we'll be back live on tuba of the
you next week we're working at it we have a kind of over cranky tricycle
motor we've got a catch goblin running around the floor somewhere beat
I'm shit what's his name boss king Harry so let's get a baby baby baby baby baby
pretty much they've been a we've been a rough fucking week been a very rough week so 13,658 thank
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huh don't know yet no jar there to soul like yesterday
well I'm behind okay I like three years so where was it Maryland okay so I've decided
normally for those you just want don't warning us goddamn it drink but you need to drink
yeah um yes but don't give crystal anything too heavy because she hasn't drank in a while
if she hasn't drank in a while well a couple beer okay anyway I want my usual I just want to
what honey I would say I want me but I didn't bring any I want you said so
um yeah you love that little springy thing you just don't know you just don't know it yet
well who falls is that always expect always expect the throat punch always expect the throat punch
I expect them though because nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition and look what happened
it's a virtual impossible well I just totally wasted a perfectly good joke on her but tech bitch got it
crystals corn fuse no I can't would you say but I might
don't you know that I'm good at stringing useless shit together by now
you really didn't say that just like so I have I have a question for crystal
this was brought up to me this morning by my loving brother was so sweet and innocent and would never
give me a really really inappropriate tasteless joke let's make you wonder
what what you call a bouncer at a gay bar
I have no clue a flamethrower
tell me I'm wrong tell me I'm wrong
well just saying
sparkles tosser wait no morning for that one sparkles tosser
no that's not sound right oh if somebody is so tired
here
did you go I've got my coke I'm
have a minute if we have any spice drum for next weekend
Saturday Easter weekend
Navi's birthday oh there's a light bulb clicking on he's like oh shit yeah it is
yeah I think we probably will not get there
my buddy is coming down the one that just lost his wife
oh yeah so I invited him down for I'd like to down for Easter and he thought he had to work
on Saturday but he got laid off so he's gonna come down Saturday and stay over till Sunday
so I don't know what time he's coming yet but it'll probably be in the morning
so I mean we could drag him with I'll talk to him about or I'll just give her an Uber and
we'll figure it out anyway I'm making a I'm making a I'm making a pork shoulder
and in the in the oven and I'm going to be like a 14 hour slow roast
you know I'm going to reject with an extra of apple juice and spice rum
I don't know how the apple juice I mean the spice rum would be too bad with injecting
but I'm just think it's just a little bit of apple too not a whole lot or since
tech drink bitch is going to be making fresh apple pies I could lay a couple of slices of apples
down and you know do it on top of I don't know I haven't quite figured it out yet I'm still mulling
everything true in my head true so we're not going to go to Florida today
then we're definitely not thinking of the same one okay this one
did I Jennifer happy belated birthday this one was back on the 23rd so a couple days ago
and I didn't know about this until I was
is her using the diaper I love treating the diaper I know because I come up with a story
about this one and I'm going to finish before I'm going to wait till you finish that before
I read this headline because I'm sure you've probably seen it on the diaper
some people have what it just caught me is it put my interest
okay it's 27-year-old quadruple amputee and cornhole champion
I literally stop because there's more to that
did you read all of that already I haven't read it yet this is what I just got that just
I've seen so many videos about this and then it's actually a video of me the amputee
loading the gun loading a gun showing how he shot or how he constituted the weapon
a weapon I don't know if it was that one in particular not the area is supposed to be sitting down on the
couch I have it's not a very long one but it's you know so here we go date and James
Weber was arrested after he shot and killed his friend during an argument in Charles County
Maryland over the weekend Weber was in the driver's seat of his vehicle when he fatally shot
his friend who is sitting in the front passenger seat there now are you okay there's a clicker
there he goes there's this brain coming in you have fucking hilarious as to watch these videos
these people making fun of them like hold on wait a second he was driving like that
triple quadruple amputee
you know I mean he's found the water that name him Bob
yeah that's the one I thought he was like no
you're off topic all right Weber reportedly drove off with the body of the deceased victim identified
as 27-year-old podrace Michael Wells and has par so he can this quadruple amputee and shoot
again and try oh my god no he uses the bone and he can pull the trigger that is the weirdest
shit I've ever seen there's a video of him blackness hitting them oh my god it's the
weirdest thing I see him load the weapon you should see him load the weapon telly it's fucking
