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Loved jury duty season one, we did here at Stavis World.
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We've had her on the show. We love her. We love the whole thing.
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And there's a new installment that ups the stakes.
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In season two, jury duty presents company retreat.
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The groundbreaking social experiment leaves the courthouse
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for a corporate retreat in the mountains.
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Trust falls, anyone.
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The retreat is for rocking grandma's hot sauce.
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The company's fake. Everyone's an actor.
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Except one guy. Anthony, that's the setup.
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Expect bigger laughs and some heartfelt moments
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that might get those eyes misty.
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Watch jury duty presents company retreat
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streaming on Prime Video March 20th.
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First time long time.
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I joined Patreon because I feel like it's a fair trade
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Let's get right to the question.
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Should I get a prenup?
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This prenup would only involve
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Any money that we inherit.
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Any money that I make at my bullshit job
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where I listen to thought-provoking content
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such as your podcast and people playing video games.
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That is, you know, if we split that's
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You say your parents money.
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Reason for getting my parents money's prenup is that that is
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their money and it's kind of
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a little secret that I haven't said anything about yet
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because it's really just up to my parents.
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My mom got into an accident a while ago.
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The company that caused the accident
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gave her a payout of about a million dollars.
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Which is not chump change for some people in our situation.
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A generational wealth starter.
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understand that it's, you know, I wouldn't hoard it.
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But it's really my parents money.
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I have no reason to think that we would ever divorce.
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My fiance's an incredible woman who does so much
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puts in so much work into our relationship.
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She's a little incredibly loyal to me.
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She puts up with my bullshit.
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I do the same for her, loyal.
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I don't want to get a divorce ever, right?
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I don't feel like chasing women is my strong food or interest.
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But that's why in my gut,
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just get a prenup for this little chunk of change.
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Like, I can't find anybody else.
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The dating thing is either way.
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Please for the love's guide.
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Can you get to 280 next season?
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I'm sorry to get fit.
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If you do next time you come to my city,
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Listen, I don't need shit from you, mother fucker.
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I don't need your fucking little bitch-ass to fucking motivate me.
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Let's get that straight.
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Let's get that straight.
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Very interesting concept.
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Because it's like, you know, I don't know.
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I feel kind of weird about it in general.
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I see why somebody would do it.
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I feel like they're pretty...
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They're very pro women.
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I feel like a lot of it is like,
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if you're like a stay-home mom, you don't get fucked.
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Oh, because they have certain...
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Because we're only thinking of it as a protect your money thing.
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But it can also be like, if we get divorced,
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I get certain stuff.
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But a prenup basically says you don't get...
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Or there's a certain amount you don't get or something, right?
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I think the default for a while is like,
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we each leave the marriage with whatever we had when we started.
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But there's got to be lots of some occasions.
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He's basically saying...
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No sign of a prenup is too...
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Yeah, because right now...
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I thought it was like, a prenup just means like...
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And that other stuff was included too.
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Whatever the settlement would be.
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It's like some agreement about what you would do if you separated.
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Good people to give advice about it.
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It's probably a million ways you get like, set them up.
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This bitch can't have the money in this account.
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But we share this account or something like that, you know?
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Yeah, that's a good...
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I guess I've never thought if I would get one.
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Well, you see moms who are like...
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Who get half their mansion.
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That's not a prenup.
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That's just they change the laws to do that.
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Oh, like in certain states again?
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I don't know what the specifics are.
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I guess I don't really see what the...
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It's one of those interesting things where it's like...
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It really shouldn't be a problem either way.
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Like, I don't see what the...
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Like, if you're really in it, it's kind of the way you buy life insurance.
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You know what I mean?
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I don't want to die early, but if it happens...
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And it's kind of the same thing where it's like...
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We don't even know what it could possibly be.
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I don't even want to sit here and contemplate, but let's just right now come up with like a fair
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I don't think that's that crazy.
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I don't think it's that crazy.
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If I get married, papers on papers.
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So you would want a very specific like, hey, if we get divorced, we just get whatever we do.
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With type situation.
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They're freaking out.
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Oh, this is not the person I don't have.
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I don't know people.
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It's not even, it's not offence to the person you're with, but I also pay for guys.
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We like, it's not that romantic, but get that shit signed.
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Yeah, it is a romantic.
