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Chimpanzees Are Bad Pets, Powerball Dreams, Erection Monitor + More | 12.25.25
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Timestamps:
00:00:00 Story teases
00:01:20 Remembering the woman whose face was ripped off by a chimpanzee
00:05:00 Pat's losing weight
00:06:15 Good penis angles
00:08:20 Update on the nighttime erection monitor device
00:17:30 Christmas plans
00:22:15 Ozempic vagina
00:24:55 What would you do if you won the Powerball?
00:30:30 Nicki Minaj at Turning Point
and much more...
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