talent I'm sorry I'm so sorry for the 27-year-old but that is Andrew that's a talent
telly you get bigger than this telly's dying up okay no it's just the arch of articles on the
like the headlines oh yeah he says he was 10 months old he's been a quadruple amputee with
sports Weber has been well-known for his athletic accomplishments and fact news for profiled him
when he was 11 years old after hearing how his physical disability had gotten in the way of his
desire to wrestle play video games right there likes play football what the fucker can drive a
car and shoot a gun why wouldn't he be able to wrestle you bite the dice kneecaps off
that's the ankle for the nuts
but I'll bet you for Halloween he dresses as the black knight from money python in the holy grail
there's nothing but a flesh one I just watched a lab before you guys game will hurt him
yeah let's put a scratch I would have to talk about that in the gallery that's he as an adult
Weber became a champion cornhole player oh there's so many questions
hmm now what is the point is the porn gap that's the chuck that we go on the horse
I mean I mean anything will go on a small hole if you push it hard enough
I could only see a getting so pissed off and someone is
his empty you get pissed at him from getting you get pissed at him if he wins against
onto him and that's he just eat him I have to look up there's a couple of videos
talking hilarious that video I'm sorry I again I'm not gonna stress that the murder was bad
but okay I can see how he can play cornhole so I'm looking at a yeah shot okay oh here's the one
that's the loading that that's the video him loading that weapon it is
it's a skill
you can still click I just have to look for a slide
I can tell you
you
all you hear is the sounds isn't that yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna look up a better
trust me I found that on Facebook anyway the video
I'm telling you
oh there's that skill
you can get your eyeglass kit
oh here play with this
not that and play with that you want a boob I'll give you genels
no I'm gonna use them hey
I know I felt that but excuse me no I don't know fun
you like excuse me sir don't you mean mug me
I will give you to the goblin king
I will give you to the goblin king
oh
you want a little fun
you want a little fun
you want a little fun
I'll give you a little bit
because that's the one
let's back out
kill you if you didn't know
There we go.
There you go.
There you go.
There's like a wet towel.
You know, I'm just going to wet towel.
Yeah.
So this is my coffee table, OK?
Some purple livens in the water.
The stair.
Yeah, see there.
All the way to the floor.
Great.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Whoa.
Yeah, one, one, one.
Okay.
Okay.
Yes.
This one goes in this hand.
This one goes in this hand.
There you go.
Hold that.
Now we'll give you a
the Journal.
ata.
Oh my god.
Kelly's walking with him.
Kelly's already gone.
Here, go to that one.
See, every day all day.
Here, have an elephant too.
It wants to say elephant.
Okay, so now I'm going to look up where it was.
Fuck you, spell amputee.
Hey, I'm
key.
No, they'll be you in there somewhere.
I flipped up am.
You.
I don't I want you to realize.
English looks.
Okay, here we go.
You find it.
Yes, much of them. Okay. She was literally talented.
So I think what I'm going to do, bless you, uh, with her. I think I'm just going to play
the video from the news for the next couple of them here. So I'm not all the rights
to this, but this is from YouTube from Fox 5 Washington, you see two days ago.
There we go.
I'm going to get you all the stories of the day here, we've got everything from one year,
seating options, what does it do? It doesn't list this year, but right now, the big story of the day,
as can't be. It's a story making a national headline. They quadruple amputee,
professional role player. Okay, so shooting and his friend in Maryland did a web. We're now learning
jail officials took arm prints when he was brought in to the Elvin Marl County Virginia jail.
It all comes to see a way of tradition and then Charles County Maryland. We've got to see you.
Yeah, you've got to see this.
Um, by surprise, and I'm just by the allegations, but given the fact that this man is a quadruple amputee
and what happened, but also he's being treated in jail. What's the latest? What's on your reporting there?
Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's, it's truly a story, I think, uh, that we have them.
No, he's definitely going to be somebody's.
Yes, um, the video is absolutely shocking. I mean, first of all, this guy,
and, um, he is a better work. He's a better work.
Yes. He has made a really tough file on him was what he was actually able to accomplish.
So, you know,
and his legs, and he never let that stop him.
He's a wonderful at an incredibly high level.
He's really accomplished a lot of these allegations on him.
Well, here so the way it goes is that he was, of course,
over the weekend, and I was going to meet you
and we're going to come up with his friends.
More responsibility.
One of them, he is accused of bullying and working on it
and ultimately shooting and killing him,
or asking his friends to help get rid of his body,
crisply, crisply stuck.
He obviously was a later arrested after the body was found,
and he would look into jail like Jen Marina.