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But also it's kind of, it's kind of like the putting a condom on of marriage.
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We're just stopping from momentum.
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Yes, and the, but it like what we do it, we go back to, but it's responsible, yeah.
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Yeah, it's the same.
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Do we think couples without pre-nubs manage their disputes and arguments better than couples
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that do have pre-nubs because if you're that guy or that guy or whoever has the more
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money, you're like, are you barged, are you playing, you're running without, you're
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flying without a net, you're playing all, you know, it's a battle to the death.
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You gotta resolve your issues or face losing half your shit.
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There's certain thing to it where it's like, you can just be more honest because, you
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know, it is like just a very frank way to start like your marriage.
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Right, I think it's a good, that's true.
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It's like, you, that's a great point.
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If you care about actually doing it and being like, I don't want you to get half my money
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but you do it in like a civil way and stuff, it's like, I don't know.
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I think it says like, this is serious.
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Not that I'm a marriage hound, but.
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But no, I swear to mean brothers.
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Yeah, when you're married, you're going to have to talk, you're going to have some serious
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uncomfortable talks.
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So why not start with you?
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You good, Mr. Mr. Mcdonald?
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I know, take a quick, pissed off.
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Yeah, you go crazy, buddy.
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So I'll come hold your pain.
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I don't need one leg.
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I'll give you any LP needs to be.
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You're going to have way harder conversations.
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I also love that he's like, it would be for my parents' money.
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If their mom didn't have that mill in the bank, you're getting a prenup.
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Shut the fuck up by your money.
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I think like, it would be easy for him to bring up.
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And it wouldn't seem so personal because it is like not his money.
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It's his family money.
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And especially if he has like siblings and stuff.
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I don't know if he does or not, but he could be like, oh, look, you know,
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this is part of like a bigger family thing.
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Yeah, it's like the estate.
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I need a decision I make on this.
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I'd want to make with my siblings and blah, blah, blah.
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The people in the home.
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Yeah, I think that's fair.
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If a guy was weird with me and I was supposed to marry him, I'd be like,
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No, that's a good point.
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If you're with somebody and they handle this exactly the opposite way that you were expecting.
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And you could be like, whoa, do I not know this person?
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I'm like, we go to bed.
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I'm like, good night.
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Who have I been sharing my life with?
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At the same time, too, from what he says though, it sounds like he does it like, I don't
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Seems like he has no reason to doubt this woman.
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She doesn't even know about this money.
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It sounds like it sounds pretty happy.
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Yeah, I mean, listen, I think in the spirit of like, who cares?
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You should be able to have this conversation.
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Have the conversation.
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I would say maybe do it only for your parents' money.
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To me, that's a very, that's totally nothing.
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To be like, hey, I'm getting this amount of money.
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It's part of the settlement for it.
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You guys, lean on the word settlement, business, manager, wealth advisor, well advisor, say
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your wealth advisor, wanted me to do it, always blame someone else, even if you don't have
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Just for this bullshit, do it.
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Always make someone up.
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This person's making me do it.
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Let me talk to you.
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And then you go in the other room.
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I need you to pretend that you're from Fisher Investments.
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I think I you want for that.
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Oh, you are really good at that.
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Elder's is a strong suit.
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I just talked to him.
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He said it makes sense.
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We need this prenat.
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Hunter, as you see, regulatory code, 13B.
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We gave it our best.
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So yeah, dude, that's the fucking answers.
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I really, once I was working at a telemarketing job
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that they told us was not a telemarketing job,
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they would have our managers tap in with us on the call
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and tell us what to say.
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So my manager would be listening to what I was saying.
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They would fucking impractical jokers you?
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And one time, the guy could hear the manager talking.
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He's like, is someone telling you what to say?
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It was kind of kept going.
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My manager was like, that's my manager.
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He's helping me make the say like humility.
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That's crazy, dude.
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I got puppet mastered.
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Managers, like, ask them where they can go.
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Where the restroom for number two is.
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I have to say it if he says it.
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What happens if they don't say it on the show?
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They fucking jokers.
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Well, you don't see it, but they have your grandmother
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They ever connected to a battery, a car battery.
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Please, let's have it on.
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And they zapper, if you don't say it, you know.
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he's a dick and you're sure to tear it in my pocket.
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