Could Allyson Survive A Shark Attack?

These are common survival tips that most people actually get wrong.

Okay.

We'll see how we do.

You are usually better off staying with a broken down vehicle instead of trying to hike

out in an unknown and potentially dangerous location.

Also stacking your tires and setting them on fire will generate a column of black smoke

that is visible from far away and will attract attention.

These are common survival tips that people actually get wrong.

Well, I don't know how to take my tires off my car, or are these saying don't do that?

Well, you know, these are common survival tips that most people actually get wrong here

are the highlights.

So I don't understand how they get wrong.

Chelsea, you'd be surprised in an emergency what you could do.

My very first radio job, I did overnight in East Lansing.

So I would drive from Ipsi to East Lansing, and there's a period of middle like stockbridge

and you're just out in the country, just country everywhere, my tire went flat out there.

And I knew there was nowhere to walk to.

There was no next exit, there was no house, and that's when Ellison taught herself to

change a tire.

See?

That's how you do it.

I had no idea how to do it, but I was like, that's the only way I'm going to live.

So eating raw things like bare grills does, like that's one.

No, don't do that.

They said, don't do that.

You want to be in a survival situation that you can live through and not get a parasite.

Yeah, I die.

Do not rub frostbitten skin to warm up, but can literally tear cells and tissues.

You just need to slowly get warm from mild frostbite, tuck your fingers or toes into somebody

else's armpits.

What about your own armpits?

Can you?

Well, that's warm, I guess.

Maybe just in this modern world we live in, try to not get frostbite.

You're driving.

I'm going to do that one.

Well, if you're in a life or death situation.

What if you're hiking?

Well, that said no one ever.

If you get stabbed, don't pull the blade out as they do in the movies.

Don't touch anything, actually.

Just call 911.

No, no, no, no.

If you watch your shows, if you, if you're all up to date on your crime shows, you know

not to pull the knife out.

Because leaving it in place actually acts like a cork.

It's also when you get smashed into a tree by a car, you have to leave the car there.

That's right.

Once you've already been cut in half and you're dead, you just didn't know it yet.

So you'll talk for a while.

Well, somebody saw signs.

Oh, signs.

Signs.

Somebody saw an M night shadow on the movie.

There's a Chicago PDF.

Swing away.

Yeah.

Meryl, swing away.

Oh.

I want a terrible way to die.

You know, as soon as that car gets moved, I'll tell you that I'm screwed.

I know.

I can't report it for 48 hours to report someone's missing.

If you have a bad feeling, do it right away.

The first few hours are most crucial.

People always say, well, I can't report it for 28 to 48 hours because what if they just

decided to go on a date trip?

Well, no, I watch enough date line to know though that a lot of people do report it.

And the police department says, can't really do anything.

Well, you got to wait 24 hours.

Well, they have to wait.

You can report right away.

Otherwise, we'll have for our friends in Florida, don't run in a zigzag formation

if an alligator or crocodiles after you.

You actually are just as run as fast as you can like hell because they can only run in

short bursts.

Well, and also, so the zigzagging is slowing you down and catching them up.

Well, and I also have always thought it was interesting that their eyes are over here

and here.

You're just zigzagging back into their eyes.

Right.

Right.

You're better off being dead center.

Just stay alive.

Right, where their nose is and they're not going to see you.

Right.

Now they have to be so poor God.

Do not use a hair curl or to cauterize a bullet hole.

It does not work and just hurts, just hurts.

That's it.

That would not be my first thought if I had a bite.

I didn't even know it was an option.

Yeah, right.

Allison, here's one last one for you.

Okay.

Because you know how we talked about we all the three of us want to swim in the ocean

next time we're in Florida.

Yeah.

If a shark is coming up, what should you do?

I'm, but I won't do it.

But what should you do?

Punch it.

Where?

In its face.

Right.

And it's nose.

Right.

I'm not going to do that though.

Well, you won't be able to punch a shark in its nose.

Good luck throwing an accurate punch to a shark's nose under water at something moving

25 miles per hour.

You're more likely to accidentally hand feed a shark than land an action hero ahead.

It instead may contain eye contact and slowly back away without making erratic motions.

If the shark is in attack mode, strike the eyes or the gills.

Yeah, I just have a policy to stay out of their house.

I don't need to go in the ocean.

Not only that, I'm not maintaining eye contact with a shark.

Let me tell you something.

It's not going to happen.

It's more terrifying to make eye contact with the shark than to swim as fast as you can

away from the shark.

I would think like I just want to go.

I'm not going to sit there and be like.

I'm back in a way.

Who's thinking there's swimming faster than a shark though?

Also, who's being this calm in the ocean?

Not us.

I said, you try to swim away from the shark.

That's your instinct, right?

Not to make eye contact with it.

Hang on, I have results from the way.

Hold on.

I'm always blown away by these like surfers who will get bit by sharks and then go back.

Like, I don't know, whenever they're ready to go back in the ocean, like you're going

to tempt that again.

Has anyone ever tried this because this is what I do with animals?

What's up?

Who's a cute shark?

Is it you?

Yeah, you should try that underwater.

I'm sure it's to know on your snorkel how that works because it sounds like when you

trying to speak to the shark, you're blowing more bubbles and more attraction to the other

sharks.

What did that lady have for lunch?

You're making erratic motions.

Yeah.

How are you making eye contact when you're being swimming?

No, I'm zigzagging.

Zigzagging.

All right.

That's it.