He is unable to give fingerprints.
He does not have hands, so what they do in that situation
when the doll is, they take a print of the identity.
You know, that means basically, you know,
I was told, you know, it would just like,
they would have put a print of the identity
and now it actually puts it to jail.
He does not have any of its prosthetics.
He, we've been told, he's not like using them.
He feels like he can do, you know, pretty much everything
without them.
And that's how he is in jail right now,
I see him in a way.
How the fuck did he drive a car?
I mean, you know, there's video of him shooting guns,
so he's clearly an adept marksman,
and you know, people are wondering,
well, how did he shoot and kill somebody?
And this is something that we've seen on video.
You should have done that with your app tomorrow.
So it's something that, again, like you said,
we would have to see if he is.
I'm quite fucking curious to see if he is.
So this is, that's how I'm called.
You, he's got a lift, right?
To get around, and he was driving the car at the time.
Oh!
As well.
And then those two friends that were in the backseat there
that allegedly refused to help him
with disposing of his friend's body,
he drove that to Virginia, which is where he was arrested.
Oh, yeah.
In conditions like there for someone like me,
because he is getting to some degree,
what I think a lot of people would call special treatment.
I think some people have described some special treatment
in this jail, and that he is,
because first of all, he's in an area nearby himself,
where he's not really around the other end.
He can't be a lot of people.
He can't be a lot of people.
He can't be a lot of people.
That's quite terrible.
The jail obviously is also not,
it's not made to handle somebody who goes in the condition
that he's in.
So, yeah, I think a lot of people have written this today,
why is he being treated as well as he is being treated?
It's because he would use it as a species.
First of all,
he would use it as a species.
He would use it as a body tool for that.
Look, Bubba.
It sounds like a fully not the conditions
that you would expect for or not to bad.
Yeah.
Let's go get it.
He is potentially staring out a life time in prison.
You know, we will see what happens,
but it's truly a one-up of my case.
That time is a nation.
And as you all are talking about,
it's so good to see you as always, Michael.
Okay.
It's for you.
I'll see you in the next one.
There is so many fucking questions.
That car has to be modified for him.
That's an expensive vehicle.
Okay, clearly BBC doesn't know what Cornhole is.
From troopling to taking a bean bag cost-champion,
a true family shooting passenger while driver.
I'm talking about...
A lot of people don't know what Cornhole is.
No, he looks like a fucking...
But, basically, he gets killed.
No, I don't want to know what your family does on you.
Images.
What?
It's like something.
How does it even remotely look like it does?
It looks different.
He really does look like a kid.
Makes a lot more powerful for Bubba.
I have to see a video of him.
The video is interesting.
I am amazed how he racked that back and not get hurt.
I thought he was going to be like,
just charging his eye away.
He don't have a leg.
In his arm.
He's got a stomach.
Why don't you shoot a black powder?
He's facing the guy I can shoot because,
honestly, you expect...
He likes balls.
It's like mom.
Oh.
Oh, he's got a little nubby on his right arm.
Yes, it's got a little nubby.
It's a bone.
They cut it off for the...
Yeah, it's like right here.
No, it looks like the fucking...
It's a bone.
You can shove it in to the artificial limb.
It's fucking both.
It's like a shell.
I have seen these things.
I have seen it before.
It's really...
That is just like disturbing.
It looks like the chest and her...
Put a little racket back with those limbs, right?
I've always been...
Have you ever got yourself doing something like that?
Not like racket.
Like even...
I've never got myself doing it, but I...
I've never said shoots yourself.
I've changed your cell.
On your gut.
It felt like, yeah.
Yeah.
That shit hurts.
That's how he hasn't got...
How he didn't get it, and some of the...
In that video, I'm like...
Okay, let's end with you guys.
I could only imagine.
No, he's shooting a burrito.
Did you see that?
One of the hardest ones is the fucking wrath.
It looks like it's...
It all looks like it used to make 2F.
No, but they're way like 30 fucking homes.
Whatever, they're the only way like 10.
Still.
For an...
Can't you see that?
For a dude with no fucking arms.
I can't fright the recoil with pop back and...
That...
If someone trusted him with a gun...
Two...
Two...
And he gets the right one.
What's the point?
I can't...
What's the point?
Going to dead.
Here, does he need a change?
He's not like...
If there's a gun going...
Not like he's dropped that.
Hold the paw.
Oh, he's done that to me.
That's not gonna be funny.
So where are we going tonight, Brain?
Well, we're gonna stuff at one place first on our trip back to Wisconsin.
This one just popped in as Paul, literally, you heard him say,
Hey, who's the look at this?
It's not that fucked up of my shit.
And I'm gonna read this to you.
Please do.
Or a woman...
Use the rope...
Oh, yeah, no shit.
Use rope locks.
Okay.
To instruct 10-year-old to kill in-ins by dropping him on floor.
So we all know Roblox has been pretty bad with the whole sexual predators and bullshit lately.
Now it's apparently it's going into murder, I guess.
What?
What?
You're not joking.
No, I didn't.
No fuck I didn't.
Well, the whole thing is in there.
Because I had to wait for dinner.
Okay.
Anyway.
Paul, practice your hand-cuffing abilities and spank him later.
What hand-cuffing abilities?
We don't have hand-cuff.
Yeah, we don't have hand-cuff.
I don't really want to know.
So it's cool.
You want a bow?
No, I'm a human petri-packet right now.
After seven months, I'm a human petri-packet.
Nobody catch up on the fry won't hurt.
Not this much, though.
Yeah, that's perfect.
Like somebody in front of the tomato.
We're looking at it.
Trust the fart.
No.
Okay, run, gunny run.
All right.
Well, I don't even only do that once.
I know.
Okay, so this actually happened last year.
But, reason why it's hitting it now.
It's because she didn't get sentenced.
I love when a story has a happy ending.
Why?
Why have squirrel with husband?
Really?
What?
She looks familiar.
She's scary as fuck.
Well, fuck.
No, that's me Shamu.
Right.
So the article started in October 22, 2024, not last year, of course.
Two-month-old baby was seriously injured when a 10-year-old girl dropped the baby on the tile floor.
Authority and Florida.
You know shit.
Announced at the time, 36-year-old woman who they alleged instructed the child.
I don't know what that looks like.
Take a look at it real quick.
What?
Did you hear who he said he looked like?
Yeah.
I got to find you for a group chat.
Yeah, instructed via the online video game Roblox on how to kill the infant.
Alexa's guys might be psyched, honestly.
Not him and not it was arrested Friday and charged with attempted murder while engaging in aggravated child abuse.
The S could be a county sheriff's office.
Quick plans.
That quick plans.
She has a hair color.
She does.
Listen to the words.
That's it, but not then, but she does now.
An arrest report alleged that skies report reports are alleged that skies communicated with her 10-year-old daughter.
On the online gaming.
Alexa, Alexa.
Cancel.
Because her name's like, yep, yep, yep, I got it.
I had the TV set her off one night.
But what's your phone's name?
Very.
But guess what?
Didn't say anything.
But anyway, the card documents said skies is related to the infant.
I don't know yet.
Instructed the 10-year-old to drown the infant in a bathtub, burn the infant with golden water, drop her on the floor and kill the infant.
Kids' house concept of the sheriff's office Thursday about a two-month-old infant who had serious injuries and injuries after being dropped on the kitchen floor by the 10-year-old.
Both kids' house is a child advocacy center where forensic interviews and medical exams of the children suspected of abuse are conducted.
The arrest report alleged that the 10-year-old picked up the infant after a he became fussy and was walking to the kitchen with him to find an adult when the baby fell.
Foster father picked up the baby and took him to the hospital where the doctor said he had a skull fracture.
The boy expected to survive.
The 10-year-old said in the forensic interview, she just had to drop the baby on the floor at the direction of her mother.
The report said the girl was terrified of her mother and felt that if she did not go through with the instructions, Sykes would harm or kill her as well.
This is not it.
Sheriff's office alleged that in the investigation also revealed that the guys instructed the 10-year-old close to kill the adults.
The 10-year-old girl was temporary living with by cutting their roots with a knife on the slabs.
Burn their house by dousing the bedsheets with aerosol spray and setting them on fire.
Back in the late 70s, early 80s, there was a movie that came out with a feral faucet called The Burning Bed.
Almost as good as Mommy Dearest with no more wire hangers.
But the 10-year-old did douse the sheets, but couldn't carry out the rest of the instructions.
And this was on Roblox.
Roblox has a pedophile ring that someone was taking down.
Like you could get your Roblox character into specific areas that pedophile set up in Roblox.
Roblox actually had a two-stop-a-few gaming dreamers because they would use that content to try and stop them from...
They're saying that Roblox was protecting them.
He gets to bite you in the boob, but I do it.
Chip W. Simmons said that he was truly disturbed by the allegations and thought that anyone could think like this, let alone instruct these acts to be carried out.
I have been in law enforcement over 40 years and never seen anything like this as an understatement.
There's something brutally wrong with her.
So, that was back in October of 2024, right?
Now, she came back into the limelight, this case did.
I don't know what's up when I lost it.
The video is actually on...
Look at that.
This woman seems to be getting arrested.
She pledged no contest in January.
Which is kind of funny because Roblox does have an abuse lawsuit going on right now.
So, she pledged not guilty of no contest.
Do you want to know how long she sentenced to?
11 months with 462 days credit for the time served.
It needs to be more.
Which is why she's getting out.
But she is still to come back.
Because the teen daughter just weeks pregnant, malnourished and had been sexually abused.
And her been allegedly threatened the young man and his family demanding money in exchange for silence.
And they said they've starved her if she didn't agree to give up her baby.
And she will actually be facing more time April 8th to go back to court for more.
So, yes.
She needs some actual help.
There are a lot of people that need an awful lot of actual help.
This is also possible.
But now, kind of going into the 14 year old girl situation sounds really bad.
Wisconsin woman charged with intentionally killing a 14 year old.
No.
No.
Okay.
Just let him let her just going to do what he wants.
Probably going to go in and get something to eat and then come back.
And if you stick your hand out while he might let you pat him.
Nope.
He's actually friendly and I'm like, what's friendly?
Hey you.
Sorry, we were all arguing about Mr.
We have one I didn't.
I'm not putting it on my hearing.
Just because I don't want anything to happen to it.
Sorry, I can't read that.
That it's cute.
Yes, I didn't want to I don't want to put it on my hearing.
So I don't want anything to happen to it.
I want you to understand it's cute.
Her attitude to everybody else was not.
She made it everyone.
About daddy.
Of course not.
I don't think.
I don't sleep with you either.
He's 15 pounds.
Is it a size of a litter box in there?
When you go in there to poop, look at the size of the litter box.
I'll have to look.
It's a big, good.
But yeah, a 41-year-old woman has been accused of killing a 14-year-old girl who was found when deputies responded to a welfare check last week.
Was this local?
The Rock County Sheriff's Office said it went to the boy home just before 8 a.m. on Friday and found the team dead.
Hold on a minute because I've got something here.
When was that Friday?
That would have been.
Yes.
Have a day.
Come on, Baba.
He goes to the store.
He's still walking up that tube.
He's still walking up that tube.
Once he gets done with my phone.
Baba.
He literally will come right up to you.
He's nine days from a month and a month and a half with us now.
He was there when he was there and he fell asleep.
And when I go and get my tissue to work him up.
Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if you can see this, but we did have mystery.
He was the new, was the studio be mascot, but a couple of weeks ago, just about a month ago.
He picked up Hamilton here.
He's a big boy.
All 15 pounds of him.
He used to do the same thing to mystery.
I was scared.
They shit out of me one night after you guys lie.
No, it was a Saturday night.
And I kicked out on the recliner.
It was just starting to fall asleep.
Little fucker came out behind the couch and went under the table on my feet.
I kicked out in his tail, ran across the bottom of my toes.
And I was just starting to fall asleep.
I feel something fuzzy going under my toes.
No, that would scare the fuck out of me to be on my feet.
And as I say, when it comes to her here, he will flip off your table.
I believe that.
So they identified Taiyis out on his feet.
Sorry if I pronounced any of that right.
As a suspect and a resciter,
Oniski was first with first degree intentional homicides.
Flat Friday.
Yes.
Do you believe me?
Just kind of interesting.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on with that case.
I just saw it and I'm like, oh,
Well, the only reason I'm asking is because it's app on my phone.
And it alerts me when everything, when shit goes, goes south around here.
But I'm not seeing it.
And it's the last Friday,
because I remember seeing on the 608 scanner them saying it too.
That's the person found unconscious near Pioneer, drive a boy.
Just a lot of them lately.
First and found unconscious for street.
First and burned near Copeland Avenue.
That was a week ago.
First and inside holding.
First and inside home holding a large kitchen knife.
Okay.
Hamilton.
Why do you look?
Why is he here?
Yeah, because her name was current rain.
Right up to him.
Yeah.
Right up to him.
Because they posted it four days ago that there was about all this three days ago with her.
落葉 gettin' a little bit over.
Were bubba up on tribute.
Bern at toe edge.
To your soul for a while.
Att 그걸.
Just come in.
Roll about.
If shadow there, I think you might want to get in there.
We got to charge that.
Yeah, so, don't get too comfortable with him because, you know,
Vish, Vish is going to want a little more attention.
Hello, Larry.
Isn't, isn't he cool, Paul?
Mike's tell.
Literally, he will just, like,
come up and rob on you and,
and he'll stop, like,
he'll be walking to the kitchen.
I'll start.
He's, he's starting to come out more often at regular times.
I only took us two visits for this.
A friend in my back has a crumbly belly.
See how he's trying to, he's trying to crawl already.
But he definitely knows how to roll backwards and slide back.
Yeah.
He has such a good cat.
It's a mellow.
Here it is, huh?
Living breathing.
Way to blank my feet.
He likes your feet, Paul.
This girl.
You fucking poor cat.
I don't know where it is.
I'm here, Baba.
I'm here, buddy.
It's, I don't know.
That's right, that's right, your feet.
Yeah, he's, he always wants his tails always up.
He's confident.
Kind of struts.
I noticed that.
You're going to get that.
You're going to get struts.
King shit.
People are delicious.
There's the biggest girl in the lot of cat.
I still have my own cat.
You don't.
I'm just saying, that's the biggest cat.
Yeah, it turns him mean.
The 50, 50 shot.
Yeah, I know, that's what I found out.
It's like a giant.
Does, it?
No, no, that's going to work.
I don't want to give him a joint.
Is it?
All the malaria.
Wabba.
Stop.
You had a crystal.
I had no, no, no, no, no, no.
over this way.
Go see, go see, go see, go see, go see, go see, go see, go see.
Back over to Paul's feet.
Yeah.
What's the key?
Ew.
What's the key?
What's the key?
Ew.
What's the key?
What's the key?
You're going to be a obstacle.
Okay, I understand.
Be nice to everything.
What's the key?
Easy on, in Chris.
No, I know, but my head was going right to the mouth of my goat.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
I have a gentle, okay.
Sweetheart.
I know.
He's good with kids.
He's the first one to get away.
He was right up around his head and playing that word.
He's struggling with him starving, actually.
Oh, let me hear him the other day.
I didn't hear him the other day.
Oh, what a good boy.
Well, now maybe he's coming out more.
Now maybe he'll come out when Mark and Laurie come up.
Yeah, good boy, buddy.
You're starting to learn people's voices.
Maybe Mark is scared.
Mark stands up.
He scares me too.
We need to work.
Mark stands up.
Mark stands up.
I go like this too.
What fucking ridiculous.
Come here.
Can you not fuck with me?
You heard about that?
You're going to be booed.
Oh, no, it's her cat.
You could pay the bills for him.
Yeah, buddy.
Oh, blah, blah.
That's my little treat for our form.
So trying to use role blocks to kill kids.
Babies.
Wouldn't it be easier to eat them?
Yeah, I could see.
You don't want to know if she did it.
Because 10 year old can't be charged at all.
In Florida.
So if you go.
Oh, Britney Spears.
I did it again.
But why would you systematically.
I guess you couldn't have done system work.
I have to move shit for me to get back into the closet corner.
I don't have a figure.
You can go in our room.
You need to be careful.
There you go.
Yeah, I want to stick your foot in there, buddy.
There he goes.
He's on his way into the bedroom.
They told you he'd come out eventually.
He's getting more confident.
He is.
He is.
You're not sitting there.
Yeah, nothing.
Nothing has changed in an aspect between the two cats.
Nothing has changed in that aspect.
He wants to be fed when he wants to be fed when he thinks he should be fed.
He had not gone in the bathtub with no water in it and shamed to the showerhead yet either.
But he did jump in the bathtub with the roommate.
With water in it.
Apparently he likes water.
I don't know.
I'm thinking about putting child spin locks on the stove.
For the cat.
Just like we had fridge locks.
Because of the cat.
He doesn't have opposable thumbs like mystery.
But the thing is all you need is the right angle to set that thing up.
And then you're going to have a fire cat instead of a.
Well, that's why I'm looking.
I have to look into the.
I could just see going to the baby.
Getting the stove spinner things.
Setting them down.
Oh, your baby.
For my cat.
Don't worry.
My cat's only, you know, a year or two old.
You know, it is what it is.
And he just turned three or.
No, he was born in 23.
129 and 23.
I just looked at his paperwork.
You know that they when Lou was here.
Yeah, you tell.
Yeah.
I'm waiting for the shove that thing up his nose.
Oh,
It's Paul's kid.
It won't hurt him.
And Paul's even listening to us.
Okay.
So he's, he's carrying you.
Oh, there he comes round two.
He's looking after me up.
Hey, I'm a big coming,
I'm going to cook on your boy.
Round two.
He's just.
You're.
Good.
Did.
Why did you heard it?
I know she can't hear me standing sitting here,
But she can hear him.
away. I took my hearing aid out because you were over there yelling at him. Selected hearing is
great. I know right. That's a really weird way to start a conversation. He's got such a cute
feeling for you signing him. He's a good drink. Sure hands are handled. Is it empty?
Oh, now he's going to go in the kitchen. What mom? Yeah, no, you've been hit. No, try.
Little, little shadow just like the other one. Well, big shadow. I say that's a far from a little
fucking shadow. We were out one night, you guys have left. The roommate comes out, goes into the
kitchen and gets to play the food. Right? Well, Hamilton fall her into the kitchen. So she's eaten
and she comes back this way. And she's coming running back through the living room.
Here comes Hamilton chasing her because he got up late. It was the cake when I made the
thing. He's after this fact. It's cake. And she's running back. And he's all on her.
Is that cake? Is that cake? You got food? But he is. He has such a great
bless you. Thank you. He has a good plan. And this is good. Huh? I'm glad.
That was we needed him. He just like mystery came to me when I needed her. He found us when
I honestly had the only reason we got him so early is for, you know, because she spent so much time
with the mystery during the day. She was taking it a lot harder than I was. I can at least go to work
and talk to people. Yeah. He's a good boy. He's a good boy. So are we doing this next weekend? Or
Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. I'm just what's that? Okay. I got to put more. I got to put more oil on him. I
got to put more fish oil on it. Is your cat picky about what it eats? No. You want to give her the
last of those small cans? Yeah, the ones that he won't eat. We'll put them in a bag for you. We
got a couple of wet food cans that you can have. And mine's not. He is. So is shithead.
Lily and Lily sounds about fucking right. Lily and bandit picky is work.
Yeah, he's that he is literally he is the perfect cross between mystery, bandit and Lily.
He tried running off with my lighter the other day.
He's trying to tell you you're done fucking stuff and jackass.
So he is such a so happy, adjusting. I put him on the kind of on the left hand side.
But I'm glad he's a good cat. I'm happy for you.
Why don't I will come in and get him in a minute. I had to make room for the other cans.
On the right side. So what I said. On the right towards the left.
You understood it when I said it.
I ain't got nothing today. Don't bring me into shit.
I've had enough of the whole spousing fuck you situation this past week. I'm good.
But that's not my spouse.
Oh, do not call him, Hammy. Oh, I'm surprised you didn't. She called him that at the
when we first met him at the main side. She like, come here, Hammy. He turned around and went.
So it's either Hamilton, Sir, Ham, Hamilton or Bubba.
What? I've been trying to know how much you can call him.
You think you know what, Bubba? Go ahead, Bubba.
Hi. You can watch the millipages better.
Well, man, the first time he jumped on the bed, I thought we were all going to die.
Oh, my God. Paul, you should be able to scoop him up.
The way he's obsessed with your feet, I'm scared.
Ew, he's wrong with you.
No, he's got claws. I've seen it. He don't use them.
You should have seen him when we took him to the vet to get his back claw like that.
The vet just absolutely loved him. See, he'll go out of his way to brush up against you to get pets.
But, uh,
that's the first time I've seen him up here. I've seen him up here to lay down.
You can go, Bubba. But, uh, we took him to the vet and the vet's holding him and
he's lying like that and she's picking him up and stretching him and stuff and he's just
looking at me like, really, Dad. Why?
You better not throw a thing at my ass. Yeah, he was totally
uh, that's okay, Bubba. You can put that tail up. You're fine.
Apparently, Paul.
Is warm if you should.
Yeah, I don't put the fun about sure.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Hamilton, the new studio B mascot.
Handsome Hamilton, you know, he couldn't speak English to save his fucking life.
I need to show him this shut again.
I think this can't do. And he will actually let us brush him.
I know. You see that? It's just like a, okay.
I'm going to try to do it the other night. You can tell he's got a clothes, Paul,
because you can see him wrap it around the thing.
I literally have my feet up this way and my ankle elevated.
When I fork, when I, yeah.
Welcome to brushing a pussy. 101. Is your pussy need brushing?
No, you're doing it.
Is my pussy need brushing the honey?
You need to stop bleeding.
I've believed so much that you have to have adult diapers.
Just to make sure you don't bleed through fucking clothes.
Never had that issue.
Oh, shit.
And the best thing about this,
boop of how you just said, get him spade clean.
Oh, thanks. I don't think she understood the fucking word I just said.
No, she didn't.
Welcome to my world.
You thought it was bad talking to Paul?
Did you put your hearing aid in today?
No, my ear hurt from you yelling at me earlier.
Thank you very much.
Are you comfortable?
Yes.
You're losing a laptop.
You're lost big rush.
I got a, I got a watch out so you don't want to worry about it.
Okay, did that, uh,
Mark and Largo, what the hell was that?
All Hamilton fell off of the street.
Fun.
No, you would be like, no, it was the kids.
It was the kids they swear.
No, it was a cat.
Fucking cat.
Yeah, when we first got him, he needed a good brush.
And now it's got, we've got fish oil form for his food to help soften it.
He had really dry coat when we got him.
That was a gunny.
Oh, did you dent my floor?
I'm worried about the floor is not going to grow back.
It's expensive to replace a floor.
Wipe your butt.
Flush the toilet.
Wash your hands.
We got to be careful how many.
Yeah, don't play in the cat box.
You got to be careful how many conversations we have.
I'm sorry.
What do you want?
Oh, you want to play?
Oh, you want to play?
Yes, you want to play now.
Look at the size of those myths.
That's why I'd be more afraid to get stuck with the cloth and that thing.
He lightly needs.
He doesn't harden.
He only lightly needs.
Oh, no, if you're wearing thin leggings or athletic pants,
you have your shoulders on.
Okay, wash your hands.
Please.
We're not playing with a box.
Look at him.
He's waiting for her to come.
He's up.
He's waiting for you.
Oh, we're getting playful, aren't you?
Are you fine?
I'm the wrong ham.
I'm going to have a new room.
A snail, yeah.
I'm going to have a new day to get down.
I'm going to have this one my feet.
Get it.
That thing's watching it, too.
I think he's waiting for a transical motor to come back.
He's looking for a pet.
Please walk.
You don't need to run.
You know, he folds his paws up under him when he lays.
You can pat him.
Just be very careful.
Be very slow.
You can pat the kitty.
You can pat the kitty.
There you go.
It's just like petting
doggies.
He loves kids.
He's good with kids.
Are you going to get the belly?
You can pat him.
You can pat him.
Just be careful.
Go slow and be careful.
Very soft.
Very gentle.
There you go.
There you go.
Good job, Navi.
She's getting belly.
She's getting belly.
She's totally different from
I still remember I did that thing.
Get the whole of the thing going on, motherfucker.
I'm not by the dropkick.
No goddamn cat today.
No, he's just he's getting playful.
You have his toy.
Of course he's going to you have his toy.
That's his toy.
That's his toy, baby.
So if you're playing with him.
I know what you're going to want.
You want to lift this?
Oh, thank god.
You're not going to make it.
You're up to five to table.
He can he plays with toys.
He's just getting baby.
That's how the thing popped out of his finger earlier.
Seen this.
He looked right at this.
See?
He can make that 21.
Oh yeah, he is very fast.
He would think that much weight he would say.
No, just leave that one up there, Navi.
We don't want to get too many out because we don't want to confuse him.
Kind of like you.
We don't want to confuse him.
I'm confused.
Okay, well, I think we'll go ahead and wrap it up because
now we're all playing with the cat.
Yeah, we're it's a rare.
A rare Hamilton.
Yeah, hopefully not the.
Oh, I told you, I'm sorry, Mark.
Sorry, Larry.
If you heard that's done, told you he can he is quick.
And now you understand why I'm afraid to get up and pick my feet up if you don't show.
You're going to send me to the yard.
Or how should he kind of be like, why are you in my yard?
I can't.
Again.
Nope, I'm done now.
So, hi, we will be back next weekend, guys.
So, have a great one.
We'll see you next time.
I know, I'm trying to be real nice about it.
I'm about to go.
Now, you're trying to go talk to him, you've made another deal.
And then he's about to sign the phone.
For him.
He hasn't to mind now.
He's laid directly underneath the reclining bar.
